It Came From Tumblr

[@sceetherthenadder]

At this point, I DON”T KNOW WHAT SEYMOUR ACTUALLY SOUNDS LIKE! His voice has such range!

[@LOVE-iv2pw]

I feel like he could dub an entire anime ALONE if it has the right cast.

[@richellejohnson5593]

He sounds like cookie Dough ice cream. No I won't elaborate.

[@sceetherthenadder]

@@richellejohnson5593 from that cookie game?

[@derekpalm9919]

does he know what his original voice sounds like??

[@coruscaregames]

@@sceetherthenadder sadly there is no ice cream cookie in either kingdom or ovenbreak

[@ravenvalor1470]

To be fair, Tumblr will look you in the eye and say everything that should not be said. Unflinchingly.

[@addderalll]

I do not doubt that for a second tbh

[@Nyghtking]

If you stare into the abyss then don't be surprised when you're the one that blinks.

[@mintyreview6794]

@@Nyghtking honestly props to you 10/10 quote hell yeah

[@shelbymustang3548]

“Ya know, your favorite characters aren’t dead if you au hard enough.” Me: YOU’RE GODDAM RIGHT

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

And your favorite characters _can_ be dead if you au hard enough! Make them suffer! Cry about it! ⭐ SUFFER ✨ -I need help-

[@katelynsakurasystem1811]

SAYORI IM COMING

[@rileyomadadhain2173]

What if you're a Xenoblade fan and it reveals that they all got married to each other in the next game

[@aisadal2521]

The AU thing about keeping our favorite characters alive is so true tho! 😂

[@dustincompton992]

Just ask Square Enix. You can’t tell me they aren’t thinking about it with Aerith.

[@LOVE-iv2pw]

A certain percentage of the persona fandom know EXACTLY what you’re talking about.

[@sgtwhisker26]

Trip from Star Trek enterprise did not died in that godforsaken nightmare of a series finale, and TNT never broke up.

[@applef1uffy]

*laughs in kaedahara Kazuha’s friend*

[@Fibblejoe]

I'm not caught up on the tumblr lore, so "we are going to take all of your French fries" is terrifying and confusing

[@pranavghantasala6808]

3:32 Yeah, it turns out that 50 people is the optimum size for a group of people. At least in terms of coordination and manpower

[@esppupsnkits4560]

Makes sense.

[@LavenderPromenade]

Ok but counterpoint: Michael Afton being sexymanned is mostly about his pre-scoop form, in which he was literally just a guy who happened to be the son of a child murderer. And since Michael was canonically confused for William by William's own daughter, and Michael's sister by association, the two must look a lot alike, thus, if they sexyman William, they have to sexyman Michael by association. TLDR: Michael not always stinky corpse, at one point he was man, and looked like his dad, meaning both are to be sexymanned.

[@purplepedantry]

Most Michael simps do double-time as Will simps, plus there's some that don't, so it's really not as much 'William is losing simps', it's moreso 'Many of William's simps also like Mike, so it adds to Mike's total'.

[@internetlurker1850]

0:37 A human but with super strength, literally charming voice, like not just in the beautiful way it literally charms you, and water breathing.

[@millie_the_beetle]

THATS AQUAMAN

[@magiciansapprentice9230]

How about this, a magical girl series, but with Majora's Mask-style transformations.

[@hoodiesticks]

The ribbons that eventually become the magical girl dress briefly strangle and suffocate the girl, then a flash of white and the transformation is done.

[@magiciansapprentice9230]

@@hoodiesticks Yeah, something like that

[@bittersine2356]

PM. Seymour is going to end up becoming a part of the internet subconscious because he does Tumblr content.

[@PrincessAmanante]

“Going to”? I’m pretty sure he already is.

[@bittersine2356]

@@PrincessAmanante No no you're right You're right

[@LunizIsGlacey]

12:51 "If you wouldn't go to someone for advice, don't take their criticism either." That is such good advice. Just writing it down here to have a higher chance of remembering it.

[@crowsussman8187]

Um as a person who both has had lots of experience with crows and literally NAMED themselves after one- yes I would like to be a lil' crow hopping on a tree. However in my experience crows are more inclined to menacingly hopping around in your front yard, flooding it in a sea of inky blackness. .... then again maybe they're just trying to tell me something.

[@esppupsnkits4560]

They might be protecting their favorite human from a bad spooky thingy?

[@yvetteszentesi6077]

2:06 - "Church Sanctioned Fursona" Well .. this poster is not wrong. :)

[@Beth_The_Bored]

Got to love Fwench Fwy and their* "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!" line. Always makes me giggle. ((*--confirmed they/them by creator))

[@connorprado9810]

it do bee funny (sorry had to)

[@bbloveseevees8984]

“Buzz… off…? Buzz..? OH! You mean like bees?” “What?” “BEES? YOU WANT BEES?” “Bees…?” “BEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”

[@tytheghost3024]

I got jumpscared by the bees clip

[@The_Sleepy_Witch]

Vanny is technically Glitchtrap and its canon that Glitchtrap is William Afton, so tumblr did in fact switched back to william

[@connorprado9810]

NO. WE'RE NOT DEALING WITH TWO OF THEM.

[@jager477]

So did Willi A. choose to possess Vanessa or was he just grabbing at anything like a consumer at Black Friday during a blackout?

[@The_Sleepy_Witch]

@@jager477 I mean he also tried to possess Jeremy before he sliced his face off, so i think he was willing to work with anyone at that point.

[@Nugcon]

The new fnaf canon is a mistake, this is why

[@purplepedantry]

Congratulations on her transition :3 (The hater in the replies needs to calm down ^w^)

[@Lovinia1]

I got me some freeze dried skittles and a pmseymour video. It’s gonna be a good day

[@xXMindSoulXx]

freeze dried skittles??????

[@Lovinia1]

@@xXMindSoulXx trust me

[@herobizarre6010]

6:50 Me as a trainer. "Fuck yeah, get his ass, Magikarp!"

[@slyfox7452]

Ok i think we can agree that the hanged kings tragedy is the best play. The after show was amazing.

[@hakaidemati4417]

Until a crazy man broke the script, i agree, that shit was fire

[@Shadowheart181]

So, when's the dress rehearsal?

[@xXMindSoulXx]

btw for those unaware, i believe this is an SCP reference.

[@squeaktheswan2007]

5:00 I mean, clearly they have proven that they can keep the artifact out of the hands of the bad guys.

[@KihanaKat]

I ALWAYS wanna be a little crow hopping on a tree. It’s better than being a human And not me having the answer being no to everything in the post at 3:18 except for the “you need a hug?”

[@BigHatLoganGaming]

I'm glad these compilations exist so I can catch up on these posts

[@andfoundout]

1:58 One time this little frenchie was on a walk while my dad and I were washing our truck, and the boi would NOT stop barking at me until I jumped down from the bed of the truck and petted them. It was the best thing that's ever happened to me, I felt like a million dollars. Sign me up, Vogue

[@midnights2631]

Every time we tell my cat it's not dinner time, he continues to scream of how hungry he is.

[@Nexility]

12:24 nah im pretty sure it is. this fic in which my favorite red sweater wearing bird boy suffers and then gets comforted makes me very happy.

[@SomeGaymerNerd]

was seymour not around for 2015 tumblr? at the time purple guy was called vincent because of the rebornica au, but... long story short rebornica (now known as bones or skull) left the fandom because vincent becae a sexyman and tumblr send explicit things to bones when they were a minor, so... yeah I'd say switching over to mike was a good idea

[@DrSuperLuigiSeth1]

Necessary evil, I suppose.

[@cjslime8847]

16:56 I once had a teacher who half did this it was first year and his book was on the book list I just bought all my first subject books they were relatively cheap and not heavy I was talking to him and he didn’t even know his book was on the book list

[@EllieC130]

As a former yugioh playing child (who’s dark magician girl got STOLEN) I too miss yugioh being broken but simple.

[@LittleHoo]

It went downhill the moment Synchro monsters existed

[@Kartoffelkamm]

Ok, I had to pause the video and stop consuming ungodly amounts of chips at an alarming rate when I realized that Seymour knows what Tokyo Mew Mew is. Like, I know I commented on that one under the original video already, but it just hit me. Tokyo Mew Mew is even less known than Pretty Cure, another niche magical girl anime. Like, there are occasional Precure posts on the magical girl subreddit, but nothing about those human rights violations in skirts. And Seymour just casually drops the name. Honestly, I'm super stoked for that reboot or whatever it is, and I'll follow it as it releases, because I want it to be popular enough to get at least an English dub, for real this time, without censoring and name changing.

[@connorprado9810]

mew mew. . . magic anime girl. . . wait is that- nah. (mad mew mew plays in distance) oh god no AHHHH

[@AstroManX100]

'Describe your handwriting without using the words "messy" or "neat".' It looks like I squashed a bunch of spiders on my paper to make a prophecy, like a bug themed haruspex.

[@DelliGaming]

1:46 As a goat owner, can confirm. Luke got his head stuck in the fence while we weren't home and he is now a unicorn.

[@PrincessAmanante]

Poor baby!

[@genesisofthebetween]

You have a unicorn?!

[@MilkTheCarton]

0:45 more likely they would be a hippocampus, which is just seahorse but literal

[@Ravengirl0814]

The the post of Birds having feelings, but not Souls made me think of Iago from Aladdin.

[@Respectable_Username]

1:15 This is all my shippy headcanons are. Like who wants the freaky stuff I just want two people being adorable together!

[@Lfromdeathnote]

Now we just have to wait for the next Binge Compilation 1 Hour Binge Compilation

[@mic6412]

I am asexual, thank you . I feel valid once again. Keep on doing what you do

[@DrVella]

That IS indeed a funky intro

[@superspicy8740]

10:47 as my history teacher once told me ‘a mad scientist’s notebook after they’ve had coffee’

[@tac0811]

13:15 I love the thought of cap agreeing and changing his shirt and still kicking ass lol

[@aisadal2521]

Why is the crow thing from the thumbnail such a mood, tho? 😂

[@JoseChavez-mo2is]

The Easter Bunny as Jesus's Fursona.

[@Raoul.]

3:51 I got triggered the last time and I got triggered now. IT'S NOT MIKE-SICKLE

[@-Morgan_Hailingsun-]

12:18 most birds dont have the chemical to feel capsacian, so assuming mace is the same as pepper spray because im stupid, no.

[@xdiamondlongswordx523]

Regarding Jean N A Seymour, thats what I thought when I first watched that. You're not alone I swear it haunts me every day.

[@squeaktheswan2007]

7:25 Just showed this to my cat. He is sniffing in disbelief.

[@christopherguilfoyle8163]

I like that the flork of cows girls got bows

[@TheCrazyCapMaster]

6:35 *She was beta-testing some game and he downloaded himself into her brain. He’s literally a computer virus* 🤣

[@DrSuperLuigiSeth1]

William Afton has been a virus his whole life, afterlife, and afterafterlife.

[@urticantspoon9960]

You know, I love leaving this channel to stew for a year and coming back and binging hilarity for my semi annual dose of tumblr

[@hallie342]

2:22 Seymour, I love ya, but if you soil Neil cicierega aka lemon demons name by confusing it with monster from fnf again, I have a cool party trick called “stealing your spine” up my sleeve

[@goldenpig6453]

sounds like a pretty sick party trick! whats it about

[@hallie342]

@@goldenpig6453 my lawyer said I shouldn’t elaborate

[@DrSuperLuigiSeth1]

Actually while Monster is in fact his official name, Lemon Demon is a decently-widely-accepted name as well throughout the fandom. This happens a lot with indie game characters, actually. Hell, Golden Freddy wasn’t even originally called Golden Freddy in the first FNAF game. He was apparently meant to be called “Yellow Bear.” The fans just called him Golden Freddy so much Scott adopted the name.

[@hallie342]

@@DrSuperLuigiSeth1 yes I’m aware but that one is a lesser fake

[@hallie342]

@@DrSuperLuigiSeth1 but no I am in fact quite aware with that, as it’s the actual lemon demon fandoms fault that nickname stuck

[@cjslime8847]

I watch them but I am so conditioned to the screams being the end I prepare for the end when I hear them

[@ianhowick]

Man, Who did that dancing Palamute animation? it's Awesome.

[@Ares_marz234]

6:28 This maybe one year ago but this part was funny because I thought he was gonna say that Michael was a boneless chicken wing... I don't know why

[@purplepedantry]

He is and he's adorably pathetic about it X3

[@everyonegetselfears1444]

*Glances at Editor Andy's Chikn Nuggit, Amphibia, and Dogs in Space gifs I see you're a man of culture as well.

[@seanking7134]

The funny thing is, eqao's approach to TikTok is the same as my approach to Tumblr

[@novarose6003]

Your voice is the only thing I can hear in my head anymore. You have stolen my mind and now are reading all my thoughts like tumblr posts.

[@SmellyLemons5469]

Describing my handwriting: I am very critical if on my adhd meds, but i give up halfway when im not on it

[@snipintoaslamjam5518]

Doesn't the AU think kinda happen in Homestuck? But it's alternate timelines instead of universes

[@SleepDeprivedDragonOfTheNight]

Somebody once described my handwriting as a drunk typewriter.

[@UndecidedASMR]

5:30 THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND

[@Rae0814]

The students completely ignoring the fact that Zim is an alien because they are annoyed with Dib would be a hilarious reveal

[@zenthedying91]

so close to 500k sub's. if I was a little more punnier It would've involve subway. Instead I would ask of you to pat yourself and the editor on the back. because you guy's are chaotic nice guys.

[@redstonegenius2609]

My favorite way to describe my handwriting comes from my 7th grade history teacher. "Chicken on crack"

[@generic7770]

dead ass all i got out of this video is that there is a new tokyo mew mew coming out

[@remy817]

15:19 tumblr has to stop being this relatable because even if i go to a doctor i am not getting diagnosed

[@rachel6239]

15:10 My brains first thought for some reason was DeNim-A

[@J4ck1001]

It's not my fault Voldemort is more interesting than some poor muggle who became a rich wizard the same day he learned who killed his parents

[@lunameriweather7693]

the fact that chikn nuggit was in there is the more wholesome side of tiktok

[@fionadakitsuneko]

4:40 Starbound. Especially the Great Sovereign temple mission.

[@DrSuperLuigiSeth1]

Tumblr manages to romanticize skeletons, lovecraftian mannequins, the bad guy from the first Despicable Me, and a fancy Who that’s obsessed with deforestation. William Afton is just another day at the office.

[@TheNinthGeneration1]

My writing style is cursive chicken scratch 10:40

[@adrianna1227]

DID HE JUST SAY THERE IS A NEW TOKYO MEW MEW COMING OUT???

[@asurasyn]

Alright, I'mma say it! This was the best Flork of Cows since the Tago Bell saga! ... Fight me in the comments!

[@literally_trash]

6:07 people can make anything a sexyman if they try hard enough. I have seen some things. Terrible things.

[@purplepedantry]

*Delightful things

[@DelliGaming]

The first one be hitting hard when your favorite anime is Danganronpa

[@JameisonAus_YouTube]

i used to think a P.M. Seymour video would never be able to kill me now my mind is changed because had i been activly drinking water and not about to when i look at this 4:30 i would have chocked on my water

[@tsukiaquamooncat2041]

7:34 IDK why, but I instantly thought of Dream.

[@DefRevenge24601]

10:48 Earthbound - The Angry Video Game Nerd

[@HistoryandOtherStuffwithBV]

0:17 Me reading that one fanfic about Ikumi and Ryo that my friend found and pinged me.

[@SakuraHarumin]

2:57 NOT ONLY BY SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS SPOKEN BY SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG DURING THE STORY OF SONIC 06, ONE OF THE WORSE GAMES EVER MADE THAT STORY IS PEAK

[@SilverStarlight5555]

Describe my hanwriting? "So well taken care and dainty but still yet can't understand crap"

[@jae_vee]

and then theres funky, hes dead. funkys dead

[@averagegenzguy2751]

2:20 Unforgivable Sin, goodbye

[@sorrowandsufferin924]

12:07 This... This is why Denmark has to pay. If y'all had just left us the fries, the Danish could have danished on as they did.

[@crazyachilles3958]

It stands for prefect man

[@TheBalunStormhands]

You Have GOT to do Tumblr Jabberwocky

[@NortherrorZaGod]

I agree with hamletplink (I’ve had the same things happen to me with JJBA and JJK

[@Dr.Froggo]

Yeah, my friend simps over William and Michael Afton as well as FNAF 3 Springtrap. He's got some kind of issues, don't know which type.

[@DrSuperLuigiSeth1]

Which one? Your friend, or Afton?

[@sagacious03]

Fun video! Thanks for uploading!

[@user-hn4zn9nx3c]

The P.M stands for Patrick Matthews

[@fearmasterm.m.z7139]

Mw2 2022 is the epitome of AU to save ghost

[@kayq3231]

I need the animorphs one!

[@WooperChannelYT]

@P.M. Seymore Yo, which one of these things has the James Bond thingy, for research of course...

[@the_stray_cat]

8:18 actualy this is not to far off, gaz actualy knows but is like"zim is to dumb to take over the world"

[@MidoriOfTheShuinsen]

Precisely! And the one time he had the opprtunity to succeed, he instead *saved* the world.

[@SansTheSkeIeton]

Dont you DARE take my french frys!

[@bookishblossom8670]

12:00 wait is this why my twin keeps stealing my fries are they training for something

[@gaeapplehairline1566]

The lemon demon post hurts for 2 reasons, 1 it's true it's really true 2 I can no longer mention that I listen to lemon demon without someone quizzing me on fff

[@esppupsnkits4560]

Goats can still know secrets! You can be kinda dumb and still know important secrets

[@hyrules_feral_hero]

another raw line from sonic: do you know da wae

[@twistedpeaches]

The goats may still know secrets, they just dumb OR IT'S A CLEVER PLOY!!! but they really do need help they got stuck

[@hexinthelilypond4213]

Ohhh buddy that was a FUNKY INTRO

[@Jack_the_Killer_Ex-Cop]

I don’t really simp for William nor Micheal but I know a mutual who does simp for William heavily, the only animatronics I simp for are Sundrop/Sunrise, Moondrop and DJ Music Man

[@purplepedantry]

You have a solid list ^w^

[@Jack_the_Killer_Ex-Cop]

@@purplepedantry ty I do