It's a Sad, Sad, Sad, Sad World

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Music:
German National Anthem (“Deutschlandlied”) by Joseph Haydn. Performed by the infamous Egyptian military band.
“Running in the 90’s” by Maurizio De Jorio
Chinese National Anthem (“March of the Volunteers") by Nie Er
“I Want To Hold Your Hand” by The Beatles. Remix here: • I want to hold your ha...
British National Anthem (“God Save the Queen/King”) by ??????? (Wikipedia doesn’t say, so I guess we’ll never know).
“Rule, Britannia!” by James Thomson and Thomas Arne
Russian National Anthem by Alexander Alexandrov. Performed, again, by the Egyptian military band.

[@Masrgood]

"Don't even think of crossing me, because if you did your neck would break"- Queen Elizabeth 2018

[@andreaaristokrates9516]

The best thing is that "because if you did your neck would break" is a real quote lmao.

[@TheWunWhiteWolf]

I am thrilled to be back in the *G R E A T* state of Minnesota!

[@endermeap6488]

With truly some of the most STUPID people anywhere on earth

[@ThisUpdateIsBS]

As a Minnesotan, I am indeed stupid

[@baxterbunny4403]

@@ThisUpdateIsBS me too gamer

[@Bloodletter8]

@@endermeap6488 "What the fuck is wrong with you STUPID fuckin people??"

[@penzy5905]

@@ThisUpdateIsBS same here

[@RedeemingTheUneven2]

"We think of our homes as places where we shit." *wipes a single tear from his eye* That is beautiful. God save the Queen.

[@saagabragi6938]

God couldn't save the queen

[@lifedecoded9842]

This is a masterpiece.

[@meltup3668]

As an Egyptian, I have never been any prouder of our Army band God bless our band! ♥️🇪🇬♥️

[@Snako]

@M Deckers Your comment sucked rat's ass

[@socially_mute7086]

@@Snako You don't suck at all when it comes to ruining the mood

[@Snako]

Look I don't care what u say

[@socially_mute7086]

@@Snako You replied

[@angelikaskoroszyn8495]

It was beautiful

[@DevletGiray]

damn that ending hits too close to home now

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

I didn't know the United States and India were countries!

[@cosmobane6995]

Well, United States is basically just a huge refugee center and India is just a remnant of an ancient empire

[@pussinboots838]

Bet you never knew that both countries were on a continent.

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

@@cosmobane6995 The United States is a huge refugee camp, while Canada is a slightly-less oppressed immigrant camp.

[@AwesomeSaucePictures]

@@jakespacepiratee3740 with maple syrup

[@randomisonline]

"That's because you are stupid." - Donald Trump

[@thunderspark1536]

I am thrilled to be back in the GREAT state of minisoda

[@DlcEnergy]

mini-soda? imgur.com/a/YrujM2P

[@Cacowninja]

DLC ENERGY Not just Mini-soda, DIET Mini-soda.

[@thunderspark1536]

@serpico no u

[@isayeet]

Whenever Trudeau said “Happy Canada Day” at 5:35, I was thinking how great it would be if he followed it up with a “YaaY” and then he actually did. Never in my life have I experienced such complete satisfaction. Thank you, Citizen Brain.

[@number3Ihatetoontown]

Meanwhile...Happy Canada Day, yay! I am proud to report that everyone died! I forgot the song was "What is Love?" so I called it "Happy Canada Day!"

[@robertortiz-wilson1588]

"Canada has no national identity" - Castro Jr.

[@cqb3814]

This ytp is identical to the actual world events

[@kylebriffa7]

Shit. A few weeks ago the Prince of Wales *shat* in the Carribbean 5:16

[@trublutom3619]

However, sometimes shit happens *No fucks given*

[@markstriby4941]

I W I L L K E E L Y E W

[@theogceilingfanman]

3:45

[@yusfilino5386]

God DAMN! This channel is underrated!

[@EviusPistachio]

Yusfilino Right? That good old school YTP.

[@endermeap6488]

True. This is the best YTP channel I’ve seen.

[@CityofButterfly]

"Russia stands ready to annex all of Europe." That one hits different in 2022.

[@Darkndustries]

This channel is glorious

[@dartheria7914]

Putin: "... The winter war" Putin: "The Cold War is back, bitch" Incredibly prescient lmao

[@Cacowninja]

I swear KZbin Poops such as these make politics a little easier to swallow.

[@TheJumboBurrito]

oh god please tell youre not ancap

[@TheJumboBurrito]

Dread Wolf eek eek eek eek

[@apophis7712]

@solaire of astora Or worse, an OBJECTIVIST!

[@zoloftdependant5246]

@NetizenKane what does that even mean? every political ideology can be said to have "good ones" and "bad ones", (as in polite and does not force their beliefs onto others). i'd say i lean anarchist, albeit not capitalist, but i see the reasons why people might believe in a certain political system. except communism fuck that shit

[@shannon510butno.3]

@malcador the sigillite imagine not knowing what socialism is.

[@jreut09]

SSSSSSSSSSTOOOOOOOOOP

[@number3Ihatetoontown]

He took more than 5 seconds to say stop!

[@brodied.6230]

Our thoughts and prayers are with all those who died.. _However.._ *Sometimes shit happens.* r/madlass

[@jchin1117]

2:08 is the reason I subscribed

[@jubilantsleep]

jchin1117 welcome

[@AlexsegeCP]

OMFG I DIED. WTF Shanghai is filled with buildings and Winnie Pooh is banned. This video need more views

[@AlexsegeCP]

@Liam Dysart It is true but I think it's funny because of the way it was said. It was a known fact which makes it funny. It's a "No shit" moment.

[@archaeorobbo]

Absolutely phenomenal job truly a masterclass of ytp.

[@TheWunWhiteWolf]

Happy Canada Day! YaY!

[@iminyourwallsiminyourwalls4124]

The White Wolf fuck off canada

[@steveguzman6141]

Yeah it makes sense cuz Trump waz here in Minnesota haha

[@iminyourwallsiminyourwalls4124]

@F-35B LIGHTNING II fighter jet. #BlueLivesMatter gay u are

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

@@iminyourwallsiminyourwalls4124 Nobody cares.

[@number3Ihatetoontown]

​@@jakespacepiratee3740 "Today is my granddaughter's second birthday." -- Hillary Clinton. "No one cares, bitch." -- Donald Trump.

[@namelazz1999]

4:16 I love how this is so perfectly lined up

[@Kevinelevin92]

5:35 HAPPY CANADA DAYYyyyyayyyyy!

[@nespc8271]

3:14 Eye of Sauron lmao

[@hugovanpayns9557]

Well spot sir

[@dieselford9184]

Well, this turned out to be pretty accurate.

[@Sarfnic]

Kim Jong Un is treated like a god these days.

[@LegoLiam1803]

I didn't know by 2050 that the Chinese would be big fans of Lord of the Rings.

[@Chunkboi]

No, they’ll just steal the IP and name it something like “emperor of the jewelry.”

[@db_41000]

0:15 I’m a offensive and I found this Minnesotan

[@sirensandrailroadsofoklahoma]

XD

[@Bloodletter8]

"What the fuck is wrong with you STUPID fuckin people??"

[@dimdagreekdimdagreek4097]

We are going to win so much you will probably shit your self Roman Empire 237bc-1453ac Great job

[@SonOfFudge]

*mUh FeLlOwH aMuRhIcNs*

[@neptune3569]

6 deafeningly silent people disliked

[@robotgeak1212]

*The BIGGEST YUGELIEST amount of SAD, DESPAIR, DEPRESSION AND SUFFERING that has ever been recorded since the year 24751 B.C*

[@jaysefgames1155]

*what happened in 24751BC*

[@tonysfreshpepperoni4802]

@@jaysefgames1155 *depression*

[@aphexboiz5035]

Please never stop making videos. These are the only things that literally make me laugh out loud

[@mrmario11244]

That China scene with Winnie the Pooh was priceless.

[@AroAceGamer]

6:39 The Winter War. Lol

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Zhis Tiem, vee vill naht vukk up.

[@shadowblade4739]

*PRESIDENT PUTIN IS MY EXTREMELY STRONG AND POWERFUL LEADER*

[@number3Ihatetoontown]

@@shadowblade4739 "I don't know Putin. I don't know big, strong, spectacular Putin....I'll tell you this, know."

[@ID_Shadowz]

4:11 ". . .but some are wondering if it is just GAAAAYEEE! LOL

[@justderp5713]

“However Sometimes Shit Happens”

[@Fallouteffects96]

We love you citizen brain!!!

[@SpectralMarker142]

“My fellow Americans. Everyday at 5:23... i feel like shit.” Dear god i felt that

[@FreedomR115]

*"Russia stands ready to annex all of Europe"* Are you sure that was an edit?

[@mtk77621]

oh boy

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

@@mtk77621 Foreshadowing.

[@number3Ihatetoontown]

This is what I was thinking about when I first heard about Russia and Ukraine. I also liked that Donald Trump said "President Putin is my extremely strong and powerful leader".

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

@@number3Ihatetoontown Makes sense since Trump has turned into a huge simp for Russia and Putin's assault on Ukriane.

[@robertortiz-wilson1588]

​@@jakespacepiratee3740nah.

[@JerKKeR]

0:10 oh boy that aged unexpectedly in 2020

[@endermeap6488]

The handholding montage was beautiful

[@olzhas1one755]

President Putin is my extremely strong and powerful leader

[@troypowers750]

This is the only time i've ever heard Vladimir's voice.

[@mrmario11244]

Man I love it when people make fun of politics and turn them into YTP’s. Makes politics in general better.

[@Bloodletter8]

"Last quarter the United States economy grew by 4.1 million percent!" I can easily imagine him saying this and being dead fucking serious.

[@jeremiahwright4450]

2:03 when my dog is trying to eat my food as im eating it

[@DrHotWarLove]

1:24 Now that's a face that screams "pls kill me."

[@mysterioso2006]

Always great to see another vid of yours in my feed!

[@blakjak8731]

This deserves a lot more than 1.7k views

[@Bismarck11139]

It’s the right of any govt to invite any other country to have sex

[@izzy4reel]

Bro, bro... I have seen so many of these, but this is poetry. This is one of the best I've seen in a long while. Mad talent.

[@jubilantsleep]

Queen E is hardcore.

[@macce77]

This needs more views

[@arthureustaquio8835]

This is a masterpiece!

[@mii-it1vc]

holy shit i like this one

[@richardgadberry8398]

0:51 All this time I thought India and the United States were ice cream flavors.

[@Mr_Monopoly333]

The part "i will kll you" was so funny!!! lololol

[@joshuabela5374]

Woooow, the editing at the end was dark! I'm impressed by your editing skills.

[@CatProph3t]

my favorite ytp you've made so far... keep it up! you're one of the best channels on youtube!

[@jmwoods190]

I lost it at 2:47-3:30

[@neptune3569]

Dad: how was ur school today me: 0:12

[@theblackweathertv6895]

I’m thrilled to be back in the G R E A T state of Minnesota

[@temporalforces2623]

"Finland and Finnish People will suffer for the Winter War...And this time, Russia will not fuck up" - Vladimir Putin, 2018

[@MiSt3300]

This channel is so underrated ... this content is GREAT

[@statingtheobvious8119]

38 dislikes were people from Minnesota.

[@PolshevPHFilippiny]

The funniest scene was in Duterte's Distorting faces

[@supremelunatherenamon749]

I'm dying of laughter of that

[@RV-fo8xj]

2:36 that was such a power move Donald made lol

[@thestormypoet]

"I have a much better apartment then African people." ~DT~

[@mackpines]

Love this stuff! Thanks.

[@Thefifthloko]

5:47-6:07 Sentence mixed the truth here lol

[@Sound557]

It's about time :)

[@joejia1410]

How to train a Kim Jong un a novel by Joeseph Stalin

[@BalticoYT]

The Cold War is back *Beetch*

[@sdgdhpmbp]

0:48 Huh. I did not know that. Thank you mister stable genius,

[@agent004skin]

Holy shit that clip from The Shining killed me

[@jillrovner4764]

I love these videos that with this dubbing and backround music and so funny

[@blakjak8731]

Thank you man

[@Trapashow]

The elevator scene from shining is a masterful touch. I love you Citizen Brain

[@georgeharrisonlover4300]

My mom didn't tell me that Trump spent time with her earlier today. LOL!

[@number3Ihatetoontown]

My mom doesn't like Donald Trump, but at least she tolerates You Tube Poop with Donald Trump more than my dad does.

[@MisterSmith00]

The yellow-tinted filter applied over “The Shining” clip… (shakes head) …that is simply such a brilliant reference to such an already bizarre situation; it’s nothing short of masterful.

[@Antiwokey]

dont stop dude, you are doing the lords work!

[@LieutenantKGS]

2:03 is why I subbed

[@itisjambo]

I saw this a year and a half ago and cannot believe it doesn't have more views by now.......

[@stardown77]

I think the Strzok hearing is calling your name.

[@urmomshaus]

Next please send an alex Jones ytp as a eulogy to a great memer

[@diamondmetal3062]

Wait, what happened to him?

[@supergamer5121]

Diamond Metal he got banned from a few sites, like KZbin. Probably because of the case going on where the family members of the victims of Sandy Hook are suing Alex Jones for defamation. Could also be for all the crazy shit he’s been saying over the years. There was also that time when one of the InfoWars host implored their followers to eradicate “pesky ticks” while showing images of Social Democrats like Bernie. Could have meant anything, though some took it as inciting violence, which violates the terms of service of KZbin.

[@Chunkboi]

SHENRON: “Your wish is granted.”

[@urmomshaus]

Chunkboi I know, it is possibly the greatest honor I have ever received

[@policerthought5649]

Yes I want a memorial to the guy who endlessly harassed the families of dead children and inspired a guy to shoot up a pizza restaurant. But oh no, "lol goofy memes" bet you fuckers love PewDiePie too

[@oldcheese6720]

I love this stuff

[@cliffordgill9052]

Kim Jong-un found a donut in the footlocker of one of his security detail!🤣

[@dasreflex]

I understood that reference! 😆

[@Thurmanator7]

1:14 When your country's anthem reflects its world war streak 3:42 When you interview a leader with one goal in mind

[@Eza_yuta]

"I have better apartment than African people". Wow.. must be a very nice apartment 🙄

[@Adyman182]

Probably the best YTP of the year

[@inkmasiin4359]

da da da da da im loving it

[@jubilantsleep]

My new fave

[@SirRobertSpriggs]

This aged well

[@idatethefatkid]

📣DEAFENING🇮🇱SILENCE📣

[@Seanner16]

President Putin is an extremely strong and powerful leader Edit: OUR extremely strong and powerful leader

[@IizUname]

Brilliant

[@123spill90]

sometimes you build walls :( just to see who cares enough to tear them down