The Elevator Boys

[@katja52908]

just subscribed and immediately my doorbell rang. went to check and it was jacob andrew sharpe himself delivering me a million boxes of nuggets. thank you jacob

[@Marton_not_Martin]

100% true, happened to me too. Hes such a great man

[@megastinkydoodoo9505]

wtf!!??? how come i didnt get mine yet? maybe i did something wrong....did you smash the bell?

[@Deadhousep1ants]

@@megastinkydoodoo9505 it may take 7-10 business days to be hand delivered, what with travel times and all.

[@cloud6404]

@@Deadhousep1ants mine took too long so i got a refund 🙄

[@sophieg.4625]

jacob single handedly finding a solution to world hunger

[@azulaazula5901]

Fun fact, he hasn’t been saying “Jacob Andrew Sharpe” , he’s been saying “Jacob and Drew Sharpe”. Drew was his brother this whole time and stands crouched behind Jacob in every video, you just can’t see him.

[@bunnyfrosting1744]

Absorbed him in the womb, even

[@PBthesquirrel]

Ive thought about this. Imagine him taking off the beanie and there's a creepy face like the professor in that Harry Potter movie, and the face is like, "HeLlo tHerE! I'm DrEw!" Or maybe his tumor is Drew. It's always with him. Theyre like bffs (except when Drew decides to cancer all over Jacob. That's uncalled for, Drew.)

[@Alex_thestronk]

This needs to be on the Jacob and Drew Sharpe iceberg

[@c1nnamodoll]

LOVE to see these behind the scenes tidbits, so interesting !! 🤗

[@disnecessaurorex4908]

Fun fact: Drew Gooden full name is Drew Gooden Sharpe.

[@k13ran_18]

Seeing Jacob without a hat is jarring. It's not that he's ugly, it's just like seeing a relative who always wears black show up to the family gathering in a neon leotard.

[@schokilover2087]

as germany we do not claim these boys. la is free to have them. we even appreciate it

[@Lolllu01030]

Die können alle gerne aus Deutschland raus hahahaha

[@honigfuchs111]

Preach💯

[@lauratroy13]

Wie da einfach klaas mit denen im aufzug steht 😁 richtig irritierend ihn im nem englischen commentary Video zu sehen

[@simonklein2362]

@@lauratroy13 alles an denen ist irgendwie irritierend 💀

[@lorenaventiris9100]

Beschämend für Deutschland (und ich mag Deutschland auch nicht wirklich, aber das will was heißen 😂)

[@AnOriginalSpin]

"They keep on building houses, they keep on filling them with tiktokers" -The 21st century explained in 1 sentence

[@boojersey13]

'Reverse mullet' had me ROLLING.

[@Rainewatches]

HARD SAME

[@bibsp3556]

Everyone knows it's called a frullet.

[@CB-dj1uz]

I’ve never laughed so hard than I did at the Mr. Clean sketch. Pure nugget right there.

[@allisonavery7273]

It was amazing

[@calicokp]

i was genuinely scared it was another mandela effect lmaooo

[@DiMagnolia]

“Some new version of the macarena” made me choke on my calzone

[@DiMagnolia]

And again with the Mr. Clean 😂 almost done with my calzone so I won’t choke again

[@Familycomp4]

I forget Jacob is bald. I always thought his beanie was attached.

[@lizzyizzywizzy]

“just another dude spraying his hot white privilege all over us” thank you jacob for that horrifying visual

[@sektaufeis6139]

That's the reason we germans had the word "Fremdscham" before cringe even existed...

[@ebonyalexis32]

I call that secondhand embarrassment

[@klownofkether6996]

Something about your humor and vibe just takes me back to high school having laughs with my lads. Love it, it’s both funny and comforting

[@magdalenaschnatz2060]

I’m from Germany and it’s so funny to hear you pronounce the German names. Especially Luis Freitag XD

[@tessicat]

I always find it odd that Americans pronounce “ei” like “ee” (I’m American but grew up in Germany), but hey it’s all cool, I get it. It’s just interesting.

[@linewidder1067]

yesss and the way he pronounces "Bene" as "Baynay"

[@Lolllu01030]

Finde es auch zu lustig hahahaha liebe es

[@nunpho]

Free tag

[@TheDsRequiem]

@@tessicat I always find it odd that people decide to make fun of Americans for not knowing how to pronounce words in another language instead of just teaching how to pronounce.

[@throughthemonsoon100]

Thank you for explaining pink tax, as someone who struggles with affording nice makeup I didn't know this was another thing happening in the beauty industry

[@ebonyalexis32]

While makeup is expensive, it is a luxury. Pink tax more of applies to more basic needs, such as cleansers, clothes, shoes, etc being sold at prices generally higher than the male equivalent &/or at lower quality for the same price. This is why I started buying gender neutral deodorant and men's shaving cream. If you look hard enough, this permeates beyond the beauty industry

[@candace3493]

Tbh the use of makeul as a luxury is debatable at best. For some, its essential depending on where/how they work. The pink tax has been around since women could buy products, or at the very least, since people could buy products for women. Up until scarily recently in the civil rights movement, women couldn't open their own back accounts. So while it may be amplified by inflation, the pink tax is as old as capitalism itself.

[@lakenbacon7349]

I thought my screen was just NASTY; no, Jacob just has the biggest wall scuff I've ever seen.

[@imid3440]

THIS

[@thealivec4t]

I kept staring at it too lmao

[@Luna-er5cu]

bruh germany would be a better place if we started pronouncing the names like Jacob honestly I'm pissing myself

[@yume_colored]

For sure XD

[@bunnyfrosting1744]

Dddude I’m chronically ill and am having such a hard time getting rid of carpet beetles lmao, KZbin keeps me mentally distracted while cleaning and it was SUCH a nice treat seeing this in my sub box ❤️ I love that Jacob talks about current events without it being overwhelming? Stuff from tiktok leaves my brain feeling like a garage sale plug and play game (eroded with years of battery acid) but his vids balance things out a bit

[@tryzstart]

hope things get better for you!!

[@carveylover]

Dude! What wonderful imagery in this comment! I know with chronic illness saying I hope you feel better is sometimes patronizing, so I just hope things don't suck as hard as the do now.

[@levis2822]

carpet beetles are the worst, i hope they dont give you too much trouble

[@rVnsunshine]

What are carpet beetles???? Like bedbugs?

[@tryzstart]

@@rVnsunshine they are basically just little bugs that live in your carpet They live off hair, silk, etc The best way to get rid of them from what ive heard is white vinegar plus water cuz they hate the smell

[@idontwantahandle001]

As someone with a chronic illness I'm super interested in checking out the podcast! If you guys ever have extra guests on the podcast I'd love to hear from a woman about her experiences since it can be so hard to get help and be taken seriously in terms of women's health. Women's health conditions are often under-researched, not taken seriously, women are not listened to, and not given proper medical treatment. For me personally it took over 5 years to have my chronic illness diagnosed and the whole time I had doctors suggesting that the severe pain I had was all in my head. Would love to have more light shed on this problem if you're open to it

[@katiexwright]

i had surgery for a severely herniated disc last fall and it took me 3-4 months to get the proper medical attention for it. it only got worse and worse because i was just being treated for “back pain” even with me explaining in detail the sciatica / severe neuropathy i was experiencing for those few months. ironic nod to this video, my *german* surgeon was phenomenal (just 2 hours of surgery and i was walking normal afterwards. i still needed some opioids for the first few days, but i was able to use the stairs to do my own laundry, take showers longer than 2 minutes, and get in/out of the car without sobbing - almost right after surgery) my apologies for trauma dumping but you brought up a really !!!! good !!!! point !!!! how often womens medical concerns are overlooked. i also had a 20lb dermoid cyst on my left ovary/fallopian tube (which they also removed) a decade ago when i was 19. it’s insane how our pain (even as humans, gender aside) is just swept under the rug. my whole life pain was dismissed because i was overweight, but even when i lost 140lbs it didn’t change a thing when it came to doctors and how they approach treatment. heartbreaking 😤

[@bananawitchcraft]

Medical bias is killing people. Not only women but people of color. "It's probably anxiety" is the new "you're being hysterical."

[@idontwantahandle001]

@@katiexwright I am so sorry you had to go through that! There are so many people who have had to go through this. Things need to change!

[@katiexwright]

@@idontwantahandle001 thank you for your kindness! i know in some dark way that everything happens for a reason, but whew… i lost months of my life from being in so much pain, to think even a chiropractor didn’t think anything of it even when i said yes to having sciatica. the whole thing taught me to have a backbone (bad joke lol) and fight for myself, but i know not everyone has insurance and not everyone is capable of “talking back” to MeDiCaL pRoFeSsIoNaLs. it’s so heartbreaking living in this world 😡🥺😞

[@holymakerel]

seconded. me and my mom both have EDS/POTS and we are some of jacob's biggest fans. she might actually like him more than me. i rarely keep up w podcasts but i don't have a lot of ppl to talk about being sick w and im excited

[@kseniav586]

Maybe it's just my anxiety, but I'm a little worried about how much self-deprecating humour you used here. Just wanted to say that you're handsome and funny and don't need to put yourself down to make good content 💕

[@profrainbow5707]

i hope he sees this comment

[@l1z4rd67]

did not mean to dislike, was an honest misclick I agree completely

[@bubblezzxxd15]

These boys don't know, funny and handsome is the ideal combo!

[@xfreja]

@l1z4rd you can just unlike it? 💀 lmao

[@opheliasouv]

@@l1z4rd67 it doesn't send a notification when u dislike dw

[@literallynoone5125]

the way I know FOR A FACT these hype house boys are blowing each other's backs out on the daily. too obvious

[@caldupi6569]

What makes you say that??

[@oliviarichman6035]

i mean even if they are, that doesnt make then any more or less cringe. it's not the reason they are annoying and is irrelevent

[@lotti696]

watching this as a german and pausing the video every time u say one of the names and guessing what their actual names are based on the way u pronounced it. quality content.

[@chelseaking1584]

wasn't expecting to see scooter braun hate in this video but i am very pleased to see it! i subscribed immediately after you called him a piece of shit and nuggets were being thrown at my door! thank you!

[@simonklein2362]

I can see the swifties approaching

[@squeezydoot]

As an ace, these thirst trap things just cause so much internal confusion in me

[@Garsnoos]

Yeah, as an aroace thirst traps are always just so cringy to me. I appreciate good looking people for sure. But thirst traps are just awful and uncomfy

[@profrainbow5707]

I'm hypersexual if anything and definitely into guys but I was very god damn uncomfortable as well lol, nobody wanna see that

[@sucrebaroque3678]

Being ace as well, I can mostly tell when a dude is supposed to be conventionally attractive, but honestly any thirst trap and/or boyfriend role play ASMR will just make the dude even more the opposite of attractive in my mind

[@psychadelicpotato8580]

Im not even ace, i still find all of these things confusing.

[@squeezydoot]

@@sucrebaroque3678 same!! It's really weird to me to see someone and be able to tell that they're "attractive" but not feel anything for them at all

[@KitchenOnTheLeft]

I’m gonna be referring to the 90s middle part haircut as a reverse mullet from this point on, thanks Jacob

[@lucasraines]

Jacob Andrew Sharpe’s nugget delivery service. “You get a nugget! You get a nugget! You didn’t finish yours from last time so you have to wait.”

[@ibufficus]

I'm so tired of the domestic violence "jokes" too. It just normalizes it to the point where when it happens in real life people don't take it seriously. Same reason I don't like rape jokes.

[@jongkittae]

"another dude spraying his hot white privilege all over" my guy,,, I can't unhear that why would you do this to me jacob andrew sharpie marker ily but why

[@lilsneepsnorp4951]

Short king and a bald king? Watch out Ladies lads and not-thats.

[@ocean4763]

It makes me sad that these guys are basically given free reign with extremely sub par content because they’re considered “hot”

[@theburgerbrains]

My dad's snores absolutely sound like The Peloponnesian War.

[@mothboy420]

same, both my parents snore like that. the only relatable TikTok in the bunch lol

[@okayfineiguessilltrythat]

Jacob Andrew Sharpe: Baldies only Me, shaving off my hair: Vive la Nugget

[@aditiiyer8455]

These boys are weird and creepy as hell, but your rainbow earring has made it easier for me to sit through those horrendous tiktoks

[@Jellyfish146]

Upon seeing a picture of an egg with a mustache, I called my uncle in Hollywood. You're hired, Mr Sharpe.

[@suzienothing9855]

Thanks Jacob Andrew Sharpe, i laughed pretty hard. But I gotta say, you better not be insecure about being a baldie king. You’re a very attractive guy and it looks good on you! Felt like it had to be said ☺️

[@Baldjotarokujo]

Us baldies stick together( im bald)

[@glowvxn]

"women can only grow to be 5 feet tall,, any taller we cut their feet off!" my 5'7 self: *sweats*

[@Lea-ox5zu]

I live in Berlin and I saw them once at the metro station „Museumsinsel“ where they used to film a lot of their videos and needless to say it was traumatizing

[@wyndroze]

"you want some spaghettiee?" made me shart myself laughing, thank you

[@robbingcars9140]

Jacob Sharpe acting like he’s not hot af

[@suzienothing9855]

My thoughts exactly

[@TheIrishCowgirl]

Nice guys: Ugh nice guys have it so hard Also nice guys: hahaha domestic abuse is hilarious

[@vraimothra]

ive actually seen people in relationships (both men & women) do that kinda stuff where they whack the shit out of there partner for something stupid like falling asleep and try to play it off as a joke- its so fucked up to see irl and like jacob said its not funny or something to normalize

[@kiri_tm]

10:33 "in my rotting era" had me peeing 😭

[@LegolassGirlfriend]

I was suuuper insecure about my height when i was younger. I was always taller than the boys( and everyone else in my school at the time. My first boyfriend was noticeably shorter than me and people would make fun of us and i think we both felt awful). I felt awful because I’ve always been told that girls are supposed to be small and petite but i couldn’t change it. Im 1.80 cm and guys like these just make me love myself honestly…also thank you for the nuggets Jacob 😋

[@oneubemochi]

Tall women are underappreciated and beautiful as hell. Queen material

[@LegolassGirlfriend]

@@oneubemochi exactly 😁

[@AnOriginalSpin]

Being a 145 cm male, I respect you 👌

[@TheSqueeshyFinn]

They look like presets in a character creator

[@cyclocircle2319]

As a German subscriber, I apologize on behalf of my nation while being simultaneously amused by your pronunciation of German words. ("Luis Free-tag" sounds way cooler than "Freitag" anyways. And "Bene" being French now is a nice touch too!)

[@brianacarey8617]

I’m pretty curious, how is Bene pronounced in German?

[@carlablubb3603]

@@brianacarey8617 It's kinda difficult to describe but you can search on google for "pronunciation bene german". Google will give you a pronunciation sound file and there are also videos on youtube for how to pronounce it. You can basically look for how to pronounce words in any language like that.

[@judith7614]

@@brianacarey8617 best way I can describe it is “Ben-uh”

[@icedoatcoffee]

My face seeing these tiktoks: 🤢 My face watching Jacob's recreations: 😊

[@0_paula_0]

As a German, I apologize, we don't want them, we don't stand for them. We are sorry that we are also represented internationally by a new Content Houses.

[@0_paula_0]

As an international apology, I will start a petition to open a new content house called "stair house". It will only accept bald people or nuggets. There will not be content produced by this house to set an example, you can only become a member.

[@jesusistheway1820]

There's nothing to apologise about that's just his opinion

[@harjaapkohli4697]

@@0_paula_0 u r funny :)

[@RG-rm6ih]

@@jesusistheway1820 shut up Jesus bash

[@xxtomiexx9553]

"Boys - We don't even have 2 tryyy 😛 " and then they got the American Psycho skin care routine.

[@Sam_dea]

Oh thank god I was about to eat alone with my thoughts

[@gretah.8924]

I'm German and so glad to see that our hottest new export product is tiktok thirst trap boys :)

[@Grace-er9ep]

So ready to get these nuggs and share them with all my favorite people and my cat that loves chicken more than me

[@kannabot1455]

The Scooter bit was so funny pls wodjjd "I gotta keep stealing money from Taylor Swift"

[@mandystrong4136]

I’m willing to shave my head to qualify for Baldy Bungalow

[@theKaraProject]

Jacob recreating the profile tiktok was perfect and made me giggle so hard.

[@juliannamf7683]

“He’s kinda like mayo on toast” took me tf out bruh😭😭😂😂

[@Pfoffie]

Haha I am so glad that people like you make these videos so I can experience weird tiktok without actually supporting it

[@J_Lynn]

When you were showing them, I legitimately thought they were all the same person. That's amazing. Tik tok definitely has a very specific type. Also, does that guy have a girlfriend or does he just have some pictures of someone he wishes was his girlfriend?

[@aseofhearts]

haha the latter is so much more hilarious

[@niki3694]

I love that jacob shows his reaction throughout the whole video. Very underrated content choice! I live for every grimace and wince lol

[@chasethenah4884]

14:43 Jacob has clearly never met an aggressive snorer

[@JeremyLotruglioMusic]

For a split second I really thought I was getting hit with the Mandela effect seeing mustache Mr. Clean

[@tryzstart]

Always a good day when Jacob uploads Now gimme them nugs

[@jeremydoerksen5988]

Girlfriend falls asleep? LIFEHACK: strike her, physically

[@zoekg7504]

Actually I think Luis’ first tik tok is about the reoccurring joke on tik tok where guys just have naturally gorgeous eyelashes

[@Jessica-vl6qe]

I feel like you’re gonna be a cool old guy

[@Killerkorn666]

Goddamnit I have never hard someone refer to it as a "reverse mullet" and fuck is it so accurate

[@LilyWatras]

Let’s get a house and fill it with nuggets and call it the “pipe (ing hot nugget) house”

[@NoelGruberButBetter]

as a 5 foot dude, Jacob calling himself one of the shortest kings amuses me

[@odd.3y3]

I have never seen Luis Freitag ever before in my life but upon seeing him now, I feel like his head looks disproportionately huge

[@Danonza]

From one bald king to another, thank you for helping us get more representation!

[@maxwellfolina8358]

Gotta be honest the weird look after the bathroom tok and the toilet bowl bath got a laugh out of me, but I think you're right there are some seriously concerning moments throughout

[@mothenthusiast798]

was watching in the kitchen and my dad peeked over and said you have a nice smile

[@storm-vp6jf]

thank u for talking abt the standards between girls and boys. like i remember wanting to wear pants to an event and i had to wear a dress

[@ninthereporter6525]

Not gonna lie, Jacob is giving nightmare fuel with that, “ Want some spaghetti?” and that teeth lick. Thanks for nugget filled dreams and creepy stepdad nightmares.

[@emilioj22]

Until you said otherwise I fully thought mr clean had a mustache this whole time

[@Phroggie_pharts]

omg you just made my whole day thank you. My boyfriend has severe panic disorder and he's been having a really rough day. I hope this helps cheer us up

[@coke2402]

Jesus christ... well I hope he's okay

[@TzeitelRuth]

Bro the scooter Braun joke is (chefs kiss) 😙🤌🏼

[@pruthvi702]

Hi, I think the first TikTok guy who had the long lashes video was saying men really don’t have to try so hard to have long lashes, because they are ‘naturally endowed’ while women have to try. I think it would be giving him way too much credit, I really don’t think it was a social commentary on beauty standards or that he was trying to make any other sort of statement.

[@c-lim]

Jacob, as a fellow cancer patient, this is my sincere application to join the Baldy Bungalow.

[@MrsMeowMeowWoof]

The only thing I have to disagree with is the snoring thing. My dad definitely snored like that lmao

[@Grace-er9ep]

Embrace the rotting phase and be a wicked zombie for Halloween

[@gibbygab1680]

It makes me so happy to see our bubbly Canadian lad post more☺️💕

[@kristheblueberry2319]

“You want some spaghetti?” Fuckin got me for some reason lol

[@JessieDotCoDotUk]

That spaghetti tiktok had me dying!

[@apollosartz4487]

Jacob pronouncing Freitag(literally just german word for Friday) as free tag caused me an insane amount of damage

[@breadcrumbs5308]

Fr man I started crying

[@binebine9780]

Jacob explaining the pink tax and the societal beauty standards for woman was actually nice, thanks jacoooob ✨✨

[@hell0nicci]

This isn’t even a cool witty comment I just want to say that it’s so nice to see you thriving, more ppl need to experience your humor, I’m honored to continue watch your channel grow! 🥺 Edit: my ambien is kicking in so sorry 😅

[@lilmochalovefox480]

I had a friend that had been around since we were kids, we always called each other siblings but then I found out he was tracking my phone. He told me he had been waiting for me to realize he was the right one, told me it wasn't fair that I hadn't given him a chance already with everything he'd done for me. It was an intense nice guy experience for sure, so honestly TikToks like that disgust me. Be honest about how you feel up front, it's not alright to do nice things with strings attached and get over yourself cause you aren't owed anything. Also love the content as always Mr. Clean!

[@KillerCat10]

Similar to Crit1cal’s moistverse, I truely want a want a Jacob Andrew Sharpe universe that is just a whole bunch of bald guys who give out nuggets and wear nail Polish

[@shelby5725]

I love how Jacob doesn’t take himself seriously but at the same time I hope he knows he’s very handsome and doesn’t look like an egg

[@alicelefae]

brb shaving my head to join the baldy bungalow

[@kyra5067]

i can't wait to join the bald bungalow

[@TheBluelady98]

I would like to agree with you about the snoring but I had a roommate who snored exactly like the dad in the tiktok...Worst few months of my life 😂

[@jamiehayes8520]

the way i got a mr. clean ad lmao

[@alixs3187]

hey jacob, thank you for bringing up the stuff that you do in your vids. it gets very depressing. it's beyond refreshing to hear a guy who understands why it's so problematic. ❤️ never change please.

[@slyfoxandbirdie]

When and where is the new podcast coming out?! I’m so excited!! As a chronically ill person since childhood who has had some horrible stuff done to me by the health care system and schools, I felt so incredibly seen by your episode with Jake. You’re out here making us all feel less alone, I love everything you put out ❤️❤️

[@whirpoolsinthesky]

'Some new version of the macarena' had me rolling 🤣

[@graciewomack485]

anybody else spot the rainbow earring he wore only while talking about heidi klum😂

[@graciewomack485]

i loved it, just thought it was hilarious it was only there for .5 seconds lmfaoo

[@nancygoodchild9081]

I appreciate the rainbow earring cameo

[@alienmatsu156]

It’s my first time coming to this channel and all the comments are just a wiki page of lore I’m already so excited

[@dancingchicken212]

You’re not rotting dude you’re just fermenting like a fine kombucha

[@nadsvol6]

jacob singing 5sos was something i never knew i needed