I Let Psychics Read my Future

[@ephzie]

you could tell psychic 2 was doing it out of pure hobby & passion. a cozy little psychic room in the closet & telling you to go to the vet instead. i love her already.

[@cjlite0210]

I like that Jaiden represented Psychic 2 with Maya Fey, I feel like she'd certainly be a friendly psychic if she wasn't traveling everywhere with Phoenix and being dragged into murder charges a every corner 😅

[@mizdroidLOID]

@@cjlite0210 im literally hyperfixating on ace attorney rn i went crazy when i saw psychic 2 was maya

[@nobgs4505]

​​@@cjlite0210I love how on the walk to the area she added details like Nick cooking and what looks to be a murder scene Maya will no doubt be accused of again. Or how in the closet its seperated where it ooojs like she has multiple dresses but Nick only has the suit he wears when he's taking a job-

[@genericname2747]

Living her best life.

[@genericname2747]

@Punchmadedev. give me your bones

[@hatandhoodie_]

Any psychic that tells you to take your pets to the vet instead of trying to sell you some spirit protection nonsense is a psychic I respect.

[@kylerosenthalstudent5970]

Although if there was a psychic like that it would probably be Maya Fey because she doesn’t ever seem as confident as most psychics

[@RyanSoltani]

Most realistic advice

[@Aligames5747]

​@@kylerosenthalstudent5970which is why I loved that that was her design!

[@janhetjoch]

Well, she's not as bad as the others, but she's still a scam

[@ardenkaye7882]

Red flag

[@n_y_x_i_a]

Imagine being a psychic and doing a normal reading, then a few months later you see an animated video about someone getting psychic readings and you recognized their voice

[@SpaghettyLuvsU]

"I should have seen this coming."

[@freddiefishton]

@@SpaghettyLuvsU”maybe I should start reading MY future”

[@PentaromaLMA0]

@@freddiefishton "well I hope that freak accident isn't ACTUALLY going to happen to me"

[@BiggestPhangirl]

*EXPOSED FOR THE BS*

[@n_y_x_i_a]

@@BiggestPhangirl Psychic 2 be like: Aw heck yes

[@agentnolet]

"Bearded Man" and "Fortune" - Mr. Beast "Three Kids" - 2 Brids and cat "Attached to a baby" - the eggs "Trip" - Japan

[@giuliacf4180]

Now I’m worried about the car accident

[@drawned1056]

bro my brain expanded by 100 cm wth

[@Arcane_Kobold]

@@agentnolet YO AND THE PSYCHIC SAID TO BE WARY OF THE BEARDED MAN AND ALL THIS MR BEAST DRAMA HAPPENED RECENTLY HOLY SHIT

[@StellaFong-q6e]

That physic was really good then 😮, just needed to adjust her times

[@Lesbian_flavoured_coffee]

You beat me too it

[@trayhl]

My aunt used the be a psychic back in the 90s. She did palm readings, astral map, tarot, the whole thing. Her clients were, usually, middle and upper class stay-at-home wifes. I remember asking her about her job and she told me her job was, essentially, to be a friend of these women. These ladies that lived for her husbands and essentially had no friends or social interactions outside of family, she was there basically to listen to them and bond with them over weird little things they care about. It completely changed my perspective about her job. Sure, there are a lot of psychs that are scammers and predatories. But there are also those "stealth-therapists" like my aunt; SPECIALLY back then in the 90s with the whole stigma of therapy and the whole patriarchy thing.

[@deadb0ob]

Huh, honestly sounds kinda fun. I mean being that type of psychic, not the patriarchy and stuff thing.

[@lokithegodofmischief4090]

Patriarchy doesn’t exist

[@Pillxow]

Thats wholesome🫂

[@RyanSoltani]

Nice

[@14s0cc3r14]

That just sounds sad honestly. Mental health in this world is garbage

[@convalaria]

Psychic 2 is just… awesome She just does what you ask for, recommends a hobby thats good for both your mental and physical health, and then tells you to go to the vet if you have real concerns very wholesome

[@krankarvolund7771]

And she's the one working from a little room in her home, iplying she don't have enough money to pay a separate office ^^

[@MiiPunchy]

@@krankarvolund7771 it must be a hobby for her, either way I'm glad she's made a hobby on reassuring people and reading cards- which is a really cool skill :>

[@roaringthunder115]

Agreed

[@krankarvolund7771]

@@MiiPunchy At 90$ the session, it's a lucrative hobby XD But at least, she's approaching her trade honestly ^^

[@QuincyQuinn95]

@@krankarvolund7771 tbf, we don't know how often her bookings are vs her expenses for general cost of living. It's one of those things, like voice acting from what I've been looking into, where it sounds like a lot on paper but could barely manage to pay the bills depending on circumstances and how often they are commissioned work like that. If it's just a hobby that makes a lil scratch on the side, that's all positives, but depending on it for actual income likely wouldn't work out by itself.

[@nora-ng2ro]

the panic at being told you’ll have 3 kids from 4 psychics is so real i would’ve caved and bought things to dispel that energy lmao

[@LuckyBones77]

maybe they could’ve sold Jaiden a protection charm to ward off having three children lmao

[@Pherim_]

@@LuckyBones77 Those already exist, and they´re pretty cheap. But im sure as Hell Jaiden will never need them

[@AMan-xz7tx]

do you think the "parent" energy is similar to the "pet owner" energy? maybe jaiden's getting another pet?

[@tc4331]

When they predicted she'll have 3 kids I was skeptical, but then I also thought that they might have meant pets. I mean some owners do see their pets as their own kid so it's plausible that Jaiden will get another pet.

[@moodybagels6564]

They most likely got that from reading her palms. If I remember correctly, small lines on one side of of one of your hands represent how many children you're going to have. I'm guessing Jaiden has three of those lines, so all 4 psychics had the same reading.

[@rl9217]

“Beware a bearded man that will approach you.” - Mr. Beast “You’ll grow attached to someone else’s baby.” - Tofu’s eggs and the original Tostada “You’ll have three babies.” - Two birds and a cat "You'll get into a light car accident." - Alpharads Miku-Mobile broke down while Jaiden was in it "You'll live a long, healthy life into your eighties." - We'll have to check back on this one after several decades, but hopefully, this one also comes true.

[@chelsea6980]

Evidence is a genius

[@Nugcon]

MrBeast one is crazy 😭

[@giahuynguyenkim6389]

Jaiden got that Asian genes, she's definitely going to do just fine even in her 80s

[@PygmyGoat3]

"into your eighties" "a couple of decades" HOW OLD DO YOU THINK JAIDEN IS LMAO

[@JackNick2000]

@@PygmyGoat3she’s at the VERY most in her early 30s. So a couple of decades is right

[@danieldishon688]

That 4th one I think is probably the most dangerous to deal with. She's pushy without seeming predatory, and dishonest about what and when she's charging you beforehand AND during that time she had you wait she really hacked your info somehow and found out your exact income information.

[@murmamirrmohaimen2271]

She spent that 40 minutes researching youtuber income amounts.

[@eimazd]

Yeah, it sounded like the first 3 did a cold read, which is why it's all a bit standard and vaguely-positive, but the fourth almost definitely tries to check a client's socials beforehand to give a more personal-sounding reading. Devious!

[@Meimoons]

She totally did a background check on Jaiden after probably googling her name or something.

[@Mercure250]

Wouldn't be surprised if the whole "I don't understand KZbin" thing was part of the act too.

[@SpaghettyLuvsU]

For sure, Psychic #4 was way too slick.

[@Avery-sr2do]

“Your gonna become attached to the baby” Jaiden: “I still have Tofu’s eggs in the freezer.”

[@gender_fuckery]

OMG THATS TRUE

[@agentorder4604]

Exactly what I just thought

[@keksiman7203]

@@thedigiboi the bird laid 8 eggs in total

[@NannyPlum00LOL]

I was gonna say that

[@ccherry.berryy]

Holy shit-

[@wingless_gargoyle]

Well, "three kids" thing is easy - apparently, Jaiden will have a third bird someday 😉 Also - seeing Maya, Mia and Phoenix brings me unexpectedly lots of joy ✨ Thanks for the video!

[@pinkitten1712]

Omg that’s smart comparison

[@aquariusquartz6199]

Or do I dare bring up Bobby 👀

[@Shadowxaya]

@@aquariusquartz6199three kids, Bobby and the birds

[@Yoshi55577]

OBJECTION!

[@BraylanPearson-m5n]

I was just about to say that

[@periols591]

7:19 “A man with a beard or mustache will come with a business opportunity but be weary of him” Mr beast?????

[@FishGirl11057]

😱

[@vandanavarma2900]

WHAAAAT

[@bossmansofi]

I WAS THINKING OF THAT, SHE WAS IN THE VIDEO WITH HIM AROUND AUGUST

[@maddyaddyiscool]

​@@bossmansofiALSO WHEN THEY SAID SOMEBODY CLOSE TO HER WOULD HAVE BABIES HER BIRD TOFU HAD BABIES

[@Sunflower_fox175]

IT WAS IN AUGUST

[@Cat-hz7yd]

As a "psychic" myself (i do tarot), the fun part of the cards is that everything is heavily up to interpretation, which is why many people use them as a form of reflection! The 'kids' part don't necessarily have to be children, it can be anyone who you are a caretaker of, which includes pets :) Also, please be wary of people who charge hundreds for a reading, you can do them yourself with an Amazon deck and access to google. I'm not gonna knock anyone who does it for a living, but I find that people who do tend to be very money hungry, and are likely to say whatever you wanna hear.

[@KairuSan1]

So if she gets another bird, the 3 children prediction will become true.

[@sena_ink]

​@@KairuSan1she has a cat so it's already true

[@_nopsy]

@@KairuSan1 nope she's actually got 3 already. Ari, Tofu AND Tostada

[@fantomdyablo9325]

@@sena_ink but if she will got another one it will be untrue again. Hm.

[@Iffondrel]

Wait that's so true tho! In my readings, anything that mentions kids I redirect to it talking about my pets. And then for romance, I interpret it as meaning close ties to friends most times because I'm aro. So yeah, getting a tarot deck as a hobby thing for like $15 of amazon is a pretty good deal. And it's just fun.

[@12Cashmere]

As someone who loves to do Tarot readings, Psychic 2 sounds like a genuinely lovely person doing it for the right reasons. This video is so awesome

[@brandonborlaza9205]

thats pretty dope how do the readings work

[@fraggerlagger]

I found out what tarot cards were from JJBA. You could say I'm not the most "spiritual" person.

[@aos757]

@@brandonborlaza9205 that depends on who’s doing the readings. Most of them are pretty similar but have little differences that vary from reader to reader. Personally, I do readings by myself, meaning the client only tells me their problem or what they want to know, and I read by asking the cards to show me the thing, shuffle and pick the cards. Then, I get the meanings of the cards and weave together an answer that may or may not have extra information depending on the position of the cards in the reading - it’s not really a science, it’s more intuitive in my case. After telling the client what I was told, we might talk a bit more for some minutes to examine variables and details not previously disclosed, which may lead to a refinement in the answer since you get more context. I think being able to be empathetic and analitic of your client’s situation is really helpful for a reader, as you can understand better how things are tying together in their lives atm, which leads to better advices post-reading.

[@samsausages36]

@@fraggerlaggersame PAHAH, i bought a deck of the jjba tarot cards but i don’t do anything with them lmfao

[@tisashakya4729]

@@brandonborlaza9205 im sort of a newbie reader and it mainly just intuition. Yea you could string together a message knowing the textbook definition of the cards but a lot of the time, that dont work. Whenever i give someone an accurate msg it feels like im saying whatever that comes to my mind but it just...feels right, theres like this connection i feel with something i dont quite know. Other times, when i dont feel the connection i still say whatever comes to mind but it feels like im pulling stuff our of my ass. and i know that must sound like sum woowoo shit to non believers but, hey, have an open mind, we dont know shit about the universe so denying any possibility of this stuff being real is just as illogical as believing things without reason.

[@Saltail]

I think it's a lot funnier if the "3 kids" these psychics kept refering to were actually just like 3 pets whom you consider children

[@rjai5003]

Could this mean Jaiden’s getting another bird in the future?

[@L0na_0505]

@@rjai5003 probably

[@simonleva3805]

@@rjai5003 no

[@avocadojuice]

Coming back to this video I thought it meant on the QSMP 💀

[@erikapavedtheway]

​@@rjai5003she has a cat

[@F.J.Gaming5063]

11:49 Jaiden has 2 Birds and 1 Cat now.... THE PSYCHIC WAS RIGHT. SHE WILL BE A MOTHER OF THREE

[@heresfoxy8668]

She never said it has to be a human

[@victorrivera9763]

HOLY-

[@kasendaniel3896]

Trip: the Japan trip. Beard/mustache man: Mr beast.

[@UltimateGamer-bm6yt]

She never said they were HUMAN kids lol

[@StrandedOnDuna]

psychic 2 specified the connection with animals

[@LassBisharp]

Psychic 4 was a smart psychic because she put you in a situation that was really difficult to get out of. The other psychics just gave you a really easy to decline offer, but by you having to borrow her things, it encouraged you to come back repeatedly, before eventually swindling 800 dollars from you.

[@julietamr1007]

Yep, Also the making her wait 40 minutes part. I'm pretty sure she does that to tests her clients limits. A client that would be willing to wait 40 minutes for her instead of Ditching is certainly most likely to bend to social convention and come back

[@na_mona]

Yeah I had a similar experience but I wasn’t searching for a psychic or whtvr she just came up to me and started sweet-talking to me and gave me her phone number. I was swayed but I still never called her lol

[@thedragonslayergamer8498]

That’s Chihiya from Persona 5 to a T.

[@Vexcenot]

I've gotta try that some time

[@Echiewel]

And the best (read: most horrifying) part is that it's psychic 1 and 2 that have left the impression of being predatory, not number 4, the one that actually made of with a pretty substantial amount of money in a very shady way. All of these come across as con artists (okay, except maybe 5, because she got high, and 2 maybe a bit less than the others, but that isn't a compliment in itself), but number 4 is the one who's actually good at it.

[@KitKatNisa]

The second psychic needs to be protected at all costs. I've had days where I'd pay 90 bucks for that kind of positive reinforcement and direction.

[@mrwibugamer6809]

I kind of just want to meet the second psychic even though I don't Believe in psychic She is just too nice

[@justanotherhappyhumanist8832]

No they don’t. They’re still a scammer. Just because they’re a better person than the other scammers doesn’t mean that they “should be protected at all costs”.

[@luna_elvenstar]

LOVE THE CATRA PFP

[@keelled]

@@justanotherhappyhumanist8832 they could rebrand as a therapist of sorts

[@seajay632]

​@justanotherhappyhumanist8832 Nice to see others get it! It's kinda sad how some people don't have good friends or family to give them the positive reinforcement they need. Cos if they did have that, they wouldn't be willing to spend $90+ on it.

[@emiglody3275]

One time I got my palms read, and the psychic asked what I wanted to know about my future, so I told her I wanted to know about my romantic destiny. She sucked through her teeth and then told me that maybe I should just not focus on romance. ever. haunts me to this day.

[@6yeesus9]

Personally, I wouldn't take that

[@CTHD13]

So, good news for you. Most of the psychic and tarot industry is built on romantic readings. And some practitioners get really sick of it after a while. She was totally in the wrong to react that way, but she may be one that is sick of it, and it’s not you.

[@linwong1494]

honestly, just go for it if romance naturally comes up. Regardless of whether it’s a good or bad experience, you will learn something in the end and grow as a person. Psychic tend to tell you of bad stuff that may happen, but like, bad stuff is always gonna happen. Might as well have the right mindset going in, and who knows? She could be very wrong :)

[@expendableindigo9639]

The incel whisperer.

[@JacktheFireEater]

Psychics are BS, so go out there and see what happens!

[@Lilylovesread1ng]

WAIT! So one one of the psychics told her that one of her friends would have a baby and that she would get attached 7:45 . She got attached to her friends cat which made her get a cat! WHICH MEANS SHE HAS THREE PETS! WHAT THE FRICK!

[@TunaBear64]

Also the bird eggs, THE BIRD EGGS

[@nuokei4698]

Lol

[@leximo_]

​@@TunaBear64 I immediately thought about the eggs LMFAO

[@kiwitheparakeettiger1277]

psychic 2 earned my respect. didn’t try and sell you anything, even after learning about your financial situation, cared enough about your birds to remind you to take care of them, and all around seemed like a very pleasant person. :)

[@D_YellowMadness]

Yeah, I don't respect the job since it's a scam but it at least sounds like she's just in it for the money (which is potentially understandable since money is important & not always easy to get) & still wants her customers to have a good time. One of the rare cases where someone doing something really bad still seems like a good person. After all, she'd probably make more money if she threw all morality away & just told people their relatives/pets/friends will die if the don't buy something expensive & come back for another reading after using it. Unless I'm underestimating the value of happy customers who genuinely wanna come back in the psychic industry.

[@hi-wf9ql]

Yeah, I don't respect the job since it's a scam but it at least sounds like she's just in it for the money (which is potentially understandable since money is important & not always easy to get) & still wants her customers to have a good time. One of the rare cases where someone doing something really bad still seems like a good person. After all, she'd probably make more money if she threw all morality away & just told people their relatives/pets/friends will die if the don't buy something expensive & come back for another reading after using it. Unless I'm underestimating the value of happy customers who genuinely wanna come back in the psychic industry.

[@MusicKat217]

​@@hi-wf9qlwhy are these the exact same comments??

[@JoshOveson]

@@MusicKat217 must have had the same thoughts :)

[@Shadessmh]

Don't respect scammers.

[@Shageru47]

Psychic #2 sounds EXACTLY like how Maya actually is in the games and that makes me so happy to know she exists in real life.

[@suyenisaidiot]

i know lol

[@suyenisaidiot]

ace attorney such a good game

[@caingamin2]

Lol

[@jesusisking09]

@@suyenisaidiot for reallll

[@Amecchi_rin]

whats game she from?

[@aaronolson6736]

2 was a wonderful person; not forcing you into anything extra, giving honest advice rather than trying to get more money, and recommending hiking which is an easy thing to see benefits and appeal in.

[@Someone-zn4dh]

I think psychic like her is one who genuinely believe in the field she is in and just want to help people

[@plaguedoc7727]

That's probably cause she doesn't rely on it being her main source of income and more of a side hustle/hobby, she literally does her readings in a closet.

[@rustymidlander05]

Not to mention she wasn't framed for murder, that's a first!

[@TrungTran-iy6ce]

xxx

[@tuesday9670]

@@rustymidlander05 haha...hah...

[@TruIQ]

Ngl, the psychics saying 3 kids and Jaiden having 3 kids is fairly accurate. 1. Ari 2. Tofu 3. Tostada

[@graceheriford7708]

I love how Jaiden has upgraded from trying different apples to trying different psychics

[@cryingwatercolours]

wow what a throwback

[@Polemimic]

What’s next

[@Thegoober80085]

​@@Polemimictrying different eyes

[@cryingwatercolours]

@@Thegoober80085 trying different techniques of bird protection

[@Rowan_nawoR]

@@Polemimictrying to materialise Pokémon in real life

[@LazyTurtle921]

Love how that she had 100% reading rate from the psychics she visited that she was going to have 3 children. Though since she calls her birbs her kids, it's most likely she'll get another birb to join the family

[@peronkop]

Come on dude. Lets not stretch this to make it work. There are no real psychics.

[@akenohononiku916]

Maybe Bobby?

[@blade7y156]

Or it's just pure chance because most people will end up with between 2 and 4 children in the US

[@charlotte6154]

@@blade7y156I mean yeah but jaiden is aro ace so chances are she’s not having kids

[@yumyum1801]

What if the baby that the third psyhic is talking about at 7:45, will be a baby bird of her current two birds? 🤣

[@Hex_the_Warlock]

A buddy of mine used to be a psychic. He said that a lot of the time when people would come in for readings, they were the type of people that just didn't have many places left to turn to. Desperate people. People that just wanted peace of mind. He said a lot of times when he was giving readings, he would put the readings aside and just talk and listen to them to find out why they were really there. These are people that normally you can take advantage of them. They recently lost loved ones and want to reach out to them, they lost their jobs or have big medical problems. People just want to hear that everything is going to be okay.

[@Promatim]

Mmhm. It's a common assumption that people buying luxuries are rich (like people who assume gacha game big spenders are millionaires.) In reality, these people are usually desperate, and/or addicted to spending money.

[@MangoMagica]

That's very eye opening, thanks for sharing

[@Hex_the_Warlock]

@@Promatim I spent money and instantly got a drop of seratonin/dopamine in my brain. That means I should spend more! It's exactly what casinos, gotcha games, loot boxes and Amazon or geared toward preying on.

[@Izzythemaker127]

So basically a therapist

[@Hex_the_Warlock]

@@Izzythemaker127 a lot of the time that's what they needed. But, in America at least, therapist is a big scary nono word for a lot of people. So going to talk to your problems to a weirdo that claims to see the future, and tells you "you're going to be fine"... well it gives some comfort.

[@soginisa]

Kid 1: Birb Kid 2: Birb Kid 3: CAt

[@Kawf._.is-trash]

YES

[@winnschott341]

Undeniable evidence that Maya is the best psychic in video game media.

[@ParakeetDSi]

Truth

[@lxvenderjewel]

real

[@someguyinamechsuit7062]

The three kids thing You're going to get another bird at some point and then you'll have three bird children

[@funguy3259]

She is technically a spirit medium but honestly, Maya suppremacy

[@lxvenderjewel]

@@funguy3259 maya supremacy‼‼

[@goldmemberpb]

The whole " you will have 3 kids and live past 80" definitely feels like a script read for someone Jaiden's gender and age. Either that or they really were psychics.

[@thirdeye440]

Finally someone says it, I've been looking for a comment like this

[@astoroidea6502]

She didn’t mention it much but she also said she got a palm reading from every psychic and that’s what is read on palms. Heart lines show generally how old you’ll get to, and intersections in it will often show how many kids (or things you treat like kids such as beloved pets) will be in your life. And while cards can fluctuate, your palm won’t change so the reading stays consistent.

[@thirdeye440]

@@astoroidea6502 I don't see how someone's palms could have any relation with how many times they end up procreating successfully

[@musicplaylists6718]

​@@thirdeye440why do you expect palm readings to make scientific sense

[@PineappleLiar]

@@thirdeye440 i think its more that all four are using the same reference on palm reading, rather than any hard fact as to if something is true or not. So if a book for palm reading says ‘people with heart lines this length usually live to be in their 80s!’ And all four read that, then that’s what they’re going to say, regardless of how true that actually is.

[@X-SPONGED]

I love that you designed Psychic #2 as Maya and Psychic #4 as Chihaya. The personalities fit so well. #2 was probably doing the readings as a hobby, she has ethics and doesn't try to convince you some crystal and incense can magically cure every ailment known to man. Which is something Maya Fey would definitely do in AA if she wasn't caught up in 2 different murder cases every month. Whilst #4 starts off nice but quickly revealed to be worse than #1 and #3. Selling you a nap with a buncha crystals and some incense for $700 is 100% a Chihaya thing to do, considering she tried to sell your Persona 5 character a 100,000 yen rock.

[@kittyshippercavegirl]

Psychic 3 was Sabrina Pokemon

[@javiermoreno368]

In the defense of chihaya (spoiler for her confident) it was the group that convinced her fate can’t be changed so if I remember she thought she was doing the right thing ( might be wrong I’ve haven’t played in awhile) but later on she feels bad for selling the rocks and does refund everyone. But in the end I do agree with because rank 1-4 chihaya would 100% percent scam

[@firasabouzaki7805]

She still charged 90$ that’s not very cheap for a hobbie

[@javiermoreno368]

Yep

[@joeyshadeslayer9792]

Also not being too good with technology works out, considering Chihaya’s from the countryside.

[@babieagle5711]

Hear me out. The psychics saying Jaiden will have 3 kids is foreshadowing her getting a third birb

[@EduardoHiroYamautideMorais]

So true

[@I-am-Barely-Even-Here]

Lol, that’s what I was thinking. Throughout the whole video I was like Well, she is a mother of 2 right now. 😂

[@hanipyu7430]

Isn't tostada the 3rd baby?

[@Pitchpatchyt]

Huh ur on to something

[@darkblaze66_86]

They never said they had to be human kids. And if they really were talking about another it makes way more sense if Jaiden got super attached to it especially if it was one of her family's.

[@HomoSeal]

I recently went for a tarot reading. The psychic kept massaging her palm during the beginning of the reading, and then abruptly said, "Are you a writer? My hand won't stop cramping up. I think you need a massage." I had just finished catching up on 11 days of journal entries like.... an hour before this. Felt a bit uncanny.

[@everykelmemeiscanon3437]

Yooo that's kinda cool

[@milesshepard7743]

Bro, where she at?

[@nancyxiang7184]

There is a thing called MTS where you feel the physical pain of people you see.

[@HomoSeal]

@@milesshepard7743 New Albany, Indiana. Might add that she only charged me $30.

[@launchcodes]

she may have been able to guess that from your body language with your hand or something like that

[@NinjaGidget]

Oh, that fourth psychic was a master of the soft sale. She kept "giving" you things without telling you it was extra or what it cost, then charged you after you took it. Sketchy, but effective

[@davidegaruti2582]

Yeah even the fact she lend the incense burner was wicked : By lending it jaiden would have had to give it back ... Also by seeing how she waited for her she knew she would have given stuff back to her ... Idk how much that is deliberate or it's just her being a natural , But she is soo good at manipulating it's kinda attractive

[@MusicComet]

​@@davidegaruti2582 A-attractive...? 😧

[@tcaDNAp]

I thought they were just trying to use the Ben Franklin effect, but that was a straight-up con

[@cabbagedragon302]

Her also describing how much Jaiden makes was probably to see if she could actually afford her services. Like by looking at her reaction/what she told her she knew how much she can get away with Charging her. And not feel bad about it because it is within her 'monthly income' and securing a permanent customer.

[@Ebrown971]

Yeah!I feel like she's(psychic 4)giving free stofe! Hilarious!🙃😰😰😱😱

[@cl3mont1n3]

wait... bearded man?fortune?...three kids?? attached to a baby,a trip...mr.beast, two birds a cat..you feel bad about the eggs- and you went to japan??

[@treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

Living past 80 and being a mother of 3 sounds like something a psychic would say to any young woman.

[@mohammedabb985]

These are common facts not spiritual reading shenanigans damn it!

[@bas_ee]

How do you think they have so many believers? Just state irrefutable facts that apply to 80% of the population of the country or state you are in, and boom, you can predict the future (based on general statistics)

[@Theblueshark27]

3 is rather high for the west nowadays though. 1 or 2 would surely be a better guess

[@johnhand2992]

Look up the demographics for Asian Americans. Average of 3 kids per household and a life expectancy of 80.

[@over6686]

@@johnhand2992 There is no way xD, they propably just remember/read up before about the client race and gender lol

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabbb]

7:44 With the video of ari and tofu having eggs, technically she became very attached to them, to the point she put them in a freezer just to not boil them.

[@Very_Unique_Handle_2]

The 3 kids foreshadow the eggs might hatch

[@crinklefri]

I came to the comments for this very comment lul

[@Offical_LadaRiva_1982]

And the *three kids* too

[@corvididaecorax2991]

@@Very_Unique_Handle_2 There were eight eggs total though, and they were frozen which kills them so none of them are ever going to hatch. Not related in the slightest.

[@Hur1hur2hur3hur4]

@Trevhy it's really not surprising, the point of all those predictions is to be as general as possible so your mind will correct them for your life itself.

[@Axiomatic078]

The expressions on Jaiden's face while she was attempting to deal with the 5th psychic were immaculate, well done animation team 😂

[@zodi4991]

doesnt she animate all of this herself

[@pinetreek1227]

​@@zodi4991 I don't think so, she does have a team that she manages. Also one person animating all that plus streaming and managing a channel doesn't seem feasible.

[@zodi4991]

@@pinetreek1227 so beside telling stories none of this is really hers? The cool thing about animated stories like that is that its the artist speaking doing them.

[@Axiomatic078]

@@zodi4991 I believe she is also one of the main animators on all her videos. She used to do it all herself, but as others said it became unfeasible to keep doing it that way with how large her channel grew.

[@zodi4991]

@@Axiomatic078 That would make more sense yes.

[@Little_snow_tiger]

The three kid thing isn’t the bird eggs. It’s tofu, Ari, and her new cat, because the children one is actually more open then human children.

[@Gemini-Lion]

I like how she mentions that she doesn’t want 3 kids, even though that part has already come true. She has Ari, Tofu, and Tostada. Those psychics were spot on!

[@SilvarusLupus]

They never did say the kids had to be human. Hmmm

[@TrekBeatTK]

Pets are not children. Not even remotely.

[@craigyeates1854]

They're pets, not kids

[@reviseyourwhat]

@@craigyeates1854same difference, small dumb thing that u use ur money on n teach them tricks. one is just cuter

[@burnedoutgraduatestudent4482]

@@TrekBeatTKMy cat is my child idc what you think

[@LarvaTubaShow]

The whole " you will have 3 kids and live past 80" definitely feels like a script read for someone Jaiden's gender and age. Either that or they really were psychics.

[@Jayden-gf2uw]

It's from the palm reading, the lines on hands are predicting to tell you those things ❤️

[@kadegetslaid634]

@Jayden-gf2uw no it's not ☠️

[@Jayden-gf2uw]

@@kadegetslaid634 it is specifically how long you live, how many kids, when you get married, ect like that's palm readings thing

[@strawpiglet]

That would almost certainly have come from the palm reading. There are wrinkles on the pinky side of your hand that suggest how many children you'll have, and the line running towards your wrist and maybe even curving toward your thumb is your life line.

[@cheungmichealcheungkimchi1341]

@@kadegetslaid634that’s just how palm readings work, there’s like a guideline to it, and all of them read the same palm, as to whether how accurate it is…

[@theflyingstickman4704]

As an Ace Attorney fan, I appreciate a lot that you used Maya (and all the other Ace Attorney references) to represent the second and nicest medium, as she is indeed a sweet-heart and I hope more people give those great visual novels a chance 🙏

[@gigi-riley]

god i agree. in this house we LOVE maya.

[@OverwhelminglyAnxiousChaos]

Same! I was in shock when I saw Maya on the thumbnail and even mORE shocked when she was actually in the video too! As the 'favourite psychic', no less!

[@Insert_Creativity_Here]

Agreed 100%, Maya is love Maya is life

[@tomascrosson7111]

More of a Persona 5 fan, so seeing Chiyaya was super funny. Respect to Ace Attorney too!

[@paper2222]

remember that jaiden has a team of animators, meaning it is likely that jaiden wasn't the one that made the decision to include ace attorney references nontheless, it's still in jaiden's video and channel

[@crazycrazycatkid]

7:11 FORSADOWED JAIDEN WINNING 1M FROM MR BEAST :0000

[@Silver_Helios]

Omg

[@gunmunz]

and to be 'wary' of him and given the recent allegations....

[@Galaxy-pig]

@@gunmunz YES AND HE HAS KINDA HAS A BEARD

[@Bloxy.B]

Right!

[@starfriez622]

As a Tarot reader for my friends just for practice and for funsies, I have mad respect to psychic No. 2 because she actually gave real real advice for the birds. For me, tarot is just a 50/50 way to guide a person through future events, When I do my readings, I ask them to focus on their questions or what they wanted to know from the reading, and they pick it based on their intuition and I just read the meaning, get to know the question, re-contextualize it based on said question. I don't really know about chakras but the other 4 psychics, man those are some slippery eels mammonist for money. I am glad psychic 2 just said "just have regular appointments for ur birds" which is sweet and im glad she didnt pull out some bullcrap.

[@astoroidea6502]

Mhm, also chakras the way western psychics talk about them aren’t accurate at all. Most learn about them from some white guy in yoga pants who listened to another white guy who has never so much as seen an actual yogi. It’s such a departure from the actual culture where the idea was born that it’s basically a different thing.

[@djduncan956]

700th like

[@Imn0t3mo]

You already have two bird children, perhaps you’ll get another one soon? I also think it’s fantastic that the psychic told you to go to the vet if you’re genuinely worried about your birds health

[@PoniesNSunshine]

Yeah, this is how I would read it. "Children" doesn't have to mean biological offspring

[@StevoGamingWorld]

she also has a cat. So there's the third.

[@Imn0t3mo]

@@StevoGamingWorld I didn’t know that! I guess Jaiden has three children then

[@pixelzebra8440]

OMG IT MUST BE BIRD CHILDREN

[@matthewteo3111]

Y'all don't have to help the psychics along with mental gymnastics lol.

[@teothecat]

its so funny how all the psychics thought she would have 3 kids and jaiden had no idea shed get tostada 😭

[@jesaea]

she already had tostada at this point but yeah, she was already a mom of 3 lol

[@thatdorkwhodoescosplay]

7:43 “someone near you is gonna have a baby and you’ll get attached” Cut to Jaiden’s birds and the eggs in the freezer

[@CoreNarwhal]

HELP I THOUGHT THAT TOO

[@lexa2310]

A baby, not Babys.

[@shanevinzant6935]

​@@lexa2310 triplets

[@Man_00100]

⁠@@lexa2310 potayto potahto

[@AnonymousC14]

WELP

[@evoli_nerd]

The fact that Psychic 2 was designed like Maya from Ace Attorney, with the mini walking sequence having Phoenix Wright cooking in the kitchen as well as her dead sister appearing for the spiritual reading is a fun touch I like

[@Fourismyluckynumber]

Also when jaiden is dodging the psychics maya held the urn

[@StrabbyStrabby]

YESSS and that she was in the thumbnail! I click immediately for jaiden anyway, but I clicked even faster when I noticed it was Maya!

[@craigyeates1854]

Psychic 3 was designed as Sabrina from pokemon

[@deadoralive245]

And psychic 4 as chihaya from persona 5

[@grammy_hnng]

Phsychic 1 was Karen from accounting

[@RiverTheOtter-zq9ii]

12:07 THEY SAID MOTHER OF 3 THEY DIDNT MENTION KIDS THE PROPHESY HAS BEEN FULFILLED TOSTADAAAAAA

[@willowbird]

As a tarot reader myself, Psychic number 2 definitely has my respect for telling you to check with the vet if you are worried about your birds instead of paying a ridiculous sum of money for random dodads that they ‘claim’ will help. The way I see it, crystals and incense are to be used for mental wellbeing and not for medical benefit. After all, they are just rocks and pleasant smells, but that doesn’t mitigate the feeling of calm they can give you if you believe in it. Also about the 3 kids thing! Since you already have 2 birds (who you really care a lot about) it’s very possible that the 3rd ‘kid’ could be referring to another bird in the future. Just my guess though :3

[@claudyview]

haha that would be a huge relief if it is just a 3rd pet!

[@aidanjackson5084]

Considering how some pet owners would consider pets their children, to some extent, I'd say this way of reading that would track

[@SnowMenAtWork]

a lot of "psychic predictions" is just interpretation of energies! the psychics might've interpreted those energies as "3 kids" but they definitely could've just been 3 birdos:]

[@SnowMenAtWork]

2 birds and Bobby🥲

[@SkylerLinux]

@@claudyview Fur-Babies

[@mayday_md6861]

There was a book I read once about a girl who's mom was a psychic. Basically her mom put her psychic store inside of a spa so that people could get pampered before getting read. And the spa was also a place where the mom could here about rumors and life stories of the customers. So when they went to get their reading, the mom would tell them what they wanted to hear based off of what she heard in the store.

[@creatorstacy483]

Now THATS how you do it

[@primalseraphim]

omg what book

[@kishua9619]

what's the book's title? 😂

[@gordshorde]

i need that book.

[@genericname2747]

Big brain move

[@Stevarious]

I am ASTONISHED that you were able to force yourself to even call psychic #5 after #4 basically robbed you. Amazing level of determination.

[@WhirlwindHeatAndFlash]

you misspelled braindamage

[@fanpet3912]

It's because she's rich

[@maverickbull1909]

Yeah. I'm pretty sure this girl is making well over 6 figures tho... maybe even 7 figures based on her views. idk how income works as a youtuber but I know a girl who has way less views/subs who made a video talking about how she made 400k/year from YT/sponsors. I was and still am SHOOK

[@jaseb5120]

now, you are filled with DETERMINATION

[@LSqre]

I mean, when you know the video you're gonna make on it is probably going to make a good bit of that money back...

[@Kavarite]

The Prophecy is true! mother of 3: birbs and autism incarnate cat. bearded man opportunity: Mr beast challenge winner of 1mil car accident: miku car breakdown

[@05grace91]

7:43 "Someone close gonna have baby and she's gonna be attached to them." It could possibly be Jacob's cat too or perhaps we might wait for another video for another prophecy come true 😂😂

[@DailyLifeOfADustBunni]

Did anyone realize that the ‘stumbling across fortune’ and ‘beware of a mustached man with an offer’ could be a reference to the Mr beast challenge that she won?

[@lol_yinyin1854]

True

[@thedevilishartist]

Especially since Mr Beast is in a bit of a situation rn

[@RlceBalI]

Bro is onto something 😦

[@SatoruGojoOfficial]

STOP YES

[@DepressedAssTeenager]

@@DailyLifeOfADustBunni I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING BRO

[@betablue5952]

Every psychic staring at the asexual who does not want to start a family: "You *WILL* have three children."

[@tacobell2009]

Psychics rely on a lot of stereotypes for their 'predictions', they probably tell most young women the same thing.

[@plotheplayer6462]

bird

[@harryc22]

She kind of did in a way, with the three eggs tofu had

[@DocuzanQuitomos]

First rule of any cold reading: guesses are based on general stereotypes and statistics of people. But also, first rule of psych visions (if you believe something else is out there): many times visions are not meant to be literally interpreted. A statement someone will have three children doesnt exaclty means that the person will have three biological children (we just assume the regular ways how that may happen). There are several examples of this use of magic through history (and many think that's cheating... but magic in the end doesnt have to have honor); one of the best examples is found in the play Macbeth: even when Macbeth was a formidable warrior, one lecture predicted his fall would come "when the forest of Dunsinane walked to his castle". Then it's settled, he thought; there is no way a forest can walk... until a group of rebels cut branches to cover their movements in such numbers it seemed the forest was walking down from the hills (and Macbeth got killed).

[@tsifirakiehl4250]

@harryc22 Tofu laid more than three eggs. Jaiden found three at first, but then there were quite a few more.

[@Pikamander2]

The reason why "3 kids" is a standard psychic line is because something like 95% of people have that number or less, making it another plausible-sounding point to add into the mix before they try to sell you something.

[@antonioscendrategattico2302]

Yep, thought the same. It's what you'd think would be a good number but not too many for someone who's supposedly successful and financially secure and would be interested in having children, which is what these psychics all predict their clients to be (at least, the ones who aren't going for the "you've got this bad thing waiting for you in the future, buy my spiritual protection!" grift instead).

[@Afanof1]

I live with three siblings

[@somnolentcats]

@@Afanof1congrats your family is not the american standard! or what did you want to hear?

[@KalebTheDuck]

@@somnolentcats I think they were just trying to tell a fact about themselves...

[@michelleguillemette5733]

Maybe it means you're gonna have another Ari, Jaiden.

[@KorbieRoblox1400]

THE THREE KIDS ARE THE BIRDS AND THE KITTY!!

[@Dohyden2]

Psychic 2 is an animal lover. She knows there are people out there who would actually meditate over their animals instead of necessary medical care. Heck, there are parents out there doing that to their children and it causes so much pain and suffering

[@jaguarlegoanimations9826]

Some parents do WHAT??

[@somerandomperson-ih4dx]

@@jaguarlegoanimations9826some parents are idiots and would use ‘essential oils and herbs’ over medicine on their children

[@niklasneighbor6726]

The 3 kids thing is probably a standard response, or otherwise coordinated. And yeah, they just exploit vulnerable people, they see you are worried about your birds and immediately jump at the opportunity. Also, they were able to predict that the healthy looking person that pays $90 for a psychic is financially stable. Real impressive.

[@1musketeer311]

From what I know, it is. My friends and I have fucked around in the “physicic community”(idk how to spell it😭)and 3 or 2 kids is a usual response as well as the jealous ppl thing

[@bigman7556]

Yeah I agree

[@AndreaGiuseppeCastriotta]

Or probably is something linked to the palm reading and it's "in the manual" "If this line is this long, lives 80+, if this line branches here, 3 kids"... this is something "fixed" that in turn gives "validity" to the claims, as if, like Jaiden, one gets multiple palm readings from different people, the answer will be the same every time

[@abhiswarakumbhare5468]

I think that it's so standard because most of us have around the same size hands. From what I know, how long our life will be, how many kids we will have and other palm reading stuff from the length of the three most prominent lines on our hand. The rest of the predictions: they look at your body language and predict some stuff that is very vague. Like you are working on a big project - most of us are working on stuff, and it can be perceived as big of small if you take it that way.

[@kiyoponnn]

​@@1musketeer311Just google the spelling then you pepega, it takes 5 secs max.

[@SunnyMadoka]

As a reminder, some people consider their pets to be their children! It could mean that at some point Jaiden will get a third bird!

[@ded5324]

Tostada be like

[@piplupmaster4898]

OH TRUE

[@maerski5171]

tostada erasure 😢

[@MossyMoht]

Nah I doubt Jaiden will get only 3 birds and then stop at that point

[@ILikedoorstops]

I kept laughing at 2:46 in the video

[@mixymaxox]

WAIT MR. BEAST CHALLENGE = FINANCIAL 3 CHILDREN = CAT AND BIRDS BECOMING ATTACHED TO A BABY = CAT

[@gareb3ar17]

The baby would likely be the first todaka

[@AryanaCorbett-ek4vk]

@@gareb3ar17 it could also be Taylor as well.

[@Broeckchen]

Psychic 2 is basically exactly what you should go for in a psychic you trust. The hallmark of a good one is trying to improve your life - trying to steer you towards activities and directions that they see being good for you. In that vein, always be wary when a psychic diminishes school medicine and always take positive note when a psychic steers you towards it. Taking modern medicine seriously and knowing when to put you into the hands of a good medical professional shows they are skeptical themselves and have your best interests at heart.

[@k4qyy]

AND she animated her as maya fey :)

[@StarDustForge]

Isnt' that just what a therapist is supposed to be for? Why go for a psychic if the majority of them just want to sell you snakeoil?

[@deadalpeca8099]

So basically a therapist with extra steps?

[@PEK1NGDRAKE]

​@@StarDustForge i'm not interested in psychics however i can see that some people feel like the title of "therapist" is too serious and feels like they're admitting they need and want help (which some people don't have the courage to admit) so something thats offhand and more "less-responsibility-wise", like a psychic, can direct them in the right direction without directly confronting 100% about their issues

[@Broeckchen]

@@deadalpeca8099 No. Look... therapists are like a doctor, right? But you don't go to the doctor for every ailment. Sometimes you have a headache for a day, so you take a painkiller and move on. Sometimes, your throat's a bit scratchy and your nose is a bit stuffy, but after some tea you feel much better. Psychics are to therapists what pharmacists and over the counter meds are to doctors. You shouldn't treat chronic or intense ailments with them, there is a point where a professional needs a deeper look at you. But there are also things that may need a little external boostie, but are possible to heal with on your own just fine. You may need the boostie to make the healing period less stressful, or to give your body (mind) a small burst of strength to handle it. Some spiritual practices might even become permanent healthy lifestyle decisions, like meditation and stuff like aromatherapy for mindfulness, or affirmations. A good pharmacist will be able to go "Oh, I have just the thing!" when you ask about a small issue. Sometimes they even know better what will work well than a doctor, especially if you've been a regular for a while. But they will also absolutely go "I'm sorry, but that needs to be checked by a doctor." when that's appropriate. That reflects how good psychics work.

[@Lv20Bard]

The problem with psychics is that the majority of them don't even believe what they tell you. They see a person with a lot of money and are willing to capitalize on their insecurity and anxiety with positive affirmation

[@mimimoomoo2902]

@Punchmadedev.eh

[@lunagamer8295]

bearded man and fortune is mr beast, three kids is MOST LIKELY your cat and 2 birds, Attached to a baby probably the eggs since you are not getting rid of them, the trip is japan, and a miku car broke down on the highway. Thank @agentnolet for this btw IT WAS NOT ME!

[@Christian-rv4cy]

The bearded man was supposed to appear in August, the Mr beast thing happened earlier this year

[@ostellak5833]

honestly super glad to see someone who's skeptical and even has the ironic experience of a late fortune teller or a forgetful one that isn't outright hostile. lovely video thank you for uploading

[@RyanSoltani]

10/10 video would psychic again

[@TheRulerOfDoges0209]

Little did we know at the time the sheer amount of foreshadowing this video would provide💀

[@JasonNeublud]

As a friend of friends with plenty of Fur Babies, congratulations to Future Jaden on being the proud mother of three birds or gerbils or whatever your animal of choice is, because as Macbeth will attest, predictions are often subject to interpretation and perspective.

[@lewahaha]

Shakespeare nerd here-- this comment made me very happy :)

[@califuldance]

two birds and a pixelated egg :>

[@Connor-jl9gq]

she actualy does have 2 birds and a cat

[@Jo-er6tw]

@@califuldancewait she has 2 birds? I thought she just had Ari 😭 Nvm I just saw them in the video lol

[@handy_jack118]

macbeth is a star fox 64 level

[@U-Flame]

I love the idea of a psychic imagining what sorts of big purchases someone would have in mind, only to be told its for a big plushie.

[@TacoGalaxy7]

They weren’t kidding when they said she’d have 3 kids, seeing how she made a video about the 3 eggs on the drawer.

[@Yes_im.a-lordpeacock]

She basically had an abortion

[@alessandrodottavio6500]

You are gonna be a mother of 3 Jaiden, an aro-ace: 👁️👄👁️

[@xaviersaavedra7442]

@@Yes_im.a-lordpeacock but the eggs might not even be fertilized

[@Hi-ib7mj5yv4m]

Maybe it’s her cat and 2 birds?

[@Yes_im.a-lordpeacock]

@@xaviersaavedra7442 this may or may not be true

[@FoxMoon89]

About those "kids." Who said they had to be _human_ kids? You have two birds and a cat. Boom. Three kids.😆 In all seriousness though, I think there's a statistic or something behind the "three kids" predication.

[@gamerbro6669]

Jaiden: I don't want 3 kids. That's too many. The psychics: But it's a Cannon event.

[@pikasheep]

You cannot disrupt the cannon events 😳

[@felizen]

*Miguel’s theme starts playing*

[@joshuabautch8936]

@@pikasheep Jaiden's Future Third Bird: but you can CIRCUMVENT them

[@adrienstarfaer]

​@@joshuabautch8936I would like to argue: she already has two birds and a cat. No need for another bird, there's already the cat

[@mhshaukat6888]

@@adrienstarfaer the cat in another species, surely we can argue the babies have to be same species?

[@Dronita42]

Psychic 2's advice of getting into hiking really hits differently after Jaiden's newest Japan video

[@Bisexualdragon4042]

😅 wait, you're right. It fits so well.

[@Brotator-e5l]

Wait a minute

[@abhikergaming7783]

That doesn't count as that would be her grandchildren, also it was more then three

[@Dronita42]

@@abhikergaming7783 i think you replied to the wrong comment ^^;

[@abhikergaming7783]

@@Dronita42 Oh my bad, I don't know how that happened, forgive me

[@hypershock408]

Takeaways: 1. She already has 2 kids (her birds) so maybe having 3 kids means she will get another bird 2. Jacob Alpharad is definitely a bearded man who could give Jaiden a business opportunity

[@olive2662]

Or schaltt

[@starlighthimi6022]

I thought that two of her kids were her birds. The third one was her minecraft egg, Bobby, that she took care of in the QSMP server.

[@johnball4351]

I thought it could be jacob

[@Aranethon2021]

I feel like the third is actually her cat Tostada (am I spelling that right?)

[@leahpalmer6999]

She has a cat

[@Riffsquared]

The prophecy has come true she now has three kids. Ari, Tofu, and Tostada.

[@Riffsquared]

2 birds and a cat ain’t so bad.

[@kkannb]

As someone who’s family is very into this same stuff, witchy stuff and the like, 3/4 were DEFINITELY taking advantage of you, the one who suggested the vet is the only one I’d listen too, psychics should never be pushing expensive services ON TOP of pricing the work ridiculously high. It’s meant to be a service for the people around you and to share your gifts, not to say you can’t charge but as someone who tarot reads I only takes tips if given and don’t ask for payment.

[@alexskywalker5478]

This. My friend Mindi does readings for free. I haven't gotten a reading from her yet because I don't want one yet. But she's super cool and has good vibes. She said she likes doing readings for free and she's giving me tips with starting to do my own readings

[@kkannb]

@@alexskywalker5478 Doing free readings help us learn the art of reading tarot! It gives us more practice and helps us while we help others so it’s an equal exchange. I was raised where my mom told me to never charge for my readings because it was never meant to be job or cash cow, you’re meant to do it as giving insight to someone who doesn’t have it as you do. I still don’t know how I stand on the whole charging for it thing entirely, like maybe it’s payment for their time rather than the service? I’m not sure but I’d like to stay neutral with it as some are genuinely good people helping people out in exchange to help them pay their bills.

[@roseombre5527]

I can't agree more, and I totally relate

[@imunderurbed8938]

@@kkannb finally someone who understands readings and stuff! my mom dose them and she is SPOT ON!

[@RosesXroses-np9uc]

I absolutely loved physic #2. She just seemed so nice and wasn't a rip-off like the first one

[@satelliteradio6304]

Maya fey never fails

[@LuciusLucius]

MAYA FEY IS THE QUEEEEEEN

[@brenthatley6031]

My heart literally ACHED when I saw you were paying out the nose. The best I’ve ever experienced were people who really didn’t dig into the ‘physic stereotype’ and only accepted donations. A fun friendly pregnant woman in a t-shirt devastated me for a 5$ donation to a local non profit.

[@t0jil_art]

I don't really believe in that stuff but I feel like the best psychic reading I got were from close ppl or friends when money is not the most important part I feel like it can be an interesting thing to do if you need directions in your life but damn the money they ask ??? Actually crazy

[@victoriarose9348]

how do you find these people though? that sounds amazing :")

[@kokokretin]

Still fake though cause it's all fake

[@seanread5556]

dont feel too bad, she does Vtubing now and i watched like 30 seconds before the waves of parasocial cringe coming off chat made me dip, I guarantee she isn't struggling. The fact she COULD just spend thousands of dollars on a whim tells you that much lol

[@peacyp3420]

now that jaiden has a cat, she TECHNICALLY has 3 kids 😳

[@teodoraradunovic4995]

Absolutely love all the psychic references, totally can see maya being the nicest psychic out there despite the risk of getting murdered by a ghost 💀

[@aikesscs]

Maya isn't the one that has to be concerned about that though, seeing as the ghosts love to pin murders on her, she'll make out alive and well (just maaaaaybe behind bars)😳

[@paradoxxikal7327]

@@aikesscsuntil our bro wright shows up lol

[@fismail4330]

And sabrina the psychic gym leader in kanto also ghost type fanatic

[@Rayova23]

People often call pets their furbabies (like me with my doggo) so i can totally see that since they didn't specify XD

[@goshdarnchicken]

Good to know Mystic Maya is still providing quality care to her clients, in spite of most of her family being dead/in prison/possibly awaiting the death penalty

[@velcro8319]

my monkey brain got so so so excited when I saw maya and it just got worse when I recognized Phoenix and Mia....

[@SophiaRoseB]

OMG

[@wingless_gargoyle]

​​@@velcro8319 same, pal, same!

[@SHQ09Xtreme]

OBJECTION MY PANCAKES ARE GOOD *with syrup your honour*

[@MegaFeeso]

Making the psychics characters like Sabrina, Chiyiya and Maya, was a stroke of genius.

[@The76532]

i know sabrina and maya but who is chiyiya

[@abunchofpiercingsboy]

@@The76532 a persona 5 character

[@anthonycolon1450]

I am sure the first psychic seems familiar. Like I’ve seen that npc in a game before as well.

[@MegaFeeso]

@@The76532 persona 5

[@chocoholicbatloverstudios]

So who was the fourth psychic?

[@smeggsycat]

The 3 kids thing are true now: -ari -the other one -todstada

[@shorhex]

Give some respect to Tofu 💔

[@Kpopmyfav-s]

Tofu... The OTHER ONE!? just joking lol

[@pineapple_pup]

I'm genuinely mad at the last two psychics. Being 40 mins late, almost 800 dollars for things she didn't disclose the price to before making her do them, then taking the predatory route of having her come back the next day? And the last psychic ARE YOU JOKING ME. How does she even have clients 😤 She deserved an earfull.

[@JDWalker495]

The “mother of three” reading that’s was the most consistent Probably means Jaiden is getting a third bird😂

[@FoxCarda]

NEW PET BABYYYYYYYYYY!!!! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO P.s. is kinda funny thinking about the 3 kids thing since she's aroace- (i know adoption exists)

[@louctendo1321]

She once called them her children

[@dogigomeow]

she has a cat named toastada if that counts?

[@darlingkorexo]

OMG THAT MUST BE IT!!

[@danielbarnes1241]

The purple man will give her one. That's the dangerous opportunity

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

I feel like that 4th gal was a properly practiced con-artist. I betcha she made SURE you'd draw 3 queens, and had looked you up beforehand to get the job and finance things. Also letting you "borrow" her stuff and giving you specific rituals and things? Absolutely brilliant way to force a dependency so that she could fleece you for all your cash. Even the making you wait before the meeting was probably a power move. She knew EXACTLY what she was doing.

[@JAnne_Bonne]

Of course the animators made it Miss “100000 yen to start a Social Link and get some rock salt, pre-Character Development!” It fits too well!

[@__tadpole__8195]

Oh no question

[@dundee6402]

Tbf they all seem super shady except for the second psychic. And not just because they overcharge, but more of the way they use their telling as a way to emotionally manipulate people into buying more of their services. Like the third psychic clearly used fearmongering as a tactic so her overpriced therapies don't look so bad after all. It's sad that fortune telling has become such a huge scam, I think there's some real mental benefits of having your future being somewhat enlightened.

[@LIXXZ53]

bearded man with business opportunity- *MR BEAST???*

[@froggy714]

The psychics aren't exactly wrong about the three kids, Jaiden has three already. Ari and Tofu, and her cat tostada.

[@pixellangel]

and her cat tostada! :D

[@milomilox2]

Would we count Bobby from the qsmp? Lol

[@KDSCGaming]

That does make sense.. they all didn't say What kind of kids exactly and taking care of pets, same situations for kids

[@cringe_queen1681]

THATS EHAT I WAS SAYYINNN LOKE WHAT IF HER "kids" WERE ACTUALLY JER PETTSSS

[@Chucklefuq]

@@milomilox2 Well not anymore considering his... Rip bobby chingon😭

[@michaeltsang1748]

The psychic being portrayed and seen as Maya Fey in the eyes of Jaiden is definitely an honor.

[@emilygordbort7300]

I dunno, that psychic didn't even come close to being accused of murder If anything Psychic 2 suggesting she take her birds to the vet instead of asking a psychic about it is the OPPOSITE of murder

[@64KOs]

Wait a minute you were one of the psychics in the video

[@michaeltsang1748]

@@64KOs No. Sorry if my wording is weird.

[@missm2925]

I love that the physic told her to go to the vet. That’s respectable

[@nabeelahmed2786]

​@dontstealmycontentpleasedammit Edgeworth

[@missm2925]

@dontstealmycontentpleaseI promise I’ve watched game grumps and their homoerotic play through

[@agatemoonshine]

This video is healing to me, I once went to a "psychic" old lady in her 80's and basically said how I am fed with a silver spoon and my mom verbally abusing me is MY fault So seeing how these readings went for you is healing in that these readers can be...less than pleasant

[@evilkittie13]

I liked that the second psychic was Maya Fey. Also, I liked that she recommended going to the vet and wasn't pushing to buy a protection charm. Also, I love that the other psychics were characterized by Sabrina from Pokemon and Chihaya from Persona 5.

[@55SuperShadow]

I feel Maya matched how she did too, Maya absolutely seems like the type who'd say "just take your pets to the vet, Nick!"

[@CipherSmoothies]

SHES BACKKKKKKKKKKKK!

[@AnonymousC14]

Chihayaaaaaa, my god the P5 refference

[@Eagle-Fly]

Who is that? Anyways, the 2nd one seemed like a therapist more then a psychic the way jaidem describes her

[@AnonymousC14]

@@Eagle-Fly characters from Ace Attorney, Persona 5 and Pokemon

[@DudyIndian]

The fact that jaiden is aromantic asexual makes the 3 kids thing even funnier

[@Merry_Haddock]

You can be aroace and want kid. There is no link

[@pyroboy3750]

I mean they never said she would have a husband

[@randompers0n702]

B I R D S

[@Earthboundmike]

She could have adopted to be fair but even still lol (I mean I know it was said MOTHER, but I stand by my idiocy lol)

[@EmbodimentOfOz]

@@Earthboundmike *[an adoptive mother is still a mother.]*

[@snozer6966]

My mom has always been into the psychic thing and she once told me a genuine psychic is not going to charge you, and the best reading she ever got that was 100% accurate was in the back corner of a library where she was charged absolutely nothing.

[@ToastyNoneofyourbusiness]

That is the best advice about psychics you can get.

[@kamusta3446]

so your telling me that my 3rd grade classmate was right about me being a long lost princess?

[@himanbam]

Yeah, a real psychic wouldn't need money since they can just see the lottery numbers, or what company to invest it. Maybe they all got bitcoin back in the day

[@nogodnogloryjustworm]

@@kamusta3446Yeah

[@waluigiisking8975]

@@kamusta3446yes

[@partizehri8999]

UPDATE : jaiden does have 3 kids now... 2 birbs and 1 tostada fighting for 4th place among the 3 of them

[@ambisweetiepie]

Fun fact, my mom was into psychics and set me up with readings from time to time. When talking romantically about if I'd get in a relationship, they all felt like I was already in one, and since I was certain I wasn't, they assured me it must be happening very soon. But I did not like any of the guys I knew, and definitely was not romantically interested in them. Anyway, now me and the female friend I was very close to have gotten happily married and they were all 100% correct on that one.

[@lunarfloure]

I always knew the lesbians were psychic

[@r_t1609]

@@lunarfloure How did you uncover our secret?? 🤨

[@Kirbydogs9]

yay life did its work

[@kringlecat4333]

I read this and when u said u didn't like any of your guys friends i said "and now your gay"

[@lunarfloure]

@@r_t1609 simple, I’m a lesbian

[@ellajohnny9885]

After seeing Nick and Maya I am struck with the need for Jaiden to animate a play through of Ace Attorney like her nuzlocks

[@old_skyguy]

Dude, I'd love that, that'd be awesome!!

[@Hibiki-kun48]

Please

[@X-SPONGED]

I can't imagine the animations for the literal clown case. If she actually did that, it would be GOLDEN.

[@seraphrakuro]

@@X-SPONGEDNO PLS, max lit floating

[@dsfmdiya7500]

Also Chihaya from Persona 5! All my favorite games😁

[@I_am_Human_]

Psychic 2 is adorable. I love how you drew her as Maya Fey from phoenix wright.

[@MochinutIsNuts]

exactly!!

[@gamemaniack]

a mother of 3. you have two birds and a cat YOU GOT YOUR BABYS

[@mgrosato]

All of my respect goes to the fortune teller that told her to go to the vet instead of making her buy something for $450 edit: wow 10k 🔛🔝

[@Luigiandfriend]

She is the goat of all the physic

[@UberChargeGaming-ek4nm]

But American health care cost…

[@Shadessmh]

Don't respect people who scam for a living.

[@jyousemorenoeng]

@@Shadessmh To be fair, as a person who has done tarot readings for free, most of it is cold reading and giving the obvious advice that these people's friends clearly are too polite to tell them. EDIT: Like, for example, this dude came to me and was talking about his awful ex-girlfriend that was complaining for everything, and I was thinking to myself that this dude was obviously blaming her for everything and not taking accountability, and turns out that when I did his cards, he had the Hermit Arcana, which is for introspection, and I said to him: "Well, your cards say that you may be partly responsible of your relationship's downfall, are you sure that your girlfriend is the sole responsible?" And he was like: "Maybe I was too pushy and I may have disregarded how she felt a couple of times" 2nd EDIT: Also, another time I was doing readings for free, I was asked by a woman who was basically recently out of an abusive relationship, had lost all of her support systems due to the shitty boyfriend isolating her and wanted to figure out what to do with her life. I flat out told her that I wouldn't be able to help her much with that, that she should see a therapist because that was a thing that a therapist should help her solve. She told me that she didn't want outright help, she just wanted some certainty, and I did her cards and it turned out that her cards were the World, the Empress and the Star, which, combined, basically give a lecture of a hopeful future and a lot of girl power.

[@toonistiny]

​@@UberChargeGaming-ek4nmThat or $450 "spiritual medical care" that's not even guaranteed.

[@thegamingman-ye2ec]

That second psychic needs to be protected by the spirit world to live for ATLEAST 200 years, that amount of reinforcement and positive thinking is amazing.