To add to the craziness of the lore, Dr Diggins gets sent back in time and you have to find his fossilized corpse in the present so you can clean it and revive him just like a vivosaur.
@COFFEEWSUGA3 жыл бұрын
That idiot. I love him.
@BobaFluffyUnicorn3 жыл бұрын
What the fu-
@Maria.Annette3 жыл бұрын
I thought that would be the solution to un-stoning Duna...
@regimate37203 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I don’t remember that part. I’m gonna have to replay it sometime once finals are over.
@maxanderson37333 жыл бұрын
Holy shit that is pure fuckin genius!
@WearingGoldluck2 жыл бұрын
I’ve actually played this game enough to know that Jaiden picked Tarbosaurus as her favorite dinosaur in the beginning, based purely on the clothing her avatar is wearing, because yes, your favorite dinosaur can change what color clothes you wear.
@Karak-_-2 жыл бұрын
Learned that the hard way. I thougth that velociraptors are cool...
@WearingGoldluck2 жыл бұрын
@@Karak-_- Theres nothing wrong with the gray-scale color scheme, its a solid outfit. Thats actually what I wore in my most recent playthrough.
@Calthur_Riverwing2 жыл бұрын
The tarbo was my first as well.
@dull_demon47172 жыл бұрын
i always went with the T-rex, the red outfit just screams nostalgia for me. aside from the times i got bored and wanted to see the other outfits lol
@thephoenician47492 жыл бұрын
Same
@bladewolfhound4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: if you choose Rosie she will instead lose her memories and you hip shake to give her memories back because it’s so ridiculous looking the shock brings back her memories
@Jynx99214 жыл бұрын
bladewolfhound I guess Shakira is a cleric
@zeefunchannel2384 жыл бұрын
I wish I can play this game xD
@rotaderp884 жыл бұрын
Lapis Lazuli you know you can edit your comments
@Jenna-hg4uh4 жыл бұрын
Hips don't lie
@rotaderp884 жыл бұрын
beanstalk w. Correction “kips” don’t lie
@IcarusMundi Жыл бұрын
I like how Duna and Dynal suddenly just respect humans... And then Raptin walks on in, and decides to hit the Kill button, blissfully unaware that his king will most likely remove his living privileges.
@H.E.C.U_amugos6 ай бұрын
Your living privileges has is gone
@mandl27104 ай бұрын
And then he gets grounded for it
@meredithmitchell89213 ай бұрын
Tbh, I misread “Raptin” as “Rasputin” and was very concerned that I forgot an apparently important part of Rasputin’s life
@WilliamKneeАй бұрын
@@mandl2710 Raptin: “Your Majesty, you don’t understand! I just want my Xbox back!”
@I_am_a_vacuum20 күн бұрын
@@meredithmitchell8921 dying laughing at this😂😂
@agisuru2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the sequel to this game improves upon literally everything (except you can't smooch an alien dinosaur girl). The battle mechanics are more refined and actually really fun, the fossil excavations are more varied and... still kind of a chore, but more interesting (some vivosaurs have all of their parts in a single giant fossil rock, for instance), the story is even more buck wild. All the new vivosaur designs for that one are great, you get a lot more variation too with things like trilobites, aurochs, and tanystropheus (please look up tanystropheus, he's a lizard who decided to become a living fishing rod and I love him). It's genuinely just better in literally every way, I highly recommend trying it Then the third game shits on all of it by making a completely different battle system that sucks, so we don't talk about that one
@Lordodragonss2 жыл бұрын
SO MUCH YES!
@gladiatordragon92192 жыл бұрын
I have no clue why the hell anyone would say "Oh boy, I love having two out of the three characters on my side be idiotic AI that waste precious resources that I need to unleash powerful attacks crucial to my strategy." You want to shove us into cars? Fine. It's a bit of a hassle being locked into car controls, but the customization aspect is fun. You want to lock us into a partner? Sure - Nibbles is cute and is pretty strong in combat. But the complete evisceration of consistency in strategy - that's where you lose me. There's this one postgame mission that locks you into two AI partners in a rematch against a slightly powered-up version of the final boss. These two chumps are fine - except for the fact that they have attacks that will expend *all* your FP - which is particularly crappy if you opt to use Nibbles for it. I get wanting us to feel like we're really building bonds or something. but removing player control in a *turn-based strategy game* is a strict no-go.
@Sloth_htolS2 жыл бұрын
On the bright side, you can finally use only legs on a vivosaur
@manamaster62 жыл бұрын
Can the second one be played without playing the first?
@gladiatordragon92192 жыл бұрын
@@manamaster6 Absolutely. I didn't even know there was a first one when I played Champions. It's a separate experience entirely.
@coyotix2 жыл бұрын
I love how casually she says “yup screaming works just as well” after releasing the thousand tortured souls from hell by voice
@faithg52502 жыл бұрын
You made me rewatch this video to find the dino with only legs thing, lol
@coyotix2 жыл бұрын
@@faithg5250 lmao
@laurazfreakz2 жыл бұрын
No Cuz I watch this video at 4 am and it gave me bleeding ears (just joking) Cuz I was watching it, on headphones. More than half volume up
@imfromislandsuperwolf83692 жыл бұрын
I hate screaming when its like 7 kids but jaiden alone is like 200 Kids screaming!!!!
@retrozzfuzionzz86772 жыл бұрын
I was drifting to sleep and this almost made me put a dent in my desk
@aaronjimenez78252 жыл бұрын
Jaiden slapping her opponents with her vivosaurs is the funniest way to animate those fights and I adore it.
@AngelicGuardian36905 Жыл бұрын
She also used her Turtwig as a weapon in her platinum nuzlocke lol
@Ledragonboi27 Жыл бұрын
I can promote the First thing With the Spinax(The first Vivosaur she uses) Is indeed Accurate in how its Used. You Just. HIT them
@Jdmcworldplus13 Жыл бұрын
I wish she did actually show the fights, but I still love it when she slaps her opponents with her vivosaurs
@Grandbee7182 Жыл бұрын
😂
@TacoAnimates-zj1yz Жыл бұрын
“Press the A button rapidly to shake your hips!” Has got to be the best line in all of gaming😂
@dylamic__shorts10 ай бұрын
Her hips won’t lining
@ShadowSkyX8 ай бұрын
Press A to pound!
@Boiwedead5 ай бұрын
When she said roll the credits, the last thing I saw was “baby nut” in the credits.
@kirstenkime85354 ай бұрын
Touch the bidoof.
@armoredghost9182 жыл бұрын
If anyone is curious, if you take Rosie, instead of Duna, to fight Gunash she loses all of her memories. Jaiden also left out the part where Rosie is devolved by the dinorians into a rat/possum/ like creature. Another part left out by kaisen was that dr.diggins was sent back in time to the era of the dinosaurs and survived long enough to not get eaten. Then he became fossilized and you revive him in the present. You also fights ghost pirates at the bottom of the sea.
@paperboathat Жыл бұрын
Fun fact, that creature she gets transformed into is one of the earliest known mammals
@Echiewel Жыл бұрын
Also left out of the video: any actual gameplay footage of the fossil fights. I thought that was kind of funny, the difference in what the first thing would be a completely new player would want to see about the game and what someone who finished it thinks is actually worth showing.
@urielgonzalez288211 ай бұрын
@@paperboathatSo You mean a synapsid or a Early mammal like i don't know repenomamus?
@Animefanaticcc11 ай бұрын
This game sounds like a fever dream… and I kinda wanna try it 😂
@chordsofsteel-i4j9 ай бұрын
What the hell this game is awesome
@lovebomb68094 жыл бұрын
Hip Shaking is the most underrated game mechanic.
@crunchyspoons4 жыл бұрын
Honestly though
@nixtnoir4 жыл бұрын
Just one word. T W E R K I N G
@the_book2 жыл бұрын
@@nixtnoir no twerking
@cludii47492 жыл бұрын
Eh- but gotta say those hips are gonna fall of-
@thecrayoncrew88602 жыл бұрын
@@nixtnoir no, *h i p s h a k i n g*
@shiro66204 жыл бұрын
Other games: "Singleplayer" Fossil Fighters: *P L A Y A L O N E*
@cybu83834 жыл бұрын
feels rem man
@ryanjasper20944 жыл бұрын
*langh*
@shoriyuken94834 жыл бұрын
11 year old me was so triggered
@Sith_Lord694 жыл бұрын
Forever alone
@tsutomumybeloved74114 жыл бұрын
Senpai Bunz, aye, at least they ain’t sugarcoating it 😅😂
@Superalamir5 ай бұрын
"I can't have a dinosaur with just legs? Just watch me! Let me revive them LEGS! THEY'LL KICK YOUR AS-"
@MemesToa3 ай бұрын
Bet she’d get a kick out of Frontier for that little nugget.
@Yeahitsjin4 жыл бұрын
"If you shake your hips hard enough for Duna, she should be revived." Me: haha, thats a pretty funny jo- Game: *Rapidly press A to Shake Hips* Me: im sorry *WHAT*
@Choro31604 жыл бұрын
Trauma
@santiagoleon60234 жыл бұрын
Hi white diamond
@lewis27054 жыл бұрын
Santiago Leon lol
@marsbarr41444 жыл бұрын
Lol
@darksaiyan20064 жыл бұрын
The hips don't lie!
@dracowen13324 жыл бұрын
Game: blow into the microphone to remove dust Jaiden: *loud demonic screaming*
@BeastRoverOfficial4 жыл бұрын
RIP Headphone users. I would know, because I am one...
@youngstatic5204 жыл бұрын
I....was.....a.....headphone user😲😲😲
@zekeiiidelafuente30794 жыл бұрын
2:34
@nikkichan95094 жыл бұрын
The mic mad made it much worse
@arios94404 жыл бұрын
such an introvert
@Guest-sl6cw4 жыл бұрын
"Welcome to Fossil Fighters!" "We have a hotel, fossils, and friendly people, like little Rosie over here! We also have . . ." *"DIGA DIGA DOOOOOOOOOO"* "Oh no . . . not this again." _Violent shaking of hips by man in crazy mask_ _Lightning destroys little Rosie_ "Uhhhh . . . just ignore him, happens all the time."
@alvint33294 жыл бұрын
Thats Like When An American Enters A Tribe In An Isolated Land Lmao
@Choro31604 жыл бұрын
Tru
@mr.matexx49724 жыл бұрын
Where the hell do pepole find thid stuff
@mr.matexx49724 жыл бұрын
Where the hell do pepole find this stuff
@ilikeminecraftepic38497 ай бұрын
3:34 that "HEY!" came from the soul
@BennytheSpinda2 жыл бұрын
Bummed out no one is talking about that time Rosie got turned into a rat. Quality game. I'm happy to see Jaiden shedding some light on that gem.
@petelee24772 жыл бұрын
That was hilarious lol. Still haven't gotten everything to rank 12
@marcusjohnson86492 жыл бұрын
I have this vague memory of my cousin giving me his copy of fossil fighters and I LOVED it as a kid. I replayed it 12 years later during the pandemic and loved it so much I 100%’d it in 2 months. Its really a great game. And not in the game of the year sense. Its what a “game” should be
@hawkfeather68022 жыл бұрын
That was funny! I love Rosie in the credits when she gets stuck saying 'diga' again and turns back into a rat.
@Bjarcarese Жыл бұрын
Excuse me WHAT
@wadesharp1086 Жыл бұрын
@@hawkfeather6802 those villagers always made me laugh
@i-cdoor424 жыл бұрын
Duna: i hate humans, they are so dumb. Jaiden: Kicks her butt. Duna: humans are so kind.
@Cheetahgirl_Studios4 жыл бұрын
I guess Duna’s a masochist...
@vasellos4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@渡辺セバズ-f5x4 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@pofflet4 жыл бұрын
heh
@nunga98034 жыл бұрын
Holy Sheet man, Jaiden Liked your Comment! Wow!
@WillowTheLacera4 жыл бұрын
Jaiden: "If I shake my hips hard enough for Duna, she should be revived" Me: Funny joke Jai- Game: ***Press the A Button rapidly to shake your hips!*** Me: Sonofa-
@bedbuge_4 жыл бұрын
milk *Super Bowl halftime show flashbacks*
@howyoudoin4284 жыл бұрын
Literally meeee I didn’t think it was exactly what she meant but then..
@rwncrower10494 жыл бұрын
WillowTheWolph it’s NANI
@ittybittyboy Жыл бұрын
the whole "getting stuck in the beginning" of games as a child seems to be widely experienced
@andistansbury43666 ай бұрын
As someone who's still stuck in the Team Skull Mansion in Pokemon Moon, yes.
@LaplacesAngel6124 ай бұрын
@@andistansbury4366how
@bluewater40074 жыл бұрын
Duna: *gets turned to stone* Jaiden: Nooo! It should've been Rosie!! Peak comedy
@tornado10784 жыл бұрын
Ik I died laughing from that!
@pepsififa32054 жыл бұрын
I swear I thought that as soon as she said it
@Afcly4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Fossil Fighters has an anti piracy script in its code, the game would become extremely difficult or plain unfair AND if you died the game would freeze on a black screen then it would crash. IDK I thought it was a cool fact.
@pacorodriguez90274 жыл бұрын
Kinda
@psymoniacyt9374 жыл бұрын
@@pacorodriguez9027 Fire ass fact actually
@its_clover24 жыл бұрын
Interesting...
@Robussyslay1734 жыл бұрын
Why would u know that?
@WellPreparedTreeFrog4 жыл бұрын
Ya Average Roblox Player i dunno, how do people know what dinosaurs look like?
@ursameansbear4 жыл бұрын
Fossil fighter: hips don't lie *Infact, they bring stone people back to life*
@taclear34584 жыл бұрын
AWAKEN MY MASTERS
@TySama04 жыл бұрын
If only the people in Dark Souls knew that.
@KingsBard4 жыл бұрын
@@taclear3458 AYAYAYA!
@ash_moon30744 жыл бұрын
Why didn’t Link just do that in Phantom Hourglass?!
@user-lm3ve3cf9g4 жыл бұрын
y e s
@sarad2487 Жыл бұрын
Manual of how to revive a person 1. Shake your hips 2. Idk they're alive now i guess
@Fuer642 жыл бұрын
I love the plot point of "I HATE HUMANS" *interacts with like one good human* "Nevermind all 7 billion of 'em are good now"
@acebalistic1358 Жыл бұрын
@markdisalvi1487 when the game was made it was 7 billion
@gengarzilla1685 Жыл бұрын
One good example of humanity can throw a real wrench into someone's _All_ Humans Are Bastards mindset, because who's to say they're the only example? Just that mere possibility sends cracks through any misanthropic plan to purge humanity.
@Starlight_Lake Жыл бұрын
@@acebalistic1358 He knows ,8.5 Billion now
@Starlight_Lake Жыл бұрын
@Fuer you forgot this Raptor: “ I WILL CONTINUE THE KINGS PLAN”
@Longtail626 Жыл бұрын
Isn’t that just Isaac from castlevania
@cartkart13 жыл бұрын
I love how quickly the game goes from campy dinosaur stupid-ness to aliens and worldwide extinction
@dustyrose1922 жыл бұрын
sounds like dinosuar king
@mooseygoosey97202 жыл бұрын
I actually got the second installment in this series and it's awesome
@a_happy_little_flower2 жыл бұрын
To hip shaking
@SleepingDeeply2 жыл бұрын
Dont forget the second game. ALL HAIL ZONGAZONGA!!
@cartkart12 жыл бұрын
@@mooseygoosey9720 lucky! That game is pricey, I’ve been searching for it for actual years! Hopefully I can get it soon.
@unknown_user8642 жыл бұрын
If anyone is curious these are the "credits" Publisher ... Nintendo Developer ... Red Entertainment Developer ... M2 Developer ... Artdink Facts ... could be wrong Film Name ... Fossil Fighters Production Set Assistant ... Ove Sprogøe Editors ... the actual SpongeBob Squarepants Music Composer ... Minecraft noteblocks Casting Director ... someone Jaiden ... Jaiden Rosie ... pink girl BB Bandits ... angsty middle schoolers Duna ... is cool dog ... there weren't any Spinax ... MVP Dynal ... in space Raptin ... salty dog ... actually there was one Animators ... the JaidenAnimations team Digadigamid ... Doug Dimmadome Costume Designer ... squares Writers ... Albert Einstein Thumbnail ... me Mark ... Zuckerberg Dwayne ... The Rock Johnson Martin Luther King ... Jr Abra ... ham Lincoln Water ... on the ground 11:56pm ... is the time Who is ... Barack Obama Director ... ur mom Line Smoother ... Adobe Animate Sound ... your ears Ari ... is looking at me rn The internet ... some guy Credits ... me running out of ideas Hamster owner ... Denny Cartoon Master ... Atrox Jay ... likes warrior cats lma0 Made the line smoother joke ... Devon Is Scandinavian ... Shooch Has an uncomfortable toad profile pic in Discord ... David XXD ... ThePivots 3D Chair designer ... Duckdee Actual Sound Design ... Noodle Gross ... Spaghetti O's BB Bandits ... Team Rocket Bada Bing Badda Boom ... Jolly Thought Seinfeld was Danny Phantom ... Morgan Pokemon Plush obsession ... Raymond Tired ... me What I've had for lunch everyday for the past two years ... sandwich Snom ... Snom Gaylord ... RoomieOfficial Foot mitton ... Socks On my desk ... bird poop Associate Producers ... who tf knows at this point Emails .. Jax Sucks at cup pong ... also Jax My soul ... gone hi ... uwu Dead ... George Washington Regretting this ... not sure yet The viewer ... you Blaziken ... is the best A seceret ... tofu God I'm running dry on ... ideas The worst social media ... twitter The best way to waste your time ... twitter I've had to manually limit myself to one hour on ... twitter Gmail ... Google Google ... our lord and savior onion rings Workers of the Bourgeoisle ... birds In pain ... my shoulders That's all I could read There's like four or so more but I'm not gonna do it
@Stanthecrewonevity2 жыл бұрын
Here are the other ones the best anime ... Haikyuu Underappreciated ... Chickpeas Most punable object ... The Mr. Peanut baby nut I hate ... The Mr. Peanut baby nut Assistant set director ... Susan Wojcicki
@tracyvalentine53402 жыл бұрын
@@Stanthecrewonevity thanks
@failedlabexperimentnumber77102 жыл бұрын
Did you just tak the time to write the credits of the video out into a comment just so people didn't have to read fast. How does this not have more likes.
@EKimatH2 жыл бұрын
Here you dropped this👑
@luigidreemurr60342 жыл бұрын
Legit thank you @Sara_Dean
@amandareeves51015 ай бұрын
2:34 DUDE. That scream literally made me jump. I had no idea the "scientific experiment" would be just screaming at a million decibels into the console. Wow lol.
@the863724 жыл бұрын
Jaiden: "I found a forgotten video game masterpiece" Me: How did you resist saying "I dug up a video game relic"?
@gameboygarchomp21654 жыл бұрын
Pun intended
@abandonedchannel729294 жыл бұрын
Ba dun tss
@lunch72134 жыл бұрын
How dare you. This game is only 12 years old
@E4439Qv54 жыл бұрын
@@christinali3614 no, this is Patrick.
@isdrakon98024 жыл бұрын
@@lunch7213 I'm 20 and played this game, it's fairly ancient
@poopiehed95004 жыл бұрын
“If you shake your hips enough, Duna will be resurrected!” **Shakes hips** _Duna comes back to life_ Well I guess my hips don’t lie.
@maxyagmur69134 жыл бұрын
Poopie Hed this made me laugh for a whole minute
@Louk_004 жыл бұрын
Aw crap I just commented this
@chaihill18374 жыл бұрын
I just got that song back in my head so yeah that happened. Thanks a bunch
@arissyazwanaman32114 жыл бұрын
@@maxyagmur6913 nah i laughed for 10 minutes
@user-gl6sj2my7y4 жыл бұрын
Como se llama SI bonita
@anote8564 жыл бұрын
They are letting a child go through a volcano Pokemon ruby: *HMMM*
@cinderleaves39494 жыл бұрын
Joven Salva This game sounds like a Dinosaur-Pokémon Crossover.
@bluephoenix34574 жыл бұрын
me:blazakin I chose you!
@verifiedbatman4 жыл бұрын
Me : So, they didn't copyright the storyline. Did they?
"You only need a dinosaurus head fossil to revive them" Jaiden: WHY CANT I REVIVE THEM LEGS THELL KICK YOUR A-- Is the most iconic Jaiden moment
@creeper34lol194 жыл бұрын
2:34 Pfft, why blow into the microphone, when you can... destroy everyone's ears
@minecrafthorse21854 жыл бұрын
I hAd HeAd pHones oN
@gaapz_22684 жыл бұрын
Yup
@vexlyen4 жыл бұрын
WORTH IT!!!!!!!
@swoozx33064 жыл бұрын
That was the most out of character thing I've ever seen her do and I fucking loved it
@x-plosive4864 жыл бұрын
I decided to play this part with full volume and headphones... I HAD TO PLAN A FUNERAL FOR MY EARS
@LegopikminStudios3 жыл бұрын
Spoiler warning I guess? "Oh no she's been turned to stone, we can never turn her back!" Isn't this game literally about reviving fossils?
@stephenslevin26813 жыл бұрын
Good point
@Trixsterlol3 жыл бұрын
lol yeah
@owineliu72113 жыл бұрын
Yeah lol
@just.kazuhaa3 жыл бұрын
Tru Dat
@ryeo99073 жыл бұрын
Yep
@sarahrahrahrahrahrah4 жыл бұрын
i love how so many games are just “hey 10 year-old, go save the world/humanity”
@fayah88654 жыл бұрын
"hi kid, uhh the world is being dominated by skeleton fossils, yeha uh go outside beat dinosaurs thrn get a medal to exchange from a person moving, then theres a gril eixh you can hate, now heres a misterious girl *that has the ability to destroy the world, so please start running*"
@georgesabah57474 жыл бұрын
Undertale: OH I UMMM DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT TELL ME WHAT IT IS?
@frogchamp2864 жыл бұрын
Pokemon is actually just that Hey 10 year old you know mewtwo? One of the most powerful pokemon? *Capture it*
@Quixoria4 жыл бұрын
ya_boi_h_innit it is like “See that meowth? CAPTURE IT
@Ell_lovell4 жыл бұрын
Cough* Pokémon
@Koreysartandfilms043 ай бұрын
I cannot tell you the amount of hours I’ve spent playing Fossil Fighters. The patience it takes to get rank 12 for all vivosaurs is insane. I’ve been trying to get rank 12 for all my vivosaurs for a long time now. I’m so glad someone as popular as Jaiden made a video about one of my biggest childhood games. I’ll let yal know the day when I finally get rank 12 for all my vivosaurs.
@sally-annehunt88204 жыл бұрын
If my friends dont violently hip shake at my funeral what even is the point.
@nyeommyeom4 жыл бұрын
**Hip shaking intensifies**
@kingmax34734 жыл бұрын
If u friend dont do a Shakira is she/he a real friend ?
@annabelleadversario914 жыл бұрын
XD Same
@clarajaimes52094 жыл бұрын
G
@txaggyraf4 жыл бұрын
ok **hip shake so intense my torso snaps off my hip** *oh shIt*
@courtdidathing36504 жыл бұрын
We have the: - Hotel - The Fossil Stadium - The Fountain - *BETH*
@glitchbug9294 жыл бұрын
*THE HOLY B E T H*
@angelamae79064 жыл бұрын
*BETH*
@sokhompech48794 жыл бұрын
*BETH, B E T H*
@anarotar2114 жыл бұрын
*B E T H*
@annoyinggaster4 жыл бұрын
*All hail B E T H*
@meeelatonin77604 жыл бұрын
Some of the most famous locations on Earth: 1. *Beth.*
@camen-doddles76124 жыл бұрын
Imagine this is on the news There is a new place on planet Earth it's called bEtH
@unotheworm29954 жыл бұрын
2. BETH 3.BETH
@orphanjaccount4 жыл бұрын
Rick and Morty intensifies
@JonathanRobertAlexander4 жыл бұрын
🎶 _Just a few more hours_ _And I'll be right home to you_ _I think I hear them calling_ _Oh, Beth, what can I do? Beth, what can I do?_ 🎶
@meeelatonin77604 жыл бұрын
@Brlph ddu are you okay What did Beth do
@ricklewis35011 ай бұрын
fun fact, which vivosaur u choose as your favorite at the beginning determines both your outfit colors, and what fossil part u can dig up with heads.
@McMudbun4 жыл бұрын
I heard Fossil Fighters and thought “yeah I think I played that but idk” and then the fossil cleaning part came and I flashbacked hard
@Jayden98254 жыл бұрын
OMG SAME
@Jayden98254 жыл бұрын
omg same
@davidtitanium224 жыл бұрын
The fossil cleaning is what made the game unique (and the longest grind)
@mbccgliczsdnm76274 жыл бұрын
Everyone: “Do another Pokémon Nuzlocke!” Jaiden: Fossil Fighter
@angsilaw4 жыл бұрын
beetawix Hi FossilLocke
@tom.c32554 жыл бұрын
beetawix Hi yeet
@Kayclau4 жыл бұрын
Close enough.
@Dino-er8tp4 жыл бұрын
@@angsilaw people have dine that actually! Its quite difficult though, as the battle system really prioritizes having 3 vivos at once, and the limited areas compared to routes makes it very difficult
@TheGyldenaut4 жыл бұрын
beetawix Hi Fossil Fighters > Pokémon
@fujiii99704 жыл бұрын
Jaiden: scared of loud toilets Also Jaiden: *U N H O L Y S C R E E C H*
@clarajaimes52094 жыл бұрын
Yee
@retxkes6004 жыл бұрын
Dam dad I never knew you were into gatcha life
@sealessseadog27354 жыл бұрын
Logic 999
@txaggyraf4 жыл бұрын
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
@txaggyraf4 жыл бұрын
2:30
@squishybrick3 ай бұрын
"When I saw you could blow into the microphone, I knew I had to conduct a quick test-" I reached for that volume knob like my life depended on it.. My instincts did not fail me this day.
@musa_adeel4 жыл бұрын
“And you can blow into the mic to remove dust” Jaiden: *releases demonic screams from the fiery pits of hell*
@YvetteAguilarx4 жыл бұрын
Musa Adeel I got scared I was not expecting that lol
@coskunkoludonmez49484 жыл бұрын
*high pitched demonic screeming*
@JODRecaps4 жыл бұрын
hello musa. btw hot girls
@keroessa30794 жыл бұрын
I thought it would have been Ari XD
@cutetwirll4 жыл бұрын
Only og’s remember...
@ghostbeef4204 жыл бұрын
Jaiden a few years ago: hi I don't really like talking... Jaiden now: **sCeeTcHes iNtO miC** AAAAAAAAAAAHH
@jkstcibg4 жыл бұрын
Strawberry Pocky Cosplay oh god my ears XD and yes that’s amazing lol
@RobbieStacks904 жыл бұрын
The most underrated game ever is either Tetris or Metroid. You guys just go with what people say is popular. FPS games are awful.
@Goomfulus4 жыл бұрын
@@RobbieStacks90 wrong thread
@numbabby11604 жыл бұрын
I was wearing headphones and was totally not ready ready for the scream 😂😂😂
@RobbieStacks904 жыл бұрын
@@Goomfulus Watch your mouth.
@c_testtt4 жыл бұрын
Anyone:*does anything” Jaiden:”ah you have picked....DINO SLAP”
@kylereimatanguihan97314 жыл бұрын
Random Guy Dinosaur! Use body slam! Wild dinosaur has fainted
@just_anotherhuman3524 жыл бұрын
´ཀ`
@IDK-oh3kb Жыл бұрын
I love how in the credits there are so many things that are just funny, but then here is an actual secret we didn't know about at the time, and that was Tofu. I think that's a very cool Easter egg
@rainbowzebra7004 жыл бұрын
No one: This game: Shake their hips to bring someone who's been turned to stone back to life.
@dinodare16054 жыл бұрын
In the other ending you shake your hips to restore the memories of someone who has lost it.
@grace.sun94 жыл бұрын
Dino Dare :O
@Sdwah4 жыл бұрын
That's what the pokemon should have done when ash turned to stone
@demoncowowo55434 жыл бұрын
Jaidens hips don’t lie .-.
@ChildWatcher4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@lackofcreativity48294 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: there’s actually two more fossil fighters games called fossil fighters champions and fossil fighters frontier
@fancymudkipz96134 жыл бұрын
We don’t talk about frontier
@corriganhammond46414 жыл бұрын
I’ve heard Frontier sucks but I only played Champions and absolutely frikin loved it
@lackofcreativity48294 жыл бұрын
Corrigan Hammond it’s definitely the worst of the three
@Druid-T4 жыл бұрын
Frontier Is the Banjo-Kazooie Nuts&Bolts of the franchise. And that's not hyperbole either, they share the same problem. Frontier throws out the zones combat system of both the original and Champions, and replace it with vehicle customization
@wildstar49964 жыл бұрын
We don’t talk about frontier, only champions and this one. In my opinion champions is the best one of the trilogy
@Justee79834 жыл бұрын
Screen: Blow to clear dust Jaiden: *DEMONIC SCREECHING*
@ravenswing8104 жыл бұрын
Insert the *high pitched demonic screeching* meme.
@April_X24 жыл бұрын
AAaAaAA AaAAAaaHHhHh
@thelostangel10204 жыл бұрын
legit was not paying attention when that came on cause i was talking to someone on discord.
@trinity_frost4 жыл бұрын
It was the toilet
@Omori_Dio Жыл бұрын
Fire sets ground ablaze, with ground no air, air moves water, water stops fire.
@petelee24772 жыл бұрын
9:23 what I love about this moment is duna just finished talking about how the dinorians have been trying to figure out how to destroy gunash for millions of years and Dr. Diggins manages to come up with a plan in a matter of minutes. Dr. Diggins was able to figure out it had 3 brains in a couple of minutes but the brightest dinorian minds could not figure it out with centuries of research.
@invisibleghost38202 жыл бұрын
And _humans_ were the evolutionary mistake.
@nuhuh24142 жыл бұрын
he was just *built different* ig 💪🏻
@chubbzfordubbz59473 жыл бұрын
Why is nobody talking about how in the “credits” at the hip shaking part, it said “Secret… Tofu” as in her secret (at the time) bird Tofu. She told us about Tofu before she even told us 🤯
@popstel22863 жыл бұрын
Here's the time stamp: 11:07
@sarajeanne6373 жыл бұрын
Who’s Tofu?
@paniccake12193 жыл бұрын
She also said that HQ is the best anime which…yes.
@steelhert43633 жыл бұрын
"Oh yeah, it's all coming together."
@nazhif13 жыл бұрын
@Ane Tow'ha Turagava tofu is a conure
@passer_hi3 жыл бұрын
“This fossil has dust all over it” *Bloodcurdling scream* “Are you okay?!” “Yeah! Just playing a game!”
@thanhngo73403 жыл бұрын
Thinks about dusttale
@Archangel.Azrael3 жыл бұрын
My ears
@braydenn.g3 жыл бұрын
This is why i cant play games anymore
@damadmaster453 жыл бұрын
I put my volume up to max and was wearing headphones when I watched that part... I really regret that.
@awanderer30473 жыл бұрын
why did i do that
@Narratorthewannabe2 ай бұрын
This was released four years ago and yet I still come back here nearly monthly. This was my comfort video for years and I forgot about it and just found it again. Such nostalgia 💜💜
@ElDanteDelAnte4 жыл бұрын
"Let me tell you about the time I brought a girl back to life with my hips." --Jaiden, definitely
@DreamerFromTheDepths4 жыл бұрын
She must be practicing the art of seduction from Palpatine.
@antousia-chess24 жыл бұрын
OOF
@vox51744 жыл бұрын
Duna: *turns into stone.* Logic: I can he- Dr. Digdigamid: *SHAKE YOUR HIPS.*
@crimsonscorner44324 жыл бұрын
*SHAKE SHAKE SEÑORA*
@Choro31604 жыл бұрын
*S h a k e*
@swordyboiii2604 жыл бұрын
@@Choro3160 oh no ur here noooooooooo
@lvbboi94 жыл бұрын
@@swordyboiii260 What?
@MiguelitosArt4 жыл бұрын
I guess hips really dont lie.
@franciscomedina16784 жыл бұрын
Jaiden: move your hips to revive her Shakira: now this looks like a job for me
@Choro31604 жыл бұрын
Shakira's hips have their own consciousness
@jillianearley27794 жыл бұрын
Shakira: Now this looks like a job for me
@your_mental_health9993 жыл бұрын
Shakira: best hip wiggler ever
@ttxlovely86293 жыл бұрын
shakira's hips have never lied to me
@annaabernathy33703 жыл бұрын
No Now this looks like a game for me
@BlueBird-qk2qx6 ай бұрын
The dinosaur legs and the scammers literally made me laugh so hard I cried
@confusedpikachu38434 жыл бұрын
Normal people: Sifting the dust away Other people: blowing the dust away Jaiden: Screaming at dust so it runs away Everyone: completely deaf...
@RetroDiaryDream4 жыл бұрын
I was *SHOOK* when she screamed lmao
@rebecamontero6514 жыл бұрын
Ï̤k̤̈r̤̈
@LatteExists14 жыл бұрын
J.T. Warren just earned a sub
@confusedpikachu38434 жыл бұрын
I Just wanted to thank y’all for all the likes this is my 2nd most liked comment of all time so thank you so much!
@sleepyote3 жыл бұрын
Duna: *almost commits armed robbery against the MC and attempts to wipe out the entire human species* Jaiden: 😍
She protecc She attacc But most importantly, She shake those hips to bring Duna bacc :)
@faizalf1194 жыл бұрын
At least it's not twerking
@cartoonmaster24014 жыл бұрын
@@faizalf119 That's true... That's very, VERY true.
@confusedpikachu38434 жыл бұрын
Congratulations on all the likes
@DR.DEMENTED4 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah jaiden shake that ass
@gabbiez_58454 жыл бұрын
AND MY HIPS DON'T LIE
@lilmanjoshplayz74787 ай бұрын
Y'all, I played this game recently, and it is legitimately one of the best games I've played. The music slaps, the story is ridiculous and still fun, the writing is hilarious, and the actual gameplay has surprisingly deep strategy. Even the grinding wasn't really annoying at all in my opinion, I don't have any big issues with this game as a whole. Y'all have to try it out sometime.
@Cathirae4 ай бұрын
@@lilmanjoshplayz7478 idk if you'll see this but I've got a question: do u know if you can play the game on a 2DS? jaiden just said ds in the vid so I'm not entirely sure if it'll work and I've only got a 2DS cus I got it when I was young, but I'd like to try the game! it seems honestly rlly fun lol
@Pikachu-vr6tt4 жыл бұрын
Following the trend of the people whos names are puns of their character, guhnash's favorite dessert is chocolate ganache
@PearoIGuess4 жыл бұрын
Pizzamations Object Show heh
@goose44904 жыл бұрын
.w.
@gyworm32584 жыл бұрын
My fav dessert is corpses of the ice cubes ice cream
@Pikachu-vr6tt4 жыл бұрын
@@gyworm3258 ;-;
@borisdawelf45004 жыл бұрын
+laughing+ *P u n s*
@Vic_Coco4 жыл бұрын
Jaiden’s Roommate: WHY IS THERE WATER ON THE FLOOR?! Jaiden: Air won the battle
@jermfun52014 жыл бұрын
Victoria L lol
@jnuy7644 жыл бұрын
XD 🤣
@rebecamontero6514 жыл бұрын
ƖơƖ
@rightburst69344 жыл бұрын
She lives in here own house
@apalma97514 жыл бұрын
Just.stop.
@904funny4 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: The most difficult part of this game to develop was the fossil cleanings
@E4439Qv54 жыл бұрын
Correct. Color me impressed that someone else remembers that.
@andrewstephenson58254 жыл бұрын
Also the hardest to play, and definitely the reason I never got far in the game. I think it was just because I was young and bad at games though
@twisterdemail76444 жыл бұрын
Dude with a red skull
@badateverything29314 жыл бұрын
Why was it the most difficult?
@E4439Qv54 жыл бұрын
@@badateverything2931 90 second timer, requires actual hand-eye coordination to do. Takes practice to be consistently good at it.
@remwastaken11 ай бұрын
i was using this as background noise while reading something, it's 2 am, and the moment you screamed i JUMPED
@isaacreeves87904 жыл бұрын
Marvel : “Infinity war is the most ambitious crossover ever” Jaiden : “Huge thanks to Chuggaconroy”
@djdeadbeat43804 жыл бұрын
Hopefully this gives him some more exposure. One of the earliest and best Let’s Players for sure
@NatePain7114 жыл бұрын
DJ Deadbeat absolutely!
@spencerwhite34004 жыл бұрын
@@djdeadbeat4380 I'm always amazed with how in depth his tutorials are... He's mentioning Easter eggs in the Japanese version of a 15 year old game.
@lisatrappedmeinygsbasement8484 жыл бұрын
Isnt endgame supposed to be the biggest crossover! 😐
@ricardohoang84524 жыл бұрын
@Trainer Justinn Thanos: I give up girl! Can you take these stones?
@unknownspectator59254 жыл бұрын
“GIMMIE THE IDOL” “NO” “GIMMIE THE IDOL” “NO, wait your a dinosaur now? “Wait we’re fighting now?” Procedes to smash them with dinosaurs
@vixouu79254 жыл бұрын
eric auman *WAIT WERE FIGHTING?!*
@nedalnapier85254 жыл бұрын
SLAMES MOSASORES AT DUNA AND TWO ORHER RABDOM DINOS
@loukarodrigues4 жыл бұрын
Nedal Napier dinomatons, and that was krona,
@shaggylomi4 жыл бұрын
Watch my music video ❤️
@Roses-1014 жыл бұрын
Shaggy Lomi no
@Pikachu-vr6tt4 жыл бұрын
Game: Blow into the mic Jaiden: Screams Jaiden: Yup, screaming works just as well Jaiden: Blows the water out of the bowl Jaiden later: Screaming at water in a bowl off camera
@astra37664 жыл бұрын
2:30
@demonfoxfilms35704 жыл бұрын
XD
@mrgamer-sm2kj4 жыл бұрын
U know dad well not work
@existing0004 жыл бұрын
Astra Correction 3:35
@astra37664 жыл бұрын
Aimee's Birb Correction 2:35
@darkfred19817 ай бұрын
2:35 THIS MADE ME LAUGHT SOOO MUCH BRO
@PrestonK_Productions4 жыл бұрын
Jaiden: I'm about to restart this game's whole career.
@sleepyclowns4 жыл бұрын
This is the best👏 take 👏 on this meme
@maryvollmer17734 жыл бұрын
Number 15: Beth, everyone thinks that she is just a normal person, but actually it is the most famous location on earth.
@TheFourMcStuges4 жыл бұрын
"all the important buildings on the map!" "we've got the hotel, fossil stadium.. fountain.. *beth* "
@Infinite_Archive4 жыл бұрын
The Almighty *B E T H*
@PrinsaVossum4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Beth sucks.
@dinodare16054 жыл бұрын
I had a major crush on Beth as a small child.
@sh0tgunsh1pping4 жыл бұрын
*_b o n t h_*
@aimeeboyde18194 жыл бұрын
Ah,yes,the godly B E T H
@garlic17103 жыл бұрын
Nobody: The game: *Press the A button to rapidly shake your hips*
@moonbox09293 жыл бұрын
Well, she said it was a “Forgotten masterpiece”
@sineadryan13483 жыл бұрын
*press a to pay the hip shakes*
@cock61243 жыл бұрын
It works better if ur thicc
@IshowSongNames3 жыл бұрын
@@cock6124 yea lol
@user-tp1xd9nf7j3 жыл бұрын
Dotheharlemshake
@7Write4This9Heart72 күн бұрын
When your character got personally offended and wanted to beat the doc up with just the dino's LEGS and needed to be held back, never mind when you SCREAMED into the mic, I was CACKLING! So good! SO many great laughs! Love it! X'D
@thuath.38524 жыл бұрын
Everyone: We must save the Earth from Gunnash Jaiden: Gunnash sounds terrifying Gunnash: *A gaint floating ice cream with teeth*
@lorik20054 жыл бұрын
i’m sorry, is a giant floating ice cream with teeth NOT terrifying?
@Exman33x90014 жыл бұрын
It really was horrifying
@thuath.38524 жыл бұрын
@@lorik2005 Well, depending on the flavor
@Grim_Sister4 жыл бұрын
I read that as Gullash
@yuyaricachimuel5554 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@rib_rob_personal4 жыл бұрын
I legit really enjoyed Fossil Fighters. It was honestly a decent Pokémon knock off that did it’s own thing moderately successfully. Glad you enjoyed it too. Hope y’all have a great weekend!
@liljanyronen45944 жыл бұрын
Zion Thomas good news it has more than a hundred likes
@RyanIcey3 жыл бұрын
Jaiden: "You have to shake your hips to revive her." Me: "Okay, that's obviously a lie, what do you actually do, I wonder?" Gameplay clip: "Shake yo hips!" This... is a game.
@kenm.a.d.71962 жыл бұрын
The BEST game :)
@kratangg-arang Жыл бұрын
This was my first ds game, and rewatching this video over the years has always made me happy despite what else may be going on. It was such a fun game and a joy to see Jaiden cover it.
@atlas48224 жыл бұрын
Jaiden: “I’m gonna give it my all and-“ -record scratch- Jaiden: -sees character’s appearance- Jaiden: “IS _THAT_ WHAT I LOOK LIKE-“
@xtr3me6634 жыл бұрын
The distorted music when she said "OMG ITS RIHANNA" made me lose it
@audreyzegers3404 жыл бұрын
Same
@jays_kindafruity4 жыл бұрын
4:27 is when it starts-
@ElitheSnowFox4 жыл бұрын
@@jays_kindafruity thank you
@eclipse91833 жыл бұрын
Sameee
@graceisabelleleong98573 жыл бұрын
@Dog-Ears with Dylan GoD maKe ME bAd And i'M PrEfeCTlY GoOd aT iT
@Radom_lobbyhoe24 күн бұрын
Dude, i nearly died of a heart attack when jaiden screamed (2:35), my headphones were qay to loud and i was half asleep, my poor ears and heart 😂
@connerwithalisp84394 жыл бұрын
James: Jaiden, I heard you have a new favorite Pokémon- Jaiden: FOSSIL FIGHTER
@irlbocchi4 жыл бұрын
no replies? fixed
@connerwithalisp84394 жыл бұрын
What the actual fudge, how did I get these many likes already
@MrManini4 жыл бұрын
Pokémon: *Press A to smash* Fossil Hunter: *PRESS A TO SHAKE HIPS*
@darkvirus1134 жыл бұрын
2:36
@TheEmilyFravel4 жыл бұрын
Kevin Torregrosa hmmm
@Kapin054 жыл бұрын
Minecraft Story Mode: Press Q to do literally everything
@RJZII4 жыл бұрын
All games: Press the to do something.
@michellesearcy79194 жыл бұрын
@@darkvirus113 2:34 actually
@shaneroberts52624 жыл бұрын
Jaiden: "Air, Earth, Fire, and Ground" Me: "Sounds repetitive but okay" Jaiden: "So anyway water-" Me: "?????"
@jackmiles6554 жыл бұрын
Shane Roberts oh yeah!!! Nice one!!!
@TelikiMouse4 жыл бұрын
Actually its fire water, air, earth, and Neutral
@benedicto_42064 жыл бұрын
What?
@jaidenanimations4 жыл бұрын
Yeahhhh messed up the lines lol
@ahhhhhhhhhhh26154 жыл бұрын
@@jaidenanimations lol
@DragonHeartHisMajestyX5 ай бұрын
The freaking double whammy with the “Let me revive them legs! They’ll kick your a--“ and the demonic screeching shortly afterwards just went and took me out laughing my ass off. 😂
@matthewg93564 жыл бұрын
My doctor just prescribed me with *”Shake yo hips”* medication. I have high hopes for my medical condition improving now
@Zoe-ry2wk4 жыл бұрын
My eardrums: *exist* Jaiden: *screams into the microphone*
@spellblaze38544 жыл бұрын
Zoe Lakritz i died
@ferlikestatertots4 жыл бұрын
Zoe Lakritz 2:35
@Choro31604 жыл бұрын
aaa-AAAAAAAAAAAAAÁH
@DarkKnight-pi9tl4 жыл бұрын
Same bro why :( my ears!!! bro the volume in my headphones were max
@mr.osmosis57134 жыл бұрын
What’s an eardrum again? I lost mine a long long time ago.
@justnina54604 жыл бұрын
Jaiden: “After hearing that part I had to run a quick scientific test...” *SCREAMS INTO MICROPHONE* I love modern day science
@Vleaso4 жыл бұрын
IQ 200
@brix.mp4184 жыл бұрын
IQ 200+ me IQ:Shy
@Aladite4 жыл бұрын
I wish I had known that sooner tbh
@dinodare16054 жыл бұрын
The day that I learned that you can get rid of the dust by pressing both triggers was the best.
@AdonileSlushie4 жыл бұрын
Yooooooooooo hop on my animation channel. Yes? No?
@hellodolly7989Ай бұрын
This was a blast from the past. I remember the story being absolutely bonkers but being so into it as a kid. I also *loved* the archaeology minigame, I did it so much a messed up my screen protector lol.
@not-so-obvious_autism777 Жыл бұрын
The fact that Beth is literally a _freaking_ *_LOCATION_* I bet she’s forced to just stand there all day, poor her
@elizabethstreit5203 Жыл бұрын
I am. Thank you for appreciating my sacrifice.
@not-so-obvious_autism777 Жыл бұрын
@@elizabethstreit5203 🥹💖
@AutisticGastrodon Жыл бұрын
@@elizabethstreit5203LOL
@blissfu_lee8522 Жыл бұрын
I Beth she is
@avery_is_here905410 ай бұрын
She's probably like nurse joy from pokemon. Secretly a dinorian helping.
@crumchylettuce4 жыл бұрын
“Doctor, I have cancer!” “Don’t worry, if I just shake my hips hard enough, you’ll be cured!” “Wait, wha-“
@justheretocommentforyoutob43874 жыл бұрын
_Thicc thighs, saves lives_
@FireChargeBlox_4 жыл бұрын
Oi eae
@dragonarchive74434 жыл бұрын
@@justheretocommentforyoutob4387 but of course
@swoodjaws4 жыл бұрын
Hip power!
@bye70954 жыл бұрын
Zodi Anims Ohh, I remember that video 😂
@matthewg93564 жыл бұрын
“Yep screaming works just as well” She’s talking about the dust right? Not my personal problems. Right?
@hufflepufflez32934 жыл бұрын
...right.
@wheezer6804 жыл бұрын
Depending on what it is screaming works
@Shrok92834 жыл бұрын
Right 👌ha made you look 😁
@littledevildarling728 Жыл бұрын
Fossil Fighters and Dinosaur King were the beginnings for many of us Neuro spicy dino lovers apparently
@BronzeFacade4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: There's a sequel that was fully translated in the UK but never localized to the US. So if you got an emulator or a UK DS...
@shigushigu7414 жыл бұрын
If your talking about Fossil Fighters Frontier it's been fully localised to the US
@yoshi248004 жыл бұрын
but there are two sequels: fossil fighters champions and fossil fighters frontier
@zay79584 жыл бұрын
There is a fossil fighters 3ds game
@shigushigu7414 жыл бұрын
@@yoshi24800 I'm fairly certain both have been released in the US, but I was asking about Frontier cuz the people I've talked to about them have confused the two
@BronzeFacade4 жыл бұрын
Man this rabbit hole runs way deeper than I realized--
@froggylol59264 жыл бұрын
Moral: Hip Shake if someone you love dies.
@tonk3804 жыл бұрын
Or you what them to die, if there not dead
@profesional.idiot.tonhoaxe4 жыл бұрын
or if you wanna them to be struck by a lightning
@kiaravargas4444 жыл бұрын
Froggylol me at someone’s funeral:
@sirlambchops.4 жыл бұрын
bro they gonna be struck by lightning
@Pikafishy4 жыл бұрын
Other people at someone's funeral: *Crying Noises* Me, as an intellectual, at someone's funeral: *Shakes Hips Intensly*
@templink21534 жыл бұрын
Same
@catonkeyboard96474 жыл бұрын
No, no, their hips don’t lie.
@Kelz174 жыл бұрын
Lol
@5randomyoutubers6204 жыл бұрын
Lol
@allisg33204 жыл бұрын
😂
@Da.spoode17 күн бұрын
4:25 OH MY GOD ITS RIHANNA
@Powdown4 жыл бұрын
If nobody hip shakes on my coffin during my funeral, I’m not coming.
@justsomejerseydevilwithint46064 жыл бұрын
Huh. My funeral was the a holes who banished me dissolving my body in sulfuric acid. F$#@ You, Thrak' Zatarr!
@epiczombieslayer44444 жыл бұрын
Coffin hip dance.
@unusedacc3004 жыл бұрын
I will
@crow.13064 жыл бұрын
*wait thats Illegal*
@Gayjesus774 жыл бұрын
I want a Viking funeral, but into a river, and in a dumpster instead of a boat. So i die as i lived, a dumpster fire.