The intro music alone made this insanely accurate.
@KatBlaque4 жыл бұрын
You should have started with a long drawn out apology about how you haven't posted in a while.
@KatBlaque4 жыл бұрын
lol. NOT THE CHOCOLATE PALETTE.
@KatBlaque4 жыл бұрын
Not casually mentioning you all expenses paid trip to Dubai in the middle of your apology!! lol
@jaimefrenchofficial4 жыл бұрын
I love seeing your thoughts escalate 😂😂
@SparkleOnWithJoyfulJon4 жыл бұрын
Hi Jeemiii. Sorry...lol
@felipedias78573 жыл бұрын
You forgot the “I’m sorry for the noise” and we hear nothing
@stephaniepreston-mullins32623 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@jillreyerma75923 жыл бұрын
God, they HAD to do construction outside right now!
@melbelle_kp3 жыл бұрын
or “oh god it’s a bee! like a huge bee!!” regardless if they were outside or inside
@mrsfahrenheit3 жыл бұрын
So true lol trash😂🙏🏻
@burgerpatty3 жыл бұрын
LMAOOO
@straycat34764 жыл бұрын
Don't forget to act extremely surprised about the highlighter
@kjc47794 жыл бұрын
Omg yeah. Whatsup with that?! Its still going on i think
@tymiller16334 жыл бұрын
@@kjc4779 right lol they’re always like 🤯😳
@straycat34764 жыл бұрын
@@kjc4779 right? It's so annoying. It's a highlighter. It's supposed to highlight?
@Emily-ol2mk4 жыл бұрын
And everything is “so stunning”
@ByCatJ4 жыл бұрын
"Omg??? I applied glitter to my face and it's shiny??"
@mahdireza56953 жыл бұрын
Omg you forgot more stuff: -telling motorcycles to shut up when we can't hear anything -the crusty matte dark purple lips -the promotional codes -telling unfunny jokes -giveaway with 100 steps to enter -closeups of the makeup products with the price and shade number -telling stories that nobody cares about -shoutouts -threatening people to subscribe and turn the notification bell on ~sponsor
@ucjaostrowska29133 жыл бұрын
this is so accurate i cant--
@outofcuriosity32033 жыл бұрын
She included the drink though. "TEEEEENK YOUUU"
@jpd15923 жыл бұрын
@@outofcuriosity3203 I love that part lmao 😂
@KikiMeowKitty3 жыл бұрын
“Threatening people to subscribe and turn on the notification bell on” 😂😂
@Sol-ow6ds3 жыл бұрын
And lily lashes in Miami
@monis64604 жыл бұрын
You didn’t huff the Chocolate palette and complain about wanting to eat it
@stevi35464 жыл бұрын
HUFF😂😂😂😂😂lollll stop
@abigailelizabeth47294 жыл бұрын
Tee hee 🤣
@mayatorres49423 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna be completely honest I still do that
@esmeeteeuw12643 жыл бұрын
@@mayatorres4942 Same 😂
@milkamilic12333 жыл бұрын
Omg i still have that
@JamesWelsh4 жыл бұрын
‘You’re gonna go ahead and go ahead’ 💀😂😭
@hahalol51434 жыл бұрын
James omg one of my fav youtubers watching one of my fav KZbinrs😍I love it.
@jennifermariejoyce4 жыл бұрын
And then go ahead.
@jasmincooper71464 жыл бұрын
Or better yet, then I'm gonna go I with..... and in with and in with
@bluestarzy17674 жыл бұрын
Lol please please tell your brother about this video 😂😂😂
@user-rt8cc3yl7t4 жыл бұрын
Ikr 🤣🤣🤣 and I’m a fan lol
@skatingsarah19964 жыл бұрын
The off screen boyfriend giving her a drink and the “thank you” is the most accurate thing I’ve seen I-
@kaylehorne54424 жыл бұрын
Omg im dying
@goldenglowable4 жыл бұрын
😂
@justsomeonewholiketoreply97374 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of simply nailogical
@shandonlasley9754 жыл бұрын
@@justsomeonewholiketoreply9737 I WAS JUST GONNA SAY 😂😂😂
@nicholesacco70154 жыл бұрын
@@justsomeonewholiketoreply9737 yea but simply nail logical is a BOOTY GURU, so she's different
@purplelamington2793 жыл бұрын
Omfg who remembers the 'kAbUkI bRuSh' that every youtuber had 😂😂😂😂😂
@CeruleanWings3 жыл бұрын
Omfg 😂😭
@Pumpkin0_03 жыл бұрын
And how they all just loved to say its name over and over again and in every single video they uploaded.
@robynvercetti94763 жыл бұрын
No one uses it anymore right?
@storytimeindonesia3 жыл бұрын
I still have mine. 2014 feels like yesterday.
@jpd15923 жыл бұрын
Yesss 😂
@kennuhhhh3 жыл бұрын
forgot the “sorry if i sound stuffy guys, i’ve been sooo sick for the past week”
@kendrajones97083 жыл бұрын
I know right!?!? Why were they always sick? Like, do you need to see a doctor? I was always so confused 🤣
@angeljones23193 жыл бұрын
Drugs..... it was drugs
@bogwitchbrigade3 жыл бұрын
more like i've been ripping billies for thee past week and now i'm filming a video
@VeenaMichelle3 жыл бұрын
I noticed that too. Everyone was always sick lol
@starfish06074 жыл бұрын
The only thing missing was the "without further ado let's get into the video" *points*
@maja__50474 жыл бұрын
Right after the 6 minute talk
@angelaleon40604 жыл бұрын
1:01 was kinda the same thing 😂
@laurelkennedy33444 жыл бұрын
Idk I think that was very 2015-16 ish along with the super saturated backdrops and the string lights and stuff
@starlinguk4 жыл бұрын
Pronounced adue.
@kianamcdonough11474 жыл бұрын
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THOSE CRINGY SAYINGS IN THE INTRO
@NA-kf7dj4 жыл бұрын
She forgot the "u want your brows to look like sisters not twins"😂😂
@maeve47474 жыл бұрын
"mine aren't even cousins hahAHHAHAH"
@its_lemon_194 жыл бұрын
@@maeve4747 mine aren't even related.
@MyNameisMessenger4 жыл бұрын
Mine aren’t even the same species.
@uhhranz3 жыл бұрын
Mine don’t even exist
@limnaee18123 жыл бұрын
Legitttt
@Mitzyfitz2 жыл бұрын
I worked at Sephora from 2011 to 2016. The words, the terms, the ways we did everything was in this video.. this was so scary accurate omg
@squeezie_b88953 жыл бұрын
The way we all pretended that eos wasn’t the driest lip balm of all time
@Kitty-mb4hy3 жыл бұрын
I dunno, I just love it...
@moonlightdreams9113 жыл бұрын
Me to so dry!
@tuesday16723 жыл бұрын
I got some rn and I need to swipe it a ton to get it to actually do anything lmao
@mariahgutierrez44813 жыл бұрын
I used to eat the lemon flavor
@paigeh42313 жыл бұрын
I never liked those. My mom bought me a pack for Xmas like 4 years ago and I still have that shit somewhere
@iwant2haveu4 жыл бұрын
You shoulda said “I was in a dark place” in the apology.
@jaimefrenchofficial4 жыл бұрын
Dang it!!
@mackattack96504 жыл бұрын
@@jaimefrenchofficial hi i love ur channel
@jaylogchannel90674 жыл бұрын
Omg hahahahahah labyu
@matcha.addict41394 жыл бұрын
That wasn’t in 2014
@kissarococo24594 жыл бұрын
@@jaimefrenchofficial You need to do 2017 one now...
@LangugesLearning4 жыл бұрын
I feel like I didn't hear the word "MATTE" nearly enough as I should have. "MATTE contour & highlight" "MATTE foundation" "MATTE nude lip"
Nice pic and name, I thought I was on another elder scrolls lore video lol
@Tediruxevelt Жыл бұрын
That EOS lip bomb did everything BUT moisturize
@WhatIsLife711 Жыл бұрын
So True 😆
@abby-we5tb4 жыл бұрын
the concealer triangle to cover up the dark circles none of us had at the age of 12...the good old days.
@pinkbunny62724 жыл бұрын
I don't even wear concealer anymore... My makeup is very much 2014 meets vintage style. And let's just say I had my bad makeup days... Now I have my style guaranteed to not look bad.
@natalijatheghost3 жыл бұрын
I had dark circles at 12, but mainly because I had a shitty sleep schedule
@elenaornelas46923 жыл бұрын
@@natalijatheghost me too at 11 I use to it was very annoying as I think it now because my mom will pressure me to where makeup like back in her 1970's and still does today im 14 and she did my eyebrows straightdark like some black catepilars and she wants and had force me to wear hella blush powder foundation cocelar 3 times lighter and bad looking eyeliner including lipstick it creeps me out because i look older than my age and there be times where my hair had to be like the title it made me feel very unconfortable because it was against my will and it wasnt who I wanted to be I yet didn't know who is that I wanted to be.
@AD-cy4vj3 жыл бұрын
12?
@os41163 жыл бұрын
omg yes, 12 year old me used to go out with a full face of makeup, now I don't use concealer at all
@geolex45603 жыл бұрын
oh god i remember discovering baking as a young and impressionable teenager before i realized i had dry skin. walkin outside literally looking like a sundried leather bag at 16
@taylorkristman4733 жыл бұрын
Lmfao dead
@Ontherock4023 жыл бұрын
Bruh that was me except I got into makeup at like 22 😬😂😂 I'm finally figuring it out/getting the hang of it two years later lol
@shiprayadav94093 жыл бұрын
@@Ontherock402 literally me But aren't we supposed to bake? That's all i see on insta
@Ontherock4023 жыл бұрын
@@shiprayadav9409 lol I just didn't understand it as a teen so I really looked goofy as a grown adult trying to work it out 😂 but oh well Lolol. what I've learned from watching different makeup channels on KZbin is that baking works for some people, but if you have dry skin, all that powder sucks up the moisture that you do have and leaves you flaky and leathery. If you have dry skin, no need to use powder at all, if you have combo skin, lightly powder those areas rather than baking. Or those are general guidelines that I've heard. Some channels and definitely Instagram make it seem like baking is good for all skin. Also baking looks great on camera for them, but in-person might look bad. So like, the real rule is figure out what looks good on you in person, and what is good for YOUR skin.
@Ontherock4023 жыл бұрын
@@shiprayadav9409 four beauty KZbinrs I really like are Jamie French, Robert Welsh, Raw Beauty Kristi, and Snitchery. They talk about breaking away from techniques that don't work for everyone, especially Robert Welsh and Snitchery. Just don't let Snitchery convince you to shave your eyebrows tails cuz she's about that life 😂😂😂
@Samantha-hl8lq4 жыл бұрын
The good old days when everyone's cheek area looked like a Neapolitan ice cream sandwich 😆
@DKR084 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Ash-vw4yt4 жыл бұрын
you mean just 6 years ago? lol it wasn't that long ago. I still see people who wear their makeup like this too.
@Samantha-hl8lq4 жыл бұрын
@@Ash-vw4yt I feel like I have aged at least 15 years since 2014 😅
@Samantha-hl8lq4 жыл бұрын
@Northeast Reaper Good one 😄
@spriggy43824 жыл бұрын
OMG YES
@MrsBrock12583 жыл бұрын
I know this is a parody, but I'm stuck in 2014. I'm all about the brows and the baking and the white under eye lol. Now I know how my mom felt when I told her her techniques were outdated.
@anneke063 жыл бұрын
I swear baking was more of 2016, maybe that was the year it took off worldwide but it definitely wasn't 2014.
@aninfpslyricvideos2 жыл бұрын
If you have oily skin, baking should be fine!
@brizydizi2 жыл бұрын
@@aninfpslyricvideos what's baking tho
@carmanwillis75372 жыл бұрын
Dude, I swear, she did the brows and I'm just like "That's it! That's the look I want!"
@ReginaTrans_2 жыл бұрын
I'm stuck in 2007, think smokey eye is the coolest thing ever
@Robynzmuzik20124 жыл бұрын
You forgot the dog/ cat “accidentally”wandering into the shot
@KrypticKiss184 жыл бұрын
Carli bybel lol
@valinsi4 жыл бұрын
and apologizing for that too 😂
@wilhelminamagdalenakapatow32134 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@amyg49833 жыл бұрын
When it focuses on the cat/dog and they do that shocked face 🤣
@NataliesArt3 жыл бұрын
oH nO mY pUpPy IsNt SuPpOsEd tO bE hErE
@CaseyTheWeirdo5834 жыл бұрын
Fake, intro wasn’t long or saturated enough and there’s no cat ear headband.
@adel44304 жыл бұрын
Or flower crown
@tabithathewholistic4 жыл бұрын
LOL
@janell71324 жыл бұрын
I feel like the cat ears only came in 2016 tho
@ploryz4 жыл бұрын
@@janell7132 yes
@emmabruh4 жыл бұрын
That actually was more 2015-16 I feel like
@shade2474 жыл бұрын
This era of make up was so contradictory. Like...you wanted your face to be super matte and dry, but you still proceeded to use a ton of hilighter in every spot for the shiny look. But we used powder highlight on top of our ALREADY powdered faces. And we got all surprised when it looked chalky. ☠️
@nathaliearias32353 жыл бұрын
And how is it correct? I want to know hahaha. I think actually I don't watch new trends hmm
@alexisgeiser43873 жыл бұрын
@@nathaliearias3235 too much powder makes u look like a chalk board. Everyone has a different way of doing it, but I like using a liquid highlight under my concealer/bb cream and it give a natural glow, and even if I powder under my eyes, (usually do to keep my concealer in place) then I don’t look cakey.
@potato-whiz3 жыл бұрын
Remember when they tried to covince us highlighting and strobing were two different things?
@victoriat79613 жыл бұрын
ppl still do this tho. you’ll see them baking their entire face w that white powder and then using a shiny highlighter for a “natural glow” like huh
@RosaStars9213 жыл бұрын
but then you end up using about $20 of setting spray to get the dewiness back and all of your makeup ends up rubbing off halfway thru the day anyways
@SunxSurfxSand3 жыл бұрын
We need a 2010 version when makeup skills weren’t as good as 2014. Coastal Scents was all the rage.
@marilinavidela79592 жыл бұрын
I don't know if it was 2010 or earlier (maybe 2006) when I saw people with white eyeshadow around their eyes, looked like a flour circle lol
@mahdireza56952 жыл бұрын
Don't forget that HIDEOUS shade of pink lipgloss that looked AWFUL on all skin tones for some reason, and it was never flattering 😭 oh yh and don't forget the panda eyes, no setting or primer, ashy af blue eyeshadow, EXTRA frosty dollar store shimmery eyeshadow, pencil thin eyebrows, patchy bronzer and blush
@nerdygrl6472 жыл бұрын
I don't think 2014 is any better or more informed than 2010, it's just a different aesthetic. It's interesting because in the 2010's, makeup companies and influencers started pressuring people into buying more products for their daily routine. They insisted that so many of those products were vital to your makeup routine, and it just so happens you have to shell out even more money to make it possible. The makeup trends of the mid to late 2010's are a bit of a scam. These companies want you buying more and more products so they can rake in the dough. I bought into it for awhile, believing I needed all sorts of skincare, highlighter, huge eyeshadow pallets, etc. I realized how much money I was spending and that most of those products were not that important to my routine. I look so much better now with a more simple look, though I still love my eyeshadow.
@ReginaTrans_2 жыл бұрын
We also need like a 1994 one, we have 1999 but it was definitely different
@lisasargent71112 жыл бұрын
I still love coastal scents 😭 So bummed they went out of business.
@chichilouise1174 жыл бұрын
The “we’re gonna go ahead” is just like today’s “I’m gonna go in with” 😅
@ArtificialPerson4 жыл бұрын
This fr
@rachelb84714 жыл бұрын
Or the “without further ado!” *finger click*
@barbieblue33364 жыл бұрын
So annoying
@0Yazz4 жыл бұрын
"WE'RE JUST GONNA GO AHEAD AND GO AHEAD AND GO AHEAD AND GO AHEAD AND GO-"
@wilhelminamagdalenakapatow32134 жыл бұрын
My fav part of the whole vid. Go ahead with the go ahead.
@sherrypeach57474 жыл бұрын
Ahead
@Morganne4 жыл бұрын
In other words, *jaclyn hill*
@MsMisfits4 жыл бұрын
And that one chick that says Conciller😂
@lexbarron87454 жыл бұрын
@@MsMisfits OMG LAURA LEE 😂😂😂
@mplefty5154 жыл бұрын
@@MsMisfits 🤣
@Eevanova4 жыл бұрын
@6dazey9 it was Armani foundation, beaty blender, EOS etc.
@nickywal4 жыл бұрын
Nah not enough pretending to fight whoever the PR team said to this week
@primroseoak443 жыл бұрын
That EOS lip balm had an absolute chokehold on every single teenage girl
@sharroon7574 Жыл бұрын
I thought it was great, but it literally made my lips dry.
@Discombobulated_myopic_potato Жыл бұрын
guilty 😂😂
@kellidougal Жыл бұрын
My mother still buys this for me every Christmas and I don’t have the heart to tell her that it’s the worst 😂
@bryna7 Жыл бұрын
That's better than the death grip that axe body spray had/has on every teenage boy because they think it'll get them laid.
@bibliophilecb4 жыл бұрын
Didn’t say “pigmented” enough, but otherwise 10/10
@megeles3 жыл бұрын
I use the word pigmented to compliment anything I like. My butt looks great in these jeans, they're sooo pigmented
@cristinaiswatching3 жыл бұрын
@@megeles i need that in my vocabulary lol
@MsMisfits3 жыл бұрын
So BUTTERY 🧇 and PIGMENTED 🎨
@illmindofanaivegirl3 жыл бұрын
And good brusher always feel 🌠soft🌠
@Morganne4 жыл бұрын
Not the *”HIT PAN”*
@LadyJaggerX34 жыл бұрын
Why was I just thinking about how no one says that anymore? Lol
@lilmissmonsterrr4 жыл бұрын
Beauty gurus were hitting the pan before tik tok-ers were hitting the woah.
@thecarnivorouskat4 жыл бұрын
She emphasized that one 😂
@jjsegal19154 жыл бұрын
@@LadyJaggerX3 My guess is beauty KZbin now is less focused on tutorials and more about trying new products/doing sponsored content, so 2020 influencers own much more product than they used to. So they don't use things up like they used to a few years ago
@Heauxmie3 жыл бұрын
It included an apology I cannot 💀
@legallycritter49843 жыл бұрын
All in one
@talknerdy2me926 Жыл бұрын
“Im so sorry for being sorry” that alone killed me lol and the soft talking
@ecarr95373 жыл бұрын
I feel like you can look at older women & see what era they are stuck in by their hair or makeup choices. I just realized that 2014 is that year for me...
@monetlocc69273 жыл бұрын
Ahahahaha saaaame
@arranfrommistmantle38143 жыл бұрын
Same here😂😂
@k-l56843 жыл бұрын
hey man i'd rather wear this look than blend blush all over my middle face lol
@dhdhtes52663 жыл бұрын
Im stuck in 2019
@ryujinswater38813 жыл бұрын
@@k-l5684 I actually think the blush looks way better than all this contour. But well, I guess it's a preference
@carolyncz334 жыл бұрын
Me not having watched beauty gurus in years: are they not like this anymore???? 🤔
@anasalinas244 жыл бұрын
Same. I don't even know who is relevant or considered a makeup guru now.
@denisenova74944 жыл бұрын
Today they are talking about their surgeries smh
@katrina76794 жыл бұрын
Same lol I thought this was still a thing 😂
@evasketches4 жыл бұрын
Like sameeeee
@DAMN_SheFine4 жыл бұрын
Sameeeeeee
@BrittaneyElise4 жыл бұрын
THE APOLOGY SITTING ON THE FLOOR IN FRONT OF THE SOFA "look at me, i have MESSY BUN"
@ellacorrinejowers22174 жыл бұрын
and then the tutorials for how to get that messy bun
@BrittaneyElise4 жыл бұрын
@@ellacorrinejowers2217 😂😂
@MyLilNicole Жыл бұрын
You should have added "This is my quick, easy, everyday makeup look and took me only 5 minutes to put on" 😂😂😂
@gremlinwithstickyhands37044 жыл бұрын
You forgot the gigantic lashes that cover up literally all the eyeshadow you blended for an hour
@osias_oasis4 жыл бұрын
Omg yeah
@Acidfunkish4 жыл бұрын
This, 100%!
@jessislistless4 жыл бұрын
I feel like thats having a comeback now especially on Instagram
@suigeneris26633 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@LolaCRui044 жыл бұрын
I lost everything when she said "Kat von D. is so unproblematic."
@valeriesimone21514 жыл бұрын
Omg yes. It literally sent me
@RealNameNeverUsed4 жыл бұрын
She said it like how Jeffree would say it lol
@BaracudaFTW3 жыл бұрын
The lack of personality and overall bland persona is what makes this sooo accurate!!! 😭😭😭
@OneTwoSbri3 жыл бұрын
Well that didn't change in my opinion it just shifted to a different persona 😂
@Victoria-_3 жыл бұрын
Fr 😂 😂
@AK-es8zs3 жыл бұрын
So true !!
@idrk37072 жыл бұрын
@@OneTwoSbri ok sara
@lunajewel5211 Жыл бұрын
Blandness of voice... like listening to the Kardashians 🫠
@magdawind133 жыл бұрын
I love how ridiculous you looked the whole time and at the end you actually looked great- shows how much makeup we used to cake on and wonder, “Why don’t we look like the gurus on KZbin??” Cause it looks good on camera, not in person 😂
@carrieg.35872 жыл бұрын
I thought she looked gorgeous! Ahaha stuck in 2014 i guess
@lizzfrmhon3 жыл бұрын
God I just hated the phrases “go ahead and...” and also “you’re gonna wanna...” 😡
@asmrmayth3 жыл бұрын
YOU'RE GONNA WANNA I CAN'T
@elinebuis57513 жыл бұрын
'we're just gonna go in with'
@avachappell25613 жыл бұрын
Or when they mess it up “ur wanna gonna” 😭
@Puglover1303 жыл бұрын
I also get peeved with “go ahead and...” as well as the intro where they’re like “if you want to see (insert title) then just keep watchingggggg! Awkward jump cut & 2sec pause. I never got those awkward forced intros
@briannabombshell19213 жыл бұрын
People still say that
@michellevieiracordeiro3 жыл бұрын
My favorite lines: "This foundation only cost 60 dollars" "I love Kat Von d she's so unproblematic"
@laurenvlogs82933 жыл бұрын
And my goldfish Priscilla died when I was 6
@maddiecakes1452 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna go ahead and go ahead"
@michellevieiracordeiro2 жыл бұрын
@@maddiecakes145 yes lol
@lilyvega78313 жыл бұрын
“ I already did my brows & foundation off camera but if you want to see an in-depth tutorial, there’s a link in the description right below! “
@lin12883 жыл бұрын
and the video was like from 2 years ago and the eyebrows look SOOOO different from now….
@Juno-nw9cw3 жыл бұрын
@@lin1288 Literally nikkitutorials
@mrudulajames58192 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@whenwhatwherehow56783 жыл бұрын
I cringe when influencers use “affordable” to describe every and anything. Their clothes, makeup.. home decor.. AFFORDABLE. Affordable is such a broad word to use. What’s affordable to them isn’t affordable to me. What’s affordable to me isn’t affordable to some others. I honestly think they do this so people can think “wow they must have a lot of money.. their value of the dollar is way different than mine.” Lame. Loved the video! Accurate
@thegayestgoth2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Paris Hilton did this in the Early 2000’s. “They’re a hundred dollars/everybody can afford these heels.” so it’s nothing new. I remember seeing this on tv in like 2011/2006/2005/2004/.
@begum80823 жыл бұрын
ma’am ma’am you forgot to INHALE the too faced palette and say “oMg iT sMeLlS sOo GoOd”
@aylienate3 жыл бұрын
“mAkEs Me WaNt To EaT iT oMG” you’re killing me with this comment.😂
@AnnaLivi3 жыл бұрын
Call me out 😂
@tabiBLAKEMORE3 жыл бұрын
It hurts because it’s accurate...
@notseenontv48193 жыл бұрын
BUT IT ACTUALLY REALLY SMELLS GOOD 😭😭😭😭
@TurboChevelle4 жыл бұрын
This needs to be reserved for historical archives cause it's accurate af.
@amanialmoajil69724 жыл бұрын
Totally agree 😂
@Margles3494 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I don’t realize how much time has passed, but oooof this is giving me flashbacks
@Ackerman_774 жыл бұрын
Same 🤓
@laurendaniellegonzalez4 жыл бұрын
Sameeee I was like 6 years agooooo
@mindyb31974 жыл бұрын
same😂
@lindsaybayless18614 жыл бұрын
Seems to me like not very long ago because that’s when I graduated and learned how to do makeup but this year I kind of realized I guess it wasn’t just yesterday lol
@Margles3494 жыл бұрын
@@lindsaybayless1861 Same here! I remember being 21, sitting on the bed in my parent's guest room, ordering make up because a beauty guru recommended it. I didn't know much about make up in college, so even if the looks didn't always turn out great, I was glad to have teachers online
@kellyconner80663 жыл бұрын
“I’m just gonna go ahead and go ahead” Dude that is my biggest pet peeve about even current beauty gurus!!!
@AH-jw5zq4 жыл бұрын
I’m not naked you guysss I’m just wearing a strapless top
@wilhelminamagdalenakapatow32134 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@aaliyah-fr8cf3 жыл бұрын
NOT THIS
@ericataylor91173 жыл бұрын
where's the "nyx jumbo eye pencil in milk"
@hamburgsperle3243 жыл бұрын
YES!!! 😂
@milkamilic12333 жыл бұрын
Omg i still never got it
@hopebosworth30363 жыл бұрын
STOP😂😂
@alexawermuth12193 жыл бұрын
only the most OGs would know this haha
@murphk003 жыл бұрын
Thats been in my inner corners for 9 years now.. 💀
@laurynh.6034 жыл бұрын
this was strangely comforting, like visiting an old friend who used to lowkey bully me but we still have an odd, loving relationship
@RedRoseSeptember224 жыл бұрын
Well, there's playful bantering, then there's bullying...
@goldfishcrackers78454 жыл бұрын
Nooo X'D
@AD-cy4vj3 жыл бұрын
That's depressing
@MiaGrace23483 жыл бұрын
She literally said “Khunsiller” like Laura Lee does omfg
@Leelz2474 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah, the cartoon two dimensional nose is historically accurate.
@ggaona114 жыл бұрын
Before we knew how much money beauty gurus were pocketing behind the scenes lying to us about their “holy grail, can’t survive without it” product
@shelbyb99654 жыл бұрын
Laughs in *Jaclyn Hill*
@tabithathewholistic4 жыл бұрын
Lmbo😂😂😂
@shhhquietplease62644 жыл бұрын
i choked at the intro music! every. single. "guru". had. this. over. their. ridiculous. posing.
@kuddlecat4 жыл бұрын
That song didn't even come out in 2014 tho...
@shhhquietplease62644 жыл бұрын
@@kuddlecat im not talking about the exact year. just the overall era of beautube at the time (2013-2018)
@gravyall0va4 жыл бұрын
I remember at that time I didn’t like KZbin because of this. I would always wonder to myself, “don’t they know they look soooo cringe and stupid” and I would never go on KZbin lol
@jellybean_913 жыл бұрын
"I'm going to assume you all know how to put on fake lashes and do it off-camera." OMG, you are the best!
@BunniBeshara4 жыл бұрын
“With this $20 piece of foam..” FOR REAL. I refuse. 😂
@alyssatorres58974 жыл бұрын
I hate to admit it but when they came out with the sapphire blue beauty blender.......I got it 😓 The worst part is I DONT EVEN USE IT! Lmao 😂 I’m a sucker! But literally the only expensive makeup tool and anything makeup I have lol 🤷🏻♀️
@kaivickers1664 жыл бұрын
Especially when the pink blender from Shopmissa that’s $1.55 is all kinds of better.
@Moon.Saiiren4 жыл бұрын
LOL I can honestly say I’m such a sucker for the “special” versions of the BB. I always want them but I never get them unless I actually need a new sponge 😂
@lillianrs58324 жыл бұрын
I felt that, too. 😂😂😂
@brehannahhh40264 жыл бұрын
I remember buying it back in 2015 cause I thought it would make my makeup look like theirs... along with the MAC setting spray 🙈 never again! 🤣
@graziaszczerbanov69254 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna assume that everyone knows how to apply false lashes and do them off camera 😂 I hated that
@ohmiasi25384 жыл бұрын
Tbh I think that most beauty guys probably struggled with them too and didn't wanna record that lol
@graziaszczerbanov69254 жыл бұрын
@@ohmiasi2538 a fact!!
@tracycoles7044 жыл бұрын
And yet so many still do this! It's my biggest pet peeve! lol
@sanityisrelative4 жыл бұрын
@@tracycoles704 I assume it's just a difficult/weird shot to get cause you need to be all up in a mirror to do it right (I assume). And that's why they skip it.
@ohhitsjano4 жыл бұрын
forgot the 5000 sprays of the urban decay setting spray
@wilhelminamagdalenakapatow32134 жыл бұрын
Yes!!!
@roy4567 Жыл бұрын
When I was a teenager I'd do this makeup look on my friends and I so we wouldn't get carded when trying to buy alcohol for house parties. It was the easiest way to look 20 years older.
@blancol41044 жыл бұрын
This apology was more convincing than all of the apologies I've ever seen
@jaimefrenchofficial4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@alaynimarie29214 жыл бұрын
Right?! Lol like JHill who!?
@akbflo4 жыл бұрын
Truth.
@TiffanyG86753094 жыл бұрын
If she didn't say that she was sorry for being sorry, I was totally going to unsubscribe. 😂😂😂😂
@kass_G594 жыл бұрын
Big facts
@Sandra-Renea4 жыл бұрын
I’m embarrassed by how many times I tried baking before I accepted that it made me look 95 years old.
@MrTexasRedbull4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 same
@alissam42964 жыл бұрын
Same 🤣🤣🤣 I thought I was doing something wrong
@Lanzey4 жыл бұрын
Same, unfortunately
@jaimefrenchofficial4 жыл бұрын
Same
@morganbaldwinmiller4 жыл бұрын
lol I feel this. the gurus made me feel something was wrong with my technique and then I Realized™ that shit isn't for everyone or really for real life
@studio_onyx4 жыл бұрын
The Alex drawer desk with a lit candle and an orchid in the background just adds that 2014 touch.
@makeupartistrybypriscilla27593 жыл бұрын
The open mouth pout, weird awkward poses and soooooo many dms and sooooo many messages and sooooo many requests made this super accurate 😆😅😄😂
@jaimefrenchofficial4 жыл бұрын
For those asking about the people you see in the outtakes - the two kids are Remi and Adler (from the tiger video), my best friend Elizabeth who we lost in February of this year - they’re her kids. The handsome guy is her husband Channing, and the girl kissing the kids at the very end is her sister and my friend/assistant Nicki. Not technically my family but, they are. Xoxo
@Necoh4 жыл бұрын
Just around the corner
@KitanaFaye4 жыл бұрын
Aaaaaaw!! You rock jaime ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ💓💋
@LoveMeSomeTrueCrime4 жыл бұрын
That’s so sweet, and I’m sorry for your loss 💞 and theirs
@stephgreen30704 жыл бұрын
They are just as sweet as can be!
@Kat-fw7vv4 жыл бұрын
They're adorable!
@Amazatastic4 жыл бұрын
not to drag the historical accuracy but wasn't everyone into matte lipstick in 2014? Having dry lips?
@nancyc31434 жыл бұрын
absolutely obsessed with the use of "historically accurate" here
@winterd0tter4 жыл бұрын
historical accuracy MY GOD 😭
@babychloe224 жыл бұрын
i feel like matte lipstick is like quintessential 2016 makeup
@mikrokosmos92904 жыл бұрын
@Glockiana 17 _velvety lips_
@Lovelyclarii4 жыл бұрын
I thought it was more 2015 but yeah
@lisasolier5044 жыл бұрын
She forgot to say “I’m in a really dark place” during the apology. But I guess that’s more 2019/2020 😂
@indonesianprincess4 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha
@marieantoinette10724 жыл бұрын
Every big beauty guru ever
@lauralangham96574 жыл бұрын
yes, every apology ever tries to make us feel sorry for Them !
@lastilnovista Жыл бұрын
the way this is a throwback of a throwback yet feels so incredibly timely and relevant today . . .
@TripleTheat4 жыл бұрын
It’s all the “ I’m sorry for the background, sorry for my hair” for me
@haclynjill3624 жыл бұрын
Epitome of 2014
@loretohidalgo35334 жыл бұрын
"omg Im so sorry about the lights, looks etc" *bitch you decided everything what do you mean you are sorry*
@bartina27193 жыл бұрын
A lot of "beauty guru's" haven't left 2014 yet!
@ImJustStandingHereMenacingly3 жыл бұрын
I was so confused about that like i know i've seen this recently
@nova6923 жыл бұрын
@@thrashdouche21 chill 👀
@sarasampaiio3 жыл бұрын
@@thrashdouche21 glowy makeup
@josenotmarichan3 жыл бұрын
LOL, don't get me started with the thick concealer application Thank god for Robert Welsh with his much, much better concealer technique
@FOHaab3 жыл бұрын
@@thrashdouche21 Blush blush blush blush blush
@Stephy21854 жыл бұрын
“Like look at me-I have a messy bun, I’m not okay” LOLOLOL
@nicolebrown1927 Жыл бұрын
Jaime's being silly but her comedic skills do not hide her natural beauty. In fact , it makes her even more beautiful. 🤗
@jackimoon82843 жыл бұрын
You forgot to call each of these products your 💀HOLY GRAIL💀
@valbecerra97443 жыл бұрын
lipgloss wasn’t a thing bruh, that crusty matte liquid lip was THE thing EDIT: lol the amount of likes on this comment is WILD
@serenity37563 жыл бұрын
YESSS EVERYBODY WANTED MATTE
@laylaveil3 жыл бұрын
FOR REAL. Why everyone wanted that dry and creasy skin and that crusty matte lips :((
@seasonalien1253 жыл бұрын
and everyone was hating on lipgloss like it was objectively an ugly style choice and childlike or something, and look at how the tables have turned now. smh. I hate trends lmao
@Floonetworks3 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking
@Floonetworks3 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking
@ItsStarrBanks4 жыл бұрын
When you pulled out the EOS lip balm, i was like “Damn these videos aren’t THAT old.” I then registered that they are indeed that old. Had my lips feeling like paper bc it was “Trendy” 😂
@gardeniagorgeous42324 жыл бұрын
Okay what are people using these days to moisturize/prep lips?
@ItsStarrBanks4 жыл бұрын
@@gardeniagorgeous4232 I personally use Vaseline or Carmex!
@MrsMuffin114 жыл бұрын
Chapstick lol
@Roanoak4 жыл бұрын
*I put my EOS lip balm deep into the maw of my purse* What’s EOS?
@Reggie_la4 жыл бұрын
Idk I had one EOS and was great and another one that was terrible
@7r0s3s3 жыл бұрын
"Because if you have blonde hair, you want gray eyebrows" "This was only 60$" I died The apology video at the end was the best 👌❤🙌
@ReginaTrans_2 жыл бұрын
After the Twitter feud 🤣🤣🤣
@astronomari4 жыл бұрын
“Push that into the skin” haunts me to this day.
@h.b.20034 жыл бұрын
Omg... 🤯 I just really thought about that sentence and ew. That's really disturbing.
@Swildd3 жыл бұрын
I stopped watching beauty gurus around this time so I have no idea how they’ve changed beyond this lmao
@JessRodr3 жыл бұрын
Not really! They still look ridiculous 😳😂😂😂
@shiprayadav94093 жыл бұрын
I have started seeing Beauty gurus just now. And some of it is still done by many
@MissAtlantique3 жыл бұрын
cat von dee is out but laure mercier powder is still recommended so as luminous silk foundation :D
@aflawedperfection3 жыл бұрын
Same!
@TheHinun3 жыл бұрын
Not to mention how toxic the beauty community is now
@abbyknoettgen45614 жыл бұрын
Remember when those horrible spider eyelashes were a thing for a hot second. Basically just clumpy mascara. Oh it was bad
@Blue-jo9fl4 жыл бұрын
It's been replaced with bad lash extensions!
@Marina-xd7gp4 жыл бұрын
I do this 😅
@littlehuman70284 жыл бұрын
I still vibe with them tho
@حبيبي-ض6ب4 жыл бұрын
and the queen of spider eyelashes was miss acacia brinley
@Yuukochwan2 жыл бұрын
I've never once missed a beaty guru's "go ahead" after this video 😭
@DasZuckerhaus3 жыл бұрын
to the teens who cringe at this just know that when I was a teen our beauty tips came from pictures in a magazine
@DasZuckerhaus3 жыл бұрын
and nobody told us that brows needed more than being tweezed
@gapeachnow263 жыл бұрын
@@DasZuckerhaus In my formative years, they were tweezed to death, then drawn on pencil thin. 😆
@TyraUK3 жыл бұрын
Yes! I actually bought a couple of Bobbi Brown's books when I was 18 to teach myself how to do makeup, no tutorials back then lol
@mamaray89033 жыл бұрын
Seventeen magazine 🤣
@littleboots98003 жыл бұрын
@@mamaray8903 hehe! J17 and Mizz magazine.
@MANewbie4 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for a " I'm just going to do this off camera". You did not disappoint
@jeakin88924 жыл бұрын
Haha! YES!! 🤣
@green7apocalyptica4 жыл бұрын
Nikkie still does it😅
@gleehappy33664 жыл бұрын
When she said “conciller” trauma flashbacks 😂😂😂😭😭
@tahsina.c4 жыл бұрын
Laura Lee
@elauradaniele12384 жыл бұрын
Anddddd I’m still laughing
@lunalove93953 жыл бұрын
the only inaccurate thing was that this was described as a 'glam, made up' look, when they 100% would've described it as a 'natural everyday look' instead
@kylee22354 жыл бұрын
This feels like an intervention. My makeup routine apparently hasn’t evolved since 2014.
@monas40764 жыл бұрын
Me too sis !
@impaolagalvan4 жыл бұрын
Omg same 😳😂
@iam24fttall4 жыл бұрын
Same 😔
@wilhelminamagdalenakapatow32134 жыл бұрын
Same sis
@evasketches4 жыл бұрын
Same omg
@melissaw64464 жыл бұрын
The apology...wearing the white hoodie...on the floor. EPIC.
@gingerkatherina4 жыл бұрын
"We gonna go on and go ahead" Yes, this is accurate.
@lianarodriguez13144 жыл бұрын
every time she that i cackled and died
@kimsteel3663 жыл бұрын
"*Sniveling, snot bubble cry* Look at me! I have a messy bun! I AM NOT OKAY!" 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@natalie61174 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh, the *“and this does not crease....at all”* LITERALLY transported me back to 2014 🤭🤭
@leonamay87763 жыл бұрын
Yep. 😅 Said by somebody in their early 20s. Why would it crease? You're still basically a baby... 🤣
@natalie61173 жыл бұрын
@@leonamay8776 haha exactly!!! And wow thanks for replying to my comment because it made me come back and check on it, and I’m only now realizing it has so many likes!! 😳😂
@zebrasinigloos82454 жыл бұрын
“Kat Von D is so unproblematic” I DIED 😂😂
@danib7124 жыл бұрын
I don’t think anyone even used that word in 2014 lol simpler times
@marleynaaugusteina68094 жыл бұрын
Right?!?!
@justinaclayburn22484 жыл бұрын
My favorite line!
@kimbasciano_4 жыл бұрын
The fake crying I can’t 😂😂 “Look at me i have a messy bun”
@justkibby59594 жыл бұрын
If she was going for Trisha paytus she totally nailed it. Total Trisha vibes from it
@bobisu31114 жыл бұрын
I got the Laura Dramageddon vibeys 😂
@LoveMeSomeTrueCrime4 жыл бұрын
That was the best part hahahaha
@TheGlamourIndex4 жыл бұрын
Ahhhh, hey, Kim! Found you in the comments! 😅😅
@hillaryhubbard25064 жыл бұрын
I just squealed
@morganclaiborne31223 жыл бұрын
“Now it’s time for me to contour my forehead, or as I call it, a fIVe HEad 😂😂😂” - Every. Single. KZbinr.
@savannawithoutanh59734 жыл бұрын
Jaime deserves way more subscribers. She's basically a comedy genius.
@MascaratoMidnight4 жыл бұрын
100% genius.
@thatonefriend40704 жыл бұрын
Agreed!😂🙌🏻
@mirandaadams70264 жыл бұрын
Yes 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@amiewhitlock4 жыл бұрын
OMG right??? She's hilarious
@kari22814 жыл бұрын
I read this comment and then tried to subscribe but I’m already subscribed so then it was like “cancel subscription?” And I was like (panic) shit shit shit no, but I stayed subscribed. We’re good.
@starheartskull154 жыл бұрын
“I am so sorry for the lighting, I am so sorry for the background” while she has perfect lighting and background😂 I caught that little shade to Laura lee when you said “conCILLer”
@SASHA-wv2ls3 жыл бұрын
I can't imagine having the breadth of knowledge to be able to make this connection 😂
@starheartskull153 жыл бұрын
@@SASHA-wv2ls I don’t even keep up w Laura lee that much but that’s a joke I’ll always remember about her 😂
@OzmaOfOzz3 жыл бұрын
When you re from a different country and english isnt your first language and you have always pronnounced it like that *cries in romanian*
@colleenchartier36804 жыл бұрын
When you realize your personal makeup methods have not changed since 2014.... Send help.
@bethdjohnson14 жыл бұрын
Same girl same 😂
@amanda-dw2fd4 жыл бұрын
Same
@horstp.79954 жыл бұрын
Mine didn‘t change since 1997, so That’s okay.
@desibustillos99424 жыл бұрын
Same 😭😭😭
@crystala7x1824 жыл бұрын
Me tbh but I’m gonna keep being stubborn about it 😂
@照TERU3 жыл бұрын
Can't believe 2014 was 7 years ago😱
@hildelisapaulin3 жыл бұрын
This just kill immediatly my smile, i feel so old hahaha
@JayWCleaning3 жыл бұрын
Right
@vanessasalisbury57573 жыл бұрын
Shhhh
@thegayestgoth2 жыл бұрын
Ugh
@NHWoodlandCreatures4 жыл бұрын
You're so spot on. The overuse/misuse of the words "Obsessed" & "literally"
@giselle104 жыл бұрын
I had a biology professor who talks like this and it was so bad that you can see random students in the classroom tallying up how many times she'd say these words during lecture.
@simgirl1184 жыл бұрын
Omg I'm literally obsessed with this comment xD
@LangugesLearning4 жыл бұрын
"On fleek" gave me PTSD flashbacks of whatever Bad Girls Club season was airing in 2014
@OutAtTheShow4 жыл бұрын
Can't believe no one's talked about "the skin," "the nose," "the mustache area." Like you're not putting makeup on YOUR face, just THE face. Amazing.
@heatherrae9014 жыл бұрын
That has always annoyed me for some reason!! Why don't they refer to their skin as "MY skin"?
@teresarivasugaz23134 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one that actually prefers NOT using the possessive pronouns? It freaks me out how "mememememe" it sounds, especially in cooking shows.
@bleeka3254 жыл бұрын
I’ve always thought that was weird
@zinja08304 жыл бұрын
I've noticed that Jackie Aina has been doing that a lot recently when talking about her skin and it drives me a little crazy. However, the rest of her content more than makes up for it.
@eobrien14 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo yes, my biggest (verbal) pet peeve on skincare and beauty KZbin.
@soxksthefabulous27404 жыл бұрын
The needless, relentless apologizing; “so affordable”; the intro - on point