jared dines and austin dickey make bad life choices!

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[@dragonblazer96]

My favorite thing from these videos-- Austin: *dry heaves numerous times* "That's actually not that bad"

[@wearethefallenmusic]

My favorite part was the mega burps

[@XbninjaXIV]

Dickey: *Makes face of disgust* "Hey it's not that bad" *Dry heaves*

[@empirestatelvr3694]

"My body knows it just took in chunks" - Austin Dickey

[@rockydennisthe3rd]

Brady Queen TTNG nice bro. Check out piglet if u haven't heard of them

[@empirestatelvr3694]

Ethan Breeden oh piglet are fantastic! Too good

[@rockydennisthe3rd]

Brady Queen fuck yeah dude have you seen them play at that house party

[@empirestatelvr3694]

Ethan Breeden haven't actually. I probably should tho shouldnt I?

[@rockydennisthe3rd]

the the ya bro for sure it's really good

[@noahtaube3385]

You guys really need to come out with a cook book. Like all of Austin's recipes and all the drinks you guys have made. It would be a huge seller

[@TheSenel17]

Thats an incentive on their patreon, if they get enough they'll turn the dining with dickey dishes into a cookbook.

[@bellamorte152]

Yes

[@KAINMUSIC]

YES! That's such a good idea!

[@garrettlanctot3735]

If they made one with all the good drinks I'd buy it

[@Trashmane_]

you should take clips of every time austin gags and make breakdowns to them lmao

[@TeckTheBlooded]

I was thinking somewhat similarly, that it sounded like breakdowns more than gags

[@jonathonmanfredi616]

Jesus Christ your onto something

[@raycecawley9933]

I just imagine the drummer ripping on the China cymbal and Austin is just UKK ELCH UUUUG GAAAH

[@johnhowe8424]

Three years later I’m still down for a breakdown compilation or something lol

[@Trashmane_]

@@johnhowe8424 holy shit this was 3 years ago?

[@ugsdit5296]

*nearly vomits* "its actually not that bad"

[@gyan8002]

6:44 Austin briefly opens a portal to hell

[@thatonemetalheadslipknot4d15]

I love your Logo slipknot is awesome

[@thatonemetalheadslipknot4d15]

That burp

[@milesleonardreed5802]

Nice logo. I love slipknot

[@Argonian665]

Unrelated to this video, I recently got a hamster and when she uses her wheel it keeps me up. Tonight, it sounds like a deathcore drummer. Yesterday it was more like soft rock/stoner rock. Thought this was the appropriate channel to say it.

[@LaYamiUwU]

Record that shit please UwU

[@gabecarter3554]

lol

[@M.E.FProd.]

4:41 Austin's Demonic possession

[@MatthewsTrueShow]

"An oatmeal cookie on top, it feels like I'm fingering poop"

[@levimoola]

MatthewsTrueShow LMAO

[@positivelyneagitive9060]

6:15 dickey is now realizing he will not have a good time

[@CrazyBlonde454]

Someone should do a video replacing "bleugh" in songs with Austins gags, like the one at 4:41

[@deja3963]

DO YOU SEE THIS GUYS?

[@chandlerfyfe1]

Someone’s gotta make that Lol

[@gnasty4572]

4:40 Austin's eyes 😂😂😂

[@wyattroberts5774]

The demonic possession

[@keithberezny8154]

I come back to watch periodically when I’m stoned just to see Jared’s first drink because it glows and reminds me of a lava lamp. And you guessed it. That’s why I’m here today 😂

[@slimbr32]

I feel like these videos are just an excuse for Austin to just drink guilt-free

[@emmalinebrown]

“Tastes like an Orange Julius from Dairy Queen” - Austin Dickey the most logical man alive.

[@jungsunoh212]

The title of the video is the story of my life.

[@GlazzHalfFool]

Nirvana Trash it's an amazing coincidence that your life story is called "Jared dines and Austin dickey make bad life choices (puke warning)".......

[@screamcheese2464]

Nirvana Trash same 😂😂

[@rockydennisthe3rd]

Tomer Avira lol ikr must be anorexic or something

[@raytorvalds3699]

You guys make me laugh so hard. Thanks for putting these videos up. You guys rock \m/ Greetings from the Netherlands.

[@NickkAtNyte]

*dry heaves* Oh hey that’s really good.

[@nocon628]

I haven’t seen this since it came out and I am CRYING. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@christophermoore9436]

Taking shots whenever Austin gags and says "it's not that bad" or dry heaves is a drinking game in itself

[@MysticPhonk-cp1rc]

There be no recipes in the description Djared. Tsk Tsk Tsk

[@TheDickeyDinesShow]

okaaaaaay sorrryyyyyyy BUT they are all read out loud as we drink them!!

[@CallMeDarky11]

The DickeyDines Show any measurements though? I'd like to try the real Abominable drag queen

[@terogates1]

CallMeDarky11 same

[@Scoffslaphead72]

CallMeDarky11 I doubt they recorded the measurements. I would just experiment.

[@randyaguilera]

As they were reading the recipes, I actually wrote them down

[@DaddyKratosOfTheShire]

One of my favorite videos from these guys

[@elliegreen9992]

Was having a really bad day with online school so I made Mac n cheese and watched this instead. A nice throwback

[@sunnaki]

These are my favorite kinds of videos. Fucking great

[@thezombiepanda5065]

Tony's little giggle throughout the whole video Is amazing

[@slindyinfinitylordofthesea6276]

H.p. lovecake is an incomprehensible flavor like cthulhu in the deep

[@brendaneades5594]

SlindyInfinity Lord of the sea He described it as drinking a void, which, I think, would have been a lot better of a name

[@bigmacgyver1607]

4:41 nice metal scream

[@lukas6550]

Hell yeah regular uploads

[@Kris-er8nq]

i appreciate y'all for drinking miserably so i can pick and choose what you like (or don't spew up) so i can drink comfortably. true heros

[@Mephiston]

"If you want recipes check the description" *description is just a bunch of twitter and facebook links*

[@Ganon999]

I swear you can tell Austin is already super lit from the very beginning. He's my hero

[@joshsteiner9712]

It's awesome to see the dickeydines show back

[@subzero308]

"Tropical slimer or slimer on vacation" is literally what the first 1 should be called.

[@friskyfella1199]

Sup guys, I was one of the first 100 subs on this channel and wanted to tell you that I've been watching for a super long time and think that you guys are awesome and hilarious and to keep doing what you're doing!

[@jacobeberhardt1649]

Oh hell yeah. This again. I like these.

[@daddybrock3328]

Dickeys’ gag face had me rolling.🤣🤣

[@scrpin9445]

Congrats on 100k!

[@AmethystRebellion]

I was catching up in the middle of the arguing one! Lol

[@Ragnacide]

What a great video to watch after making some mistakes

[@Pher98]

You guys really seem to like getting demonetized

[@thearchivist7824]

C-Funk but first he needs to talk about Robot Wars...

[@zeoalexo]

war robots

[@austinmoser5056]

C-Funk I don't think that they care

[@6661islife]

Hence the patreon link lol but who really cares the amount of views google..I mean youtube wants compared to how much you get is retarded, I'd rather work at at McDonald's ONLY scraping out the grease pit in the hot sun, I think it's $100 usd per 100,000 views and 1000 likes.

[@griefinandcreepin]

Likes have nothing to do with revenue, but it is close to $1/1,000 views.

[@dorkasaurus9765]

Love ur shirts!

[@chandlerfyfe1]

Dickey rocking the mars attacks shirt, fuck yeah. That movies ridiculous, I love it haha.

[@ChaplainPhantasm]

6:15 Best reaction I've seen all day

[@andrewh5136]

11:14 Careless Whisper by Wham starts playing in my head LMFAO

[@Killerwolfsinnermemecircleofpe]

And I thought your content couldn’t get any better....... Love your guys content! (No homo tho)

[@calebroberts7067]

When you get a 'Texas school of bartenders' ad right before the video. 😂😂😂

[@antholler672]

You guys remind me of two of the greatest friends I ever had. They had a goodbye get together for me when I moved states at one point - when I moved back, they ignored me at all angles.

[@swissmetal6663]

Best video ever

[@HAZKIN_Official]

Lovely.

[@padsguitar6821]

dickey: wretching every organ of his body up also Dickey:its not that bad

[@UndeadKing996]

One of my favorites: the Royal Tail 1 Shot Crown Apple 1 Tsp Honey 3 Shots Strawberry Kiwi fruit juice

[@picklezz1892]

Hammer Smashed Face: 1 shot of tequila, 1 shot of grey goose vodka, Some Cotton Candy Bang energy drink, And 1 shot of Budweiser.

[@iamdeath5297]

Then smash the bottle with a hammer

[@wyattroberts5774]

Sound honestly not that bad. Imma try it

[@picklezz1892]

@@wyattroberts5774 it's got a good taste. ^~^

[@wyattroberts5774]

@@picklezz1892 sounds Like it

[@ashleyhester4049]

Yuck ... The cotton candy energy drink are the worst!#

[@baddnoise]

The Woodshop 1 1/2 - 2 Shots of Bourbon Fill roughly half the glass with Vernors soda. (other ginger beer style sodas may work, I just happened to use Vernors.) It actually tastes like wood, yet it’s surprisingly bot bad. Hence the name, The Woodshop

[@redfrojoe2602]

the neon green one jered made looks great on camera

[@senza4591]

The neon green one on jareds side looks kinda rad ngl

[@lazerkaage3390]

you guys should sample sounds from this for next album

[@HoldenSXE]

I can’t believe this was 5 years ago…I remember when this came out

[@chaoticcrow3664]

Did anyone notice that every time Austin gagged his eyes roll back

[@Torrment]

I think a lot of these cream-based things would be better if you kept it cold until tasting, with a strong whisking/shaking when prep.

[@amazonfulfillment4282]

DO MORE PLEASE

[@METALHEAD-fh8qc]

4:38 Austins Face Is Priceless!

[@buckybarnes8358]

Who noticed Jared wearing a panic at the disco tee shirt

[@chin70]

H.P. Lovecake tastes like drinking a void. That’s kind of perfect.

[@slystallonely]

3:50 this is just hilarious

[@savannaspencer4737]

Tony looks like the master of torture in the thumbnail

[@santinorb8506]

1:20 Dickey.exe has stopped working

[@gayvalds]

I am so happy Austin brought up Mystery Team

[@Sparson]

Those eyes though at 4:39 😂

[@user-wn8sp5ki9e]

3:36 Jared sounds so proud of it lmao

[@GlazzHalfFool]

I'm half through the video, and I ask myself, will there be a shoenice and a hillery in those??

[@weenbeen9104]

6:51 Jared: Ooh, daddy.. DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THIS??

[@memezmaster4132]

6:44 & 8:39 the demons were braking through 😂

[@41modder]

Im glad im not the only person that watched Mystery Team

[@leelou17]

6:15 the way Austin says,”Look how thick that is.” 🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂

[@scream1421]

6:15 austins best moment 😂😂

[@mattlevine2583]

you guys need to make a recipes and drink book

[@paddyman93]

The facebook notification sound though

[@scream1421]

It's not a dickey dines show taste test without a bucket for Austin

[@Dickey7861]

Ray Heathcock i neeeeeds muh puke bucket

[@CHUb2Z]

Strawberry Fanta and Pipeline Punch Monster is a dope combo

[@dylanschmeichel2008]

another vid!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[@ShadowRealmGame]

Dickey needs his own line of Puke Buckets

[@fatboysgarage7984]

My favorite drink is Jim Beam Devil's Cut mixed with root beer.

[@charlesmeadows6869]

1 part bleach, 2 parts Molson Canadian

[@ravvingar7328]

I have the same dollar store glasses, sick

[@confidentship7335]

The bubblecake is luminous.

[@memebigboy1946]

Best fucking title ever lmao.

[@Nicholascounterstrike]

Austins burps are fucking gnarly

[@than_487]

Came for metal, stayed for all the bullshit you do.😂 This is what I was looking for on KZbin, no clickbait, no trends, just people having fun fucking around.

[@perryborn2777]

I don't even drink, but I still really enjoyed watching this

[@keilman7051]

Hell Yeah wingman brewing

[@Niels0806]

5:15 close your eyes kids

[@dominicdager4331]

Drinking a void very lovecraftian haha

[@jarettbarnes2251]

Who remembers them doing this in 2016

[@peepinyowindow4517]

The dickeydines show(that i jared introduce and talk most of the time for)

[@seanburnett5303]

"very coffee"

[@leedalee5092]

6:18 austin became chris griffin

[@flamenramen9760]

I feel like Jared and Austin should open up an exotic bar

[@ryanallyear5529]

PB&J! 1 part Frangelico and 1 part cranberry. Serve in ice or blended with ice. It's bomb af!

[@tastefulsubstance]

You guys need to open a bar