jeff goldblum struggling to cook for 90 secs straight

the biggest gay disaster of our time
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[@Hildaglitz]

This is the most excellent 90 seconds I've ever witnessed...the editing is just so good

[@kitster900]

Jeff is, of course, an incredible fucking wizard with the best comedic timing known to man, but Bryce's laugh when he drops the thing at the end is *fucking everything to me.* Her power level is off the CHARTS

[@webarebears08]

Real footage of me laughing at the most inappropriate things at 2am

[@bowlofpasta8846]

This video perfectly sums up the choatic energy of Chef Goldblum

[@stefansalvatierra4913]

I can’t be the only one who was internally screaming when they cut the avocado...

[@OstblockLatina]

...aaand you're not!

[@just_enough_]

what have we done to deserve jeff goldblum? :'')

[@SamXlk]

Nothing...

[@entr0pix]

i almost had a stroke when he cut that avocado up

[@mellennia9]

This is why I love the goldblum.

[@PASTY06]

We march to the beat of our own avocado

[@dlang4346]

a national treasure

[@gale7a]

Only jeff goldblum would cut the avocado like that

[@garretttheferret4641]

I love when Jeff is cutting the bread and he just randomly says “not on my watch”

[@MilkDestroyer]

Yessss ty for putting this one KZbin too

[@Electricshrock]

This is an interesting insight into how his considerable charm must have compelled people to do basic things for him his whole life

[@kr-vi2eq]

why is that a criteria?

[@musmus-culus]

The captions are perfect. Well done!

[@King_Ears]

Jeff is proof alien life exists

[@oh-not-the-bees7872]

She is so fine

[@pavelkish7142]

LOL Jeff is gold and that lady. GOD bless them.

[@markandersen793]

I thought I had seen every episode of Twilight Zone, I was wrong.

[@chipdouglas9734]

*schmore*

[@honeysplash4154]

actually me

[@angelicamorales3842]

Omg the avocado!!! 👁️👄👁️

[@TheGrandChaosMaster]

That’s, that’s chaos theory.

[@witchofatheystreet3579]

Please say there is a longer version of this and where can I find it ? 😂

[@amandaperkins9100]

i'm trying to find it too

[@witchofatheystreet3579]

@@AuggieG2004 oh no why?!

[@venetiadavid7433]

Found it here - brycedhoward.com/cooking-with-jeff-goldblum-and-special-guest-mp4/

[@Number-6]

The series was from Funny Or Die, but they've been set to Private on youtube.

[@humbertohernandez5202]

Dra Claire Dearing and Dr Ian Malcolm

[@hellohlaale8728]

I want to see this complete?? Why do they took it off?

[@hellohlaale8728]

@@AuggieG2004 sad!! it was amazing :C

[@danieldilks6160]

who else is here after the cake video with brad

[@Nergal_Slayer]

Jeff really can't cook lol

[@SpideyFan-onst]

What planet is he from? Because no human can be that naturally funny.

[@MoonDevoured]

source?

[@ninmoja3442]

Does anyone knows where to watch de full video ?

[@alicelyon2664]

funny or die youtube channel I think it was! cooking with jeff

[@ninmoja3442]

Alice Lyon thanks

[@benhommes3450]

@@alicelyon2664 Dear Alice Lyon. would you be so very kind to re upload the full cooking with jeff episode, if you still have it on your pc from editing it? it is no longer on youtube! it is much sought after, not only by me. it would be really awesome to see it again. (L)

[@learningadab]

@@benhommes3450 here it is: kzbin.info/www/bejne/maLOk3mfa9CVpZI

[@benhommes3450]

thank you soo much! this video is such a gem @أ

[@user-lz5nd8lh8b]

where is this from?

[@learningadab]

A little late but here ya are: kzbin.info/www/bejne/maLOk3mfa9CVpZI

[@user-lz5nd8lh8b]

@@learningadab omg thank youuuu

[@ahmadhumaizivlog85]

Im spend a lot of time at kitchen especially cook...im watching a lot of cooking show...im passionate especially 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

[@erikgarciabat90]

I have 2 action figures 3.75 inch of they.

[@beebeegreat3730]

damn bro, that's crazy but did i ask?

[@corneliusthememe]

👌👌👌

[@snakewhitcher4189]

Maybe you should just let someone teach you something. You might even want to stop acting like you already know everything. Those avocado seeds are harmless.

[@snakewhitcher4189]

But they're still killing with every bite.

[@Dolan.Lovendahl_Presents]

My eyes hurt

[@robertdelgadocapetillo8684]

Bryce Dallas Howard freaks me out.

[@8S.8S]

What a L xD

[@armandozaenz7868]

Xd

[@BOB-wx3fq]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug -Rick James

[@kamillagutierrez9006]

hes high on life

[@taylorgaleazzi2964]

*we march to the beat of our own avocado*