Jeff Sessions Can't Recall What He Forgot To Remember

[@darter9000]

Sessions' memory was like a Seattle sunshine... it comes and goes and hides in the clouds.

[@thequiettone5694]

AMONG the clouds.

[@JamieShander]

Damn it. He even messed up the easiest damn question that they probably rehearsed beforehand. "Do you like Jason Bourne or James Bond movies?" "No... yes, yes I do." **sigh**

[@rydermccall3590]

Jamie Shander OMG, I thought that was a joke until that part of the video came on!

[@sharonbarnett9988]

Jamie Shander ...lmao

[@josieenglin8697]

He was on "no" "I don't recall" "I have no recollection of that" "Not to my knowledge" roll. So naturally a question like that would throw him off his "game".

[@camerondale6529]

I never understood why old, slow speakers say "let me put it this way" before every other sentence. Just say what you need to say without the extra unnecessary exposition.

[@flyinspirals]

Cameron Dale That's called 'buying time to think of a way to deflect the question'. A bullshitter's habit.

[@remroyal2564]

He knows the senators can only speak for so long. It's a way of stalling to limit the amount of information he gives up. He long windily answers questions without giving any concrete information, intentionally.

[@rtelkin2194]

To buy time & make their speeches more stentorious....

[@danp1471]

RT Elkin Oh check it out, I dont even have to check my word of the day calendar today. I'm just going to go with stentorious. *looks up the definition Uhh, I'm a little thrown off here. The definition I read for it just says "very loud or powerful in sound." which isn't a word I think quite applies to this situation. Thanks for helping me learn a new word though.

[@nazmussaadat5593]

No one else was in The room where it happened The room where it happened The room where it happened

[@andresbarriga5305]

Good one.

[@nanoma799]

Nazmus Saadat Yes my fellow Hamilton fans

[@malachiowens3423]

"Do you like James Bond movies" *Really? He's joking right?*

[@antoniomigueldizon9973]

Well he loved... From Russia with love

[@VampiricDarkDragon]

It appears to be a question to catch Sessions off guard and see if he could say anything other than "No." or "I don't recall." As we see, it works for a moment before Session's realizes what he was asked.

[@CallioNyx]

No, Senator Cotton (R) was definitely going very, very light on Sessions. Just friendly conversation they might as well had if they met in a hallway once.

[@williamross3081]

Tom Thompson go fuck yourself you backwards, bigoted ass-hat.

[@bigggamer4399]

Watch two minutes after the question was asked. The point of the question was to mock how ridicules and inflated this issue has become and is now like a badly written spy movie.

[@azraelcorvo9087]

"I don't recall..." "I don't have any information..." "I definitely left..." These are the words of a man who has no interest in aiding the investigation, but also wants to avoid committing perjury. AKA, a man with something to hide.

[@nikola2811]

Someone said Burr? "Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr sir? Depends, who's asking? Oh, well, sure sir..."

[@Cipriana023]

I'm Alexander Hamilton. I'm at your service, sir.

[@HansvanMol]

I'm getting nervous. :)

[@caoimh3]

I heard your name at Princeton, I was seeking an accelerated course of study, when I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours

[@lurchmob8603]

Fun fact: He's actually a descendant of Aaron Burr's brother.

[@maxigomez5916]

I may have punched him, it's a blur, sir, he handles the financials?

[@StartupDivision]

Stefen..has been a huge fan...! I cant believe its been so long..!! Appreciate the work man.!

[@DPowered2]

don't answer anything, reverse the questions, never say yes or give clear statements. Yeah he seems to be doing everything he is suppose to in this administration.

[@connectedone2343]

When you're too old "to remember " you need to retire. This is serious.

[@ruig8612]

Connected One that house elf is 100 times more successful than you , your mommy, your daddy and your cat will ever be....

[@richardsalafia1319]

Dude, you clearly did not watch the testimony. Jeff sessions was questioned on whether or not he had met any businessman or delegate at the RNC or at the Maryland hotel. His response is that there were numerous strangers with whom he exchanged pleasantries with and as he is not aware of their biographies he cannot be certain if they were connected to russians or not. Thus, the i don't remember exactly response. Now instead of being satisfied with this answer the democrats repeatedly posed the same question differently. Senator wyden did it, so did hienrich, and so did Kamala Harris. So no, he is not guilty you dumb fuck!

[@sama34]

Richard Salafia they need their ears cleaned out to hear that the slut Harris is trying to cover up her own dirt by joining the investigation which is too late for her, she is exposed

[@aorihanazari524]

He also seems to not be able to recall a lot of other stuff. What CAN he recall? Apparently, doesn't really know if he likes spy movies either.

[@lozman67]

That good 'ol Southern Charm, which lets you appear folksy, friendly, dependable and trustworthy, while you lie through your fucking teeth.

[@leightonrose9278]

The only answer they got was that Jeff likes James Bond movies. That's some serous dodging of questions.

[@giuls19891]

Drinking game: Take a shot every time someone from the Trump white house doesn't answer a question.

[@skippyikeoh5778]

Death

[@thomasjones6216]

you'd be dead from liver failure pretty quick

[@GManStritz8]

Oh man that game will result in constant drunkenness... lol.

[@cinammonstyx7622]

giuls19891

[@cinammonstyx7622]

Trump is certainly worse than most about it, but you could play that game with almost any politician and die within the hour.

[@Jasonblade9012]

Sessions the type of gnome to steal your white socks only

[@GwyndowsXP]

Jason Blade And he only takes lefties 😡

[@dougrobbins5367]

I'd buy a Sessions lawn gnome. Outstanding.

[@AMbradfordfilms]

Jason Blade This made me lol twice.

[@JungleMan777]

Lets pretend that he really doesn't know anything. That he is really this stupid and is oblivious to everything that happens around him. Plus, he can't remember yesterday. Then why the hell is this man Attorney General?!

[@BdR76]

So Session likes James Bond movies, the follow up question should have been: Is your favourite one "From Russia with love"?

[@BdR76]

And quit my day job as a professional KZbin reviewer? No way!

[@Perpetratorsunmasked]

BdR76 that's awesome

[@carlos32289]

LoL!!!

[@wilkinlow]

BdR76 damn nailed it

[@kjamison5951]

oh snap!

[@maymac2012]

Why Sessions needs to be so defensive? It is usually a sign of being guilty.

[@bigggamer4399]

Considering he wanted to testify and came forth on his own, shows he may be innocent. Wouldn't you want to testify if you were falsely accused?

[@shawnlewis1918]

Maybe you should ask Killary, the queen of defensiveness! LOL

[@Jade-mm1wl]

Shawn Lewis okay, but, Hillary Clinton isn't really in the political theatre now. Why do you keep bringing her up? Surely you would hold the current president and his cabinet to a higher standard than a former first lady and presidential candidate.

[@lawrencebader9399]

Jade Because that's the ONLY "defense" the alt right has now, Jade!

[@k98killer]

Fan Mac The Democrats were tearing into him with the frustration from getting stonewalled in the previous hearing. I disagree with his policy decisions and views, but I don't blame him for getting pissed off after one of his colleagues repeats an insulting and "scurrilous innuendo". He might be a racist garden gnome, but that pales in comparison to treason.

[@ElohimPenemue]

Jeff Sessions sounds like a 1950's Whites Only water fountain that came to life.

[@eartherinfire]

brilliant!!

[@percyblakeney3743]

Liberty City El Wow, good call.

[@nanomantube]

Hahaha....wait. I missed the part where Sessions ACTUALLY defends segregation.

[@822tray]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Snooze_Addict]

lmao!!

[@lucas8789]

"Everybody knows there was communication between Russia and Michael Flynn. That's why he was fired. Sessions really seems to know nothing. Explains why he was the first senator to endorse Trump." Ouch.

[@jessicahurst9915]

literally wtf is going on with America

[@mayonggak5779]

I'm the president that's whats going on

[@jessicahurst9915]

Donald Trump pls just run our country i am not worth ur time i don't really believe in you but commenting on lil ole me's youtube comments isn't helping to mend this nation. get on it ya pissy puff pastry

[@scp--297]

I don't know anymore. (Q^Q)

[@Cards8114]

Neko Sun why neko sun?

[@m.rodrigolemus6224]

Jeff Sessions Angry Little Hobbit: "I recall everything on Comey... but NOTHING on the Russians".😈

[@frontline327]

Someone free this house-elf so he can finally speak on the record about his master, Trump.

[@teeeeeveeeee314]

Here's some socks...now spill!!!

[@veek.6463]

Haha!

[@buffypython]

Instead of a piece of clothing, they give him Trump's toupee.

[@ScionStorm1]

Steve Thomas throw Trump's soiled underwear at his face.

[@KCCUZZ816]

5:18 it's sound like two kids was talking to each other..😂😂😂

[@BdR76]

"Sessions really seems to know nothing, which explains why he was the first senator to endorse Trump" xD LOL nice

[@Shiva108]

Ba-DUM ttssssss..

[@N1K5M1TH]

^^^ this fucktard voted for Hitlery

[@B3Band]

I like how he has no defense other than "Oh yeah? Well the person you voted for is bad!"

[@SkillLevel0]

Jeff sessions is an 1800s plantation owner with over 100 slaves. Let's just say, if the civil war happened today, I'm almost positive I know which side he would be on.

[@pinkyless]

And which side is that?

[@mrshaheedmalik]

There is a reason why Jeffery Sessions was named after Confederate leaders..

[@aishx]

Woman of color questioning Sessions makes him nervous - The Racist Times

[@jamessudbury6006]

aishx dumb....

[@sinclair2469]

this is what they mean with race-baiting

[@TheMactone]

That's exactly why he handled Kamala the way he did. 1 because she's black. 2 because she's a woman. GOP treats Elizabeth Warren the same way but only because she's a woman. Kamala is a double whammy and it burned Jeff Sessions to answer to a black woman. That's why he did not.

[@TheactressCJ]

Toney Tone you sir..are correct. He couldn't stand it.

[@mireederrick1977]

It doesn't make him nervous. She is a piece of crap like you and this show.

[@JustWasted3HoursHere]

It's amazing that a person of such high office can't remember something that happened only 6 months ago. JW3HH

[@ramywiles]

Literally the only perk of still being awake right now: Getting to this video while it still has 322 views That said, this hearing was an absolute shitshow and I'm genuinely wondering how many laws Sessions broke by refusing to answer the questions he was asked "because appropriateness lolol"

[@daveskerritt185]

OMG! I've resolved my insomnia problem! Just listen to Jeff Sessions talk for 15 seconds!

[@fidorover]

SEN. KAMALA HARRIS: Attorney General Sessions, is it true that you and the other Keebler Elves bake your cookies the old-fashioned elfin way, in magic ovens inside a hollow tree? AG SESSIONS: Uh, Senator Harris, I do not have any recollection of that. SEN. KAMALA HARRIS: Is the tree, in fact, the very hub of your elfin enterprise as it pertains to cookie-making activities? AG SESSIONS: Uh, I am not able to comment on that at this time, Senator. SEN. KAMALA HARRIS: But clearly you’re a friggin’ elf, right? AG SESSIONS: Uh, I do not recall. SEN. KAMALA HARRIS: _(quickly)_ An elf says what? AG SESSIONS: What? SEN. KAMALA HARRIS: I have no further questions, Mr. Chairman.

[@TheFriendlyTroll]

OMG 😆😆😆

[@Perpetratorsunmasked]

fidorover love it!!!!!

[@steven2985]

gold.

[@trinaholman4083]

Now that I have stopped laughing....ok, now.....err Now? Yes.OK, now that I have stopped laughing, is that maybe not fair to Keebler elves? I mean, do we condemn them all because one of them is half baked?

[@RajashreeGhoshdiya]

omfg 😂😂

[@rosejohnson-tsosie2552]

Thank You Mr Colbert for getting to the heart of the matter so quickly. Watching

[@jaden3146]

Trump: What did you tell em? Sessions: Why don't you tell me?

[@r.m8146]

I recuse myself from remembering

[@DPJAkech]

this thread is funny lol

[@CaptainEdMercer]

No, Yes i Do like russia, wait no.

[@diegocarmona2640]

Stephen Colbert looks... presidential ;)

[@ericvulgate]

they asked about bond movies to see if sessions could answer a yes/no question with something other than 'i don't recall'

[@seanprofit6201]

Even then he couldn't answer clearly... he did say no b4 changing his answer to yes...

[@DivingDog0]

"Could the Attorney General please make clear to the panel his favourite colour?" "Blue. No- red! AHHHHHH!"

[@t0ysoldier18]

He was just poised to answer every question with no, that was his strategy. Deny or say you don't remember. Then he gets an innocent question and starts defending himself, then realizes he wasn't attacked...

[@vext345]

as hilarious as it was, if you actually watched the whole thing and not just Colberts liberal take (don't get me wrong I love him and he is still funny), the context behind the question was setting up a thorough thrashing of the left wings agenda of smoke and mirrors.

[@Cognitive_Fun]

eric vulgate No it was a set up to defend Sessions from the onslaught of severe questioning with bullshit questions because he was a republican.

[@DC9848]

Congressional hearing has lost it's authority. If you give an oath and are found lying, immediate 5 year prison sentence

[@WalkrFilms]

i'm convinced we live in a movie

[@tamaraallen215]

Alexander Walker We're in the Matrix!

[@albertelnen4995]

Yeah a Month Python one.

[@saelfaddoul9252]

Where is SNL and Kate when you need it!!

[@lukusblack6442]

Why am I remembering Sessions on American Horror Story: Coven? He couldn't possibly be, but I see it plain as day.

[@ForAlgernon1]

Someone should send him a remembrall...

[@southeastindependentsocial330]

Lev K If they wear out then he'd probably need several backups too lol.

[@dargos0312]

Literally lol'd at "last surviving little rascal." Holy shit, that picture, what a goofball.

[@Buenomars]

"Sessions really seems to know nothing..." Jeff Sessions and Jon Snow have the same initials... hmm...

[@nataleesteele1688]

this is one of my favorite bits; from the Hamilton jokes, to the clips, Colberts commentary, and one liners definitely a fav

[@brotlowskyrgseg1018]

He actually has a very good memory. It just happens to be extremely selective. He forgot about everything that could potentially exonorate Trump - no wonder Trump was mad at him lately.

[@BulletTheEnforcer]

@ScottGordon We must remember that he "...attempted to refresh [his] recollection but so much of this [was] in a wholesale campaign of extraordinary nature that [he was] moving so fast that [he didn't] keep notes, [he met] people. [He] didn't keep notes of [his] conversations with the Russian ambassador at the Republican convention. [He] didn't keep notes on most of these things." Attorney General Jefferson Sessions III, June 13th, 2017 I take from this statement that AG Sessions was moving at such high speeds that he was unable to take notes and possibly broke the sound barrier. Any and all faces were a blur. @Brotlowsky rgseg "Well, you let [him] qualify -- if [he doesn't] qualify, it you'll accuse [him] of lying so [he] need[s] to be correct as best as [he] can." You aren't allowing AG Sessions to qualify whether his memory is selective or not, a fact that he cannot recall. Everything was moving so fast, how could he know what was happening? Attorney General Jefferson Sessions III, June 13th, 2017 Quoted words are from AG Sessions with bracket representing my own insertions. This dude's got a memory like a sieve. I'm surprised he "recalled" that he had to go to a "hearing" that he may or may not have had yesterday.

[@TheGeneralThings]

BulletTheEnforcer I just have to give you kudos for how awesome it is to see proper quote paraphrasing in a KZbin comment, thank you for doing a great thing!

[@liamdowd11]

Scott Gordon such an underated comment

[@chrisanderson8254]

Brotlowsky rgseg he's playing it down the middle, he wants to see how this plays out before picking sides.

[@Hannah-pk6iq]

We have nothing like this in the UK. Americans are soooo lucky to have Colbert. He is a shining light

[@marrier9999]

Attorney General Sessions, if the 35 years of service with distinction and honor to this country meant a damn thing to you, you would give straight f*cking answer to f*cking straightforward question that you just swore an oath to answer honestly.

[@SeekLight777]

Taking a Whisky shot in spirit with you Colbert...

[@loganhowell5456]

Stonewallin' Sessions

[@edgarvalencia9639]

"PISTOLS AT DAWN!" THAT JOKE BE ..😂🤣2DAM FUNNY

[@RamblinRick_]

Stephen did a great deal of voice training to rid himself of his southern accent. I wonder if, when imitating Sessions, that is Stephen's native accent.

[@waynethegreat23]

777scubadiver this true

[@scipio2009]

777scubadiver South Carolina and Alabama have different accent profiles, tbf. you add that where Colbert grew up is also a port region, and I doubt that the accent would've been all that thick anyway

[@felixf5211]

"...and the last surviving Little Rascal." Joke of the week. Brilliant.

[@ELF980415]

Might as well didn't come to the open setting if he dodged most of the questions #rigged.

[@caliluv4244]

Brilliant!! Thank you Stephen.

[@FirnonZodd]

Yeesh, Sessions says "I know nothing" more than Sargent Schultz

[@WitsEndProductions]

That shot did some magic cuz Colbert crushed it this monologue! Thank you, Mr. C.

[@Anonymous-oz1xe]

Sessions should not be able to walk in public without being doused in spit. The People aren't doing their job.

[@MisPhantomhive]

God bless shows like this. Comedians and performers like Colbert and Trevor Noah aren't afraid to call out bullshit like main media news networks are. I can understand why news networks are hesitant to say anything serious, in case they turn out to be wrong, but we're at a point in time where we can't keep sitting around waiting for people to confess. I 100% feel like I get WAY more information from late night shows than I've ever gotten from news channels.

[@juanreynoso9653]

the attorney-general unbelievable as a nation very very sad!!?

[@cdhanks]

All of Agent Orange's men are like Sgt. Schultz, "I hear nothing, I see nothing,. I know nothing." Now add "I remember nothing!"

[@bigdaddy8729]

Jeff sessions definitely remembered everything but he stonewalled throughout the hearing. He lied, recused himself and kept dodging the questions. His stupid smirk was the sign that he can outsmart everyone in this room and you can do nothing about it.

[@NickTheGreatAndPowerful]

Jessica watson Not necessarily. Honestly, what these stupid fucks don't say says more than what they DO say. If you ask someone if they did something, and instead of saying "No", they ramble for 10 minutes, then it's fairly obvious what the REAL answer is. If he COULD say no, he would have, because it could only help his cause, but it wouldn't help him or the Repugnantcans if he told the truth, so he won't, and instead he talks down the clock, dodging as many questions as possible.

[@padlockbeats151]

^yup... Deflection. Sessions cant deflect for shit though!

[@DivingDog0]

He's outsmarted everyone in the same vein as a child with crumbs around his mouth who says 'I dunno' to the query 'who ate the cookies'?

[@tomtruett1946]

Jessica Watson, I see the same smirk on the face of each of 45's surrogates when they appear on cable news programs.

[@Shiva108]

curious if he could deflect and outsmart a kick in the groin though...

[@mrjules1982]

Jon Batiste playing that Bernie Worrell hook at 5:03 :D Everybody's got a little light, under the sun!

[@simonreid3252]

Sessions seems to forget that refusing to provide answers to very simple questions will only help Trump if enough of America can be blagged twice. Screw the people over once, shame on you; screw them over twice, that's their problem.

[@richardramfire3971]

Colbert is brilliant. Please dont stop

[@NigelJ]

Sessions recalls that he "departed"; well, it sure is nice that he can recall at least one thing. As Comey would say, "Lordy!"

[@thecsolutions]

one of Steven's best! Absolutely hilarious

[@Cozmicsaber]

What was the "I say pistols at dawn sir" referencing?

[@IFZEX09]

CozmicSaber's Opinions Old timely, southern gentleman gun duels?

[@cybertronguy98]

probably Hamilton since he referenced Burr and Ham's duel and referenced a song in the musical later.

[@rutabagasteu]

CozmicSaber's Opinions The manner in which doofus. Sessions got indignant he sounded like an old movie character from the 1800s. Just before date and time for the duel. His racist past is showing.

[@eeazyv]

I low key enjoyed the way he took that whiskey shot... pause haha

[@DagobertX2]

Sessions is a weasel.

[@kjamison5951]

"Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals!... Except the weasels." - Homer J Simpson

[@piarossi4555]

DagobertX2 Please don't insult weasels. They are adorable and smart.

[@MT-eo6tq]

keep crying libtard #MAGA

[@brokenascendent5707]

Sychlo Killent oh you showed him you little bitch.

[@MT-eo6tq]

You mad coz you keep on loooosing because you're loooosers, hahaha #MAGA #CANTSTUMPTHETRUMP

[@joebroadbeef332]

" Pistols @ Dawn Sir..... PISTOLS. @. DAWN!!!!" for everything else there's MasterCard......

[@baxtar1963]

If I met with a Russian ambassador I would freaking remember it. He is a professional. He keeps records. He can check his calendar. WTF really??? He is a liar......

[@Pamela-cn3pm]

"Oh you is a bad elf, Dobby!" ... "It is difficult, sir. Dobby wonders where to begin."

[@jillyburt]

This is supposed to be about the important issue: Did Russia , a hostile enemy of the U.S., interfere with the United States election? We need to get to the bottom of this.

[@ashleylavergne4327]

To fidorover: hilarious! 😂😂😂. Nailed it!

[@tsingtao3863]

Kamala Harris is awesome, makes me hopeful for that country.

[@jamieslaght]

LMAO! Whiskey shots! Yassss, a round for America! :P

[@adhst]

That Hamilton reference tho (L)

[@yesenialopez1334]

I need to get tickets to this show ASAP!! 😂😂😂😂

[@darthrevan9144]

I am surprised that could remember anything at all since there is clearly too much shit blocking his mind..

[@CatherineWitherell]

I LOVE Mr. Colbert!!!!

[@piarossi9426]

I think it would be fun if Stephen were to read aloud some of these crazy and illegible hate comments, on the air.

[@mitchellkrouth5083]

Go get them Stephen you are the best

[@exbladex99]

Looks like the Cottonfarmer decided to waste his time with treacherous questions.

[@mikemiller469]

FUKN GREAT BIT OMG😂😂😂 "U have no power here"😃

[@TheBobryash]

someone pls explain joke about "pistol at dawn" and "his name is Burr" ?

[@mushroomshrub]

Cooper_knows Aaron Burr was the damn fool that shot Alexander Hamilton, first US treasury secretary. There's an entire musical about it, it's pretty good.

[@TheBobryash]

too subtile joke for non-american, thank you so much) and i doubt i could watch this musical in russia(

[@fcbayernfanforum]

Unfortunately, there's no official recording of 'Hamilton' yet (they made one though), however I strongly encourage you (and basically everyone :D) to check out the soundtrack on Spotify/KZbin. It is, as Trump would say, TREMENDOUS. :)

[@lumpy0100]

Thanks The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.:) "Sweet Darkness Cover Me.":D

[@m.rodrigolemus6224]

Jeff Sessions Angry Hobbit seems to know NOTHING... which explains why he was the first senator to endorsed Trump.😈

[@sergiochavez722]

and last surviving little rascal!!! That's gold!

[@bhagirathpriyavrat821]

daaayuuum do they even listen to themselves

[@flyinspirals]

Bhagirath Priyavrat Nope. They just watch the audience to see how they take it and which way they'd better slither next. That takes up most of a liar's energy.

[@ChocolateTeapot93]

I love that he made a Hamilton joke just as I was making my own Hamilton jokes!

[@Thaistickthai]

colbert i fuckin love you. gun to my head whos better john stewart or steven colbert, i dont know shoot me.

[@averygump]

When Colbert calls THAYO-den, THEO-den and you wonder if the movie got it wrong.

[@scorpiodynastyx6601]

Session looks like a freaking garden gnome.

[@tangobango9653]

The Keebler Elf belongs in a retirement home for "Little People."

[@pittsburgh4real237]

White people making fun of white privilege you just gotta laugh

[@kloverkardashian1846]

The title of this video is pure STRANGERS WITH CANDY!!!! If you enjoy Stephen Colbert and haven't seen any SWC (three seasons), you must. It's beyond awesome and hilarious. Give it a try; it's all over the internet, free.

[@mjf4888]

Stephen, I love your show and what you stand for, but picking on peoples height should not be a thing, however bad the person may be. Sincerely, a 5'3'' tall socialist french guy.

[@WildwoodClaire1]

Sessions' line "served with honor" made me laugh out loud.

[@pittsburgh4real237]

I admit all late night comedy is liberal propaganda but some of it is funny.

[@SoulSeeking]

religiousabuse Your username checks out.

[@religiousabuse]

SoulSearching thank you i try

[@LS-wh9rn]

God this cracked me up 😂😭😂😭😂

[@JayTee2985]

"So you think you can testify about Russia." Hahahah omg he got me lmfao

[@febaburga]

"Jeff? Did you eat the pie I left by the window?" "I don't remember."

[@stevie68a]

The title of this clip is priceless, and explains so much.