I love that even when Cornette is fantasy booking, he’s not sure if he can get Brock to come to the territory.
@chloeirnes3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment!
@Matt5613 жыл бұрын
Caught that too amazing lol
@electricebb33373 жыл бұрын
hahaha, fucking fantastic comment
@MikaSaastamoinen3 жыл бұрын
26:20 WHO IS THAT GUY? Hahahahaha. Brians laugh is amazing
@LegionOfShrooms3 жыл бұрын
@G-Body Loc last time they came to my town it was supposed to be raw. I kept messaging them nobody wants to see your crap product. It’s a 10,000 seat arena and you couldn’t sell half those seat to smack down. They cancelled the event. 🤣
@googleruinedyoutube47073 жыл бұрын
"Danny Burch, this looks like the mugshot of someone who just blew up a trailer with a meth lab." "Yeah, I'll take Danny Burch."
@ebransc093 жыл бұрын
Same for the Briscoes?
@scrappy933 жыл бұрын
@@ebransc09 ikr with the bad dental lol.
@JMitsuruDavis3 жыл бұрын
Didn’t he say he lived under the meth trailer that blew up lolz
@cipherpac3 жыл бұрын
There is always a niche spot on a TV roster for a guy who looks like he blew up a trailer with a meth lab.
@MikaSaastamoinen3 жыл бұрын
26:20 WHO IS THAT GUY? Hahahahaha. Brians laugh is amazing
@eiephants3 жыл бұрын
The reaction to Carmella's picture had me rolling.
@averyl63723 жыл бұрын
" is this a drawing ?? "
@keithyw3 жыл бұрын
too much make up, hair dye, fake tan and other things that just make her look more dollish
@averyl63723 жыл бұрын
@@keithyw she the best looking horse I ever saw tho
@scattonm3 жыл бұрын
A robot sex doll. He is the best
@bootsthecat67183 жыл бұрын
I mean this in the nicest way possible but, for the look she is going for, I think Carmella would take his reaction as a compliment
@locman62283 жыл бұрын
That description of Carmella is surprisingly accurate.
@michaelwhite72753 жыл бұрын
Lololol
@popo01293 жыл бұрын
I had to look up her page on the website... Holy shit they picked the worse one and I don't blame Cornette for thinking what he thought at the time of making this lmao.
@skyblaze11343 жыл бұрын
@@popo0129 she looks terrible and fake anyway
@ThePunk013 жыл бұрын
@@skyblaze1134 You wouldn't turn her down...
@smarkslowplay35123 жыл бұрын
She's the most plastic looking woman in a company that has Dana Brooke, Charlotte and Eva Marie
@ThisCharmingMan19843 жыл бұрын
“If I’m having women, I’ll have Naomi…as Jim Barnett once famously said” That is now one of my favourite Brian Last one-liners; both Jim, and Brian were on superb form here.
@myluckythumb59873 жыл бұрын
Goldberg vs Vacant at Summerslam confirmed.
@jason666king3 жыл бұрын
Who? Lashley retained.
@BUNNYLANWARREN3 жыл бұрын
😂 they dont kno about vacant he the goat 🐐
@DUFFYISBACK3 жыл бұрын
vacant is verry good
@trelard3 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't surprise me. Pro wrestling has become a joke.
@chwenhoou3 жыл бұрын
I didn't know WWE signed up that invisible wrestler from the outlaw mud shows. Man, they'll pick up anyone just to keep their competition down.
@ASwagPecan3 жыл бұрын
45 minutes? Strap in, boys. It’s gonna be a good one.
@Kas582233 жыл бұрын
This going be a good rant
@alexiscardoso7783 жыл бұрын
Oh yeah! REEAALLL GOOOD!!
@TheKawagawaga3 жыл бұрын
Do yourselves a favour and go to the WWE roster page so you can see who they are talking about. Will make the video even funnier.
@ASwagPecan3 жыл бұрын
@@TheKawagawaga Good idea, I couldn’t put a face to at least half of the names they’re mentioning.
@j.r.rhodes91183 жыл бұрын
Oh hell yeah
@Flexarot3 жыл бұрын
@11:26 "Carmella, Holy Mackerel this looks like one of those, fucking model sex robots that they have been building, she doesnt look like , no, she dont look like a real person" LOL Love when Brian can't stop laughing at one of Jim's statements lol
@813South3 жыл бұрын
That shit had me in tears
@scorptarget3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@rrabbitt13893 жыл бұрын
Although this was hilarious of him to say I gotta agree with him in a good way though. Cos my GAWD Carmella is that unbelievable to look at 👀 lol
@Q2k73 жыл бұрын
Does he mean a femmebot?
@SmithCommaBenjamin3 жыл бұрын
Sadly, all the women in WWE look that way now. WWE is all about Women's Revolution, but parade women who've had insane amounts of plastic surgery to the point they are unrecognizable every 3-4 years. What message is that sending to any young women (and men) watching?
@chefkaze7953 жыл бұрын
Brian saying “I need an office boy” about HHH got me dyin 😂
@selfishstockton61233 жыл бұрын
Underrated joke lol
@MrLoader123 жыл бұрын
it would be cool if Jim takes his roster and would book shows in a 10 min segment or whatever , do ppv's once a month and eventually wrestlemania , only imaginary of course
@tthompson47683 жыл бұрын
Yep
@YoungGiftedandMac3 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking the same thing yesterday. It would be interesting if Jim took different current PPV's and shows from all over and say how he would have booked them differently (or not). I know he gives his "critiques". But sometime he goes off on rants and it would be interesting to hear a more professional take.
@johnnapier88303 жыл бұрын
Pin this comment, I'd love to see this. Well, hear this.
@markfroman7383 жыл бұрын
Jim would do some fantastic fantasy booking
@scorptarget3 жыл бұрын
💯💪🏽
@1986jamesa3 жыл бұрын
Drew Gulak is master technician. He should be kept to train half the guys they pick.
@gollumandeowyn3 жыл бұрын
"Master Technician" is a term that's really overused in pro wrestling. The technical wrestling skills typically seen in wrasslin' these days you could see in most junior colleges and even the odd high school program.
@1986jamesa3 жыл бұрын
@@gollumandeowyn Then clearly you havent been paying attention. Hes easily on Bryan Danialsons level. put Biff Busick on that list as well.
@CoolCATs28143 жыл бұрын
With the proper gimmick or storyline, he'd be a star. If they bring back King of The Ring, he'd be my pick. He'd do wonders w/ the gimmick, just like Corbin did.
@chloeirnes3 жыл бұрын
+1
@Taabituubi3 жыл бұрын
I'd take Gulak in a heartbeat for my fed. If nothing else put him as a trainer.
@jmnyc2123 жыл бұрын
"Aaliyah. I thought she got killed years ago?" Jesus Christ 😂
@PBMdanya3 жыл бұрын
How is that funny?
@sdvsraw20103 жыл бұрын
@@PBMdanya It is so stop crying snowflake
@wolfman42043 жыл бұрын
@@PBMdanya Learn how to take a joke
@kinglyone83 жыл бұрын
Brian’s laugh on Matt Camp. LMAO. This is comedy gold
@ScorpioTheDon3 жыл бұрын
‘This looks like the mug shot of a guy who blew up a fucken trailer with a meth lab’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love Cornette 👏
@michaelwhite72753 жыл бұрын
Lmbo
@blinkzone13 жыл бұрын
haha
@siddhanth30443 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@chriscothron36063 жыл бұрын
“This looks like the guy who was living underneath the trailer that blew up.”
@smallcd3 жыл бұрын
I'm waiting for the "WWE Regional Northeast District 6-Man Tag Team Champions".
@ymca45473 жыл бұрын
Hey, I am one of the holders. We won them on a hot, steamy night in Rio de Janeiro.
@rl3183 жыл бұрын
Bring back the Western States Heritage title too. I used to joke around with a friend of mine when belts like the Million Dollar belt and the FTW title would come around that a federation should just have a bunch of guys walking around with their own meaningless personal titles that never changed hands. That day is probably close now.
@jimbeehler40643 жыл бұрын
Never happen that would require vince to acknoledge tag teams 😃
@TiffanyStarrxxx3 жыл бұрын
Same, b I t the woman's division.
@graham.25473 жыл бұрын
Doesn’t surprise me it took Jim 45 minutes to go through the roster. It took him 4 minutes to list the champions alone!
@MikeJr92843 жыл бұрын
Just goes to show how bloated WWE’s roster is if it took 40+ minutes for Jim and Brian to go through it.
@mohegansun24393 жыл бұрын
that really is a lot of damn belts...they literally giving one to everybody.
@LoveGuyAgain3 жыл бұрын
@mohegansun and when kept going 🤦🏿🤦🏿🤦🏿
@keithyw3 жыл бұрын
this is the equivalent of how teachers now have to make every student feel special because of the whole self-esteem movements.
@jesusleyva43863 жыл бұрын
It's because their writers are lazy and can't come up with any feuds. An easy way out is just have wrestlers A and B compete for Title #7, etc
@bobdobbs78283 жыл бұрын
How else are they supposed to hold up their pants?
@hellyeah38713 жыл бұрын
I dont even know how wrestling is even still a thing. The whole wrestling gimmick is played out.
@thelastmotel3 жыл бұрын
I give Jim's Irish name pronunciation skills an Aoife effort.
@sonnieandjacob3 жыл бұрын
Underated pun
@youngdolo83 жыл бұрын
Nice one. I've thought about emigrating to America and naming my first daughter Caoimhe purely to fuck with her teachers once she's older.
@thelastmotel3 жыл бұрын
@@youngdolo8 Nice lol. Aoibheann if you have a second girl, maybe :D
@MrMuttly553 жыл бұрын
F E
@markobighead31733 жыл бұрын
@@youngdolo8 Have some more, name them Sadhbh and Domhnaill.
@teecakes3 жыл бұрын
I absolutely DIED when Jim got to Carmella LMAOOOO
@MatthewSaliba3 жыл бұрын
WWE releases Vacant. "What's Temporarily Empty doing in Daily's Place?"
@sunshineholmes34873 жыл бұрын
Cody already wants a match with Temporarily Empty.
@aldairmolina893 жыл бұрын
The carmella bit had me in tears, cornette is just fucking hilarious, along with last just cracking up the entire time 😂😂😂
@ravendarklawgaming1973 жыл бұрын
I had to pull up the roster page and scroll along, I was not disappointed lmfao! Vacant is the real GOAT
@ArchangelJuicy3 жыл бұрын
same here, followed them as they scrolled through
@Jackaljkljkl3 жыл бұрын
11:26 is one of the funniest Cornette moments ever.
@thandolwethuthabethe45833 жыл бұрын
18:45 "I'm gonna write 1 Uso" - Jim Cornette
@AmateurHour11113 жыл бұрын
Brian: “I’ll take Reginald” Jim: “wHAaTtt!?” Hahahaha
@mattellis32973 жыл бұрын
" do you have a mouse or mice" " first of all you dont say mice and I have 3......mice i guess you would say" Damn near cried hearing that lol
@mattellis32973 жыл бұрын
" how are you reading this?!" " I just clicked on A-kid" " oooo you just click on the image for the info? Well I don't care enough to do that" Jim's killing it today lol
@ymca45473 жыл бұрын
Vacant vs The Invisible Man in a cage match at the main event of WrestleMania. (God, the special referee)
@Fantasy_Flan3 жыл бұрын
I got my money on Vacant. My man has been winning titles since 1913.
@agdabossman3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@chwenhoou3 жыл бұрын
And the match ends in a DQ finish because of interference by Hornswaggle.
@ymca45473 жыл бұрын
@@chwenhoou Swerve, bro. By order of Booker of the Year Tony Khan it will now be an Exploding Barbed Wire Steel Cage Deathmatch Chamber.
@omegamark91783 жыл бұрын
That's good shit,pal!
@thebrotherhood2273 жыл бұрын
I’m ngl Keith being intelligent is part of the reason I like him Would be boring as hell if he worked and spoke like a typical big man
@DannyBZ93 жыл бұрын
He was boring as hell. You think he’d be released if he wasn’t?? Snoozefest couldn’t draw a dime!
@acenace243 жыл бұрын
I agree. The way he acts actually makes him different. Anyone saying he wouldn’t draw a dime is trolling and clearly didn’t watch NXT.
@DannyBZ93 жыл бұрын
@@acenace24 nobody watches NXT, they can’t even beat a mudd 🤡 show AEW. Ask anyone on the street who Keith Lee is?? Whooo ?? People don’t buy tickets to WWE to see who?? He’s not a draw
@167kinggam3 жыл бұрын
@@DannyBZ9 he isn't a draw but he can be a big BELIEVABLE star. You're hating on the wrong ppl bruh, there are lots of vanilla midgets like cole and gargano who are the ones u shud really be hating.
@danthemancushecan3 жыл бұрын
@@DannyBZ9 dude no one has been a "draw" for about a year.
@slwalsh3 жыл бұрын
Doink looks like Tommy Lee Jones in that “I don’t care” clip from The Fugitive.
@BronzeBullBalls3 жыл бұрын
I would love to see Jim take his selections and then come up with some creative - show bookings with the new roster.... probably be more entertaining listening to Jim's fictional WWE shows than the real thing.
@jeffmiller59823 жыл бұрын
Damn, the commentary between these two is classic. They buried poor Wild Boar and Wolfgang. The crack about Stephanie McMahon was awesome. HHH as an office boy. I really wanted to roll on the floor laughing.
@manuelper3 жыл бұрын
"Trent Seven, I'll wait until he gets to Eight or Nine" - this had my howling, lol
@ROMANTIKILLER23 жыл бұрын
It is a mystery how a company with so many wrestlers signed ends up always booking the same re-matches over and over on TV.
@richardremick16393 жыл бұрын
“I thought she got killed years ago” this guy is classic LMAOO 😂
@brianstone37223 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂 hilarious bro I loved it.
@richardremick16393 жыл бұрын
@@brianstone3722 hahaha LMAOO seriously man he dishes out so many comedy phrases about the wrestlers I can’t even keep up haha best 🤣👌🏻👍🏻
@BrotherNero7773 жыл бұрын
smh
@MarsofAritia3 жыл бұрын
too soon?
@fwef74453 жыл бұрын
thanks Jim, my coffee is all over my screen now
@lachymckenzie58523 жыл бұрын
This was brilliant! 45 minutes of side busting fun
@leomdk9393 жыл бұрын
There's 209 wrestlers listed on WWE's website. Holy. FSC.
@smarkslowplay35123 жыл бұрын
There are 5 or 6 rosters tbf. Way too much, way overexposed, way oversaturated
Just like with Dubya C Dubya they got a roster that's bigger than they know what to do with. Luckily they had Thunder and Saturday Night to give those poor souls some screen time. It's a shame The Gambler or Roadblock never got a belt.
@krazieboi963 жыл бұрын
In their defense, people look at these as if they are one roster instead of separate promotions. People watching Monday Night Raw or Smackdown aren't watching NXT UK which is a promotion that is localized to the UK region. Basically, everything under WWE is a farming promotion and because they are broadcasted people think its actually like one big promotion when its not.
@frankunodostres4733 жыл бұрын
lmao the bit with "mr. mcmahon" was hilarious
@jusma213 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for the new “Hardest to pronounce name” Championship Belt
@crimsonmask52173 жыл бұрын
Lince Dorado isn't a masked guy with a real name. It's Spanish for Golden Lynx.
@arnavbhagwat42323 жыл бұрын
Why drop Jinder Mahal though? He is a big star here in India. Just make a 'South Asian' Championship belt, give him short squash matches on TV and the relatively casual Indian audience will love it. Just make him a baby babyface so that people actually wanna root for him!
@walsh90803 жыл бұрын
Plus he has history with McIntyre, someone they both agreed to keep.
@arnavbhagwat42323 жыл бұрын
@@locustjohn3865 not all belts are for you Americans, let us have one belt for us lol
@almightycinder3 жыл бұрын
@@arnavbhagwat4232 Then why give the belt to a Canadian?
@arnavbhagwat42323 жыл бұрын
@@almightycinder He looks like one of us, and speaks fluent Hindi. That's good enough!
@d-zonnee51283 жыл бұрын
Then, make your own wrestling company..so you can put the title as long as you want. 😅
@MikaSaastamoinen3 жыл бұрын
26:20 WHO IS THAT GUY? Hahahahaha. Brians laugh is amazing
@AnimalPuff3 жыл бұрын
"Aliyah....I thought she got killed years ago." man it still took me a minute to get that he meant AALIYAH the singer, not the wrestler Aliyah, made me laugh
@gator93393 жыл бұрын
Too soon Jim Too soon
@jon_c_smith3 жыл бұрын
I died laughing at his reply to Aliyah.
@justin22693 жыл бұрын
@@gator9339 It’s been 20 years so not really
@jasonmoody42193 жыл бұрын
@@justin2269 it was around the same time as 9/11. Can we make jokes about that now? Cause I've got some doozies.
@stonecoldsteveaustin4143 жыл бұрын
@@jasonmoody4219 Nah man it’s a touchy subject and a lot of people died from it, including my dad. He was one of the best pilots in the middle east… man i miss him..
@Giveme1goodreason3 жыл бұрын
You get a belt, you get a belt, everyone gets a belt
@gaingreen50693 жыл бұрын
Right!?
@JM19939513 жыл бұрын
But don’t call it a belt.
@jonathanlindsey7903 жыл бұрын
This was cool, but I want to see Brian and Jim hold a draft. They can only claim a talent on Jim's list or Brian's list.
@nerdrage5573 жыл бұрын
I still can't believe they released Braun Strowman of all people. They clearly didn't use him well from what I can tell (having him win the tag titles with a kid, train noises, etc) but still dudes a monster heel when properly presented imo
@whynotbrosay3 жыл бұрын
too much pay for a goofball. Has the look, but not much else.
@SAM-ru4vx3 жыл бұрын
If people wanna go to Hollywood let them go and stay there.
@natebaxter95513 жыл бұрын
He wasn't worth his asking price.
@ryanstewart79653 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine this a dramatic recreation of Tony Kahn coked off his mind doing booking
@renatocontrerasflores2943 жыл бұрын
Marky khan wishes he was a booker like JC or Dusty but hes actually a fucking russo 😂😢😂
@num1Jaysta3 жыл бұрын
@@renatocontrerasflores294 You wish he was Russo, but nobody will be that.
@renatocontrerasflores2943 жыл бұрын
@@num1Jaysta hahahaha
@GodlessScummer3 жыл бұрын
This was worth a listen just to hear Brian make a Young Ones reference.
@jvomkrieg3 жыл бұрын
Cornettes WWE name would be "Jack McEnroe" because vince would see the tennis racket and make a reference to a guy who was famous 40 years ago.
@tylerthepianoman46863 жыл бұрын
3:49 Pretty deadly are really good imo. The Milli Vanilli comparison was funny, but Jim should watch a couple matches of theirs. Looks can be deceiving. They actually wrestle like a classic heel tag team
@duffs1013 жыл бұрын
I feel the same about Grizzled Young Veterans. Jim still hasn't watched any of their matches, but I know he would love them if he gave them a chance.
@Rapture823 жыл бұрын
The response to hearing Matt Camp was priceless!!! 🤣
@jesterr71333 жыл бұрын
It's a shame that Jim has never seen NXT UK, because he would love guys like Joe Coffey, Mark Andrews, Rampage Brown, and Zach Gibson.
@CoolCATs28143 жыл бұрын
Hard to watch them now w/ no fans in attendance though. Gibson has been featured on NXT quite heavily though, so if he would watch that, he'd see him at least.
@FriENTlyFire3 жыл бұрын
NXT UK would probably be Jim's favorite promotion lol
@jtom4163 жыл бұрын
The title, time, and thumbnail. Yeah, this is gonna be good
@oceanview111123 жыл бұрын
Jim's hairline is a drive-in movie screen
@christophermarang.35693 жыл бұрын
Jim should have left that Quantajia statement on the cutting room floor. 😂
@robertmurray3613 жыл бұрын
You don't want Pete Dunne? I am mystified by that.
@Attila-19943 жыл бұрын
27:30 Brian's Laugh is Priceless x'D
@TriplomatX3 жыл бұрын
Idc if Cornette don't like Asuka, I like Asuka. She's great. her booking sucks, but because she's Asuka trying to be American, she just.....gets over! And her matches are great and works easily with any woman, and can make those like Dana Brooke look better than they are. She makes my list for sure. I love that her & Charlotte have a Trish & Lita rivalry, even winning the Tag titles while she was Raw Champion.
@TriplomatX3 жыл бұрын
@Youtosux if you're a Rhea Ripley fan, you would appreciate someone like COrnette praising her on the show as a star. Had Asuka had support from Cornette, maybe the creative would lay off her back with stereotypical garbage and let her be the face to do business with Asian countries. You see how hard they're fighting for XIa Li to succeed.
@wh56013 жыл бұрын
You can ignore like 90% of the stuff that Cornette says about women’s wrestling and women wrestlers. It’s by far the biggest problem I have with him
@TriplomatX3 жыл бұрын
@Wasp Factory I guess I'm a simp, but for Asuka, not Cornette. I came from the Kayfabe so Cornette was always hated, especially how his attitude for Shawn Michaels carried outside WWE. But with the confusion of AEW, Corny verifies I'm not going crazy and AEW isn't as great as projected by fans.
@TriplomatX3 жыл бұрын
@Wasp Factory "apropos of nothing"?
@tware71623 жыл бұрын
I agree with the cohost about Seth Rollins. Sick of him
@quentinkaasa473 жыл бұрын
X-Pac heat
@scattonm3 жыл бұрын
I was cracking up when he was rattling off the list of champions. I don't know why, I just thought it was hilarious
@jasonjimerson70463 жыл бұрын
Vacant? He has won more titles than everyone else on this list combined!
@artvandelay87673 жыл бұрын
Vacant=Chris Benoit
@5150scottie51503 жыл бұрын
25:15 "BOY that's a squeeky chair" 😂😂😂
@TheHarv682 жыл бұрын
Brain taking Titus O'Neil as his commissioner is an underrated pick
@insignificantaftermathPROJECTS2 жыл бұрын
Its funny listening to this in late 2022. A lot has changed.
@KyleeSaurus3 жыл бұрын
The Aaliyah line made me cackle
@marcuslee19273 жыл бұрын
That was hilarious
@PBMdanya3 жыл бұрын
@@marcuslee1927 no it wasn’t. It was said in bad taste.
@mcw25533 жыл бұрын
7:43 Aoife is an Irish name - and quite a commonly used one even - pronounced Eefa. Sincerely, a Belgian.
@jazzygeofferz3 жыл бұрын
I came here to say that.
@youngdolo83 жыл бұрын
I know 7 Aoifes, one of whom is my younger sister. It's as common as muck here.
@Colt-bd2mv3 жыл бұрын
“She looks like one of those model sex robots” Brian lost it completely 😂😂😂
@wilsonjoshwilson3 жыл бұрын
“Jenny? Is she from the block”😂😂😂😂
@mikespoon36853 жыл бұрын
A-O-I-F-E is pronounced "ee-fah". I believe it's Gaelic.
@undertaker31343 жыл бұрын
That's absolutely correct.
@christophermarang.35693 жыл бұрын
They just reviewed A-Kid vs Walter and praised the match and now they’re crapping on him 😂
@CaptLoquaLacon3 жыл бұрын
That was WALTER vs Ciampa they praised and also WALTER vs Ilya, they've not watched A-Kid at all as far as I'm aware. I think Jim would find him too small (and the name doesn't excite people), but I'd love to hear Brian's thoughts on A-Kid vs Cassius Ohno
@christophermarang.35693 жыл бұрын
@@CaptLoquaLacon it isn’t in the clips, but they did talk about it on a 4 hour pod at the time, and they said it looked like an insane miss match, but Walter made it look good, and A-Kid did his roll. But he loved Bates, Champia, and Ilja.
@theshape34313 жыл бұрын
Lmao that Matt Camp bit was disrespectful.. I’m in tears 😂😂😂
@ourladyofguadalupebotanica67323 жыл бұрын
Is it just me, or is Jim's KZbin channel the only channel where it would have been distracting had they put it in video format? The goofy picture each time is perfect.
@colonelkenpachi50093 жыл бұрын
Damn I'm surprised they passed up on Dave Mastiff and Jordan Devlin, they passed up alot of NXT U.K. talent. NXT U.K. probably has some of the best stuff going on in the whole company.
@rajagopal573 жыл бұрын
Not just NXT uk, they left out almost all British guys. Tyler bate, pete Dunn, Trent seven all of them much better talents
@tempestfennac96873 жыл бұрын
I'm only 15 minutes in but I've only heard of Dave due to him featuring on the first episode of the World of Sport revival so I'm not surprised Jim's not heard of him if he's never wrestled for a major US promotion ( www.cagematch.net/?id=2&nr=2621&page=20 suggests he's been in quite a few places over the years but his TNA run seems to only have consisted of 5 matches over 2 years).
@natebaxter95513 жыл бұрын
@@YoussefHamade they're picking a roster off the website. Of course they pass over people they haven't heard of.
@natebaxter95513 жыл бұрын
@@YoussefHamade you do realize this is a podcast meant to entertain, right?
@smarkslowplay35123 жыл бұрын
Took over 20 spittakes and belly laughs through this. Oldtimey Jim must love those names and generic looking fellas
@ahmalo3 жыл бұрын
A dash Kid is a fantastic talent and definitely held his own in the match against Walter.
@revelstatus23463 жыл бұрын
Are Jim and Brian having a fantasy draft? Now I want them to do one for AEW.
@tmccane3 жыл бұрын
They might have 8 guys on that draft and 1 woman.
@deft__123 жыл бұрын
@@tmccane Ftr Adam Page MJF Christian Cody (if he was set straight) Matt Hardy (as a draw) Brian said he likes Dustin Rhodes Britt Baker This is what I’m guessing
Yeah and I’m betting Aew roster is way better than wwe. I can’t stand most of the wwe roster but the stupidest wrestlers they have are the new day, Elias, Viking raiders, the bro guy, Keith lee he just looks stupid, and retribution just to make some of the shitty ones.
@natebaxter95513 жыл бұрын
@@rrod7958 all of those dudes put AEW's roster to shame.
@bootsthecat67183 жыл бұрын
I hope someone at WWE is listening to this
@CoolCATs28143 жыл бұрын
If they don't know the entire product--NXT & NXT UK--and one is automatically not using women, can you really take them completely seriously though?
@ronniejdio94113 жыл бұрын
So they can release 133 ppl?
@manuelper3 жыл бұрын
@@CoolCATs2814 You sure can.
@revelstatus23463 жыл бұрын
Vince still holds the final say
@doomedhuh3 жыл бұрын
they should go back to only having world, intercontinental, and one set of tag champions.
@renatocontrerasflores2943 жыл бұрын
The top championship situation may be tricky with split rosters tho. Id keep both and have the tag, midcard and women belts be traded back and forth in between brands at joint PPVs.
@doomedhuh3 жыл бұрын
@@renatocontrerasflores294 I would just end the brand split
@renatocontrerasflores2943 жыл бұрын
@@doomedhuh Fair, now that i think about it I wholeheartedly agree with you. But then again both weekly shows cant be longer than 1 hr w/o commercials
@SleepyDroid3 жыл бұрын
Like I do in the video games making the world champion be on both shows RAW and smackdown and tag team championship same with women's champion. But I have the united state champion on a show and intercontinental champion on the other show.
@renatocontrerasflores2943 жыл бұрын
@@SleepyDroid If tag team wrestling was a thing again itd be great to have them main eventing when the singles champion is off duty.
@DarkScorpionPete983 жыл бұрын
@11:32. That and Brian's laugh had me laughing 'till I passed out.
@skyblaze11343 жыл бұрын
Cornette would be a hell of a roast master.😂
@keithyw3 жыл бұрын
i'm surprised brian glossed over Meiko Satomura but chose Asuka. Meiko's purpose is to be their trainer and from what i saw, she's pretty strict.
@Sir_Gerald_Nosehairs.3 жыл бұрын
Aoife is basically Eva with a bit more of an F than a V sound.
@3210-n1x3 жыл бұрын
It's pronounced Efa .
@pkj21483 жыл бұрын
@@3210-n1x That's what R B said.
@3210-n1x3 жыл бұрын
@@pkj2148 no he said Eva with a f sound which is not what it is, it's aoife pronounced efa.
@pkj21483 жыл бұрын
@@3210-n1x Where is the difference? He said it's Eva with more of an F than V a sound, which gives Efa. You are repeating what he said.
@3210-n1x3 жыл бұрын
@@pkj2148 that's making it more complicated than it needs to be, do u have nothing better to do ? Loser haha
@jesserod72043 жыл бұрын
Oh good lord (*the way Jim Cornette says it*) this is gonna be hilarious
@Geoffchuggachugchugg1673 жыл бұрын
I think otanga works on the legal team now
@jedediahcoulbourne17913 жыл бұрын
Last I heard he was a pre show presenter of some type
@rickd99513 жыл бұрын
@@jedediahcoulbourne1791 and on the legal team
@Xaintrix3 жыл бұрын
Fantastic segment I’m definitely wanting to hear more!
@SBJ843 жыл бұрын
Opening a new tab and scrolling along through the roster with them made this video a lot of fun to watch.
@DarkBlueBaker2 жыл бұрын
I just wanted to say thank you for the "phonier than a football bat." A much loved no longer with us relative used to say that all the time and I have not heard anybody else say that. So thank you for bringing a huge smile to my face with that beautiful bit of sarcasm. The same relative also used to say that a certain someone was "phonier than a $3 bill." Thank you again for that because I'm having a bad day and you just made it a million times better
@aeonnesbeth56303 жыл бұрын
10:14 That was literally the same reaction I had
@WhipDarling3 жыл бұрын
Dammit, I was looking forward to the duck billed platypus division. 😂😆
@richardremick16393 жыл бұрын
How much passion and heart does Jim have for this business? He doesn’t have to do this. My god Jesus he’s like we’ll be back next week to make heels and baby faces something like that. Jim is just game snd his heart is so far n wrestling trying to stop make it good. You have to respect a guy that passionate and that much heart for a crappy product today it’s mind blowing.
@markabboud85643 жыл бұрын
So awesome Brian referenced The Young Ones. Also, him laughing while asking who Matt Camp was is hysterical
@matevzkoren14973 жыл бұрын
Eli Drake/LA Knight is definitely one of the best picks you can have... just hope, that they dont put him in a comedy act, when he arrives to main roster🥲
@ArtOfficialHazelSheep3 жыл бұрын
Knowing the main roster they probably will put him in a comedic role. But before they do that, LA knight will debut on the main roster, get 3 months of build, have him disappear from TV for several months to the point where we stop caring about him.
@lodi700053 жыл бұрын
They gave Eli the name La Night? I see sucking already. I like that dude,I have a feeling that’s not going to last.
@josemedina18053 жыл бұрын
I hope not, but I've got to say that I find his rivalry with Cameron Grimes as one of the few times I've found comedy in wrestling entertaining.
@brianfinn6800 Жыл бұрын
U nailed that pick
@JohnTravolta624353 жыл бұрын
Jim absolutely needs to do this with the AEW roster!
@simplyscholar213 жыл бұрын
I haven't watched wrestling in 20 years, but I still come to Cornette because I enjoy hearing stories about the old days. I had no idea modern wrestling had gotten so convoluted and bloated. When I watched you had the heavyweight champ, who was the star of the company, the intercontinental champ who was on their way up, the million dollar mans belt, and the tag-team champs. That's it.
@judokarl27573 жыл бұрын
excited for next week, Jim's booking just makes sense
@sty8863 жыл бұрын
About 150 would be about 37 on screen talents per show. If they could keep it at like 25-30 that'd probably be better for everyone
@TheMadvillainy3 жыл бұрын
Gotta say it’s a shame Jim passed over Drew Gulak. He’s one of the most underrated wrestlers on the roster deserves much more recognition. Guy would have fit into any territory.
3 жыл бұрын
He went in on Carmella 🤣😂 11:30 had to look up her picture on WWE and he was on point 😂🤣 Brian couldn't stop laughing
@Maxbear11123 жыл бұрын
"Well let's give you Rinku". Lol....also, I was hoping he would say "RoN Gronkowski" and I was not dissapointed.
@Saryrn_Sorrow3 жыл бұрын
That was just 45 mins of pure entertainment and good laughs. Anyone who doesn't enjoy listening to cornette talk about wrestling clearly doesn't understand what a good time is.
@frederickwhite88653 жыл бұрын
Exactly. The people who hate him take themselves way too seriously
@encyclopediaespx11283 жыл бұрын
I stg “candid photo of your local weatherman” and “Well I’ll take Adam Pearce as my commissioner, motherfucker!” Killed me. Laughed so hard my heartbeat dropped harder that Raw ratings.