FBI Agent Polygraph Test ASMR (Writing Sounds, Soft Spoken Ear to Ear, Tapping, Glove Sounds ASMR)

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FBI Special Agent Graves has taken you into custody to go over all of the violent crimes you’ve been involved in, and is going to conduct a polygraph test just to make sure everything adds up. He seems nice enough, if a little awkward and peculiar.
ASMR triggers included are soft spoken speech, lots of writing sounds, tapping, leather glove sounds, and heck of a lot of sweat.
This video relates to the ongoing Dimi and Matt story- you can enjoy this video standalone, but for the full experience, watch any of their videos and try to piece together the puzzle!
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[@pinupsaint]

me: no fear agent graves: starts blinking in morse code me: more than one fear

[@emrys6559]

I DON'T KNOW MORSE CODE, WHAT DID HE SAY

[@pinupsaint]

@@emrys6559 SOS! i'm pretty sure the hand gestures mean something too

[@hio2220]

@@emrys6559 Merlin ?

[@emrys6559]

@@hio2220 would you believe you're the first person to ask me that? Most people I know irl don't get the reference. But yeah, I stole my name from Merlin lol

[@hio2220]

@@emrys6559 ur a king

[@inkvixen3141]

Graves: "We know who you are, who you really are." me: "ah, impressive, because I certainly don't." Graves: *a pause I will interpret as an awkward pause*

[@TreeHairedGingerAle]

^^^^THIS is it. This is the energy. 😂💖

[@YoIsthatJuiceboxSupreme]

@@TreeHairedGingerAle please describe to me what *the energy* is lol

[@opalcitrine]

I always fall asleep halfway through the videos, I didnt even know those people *died* 😂

[@QuantumDegenerator]

The absolute daggers his gaze sends in the direction of the car zooming by at around 16:25 is legit.

[@Uliquirra4Grimmjow6]

Dude, I saw it!! That was a legit hateful look 😅😅

[@starlingmurmuration]

I hope Jim is the FBI agent monitoring my computer. I hope he enjoys all the videos of guinea pigs I've been watching recently.

[@cathyskywalker77]

🤣🤣🤣

[@TaraLyz]

WTF?????!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@lotteroelandt]

Omg yasss guinea pigs are the bestttt!

[@Babenichtjetzt]

As a german I couldn't help myself but laugh every time you said dimitri klettverschluss. love you for that name

[@starrrzzz2905]

Same, also as a German I had a good chuckle.

[@dreamydragon5670]

Omg same bwahaha it’s too goddamn funny XD lovely, just lovely

[@jamesgoldring1052]

@@starrrzzz2905 Explain pls? Danke when u reply

[@erikvogel1070]

@@jamesgoldring1052 'klettverschluss' is german for velcro.

[@mrstamaskan6886]

Ich habe jedes Mal ein fettes Grinsen wenn er das sagt xD

[@guidaroscrow5031]

I’m very interested in Morse code so I’m sorry if I over-explain there were a few times S.O.S (a distress signal) was blinked out in Morse code. Morse code is made up of dits and dahs. Dits are signaled as a period, a short flash of light, a quick beep, or a fast blink. Dahs are a dash, a longer flash of light, a longer beep or a slower blink, but it can represented with any two things with a way to show spaces between letters and words. typed sos looks like ... --- ... and my name is --. ..- .. -.. .- At 7:35 there are three short blinks, three long blinks and three short blinks again. It happens through out the video nearly every time there is a pause. I wonder why he needs help, and what we’re able to do (I wanted to add that Sos doesn’t stand for anything, not save our ships/souls/skins etc because it is meant to be recognized in all languages the letters sos were chosen because it is simple to sign.)

[@theGhostWolfe]

I don’t know how to break this to you, but the last two people who swore to protect us were shot. Are you sure you want this job?

[@suus_myself]

theGhostWolfe good question to ask

[@SerenityBane]

What if we’re the bad guy???! 😮

[@suus_myself]

Ariel_Grey29 I would honestly love that. Even more plot twists

[@emrys6559]

I mean, he seems terrified the whole time. He's blinking SOS and sweating like hell

[@SerenityBane]

Emrys The Wizard Is that SOS for us or someone on the other side of the glass... probably us...but what a great twist if WE were the villain.

[@sophialopez6329]

Is the guy who saved us suppose to be the Russian ganster? :O Omg, Matt too. All the storylines are blurring. Is this the Avengers?

[@purrgundy]

Yes, it's the JCU, Jim's Cinematic Universe!

[@thisguy916]

"god this human skin is so itchy and uncomfortable"

[@noelrobertson4968]

Did he say that?? When???

[@epicaeron431]

Donno guess his eye blink Morse said it but I might be wrong

[@tammyv.asmrcattailsotherstorie]

Agent Graves: How's your heart? Me: Broken into a million pieces over the death of my beloved Dimi...for which I will hunt down that slimy daemon and hang its entrails like a trophy on my wall!! Intriguing!! I don't think I trust this Agent Graves. Why is he continuously blinking in Morse Code and why would an FBI Agent need to signal SOS? How would he know to ask us if we remembered before we were born and after we died? What was the meaning of the drawing on the papers? It seemed like the sign of Jupiter, a pentagram, and other things I don't recognize yet. This is going to make my head spin. Get ready, Palace Pals, we've got more data to scrutinize. Excellent job, Jim! Sorry you melted. 👍

[@jacksonmiller7745]

Me: my heart is aching for the love I have for my beloved sister Marie.

[@eonsmith9508]

@@jacksonmiller7745 okay, Jonathan Reid.

[@jacksoncordray1593]

What’s the meaning of the “do you remember before you were born and after you died” question? Is Jim pulling an Ephemeral Rift and doing overarching stories and lore and shit now? I must know

[@tammyv.asmrcattailsotherstorie]

@@jacksoncordray1593 that's what we are all trying to figure out. Dimi explains a bit in the 3rd Russian gangster video, but things are slowly being tied together in a masterpiece of storytelling. Jim will have us all carving shapes in our mashed potatoes like that guy from Close Encounters. 😆

[@captainmartinwalker2848]

@@eonsmith9508 sick Vampyr reference

[@suus_myself]

agent; you were then again kidnapped by..... Me: so? Thats what happens when you hang around interesting people🤷‍♀️

[@ichigokeiki]

Agent: People died and you were there Me: *panics* Agent: *blinks morse code several times* Me: *panics more trying to think how to help him* Also agent: *looks handsome, speaks that accent* Me: ..... Me: *resting heart rate shoots through the roof* Ok this polygraph test is not valid lol

[@kritzelmaus2035]

What i can say for sure: Jim, you're an absolute mastermind.

[@Dougyy]

The cop siren in the background either was a nice touch or just perfect timing haha

[@TreeHairedGingerAle]

@@Dougyy Seriously, some of the most priceless touches in these videos are when Jim improvs some reaction or remark based on background sounds he can't control. The guy thinks fast!

[@KOASMR]

I love how you always get into your character's roles all the way❣️😃 You give us quality everytime.

[@heidsterzsoups2133]

DUDE! How are you able to be so kind as some characters and soooo unsettling as others. I DO NOT get weirded out easily but damn! Great job!

[@Skylar.d]

Him: "My name is Special Agent Graves" Me: "I don't waive my 5th amendment. Lawyer."

[@aquamarineancientsoul7893]

I wish my life was nearly as interesting as it is in these role plays. Even tho half the time its messed up. It still has a direction.

[@kritzelmaus2035]

Okay, so I'm still in the middle of this video but here's my theory: it started with germain the duke who wanted our blood bc of its power. Dimi rescued us and kept us save, healed our wounds and stuff. Dimi also says we've hurt our eye, which i can relate to the syringe (?) that the duke poked in our eye in the beginning. Dimi explained to us why people were after us, bc of our special abilities. Matt, who seems to be hundred of years old with his multiple lives maybe wants our power for himself as well and that's why he kills dimi and kidnapps us. Matt maybe lost his last life and now we ended up here at the fbi to clarify the whole situation. Edit: 23:46 why would an American fbi agent call us malenki? Why is he starting to whisper so weirdly? Is it possible that the duke is actually here talking to us bc he can shape shift as far as I remember and he said he will always watch us??? I remember the duke whispered to us in the same way which confuses me even more. I'm not into all the puzzle pieces, so feel free to add any comments on my theory 😊😇

[@litl_kim]

Germain has to be related...not sure how yet ☺️ but good catch! I had to go rewatch it...Germain says you will see me again, I will look different....👍🏻

[@kritzelmaus2035]

Litl kim i would be so shook and mindblown if Germain is actually part of this puzzle 😱😍

[@litl_kim]

Kritzelmaus go back and watch it. I was 😳☺️you were spot on with the whispering

[@kritzelmaus2035]

Litl kim yes! I knew the whispering sounded familiar OMG

[@Nails_By_Kimberlee]

OMG I just commented above that I thought that look at 20:07 was Germain and so was the whispering at the end! That's the Jim video I've watched the most (I swear I know it word for word now lol) and that part at the end is absolutely Germain!

[@damienstark369]

Me laying with my Spencer Reid blanket hearing Jim say “Welcome to Quantico” and “I work for the BAU”: 👁👄👁

[@lindahodge2828]

Criminal Minds is my favorite series, I miss it so much. I like all of the characters but Dr. Reid and Garcia were the most fun to watch.

[@SerenityBane]

Was just hoping for him to say “un sub”

[@lindahodge2828]

@@SerenityBane Haha, good one. I sat up straighter in my chair when he said BAU. He sort of looks like Hotch.

[@damienstark369]

Ariel_Grey29 plot twist: we are the unsub

[@hanna_maria]

your profile pic isn't even and I'm stressed hahaha

[@sarahsmith2989]

If you wanted us hooked James, I'd say you've succeeded. I've never felt this kind of anticipation for a KZbin video.

[@chasehanvold1955]

This isn't ASMR anymore, it's a full on movie. Amazing.

[@porknbeans1977]

"How's your heart?" Which one?

[@chshirerat5487]

Doctor...? Doctor who?

[@peresusjacksonfan]

Hello doctor

[@giovannicouture]

What regeneration are you in?

[@katiehazen5308]

are you kakuzu

[@shockshplock3480]

@@katiehazen5308 ah I see you’re also familiar with Hidan’s boyfriend.

[@lindahodge2828]

Fill Graves? LOL. I don't know how anyone falls asleep to Jim's RPs, they wake me up and keep me on edge.

[@loella_]

The plot do thickens a LOT This is not ASMR, this is a new series!!!

[@jacksonbauer4122]

For a germaphobe be certainly touches his face a lot. A pattern or signal maybe

[@Tia5003]

first thing i noticed was the morse code second was the fact that he blatantly stated he was a germaphobe, then continually touched his gloved hands to his face. this entire video is gold.

[@Sataniikpaniik]

I noticed that too and I can't tell if it's he's got something to hide under the gloves or if he's face is very itchy today like cause of makeup

[@Tia5003]

DIDiaryASMR also i’m not sure if it was for ASMR or not but when the extra pen noises come in... could that be another agent behind the camera watching him??? he seemed to get more nervous, either way these videos just keep getting better and better.

[@Tia5003]

DIDiaryASMR he also seems to be fighting some sort of perhaps drugs? like the hard blinking when it isn’t morse code and the like dazed look 👀

[@Tia5003]

lol it was the polygraph machine making the extra noises

[@Tia5003]

MissKitae probably he was very sweaty by the end lol ☺️

[@janesaintpaul926]

“You have the protection of the United States government” (‘Me, an American healthcare worker with no PPE) ......sure

[@porknbeans1977]

🥺

[@sophiathye1209]

🤣

[@bryanspencer7916]

Hello I’m OSHA MAN

[@andreainfla618]

“They killed everyone. Everyone but you.” Mr. Agent dude I’m just as confused as you are 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

[@emrys6559]

Ok, first off, amazing job with the accent, you sounded extremely authentic. Second. This character scares me more than Matt and Dimi and any of the bad guys combined ever did. The blinking and fidgeting and sweating and everything made me on edge and I can't decided if this guy needs help because he's working for the bad guys or if he's trying to warn us not to say anything incriminating. Third. I HAVE A NEW CONSPIRACY THEORY ABOUT OUR POWERS. So Mr Secret Agent Man is definitely right, it's super weird that a murderer like Matt and a criminal like Dimi would simply not be able to kill us/decide to take care of us instead/give us cute pet names/take us under their wing and even maybe love us a little. So I'm willing to bet our powers have something to do with that. Either we've got magical fucking puppy eyes or like, some kind of prevention-from-dying thing going on, mental manipulation style. Dimi said we had an immortal soul, we can live any life and be anyone and anything. Maybe that means less taking over a new body and more fitting our current self in anywhere. We can live anywhere because no matter where we go things fall into place and we survive. OR, BUT MORE SINISTER, The falling in love with us stage is the first stage of us becoming a new person. People meet us, and they latch on to us, and they like us, then fall for us, then get close to us, then are eventually absorbed by us and we take them over moving on and living forever. The only reason we're still in the same body is because everybody keeps getting killed before we can get them. This is a little far fetched but hey, so is multiple hardened criminals with blood on their hands and a severe lack of empathy falling for us. Anyway, I think our powers are somewhat emotional and empathy based, inspiring people to like us, helping us fit easily into new lives.

[@jpa7714]

Was he blinking in code after he asked us how our heart was? Even if he wasn't, he definitely knows more than he's letting on...

[@suus_myself]

June Adams i think it SOS, at least at the end it was SOS

[@Tia5003]

That’s what I thought, maybe the tapping as well?

[@suus_myself]

oregonstonerr that would explain all the not so subtle signals

[@SerenityBane]

I definitely feel it’s an SOS...also with how our heart is, which heart was he talking about???

[@suus_myself]

Ariel_Grey29 oh how could i forget that... wow my mind just went blank🙈

[@sophialopez6329]

This all sounds like a... series of unfortunate events. :D Lol, I'll see myself out.

[@bbqtoon]

How did you know that I’ve always wanted to be detained by the FBI and polygraph tested? Seriously though, awesome video! Especially since it’s part of the Matt/Dimi saga. And it’s nice to see you in brighter lights for a change 😸 Edit: Your American accent skills 🙌

[@SleepologyASMR]

Wow I'm always so impressed with how talented you are. I really like this roleplay a lot. All the sounds are so very relaxing and tingly. The tone of your voice is just so soothing 😌

[@Kairosx28]

This man and his ability to change, he is definitely a shapeshifter

[@Tactical_Pearlz]

Why is this dude saying S.O.S in Morse Code with his blinking? 😂

[@Tactical_Pearlz]

Omg I’ve never had this many likes 🥰

[@donkeykongisbetterthanmari7495]

@@Tactical_Pearlz ok gamer

[@maybecolton]

I was 69th like 😎

[@donkeykongisbetterthanmari7495]

@@maybecolton imagine the antifunny

[@maybecolton]

Donald Mccarty ‘twas being sarcastic

[@SerenityBane]

Hmmm... I left with more questions than answers. Also all them conspiracy theorists are going to make me start studying Morse Code charts, I know it.

[@suus_myself]

Ariel_Grey29 😂 i might join to find answers

[@SpookyStregaAL]

Blinking in morse code is so 2020..now why would an FBI agent need to send an SOS? Nice Astaroth Sigil!

[@SerenityBane]

SpookyAL Are we certain he’s really an FBI agent? He also switched to say CIA at one point. Get your stories straight, Agent Graves.

[@SpookyStregaAL]

@@SerenityBane No we are not.. But the CIA comment was referring to Dimi. FBI knew about Matt and CIA knew about Dimi. CIA collects data on foreign people/countries but is prohibited from collecting info on US citizens.

[@SerenityBane]

SpookyAL Just making sure this Graves fellow is keeping his story straight. You can’t trust anyone these days.

[@SpookyStregaAL]

@@SerenityBane hahaha. no truer words...

[@LordVader1094]

@@SpookyStregaAL As if that stops the CIA lol

[@Valcidious]

I just found your channel today and you have some of the most interesting concepts I've seen. You're definitely up there with ephemeral rift and Dr T for my favorites. Keep up the great work!

[@danielle010481]

The only thing I need to confess, is that I seem to have been in a weird love triangle with Matt and Dimi. I might need a psych evaluation... 😂😂

[@p.s.csdeaky8530]

With Matt?! Matt is an a complete asshole!

[@GothmoAnonymous]

Can we be polyamorous and have both?

[@possums154]

Can we be in a poly with both?

[@JessKCreative]

I believe this is the most delicious confusion and suspense I have ever experienced.

[@WanhanAjanMansikka]

I actually forgot that Jim was British for the duration of this video. Great accent!

[@Cazzx]

Love your videos! Could you please put this series in a playlist in video order so that it would make it easier to watch them? Thanks again for all your hard work and excellent talent!

[@2spooky25]

Jim:Uploads Me:Guess I'll sleep

[@DruidBarbariansCampfire]

The first time I caught the morse code my heart jumped.

[@XXXXXX-ms5wj]

I am wondering what he is trying to say

[@bro-rm5xo]

Someone else said it's SOS

[@siri6840]

@@bro-rm5xo yes, it's SOS ( ... _ _ _ ... ) learned it as a kid and I'll never forget it.

[@bro-rm5xo]

@@siri6840 thanks for confirming!

[@TreeHairedGingerAle]

Totally freaks one out, right? Someone telling us that we're 'safe' -- a secret agent type with a name that literally points to a practiced ease at dealing violence and death -- and HE'S blinking 'SOS' at US. (⊙＿⊙);;; If this guy, who has training, resources, and contacts at a federal level, and who is regularly 'filling up graves', needs help, then who on Earth could he possibly need help with? t.t Mike Myers?

[@mariamcgee4462]

Enjoy the little nuances that hint at what's happening. 😊 I really like this series.

[@siouxempirecoyote8174]

My witness testimony is not always reliable because I fall asleep during these sessions a lot LOL

[@raisedhippylivingpunk8058]

i'm sorry but i simply do not trust this new guy, he has multiple strikes against him law enforcement, specifically american, *insulted mafia dad* (yes i am deeply attached to dimi), overall a little bit creepy, also, i'm sure the blinking means something but i have no idea what (amazing video jim, this is an amazingly written series !!)

[@TreeHairedGingerAle]

Honestly, ACAB...just also trying to figure what the SOS is about. Because he *could* be a 'good' cop....if he quits. :P

[@jamiemcgrath1292]

The writing and clipboard sounds were crisp. Loved it

[@amandamuse96]

When I saw the notification for a new video I was already excited and intrigued by the title, but man when I began watching and realized this video continues the storyline done in the past Matt videos all I could think is somebody give this man a Grammy! Truly your work is very impressive and stands out from many other ASMR artists out there. Thank you for all the hard work you put into your videos 💕

[@Fungus_Pilot]

Me being a badass: Don't mess with Maleenki! I haz 2 lives like a cat! *secretly waiting for Matt to pop up since he hates police n agents*

[@PastelPumpkintattoo]

I was sat waiting for the end... I expected him to say' See you soon... Poppet' Like I genuinely expected it but now I'm sat anticipating the next video!! :D

[@bro-rm5xo]

Oh damn, I'm so invested in this story..

[@lauracrimson]

"Welcome to the party pal!"

[@chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo6305]

Ngl, I expected him to start with a hearty "Mister Anderson" considering how close the hair looks

[@paogloria30s]

00:16 that look and that smile... Sir please 😍

[@p.s.csdeaky8530]

SG: Have you met me before? *Malenkee having another PTSD episode* Malenkee: Dimi..? 😨🤨 That 'burn' "born" phrase was really sketchy....🤔 I really miss Dimi, more like I'm going to miss him, my wound hasn't healed yet. 😔 Those sweat blinks were just hilarious, I have two things in common with you, tummy noises and excessive sweat drips; specially during summer. 😅 That last confession of the Agent, Jim were so damn relaxing I almost fell asleep in my laptop, one of my favorite triggers low soft spoke, was the agent trying to hypnotize me or was I naturally hypnotizing him? Using your hand gloves as a sweat towel remind of an actor who worked at Disney World a few years ago and played Gaston perfectly and used his gloves for his forehead sweats on hot days. 🥰

[@komokie267]

So uh..you gonna make a Netflix show cause I think we all need one with you in it.

[@Jaigantic97]

Best. Voice. Ever!

[@nessarae1194]

Ya just had to bring up the sad reminder that Dimi was dead! I'm still not over that! Deeply invested in the plot now.

[@J_61028]

Hmm something is suspicious... FBI Agent: *keeps touching his face* My brain: GUILTY

[@DivineMissEm80]

Even without seeing the spelling, pretty sure you mispronounced Dimi's name wrong, Agent Phil, but as a fellow American, can confirm most would mumble through and not care that it wasn't right. 😉 Also, not sure what it says about me that I felt way more uneasy in this agent's presence than I did in a masked kidnapper or a Bratva doctor/killer but this is the place we live now. The writing is always appreciated and I'm always stunned by how authentic your accents. I'm thoroughly obsessed with everything you create for us but (at least until your next brilliant character/ storyline) this one sort of is favorite in my heart.

[@suus_myself]

DivineMissEm80 i completely agree :)

[@Gabriela-ke1cs]

I also felt uncomfortable with this guy! There’s something very unsettling about him. I think he is going to be our antagonist. If not, why would Jim make him so... weird?

[@DivineMissEm80]

@@Gabriela-ke1cs The character seemed excessively twitchy. Someone below wondered if the blinks or taps were Morse code, which definitely seems plausible. There's always an explanation to everything that's done, especially character wise. I'm just excited to see where it goes.

[@Tina-dt6fs]

Em, the name he's saying, Klettverschluß, means "velcro" in German. He's talking about East Germany, too, so I guess the name is deliberate (though silly)

[@DivineMissEm80]

@@Tina-dt6fs Oh, thank you. I don't speak German (clearly, if I didn't know that) so it was lost on me. I appreciate all info I'm ignorant of. It helps me dig it that much more. 🙂

[@alexblackburn2247]

this is like one of my favorite ASMR videos honestly

[@ljcarolina809]

Jim you are amazing and I really enjoyed this. I loved you're look by the way! I am very relaxed!

[@mobb_vrc]

The vibe changed after he asked that question @ 20:04, amazing acting

[@fighterflight]

Still a criminally underrated channel

[@beccag13]

Your facial expressions in all your videos are so stellar it’s enthralling

[@ryanbrown4053]

Nailed the American accent, man, awesome job. British bled through a tiny, tiny bit here and there, but I firmly believe I only noticed it because I already know you're British.

[@SinginginD]

Me: Wait why is he doing an Amer- Oh. FBI. Got it.

[@jmitterii2]

As I read your comment I realized he was speaking in American accent. I'm American... our accents are mostly boring. I like his natural accent whatever it is. You would be surprised the number of nationalities in our FBI or even military. In the Air Force we had several from the UK who have dual citizenship, and our MTI (drill instructors) loved hearing it he was chow runner announcing the flight in for meal times, and made him an element leader so he would sound out drill calls when we divided into single elements. It was really regal to hear him say his reporting statement. Oh well, his American accent isn't bad... it's staccato, but whatever helps.

[@glutenfreehippie8644]

Just like when you’re reading a good book and can’t wait to have quiet time to read the next chapter- I can’t wait to see where you take this next Jim - masterfully *wink* done - all the elements are there

[@GooeySquishyMadnessasmr]

Truly Amazing Content! Love all the sounds!

[@earresistableasmr6168]

OMG Jim ASMR !!!!!!! Its been some time

[@northertimelord]

Wow! The plot thickens! And here I am in the middle of it again, this poor agent doesn't know what he's in for because I've got no answers for him other than "yes I knew them but I didn't really......now they are both gone" He acts as if I should know him......could he be the dark shadow that took out Matt? so many questions and so many answers to figure out, let's see who's theory wins, great game of intrigue! Two enthusiastic thumbs up! :D

[@rowansaro2458]

Realizing the blinking is in Morse code almost makes me feel unworthy to receive this video for free. Take my money darn it!

[@TreeHairedGingerAle]

:DDD *psst* 👋 He's on Patreon!

[@asahiazumane1232]

Jim's giving, "I tried to get the waiter's attention by blinking in morse code" He do be sending us SOS every akward pause tho. You ok Phil?

[@riseabovehate44]

So I just watched this video, then I watched the Dr. T. Eangles (I hope that's how you spell it), now I'm back for a second watch of this one and (SPOILERS!) Wow do I see some parallels! The sweating, the headache, getting mad at us at one point. So do you plan all of this out of does it just pop into you head? Amazing job!

[@Redheaded000]

RiP Demi, and Matt. Both broke my heart. This is fantastic writing sir, absolutely amazing.

[@Kaiser-wi6uk]

20:13, I like got actually scared for the next minute as I was watching this in the middle of the night. Chills man. Great stuff

[@suus_myself]

YASSSS! I can't tell how long I have been waiting for a video like this. I spent the last week looking for a similar upload but no asmr artist had really made a convincing video before. So thank you! Once again a life saviour ❤ And gotta be honest loved the sleek hair and suit 😌😏 x Everyone who came across my comment , I hope you have a wonderful day! ❤

[@alisonhay4801]

I hope you have a wonderful day also!

[@damelik252]

Did you guys notice how he said "Mr. Dimitri?" that could be a reference to 'Dimi' and the fact that Dimi has killed many people and is a gangster, could mean that the police is on the lookout for him. Maybe he is not dead after all.... Maybe he has a twin brother pretending to be him and he was the one getting shot while Dimi is in somewhere else....

[@avelione]

MORSE CODE people! MORSE CODE... in his eyes!

[@TreeHairedGingerAle]

*Phillip:* "...You didn't touch any of these documents while I was out. Did you?" *Me, an absolute scholar:* " :DDD I ate one!" *Phillip:* _headdesks, fills out the paperwork necessary to ship me off to Guantanamo_ 😂 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *Also:* 😔 So wait. We lost Granpah David, too...but he was shady? ....That actually makes sense. ._.; Why else would a German national adopt outta Brooklyn anyway? *Also also:* _Annnnything about Dimi_ : 😭😭😭😭😭 🦂 ....Poor fed. Sis, don't we got any of that aspirin on us? 🐦 ^^; Nah. The guards took all the things, I'm afraid. *Also also also:* "How's your heart?" 💘WELL, I MEAN @_@;😳😳🎶😅😅 🐦*stage whispers* Sister, what's with the SOS?? 🦂Huh? 🐦The blinking! 🦂.... >°>;;; I thought he was just kinda' a twitchy guy? 🤷 🐦Sister! 🦂Hey, don't be an ableist, some folk just ARE. I wasn't trying to judge, folk got every right! ....But maybe there's more to the case, and he's not allowed to tell us or else his bosses will come down on him...or worse? >°> ...Maybe we can all escape somehow? ...Maybe let's keep an eye out for an opportunity? 🏃🏃🏃 "I'll have to strap you up--" 🦂🐦(( O°O!! _what is a resting heart rate?????_ o____o )) "--into the machine." Ohhhh. *WHEEW!* Right. Of course! 😅 ...why do folk keep asking us if we've met before? ^^; Do I remember The Space Between Lives? Certainly! o.o Do you? ...It was so wonderful. I want to remember it more. *Also also also ditto:* Lucifer thinks I'm lying. This guy thinks I'm lying. .-.; But I do love cats, and prefer red, and the sky depends on the weather, and I wasn't born in Germany, and....I dunno what I'm supposed to be lying about? u___u "Don't you think there has to be something special?" 🦂" 9_9 I dunno dude, somethin' in the water, what kinda narcissist would I have to be to believe-- " 🐦"😯...It IS rather strange, though--" 🦂"Sister, come on, REALLY?? And as for Dimi--he was a good guy who got caught up in a bad time, that's all! As far as _becoming_ a good guy, well...he was probably due to switch sides and finally be authentic when we came along. Lucky for us.....not so lucky for him. 😞" 🐦 "And Matt? And Matt's killer? YOU'RE the one always talking about 'The Logic Of Things' and 'Listen to Reason', and 'Evidence', and what's all in our head and what's coincidence and what's not ...... _SO_ ??? What, does Freddy Kruger have to spare us next?? Will that be enough evidence for you???" ..... 🦂 *glaring at each other* 🐦 🦂...Well at least we can all agree that polygraphs are bunk, Sis. 😒 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Here I thought the plot was coming to an end, but it's picking up speed for sure! 🍿🍿🍿🍾 *climbs a mountain and shouts* _THE INTRIIIIGGGGGUUUUUUEEEE!_

[@abdelrahmangamal7507]

Sorry I am not reading all of that but I will like the comment.

[@TreeHairedGingerAle]

@@abdelrahmangamal7507 All hail The Algorithm, The AI blesseth the spread of these videos. The Algorithm, Earless Deity, is the One Who Hears. Though it understandeth not, may it Invoke the sacred Recommends and bring pilgrimage of weary new eyes to Jim's channel.

[@morrow213]

2:19 these subtitles have me dying haha. Great video though!

[@Nails_By_Kimberlee]

Lol, I just had to go back and check it 🤣🤣🤣

[@amenax7914]

I can't believe how much I fall in love with each and every character you create Jim 💜🖤

[@jaybear3674]

just started the video but everything about it is reminding me so much of will graham (from hannibal) and im LIVING for it

[@mariammaged1701]

Magnificent video and the character is perfect for me

[@GamingBeFly]

Graves: Do you know what the assailant looked like, that killed Matt? Me: *clears throat and goes on about them for about 20 minutes*

[@Cainmak]

Thank you, Jim, for making me feel like a hero of a very convoluted crime story

[@goblingunk_]

This is strangely relaxing, but taps into the alien nature of what spontaneous ASMR truly is. Your voice is great for the medium and your American accent is quite nice honestly. Getting Agent Smith vibes. So good.

[@AeoLynx_]

FBI Special Agent Francis York Morgan. Call me York. That's what everyone calls me.

[@aquamarineancientsoul7893]

I discovered ur chanel 2 days ago. And i have to say ur videos are like a cinematic experience. Creative and atmospheric, my favorite was the fascist elf, the title itself was so bizarre that i had to see it and i wasnt disappointed. Its a great escape from the horrors of living in a third world country where ppl think praying will beat covid19.

[@suus_myself]

aquamarine ancient soul welcome to the channel! :)

[@lindahodge2828]

You live in Florida too?

[@Nails_By_Kimberlee]

Oh wow, you're in for a treat! Welcome to the channel.

[@aquamarineancientsoul7893]

@@lindahodge2828 I WISH! I live in Iran and the only reason i havent committed suicide is sheer spite. I wanna live longer than the ppl who are making us suffer for no reason.

[@lindahodge2828]

@@aquamarineancientsoul7893 I'm sorry to hear your situation, but I like your attitude. The US is a rather unsettling place to live in at the moment but I am hoping for a new administration.

[@XI-Daybreak]

Very relaxing. Great work

[@SinginginD]

I’ve noticed this one word that most Brits forget about when doing an American accent, even when it’s otherwise perfect. And this is a damn good American accent. But generally most of us pronounce been like “bin”. Just a tip! Now I’m curious. Is there a particular word Americans always get wrong when doing a British accent?

[@victoriakinny9210]

The way Americans always pronounce their Rs. I can't think of any specific words just any word with an r in the middle or at the end. They almost always get it wrong. Honestly most brits find it really cute, me included

[@SinginginD]

Victoria Kinny haha! That’s funny. Yeah a lot of Americans mess of the r in the middle of a word or the r at the end of a word when the next word starts with a vowel. Like most Brits pronounce the word offer differently depending if it’s “Thank you for the offer.” Or “Do you offer a payment plan?” Weirdest sentence I’ve ever put together there hahahahaha. But you know what I mean.

[@SinginginD]

Victoria Kinny but that’s good you don’t just think we’re idiots. That’s what I would have assumed. 😂😂😂

[@victoriakinny9210]

@@SinginginD nah just your government. Most Americans i know are really smart. Then again most of the Americans i know went to my university so I'm probably biased

[@SinginginD]

Victoria Kinny As a plain old American citizen, I’m glad not to be lumped in with any politician. Thanks for that! And I mean.. I think I’m generally at least not dumb. ;-) haha

[@theroyallycreativeentity]

Is it sad that I kept waiting to hear the heartbeat?

[@koibuesi]

Why is no one talking about Dimis last name? No German speaking viewers present? Or am I hearing that wrong? Can anyone confirm that I am not loosing my mind and Dimi is indeed called Klettverschluss? 🤣

[@kamronspencer4910]

What does it mean?

[@nerium.nerium]

Jim! They do make mini air conditioners that only require an electrical outlet and some water. I live in the US and found one at the grocery store, but I imagine you can find them on amazon. Might help you weather the heat.

[@QeteshThePony]

Those arnt air conditioners, those are swamp coolers. And arnt very effective

[@yenny-jenny8799]

This is sooo cool! I can't say how much I love this complexity of your story! I didn't know that Dimi had such a... unusual Russian surname. 😄 How did you managed to stay serious at this?

[@mistiwalker4223]

The intense eye contact and whispers at 25 min had me like 😩😅 Thank you for another great video! 🙌🏻

[@coltonruscheinsky7863]

Agent Graves: We want to help you. No! You want to use me! Just like everyone else!

[@liekeemilia]

You know, I’ve been watching asmr for about 4 years now, which made me used to the sounds and kinda immune it, but this relaxed me daammnn

[@madisonradike198]

the serotonin i get from these? ✨immaculate✨