Jimmy Carr - FAQ

Jimmy Carr: Telling Jokes, 2009.
www.jimmycarr.com/
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[@Dimitri1221XxX]

That dad looked pissed after Jimmy was talking shit about his parental skills. ROFL !!

[@brokenwave6125]

Dimitri Sainis Not really

[@InklanUtterfield]

More like embarrassed that he was going to appear on Jimmy's show for millions to see.

[@Moocake]

"Who's the stig. You wanna know? It's..." *video buffers*

[@MrKatWeasel]

The Dad of the 13 year old looks like one of the Chuckle Brothers..

[@topman8565]

Yes

[@MrLachyG]

Haha who takes a 13 year old to a Jimmy Carr gig?

[@Fabiandur]

MrLachyG His father it seems.

[@michaelbyrd8772]

Americans

[@jackguest145]

MrLachyG A great father

[@TheTim001]

A "Cool Dad"

[@dylanw9030]

MrLachyG a great dad

[@PappyMandarine]

I'm no native English speaker, but I can get more than half of the jokes, I'm really satisfied with it since it's goddamn funny, but the others than I don't get are my motivation to improve my level !

[@michaelbanton9253]

Jimmy has a chance now

[@teqnov2740]

Michael Banton seen a few people comment that on this video. How so?

[@vincehgrutherford6184]

TeqnoV2 Brangelina ist divorced kommandant.

[@Samuel-ku1qb]

Michael Banton with whom? Angelina or the kid?

[@mikeymcmikeface5599]

LOL

[@DaiLusional]

Damn it. People already beat me to the "he has a chance with her now" comment.

[@ignacioriccardi5326]

Sorry, what is the joke?

[@DaiLusional]

I wrote that comment not long after Brad and Angelina had filed for divorce.

[@skyrimboybrady]

omg the angelina joke at the end its perfect for him now!

[@FrancescaEleonora]

the king

[@CrutialProductions]

Man this guy is just the best comedian ever!

[@timcommerford9947]

the last 15 seconds are perfect!

[@TheMightyDeej]

Love the bloke just nodding at 0:30 like yeah, "that is a bad colour for an arsehole to be" haha

[@DontMockMySmock]

I remember being thirteen, and this is no worse than the conversations we had out in the schoolyard without the influence of comedians or other racy media, just good ol' word of mouth and a healthily juvenile sense of humor.

[@Fiskaren1980]

I love jimmys laugh! :D

[@jeromerox9999]

Yes.

[@canadianamateurfilmdude]

legend

[@MrAJMcMahon]

haha I like how he jumped out his chair when he didnt hear what jimmy said lol he must have been shittin himself when jimmy was speaking to him lol

[@AmerginMacEccit]

I once had fudge in Harrod's. If that's not gay I don't know what is.

[@EmceeNoyse]

I think Jimmy Carr is best when he interacts with the audience ahaha

[@machintruc313]

Thank you for sharing your private life with us.

[@ellis0896]

Oh... I was impressed for a second then!:')

[@Stroija]

I love his laugh :DDD

[@VirtueCry]

I love Jimmy's laught at 1:52

[@eazybe1]

CHAMPION!

[@kalievnas]

Guys, where can i get english subs for this full show? Could anyone send it to me? It's impossible to get the DVD in the place i live in. Thank you in advance

[@alexvavilin2598]

guys, is there any site or smth else where i can find the text of this and other Jimmy Carr shows?

[@cr.inthewoods66]

@Jerms702 best comedian ever. from any country

[@Jerms702]

Jimmy Carr is one of the best British comedians ever, glad im the first comment ha

[@halmeakin3777]

Just as he was about to say who the Stig was, my old friend, The Buffer Circle arrived... HE IS WATCHING!

[@SirPieceofshit999]

when i was 6 i made dark humour jokes. thank the lord for italian ghettos.

[@wangdangdoodle45]

thank god theres internet in comedy heaven!

[@DavidKnowles]

@stnavres Then you are the exception. Children are pushed into growing up too fast these days, confronted with issues that they are not emotionally ready or equipped for. Let them be children, and enjoy that period. Adulthood comes more than quickly enough.

[@challengerfirefly9946]

The STIG !

[@Emily62524]

The joke about gay experiences was already used in another one of his sketches- in Montreal,Canada.

[@Zephyrdia]

lol, love the ending :D

[@Stroija]

Cheers! ^^

[@lanceburton7186]

love his laugh. Ha ha haaa!

[@lmv92x]

Yup ;D

[@borami22]

lol he's so offensive, I love it!!!!

[@DavidKnowles]

@brook316 Cheap shot dude. Cheap. I already explained I work in an anglo-dutch environment and have to switch between langauges alot and after along day at the office made a simple typo. Is trollen all you have?

[@rw0524]

This is not always necessary as you state Gwres.. and in this sentence it is not needed... but it is also not wrong to put one in either.

[@nikobrown1990]

haha yh, it was one of the best ones as well

[@The_Candyman86]

FUNNY AS FUCK!!!!!!!!

[@GwresYnKernow]

Putting a comma before a conjunctive when said conjunctive is used to join two independent clauses is perfectly acceptable - indeed, necessary. If you're trying to out-nazi a grammar nazi, it's usually helpful to be accurate.

[@genemassam9272]

Which gig is this? What do I search to get the full one?

[@aishashaikh5699]

What does he say after "really that is the one that counts. Doesnt....what?" @3.23

[@tvosecka]

I love his laugh, haha haoo

[@bjarnemalmo2201]

normal people: hahaha carr: ah ah ah

[@YoYoRemix1]

Is that the same dad and kid that was at Russel Peter's show? LOL

[@snipertje123]

Can someone write down the philosophy joke? He speaks so fast sometimes and English is not my first language

[@DavidKnowles]

@ChimpieGDTKEJNTO Sure. But the issue we are talking about is the parents responsibilty, and not enviromental influences ;-)

[@JoshizzlemahNizzle]

What is the name of this show...not the dvd

[@SixHundredAndSixtySix]

Jim Carry ^^

[@tomzablee]

lol which one?

[@xXWickedWazzaXx]

"Doesn't count if you do it to them, does it?"

[@FrickinLoveSteak]

Why the hell is this in the related vids for Pony Tumblr Confessions?

[@DontTouchMyCroissant]

I have never heard of such a thing as a toffee hammer before.

[@xxTHExxABYSSxx]

What special is this? I can only find clips.

[@Alex_1729]

Great jokes! I loled

[@harrison9680]

Oh yea yea

[@Lycci]

True X-)

[@legendofthelol]

thought his gigs were over 18s ?

[@LostOddity]

@snipertje123 He says "I get asked 'what did you study?'. Philosophy and English. Well, I say did Philosophy and English. What I mean is - I thought about reading a book."

[@GwresYnKernow]

I'll give you that one, it was meant to be a colon but clearly I missed the shift key. :p

[@oldcremona]

04:18 You don't hear too many people doing jokes about "blacking up" these days.

[@OgierSchelvis]

No way, bringing your kid to comedy this good is good parenting rather than irresponsible

[@reznor12]

That grooming joke was classic.

[@stinkydoggy98]

*Genius

[@PollyJuice]

I had to google "grooming" to understand the joke, THEN I realized why it was so fun that he offered to explain it to the boy backstage. In my defense, I would liek to point out that English IS in fact my second language.

[@ellis0896]

'Child grooming refers to actions deliberately undertaken with the aim of befriending and establishing an emotional connection with a child, to lower the child's inhibitions in preparation for sexual activity with the child, or exploitation (such as child labour-see trafficking of children).' This basically:)

[@rocklobter]

I think the crowd missed the philosophy joke haha

[@SpineBreezer]

I think i missed it.

[@HannahIsUnoriginal]

What jokes didn't you get?

[@Liliputian07]

I like how there's a thirteen-year-old kid there and he's not letting up. I imagine being the kid, so uncomfortable listening to sex jokes with his dad. I couldn't have done that when I was thirteen.

[@Adrien_broner]

no lol. we all did

[@Stroija]

3:24 "Doesn't count if you..." What did he say? Couldn't get the end.

[@khaledh1880]

Stroya if you do it to them

[@Ident1ty08]

@TimidJunkster that parent is a fking legend!

[@r3d0c]

srsly though ,, if you can explain

[@SirSandwhichMan]

it isnt really enforced though

[@galabror]

0:40 , holy shit thats the kid from two and a half men :O

[@DavidKnowles]

Naaa, it's just a hybrid anglo-dutch verb meaning 'to bring'. ;-P

[@Krukmeister]

If you listen closely, after he said 'I've got a face like a potato.' you can hear a woman go 'aww'.

[@aidand1234]

4:08 Snooki?

[@matrixphijr]

Well, in that case, probably because his dad was there he got in with a guardian. Like 'R' rated movies, you have to be over 18 to see them alone, but if you're with a group, only one of them has to be over 18.

[@TEHsm1th]

at 10 I had heard every word in the book, and was using them regularly, didn't know what the fuck they meant, but if it was a bad word you can bet your sweet ass I fucking used them. And thats how I became a sailor

[@cantaforte]

Can someone tell me what does he say at 3:25? tks

[@VigneshVR]

"Doesn't matter if you do it to them, does it?"

[@nname263]

that's a very subjective statement. some researchers say that young children should be allowed to experience boundries and taboos

[@fruitymanatee1426]

the guy at 1:05 looks like daniel sloss xD

[@IoEstasCedonta]

I must say, I've never had the first two gay experiences, but certainly the third.

[@paulSAYERable]

who else saw the madona gag coming at the end =p

[@DavidKnowles]

Naaa, just a bumbass typo actually after a long day at the office :-)

[@Backwardful]

U are the only comment untill now :p

[@Unbeginner]

Ah, I missed a lot of jokes. I guess I'm not too good at getting British humour yet.

[@AdamDSaucy]

Doesn't count if you do it to them ;)

[@mattevans7884]

Ahahahahahah, I fuckin love you!

[@nook5286]

One of the greats. Him mixed with alittle bit of Mitch Headburge would be something to see

[@100Bitgame]

no paedophile (it has an a in it) is not a verb, you don't say "Garry is paedophile"

[@phagtacular]

Not US, definitely. I thought it was about pube maintenance. Figured I was wrong when he started picking on the young un.

[@jasonmundkur]

This guy reminds me of Sheldon Cooper

[@DavidKnowles]

@occultdude17 Sure I agree. Sheltering children from the realities of life is indeed harmful. As thing naturally crop up one should address them head on and not avoid life's issues. But that is not what we are talking about here. The issue here is premature exposure in inappropriate content/life issues. Things/issue that are not relevant or part of the natural maturing process. Here the kid is exposed to issues and views that are not normal for his age group.

[@TheAustindk]

Jimmy Carr kind of looks like a British, grown-up Jimmy Neutron.