Jimmy Carr Stand Up - 2006

[@thelonewanderer4084]

“Stop eating bloody cameras” my favorite line 3:50

[@mikeymcmikeface5599]

mmm... Panasonic

[@mellowlink1215]

Dude is a king of one liners.

[@Jesse__H]

Prince of one-liners, maybe. Hedburg's the undisputed King.

[@angelsemerdzhiev7540]

@@Jesse__H Nah Rodney Dangerfield! 😉

[@93johnk]

this guy does really old fashioned one liners like from the 60s or 70s but hes good!

[@mohdazmi3590]

it's kinda weird right? there's too many one liners!

[@niajef]

its his delivery, its just hilarious

[@cluckendip]

eh kind of

[@ELPoleToeLoco]

"Laugh and move on." - John Lennon

[@pauldenino2560]

This type of one liners would suck normally, but because he's doing such dark comedy it works.

[@RexPowerClot]

Fucking killed it

[@lisaheisey6168]

I've liked Jimmy Carr, from the first time I heard his comedy. I've always felt like he reminds me of someone, but could never think of who. It suddenly just hit me, that Jimmy looks a young Richard Nixon! 😄

[@coolguy1983]

I will never get that out of my head now

[@WillemV203]

Nah, just a down syndrome Roger Federer

[@StevenGSamuel]

2:30-2:42 Do you know what you are meant to do if you're attacked by a bear? You're meant to play dead. You know why you're meant to play dead? Its to get you used to how you're going to be in a minute. LOL.

[@ZCAB]

If a comedian only gets six minutes like Jimmy did here, I'd rather them tell a whole bunch of quick-fire jokes that are hit-or-miss than that they tell one long-winded story with just a single punchline. Stories and longer bits are great for a one-hour special for your own fans, and they often build up to a bigger laugh than short jokes ever will, but they're just not fit for six minutes in front of an audience that may not even know who you are. Imagine telling a two minute joke, the punchline not quite hitting because the audience isn't in tune with you, and realizing that you're already a third of the way through your time without a single laugh. You'd rather get the 20 mediocre laughs.

[@zous1751]

ZCAB he doesn't get 6 minutes. These are clips from like 2 hour shows

[@benjaminpollard7100]

SavagePlays false. At the beginning he introduces himself, and at the end he thanks the audience.

[@TNT-km2eg]

Why do these yoyos watch a comedy channel at all ?!

[@idar3703]

He was chubby, lol?

[@thatssorectrying4]

Idar Kalsnes Goksør face is melting from coke

[@cluckendip]

3:53 Lol what a reaction ;p

[@Terrum]

Never thought I'd see Jimmy Carr on JFL. Fantastic stuff!

[@treysharkk1]

Sharkbites. That was brilliant

[@martinprior2565]

2:00😂

[@AceKWM]

SAVAGE!

[@hyperion1028]

Damn Straight!

[@mikemoats2710]

Jim you might be the funniest guy in the world

[@obeasthead]

someone make 3:49 - 3:54 into a GIF

[@nerlakt7394]

3:53 jumpscare

[@alialdoukhi2014]

Nerlakt looks like a giant from attack on Titan

[@AllisonLinner]

Leonardo What your comment is uncomfortably true 😅

[@alexanderdelacruz9249]

His rapid fire jokes makes him the next robin Williams ! Damn he's good!

[@mattcullen6109]

You should check out Lee Mack

[@mikeymcmikeface5599]

Let's hope he won't kill himself.

[@garrysmodsketches]

That outro 💀

[@charlesmendez4686]

he taking everything too literal ahaha

[@steelnostril1]

Wait, playing dead is the worst advice for dealing with a bear. Bears specifically eat dead things...

[@garethvenn9706]

Salmon

[@lucth16]

Wow, best so far! Loved it.

[@frostyshivam]

11 years later, this wouldn't fly in modern day Canada.

[@TheWaross]

what? It's comedy. And it's in Montreal, a center for humour...

[@Horny_Fruit_Flies]

MUH PC CULTURE!

[@margaritam.9118]

Because now you can’t joke about God and priests molesting kids?

[@margaritam.9118]

Horny Fruit Flies it’s dark humor, nothing offensive.

[@mikeymcmikeface5599]

Canada sucks.

[@tatianasolovichenko2913]

It would be funny if someone from the audience saw their face in the video and be like "I laughed like this at another joke!"

[@alexanderiwanow5146]

Give it up for comedy mega-fan Noam Chomsky (1:22)...!

[@x8Ball]

01:40 that chinese girl is on whose line is it anyway!

[@liteyagami6364]

+8 Ball Wait what do you mean

[@x8Ball]

Lite Yagami Have you never watched whose line is it anyway? ^^

[@liteyagami6364]

8 Ball I have (or at least the newer one) and I don't remember a "chinese girl."

[@x8Ball]

Lite Yagami Oh but in the old episodes, i think its season 4, Wayne is singing to her XD

[@liteyagami6364]

8 Ball Oh ok I assumed you were referring to the newer ones

[@loganentertainment1814]

3:24, Or cause an Earthquake. XD

[@Obi-WanKannabis]

Can someone explain to me the "how to tell if a guy wants a baby" joke?

[@justabitofjunkie2595]

I'm taking it that you mean the second part of it, it's because the guy is gay, hence the need of a turkey baster.

[@Mangzorz]

I totally thought it was a Dr. Evil reference. lol oops.

[@sugarnads]

Just a bit of Junkie its a dr evil ref. Hence itll be an experiment lol

[@jaylew889]

Lol that might be the best/subtle sexual history joke

[@michaelmorse3420]

I didn't get it. Could you please explain?

[@brainlet99]

Ricky stole his joke about eating cameras

[@Masquerade08]

Just for the record, meat tenderizer powder is better than urine for jellyfish stings. Not that I even know where to find that these days. More research needed.

[@yawn1887]

Vinegar.

[@maaudioman]

fuckin savage

[@shampthedog]

His eyes look so crazy

[@openureyes929]

Jimmy Carr for president!!

[@Kire667]

The directions one will be obsolete soon because we have GPS. and this humor reminds me of Mr Bean

[@alexkim1560]

lmao tampons sure aren’t a good present for squash players especially

[@archiebaines2246]

Whys this banned in England had to bang on the vpn

[@pseudoacronym1557]

Is it me or am i just really high that the background looks like a fucken Drowzee! Go ahead... google the Pokemon.

[@jswanza6317]

Hypno maybe

[@lesfaul4924]

It looks like Hypno in the top-right.

[@rickyeldiablo800]

My god he has lost so much weight since 2006

[@tassiedevil7819]

ZcI

[@alex17k81]

Jimmy Carr is like Jim Carrey, I mean the names are similar ._.

[@phee3D]

Jimmy scooter

[@mcmoose64]

In this ultra PC age I am suprised that he has not been banned (and I am unbelievably happy that he hasn't been).

[@missundies]

Well, this show was 13 years ago.

[@AmatriceBand]

Strange bloke

[@kevinwaag9976]

don't pee on it!!!! it'll be worst !!!

[@Anti-Yeet]

He is so over-rated

[@aricroy4258]

This is fucking horrible

[@govindkrishnan6839]

Pretentious british comedians....Too good to hold a microphone.

[@whynottalklikeapirat]

+Govind Krishnan or hide behind one

[@MissFawlty]

+Govind Krishnan Jimmy employs body language as part of his performance, that is probably why he doesn't hold a microphone. Watch him closely, it's absolutely brilliant!!!

[@85Aheadstix]

He simply doesn't want to catch American stupidity... it's contagious you know...

[@alanpullen5285]

The mike is on the inside of his jacket, it's modern, something that obviously hasn't reached you yet.

[@jurassicperk86]

his materials are so incredibly old!!

[@Terrum]

***** It's a video from 2006, of course it's going to be.

[@Bidwellz9]

+Terrum even in 06' this material was old, he sounds like an 80s comic, not a true comedian. lke he got his jokes out of a book

[@blurghgitty3000]

Bidwellz9 and he gets paid loads of money to do it so obviously he's doing something right

[@sophitsa79]

@@Bidwellz9 it's an old style but not old jokes. He's big on pushing that the boundaries on what is offensive, so using an old structure to deliver new potentially offensive jokes shows us what our current social norms and values are. This performance was mainstream, but there are others were you can see that he really is finding that line that shouldn't be crossed according into the audience.

[@billcobbett9259]

Hugely over rated. But if that's what people want, fair enough.

[@peterjames777]

That's what we want...

[@bryanbergmann1133]

If people want it, it most of the time is not overrated..

[@mayo8029]

This is just him saying a bunch of one liners. wtf. This isnt stand up.

[@CillBinton]

+Cornelius VanRupert what's your defenition of stand up?

[@Shardal]

+CillBinton propably something weird like people standing up and telling jokes.

[@mayo8029]

Shardal I was thinking more like a harsh and extremely honest view and depictions of everyday life and relatable situations. Not just going on a stage telling a heap of unoriginal shitty short jokes then just looking puzzled after you throw out the punchline.

[@mayo8029]

+Shardal I swear, you look up jokes and anti-jokes on reddit and you find every joke in this comedy sketch.

[@Mutterschwein]

+Cornelius VanRupert You do know there's more than one style of comedy, right? You're expecting every stand up comic to be like George Carlin or something? If so then you're really pretentious.