Jingle All The Way Pitch Meeting

Step into the Pitch Meeting that started the holiday classic Jingle All The Way! Subscribe for more Pitch Meetings: goo.gl/ho3Hg6
Arnold Schwarzenegger is mostly known for his action films, so it seemed liked a fun idea to have him star in Jingle All The Way, the 1996 Christmas movie in which every single scene ends in Turbo Man related violence! The movie is considered a holiday classic by many, but critics absolutely hated it. The Sinbad/Schwarzenegger film definitely raises a lot of questions. Like why is Howard such a liar? Why DOES every scene end in violence? Why was there a warehouse filled with Santas? To answer all these questions and more, step inside the pitch meeting that led to JINGLE ALL THE WAY it’s super easy, barely an inconvenience!
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[@BanaDoyabad]

I was an extra in this movie! I'm one of the kids playin in the balls, behind him after he goes down the slide. It was filmed at the Mall of America. It was literally an all day shoot but it was super easy, barely an inconvenience! 😁

[@Lodogg]

Summer Baby, being an extra in movies is Tight!

[@TheMrDan-ys4to]

That's really cool! I grew up watching this movie and loved it.

[@LordFoxxyFoxington]

Acting in movies is tight.

[@417Dobro]

Yeah-yeah-yeah pretty cool

[@karnage9685]

Wow

[@itsgodnga]

"Oh wow that's pretty intense for a kids movie" This pretty much sums up most 80s and 90s kids movies

[@Probolkoc]

I was pretty shocked when I saw Beethoven again, I had last seen it as a kid and had completely forgotten that the reason the bad guys want Beethoven is so they can test a new type of bullet on his skull and see how badly it will explode when shot at point-blank range... that's 90s family movies for you!

[@Sixstringman]

Back when kids were allowed to have fun.

[@berengustav7714]

Back when Hard R movies were marketed to kids because toys: Terminators,Robocops, and Predators.

[@androssteague]

What I love most about 80s and 90s films is that they weren't afraid to go there when it comes to violence and children. 3 ninjas, Home Alone, IT.

[@epsilon-eleven]

@@Sixstringman They still are, though?

[@MJsGuardAngel]

"There is only so much I can do with the story line of trying to make a PURCHASE" LMFAOOO

[@judoclawplays962]

Harold and Kumar go to white castle

[@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962]

"I never learned how to write endings to things, so every interaction ends in some kind of physical attack." 🤣🤣🤣

[@SculptedCold]

Never even realized that but it's so true! That really adds hilarity for me.

[@rickyplaysbyear7663]

Basically the Aquaman movie lol

[@deanw.3962]

"Screen rants are tight" I see what you did there lol

[@jadon2712]

DeAnn Weaver Yeah like mind blown 🤯💥🤣

[@LA_318]

No.. no.. I don't. What do you mean? explain

[@deanw.3962]

@@LA_318 the name of the KZbin channel/website is Screen Rant...they're poking fun at themselves.

[@LA_318]

@@deanw.3962 oh really?

[@deanw.3962]

@@LA_318 yes

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

"It's a movie starring Arnold. I bet he's gonna have an easy time getting that Turbo Man doll." "Actually it's gonna be super gory, everything ends with violence."

[@toangreenlow2229]

The fact tbat the catch phrase rhymed with the original is amazing

[@lproof8472]

“That’s a world-changing invention” is such an underrated line. haha

[@nick_kingston2723]

You forgot to mention how he never even got his wife a gift

[@Daddyharlem]

wives dont count lol

[@darksideofevil13]

Only kids mater in Christmas movies.

[@BagzAndPresident]

Wives are property

[@viddork]

Only good joke in the entire movie. Also, you're the first person (other than myself) I've encountered who saw that part.

[@miguelthealpaca8971]

Yeah wives are tight! And they need presents.

[@deshaunreid7728]

2 pitch meetings in 2 days is tight!

[@danishtanha007]

Super easy barely an inconvenience

[@themagicpencilanimations192]

Actually three

[@deshaunreid7728]

The Home Alone 2 PM was 3 days ago they took a day off on Thursday but 3 pitch meetings in 4 days is even tighter!

[@haytijr5823]

@@deshaunreid7728 we are talking about today, so far it's 2

[@theshadow2171]

"...so he'd only go to jail for a year." "Oh, OK." 😂😂😂😂😂

[@stratoskdns7179]

"Is a toy purchase worth getting arrested and going to jail?" "Probably." "Wowwowwowwowwow."

[@SarahBright]

In Latin America this movie is called "the promised gift", must be the only "translated" title that makes more sense in Spanish.

[@EderFxs]

in Brazil is "Um Herói de Brinquedo" ("A Toy Hero" or something like that)

[@Sharivari]

In Germany it"s called: "Promised is promised."

[@egregius9314]

@@EderFxs I like 'A Toy Hero', that makes even MORE sense!

[@yanagelfand4337]

In Russia it's just "Christmas present", and I totally agree with the only title translation that makes sense.

[@Hypotetiskt]

In Sweden It's called Klappjakten, mening The Hunt for the christmas gift. It's also a pun, because a "klappjakt" is a form of hunting where people make clapping noices to herd the animals towards the hunters. At the same time, "klapp" means gift

[@thewigglestunes9092]

If this movie was called Dashing Through The Snow, I think it would make more sense than Jingle All The Way

[@MrParkerman6]

That makes no sense since he isn't in snow most the time.

[@thewigglestunes9092]

@@MrParkerman6 Yeah, but he's dashing from store to store looking for the toy. Jingle all the way really doesn't really have anything to do with the movie.

[@ZiddersRooFurry]

@@thewigglestunes9092 Jingle All the Way sounds like a cheesy film Arnold would be in though.

[@QTCutes]

Jingle All THe Way sounds like Ted's POV of the movie as he's trying to go all the way with Howard's wife!

[@SmashLiXs]

anyone think it should've been called going turbo?

[@KCCAINE707]

I have to admit Jingle All the Way is my holiday guilty pleasure. You nailed it but I still watch it every year.

[@Treydiamond]

I’m surprised he didn’t bring up the moment that has confounded me my whole life; when Myron shoots his fist at Howard like a projectile. And it comes back and is just back to being his hand. Like it seems like it must be a fake hand on the suit, but it reattaches and he makes a mocking gesture with it like it didn’t just come all the way off.

[@sailorxnibiru4152]

Why did you do this?

[@williambrewer7299]

Ikr. I was also waiting to see if they'd mention the bit where A reindeer gets punched unconscious

[@Madmonkeman]

Whoops!

[@DevilCryno]

"screen rants are tight" lol, no they're not you're the only reason people watch these, Ryan

[@flyingtomatosauce3528]

you dont say

[@devonmartin1810]

He's become screen rants!

[@bewmdogg]

are you on the hating screen rants train like every other sheep? tsk tsk

[@simoneidson21]

@@bewmdogg are you being paid to shill for them?

[@jackler4020]

@@simoneidson21 What *IS* going on with SR btw? I used to watch all their vids in the past like, YEARS ago. I stopped watching them as I got older coz I got more n more busy. By the time I started watching them again it was just for the Pitch Meetings and Pro Tips vids so It'd be nice if you could enlighten me

[@adamloutsenhizer1959]

i always just assumed arnold wrote this movie himself

[@valeriemalone2729]

never noticed how violent this movie is

[@MrParkerman6]

That's kinda the point.

[@129das]

Its Super Violent.

[@boblangford5514]

That’s because parents back then didn’t care about cartoony violence in kids movies/shows. They would lose it over nudity and swearing, though. Oh, but cartoony violence was definitely not okay in video games! 90s parents logic FTW!

[@carybeweary7209]

It does have Arnold after all lol

[@MasterAnakinSkyWalker]

​@@boblangford5514- You must've not heard about the parents complaining about how violent the original Ninja Turtles movie was back in 1990. That's why in the second one the turtles barely use their weapons during the fight scenes. Also, parents complaining about how violent Temple of Doom and Gremlins were lead to the creation of the PG-13 rating in 1984.

[@pcssfc]

I never realized how pointlessly violent this movie is when I was younger. Now I love it even more!

[@erictrasser1989]

I'm 32 and this is my favorite Christmas movie ever. A must watch every year around the holidays. Sinbad is amazing in it

[@swapnilpatwari6052]

i watched this movie as kid and it has really catchy hindi title 'khilone ki chahat bani papa ki afat ' . which translate in english as ' desire for toy results into trouble for daddy ' and i love this movie and it is not awful.

[@MuttFitness]

That's a hilarious title

[@AdarshKumar-nj7rp]

Lmao. I'm happy they have stopped doing this now. Imagine what would be the title of Bohemian Rhapsody!

[@Faygris]

Super explanatory movie titles are tight!

[@swapnilpatwari6052]

Faygris i am watching porn right now so please dont disturb me this coz notifications are not slutty and giving explainations is tight

[@squarepixelscanada2567]

@@Faygris 😂 Hail Satan

[@TimThomason]

"And who do you have in mind for this Howard character?" "Arnold Schwarzenegger." "Arnold Schwarzenegger. The big-time action hero from Commando and Predator, playing a workaholic, henpecked husband who is constantly berated and down on his luck while looking for a toy for his son in a wholesome family film." "Uh-huh." "Well, okay then."

[@d0lmorrd152]

And are you sure people won't think it's weird that his name is... Howard?

[@catdogmousecheese]

"Well, if he said 'yes' to Kindergarten Cop and Junior, he'll probably say 'yes' to this."

[@lanceknuth5300]

Well they needed someone for all of that violence. He was a better pick than Stallone.

[@yanagelfand4337]

-- Arnold Schwarznegger. The one actor who cannot... you know... act even if he had a gun to his head? -- Yeah, yeah, yeah! -- Well, I guess we don't really need any acting with such a script. -- Thank you! -- That wasn't... You're welcome.

[@DiBaozi]

Yeah but he did Sixth Day, Kindergarten Cop, Last Action hero, and probably a few others involving family and kids. Probably didn't want to be typecasted

[@almostoriginal6054]

The Finnish name for the movie is "My Father Is A Turbo-Man"

[@LordKalte]

In french, it's The Toy Run

[@Ganychan]

Spoiler!

[@SeaGLGaming]

"Screen rants are tight" I see what you did there

[@Poopybutt4444]

“Super easy, barely an inconvenience” Cured my depression😪

[@xavigarcia9372]

Curing mental illness with cathphrases is tight!!

[@-haclong2366]

During mental illnesses is tight.

[@searchlocalhtxyoutube4035]

"Fair enough," as a response kills me every time in these pitch meeting videos 😂

[@PatricksCrazyPlace]

"Gosh, this guy's on a crime spree" Well when you put it like that...lol.

[@Krathify]

One of the greatest Christmas stories in all history. My brother watched a 24 hour marathon of this movie and back when we had VCRs he recored parts of it all over. So some scenes were replayed and some went on into later scenes. Like Arnold punched a reindeer 6 times in a row... which meant my brother waited each movie till that scene and hit record. It was genius and my brother was high playing WoW. Great times... great times...

[@albynorthwest7383]

For the 1 year anniversary for pitch meetings you could do pitch meetings pitch meeting. That would be TIGHT

[@ButrzV2]

You'd think all that meta would be challenging, but its actually super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@DodaGarcia]

And he eventually did! For the 100th episode I think.

[@fifi6034]

Screen Rants are TIGHT!!!!

[@Lensman864]

"Oh Screen rants are TIGHT!" Sir, you've excelled yourself! 😂

[@sandymcneish7820]

Considering he said every interaction ends in physical violence, I really wanted this one to end with him punching the producer in the face :))))))

[@SuperMarlinsfan]

I used to love this movie when i was a kid, and I havent watched it since i was maybe 10. Hearing the plot like this now, it’s hilarious

[@TanveerAhmed_07]

Dear Ryan!! can u do a Avatar Last Airbender Pitch meeting.

[@LibertyLocalizer]

Please, Ryan. We need this.

[@ChandraPrakash-is7eg]

Yes, Ryan that will be a Pitch Meeting we don't need, but a Pitch Meeting that we deserve or maybe the other way around, I'm not really sure. And do not hold back with the one liners...

[@monifshahchowdhury7089]

wrong ryan :P

[@rasaayennaidoo2377]

Lol, I read that in Ryan Higga's voice

[@milindblaze4495]

Yassss!

[@snausages43]

Comment composition: 49.5% requests for future pitch meetings 49.5% “screen rants are tight” 1% discussion of the movie

[@kaltaron1284]

There isn't much to discuss with the movie though. Might as well have some fun.

[@MrDJT522]

When you showed the quick clip of him choking her I was dieing! lmao!!! ☝🏻😂

[@socaldayve6684]

Jingle All the Way 2: Arnold desperately trying to get his college age son an nVIDIA RTX 30-series GPU because he's stuck in COVID lockdown.

[@jeremiahbennett3004]

Lmao there is actually a sequel look it up

[@filmflix1431]

Actually a ps5

[@filmflix1431]

@@jeremiahbennett3004 that’s not real it doesn’t exist ITS FAKE

[@robertgoodwin5671]

you could also set it at the beginning of the pandemic and Arnold has to try and get him toilet paper, paper towels and hand sanitizer.

[@satelliteride]

You guys are making more of these every week it feels like. Writing and filming pitch meetings must be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@xk1390]

I actually love this movie, used to watch it with my brother every year.

[@runevi]

Phil Hartman is hilarious in this! He comes off slimy yet somehow endearing! IDK how!

[@DodaGarcia]

He was such a treasure. It’s really tragic that he’s no longer with us.

[@shadowfoxhd6798]

Please do a Narnia pitch meeting

[@thebeingdestroyerofworlds8690]

Better do LotR

[@dustinchen]

The being destroyer of worlds the lord of all horses

[@polyhymnia701]

The being destroyer of worlds Why not both?

[@adamhovey407]

Being a CS Lewis fan, I refuse to watch the movies.

[@adamhovey407]

As someone familiar with the source material, and a big C.S. Lewis fan, YES.

[@korg3097]

Please do Godzilla 2014.

[@starwarstairique]

Facts !!!!!

[@andrewramulu5041]

Yes I want to see that

[@andrewramulu5041]

I would want to see both

[@squarepixelscanada2567]

1998 will be more relevant..But tbh I would love the 2014 Godzilla Pitch meeting. Saturdays are tight.

[@carnage8958]

i was thinking the same thing

[@Pikkabuu]

This movie actually got a sensible title in my country. Basically the name was "My Dad is the Turboman".

[@Ruronini]

Me and my family watch this movie every year for Christmas, it's a tradition now, we love it

[@autumnfall1997]

Same here

[@CultureContent]

“Oh, that’s a world changing invention” got me chuckling heartily. Great delivery Ryan. 👊🏼

[@itsmeshteve]

Honestly, despite all the hate it gets, it was one of my favorite movies as a kid. Then again, I was 10 when it was released.

[@GCEXTREMEMN]

"So you have a Christmas movie for me?" Yes, and its pretty violent. "Ah so Die Hard ?"

[@liambishop496]

I always feel obliged to say "Super easy, barely an inconvenience," simultaneously whenever he says it.

[@worldofwatsorb]

Hahaha same. Whoopsie

[@bendavis6457]

Saying tight is *TIGHT*

[@shadowfoxhd6798]

It's also super easy barely an inconvenience

[@ChandraPrakash-is7eg]

Commenting, saying tight is tight is so tight and super easy, barely an inconvenience and not at all an oops or oopsie...

[@bendavis6457]

@@ChandraPrakash-is7eg yeah yeah yeah

[@ricardoGonzalez-kr1hj]

@@ChandraPrakash-is7eg i don't know

[@TheInselaffen]

Please do Dune (1984) that's right; I want to here 'Sandworms are tight!' and 'they drink their own pee/yeah, they drink their own pee.'

[@FWilson15]

Yes! I would love to see that!

[@berengustav7714]

I really hope they do it because of the Remake.

[@GOODYGOODGOOD789]

This is the most accurate depiction of Christmas shopping ever.

[@thehorriblemoviepodcast]

I love Jingle All The Way. Thanks for doing this Pitch Meeting. I've watched it every Christmas for the last 22 years! Already have this years in and I'm sure I'll watch it again before Christmas. RIP Phil Hartman, we Miss you!

[@ColtonDTV]

"And this is a kids movie?" "Sure is"

[@juan4399]

Dude. Words cant describe how much I love you guys for doing this film favorite of mines

[@AJMS10]

In german it's called "Versprochen ist Versprochen" which translates to "a promise has to be kept" and that relates perfectly to the plot.

[@nicksnrub7265]

I want 6 more Pitch Meetings by Monday!

[@PaperPlateClorox]

Myron- “I have sickle cell don’t hit me!” Just caught this as an adult and diiiiiiied. 😆

[@cliffdevey]

Pitch meeting for Ghost Rider (2007)

[@army103]

I love that as a synopsis of the movie: Man tries to make a purchase.

[@christopherhiller1035]

I love your pitch videos! Showed them to a co-worker last week and we couldn't stop laughing! The points you make are spot on and you manage to shed light on insights I hadn't considered! And I love your delivery! Could you do Poltergeist, John Carpenter's The Thing (1982), and A Nightmare On Elm Street (1985)?

[@dimitru6024]

Honestly, few movies have ever given me as much fun as this one. Loved it!

[@TitanicTruths]

I loved that movie as a kid, even had an actual TurboMan action figure

[@40bon]

I love how he put the old computer in the background but left the wireless keyboard

[@acast21]

I love these pitch meetings! I would love to see more pitches of some Arnold classics like eraser, the last action hero, kindergarten cop, etc

[@vivyremo4626]

Possible Christmas present for me: You could make a Pitch Meeting for X-men Days of Future Past (Please)

[@nite-owl4689]

YESSSS!!!!

[@JohnGoetzGaming]

Alright my favorite X-men movie

[@starwarstairique]

Bruh love these Pitch meetings mann 🔥🔥💯

[@Sly88Frye]

I love the channel name drop at 2:01.

[@nateb4543]

I've watched dozens of these and this is the best one

[@munch3767]

Polar Express Pitch Meeting

[@HimeNoKuri]

Jordan Harrell I’d love to hear how creepy that uncanny valley would be!! And “Taking children from their beds in the middle of the night is super easy, barely an inconvenience !”

[@JSteplyk]

I imagined a pitch like “How funny would it be to hear Arnold Schwarzenegger repeatedly saying, ‘Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen...’” “Very funny! Now how do we build a plot around that?”

[@Noah-kd6lq]

I have watched dozens of your videos, but somehow today is the day I subscribe. Sorry it took so long.

[@caitiejane938]

"Screen rants are tight!" I couldn't agree more! Especially when Pitch Meetings are involved.

[@LibertyLocalizer]

Please do a once upon a Deadpool pitch meeting. That would be tight!

[@skitleystorm6298]

When u sub to Screen Rant just for Pitch Meeting: The negotiations were short.

[@aaaadit5155]

SKITLEY STORM I get that reference. Prequel memer?

[@dylang1138]

Finding a fellow user of Prequel Memes: A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.

[@ShizuruNakatsu]

Negotiation? We've lost all communication!

[@legolord5261]

Hello there !

[@rlj151]

Don't you mean that the negotiations were "super easy, barely an inconvenience" :)

[@rickyandreou]

I can't help but smile whenever I get a notification for a new Screen Rant Pitch Meeting.

[@benjaminmenken5693]

The Santa and purse scene was hilarious

[@nikolajn-g8422]

Hey Ryan Great pitch meeting. How about a pitch meeting for “Falling down”?

[@burger_kinghorn]

Because violent nervous breakdowns are tight.

[@aidanyelsma7762]

Please do a pitch meeting for the South Park movie.

[@MrParkerman6]

Trey amd Matt didnt have to pitch it, the studio approached them to make it.

[@CountryCarReviews]

Destroying Canada super easy barely an inconvenience

[@mentosnetwork4774]

This is still one of my favorite Christmas movies

[@nuzilloyd]

In Germany the movie is called versprochen ist versprochen "A Promise is a Promise" (meaning you have to Keep your promises... I don't know if that is an existing idiom in english speeking countries 😅) Makes a lot more sense as a title for this movie

[@koseorhun]

Please do KZbin rewind 2018. I really wanna know how they pitched it this year

[@thelookofdisapproval8234]

I agree screen rants are tight

[@GannerRhysode]

“There was only so much I could do with the storyline of trying to make a purchase.” I’m dying

[@Zapp__Brannigan]

"He's going to be put in a Turbo Man suit with a working jet pack--" "Wow, that's a world-changing invention."

[@skitleystorm6298]

46 views and 93 likes is tight!

[@chdz92]

The grinch pitch meeting

[@MrParkerman6]

It's just an adaption.

[@germanxmascookie]

"So this dad is a god damned liar." I will never NOT laugh at that!

[@ButrzV2]

Godzilla 2014, Kong Skull Island, Power Rangers 2017, Rampage All of them would be super easy, barely an inconvenience. I stumbled onto these like 2 days ago and have watched all of them. Really great stuff man. Pitch meetings are tight.

[@emilylike-the-soup2502]

You forgot to mention the scene where Arnold, disguised as Turbo Man, talks to his kid, and the kid somehow fails to recognize his own father, even though Arnold has a heavy Austrian accent and his "mask" is just a narrow strip of transparent plastic. Seriously, how many muscle-bound Austrian men live in this town?

[@Ease54]

More strangely, his wife didn't recognize him either, but got a little hot'n'bothered when she realized it was him in that uniform.

[@drumsandroses22]

Who else hears the cue and says the "inconvenience" line with Ryan? Lol

[@mopanov]

Good point about the title. I wondered when I saw it what the hell a line from jingle bells has to do with the plot.

[@hammondeggs3382]

Thank you for your contributions in Pitch Meetings.

[@h.j.a.9568]

Can you do a Krampus pitch meeting?

[@Thespeedrap]

That would be insane.

[@LimaFX]

Its true though its awful but as a kid a loved this movie

[@taochi100]

No idea why, but do love this movie watch it at least one time during Christmas. Saw it when I was 14. Edit: Seen it every year since I'm now 40 and I've shown my kids they also love it.

[@theruddyone6443]

THEMOVIES AWESOME!! LOL

[@129das]

Its a parody movie on USA shopping and stuff.

[@ironwraith852]

I did to

[@ferderonhurgeron9263]

This movie is as great as it is wrong 🤣 Ta-ta, turtleman!

[@jackmarshall3255]

"Oh screen rants are tight" I love that joke.

[@GetToDaChoppaVR]

Yes! Just discovered these and been binging the playlist, bloody awesome! Now to find an Arnie movie, ducking awesome!

[@richardidananyavor5347]

It's funny I just finished watching this movie 😂😂😂

[@viddork]

It's funny, if you move the first two words to the end of that sentence, it becomes a complete lie!

[@Levicandoit]

*Screen Rants are Tight! 😂😂😂 We may have reach ultimate Meta*

[@killeing]

Still one of my favorite Christmas and Schwarzenegger movies ^^

[@nivlek4017]

i subscribed to screen rant, now i get all of screen rants, i only want your pitch meetings!!!!!