Jingle All The Way Pitch Meeting

[@itsgodnga]

"Oh wow that's pretty intense for a kids movie" This pretty much sums up most 80s and 90s kids movies

[@Probolkoc]

I was pretty shocked when I saw Beethoven again, I had last seen it as a kid and had completely forgotten that the reason the bad guys want Beethoven is so they can test a new type of bullet on his skull and see how badly it will explode when shot at point-blank range... that's 90s family movies for you!

[@Sixstringman]

Back when kids were allowed to have fun.

[@berengustav7714]

Back when Hard R movies were marketed to kids because toys: Terminators,Robocops, and Predators.

[@androssteague]

What I love most about 80s and 90s films is that they weren't afraid to go there when it comes to violence and children. 3 ninjas, Home Alone, IT.

[@Epsilon-Eleven]

@@Sixstringman They still are, though?

[@MJsGuardAngel]

"There is only so much I can do with the story line of trying to make a PURCHASE" LMFAOOO

[@judoclawplays962]

Harold and Kumar go to white castle

[@deanw.3962]

"Screen rants are tight" I see what you did there lol

[@jadon2712]

DeAnn Weaver Yeah like mind blown 🤯💥🤣

[@LA_318]

No.. no.. I don't. What do you mean? explain

[@deanw.3962]

@@LA_318 the name of the KZbin channel/website is Screen Rant...they're poking fun at themselves.

[@LA_318]

@@deanw.3962 oh really?

[@deanw.3962]

@@LA_318 yes

[@BanaDoyabad]

I was an extra in this movie! I'm one of the kids playin in the balls, behind him after he goes down the slide. It was filmed at the Mall of America. It was literally an all day shoot but it was super easy, barely an inconvenience! 😁

[@TheMrDan-ys4to]

That's really cool! I grew up watching this movie and loved it.

[@LordFoxxyFoxington]

Acting in movies is tight.

[@417Dobro]

Yeah-yeah-yeah pretty cool

[@karnage9685]

Wow

[@r7diego]

playin balls is Tig .... wait !

[@deshaunreid7728]

2 pitch meetings in 2 days is tight!

[@danishtanha007]

Super easy barely an inconvenience

[@themagicpencilanimations192]

Actually three

[@deshaunreid7728]

The Home Alone 2 PM was 3 days ago they took a day off on Thursday but 3 pitch meetings in 4 days is even tighter!

[@haytijr5823]

@@deshaunreid7728 we are talking about today, so far it's 2

[@wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962]

"I never learned how to write endings to things, so every interaction ends in some kind of physical attack." 🤣🤣🤣

[@SculptedCold]

Never even realized that but it's so true! That really adds hilarity for me.

[@rickyplaysbyear7663]

Basically the Aquaman movie lol

[@nick_kingston2723]

You forgot to mention how he never even got his wife a gift

[@Daddyharlem]

wives dont count lol

[@darksideofevil13]

Only kids mater in Christmas movies.

[@BagzAndPresident]

Wives are property

[@viddork]

Only good joke in the entire movie. Also, you're the first person (other than myself) I've encountered who saw that part.

[@miguelthealpaca8971]

Yeah wives are tight! And they need presents.

[@SarahBright]

In Latin America this movie is called "the promised gift", must be the only "translated" title that makes more sense in Spanish.

[@EderFxs]

in Brazil is "Um Herói de Brinquedo" ("A Toy Hero" or something like that)

[@Sharivari]

In Germany it"s called: "Promised is promised."

[@egregius9314]

@@EderFxs I like 'A Toy Hero', that makes even MORE sense!

[@yanagelfand4337]

In Russia it's just "Christmas present", and I totally agree with the only title translation that makes sense.

[@Hypotetiskt]

In Sweden It's called Klappjakten, mening The Hunt for the christmas gift. It's also a pun, because a "klappjakt" is a form of hunting where people make clapping noices to herd the animals towards the hunters. At the same time, "klapp" means gift

[@lproof8472]

“That’s a world-changing invention” is such an underrated line. haha

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

"It's a movie starring Arnold. I bet he's gonna have an easy time getting that Turbo Man doll." "Actually it's gonna be super gory, everything ends with violence."

[@thewigglestunes9092]

If this movie was called Dashing Through The Snow, I think it would make more sense than Jingle All The Way

[@MrParkerman6]

That makes no sense since he isn't in snow most the time.

[@thewigglestunes9092]

@@MrParkerman6 Yeah, but he's dashing from store to store looking for the toy. Jingle all the way really doesn't really have anything to do with the movie.

[@ZiddersRooFurry]

@@thewigglestunes9092 Jingle All the Way sounds like a cheesy film Arnold would be in though.

[@QTCutes]

Jingle All THe Way sounds like Ted's POV of the movie as he's trying to go all the way with Howard's wife!

[@SmashLiXs]

anyone think it should've been called going turbo?

[@Treydiamond]

I’m surprised he didn’t bring up the moment that has confounded me my whole life; when Myron shoots his fist at Howard like a projectile. And it comes back and is just back to being his hand. Like it seems like it must be a fake hand on the suit, but it reattaches and he makes a mocking gesture with it like it didn’t just come all the way off.

[@sailorxnibiru4152]

Why did you do this?

[@williambrewer7299]

Ikr. I was also waiting to see if they'd mention the bit where A reindeer gets punched unconscious

[@Madmonkeman]

Whoops!

[@swapnilpatwari6052]

i watched this movie as kid and it has really catchy hindi title 'khilone ki chahat bani papa ki afat ' . which translate in english as ' desire for toy results into trouble for daddy ' and i love this movie and it is not awful.

[@MuttFitness]

That's a hilarious title

[@AdarshKumar-nj7rp]

Lmao. I'm happy they have stopped doing this now. Imagine what would be the title of Bohemian Rhapsody!

[@Faygris]

Super explanatory movie titles are tight!

[@swapnilpatwari6052]

Faygris i am watching porn right now so please dont disturb me this coz notifications are not slutty and giving explainations is tight

[@squarepixelscanada2567]

@@Faygris 😂 Hail Satan

[@KCCAINE707]

I have to admit Jingle All the Way is my holiday guilty pleasure. You nailed it but I still watch it every year.

[@DevilCryno]

"screen rants are tight" lol, no they're not you're the only reason people watch these, Ryan

[@flyingtomatosauce3528]

you dont say

[@devonmartin1810]

He's become screen rants!

[@bewmdogg]

are you on the hating screen rants train like every other sheep? tsk tsk

[@simoneidson21]

@@bewmdogg are you being paid to shill for them?

[@jackler4020]

@@simoneidson21 What *IS* going on with SR btw? I used to watch all their vids in the past like, YEARS ago. I stopped watching them as I got older coz I got more n more busy. By the time I started watching them again it was just for the Pitch Meetings and Pro Tips vids so It'd be nice if you could enlighten me

[@stratoskdns7179]

"Is a toy purchase worth getting arrested and going to jail?" "Probably." "Wowwowwowwowwow."

[@MichaelPalin]

... wow

[@lisakayesmith2512]

I worked in a Walmart toy department when this movie was released. The irony is they shipped boxes of the toy from the movie, thinking it would be a hot seller due to the movie. Nope. No one wanted it, so there were so many left. Of course, they were placed on a heavy clearance markdown.

[@nocheckmarkgames]

Yeah, they'd probably sell now though, might have fumbled the bag by not picking them up.

[@tylerm6453]

“And that’s what you call ironic”

[@invisibleray6987]

Classic 😂

[@theshadow2171]

"...so he'd only go to jail for a year." "Oh, OK." 😂😂😂😂😂

[@valeriemalone2729]

never noticed how violent this movie is

[@MrParkerman6]

That's kinda the point.

[@129das]

Its Super Violent.

[@boblangford5514]

That’s because parents back then didn’t care about cartoony violence in kids movies/shows. They would lose it over nudity and swearing, though. Oh, but cartoony violence was definitely not okay in video games! 90s parents logic FTW!

[@carybeweary7209]

It does have Arnold after all lol

[@MasterAnakinSkyWalker]

​@@boblangford5514- You must've not heard about the parents complaining about how violent the original Ninja Turtles movie was back in 1990. That's why in the second one the turtles barely use their weapons during the fight scenes. Also, parents complaining about how violent Temple of Doom and Gremlins were lead to the creation of the PG-13 rating in 1984.

[@erictrasser1989]

I'm 32 and this is my favorite Christmas movie ever. A must watch every year around the holidays. Sinbad is amazing in it

[@davefickess7973]

It's cool, but I prefer the one where he plays a genie.

[@adamloutsenhizer1959]

i always just assumed arnold wrote this movie himself

[@satelliteride]

You guys are making more of these every week it feels like. Writing and filming pitch meetings must be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

[@TimThomason]

"And who do you have in mind for this Howard character?" "Arnold Schwarzenegger." "Arnold Schwarzenegger. The big-time action hero from Commando and Predator, playing a workaholic, henpecked husband who is constantly berated and down on his luck while looking for a toy for his son in a wholesome family film." "Uh-huh." "Well, okay then."

[@d0lmorrd152]

And are you sure people won't think it's weird that his name is... Howard?

[@catdogmousecheese]

"Well, if he said 'yes' to Kindergarten Cop and Junior, he'll probably say 'yes' to this."

[@lanceknuth5300]

Well they needed someone for all of that violence. He was a better pick than Stallone.

[@yanagelfand4337]

-- Arnold Schwarznegger. The one actor who cannot... you know... act even if he had a gun to his head? -- Yeah, yeah, yeah! -- Well, I guess we don't really need any acting with such a script. -- Thank you! -- That wasn't... You're welcome.

[@DiBaozi]

Yeah but he did Sixth Day, Kindergarten Cop, Last Action hero, and probably a few others involving family and kids. Probably didn't want to be typecasted

[@SuperMarlinsfan]

I used to love this movie when i was a kid, and I havent watched it since i was maybe 10. Hearing the plot like this now, it’s hilarious

[@fifi6034]

Screen Rants are TIGHT!!!!

[@searchlocalhtxyoutube4035]

"Fair enough," as a response kills me every time in these pitch meeting videos 😂

[@SeaGLGaming]

"Screen rants are tight" I see what you did there

[@almostoriginal6054]

The Finnish name for the movie is "My Father Is A Turbo-Man"

[@LordKalte]

In french, it's The Toy Run

[@Ganychan]

Spoiler!

[@vaporizejello]

in Chinese its 圣诞老豆 which, from what I can see is 'Christmas old bean'....

[@pcssfc]

I never realized how pointlessly violent this movie is when I was younger. Now I love it even more!

[@Lensman864]

"Oh Screen rants are TIGHT!" Sir, you've excelled yourself! 😂

[@albynorthwest7383]

For the 1 year anniversary for pitch meetings you could do pitch meetings pitch meeting. That would be TIGHT

[@ButrzV2]

You'd think all that meta would be challenging, but its actually super easy, barely an inconvenience

[@DodaGarcia]

And he eventually did! For the 100th episode I think.

[@CultureContent]

“Oh, that’s a world changing invention” got me chuckling heartily. Great delivery Ryan. 👊🏼

[@Raziel_Plisken]

Me and my family watch this movie every year for Christmas, it's a tradition now, we love it

[@autumnfall1997]

Same here

[@LimaFX]

Its true though its awful but as a kid a loved this movie

[@taochi100]

No idea why, but do love this movie watch it at least one time during Christmas. Saw it when I was 14. Edit: Seen it every year since I'm now 40 and I've shown my kids they also love it.

[@theruddyone6443]

THEMOVIES AWESOME!! LOL

[@129das]

Its a parody movie on USA shopping and stuff.

[@ironwraith852]

I did to

[@ferderonhurgeron9263]

This movie is as great as it is wrong 🤣 Ta-ta, turtleman!

[@TanveerAhmed_07]

Dear Ryan!! can u do a Avatar Last Airbender Pitch meeting.

[@LibertyLocalizer]

Please, Ryan. We need this.

[@ChandraPrakash-is7eg]

Yes, Ryan that will be a Pitch Meeting we don't need, but a Pitch Meeting that we deserve or maybe the other way around, I'm not really sure. And do not hold back with the one liners...

[@monifshahchowdhury7089]

wrong ryan :P

[@rasaayennaidoo2377]

Lol, I read that in Ryan Higga's voice

[@milindblaze4495]

Yassss!

[@GOODYGOODGOOD789]

This is the most accurate depiction of Christmas shopping ever.

[@PatricksCrazyPlace]

"Gosh, this guy's on a crime spree" Well when you put it like that...lol.

[@thehorriblemoviepodcast]

I love Jingle All The Way. Thanks for doing this Pitch Meeting. I've watched it every Christmas for the last 22 years! Already have this years in and I'm sure I'll watch it again before Christmas. RIP Phil Hartman, we Miss you!

[@itsmeshteve]

Honestly, despite all the hate it gets, it was one of my favorite movies as a kid. Then again, I was 10 when it was released.

[@AdamDonaldson7272]

Watching Christmas pitch movies from 5 years ago in August is tight!

[@bendavis6457]

Saying tight is *TIGHT*

[@shadowfoxhd6798]

It's also super easy barely an inconvenience

[@ChandraPrakash-is7eg]

Commenting, saying tight is tight is so tight and super easy, barely an inconvenience and not at all an oops or oopsie...

[@bendavis6457]

@@ChandraPrakash-is7eg yeah yeah yeah

[@ricardoGonzalez-kr1hj]

@@ChandraPrakash-is7eg i don't know

[@Krathify]

One of the greatest Christmas stories in all history. My brother watched a 24 hour marathon of this movie and back when we had VCRs he recored parts of it all over. So some scenes were replayed and some went on into later scenes. Like Arnold punched a reindeer 6 times in a row... which meant my brother waited each movie till that scene and hit record. It was genius and my brother was high playing WoW. Great times... great times...

[@sandymcneish7820]

Considering he said every interaction ends in physical violence, I really wanted this one to end with him punching the producer in the face :))))))

[@MrDJT522]

When you showed the quick clip of him choking her I was dieing! lmao!!! ☝🏻😂

[@socaldayve]

Jingle All the Way 2: Arnold desperately trying to get his college age son an nVIDIA RTX 30-series GPU because he's stuck in COVID lockdown.

[@jeremiahbennett3004]

Lmao there is actually a sequel look it up

[@filmflix1431]

Actually a ps5

[@filmflix1431]

@@jeremiahbennett3004 that’s not real it doesn’t exist ITS FAKE

[@robertgoodwin5671]

you could also set it at the beginning of the pandemic and Arnold has to try and get him toilet paper, paper towels and hand sanitizer.

[@OfficialWHO42]

Dude. Words cant describe how much I love you guys for doing this film favorite of mines

[@shadowfoxhd6798]

Please do a Narnia pitch meeting

[@thebeingdestroyerofworlds8690]

Better do LotR

[@dustinchen]

The being destroyer of worlds the lord of all horses

[@polyhymnia701]

The being destroyer of worlds Why not both?

[@adamhovey407]

Being a CS Lewis fan, I refuse to watch the movies.

[@adamhovey407]

As someone familiar with the source material, and a big C.S. Lewis fan, YES.

[@runevi]

Phil Hartman is hilarious in this! He comes off slimy yet somehow endearing! IDK how!

[@DodaGarcia]

He was such a treasure. It’s really tragic that he’s no longer with us.

[@korg3097]

Please do Godzilla 2014.

[@TairiqueTuray]

Facts !!!!!

[@andrewramulu5041]

Yes I want to see that

[@andrewramulu5041]

I would want to see both

[@squarepixelscanada2567]

1998 will be more relevant..But tbh I would love the 2014 Godzilla Pitch meeting. Saturdays are tight.

[@carnage8958]

i was thinking the same thing

[@jquibble]

"Dashing Through the Snow" actually would have made a much better name considering the plot

[@dimitru6024]

Honestly, few movies have ever given me as much fun as this one. Loved it!

[@rickyandreou]

I can't help but smile whenever I get a notification for a new Screen Rant Pitch Meeting.

[@Vedg2210]

2:00 Producer Guy so rich he managed to get that line in the Content

[@Pikkabuu]

This movie actually got a sensible title in my country. Basically the name was "My Dad is the Turboman".

[@snausages43]

Comment composition: 49.5% requests for future pitch meetings 49.5% “screen rants are tight” 1% discussion of the movie

[@kaltaron1284]

There isn't much to discuss with the movie though. Might as well have some fun.

[@sarahandrade2505]

I love this so much. Last night my family was watching this movie and I thought “wow they really just took a movie of a guy buying a toy and threw in literally anything”

[@nicksnrub]

I want 6 more Pitch Meetings by Monday!

[@WillieHoule]

Jingle all the way is one of my guilty pleasure, I love that film

[@TitanicTruths]

I loved that movie as a kid, even had an actual TurboMan action figure

[@ButrzV2]

Godzilla 2014, Kong Skull Island, Power Rangers 2017, Rampage All of them would be super easy, barely an inconvenience. I stumbled onto these like 2 days ago and have watched all of them. Really great stuff man. Pitch meetings are tight.

[@FuzzyPuppet]

Wow Screen Rant the execution of this idea is absolutely brilliant! Bravo on a hilarious video you've made!!

[@derpyshark3305]

Screen rant put no work into this Ryan does literally EVERYTHING

[@dcontreras106]

Love the sarcasm

[@Noah-kd6lq]

I have watched dozens of your videos, but somehow today is the day I subscribe. Sorry it took so long.

[@ColtonDTV]

"And this is a kids movie?" "Sure is"

[@__-tz6xx]

Jingle All the Way is one of my favorite movies

[@rizziliciousranger]

Polar Express Pitch Meeting

[@HimeNoKuri]

Jordan Harrell I’d love to hear how creepy that uncanny valley would be!! And “Taking children from their beds in the middle of the night is super easy, barely an inconvenience !”

[@AJMS10]

In german it's called "Versprochen ist Versprochen" which translates to "a promise has to be kept" and that relates perfectly to the plot.

[@JSteplyk]

I imagined a pitch like “How funny would it be to hear Arnold Schwarzenegger repeatedly saying, ‘Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen...’” “Very funny! Now how do we build a plot around that?”

[@christopherhiller1035]

I love your pitch videos! Showed them to a co-worker last week and we couldn't stop laughing! The points you make are spot on and you manage to shed light on insights I hadn't considered! And I love your delivery! Could you do Poltergeist, John Carpenter's The Thing (1982), and A Nightmare On Elm Street (1985)?

[@liambishop496]

I always feel obliged to say "Super easy, barely an inconvenience," simultaneously whenever he says it.

[@watsorb_saves]

Hahaha same. Whoopsie

[@army103]

I love that as a synopsis of the movie: Man tries to make a purchase.

[@cliffdevey]

Pitch meeting for Ghost Rider (2007)

[@40bon]

I love how he put the old computer in the background but left the wireless keyboard

[@LibertyLocalizer]

Please do a once upon a Deadpool pitch meeting. That would be tight!

[@hammondeggs3382]

Thank you for your contributions in Pitch Meetings.

[@skitleystorm6298]

When u sub to Screen Rant just for Pitch Meeting: The negotiations were short.

[@aaaadit5155]

SKITLEY STORM I get that reference. Prequel memer?

[@dylang1138]

Finding a fellow user of Prequel Memes: A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one.

[@ShizuruNakatsu]

Negotiation? We've lost all communication!

[@legolord5261]

Hello there !

[@rlj151]

Don't you mean that the negotiations were "super easy, barely an inconvenience" :)

[@acast21]

I love these pitch meetings! I would love to see more pitches of some Arnold classics like eraser, the last action hero, kindergarten cop, etc

[@SapienSafari]

Myron- “I have sickle cell don’t hit me!” Just caught this as an adult and diiiiiiied. 😆

[@Zapp__Brannigan]

"He's going to be put in a Turbo Man suit with a working jet pack--" "Wow, that's a world-changing invention."

[@GCEXTREMEMN]

"So you have a Christmas movie for me?" Yes, and its pretty violent. "Ah so Die Hard ?"

[@nateb4543]

I've watched dozens of these and this is the best one

[@TairiqueTuray]

Bruh love these Pitch meetings mann 🔥🔥💯

[@Sly88Frye]

I love the channel name drop at 2:01.

[@koseorhun]

Please do KZbin rewind 2018. I really wanna know how they pitched it this year

[@war32mec]

This was a pretty classic Christmas film for us kids back in the day...

[@mattstorm6568]

I was an adult so were all my friends, we still loved it.

[@TheInselaffen]

Please do Dune (1984) that's right; I want to here 'Sandworms are tight!' and 'they drink their own pee/yeah, they drink their own pee.'

[@FWilson15]

Yes! I would love to see that!

[@berengustav7714]

I really hope they do it because of the Remake.

[@bobwilson679]

I freaking loved this movie as a kid. One of my favorite Christmas movies.

[@xk1390]

I actually love this movie, used to watch it with my brother every year.

[@ChildPrototype2]

This is still one of my favorite Christmas movies

[@vivyremo4626]

Possible Christmas present for me: You could make a Pitch Meeting for X-men Days of Future Past (Please)

[@nite-owl4689]

YESSSS!!!!

[@JohnGoetzGaming]

Alright my favorite X-men movie

[@notme222]

Now that you mention it, given how he's running around town the title "Dashing through the Snow" might have made more sense.

[@aidanyelsma7762]

Please do a pitch meeting for the South Park movie.

[@MrParkerman6]

Trey amd Matt didnt have to pitch it, the studio approached them to make it.

[@CountryCarReviews]

Destroying Canada super easy barely an inconvenience

[@nuzilloyd]

In Germany the movie is called versprochen ist versprochen "A Promise is a Promise" (meaning you have to Keep your promises... I don't know if that is an existing idiom in english speeking countries 😅) Makes a lot more sense as a title for this movie

[@nikolajn-g8422]

Hey Ryan Great pitch meeting. How about a pitch meeting for “Falling down”?

[@burger_kinghorn]

Because violent nervous breakdowns are tight.

[@joshhardy5646]

Arnold was pure box office gold in the 90s. Didn’t matter how bad the movie was. We still loved them all

[@chdz92]

The grinch pitch meeting

[@MrParkerman6]

It's just an adaption.

[@OhSoLiliana]

Ryan spoiled us with 2 pitch meetings :) We love you, Ryan!!

[@thebeingdestroyerofworlds8690]

Screen Rant's are TIGHT

[@Ultimime]

I don't know what you make from these but that channel name meta joke better get you a raise.

[@Levicandoit]

*Screen Rants are Tight! 😂😂😂 We may have reach ultimate Meta*

[@Adam-mh7zv]

What confuses me most about this movie is that all the events some how take place in one day. Like it dosent even get dark outside, and howard manages to go to a million stores, an underground santa operation, a radio station and a parade.