Joe Rogan and Whitney Cummings Share Shocking Hit and Run Stories

[@cdk]

Whitney: "head off the body" Joe: "Was He Dead?"

[@dongatello6969]

I was listening to this and laughed

[@cromemako83]

I love Joe in his most silly moments - reminds me of me lol@@dongatello6969

[@thetattooed6_9weirdo32]

😂😂 comment I was gonna make . Head detached , "Dead?" , yea , typically, cause and affect

[@buamp8186]

To be fair, she did just get done saying he fell head first "because the head is heaviest" and she's a comedian.

[@cdk]

@@buamp8186 yes then she says, "it was so disturbing, head broke OFF his body, just head off body and then shoes.... were like 50 feet away." then joe chimes in and says "dead?"

[@tartuffethespry]

Whitney: "head was off body" Joe: "Dead?"

[@Will502x]

I bet she’s experienced a lot of hit and runs.

[@cdk]

lol

[@Wodenseyes]

I watched a 17 year old boy drunk and driving an $85k truck that was lifted with those stupid tires that stick out to the sides, drive about 60-70 miles an hour into a Hyundai Accent in front of me (not even 5 feet) and kill all 4 people in the tiny car when he crushed it. He then tried to drive off but his tire was so fucked he got stuck and my buddy and 2 other guys ripped him out of the driver seat and beat his ass. My buddy and the other guy got arrested for assault and the kid got 5 years for quadruple vehicular homocide while DWI. They dropped the charges down to 1 charge of Vehicular manslaughter. That was about 8 years ago. His rich parents cried during court when me and two witnesses talked about the scene trying to get the punk judge to give him life. 4 people DIED bc this drunk fuck ran a red light and he got 5 years

[@Cashelda]

That's a grave injustice. That should have been a felony since people died. So sad. 😢

[@zackwoodd4606]

Your friends are no better thinking it was their place to assault him

[@Wodenseyes]

@@zackwoodd4606 he murdered 4 people and tried to take off. If they’d have beat him to death then maybe I’d agree with you. But all they did was stop him from getting away and doing it to other families. What is wrong with toy

[@zackwoodd4606]

@THESILLIESTofGeese because it wasn't their place to ASSAULT him. Assaulting isn't the same as a citizens arrest. Plus I highly highly doubt they knew the 4 people were dead by the time they pulled him out and assaulted him

[@MrJoshcc600]

You sure they dropped the dwi charge but kept calling him a drunk. If he was drunk why did they drop the charge?

[@itsmaclain]

I was hit by a car going roughly 65mph while walking in the rain in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night. They took off, leaving me in a trench. It's a miracle I was found! I was almost done with college, the Student Body President, advocated for student rights, to now be on disability... Please drive safely and appreciate life, which I do more than ever. JonMaClain

[@bebopganymede]

That's terrible I'm sorry

[@raybombs]

You almost became THE student body

[@vancouverviking4652]

Your head is the heaviest?? 😂 OK lady.

[@alexprinsrealestateagent1263]

I saw this awful wreck once in Hattiesburg MS while I was at a stop sign. Someone was trying to make a left turn on a busy highway, didn’t judge it right, and gets slammed by a car going at least 60mph. Literally bodies being ejected from both cars, smoke everywhere, blood everywhere, people running over pulling kids from the car, people giving CPR, broken limbs, there were about 6 or 7 people in the two cars. Literally looked like a was scene. I pulled over and watched in horror. A few people did. It was the craziest thing. It’s was all those poor children in the back seat that I think made it so sad. Must have not had seat belts on. Was so impressed by all the people that pulled over and just jumped into action.

[@brianban110]

Don't ever change Joe😂

[@Illhostility]

She’s basically retelling the Louis ck/Dane cook joke but as her story

[@TheJagjr4450]

My buddy who is retired navy seal said if they put how things really happen in real life deaths in a movie no one would believe it was real. He said he has seen heads fly off the top of bodies when shot.

[@raybombs]

Imagine going to court and the witness on the stand is Joe

[@jakubkrizka2283]

High as a kite. Dangerous and almost immortal.

[@marlasinger1808]

Imagine hearing your story on joe Rogan 🤣🤣🤣

[@23Skadoosh]

I don't think the guy that lost his head will be hearing his own story anytime soon...

[@jaredh2011]

I witnessed a horrible several car accident on I-5 in Oregon. A BMW went around me on the right at 70 mph although the exit was backed up into the interstate. The person struck the back of a line of cars,I saw the impact out my passenger window as I vered left to avoid the Carnage. It was like a Bad Boys movie car wreck .Cars flying through the air.

[@apelementalityqp]

This isnt story time

[@jaredh2011]

@@apelementalityqp You don't have a story about riding your big wheel down the sidewalk?

[@Toades8513]

Well all know Whitney has been hit and run on a lot in her life lol

[@APeopleP3rson]

Those t*ts look fantastic though.

[@DjangoWineHeart]

Whitney; " the guy goes like 50 feet (!) in the air and lands on his head and his head comes off" Joe; "Dead?". 😂😂😂

[@kitchenerleslie8936]

Whitney does not listen. Joe had told her the story recently, she didn’t know he saw it in person, she says why’d he run? He only ran a red light, Joe just told her he was already being chased by cops.

[@Novastar.SaberCombat]

Joe did a great job of listening as well, right? "Head off body". "Dead?" 😂🤣😂 Anyway, they're both high as F anyhow, so...

[@JonasWhite]

‘The deadest’..God help us, Bapa’s rubbin off.

[@aberamagold7509]

Yip, I'm going to look up _"dick pics in Disney movies."_ So 🙏 please Mr. Internet, no big surprises. I was going to make fun of Joe's "dead?" question. But about 50 people beat me to it 😂.

[@zandemen]

He probably posted some shit on social media like "a man is not a woman". Straight to the top of the most wanted list.

[@1ifbyland2ifbysea]

Pretty sure it was our local golf pro at the club i golf at which is near austin, and he also got arrested and charged with fleeing and hit and run, the similarities are to similar to not be him.

[@noahbrooksphoto]

He’s telling this story like he’s never been outside of the house before. Did the car burst into flames??

[@MrJoshcc600]

Joe's story sounds interesting then Whitney grabs the steering wheel and changed the conversation....

[@gimpyrules6714]

Definitely more people don't know how to drive too People where I live think stop signs green or something because I've almost been tboned numerous times Reason why I have a dash cam Basically get a dash cam and check to make sure it's still recording from the time to protect yourself from idiots

[@PCgamerChannel]

Jon jones incident plays in his mind instanly thinking hes a drunk running away from the scene XD

[@user-nl3ci8bl6d]

😍Whitney is gorgeous 😍 Super funny

[@Will502x]

Wrong and wrong

[@TheSatanel]

Riding my bike with lights & reflectors at night. Car comes flying past me. Speeding. Obviously not paying attention at all. Swerves to miss me. Barely. Flips over & lands in a yard across the street. Upside down. I didn't stop. Called 911. But did not stick around. Almost deleted me. Maybe they deleted themselves. Don't know. Don't care.

[@CarlosCruz-ll5ez]

and that's why You are more prone to die in a car accident then flying!

[@Krusttyy]

Not her telling us where Ari lives

[@chasedwards9626]

“then comes down head first, cuz your head is the heaviest”…. 🙄

[@dyloniusofsparta]

I'm thinking that plastic surgery monstrosity is very prone to exaggeration.

[@mattroyle1087]

Strange how people are so afraid of using an MRI machine after driving down the freeway in and amongst metal and glass cars going 70 with humans at the wheel

[@kenwrickwairagu]

Shoes come off.... You are dead.🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪

[@BarkWhoGoesThere]

She said the deadest she is totally bangn shwaub.

[@michaelcooper6725]

Hey, Joe, way to end ur hit and run story! Did the guy he hit die???

[@alexcastillo1384]

Tim Dillon got Whitney finally pregnant?

[@nickgonzales4870]

She just makes up stories

[@Deadbeatrob]

As soon as she starts talking I lose interest

[@ninajohnson8389]

Why watch then?

[@josuelopez2197]

Don’t worry bro, nobody’s listening to you either.

[@Dwight_]

Enough interest too type a comment do

[@willymuff6493]

@@josuelopez2197 beat me 2 it 😂

[@dehvun7]

Joe's story was alright and then she started talking and I opened up the comments 😂

[@DiegoMorales-jh1qi]

"head first because head is the heaviest"? Americans are so afraid of motorcycles that they start talking nonsense... "the shoes fly off, i guess that's something that happens" Did you just see a baby riding a motorcycle? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@oaktree1626]

Don't assign Whitney's statements to Americans.

[@devinmichaelroberts9954]

you dont need to lie to make yourself interesting whitney hahaha jeez.. his capa was detated from the rest of him... flew 50 feet in the air. hahahahahah

[@Deadbeatrob]

She’s a liar and exaggerates

[@vancouverviking4652]

50 feet 😂

[@uria2001]

shes a comedians. thats what they do

[@EikottXD]

@@uria2001 Why did you even use a period on your first sentence? And comedians and shes? Also thats? Second graders write better than you.

[@manilove2pwn]

she is also made from cheap plastic

[@Cashelda]

​@@vancouverviking4652apparently the person shot in the air like a rocket. I've seen two people get hit by cars and while they did fly into the air, neither shot a combined 10 ft in the air.

[@deandredunbar9618]

my cousin got hit while on a scooter the other day and the guy took off.