Joe Rogan Wants Everyone to Smoke Weed - Joe Rogan: Rocky Mountain High - Uncensored

[@sotriggered5201]

This guy looks like he should start a podcast or something

[@TheRealNapalm1.0]

So Triggered I bet it would do pretty well .

[@UsuallyCully]

Aakash Mash I think he already knows that

[@sotriggered5201]

Aakash Mash ya that was the joke 🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️

[@TheRealNapalm1.0]

Aakash Mash really? What’s it called ?

[@shortcut3517]

@@aakash950 r/woosh

[@TRICERACOP1]

Jamie, pull that up.

[@JoelHernandez-yl6yw]

TriceriCops yes sir!

[@despawningenemy420]

Jamie, go back to that one. No the other one!

[@nicolerobinson733]

TitanSilver354 underrated comment.

[@AutobahnSean]

lmao

[@Ddyoutube100]

Jamie that one right there. No the other one. The top right. A little to the left. Yeah that one under that one.

[@RaulHernandez-qe2kv]

This guy looks like he knows a thing or two about DMT

[@MrAlipatik]

yeah seems like he saw the machine elves.. lmao!

[@sharonmurphy3757]

C,Mon with all the rehashed comments...be original

[@sarcasmic7478]

Nah he’s pretty anti-drugs :/

[@ahmedal-madani5303]

@@sarcasmic7478 I almost get wooshed by your comment Nice profile name

[@loneyokai]

Raul Hernandez LMAO

[@jacksonhowell7242]

"Pot cookie, airplane, that's a religious experience" LOL I BET

[@RichFirever12]

Jackson Howell lmfao! That’s scary bro

[@MF_Muffled]

Did this once. It's super important to time it, so that it doesn't hit you in the middle of security 😂

[@bluestripsceno603]

Dion waiters knows

[@joeygold24]

@@MF_Muffled nah man i take it before i leave home, its the only way i can deal with the whole process anymore lol

[@MF_Muffled]

@@joeygold24 fair bro fair 😂

[@snoopy5456]

Him talking about paranoia and saying "THAT'S THE BEST PART" is me

[@Airwicr34]

@Dog Sandwich this man is speaking the language of the gods

[@Minkez]

fr🤣

[@questioneverything4120]

@Dog Sandwich Cod Mobile?

[@umairramzan1991]

@@questioneverything4120 seriously?

[@questioneverything4120]

@@umairramzan1991 Not everyone has a Ps4 or Xbox or gaming pc

[@SuperHoneyOil]

Joe "Joe Rogan" Rogan

[@The-Autistic-Rat]

Joe "Joe 'Joe Rogan' Rogan" Rogan

[@proximoparcero4486]

Joes Rogans

[@HSO117]

Joe "Rogan Joe" Rogan

[@alex_g111]

TK Roe Jogan

[@7thparabola]

Oje Organ

[@BAZZAROU812]

Joe "Gator Roll" Rogan

[@Leosalejandro]

Joe "lets guess" Rogan

[@MEATZBMX]

💀💀💀💀

[@larryphillipsjr.1607]

Oscar Mayer 😂

[@mikeltami8225]

Oscar Mayer 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@ampe1362]

Oscar "Cant think of an original comment to save his life" Mayer

[@Akmunra]

I'm glad I found Joe, I absolutly adore his thought process with life and everything. Dude is a legend.

[@robinsarchiz]

Joe is the new Jesus. I'm glad I found him too. We know he lives in our hearts and loves us just as we are. In the name of Jamie, Joe Rogan, and the holy spirit - amen.

[@RR-kh9fv]

@@robinsarchizI can’t tell if you’re sarcastic but hell yeah

[@jacklangley861]

I'm with you, brother! Open-minded and highly disciplined. We all should aspire to this.

[@timmythesicko4841]

pot cookie on an airplane? never done that. i have however been on a rollercoaster on lsd, and that kinda made me think about what ive been doing with my life

[@TheOriginalFloridaMan]

Tyler Taylor been there dude and i dont like rollercoasters sober, idk ehat i was thinking lmao

[@zampy8706]

Ik I’m late, but how was that trip? Did you really enjoy the coasters? I love roller coasters and acid, but together it seems like it’d be tough.

[@mynameisj978]

Imagine to die in that roller-coaster and believe how acid just hit you too hard

[@kingvince7328]

There is no way any of you guys actually did that and enjoyed it. I call bullshit.

[@thomaspappas8946]

Lsd on a rollercoaster while getting blown by a chick and listening to a Jordan Peterson e-book

[@waynedavis7955]

45 years smoking what we called "Weed" back in the 70's has kept me sane in an insane world

[@znshajbs]

i think somehow the highness is always the same as back in the 70s. You just bought more weed with less money and smoked more, and now even if the weed got more thc you get tolerance. So basically people hit the sweet spot regardless

[@carlospc223]

Dope!

[@BrendonMartinStarr]

@@mmoj416 the thing is weed isn’t organic no more. All dispensaries touch it and put pgrs on it so it damages your brain and fucks with your high.

[@captainmoretokin2172]

@@mmoj416 ; and not so dangerous to get high jack off and fall asleep.

[@martinjugolin2087]

I've never tried it & I have underestimated it, how is it? I'm 18

[@timskiii]

*Joe "Get On Weed" Rogan*

[@romancultist6089]

Papa "wearing out stolen jokes like an adolescent boy" Timmy

[@chriswright8114]

I think you spelled DMT wrong

[@Antr01d]

Ok, Joe

[@jonathanday4553]

@itsme please. For me? Just once? A small, safe dose. The only safety concern is you changing your mind. I promise.

[@andrewpariat9263]

Vs Dana *"Get the coke "* white

[@thenotoriousdig610]

Joe Rogan - UFC Commentator By Day, Theoretical Physicist By Night

[@virenvs905]

amit banai He never fought in the UFC.

[@thenotoriousdig610]

i wanna say i confused the words "Fighter" and "Commentator" but I think I'm less of an idiot if I just say I thought he was a fighter

[@bstathatos1]

All day

[@Badge-dr7rv]

amit banai Theoretical comedian as well.

[@thes.spinfish1072]

Viren vs I thought he was a fighter, but stoped because he couldn’t smoke

[@aleks5717]

Love what awareness Joe brings to marijuana in such a hilarious fashion

[@its_me_dave]

The coffee was a key element in controlling the slide.

[@oldmaddskater2076]

super focus lol

[@A.C.71]

His explanation of infinity is exactly what one would expect from someone who is high all the time.

[@hamhi98]

he talk to his audience like he talks to people on his podcast lol

[@GrahamPablo]

Ty Nation lol not at all. He is way more fast paced and rigid on stage while in the studio he’s totally mellow and loosey goosy

[@el_swifty0002]

This guy looks like he gets the same 100 comments in every comment section

[@iamlight9198]

Underatted comment

[@chrisc.1005]

El_swifty 000 “THIS GUY SHOULD PROBABLY START A PODCAST”

[@jvscf]

including this one...

[@keenzbeanz6706]

"This guy" Do you live under a rock?

[@jaytxa2791]

@@keenzbeanz6706 do you not have the part of the bargain that picks up on a joke?

[@Dumpster]

Weed, nut, sleep is the only schedule everybody should follow

[@bruceclark6365]

Change it up Bro. Life is bigger than that

[@janzacharias3680]

@@bruceclark6365 yea sometimes its nut, weed, sleep

[@bruceclark6365]

@@janzacharias3680 I am a stoner myself. But went from smoking twice a day to currently smoking twice a month

[@akamk18]

@@bruceclark6365 tips?

[@royalewithcheese1604]

I agree

[@sh4312]

Joe "Nut on your own chest and gator roll" Rogan

[@sincitychris]

This standup was easily one of Rogan’s best

[@TheHolyMackarel]

Joe "above us is a giant fireball" Rogan

[@shahankaranjia756]

Hahahahaha

[@No-1.In.Particular]

He looks really on edge on stage, totally not like him on the podcast.

[@MrComano]

probably because he takes a joint before a podcast

[@hunteralan2165]

Joe “Alpha Brain” Rogan

[@justin5368]

I think that’s his stage persona. Really stiff and everything. It works, in my opinion. Great timing on each joke.

[@Groplin]

Cocaine is one hell of a drug

[@thed00d81]

Probably because in the podcast he only talks to 2 people versus him talking to 50 people here while also trying to make them laugh

[@thine-be-the-ghoul]

I can't wait for that podcast with Elon Musk.

[@vabp8985]

Bellum Omnes wait, is that shit really happening??

[@thine-be-the-ghoul]

Victor Bastos yeah man

[@goatneck]

what? ... is it confirmed? how do we know?

[@ktge5050]

Holy Hand Grenades Elon Musk deserves as many hand jobs as he’d like. He’s doing his part to make the world a better place.

[@jpwmoore]

Elon is a tool. Born rich will stay rich. Buys other people's almost finished projects and slaps his name on it. He is a modern Edison. Ask his first wife and five kids what kind of a man he is. By the way she's the one he calls a starter wife. Really great guy.

[@CaliforniaCarpenter7]

When I first started watching JRE and Joe said he was a comedian I hopped on KZbin and started watching sets and clips of his comedy. This was like 2009 and back then I said Joe wasn’t a good comedian. But these days his stuff is up there with my favorites and he has advanced a tremendous amount! Joe is the ultimate hard worker.

[@volkanakcay4499]

Haven't laughed this hard at a comedian in ages thank you mister rogan

[@Scyber_Official]

50 below 0. -Fahrenheit or Celsius? -It doesn't matter. 😂🤣

[@2oozedae]

I’m the kinda guy that at least looks to see if anyone else already captured the funniest part (to me), and this is exactly that

[@kenterminateddq5311]

Is there anything Mr. Rogan can't do? He can host a show, he can commentate a fight and he's a funny bastard. Joe, if u are reading this comment section, you are awesome!!!

[@ss8140]

kenterminatedbygoogle And he can fight - roundhouse kicks.

[@FuckGoogle2]

He's slightly above average on all of those and that might come off as a diss but most people aren't.

[@Fallibleandflawed]

His one flaw is his balding lol

[@joselunajr436]

Dissident101 jack of all trades master of none.

[@hydrosapps3862]

gloom cloud no that's his biggest gift yet

[@BeauGoesGaming]

“In the middle of the slide he took a sip of coffee” 😂😂😂

[@legenarymaster3696]

Its my first time tripping on acid and this video will influence the rest of my life. God Damn.

[@toxicpickle5339]

Legenary Master hahahahahhah

[@jeezy4764]

Good job brother

[@donovanm5128]

Legenary Master How did it go?

[@legenarymaster3696]

@@donovanm5128 I had one of those religious experiences and now my philosophy is depression is pointless.

[@donovanm5128]

Legenary Master That’s what I like to hear man acid helped me get over depression too. Not the first time but it eventually helped me get over it almost completely.

[@steadyrow]

It's strange how he's a great comic, but an infinitely better podcast host. Like, he's that good.

[@cjossell23]

"infinitely" I see what you did there lmao

[@rileyrosswalker]

Lol Joe's right about the paranoid part. It always reminds me of that type of person who thinks their tolerance is max but then takes a few hits of some good shit and starts to immediately lose it lol.

[@FernandoRivera-dm7hh]

That was the best Rogan bit I've seen actually kept me smiling and chuckling the whole time lol

[@Tobyee]

*"Pull it up, Jamie"*

[@leonardantonakakis8953]

This is as Joe Rogan as it gets..

[@JD_tcb]

And you're as Leonard Antonakakis as it gets. Tf is your point?

[@leonardantonakakis8953]

@@JD_tcb get a life mate

[@robertfan332]

@@JD_tcb his poi t us Joe's stand up is awkward AF and this one here wasn't even that bad. When it's bad it's tough to sit through. He rushes through his set, way over prepares then shies up high and drink. He sucks as a comedian tbh. Ever heard him say anything funny ever even once on his podcast?

[@CadenBradleyMusic]

I’ve never really seen his comedy and holy fuck, he is so god damn funny😂

[@JordanReedYT]

I watch everything Joe does, but this is the only time I've found his standup funny...AND IM LOVING EVERY SECOND OF IT❗️

[@sirrejinald6315]

That gator roll had me dying!

[@guthoriantony]

Joe "is that in farenheit or celcius" Rogan

[@emod179]

Anthony Chavez celsius

[@simennilsen5457]

its just 5 degrees differnce or something when its that cold i think

[@cargoshipgaming]

Anthony "Celcius" Chavez

[@TheVRTester]

These type of comments get boring Chavez

[@arettbarnard7832]

i wish he'd said -40 since thats where they meet

[@blinkth3dog]

I cried laughing at the gator roll.

[@jomiguides]

Everyone who is telling you to stop weed needs it the most😂

[@unknownuser6124]

They either never done it or there sad and People tell em lies

[@larrytate1657]

Nah weeds not for everyone.

[@bageda3109]

@@larrytate1657 in comfortable enviorments and try a bit i think has never hurt anyone

[@XenoTravis]

lol he can really make a stoner panic.

[@nonnone7060]

travis hunt I ain't smoke weed ever and this man making me paranoid as shit

[@yragcom1]

"Rocky Mountain High" is a great comedy record. One of my new favorites.

[@Asist0ne]

Man, ever since News Radio. He always cracked me up. Thx for sharing CC.

[@FramesJanco505]

*Calls the Navy* Joe Rogan said I needed to be a SEAL😏

[@NIMMHATVRapBeats]

some people say he's not good at stand-up.. But the way he performs his joke is insaaaane.. The growls, the movements..

[@dimitrijedjurdjevic838]

yeah man, really sophisticated stuff. not childish or hacky what so ever

[@miketruck9197]

Joe "Quake LAN Party" Rogan

[@BB_1997_]

Thank you for making me laugh before my anatomy final lol

[@toonsmindmusic4204]

How hasn't made me laugh once with his stand-up but he's made me laugh so hard on his podcast so many times, it just seems forced on the stage but natural on the podcast

[@MrJwyne]

Legalize shrooms! Weed & shrooms!

[@MrJwyne]

Alfonso G that will be dope! The world would be a smarter place with Psilocybin.

[@groovygamers1]

And coke. To end immigration

[@OhMYGOOD0]

Legalize all drugs .

[@groovygamers1]

D youre obviously not educated.

[@sanchzilla477]

D *drops mic*

[@mrbleak9873]

We need a new special. Joe is amazing.

[@spyko247]

that last 30 second joke had me dieing with laughter ahahaha

[@starscreamjesse2121]

idiot

[@MyBoomStick1]

If I had 5 minutes to explain to someone why I love Joe Rogan, I’d just show them this video

[@muchwow5782]

The navy seal part really cracked me up, Joe's awesome

[@tom_hawki]

I used to smoke a lot, till I got paranoia from weed. It comes to me only from weed, so I stopped smoking and I never want to smoke again. So in my opinion it's up to the person whether he wants to smoke or not.

[@jakewiththecake2915]

If it gives you paranoia I would recommend edibles if you still want to get high

[@joskabattya245]

Don't be afraid of your own thoughts ong

[@brolly2479]

Gator Roll had me dying😆😆😆

[@enterthevid4767]

Love how he used the infinity reference from Neil T. Degrasse on that amazing podcast he had with him.

[@AWE_ZIOLIO]

yep, 2 months after he got Elon Musk with weed Kappa

[@Kostadin_Arolski]

DID NOT INHALE sorry mate

[@mentlegentlemen7409]

Did you really just ...say...kappa

[@major7thsharp11]

@@mentlegentlemen7409 yeah that's what everybody should do kappa

[@lavishmctavish4905]

@Jakub Gdaniec He does not smoke.. He tried it, didn't inhale, didn't even feel it or like it. It's blown up in the media like most things you read about on the internet.

[@justinonyt]

MentleGentlemen Keepo

[@heikki4919]

All you need is a pot cookie and a airplane ticket

[@josephvela4584]

Bakteria best day of my life. Great nap too

[@Gonzalez33veracruz]

I ate one at check in and during takeoff i closed my eyes and it was one of the best experience ever haha. And yes a great nap

[@rishabhmahajan6607]

That farenheit / celcius joke was gold

[@curfimo9793]

cold

[@444haluk]

50 below zero doesn't need a spesific unit in this case because -50F = -45C and -50C=-58F, their magnitude are very close to each other around there. Meaning (F,C)=(-50,-45) and (-58,50) are close enough to the x=y line on the F-C graph so that one may skip the unit during a regular conversation (since on the x=y line any unit is fine).

[@ivanhorvat4817]

Informative comment. Way to go! Cheers mate...

[@Muppen01]

444haluk i tried, i really tried to understand this comment

[@444haluk]

@@Muppen01 Around -40C and -40F the input and the output of the temperature transformation are so close to one another that in the case of celsius decreasing it to -50C you can at most make a 8F mistake by not stating the unit.

[@Muppen01]

444haluk Damn u smart, huh Im not even being sarcastic or anything genuinely impressed by your brain and how it works, good job dude

[@donovanm5128]

Muppen 01 lmfao

[@IndependentVictor]

I enjoy his stand up comedy. I dont laugh out loud like I do with Bill burr or CK, but I reaaaally enjoy it

[@Chillthough3]

word

[@gabrielmckee1093]

This is the funniest stand up I've seen from Joe Edit: The first part was funny.

[@datboygood9321]

"I do a quick gator roll in the sheets" had me dying

[@FredrichNietzsche25]

I think Joe has it right, the panic attacks I've had after taking an edible have made more learn more about myself more than any psychologist.

[@josefmohamad1726]

Joe “I stand like a lesbian in shock” rogan

[@bamadeadhead]

I didn’t realize I was a Navy FKN Seal!!!😂

[@pradyumndixit347]

i sold my wife to buy weed in north korea

[@whoawtf7419]

was it good weed?

[@pradyumndixit347]

ooh it was the best weed myan you want some ?

[@whoawtf7419]

Pass

[@pradyumndixit347]

no problam man peace V bye bye i have to go teach my kids how to fight for water and survive in the dessert .

[@pradyumndixit347]

weed before hoes brotha

[@sybersyrup]

“Everyone who tells you you can’t have weed all should get on weed” I’m definitely gonna start saying that now

[@DoomSprite236]

I don't normally like Joe's stand up but this one was really great.

[@jaroslavcech225]

'I find a dry spot and im out''... im dying :D

[@elevate6556]

"A gator roll!" Lmfao! That's was funny af!

[@billiam6914]

Said this for years "if everybody smoked weed,what a wonderful world it could be'

[@carlasullivan3637]

Gator roll in the sheets???? Bahaha I wanna get stoned so bad

[@johnnyw8529]

Sharla Cobain why aren’t you?!?

[@johnnyw8529]

Unless you are not of age

[@johnnyw8529]

Jttyler777 not accurate at all! In California you must be 21 years old

[@johnnyw8529]

Jttyler777 I have never made an illegal drug purchase... why would anyone anywhere admit something like that on a public forum... remember what you say online is online forever young man

[@rocketsauce420]

J Dub Hello mr. I would give you this job as a McDonald’s fry cook but our investigation squad found an online forum of you discussing the illegal substance known as marijuana.

[@yookalaylee2289]

Joe Rogan is a tall glass of the blandest room temperature milk you've ever choked down.

[@jpw1900]

The "jerking" topic at the end was by far the most bizarre stuff I've heard joe talk about 💀

[@slimischillin7753]

Joe “Everyone wants to smoke weed” Rogan

[@liamcallahan495]

joe rogan gives me “the cool science teacher” vibes

[@HTWW]

Alright, who else is watching this with a joint in his hand?!

[@leemiller6977]

My glass chillum with a little Alien bud in it ;)

[@HTWW]

@@leemiller6977 nice!!! I was thinking of maybe trying to make one. I'm about to get my grabbers on some horns - they should make for a great chillum base! The thing is, I'm a total n00b at crafting, let alone working bone. Still, worth a shot, don't you think?

[@gerRule]

I’m eating a sandwich

[@HTWW]

@@gerRule good appetite, then!

[@gerRule]

Hohmann Transfer Window Washer yes I have a dose of the munchies 🤣

[@quentong17]

3:20 is how Rick & Morty season 1 started 😂😂😂

[@43STEELERS43]

4:16 every dude can attest to that 😂

[@anant8884]

I think he is a better Podcast Host than a Standup Comedian, doesn't really mean he is a bad comedian.

[@change_profile_n8755]

To all of you who are stoned: thats the topic in your head for a time.

[@buddyroach]

Smoking weed is seth Rogen high. But Joe Rogan high is dmt

[@william8875]

the ending had me dying off my chair lmaaaaaaooooooooooooooo

[@Iseechu]

4:24 Phacks 😂

[@k4ze7]

I've actually thought the exact same thing about the concept of infinity but I wasn't even high. If I do smoke week I become paranoid beyond belief. I'm already paranoid enough lol.

[@kingdavid7516]

Joe "You should meditate" Rogan

[@borislav6561]

I love this bit, so relatable haha. Just noticed, Joe Rogan sounds like Rick from Rick and Morty xD

[@willsonbasyal7883]

watching this while high as a kite, joe sounds like he's taken a couple puffs himself before the show

[@FreezZeeable]

The ending had my stomach fucking hurting 😂😂😂😂

[@mightyoss]

He should of said -40 because that is the same in Celsius and Fahrenheit

[@rubadubby]

Kelvin is def the way to go...you probably thought off that you little nerd :) ps. me too

[@DC502_]

It almost sounds like Jo has been watching Leo with the whole "infinity" thing.

[@bleysalbelo8458]

Been a pretty consistent stoner most of my life up till the past 5 years it's given me sever anxiety & uncontrollable panic attacks. Guess it's too strong now or just not for me anymore.

[@shawnreynolds2728]

Doing too much. Puff, puff and put it out. Guy I bought weed from told me to only do what you need. Had a guy come in and tell him it shot his anxiety through the roof and magnified the pain he was buying it for. Seller asked him how much he was buying and doing. The guy told him he was smoking the whole bowl. Seller said he was like, "Too much man!". Just take a few puffs and save the rest for later.

[@bleysalbelo8458]

@shawnreynolds2728 dude I take like half of one little hit and don't inhale it and I still get anxious. I know of this happening to other people, just never thought it would be me.

[@surehack6573]

Major words down here I watch this for hours very inspiring

[@italotorres11]

Nice episode, gonna show it to my mom

[@fhdk227]

I watched hours and hours of his podcast this is the first time seeing his act

[@dazzedboiii4233]

"oh yah but HAVE EVER YOU DONE DMT" classic Joe Rogan 😂

[@TheMastergabe]

Universe isn't infinite it's expanding but that explains a lot about Joe's thinking

[@Roman-wm5qz]

dud3 xD

[@shatterpointgames]

We don't actually know one way or the other

[@shatterpointgames]

@@dandbconstruct176 For instance yes we know? That makes no sense I don't think you know how to use your words. We don't know if the universe is infinite or not because we can't see far enough to be able to tell.

[@shatterpointgames]

@@dandbconstruct176 For instance is used to bring up an example. Just because it's expanding doesn't mean it's infinite it could still have an end. All we know is that the universe is bigger than we can see, and the visible universe is limited by the age of it.

[@steelbear2063]

@@shatterpointgames Isn't there a hypothesis that beyond the borders of the Universe there's just its past self?

[@Mzwambedu]

surprisingly good, i dont normally like Stand Up Joe but this was really good

[@conorstechreviews1]

Looks like I should be a navy seal that shits easy for me 😂

[@theannouncer5538]

Watching some joe standup while high on dmt and eating some elk with jalapeño

[@somebodywhoskates7171]

I think you mean tripping on DMT. Would you even be able to watch this. Have you not seen videos or done DMT. The people after 2 hits look like their sleeping and are in a warping tunnel. 3 hits your in a differnt dimension. I highly doubt what you said is true

[@theannouncer5538]

@@somebodywhoskates7171 it was a joke buddy😂

[@somebodywhoskates7171]

@@theannouncer5538 how tf am I supposed to tell lol. I can’t tell your tone when you say it becuase it’s a text . But right on lol. Also wtf. Elk and jalapeño is very random lol

[@theannouncer5538]

@@somebodywhoskates7171 I just peeped the profile name😂😂😂😂

[@somebodywhoskates7171]

@@theannouncer5538 lol. My friend told me it and I thought it was hilarious. For some reason it actually pissed people off. I’ve been called a terriost becuase of it. What’s wrong with some people😂