Joey Diaz & His Friend Bonehead (from Joe Rogan Experience

[@smoothcriminal28]

One of the best storytellers thats ever walked the Earth.

[@codykanitz97]

Fredrik Kolstad He’s only like 56 he should be good. he quit the drugs too

[@GS-kj6ur]

One of the best Liars

[@stevensuich5565]

@UncleJesus go f### yourself. You probably like ranch with your wings you mook!!!

[@majik5194]

Are my fries ready

[@jwizdum2103]

The best.

[@CAInc-kx4ej]

See how quick Joey corrects them about his friend, Joey must have had mad respect for bonehead.

[@KalElKryptonsFinest]

💯

[@bxllyjxck4339]

He could barely even remember dudes name lol. Joey called that man mug head, strip head and bone head all withing the same sentence 😂😂

[@blazegunshark]

@@bxllyjxck4339 He's high as a kite.

[@isuki6657]

@@blazegunshark those other "heads" were bonehead's 2 brothers

[@leehudson1171]

Bruh he's going to bat for bonehead for real. Dude isn't even alive and Joey is still trueblue.

[@nathanfenner1973]

R.I.P Bonehead 🙏🙏🙏

[@haka666]

nathan fenner may he rest in peace bone head :”(

[@assholedestroyer4207]

We all know a bonehead

[@k1ngsmok378]

F

[@mflugo9082]

Patrick: Who you calling pinhead?

[@camdes4548]

Mughead... Striphead

[@allthingscraig7213]

I could listen Joey Diaz talk all day. I find myself sitting on the edge of my seat listening to his stories!

[@gingerninja3332]

SAME HERE

[@HaleXF11]

I think it's fair to say that Bonehead lived up to his name.

[@zoningfam]

lmaoooooooooooooo

[@vincenzospaghetti]

SolarEXtract do you happen to have a nickname? 😀

[@burroughs334]

“Bonehead was my nighttime guy, bonehead used to take me into the murky waters of the underworld.” Hahahahaha

[@oldmanbacala5571]

"Murky Waters" also known as "The Abyss"

[@TigerTzu]

I read this comment at the exact same time Joey said it in the video by pure chance. Spooky shit.

[@tonysoprano4624]

Joey needs a life documentary

[@brianarguello7576]

he does, Where I Got My Balls From, $5 on payloadz.com

[@theseigemeister]

Truelife: uncle Joey Diaz 😊

[@agiantpoop8381]

Cj H yes!

[@michaelgraham7689]

Agreed fam

[@JohnnyMn4monic]

Yes, yes he does. It would be a New York times bestseller

[@MoiDesbro]

joey diaz is half marijuana edibles half man

[@JohnDoe-cx9hv]

That made me laugh lol

[@georgekaladas8381]

he is half marijuana edibles and two halves man

[@renel8964]

He's all meat & cheese (blue, no ranch)

[@pinkberryconsumer4059]

That's fucking stupid

[@eldinamita7550]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@CPAStrengthPassion]

Are my fries ready ?? 😂😂😂

[@Tuxy79]

hahaha

[@The_Drifter79]

CPA Strength no but your juice probably is, numb nuts.

[@tomwoolski8557]

Heroin'd out his mind watching TV 😂

[@ramsy4205]

While we got 2 batallions and half a 9/11 out there

[@ramsy4205]

With his feet still up and his hands crossed

[@elisixtynine]

“she was half asian half irish” “WHOOOOOSSSHHHHHH”

[@albertgein3082]

" they where true Italian "

[@Believeland-lx9uk]

I would of liked this comment, but there are 69 (nice...) likes and I refuse to destroy that masterpiece.

[@devinvoiers1477]

@@stevesmith5883 -_-

[@StephanLamar81]

Martin Scorsese would probably write an screenplay if he listened to this.

[@LilCharlie9488]

Týr Magni Agimundr stfu

[@GetMurcD]

A

[@lateralustrated8808]

A

[@baestful]

You seen the Irishman on Netflix?

[@tinanikkillz8570]

baestful this comment was made 3 years ago. How would he have watched the Irishman 3 years ago?

[@cwkie3776]

Literally a national treasure! I hope a movie can be made to document this savage.

[@redseaford9426]

"The murky waters of the underworld." Theres your book title Joey!

[@treyferguson9393]

Deep into the murky waters, with uncle joey. Tales of mayhem, chaos, addiction, and debauchery!!!!

[@gohome9118]

There was no reaction for that grandma story, but that was a hidden gem right there

[@ramondimas1252]

Oh my god hell yes. Poor Grandma couldn't smell and probably was "stoned to the gills" because these little fucks would breathe the lord's breath into her. AND she lived in the basement like the boogey woman.

[@pinkberryconsumer4059]

Yes it was

[@pati6443]

i thought rogan didnt react because he didnt approve. then i lold and ironically figured he was high and didnt catch the joke

[@hoodedman07]

Joey Diaz has endless stories. They’re all so great. It’s incredible he’s still alive

[@dennyboyafc9608]

Like Joey but he's a bullshit artist.

[@booshfan24]

Dennis Bastek sos trump and he’s the goddamn president

[@thatguyvladgames5637]

Fucking Joey Diaz never a dull moment with that guy

[@jboogieee3660]

Heroin feels like when your a kid on Christmas eve waiting for Santa to come. Its an unbelievable feeling of everything is OK. But it ends up taking everything from you.

[@callumcowan7047]

A bit like a beautiful girl

[@landonjackson3064]

Exactly . Perfect analogy . Except when you get into deep waters , you feel like you wish you where dead

[@SammyEddie]

I mean no disrespect at all, and in no way am I judging you. I am wondering what lead you to try it in the first place, because I’ve heard this same type story since I was a teenager. So what lead you to try it?

[@justeungars7356]

Sammy 5150Eddie ur so innocent , if u take these gouvement opiate pills u most likely end up doing heroine

[@leftphilange69]

Sammy 5150Eddie how does anything extreme happen? You get used to higher and higher thresholds, you meet people in early stages of addiction still functioning so it takes some of the mystery away, you feel cockheaded and underwhelmed even and think “I was tricked, this drug is a miracle drug” because you haven’t experienced dope sickness yet and it’s super cheap to start off and there’s no downside... you start googling shit and realizing it’s not neurotoxic or cardiotoxic like cocaine or alcohol, you convince yourself as long as you can avoid overdose or addiction you’re fine.. but then one day you wake up and $20 ain’t cutting it, then $50, then $100, then you’re sick and this ain’t like any other sick you’ve ever felt my man. You’d kill to get unsick like you’d kill to take a breath if someone pushed you under water long enough. Truth is there’s no “good” reason to try it, but most people end up trying it not with street junkies or horror story people, it’s with the boss who’s got a lil chippy $50 weekend habit and still owns a business and fucks off to his cabin in the woods every month when he starts getting a bit too indulgent. It’s when you’ve done pills like oxy and Percocet and hydrocodone and Vicodin and you realize dope is dope but the pills cost 5x the price for 1/5th the high, so why not heroin? I got a clean connection and my boy is doing just fine for himself... you try it and it doesn’t feel like anything you thought. It just feels very nice. You might even be more functional than you were not on it. You just feel like nothing matters and everything feels great and you’ve got this warm glow throughout your body like every individual cell within you loves you, and as the feeling fades for the first time you wake up the next morning with no hangover - just a slight afterglow of that amazing feeling. Next weekend rolls around... what you gonna do, your $100 of pills or your $10 heroin? You’ve found the miracle drug. And then the dream ends. Heroin is great for about 3 months. You got 3 months left to live I highly recommend it. You want to live longer than that, you don’t know heroin and it doesn’t know you. None of what I said matters, it’s just evil and stupid and there’s no reason why anyone with a brain cell would try it. If that’s what you gotta think to keep you away then do it, think of me and the rest of them as dumb bozos without a clue. We all fulfill that destiny eventually. I’m not angry at the people who have no compassion for addicts because addicts aren’t good people. We might’ve been once and we might be after if we get to an after, but a junkie is a junkie and he’ll lie to his mother and stab his father in the back to get by any day of the week and again and again. Your life only revolves around acquiring and using heroin and for most people that ends up meaning a lot of scummy and illegal behaviour, fuxking people over, learning how to manipulate... and as true as there are outliers that got drugged not by choice or fell into it in honest ways that weren’t their fault, the few troubled geniuses and rockstars that seem destined, the ones who’ve got soemtning to offer and still retain some kind of soul while using... they’re just that: outliers. The average addict is exactly what you think - a guy or girl that came from shit and just continued the trend. Most of us aren’t underdog stories or motivational speech givers, we’re just scum that found a way to be that felt really nice, and then it owned us.

[@redneck8521]

Bonehead and the fire....BEST story ever

[@Drew-s4i]

Imagine the flames 🔥 and a maloook just nodded out drooling lol

[@xXGuitarMuffinsXx]

LMFAO at 8:00 he goes from this dark, loud whisper to practically yelling.

[@nategomes1719]

I love how Joey tells stories he’s the best I could listen all day.

[@LetsPlayandVanossHighlights]

I need to see Bonehead's lady

[@justcallmejoe2811]

I hope im not the only one who googled half irish half Asian chick

[@КристиянХристов-ы3г]

I did

[@whateverthismeans7]

@@justcallmejoe2811 i know i did

[@hash2196]

@@justcallmejoe2811 most importantly Italian

[@juanaltredo2974]

irish women... meh, lack sauce, but Italians, oh yes, please double of those! to be fair eurosians is the best genetic combo when it comes to women, ridiculously hot, particularly dutch and east asians

[@thatdutchguy89]

Please have Joey on more often Joe, I know Joey is a busy man but these JRE podcasts with him are so fucking good !! just like the old ones.

[@Cani-Gulah]

just listen to joey's podcast

[@Jattmafia313]

Subscribe to Church of What's Happening Now you momo

[@beardedbeauty3288]

“He used to send me 7 dollar bags of heroin.” “Who did?” “His name was Bonehead, he dead, he died from an O.D.” “How weird.” LMFAO

[@marmcd2003]

I thought he'd live forever.

[@Lorendrawn]

Admit it, men. We all took a deep breath when Joey described Bonehead's girlfriend.

[@tinanikkillz8570]

Not really an Irish and Asian girl doesn’t sound to appetizing to me

[@ASauceyBabe]

@@tinanikkillz8570 Appetising? What are you a fucking cannibal?

[@ysammo214]

@@ASauceyBabe lmao

[@abdirahmanassowe1432]

Any mixed Asian is a win

[@BestyBoy]

"They turned the fire off"

[@MrRamazanLale2]

Witch a switch

[@juggy-b9e]

You can tell at 9:21 Joey holds back tears. He really is able to tape into his past memories so viscerally

[@acewild9689]

Joey Díaz is going to be remembered like elvis, Jimmy, and the dean.

[@james03pearce]

Doubt

[@401sFinest]

God....These stories give me chills. Uncle Joey is amazing.

[@ezanakassu]

08:13 my favorite part

[@kid4375]

Sugar Water Purple read this as he said it 🤣🤣

[@victorgarcia3653]

Joey “ you take some heroin on Monday’s just a little bit you don’t wanna snort the rest of the week “ Diaz

[@HITMAN28992]

How many cocaine stories can a person have? LoL Fucking savage!

[@phannypack3951]

Tyler Durden i got a bunch to...derka pops much?

[@pistoljock]

Joey has the best stories.

[@lugardefala6756]

"Heroin feels like warm shit" Joey Diaz

[@Drew-s4i]

lol terrible comparison. lol why

[@AlexZeBeast]

@@Drew-s4i 🤣

[@MrCrazywowguy]

Joey could have been in the Sopranos

[@Jattmafia313]

He has talked about how he met the creator of Sopranos but didn't show up to the audition or some shit

[@JamieLeach-ce1cv]

He was in the Sopranos movie

[@4buds385]

Get Jimmy Paige on the show before he passes PLEASE

[@brianschweitzer1]

“Are my fries ready” -bonehead

[@jasonnn2284]

Classic Mughead.

[@geneabrego9759]

R.I.P Bonehead aka Striphead aka mughead.

[@Drew-s4i]

Aka the original waka flaka flame

[@Ibnbarak765]

Met Joey Diaz at The airport very respectful and down to earth dude!!!

[@jordan-leemccarthy8805]

The medium brother 😂

[@hanginbangin]

Mughead + Striphead = Bonehead

[@HomeOfTheBRAVE.]

LMFAO

[@zachm6832]

And his Italian half Irish half asain gf

[@domboy8080]

Grastefen92 Lol im surprised Rogan nor Lee caught on to boneheads two other alter egos

[@FortNite-fb5wm]

@@zachm6832 Asian

[@sgtcaco]

Full on Italian family, Irish mother.

[@bjkane7]

One of the funniest stories of all time. I still tear up every time I watch it.

[@kennethcox4959]

He said they "turned the fire off" lol

[@nickrunnels1031]

“Bonehead used to take me into the murky waters of the underworld.” The greatest Coco line ever.

[@HellaCalifornia]

Heroin pill? Big pharma be like “way ahead of you, bro.”

[@Dlck.C.Normous]

Big pharma doing this for a long time now, Heroin is not a drug its a brand name for a discontinued product that used to be sold over the counter as a non prescription product, It was even advertised by Bayer for being a non addictive alternative to morphine and a great drug to treat teething babies lol Heroin is the brand name for diamorphine just like for example Valium is the brand name for diazepam.

[@kid4375]

HellaCalifornia called Hydromorphone, please never do it, it feels great

[@natashariley8128]

Opana bro oxymorphone way better

[@louisce7434]

Hedberg is one of the all time greats, Its so awesome to see Joe and Joey pay tribute to him, RIP Mitch Hedberg, What a genius.

[@nickgall6098]

A house full of crime, *with a smile “this was a great house”, I love it

[@HomicidalApe]

Great story teller. But lol, "the medium brother" and "turned off the fire"..

[@leifchurchill]

A. Channel might just be funnier that way lol

[@TheDomzilla13]

if u dont know abt the medium brotha talk you wasnt there

[@lisacarvajal6461]

They call that substance. When someone’s way of talking reflects how they grew up and what they’ve been thru in life

[@mattscott8487]

Medium brother = Drug Dealer

[@OCSmoke8]

03:18 - Oasis fans, I think Joe just made a reference, unbeknownst to him.

[@Kamjay27]

Biblical

[@elisixtynine]

Eddie oh shit i get it!

[@Caygo07]

Love joeys stories anytime i watch his videos i feel as if i am in good company

[@Blunt_Man]

"Are my fries ready?" hahahahaha!!!!!

[@anidiquaojala1804]

1 of my favorite so far. Joey you're a miracle survivor. Stll Here for a reason man

[@DaftKid]

"We have half of 9/11 out there" LMAO!!

[@srobart]

Fuck. I love Joey Diaz. That guy is a national treasure. I could listen to his stories endlessly (and it seems he's got enough FOR me to listen endlessly). Some life he's had. That's one guy, who, when he's planted, nobody is going to say that he didn't take FULL advantage of his time here. :)

[@dingleberryliespewer5394]

when he calls him mughead and then striphead omfg

[@ronikoch722]

haha

[@chrisdouglas3958]

Sad think that One Day the legend we all know as Joey Diaz wont be with us anymore... When this man passes I know the whole internet will cry out, He will become so popular after Death. God bless you Uncle Joey, we appreciate you and all the stories and experiences you have shared with us over the years.

[@AndersTheGamer]

Lee’s laugh is the fucking best

[@bigantigout]

“I have the cure for cocaine addiction....HEROIN” -Joey Diaz

[@albertgein3082]

Seems legit

[@bad2dabone1234]

“Half-a 9/11” 😂

[@artemserikov6099]

The Fries Story 🍟 Had me dead 😂💀😂

[@pellecarlen]

3:14 "Bonehead". 4:04 "Mughead". 4:25 "Striphead". Lol, you gotta love Joey!

[@alialghamdi7153]

"We lost bonehead bro" lmao

[@marknelson4856]

Heroin feels like when you were seven years old and you woke up Christmas morning. That feeling of happiness excitement and euphoria. Keep in mind that is amplified by about 5,000.

[@thrasher2094]

Yes, but people must also understand that the withdrawals is the same but opposite. It's one of if not the worst feeling people can ever have

[@marknelson4856]

@@thrasher2094 oh yes I'm well aware. And to be honest with you the withdraws aren't the worst part, it's the Post acute withdrawal syndrome that really sucks with you 2 and 3 years after you stop using

[@roachVillian]

It’s like the moment you score a goal or shoot the winning shot in a playoff game. And at that moment, that rush, that feeling of absolute excitement and ecstasy. That’s heroin. Like 4 fucking hours of that. But your itchy all over

[@pierofasolo778]

Nothing better or funnier than Joey Diaz’s stories. 🤣

[@CodysFavorites]

One of the greatest story tellers of all time

[@jhallawesome]

Sooooo glad he acknowledged Mitch ! Rip a legend who was the best one liner in comic history!

[@wingeddragon2009]

half of 9/11 lol classic Joey

[@Documentts]

I could listen to Joey tell stories all day

[@hippiesandassassins]

“Mughead” “Striphead” 😂

[@calbonar211]

TheSiceMan hahaha that’s what I’m sayin

[@wildazcat25]

This is one of Joey's best stories and I can still tell when Rogan is taking laughter!

[@Twenty4hourPharmacy]

“We got half of 9/11 out there”😂

[@JOOLVAUR]

One of the greatest laughs ive had in JRE. “Are my fries ready” 😂

[@FluffyMcPuff]

love coco diaz

[@Runnbret]

“Are my fries ready?” Great punch line! 😂😂😂

[@Harpdashian]

“Figured that guy was gonna live forever, Bonehead” biggest unintentional Oasis reference ever

[@bradyt123456789]

We need this fucking documentary, I would watch it in a heartbeat.

[@hoodedman07]

10:16 Joe “I Don’t Trust Anything Italian” Rogan

[@afficial83]

Joeys a natural story teller, hilarious

[@ramondimas1252]

I can imagine Bone Head having his fries in Thug's Mansion. RIP

[@HomeOfTheBRAVE.]

LMFAO

[@FlexinGains]

what a trip joey stories are nothing to sleep on

[@hyperionman420]

I was laughing my ass off when they all did that inhaling noise while talking about the half-asian half-irish chick.

[@Fnkfreak111]

When im having a bad day i just come back to this video and laugh my ass off! Thanks uncle Joey for the great stories

[@DANKPAPERCUTS18]

anyone catch joey callin bonehead "mughead" and "striphead" when telling the story

[@ramondimas1252]

You mustve been hella high my man lol. God bless your soul you damn soulja.

[@johnscott1159]

Jesus Murphy yeah I heard the striphead

[@David-em7hs]

Immediately after reading this I heard Joey say mughead 😂

[@matthughes1332]

I’m sure since he said “give him three mugs of beer and three mugs of beer” it probably kind of slipped in but he’s most likely stoned to the gills

[@delCorteh]

😂just your basic pot head mistake

[@joe-un1ky]

I can listen to Joey tell stories forever

[@andrewnewman5426]

“And he had a chick......... that was a thirteennnnnn” 😏 “Really?” “She was half Asian, half Irish” WHOOOOOOOSSSSSHHHHH

[@anonymous3174]

These jre clips are truly something special

[@SakuraMirage]

"We got half of 9/11 out there" LMAOOOO

[@petegomez5280]

I Fukn love Joeys stories they’re the best I can listen to him all Fukn day it’s almost nostalgic

[@allengainzmma]

"If you ain't gonna kick steady freddy who you gonna kick?"

[@ethancallaway8958]

“I hung out with Chrissy Fish”😂😂

[@KendallCove]

Biblical Joey Diaz

[@teamgitusome]

8:30 and on is GOLD..... it's all gold

[@madcow101389]

4:02 Mughead LOL

[@noneya9035]

Uncle Joey was significantly thinner and looked way healthier in 2016, than today at 2019. Hope that guy gets healthy. We need him around for a long time

[@qboro7182]

Joey “ I think about the last year I did blow” diaz

[@paulblartmallgth6652]

There needs to be a TV series chronicling Diaz's life from a kid up to his first time on the JRE.

[@TheCesarjimenez99]

"momo-ness" LMAOO

[@stanmoroncini8825]

Rogans giggle at 9:03, I just lost it hahaha

[@petty.crocker]

Rest easy Bonehead 🔥

[@peepeesucker7486]

Joey Diaz got the most interesting stories I swear

[@Bigbuggin]

Bonehead, mughead, striphead

[@HomeOfTheBRAVE.]

LMFAO