Joey Diaz’s HILARIOUS Story about Puerto Rican Nelson

[@TomCL-vb6xc]

One of the best Church stories ever.

[@ghnfyhj]

I agree. That and the story of Bonehead.

[@nelsonalexis3054]

Please check his one legged story

[@dennisreynolds922]

Check out his story of how he almost drowned at the YMCA I think it’s funnier

[@TBHundreds]

I’m late to Joey Diaz, started listening last week and love him. But one thing I’ve seen that I don’t get. Everyone is mentioning “church” what does it refer to/mean?

[@dennisreynolds922]

MrCroatia I heard in a podcast that when Joey sold cars in Colorado he worked for this guy that use to tell everyone that they should live in the present and not focus too much on the future, I think that’s where Joey got the church of what’s happening now.

[@exoticrpgs5050]

Joey's laugh has to be one of the greatest things on this earth.

[@crunchy1547]

0:33

[@KZ_MMA-KZ]

You can hear the lung and throat cancer

[@petermckenna948]

Magical... Makes me laugh when I'm feeling blue

[@jimmihaley9679]

It’s from all the cocaine

[@cameronstahl]

4:35

[@padraigmcdermott5533]

All honor and respect to Puerto Rican Nelson, who without a doubt had a part in shaping Joey Diaz to who he is today.

[@mr.juicethebeetle3373]

Bro the guy was fucking kids he said it in a more recent jre clip

[@uzileopard6199]

@@mr.juicethebeetle3373 no shit? I gotta hear this

[@bastard5142]

@@mr.juicethebeetle3373 asjhahahaahahahahahahaha

[@quickHitter5080]

Rican Nelson said "nigger" on JRE with a nice smile on his face.. dude looks like a straight creep. 👎🏽

[@ASSman864]

@@quickHitter5080 is it on spotify only? Cant find any footage of him on here

[@keysersoze8550]

“He used to get us weed from the city, he used to give us 7 joints for $5. He really took care of us” lmao 😂

[@rarestpepe3917]

bro thats a unreal price that could cost depending on quality and quantity anywhere from 40€ to 70€

[@ggybl6732]

@@rarestpepe3917 back in the day it was all Reggie so everything was cheaper

[@danielleandino3065]

Love the toxicity!!!!!!!!

[@warrenfamilyvalues3751]

1 dollar was worth a lot back then

[@fedup8470]

In ohio 1998 I paid 2 to 3 dollars per joint 🤣

[@alberthernandez3215]

I love how he's not sure if Nelson was a weirdo 😂

[@biglicker4473]

Albert Hernandez lmao the innocence of being a kid but knowing strange shit at the same time

[@TooinsAZ]

That line in the of the brickwall sheets on the left gives me anxiety..

[@johnguanciale258]

That’s New Jersey

[@donaldwhitten2438]

He was trying to make the kids think he was cool 😂 great role model 🤣

[@donaldwhitten2438]

He knows he just not telling us the whole story 🤣

[@denvercriss78]

Puerto Rican Nelson sounds like a wrestling move

[@Dom-mw8gk]

Or a sex position

[@guibredacalixto9086]

definitely a submission move or high flying move

[@johnguanciale258]

P.R.1/2 Nelson

[@pauls4415]

LOOK AT THAT JR, HE HIT HIM WITH A PUERTO RICAN NELSON

[@earlsugars699]

I’m in tears 😭

[@gelatoman7066]

“I always thought he was gonna molest me” 😂😂😂

[@matobijelic372]

"I really gotta think back like... he mighta dosed me and shit" 😂😂😂joeys the fucking maaan

[@hkleider]

but "he was just a good dude" 😆

[@therelease7083]

@@hkleider Yeh like wtf 😂

[@bigbasil1908]

'I was always hoping'*

[@markpinkerton8417]

Puerto Rican Nelson. God bless you

[@lord7134]

Ted Barrus helped make joey who he is 😂

[@peezyworld420]

@@grantswan8525 actually dude just sounds like a cool big bro type

[@Sarmadh7]

Dope ass name

[@Wolf-Squatch]

@@speroskoufis7505 nut my boi

[@christianrivera0712]

@@Wolf-Squatch 😂😂😂😂

[@trillatre429]

Bruh I seriously don't know which one has the craziest laugh Joey or Lee they are both nuts lol

[@Twisted_utopia]

It's ths best when Lee's high in space on edibles and he howls out of nowhere

[@narcissistskryptonite5734]

Lee’s laugh sounds like a wizard lol

[@mattfuller3172]

Trilla Tre Joey hands down

[@123soulseek]

Definitely Lee, he sounds like an infant

[@thatdude169]

Joey has a wheezing cackle and lee just laughs like he discovered porn for the first time.its too much for me as well

[@demcanes01]

The part when he said that Puerto Rican Nelson asked them the next day if they passed by killed me 🤣🤣🤣

[@abrahamlopez2916]

“ did you guys come by” 😂😂😂😂

[@sarcofaygo6218]

This entire thing needs to be animated with Nelson as a Puerto Rican Quagmire 😭😭😭

[@MRRGaming223]

Yeeeeeees

[@MGrant-bj1dc]

HIGGIDY!

[@chicagobody1510]

When Joey’s losing it and starts laughing 😂 I’m dying 💀

[@MandeepSingh-of5hj]

Trust me bro when Joey starts laughing everything is ok in the world. Joey is a proper legend. Love this dude he’s given me so many hours Of pure comedy

[@ryandonaldson3205]

His laugh makes my stomach hurt for hours,Joey is the best

[@shayZero]

I could literally listen to Joey tell stories all day everyday. And I already kinda do with the amount of them there are. Absolute legend

[@Twisted_utopia]

Yo stoney I know you're high AF dyin to diaz like I do every day, he is the best because everyone in the world can relate to him, he's got that old school shit he's the last of the Mohicans. Stay high bro 💯👍

[@shayZero]

@@Twisted_utopia you know mate. Not legal over here so I have to go for a walk in a field nearby when i smoke. Listening to Joey is nearly everytime. He's a never-ending fountain of true knowledge. Keep it lit bruv!

[@sassythesasquatch1571]

I did the other day, smoking n drinking with joeys storys in the back ground . I choked on the smoke/drink many times

[@sassythesasquatch1571]

@@shayZero buy a shed , I smoke in there and even if you stick your noes up to the door you can't smell shit. Worthwhile investment if you have a garden

[@shayZero]

@@sassythesasquatch1571 damn good idea.

[@Twisted_utopia]

Joey Diaz is the last of the Mohicans, they don't make em like this anymore

[@Chris-from-AZ]

True dat

[@samoanstrongmanafa5650]

For real though I'm from the Bronx and I remember growing up there was always at least one Puerto Rican Nelson miss those days

[@Twisted_utopia]

@@samoanstrongmanafa5650 them days are gone brotha, new generation of complete milennial pussies has taken over everywhere. Time to move. Lol

[@tiffanybutler350]

They definitely don't

[@maybedos]

Ok Boomer.

[@darraghsean5682]

I watch this every few months when I feel down and need a laugh. I love Joey's stories 😂

[@torgomax]

😊👍

[@ELCrablos]

This and Vinny warhead are my favorites

[@tracemiller1519]

Literally😂

[@torgomax]

@@tracemiller1519 I,m gonna watch it again👍💖🙄

[@albertocaraballo9861]

"And I heard MEAT...." 💀💀💀

[@lyriclaye2991]

"First time I heard balls"😂

[@ShlomoZOGelstein]

I fuckin DIED after I heard the delayed Lee's "MEAT"! GREATEST shit ever.

[@21RIP]

Lee is so high just winding up followed by... “Is the P capitalized?”

[@sarcofaygo6218]

Lee was getting the KZbin clip title ready in real time

[@abrahamlopez6356]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@vonksummer9099]

I don’t get it

[@andresfernandez4634]

@@vonksummer9099 The P for Puerto Rican Nelson

[@gabealbarado3803]

4:34 is the FUNNIEST laugh I’ve EVER heard I’m crying 😭😭😭

[@dag5852]

I thought I was going to have to call an ambulance I was laughing so hard.

[@acb723]

That fucking laugh kills me everytime. 😂☠💀 I remember one night it was like the spirit of uncle joey. I was high as hell at my boys place and talking about stupid shit in high school. I bursted out laughing like this. Deadass.

[@MiguelAyala550]

The stars of death days

[@Martiizzer]

1:26 when i start my diesel in the winter

[@niteshades_promise]

hahaha😂🍻

[@sailercz8516]

LOLOLOLOL

[@405OKC]

What a coincidence it was 1:26 AM when i saw this lol

[@MikeB128]

HAHAHAHA

[@arod38XX]

The hand motion at 0:32 while describing the slippas and shit😂😂😂

[@crazypills88]

"Did you guys come by?" - Puerto Rican Nelson.

[@deepee1452]

Honestly, if you grew up in NYC during the 70’s or 80’s y’all knew a Puerto Rican Nelson. This is accurate.

[@boxcarent.3147]

100%

[@mrchango7510]

My uncle from Jersey was exactly like Joey, loved us to death but was a street savage,

[@christianvidal1088]

My pops had a friend named Puerto Rican Ralph who was a straight savage

[@ryanhopper2854]

7 jays for $5 what a time to be alive

[@Cmobley_]

Would have loved to run around with these guys as kids man!!!

[@koDaffi]

@Pappy Van Winkle Ah I remember those days. 50-75 for reg flip for 100-125. Then the good weed was 150 which I'd turn around and flip for 300 to rich kids. Had this guy named "Bling" who I NEVER once seen his face. Had a chick go between who made a joint. He'd bag the ounce, wrap in paper towel, then vacuum seal it. I miss the old days.

[@donaldwhitten2438]

70s where great

[@davidec.4021]

“Is the P capitalised?” AHAHAH LEE YOU BASTARD YOU CRACK ME UP

[@mikeskidoo3991]

“You guys pissin sweet yet?” That’s a new one for me! Golden!

[@seannunemaker5492]

When Joey interrupts his own story with weezy laughter, you know it's going to be epic.

[@sonofren]

Joey "Pissin' Sweet" Diaz over here laughing like the God damn boogey man

[@luisperez8677]

You can tell uncle Joey really lived his life 🤣 tremendous story

[@MrJimmy3459]

"Yea that's it suck it" LMFAOOO!!!

[@dabama24]

Joey's stories are the best form of therapy

[@hurbhollis9820]

Bruh every single time Joey laughs I get so fucking happy 😂😂😂😂

[@wubonkald322]

Me too hahaah

[@VikCalo]

When I first heard this at was work. I had to get up and leave the building. Shout out for PR Nelson for providing the material. Dale Boricua 🇵🇷

[@jeffreycollins7297]

My Uncle used to ask me in my teens and my pre-teerns if I was getting "any honey for my stinger"..... still cracks me up. God Bless Ya Uncle Jerry.

[@geetarist138]

Omg lmfaooooo 😂😂😂😂

[@yungboyash6460]

“You pissin sweet yet” you can’t make that shit up, that’s incredible 🤣

[@TheLoganLives]

You can just tell Joey has so much fun with Greg. Love when he's the guest.

[@markimierowicz7810]

Watched this 10 times and still have an asthma attack laughing.

[@redram5150]

4:21 Lee’s sound when he’s trying to hold in a laugh is like a kettle boiling over slowly

[@jaygq1543]

They need to animate this story. That would be epic.

[@donaldwhitten2438]

Hell yeah 😂

[@junitoss83]

The first time I heard this story I cried laughing hahaha

[@bigAL55170]

"Is the P capitalized?" DEAD

[@nicthespic3023]

I died too hahaha

[@yerboi5281]

He was so quick with that fucking tremendous

[@eight_hundred_eighteen]

I couldn't understand what he said at 1 St. That made it twice as funny

[@austinduhon1510]

SO GOOD

[@JohnSmith-fh5du]

Lee was funnier on edibles and acid and babanya

[@Sneak248]

1:26 LMFAO TREMENDOUS

[@weirdscience8341]

He says that a lot .... tremendous

[@JPFarley99]

4:32 hahaha

[@cullenholloway8377]

that's my new favortie word

[@etazza1092]

7:35

[@ericallen7112]

Definitely Top 10 of Church stories.

[@Bleek17Six]

"No cuts?" Joey : " Never, never a misunderstanding " 10:27 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JOTAR9822]

4:34 that laugh 😂

[@lord7134]

Vagner ramos if you mix both Lee’s and Joey’s laugh you het the Honda Fart cannon

[@JOTAR9822]

@@lord7134 that's right lol

[@thomasandersen2534]

Lord Тасоббб fuck yeah haha

[@amiii5950]

🤣🤣🤣

[@janberkemeier7406]

Puerto Rican Nelson is already hilarious, but Alberto Ali being savagely beaten with lightbulbs while he's out cold made me howl with laughter

[@tougefeels7332]

1:24 that’s how you know the story is gonna be a good one

[@booras56]

Breathe Joey geez. We need you around for a while.

[@Pat-TMW]

1:26 When he remembers something that brings out his laugh. You know Uncle Joey’s gonna tell a damn funny story! 😂

[@SunshineStrickland]

Puerto Rican Nelson helped shape Joey into the man he is today. ❤️

[@jagiyapyeng7592]

I can’t take a bong rip without choking to death when he laughs lmfao

[@jexanrp8642]

Man, I love these stories and it just gives me an insight to what the 80s and 90s were like for a young immigrant kid. I was born in '01 so it's mesmerizing to me. 😂 Joey I absolutely love you man.

[@tania8257]

this is the best diaz story ever I cried laughing

[@jordanstout1186]

Tania S I kid you not when I say, I literally cried like a baby, I’m talking crocodile tears listening to this story. Probably the closest I’ve ever been to dying from laughter. I was trying to be quite too and just howling laughing uncontrollably. It was like a religious experience or some shit. Tremendous is the only word I can think of!

[@juanitamace7733]

@@jordanstout1186 I come back to this at least once a week for a good laugh 😂

[@r.edward5701]

"I was Spanish so I knew his world"

[@fwiedwice824]

This man rubs his eyes like a baby 😂😂

[@yourmomsdaddy9706]

Qariq Is because your finger tips holds a lot of bacteria, rubs his eyes like that to avoid pink eye or any eye infection

[@ItsPapaEddy]

“He’s a dynamite dude” Love it

[@adamjenkins190]

I can watch this clip over and over. Puerto Rican Nelson is an all time great story. I grew up in Richmond VA, in the 80s and 90s, I have stories with similar context, but this story is just beautiful. Joey is a master story teller

[@beaver_squeezer4226]

Puerto Rican Nelson "Did you guys come by?" @ 7:57 ....I fkin lost it! 😂😂😂

[@DirtyBertie]

You can imagine he waved the little Jew hand

[@dan4856]

Joey and His Laugh is inseparable. It's His *Soullllllll*

[@eduardomaxwell7817]

My dad is Puerto Rican and his name is Nelson

[@ericallen7112]

Tell him we said "thanks" for the memories.

[@ferozmtc]

My nigga

[@tlahuicolexiii2844]

😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣😭

[@drizzydaniell6907]

My dad too

[@kukumbarglicko8082]

Eduardo Maxwell ahahahha

[@evanabbott2737]

“You pissin’ sweet, yet?”🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@WeSoFew]

I love that the only person who makes joe laugh hard is joe! And his laugh is classic! 1:30 😂

[@pistolpete8231]

Joey not joe

[@richevans609]

Things were definitly different back then. There was a "Puerto Rican Nelson" in every neighborhood back in the day!

[@LuG8911]

4:30-4:39 Is the P capitalized? Hahahahahaha

[@clicktotouch]

I don't get it :D

[@goodtim9626]

@@clicktotouch how Lee said it, it was funny.

[@GripsGrips]

Best comedian alive !

[@jjgobacho3607]

Grip100s Grip100s nope

[@MasterGuero]

Joeys laugh makes this story even better. Lmao

[@karank0]

It really does 😂

[@utterlyrelaxed9109]

7:47...Why just heard them f@cking f@cking😂😂😂

[@amadeusoasis5358]

This is an extremely hilarious story. One of the best 😂

[@brandonellis3704]

This shit made my day!! kids today will never understand that life hahaha im in stitches 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@neemaf829]

I was dying laughing! Millineals these days wont even invite anyone over to their homes no more. Too busy watching Netflix & following Instagram Models while playing Fortnight. Kids these days.😒

[@j.ericsandoval566]

This is one THE greatest Uncle Joey stories of ALL. I shit y’all not, I’m over here in Japan and I had a bunch of muthafuckas at a pizza bar in Kyoto cheering “PUERTO RICAN NELSON!!”

[@proxyboxy7987]

I am screaming laughing listening to this at the gym as we speak.😆😆😆😆😆

[@singvang1247]

I'm not even high and I'm laughin my ass off LOL

[@2amsandwich]

Joey Diaz’s laugh just makes my day 100 times better bruh.

[@rickeyuscg]

Long live Puerto Rican Nelson!

[@earlytimes2389]

We heard meat, like it was the first time we heard balls.

[@fungoloides]

Uncle Joey, at least once every 3 months I come to hear this story! Thank you so much for the laughs my dear. Much love from Brazil brother! 💚🇧🇷🙏🏻

[@tanneryanz3592]

“It was the first time I heard balls” IM FUCKIN DEAD

[@ericl2105]

4:30 This is humanity’s best moment.

[@trypulling921]

Whenever I’m down I come back too this masterpiece and it cracks me up every time

[@jagiyapyeng7592]

HIS LAUGH IS THE BESSST 😂😂😂😂

[@user-il6bh2se4j]

“You guys come by? :)” 😭😭😭yo this man kills me

[@persia2105]

Joey Diaz has to be one of the funniest guys alive !! His laugh is unreal 😂

[@nathanbeaton3687]

Greatest Story of All Time!

[@arthurhodi481]

This really cheered me up lmao thank you Joey

[@wubonkald322]

This lifts my spirits everytime

[@Cubes401]

4:33-4:37, that laugh though lmao

[@dalekelly7639]

1:23 Joey starts howling before he even gets the story out...hilarious!

[@Ben77788]

Thank you to whoever posted this haha! My fav story from Joey

[@doctor_doom541]

The laugh at 4:32 is what gets me 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Fuhrious]

"He sold us 7 joints for 5 bucks. He was a good dude". Sold weed to a bunch of 12 yr olds. Hell of a guy.

[@SleimanSam]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@youngjefe4163]

Dynamite dude

[@JohnDoe-cd6ro]

My barber used to smoke me out when I was 14 and he was a grown ass man. Never tried no funny sht. It just used to be like that. And I'm talking about early 2000s. Things just started changing little by little. I was always hanging around adults. I'd go out for lunch with teachers, sometimes I'd smoke outside with teachers, etc. I'd drink with adults, etc. I was always mature for my age so they just always thought I was older than what I really was. My parents were extremely strict growing up so once I got old enough that they couldn't do anything to me, I hit the streets pretty hard. I was like 15/16 cutting school and just getting lost in Manhattan and going on adventures.

[@jaykob2482]

This is the only channel that I literally LOL while watching!

[@eddiecagle4806]

Omg its 2020 and I'm in tears and brings me back to my childhood lol I love it

[@sargentbrisk2210]

every time i have a bad day i go and listen to this story. TREMENDOUS!

[@Wheresmy240]

It was fucking fun being a kid back in the day. I'm so glad I didn't grow up with social media and cell phones, we did the same kind of stupid shit all the time and its the funniest memories I have. I laughed so hard when I was kid that I peed myself on multiple occasions.

[@kolbysandor3732]

I hope uncle Joey lives forever

[@antonioarcano7989]

I believe him, there are so many characters back home in Puerto Rico. let me tell you about Luis "Furia"(Fury in english) he was alcohol/drug addict one time he was high on something and had broken into a house to steal but dint steal anything he was just off his rocker he had only his shorts and the police were searching for him he was so high that to escape the police he jumped from rooftop to rooftop back then the houses were wood whit Zinc ceiling, so they heard his steps but couldn't find him eventually they lost him... the dude was so high that out of one of the rooftops, he popped out like a hero whit only his shorts and his arms spread and he screamed at the top of his lung "You can't catch me!!!!!!! i am LUIIIISSSS FURIIAAAAA!!!!!" needless to say he fell like an idiot and they caught him hahahahah. From then on he became know as Luis "Furia" he died few years back but i never found out his last name. he was always "Furia" to me.

[@silmarilasmr6801]

I like the way Coco drinks the water at 2:20 😂

[@juliolopez7893]

“Meas dulce?” Lmaoooo I remember being a teen and getting asked that

[@badgerbush3556]

Lee's war cry at 4:20 Hahahahahahaha

[@ericallen7112]

"Did you guys come by?" Tremendous

[@Cristina-Ortiz]

YeeEEEEEEEEeeeh

[@nekitamol1k242]

That was Greg, not Lee smh

[@badgerbush3556]

NekiTamoL1K No way, that was lee 100%

[@alexlewis5182]

I want the water Joey sippin on that shit sounds so refreshing 😂😂😂

[@silmarilasmr6801]

Listening to Joey and Greg laugh is like the sound of a valve leaking gas 😂😂