Joey Diaz Talks About Hollywood Parties and Probation

The Church of What's Happening Now
Episode 475
Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt

[@brianbarcus5853]

Lee runs the show, literally. He sets up the audio-microphones, video cameras, he broadcasts the live shows, and records the shows for uploading on KZbin - and probably does that too. I think he's the perfect complement to Joey, being naive and totally inexperienced to drugs and crime. Comedy needs a straight man to work best.

[@setsomareka3314]

the contrast is really important

[@stinkbomb13]

too square. kills momentum. unnecessarily interjects. naive. if you're gonna be square, you gotta be funny. he aint.

[@Jetman86]

@@stinkbomb13 dude u r so right.... that's how I see him... in other words he is a bitch

[@SeemanIsTheName]

Compared to some other co hosts, Lee is a legend.

[@chillbang8505]

Dudes to square doesn’t know shit tbh kills the vibe asking stupid questions

[@blakeking99]

thats a beautiful story lee

[@Alpha_November6996]

Blake Brewer Lee is a beautiful man dawg.

[@DG7Fender]

Just put subs in my car, now I can feel Joey’s voice vibrate through my spine even when it’s turned down

[@johnmoore1495]

DG7 lmao, you can feel his cholesterol voice vibrate your actual cholesterol.

[@Whotta]

😂😂😂underrated comment

[@Tydie.]

Thats gay

[@bigdawgbam7761]

Lee always sounds so terrified when he talks

[@Alpha_November6996]

You go dawg!

[@mikeypickett4468]

Their relationship is exactly rick and morty

[@cinstar]

Tf nah he old school

[@TheCapixClan]

cinstar lmao it’s the weed making him bug out. Old school?

[@kanyetwitty6158]

I think he's on the spectrum.

[@rogermilla2358]

Joey and Lee remind me of Trevor and Wade from GTA V; no prizes for guessing who is who in that analogy.

[@RareRacks]

Remember wades cousin’s apartment 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@IlIllllIllIllIllIl]

If Lester and wade had a baby it’s lee

[@J.CashDro]

Joey is Rick and Lee is Morty

[@robprice5655]

They remind me of that big sheep dog and the little dog on that looney tune cartoon.

[@jadenayala1281]

Lol

[@juanbillion4273]

That Lee Story At The End Might Be A Top 10 Lee Story.

[@ryanwilliams4223]

Lee is the type of guy to have a meltdown if you ask him what coffee he would like.

[@Preacher_.]

He's on a titanic dose of thc

[@johnclavis]

It's like The Big Lebowski, if The Dude, Jesus and Walter were combined into one person. Lee is just Donnie.

[@kanyetwitty6158]

LOL. "Shut the f--k up, Donnie!"

[@johncastillo2194]

Joey didn’t dig that movie at all

[@ScratchArkkitehti]

11:35 lmfao I love Joey's face in reaction to Lee's awful storytelling abilities.

[@3443bh]

Lee is from Boston? Noticed he mentioned Tremont Street and a few other places in the city! Thanks for posting these, these guys & their guests are always a blast to listen to!

[@Ryan-tr7hy]

"That's a beautiful story lee"

[@lovingme6896]

I love your commentary! This podcast and joe rogan podcast is my favorite ❤️ really helps me during my hard times. I just love listening to your stories while cleaning or doing etc.

[@luiscastro146]

Kay Nicole philly? R u from philly dear

[@monamoses9220]

Me too!

[@kylebacon9366]

Facts

[@onespecies-human344]

The best story I've heard of Lee's so far

[@amine80kg]

Lee is a character

[@B8Em]

The thumb from spy kids haha

[@negig2161]

Joey's stories and voice is GOAT

[@styoung1733]

Lee is the perfect foil to Joey's character. The duality is beautiful

[@chapelmusic9505]

tremendous!

[@loufontana9928]

That's a beautiful story lee 😂🤣😂😂😂

[@DylanFowler]

Lee defines the term baked as fuck so well.

[@drizzzydrake96]

Joey is Rick Lee is Morty😭😭😭

[@lilforkk9656]

The ending had me weak 💀

[@vanillagorilla6091]

Church of giving Lee a hard time. I love it. At times Lee is struggling to uter a word

[@fosslee2331]

I like how joe speaks to Lee.

[@enat5896]

Tremont street .... I'm happy lee made my city sound so appealing

[@enat5896]

Tremont street in Boston mang

[@codybarton3817]

Joey's such a nice dude but imagine being on his bad side 30 years ago lol

[@escokicks]

Joey diaz's jail house name was ice pick !

[@mentallystablethug]

Lee sound alike he twiddles his fingers when he talks

[@3v068]

Lee, Joeys point still stands. "You can walk a kid to the dance but hes still gotta dance." Whether he was prepped up to take the role or not, he still had to perform the role and be good at it. Whether thats naturally or through training. Theres always a chance that Mr. BigShot still doesnt get the spot and some Joe Schmoe will.

[@lukescutchings2661]

But in reality (and I totally think your right but I'm speculating) how hard is acting really though? Like I know it's long days and stuff but I don't know who knows

[@robertkessler7423]

R.i.p. Lee, we miss you brother!!

[@laudanum669]

the only time I was on Probation the first day I showed up. The PO said " Take that F-N hat off, show me some respect" . I left thinking "oh shit this guy is gonna be a problem". A few weeks later I go to check in and whoa and behold. My PO no longer works there. I ask who I should report to and am told we will let you know. A month later a guy calls me and said "you no longer have to report". He was so behind in casework that he looked at my record and realized I was no trouble.

[@maxxs2804]

uncle Coco!! where my invite

[@jamesstimpson7704]

the fact that ive literally seen that homeless guy before lmaoooo

[@manicmurph]

when you coming to Cleveland Joey??

[@gripnasty8110]

Listening to alot of these podcast had a question. How do I contact you for honest answer?

[@bob9644]

You can email him

[@Boston617]

I just was working in 256 Newbury St, part of Boston sucks now. I’ll stay in southie.

[@michaelpaiva9924]

Lmao the story about the guy on the bench in Boston...see Lee just tell the truth of likr sometimes is funny..that might be the first

[@joeyboes7771]

It’s funny because exactly what Joey said about the kid who’s parents own the construction was a kid at my school and one of my brother’s friends, same scenario, too pampered and couldn’t do college

[@highnumber9494]

That's bizarre, I remember that Listerine homeless drunk in Boston. He had a massive Artie Lange nose but it had all these lesions, bumps and sores on it. Poor guy.

[@alexg3176]

Literally poor

[@passthebuckcanuck8574]

I was always a grunt at my dad's company....

[@leonsavage1300]

O very true mr Diaz

[@Will_uziii]

Don’t let this clip go over y’all head 👁 he talking about the elites and parties and what goes on in Hollywood

[@larrywright5913]

Lee hand movements

[@kenzie4217]

Gonna be honest, I've drank Listerine before. It got me drunk as shit

[@DABossf1]

Lee gets a hard time , I think he's an absolute legend ... Would love to have him as a friend he's a funny guy . The loudest in the room is the weakest in the room . Remember that

[@ranvirkapadia5942]

Dontforgetyerauldarse That's some crackhead psychology

[@kratomandacid5651]

Ranvir Kapadia I know right

[@Al-ou3so]

What a bullshit phrase you dumb fuck

[@drfunken7653]

So when a captain makes a speech, he's then the weakest. Strange logic.

[@chenugent]

So what if you sewed loads of weak people’s mouths shut and put them in a room full of body builders?

[@vespasian1695]

Man when Joey was talking about the spoiled kid in construction……. I got two of those chumps in my family

[@ThejeffJr8]

This show used to be poppin

[@BaNoodles999]

I feel like Lee is so scared of what joe will think of him if he says something stupid he try’s to avoid it at all cost

[@albondsgalaxy]

Joey needs to pack a bowl of that OG Earwax and pass it over to Lee.

[@ryckgarcia9297]

That uneven seam in the brick bugs the shit out of me lol

[@JesusMartinez-oy7qe]

Joey I don't chitter chat I work Diaz

[@jamesaspenwall4700]

Lee is a sweet kid

[@yourmom9828]

LEYKIS 101 !!

[@patrickbrian3814]

Lee is right people when I went away couldn’t have listerine because it got you sorta drunk

[@carterw.5312]

Only Lee's mouth moves

[@bigsteve7849]

I bet Lee believes everything Joey has ever said. He sounds like he's never been anywhere or done anything.

[@Tydie.]

Lee is the guy that stands in the corner of or.geeze only to tug his noodle and observe. Thats why he is on this podcast.. I cant imagine what he is doing under the table...

[@akazeek]

Lee is such a sheltered guy ahah

[@VinnyDoesLife]

Alcoholics do in fact drink Listerine.

[@Renwoxing13]

Hairspray, Listerine, Rubbing Alchohol, dirty fucking drunks will drink ANYTHING with alchohol in it!

[@birdlawyer6191]

Nothin wrong with drinking vanilla extract.

[@virgie4715]

Yeah, they’ll drink anything with alcohol in it. It’s sad, because if they don’t drink they literally can die. Alcoholism isn’t like drug addict, it’s one of the few things that withdrawal can kill you or cause long term damage. It’s terrifying to watch an alcoholic withdrawal and that’s coming from someone who’s came off *hard* drugs before. Alcohol is a whole other devil.

[@repetemyname842]

The majority of family run/owned businesses in America fail by the 3rd generation. Its due to people coddling their kids and not making them work like it went down in the old days, back then your family had a business and you started out doing the shit work and the parents made you learn from the bottom, that way when you were older you understood what it was like to run a shovel all day or carry boards all day or any number of what are called "shit" jobs. By becoming a culture without a backbone the kids get spoiled, they dont have to work and like Joey said- they fail in the military then fail in college but Mom and Dad still bring them in to run the fucking business and put them in charge because they know the kid cant cut it learning the ropes. Sad.

[@alexg3176]

My step brother who's deceased now ODed on everything used to drink Listerine when he was locked in a halfway house. It's because when you're an alcoholic you can literally die and or seizure when you dont have alcohol.

[@kyle360123]

Lee is trippen lol looks like he's about to poop in his pants 2 m8

[@enat5896]

Lol I don’t think the funeral parlor does autopsies! Also lee syatt for president 2020

[@TreasureLA99]

Tell it

[@stinkbomb13]

Lee proves it's all about who ya know

[@2w0nGranTurismo]

deadass.

[@ledflaplin2001]

That’s all life is. Doesn’t matter who you are or what you do. That has gotten me far in life. I’ll never take it for granted.

[@jamesdow1991]

Have Alex Jones on!

[@roadrunner1998]

i don't think joey likes him that much

[@jenniferlawrencescokedeale4779]

James Downing Fuck Alex Jones, and fuck you if you like him. You. Want to see him, go watch his dumbass show.

[@Alkame1]

Richard Lewis would be a cool interview to see

[@rapaladude]

That dude sucks. He spreads so much stupidity, it's scary.

[@91celsior]

James Downing hes a gentile

[@iskenderhaci]

G R E E N 2 Y E L L O W

[@TheAlexxxMackie]

Listerine man is still on tremont

[@gabrielpujol4709]

Lee acts like a innocent mfker in reality he knows everything joeys says

[@teddyt]

they take u to the dance...you still gotta do the dance... how do explain kathy griffin and sarah silverman...lol...

[@christopherstmarin]

At first Lee's naivety was cute, now I'm thinking has he not grown brains after all this time with coco?

[@Tydie.]

I dont think all that radiation he gets from sun helps.... im sure he's fried.

[@damnitChadwick]

Was Lee protected all his life by his mama or something.

[@Joseph-be3tv]

Lol

[@luigijimenez4760]

"Joey mentiroso diaz"

[@Twisted_utopia]

Drinking listerine, eating tide pods, huffing glade and computer duster... When real drugs and alcohol are freely available anywhere. The world really is fucked.

[@Dempdawg11]

Listerine Jack

[@bentley34.]

to low.talk louder!!!

[@mandolorian162]

Buy a speaker peasant

[@mandolorian162]

But fr only way i can hear most of his shit

[@BossAuto_]

That guy is still at north station drinking mouth wash and pissing In the bottle, no lie

[@officialrivv]

Why is unfunny Lee's mic louder than Joey's

[@AllAboutTalha]

lee voted for trump, dont be like lee syatt

[@xdamesxya]

Lee always sounds like a scared grade schooler. What his best at is removing Joeys momentum with his asinine toddler questions

[@NoDrivingNoLife]

What does lee offer apart from been off his box every show and been boring. Not needed

[@stuwaite5076]

Jonathan Read lee is the reason why your seeing this

[@grayc636]

lees awesome he offers a naive audience for joey to constantly enlighten

[@10Hammers]

Joey trusts Lee. It has nothing to do with you.

[@boudreaux99buddy65]

Lea is the goat!!! 🐐

[@brianbarcus5853]

Lee runs the show, literally. He sets up the audio-microphones, video cameras, he broadcasts the live shows, and records the shows for uploading on KZbin - and probably does that too. I think he's the perfect complement to Joey, being naive and totally inexperienced to drugs and crime. Comedy needs a straight man to work best.