The Church of What's Happening Now Episode #661 Joey Diaz, Lee Syatt, and guest Jessimae Peluso • The Church Of What's H... #JoeyDiaz #LeeSyatt #Madflavor
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@jonbeta30315 жыл бұрын
I appreciate how Joey keeps himself hydrated
@Xx1PWNY1xX5 жыл бұрын
That Pure Life.
@MrMetalManMe5 жыл бұрын
It's dry mouth from the weed😃
@safemoondan66384 жыл бұрын
Joey usually has like 4 water bottles that are all half full. That’s from bong hits, and forgetting you have water for your next one so you grab another and it adds up.
@darrinlong50074 жыл бұрын
I'm sure he sleeps better at night, knowing that you approve.
@raqimorris88914 жыл бұрын
Todays newsletter
@BuffaloJams7165 жыл бұрын
"Joey, they invented security cameras because of you" 😂
@foxysideburns57415 жыл бұрын
Buffalo Cody Lee’s best comment ever
@RamnaViaz3 жыл бұрын
Shit, probably.
@paso48082 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@chefpizz37975 жыл бұрын
we need a movie on this man already
@Jeffro55645 жыл бұрын
Last time I heard he was negotiating a network to make a comedy tv Series about his life.
@thingsilearnedfromwrestlin90085 жыл бұрын
Nobody could ever play the part of Joey it’s have to be actors and he dubs EVERY VOICE
@tedr71445 жыл бұрын
@@thingsilearnedfromwrestlin9008 the guy from the Toyota commercials that says it's HUGE can play him lol
@theguy27055 жыл бұрын
He’s been in movies he could do it
@zachsaysfvck12565 жыл бұрын
Opening scene theres a bright light in a doorway in walks coco diaz: Hows it hangin COCKSUCKAS welcome to my movie!
@tygzeg39294 жыл бұрын
Joeys stories could literally be Grand Theft Auto missions
@WeSoFew4 жыл бұрын
Tygze genius!
@deanc56204 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@BirdOfHermes834 жыл бұрын
@Erik Gonzalez you know you can swear on here right? Fuckin fact!!
@rhyscarroll78544 жыл бұрын
Bahaha bro well said
@maj11664 жыл бұрын
Harupert Beagleton he is in mafia 3
@reddeadweb-head67965 жыл бұрын
I've heard this story 10 times and it never gets old.
@CeemPlay5 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz: The Kidnapping
@mdkvisions5 жыл бұрын
I've heard it 30 times but still love it
@mattydips28875 жыл бұрын
Damn beat me to this comment. This was the best version though
@wfc19875 жыл бұрын
I’ve heard it twice and 2 completely different versions...guy is a pathological liar
@gumdakji72075 жыл бұрын
@@wfc1987 and what was the dfferences between the stories?
@deo42054 жыл бұрын
That girls voice is killing my high
@nickepants70113 жыл бұрын
Never seen a truer comment
@Gr-hr5jc3 жыл бұрын
Came straight to the comments for this
@francois15472 жыл бұрын
She’s just too much😂
@__-fk4jz2 жыл бұрын
Y'all just hate women lmao
@Bruh-ok1rq2 жыл бұрын
@@__-fk4jz nah, dudes can have annoying voices but hers is top shelf obnoxioud
@melk3225 жыл бұрын
This needs to be reuploaded without that chicks voice, please
@kirkquintero38933 жыл бұрын
She was tht bad compared to a lot of the other guests thts for damn sure
@mackenziehuda71103 жыл бұрын
yeah, five minute in I was like, “can someone give this parrot a damn cracker?”
@thicccmango69292 жыл бұрын
Fucking facts
@golflimaactual2 күн бұрын
Who’s the chick?
@PopsiclesInMyCellar3 жыл бұрын
Imagine buying a BMW from Joey Diaz in the 1980s
@Menosfilms2 жыл бұрын
🤣 coked out Joey Diaz, not knowing the kind of shit he was getting into outside of selling cars lol
@ryandees51582 жыл бұрын
Subaru
@ThomasSmith-sz7dk Жыл бұрын
Nah a beemer leave the money in the mailbox and in an hour the attendants gonna pull up with ur car around the block
@franciscocendejas3555 Жыл бұрын
He would call you a cocksucker as soon as your out of earshot lol
@camg11453 жыл бұрын
“Guy in a wheelchair. He got hit in the head with a ukulele 15 times...it’s hysterical” 😂
@sumting-wong61765 жыл бұрын
this girl's only contribution is saying "whoooaaa" "realllly" "woooow"
@bobertmcboberty13855 жыл бұрын
The female version of lee
@CTS285 жыл бұрын
Incredibly fucking annoying
@hottubz19655 жыл бұрын
Agreed, but what else do you expect her to do? Interrupt Joey's story? That would have been more annoying.
@-Always_Right-5 жыл бұрын
Women don't know how to listen to men they only know how to talk lol
@-Always_Right-5 жыл бұрын
@@bobertmcboberty1385 lmao thats hilarious
@santanasanchez13665 жыл бұрын
Always go back for your weed, even if there's cops at your house.
@Name-oz4lq5 жыл бұрын
Santana Sanchez always
@RaphaelSloanYusukeUrimeshi5 жыл бұрын
Sage advice
@jb1996BLOP4 жыл бұрын
Especially if you're all coked up, gotta come down somehow
@JJ_SDWR4 жыл бұрын
@MrTruboy he didn't say the cops were there, he said people were coming out into the hallway to see what was going on. The cops hadn't showed up at that point in the story. Not saying Joey isn't full of shit most of the time thoufh
@seamusearl86513 жыл бұрын
I’ve done it while cops were a few feet away in the door way.
@JTKatz074 жыл бұрын
Someone please edit this where we don’t hear her interject she’s ruining the story
@j0hndobile802 Жыл бұрын
"oh yeah!."
@saltymedpac39435 жыл бұрын
Damn this lady is trying so hard, just chill out and listen to the story.
@leogetz31ify4 жыл бұрын
4 real. 😆😆😆
@chantelk98974 жыл бұрын
For real I almost left the good story because she wouldn't shut the fuck uuuuup
@samueldahl88654 жыл бұрын
I’m tryna listen to my boy joe and this bitch won’t shut the fuck up
@MrJxaxsxoxn4 жыл бұрын
Agreed! STFU Joey is talking!
@fredvaughan10174 жыл бұрын
@Luc Dude theres a difference between active listening and being annoying- a LOT of interrupting with no real insight, sometimes its better to just LISTEN instead of chiming in every 5 seconds- interrupting a story all the time with "oh my god" or "jesus" isn't interesting or nice to listen to
@douglasmarshall70674 жыл бұрын
“They hit him with a ukulele 15 times” lmaooooooooooo
@pablocruise95144 жыл бұрын
Joey is the only human who can make kidnapping sound hilarious
@DanElmer5 жыл бұрын
"I got him for about 30, maybe 31 pens"
@MegaGuac5 жыл бұрын
Wrapped with a rubber band 😂
@jq73235 жыл бұрын
It's very possible there was 31
@taylorscott23594 жыл бұрын
Dan Elmer in the ceiling 😂
@DeluxHippopatumus4 жыл бұрын
Her mic is way too loud and this has nothing to do with his kidnap story
@FitSquadron275 жыл бұрын
The place had 8 salesman. 2 of them were cool, like legit white people 😂😂
@ayylmao889y4 жыл бұрын
Logan Colston think he meant legit white collar people. Boulder is almost all white
@JohnJones-ng2uh3 жыл бұрын
“After you kidnapped me, I got kidnapped again”. Sad, but funny as shit the way Joey told it 🤣
@willyjaytv20095 жыл бұрын
Joey “who do you think you’re dealing with joey bananas?” Diaz
@nuggert2 жыл бұрын
The dumb broad heard bananas, but he said Fernandez lol
@trentm.3645 жыл бұрын
14:30 This story is making me laugh so hard. The funny thing is I can see the Broncos stadium from my office and I am only 45 minutes away from Boulder. Joey's memory and story telling ability is second to none.
@mattydips28875 жыл бұрын
He really is an incredible story teller
@DaveSCameron2 жыл бұрын
Personally I'd have appreciated some semblance of context, are we just assumed to know this blokes past!
@Spicy_Italian_Sausage Жыл бұрын
@@DaveSCameron yes if you watch his podcast......
@yoursadness99 Жыл бұрын
@@DaveSCameron he really did live that life, he might exaggerate the story, but it’s true nonetheless, if you lived any type of life, you’d be able to tell it from personal experience.
@mirandacosgrove4725 жыл бұрын
5:15 “Shut ya mouth”😭😂😂😂😭🤦🏻♂️
@delsan82883 жыл бұрын
Getting this chick to shut up during Joey's stories would be better then finding a Covid 19 vaccine
@nexusonex3 жыл бұрын
Facts her comments are like so off half the time. She her go to remarks are “Yeah” "Wow" "Right" "Damn".
@ChiggidyChuck3 жыл бұрын
@@nexusonex I know right? Why do women even speak? Like obviously they need to keep their mouths shut and make sandwiches
@joshuabartley6563 жыл бұрын
I’m for real man that’s the most aggravating his thing ever just shut up and listen you don’t have to say yeah OK every every 30 seconds
@darienlux47353 жыл бұрын
Pussy is so powerful
@RedPlaystationController3 жыл бұрын
Anything is better than creating a government injectable for a trojan horse hoax.
@crispychicken75 жыл бұрын
I'm home sick and Joey videos are giving me the will to live.
@Saiyan_Goku4 жыл бұрын
Chris Petersen hope you feel better bro
@Chris-mt4yq2 жыл бұрын
You still sick bro?
@DaveSCameron2 жыл бұрын
Christ you must be sicker than you thought! /
@makevelicustoms2 жыл бұрын
@@DaveSCameron is he still breathing 😬
@gay4pay882 Жыл бұрын
@@Chris-mt4yq he passed 😢
@purugigi3 жыл бұрын
"That sounds like a main character's voice." - my lil sis on Joey's voice Joey is the main character of life and we're all NPCs.
@reallycoolguy42495 жыл бұрын
tremendous
@stanleysalvatore64765 жыл бұрын
😹😹
@LawyerandThePerp4 жыл бұрын
My dream "perp" and story IS THIS ONE! I wish I had the chance to sit down with Joey as a lawyer and get his take with some different questions and POV stuff! Joey is THE MAN! Best storyteller of his generation!
@johnshelton28674 жыл бұрын
Love your stories, wise words in a comedic way, and someone who has been through what affected my family (drugs). Wish you were coming to Oklahoma City. Would be awesome to meet you.
@quincyhines80925 жыл бұрын
“Pissing on your leg” classic manipulation mov
@killernp13173 жыл бұрын
He tells the best stories. He has so many amazing, crazy stories. He’s had a cool life
@darrenborrice73793 жыл бұрын
Hands down one of the best stories ever
@irvinbohac84602 жыл бұрын
Joey really is brilliant. To live a life so full and so incredibly dynamic is really cool. I love him.
@quincyhines80925 жыл бұрын
“A sprite and 200” hahahaha
@jeffengland99132 жыл бұрын
Im 56. I wass doin the same shit as a teen and my 20s. This guys life stories are sometimes mine. Never sober for years but still on top of the game. Now im old . But i can think of those days i just sit alone and smile.
@antoinestriggles5896 Жыл бұрын
Alone? Niiice
@knowfuturejay225 жыл бұрын
Bring him on the podcast!
@birdman76873 жыл бұрын
Joeys podcast should be called “story time”. Mans a legend.
@mcomiskey73 жыл бұрын
Uncle Joey never fails to lift my mood.
@moep.85785 жыл бұрын
Kent vella looking like a boss in the thumbnail for some reason I always imagined him small and skinny
@AtbChronic5 жыл бұрын
404 MO right
@ericlambert9573 жыл бұрын
This may be the best thing I've ever heard Joey the GOAT
@WeSoFew4 жыл бұрын
This dude has seriously done it all! I love him!
@ChasingPirates1014 жыл бұрын
I thought Joey was Italian till I heard his Spanish. He Cuban
@royscott91625 жыл бұрын
He is looking a million times better than some of his other pod casts. ❤️
@antonioruelas815 жыл бұрын
The HAVE to make The Joey Diaz Diaries!!
@fja49164 жыл бұрын
“I’m sorry for what I did, it was really douchey”. I can’t wait to use that line. 😂🤣
@thehappypyromaniac66242 жыл бұрын
"I just kicked the fuckin door down LIKE A GORILLA" Best joey quote ever
@lamborghini3933 жыл бұрын
I needa listen to the full thing
@Patrick.Weightman5 жыл бұрын
He's not lying, selling cars can easily be like that for a LOT of places. A guy I went to school with has been doing it since he graduated 10 years ago cause he regularly walks away with thousands of extra dollars every single week.
@nickkriebel18843 жыл бұрын
“You’re the reason they made security cameras“😂😂😂😂
@chase9205 жыл бұрын
Check your headlights folks
@Stinkymens3 жыл бұрын
Imagine a series on Joey Diaz life like everybody hates Chris but more Joey Diaz style
@michaelpaiva99245 жыл бұрын
I like that Roberto Clemente picture in the backround behind Joeys head he was a great player and won 2 World Series with the pirates i believe in 60' and 70''...Sad that he died in a plane crash in 72' while he was still a young guy only 38 years old...Best Puerto Rican player of all time in Baseball!
@Turk_20235 жыл бұрын
Clemente donated a ton of money to Puerto Rico`s poor didn`t he?
@michaelpaiva99245 жыл бұрын
@@Turk_2023 yes he did and mainland Latin America. Thats how he died he was going country to country in South America using a airplane and every stop he would give away free baseballs and bats and gloves to the poor neighborhoods and his plane crashed leaving one country and traveling to the next...tragedy cause not only was he a great player but a great person to humanity
@Turk_20235 жыл бұрын
@@michaelpaiva9924 That is right, that is sad
@aaronp98355 жыл бұрын
One of the best storytellers of modern times. True or not consider myself entertained friends
@Congo764 жыл бұрын
This girl just repeats what joey says, gets olddddd
@jacobm83963 жыл бұрын
Yeah this girl just says what Joey says, it gets old I reckon
@lankestermerrin2673 жыл бұрын
These waters a too deep for her. That’s a why she just parrots.
@ey3z4ya Жыл бұрын
Who hurt you guys 😂
@timthechin27364 жыл бұрын
Such an inspiration coco...we can all turn it around and you did.
@kevmaxfly40504 жыл бұрын
The comment "if a pen takes you out of the game, were you really in the game?" Had me laughing way harder than I would of expected a simple observation to. May be due to weed tho
@spicytrash49813 жыл бұрын
Living legend. He's a force of nature that comes around like a comet.
@nathanholland77542 жыл бұрын
It’s a podcast where you have a conversation, if you want the full full story watch his stand up special on it, it’s like an hour of uninterrupted Joey
@5Starallstar2010 Жыл бұрын
What's the name of his special?
@1017trap5 жыл бұрын
sales exp always makes people great
@DjCatchXXII Жыл бұрын
I love Uncle Joey! He’s the best
@sammygames43524 жыл бұрын
" I didn't make it all this way without balls of steel" *takes deep breath* "stupid" 😭😭😂😂😂😂
@kevinjohnson73005 жыл бұрын
Joey is my spirit animal
@Antibong3 жыл бұрын
Ok *Kevin Johnson*
@PonySlaystati0n5 жыл бұрын
I feel like I can act in this story ai have heard it so much. Never gets old though.
@sideshowtodd875 жыл бұрын
Love u Uncle Joey; fun exciting life u had
@MRRGaming2235 жыл бұрын
I was at That Tucson Arizona Show. Incredibly Great Performance 💯💯💯🔥
@Tharealkingjay5 жыл бұрын
I couldn't go!! -_-
@MRRGaming2235 жыл бұрын
@@Tharealkingjay i got you on FB 😂 but ayyy that show, he really be the same on Here vs on stage frfr 💯💯💯🔥
@Tharealkingjay5 жыл бұрын
@@MRRGaming223 ayeee lit asf bro!! I bet💯 i put all my brothers onto him too😂😂
@badlt.80295 жыл бұрын
Joey “I’ve got a story about that” Diaz!
@cajuama4 жыл бұрын
Adding to a story makes it better.
@damonm4156 Жыл бұрын
Joey has done it all i just love his approach when he chats about his life there is always comedy its funny how he use to do standup with Joe Rogan and i assume still does now and then they both love it so much
@ClickDrawJimmy5 жыл бұрын
You've got to have an autobiographical movie made joey.
@nathanhutton31643 жыл бұрын
Some people have a gift with podcasting. Joey’s got it. Rogan’s got it. When their guests don’t got it it’s real painful.
@susboykaine98045 жыл бұрын
love it so much
@coletuorto675 жыл бұрын
Joey needs a movie asap
@1kEZ Жыл бұрын
“stole the keys and made duplicates how tf else you get a key”🤣🤣
@SirPercival12073 жыл бұрын
I feel like Joey is just a time traveler who’s lived a thousand gangster lives
@zackpearson6993 жыл бұрын
He made that story come to life
@mrbeans24252 жыл бұрын
Someone HAS to make a movie about this man life!!!!!! Even tho he probably cant/wont tell us about 2/3 of it! lol
@jaimep4565 жыл бұрын
Still disappointed that the man who's supposed to know nuttin snitched
@dillbill71525 жыл бұрын
He snitched cause he knew nuttin if he don't no nuttin he won't talk
@inbred_ Жыл бұрын
I hope they would add a segment in GTA VI of just a podcast of Joey Diaz telling us his stories, jokes, wisdom, and anything in between.
@bossman90985 жыл бұрын
Need to make his life into a movie series
@jamescastillo2825 жыл бұрын
Joey bananas lmao
@trishywishy47504 жыл бұрын
"I don't know how much a hundred a gram is"... lol
@taylorscott23594 жыл бұрын
Trishy wishy now it’s 60-80 because it’s all trash
@taylorscott23594 жыл бұрын
You need the whole gram for an hour smh
@JefeDeJefes84844 жыл бұрын
Lol she is so lame and didn't contribute to the story and just copied or said wow and really? I can't believe she said "I don't know what a hundred a gram is?" Really!? Joey just told you a gram is a hundred lol. She should of never been on the show.
@JefeDeJefes84844 жыл бұрын
@@taylorscott2359 Yeah, 50 even but it's not good or it's junk. Weak shit. I have a plug that moves 100$ a gram good shit though.
@zombiefried53624 жыл бұрын
This man is an American treasure
@lewisjaygomes1617 Жыл бұрын
Lmfao this is still hilarious man omg
@GlorifiedGremlin2 жыл бұрын
My God that woman is loud
@johnmartinec24235 жыл бұрын
Not tipping for a drink at the bar is douchy. Calling kidnapping douchy is kind of an understatement. Just kind of.
@nomamesdawg9855 жыл бұрын
John Martinec different life different views, I seen people out here where I live try killing each other and then weeks later they’ll be smoking together it’s all fucked up
@PlutoTheGod4 жыл бұрын
John Martinec it was a coke dealer selling 40k of coke
@CanPen923 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this and saying, “Jessimae shut up!” hahah
@MmmDnBbitch5 жыл бұрын
Wow, how crazy! I went to Fairview highschool. What a small world 😱
@checkmeowt69485 жыл бұрын
When I saw the picture on instagram, I legit breathed a sigh of relief haha I felt complete for some reason.. por que, tho???
@JustinC38105 жыл бұрын
check meowt no lo se, pero i love seeing the story still alone after so many years, and the fact that everyone involved is happy now makes it that much better
@CPAStrengthPassion5 жыл бұрын
I didn't know about the newspaper bins
@Name-oz4lq5 жыл бұрын
CPA Strength me either
@luisestrada31482 жыл бұрын
Lee’s laughs bro is like a little teddy bear hahaha
@yoursadness99 Жыл бұрын
“Who do ya think ya dealin wit, Joey Bananas?” 😂😂
@whatabouttheearth4 жыл бұрын
Dude, fix the mix on her voice, too much highs in the mix on her microphone.
@ronzojonzoify5 жыл бұрын
Cutthroat commission salesman
@LuxioV22 жыл бұрын
We need a My Name Is Joey show asap
@jonathanferraro11595 жыл бұрын
He definitely stole Doug Stanhopes change jar. Lol Joey jingles
@jasonking47535 жыл бұрын
Who is this interrupting hole??
@hk45c645 жыл бұрын
@Don Draco you have something seriously deep inside your twat
@D3ADTRIGG4R4 жыл бұрын
Don Draco your a pussy stop watching what you can’t handle
@mightquinnable5 жыл бұрын
The honey is annoying, she trying mad hated to be funny at moment that didn’t need humor.
@deadarmd5 жыл бұрын
I was like WHAT IS IT REAL
@junederose54735 жыл бұрын
I am Bear She is not funny at all. She thinks cursing her attempt at humor, is making her sound like she could comprehend his lifestyle.
@koronomoa35825 жыл бұрын
u guys r fucking losers she seems like a fine girl
@-Always_Right-5 жыл бұрын
Honey? Lmao is that making a comeback or are you Will Smith in Fresh Prince of Belair
@patrickmccutcheon88605 жыл бұрын
She's like that on every podcast episode she's been on. Spends twenty minutes talking about how somebody's name is weird or something when Joey is in the midst of the heaviest story ever.
@watwatintheface4 жыл бұрын
2 in the afternoon and I’m high lol
@lmotley232 жыл бұрын
We definitely need a movies on this dude's life
@annamarie81685 жыл бұрын
Joey Bananas Lmao
@mr.anonymous55014 жыл бұрын
9:45 she asks how much a gram of coke was back in the day, Joey says $100, then she realises she doesn't want people thinking she knows what a gram costs these days, which she probably doesn't, but she got mixed up and ended up saying she didn't know how much 100 grams or coke cost today.