John Christian 3 is Finally Here

[@darthcypher2301]

"Here i sit broken hearted, tried to shit only farted" absolute godly prayer.

[@banaanzxcvbnm]

god must have noticed that he couldn't recall any prayers so he beamed it straight into his head.

[@NormalOnion]

"Went back to class and took a chance tried to fart, and shit my pants"

[@siz4rr]

amazing how they've made three games off of charlie's ancient adventures. truly touching

[@chrispy780]

​@@p-__ok. I'm listening

[@chrispy780]

@AarushKumar-sf1vk wdym?

[@xanapy]

@AarushKumar-sf1vkbros mad😂

[@DarkestFaerie]

@AarushKumar-sf1vkhuh

[@grantreisz3086]

I'm surprised we've only gotten 3 of them so far. this series deserves a final fantasy amount of games

[@common3480]

It’s because satanists, charlatans, and sinners are trying to stop the good spread of this biblical literature!

[@Kingnothing7x]

I for one can't wait for Jon Christian 13-2

[@FectoElfilin]

If they polished up the game, I can actually see this being pretty nice.

[@Cenentury0941]

@@FectoElfilin I'm sorry bro, but polishing a turd won't do much.

[@whitemamba0089]

Takes many years to make a game of this caliber can't rush the process

[@deadfish45films]

As a fellow Christian, I can confirm this is what our lives our like when we go out on missions. Non-christians cant see these powers because they have to convert.

[@rundown132]

can you rapture me

[@Subnoa]

@@rundown132 what

[@chrispified]

@@rundown132 i may only be christian in name, but i can still send you to heaven

[@aceghost1074]

True. I remember my first 1500 eraesque demon conquest

[@TravisWayne254]

If non christians were able to see Christians bring down golden armor from heaven while doing anime power ups and preaching from the bible, i feel like there would probably be more Christians.

[@basu3659]

At 2:54 i couldnt pull myself together when the guy randomly changes skin colour and naruto-ing his way into heaven

[@elgestrazoer2833]

Prove that being white automatically sends you to Hell when you die, unless you are blessed by John.

[@edgelorddragneel1142]

Changing skin colour was biblically accurate

[@GPAMONEY]

The trilogy we all needed.

[@Darth_Niki4]

The Holy Trinity! Played and tested by Jesus himself! 🙌

[@ZGame98]

but we never asked for

[@guillermo218883]

But not the one we deserved

[@soggybiscotti8425]

Was it though...

[@darelcream]

What an amazing trilogy, this will score a 100% on the moist meter for sure!

[@MeretHeret]

If we’re being honest. 420%

[@gabrieljenkins2970]

My FaRtS aRe BeTtEr ThAn

[@PorkChopper.]

It will score a mega moist!

[@jessemach5817]

People are playing modern warfare 3 but what the people want is games like John Christian 3

[@Alexminecrafter1]

this trilogy makes me laugh so hard

[@johnl5350]

You know shits wild when you can't tell if this is totally sincere or absurd satire. I'm still not sure.

[@StealthyDead]

Charlie never fails to Christian our Johns

[@Toebor-sz2lv]

My farts are better than Charlie's farts

[@damjanp7920]

@@Toebor-sz2lv perfect comedic timing Sir

[@OgSuda]

@@damjanp7920that's a bot

[@MrgreenurPastures]

"You can't really fail, you keep going till you win" spoken like a true Christian

[@Officially_Nuts1234]

so motivational ☠️

[@mish375]

Charlie channelling Jesus even though he's an atheist. Interesting combination.

[@geosmh]

i needed a 3rd john christian in these hard times

[@polartechie]

🙏

[@micooo22]

a men brother

[@Darktanyan]

Press 0 to pray

[@purpleabyss2587]

when i thought my life couldnt get any better this game dropped and brought a whole new meaning to better

[@purpleabyss2587]

@@p-__ nothong beats the farts of Jesus

[@redlac163]

John Christian is truly one of the games ever made!

[@Freekymoho]

I love that you can tell clearly the flavour of crazy the dev is

[@I-VisiBomb-I]

I like how they keep it true to lore that he speaks hebrew when he uses his powers.

[@Cfowlerx]

Honestly same

[@TheRealZazaExpert]

I thought he was speaking Portugese

[@levibutinroblox477]

i love that jujutsu kaisen reference "he pulled me into his domain expansion!" just started jjk a couple days ago.

[@Joshua-fz5zx]

The devs need to make a sci-fi Bibleman game next. They could even eventually make a Christian super smash bros with John, Bibleman, and veggie tales characters.

[@tikalthewhimsicott2736]

Wasn't there already a sci-fi Bible game called Captain Bible? Brutal Moose made a review on it years back

[@Joshua-fz5zx]

@@tikalthewhimsicott2736 oh my God, that's incredible! That unlocked some odd memories from this Christian book store in my home town called 'the potter's house'. I want to play that game 😂

[@CrustyFox87]

2:02 He’s asserting dominance

[@ScorchedAce94]

Charlie's prayer touched the souls of many 😂

[@MewPurPur]

"If it ain't broke don't fix it" The cow in my game that I managed to implement movement, but it walks on its udders:

[@Cenentury0941]

That's udderly ridiculous. No need to fix a feature like that.

[@bryantrodriguez6288]

I like how John Christian has a sword but just boxes everyone while severing his own head repeatedly

[@nostromocult1280]

My screen has never been so bright and so dark at the same time till now

[@Gwyn1stborn]

2:32 youtube went to ad as Charlie was stuttering through this awkwardly worded line. Perfection

[@dogmadude1399]

It’s cool how within a minute of release, a thousand people decided to click on this vid at the very same time

[@jerama]

You can't just drop a John Christian sequel on us without any kind of announcement, Charlie.

[@darkmaster2974]

I loved that Charlie is more excited at this game rather than more anticipated games by other people

[@NaudVanDalen]

It's an honor to watch the first John Christian 3 let's play of all time.

[@akihikohoshide3964]

9:36 “Get Outta Town” Me: THUGGING WIT MY ROUND , MY COOCHIE PINK MY BOOTYHOLE BROWN

[@thecruzer5856]

why do im a bit convinced that the guy that made this game actly watch Charlie stream and videos lmao

[@paccymaccy235]

6:04 inspirational

[@MaybeOrangeJuice]

Really impressed with how they adapted the Bridge to Hell scene. I didn't think it would work in videogame format, but I'm glad I was wrong.

[@frz_candy2385]

2:54 I like how the brother turns into Kanye West as he ascends to heaven

[@CarlosianBigWang]

I get genuinely hyped up in my head, than realized holy shit this man got me excited about John Christian 3

[@Wheatonplate4683]

Seeing Jesus himself react to john's adventure is truly touching

[@MFBloosh]

I love how Christians a lot of times wont let their kids watch something like Harry Potter because of "magic" but then make shit like this where the protagonist has the magical abilities of every single Greek God 😂

[@Glitch_in_the_Matrix]

Mega Christian Strict Parents. Also the ones that don't let people watch Ghosts like Casper

[@moist_captain]

I can see why, but at the same time it's a movie. Depends on the kids age I suppose.

[@royalgelly8948]

these types of parents lowkey do not exist anymore anywhere. they let em get away with too much shit that they shouldnt even be able to touch.

[@JBLilPaper]

@@royalgelly8948clearly you’ve never met my parents

[@HydraHolden]

My parents and I make it a tradition to binge the Harry Potter series every Christmas season. I’m sorry if you had strict parents, mine are strong Christians but are normal unlike yours. Sadge

[@crablord777]

Finally dude I’ve been waitin.

[@ShaquilleOatmeal849]

How can people say Christianity is fake when John Christian 1.0, 2.0 and 3.0 exist in all it's glory.

[@KrucialKenn-]

9:43 “Wow, this is gonna be miserable.” Still sounds like a good time to me 😄

[@JimmySmiggles]

Charlie has true power of prayer. As soon as he said farted my dog let one rip so loud it scared her. The timing was nothing more than a miracle 😂

[@joshm3484]

I love how before the final boss battle he shouts "IN THE BEGINNING, THERE WAS CHAOS. NOW, IT'S REVELATION TIME!" before he charges his Christ Laser. Truely epic Wait, is John a kid? I'm not sure how I feel about that. The Church and little boys have a troubled history.

[@itWaf]

your view count is the number of lives you've saved now. Very touching, thank you moisture messiah

[@Macho_Fantastico]

The fact that John Christian 3 isn't part of the GOTY discussion, is an utter disgrace.

[@gamer-san8923]

John Christian and Doom Eternal have two very different tones and yet they're the most religious games you can play.

[@taco-bellleftovers1816]

I can’t believe they still haven’t patched the exploit where players can walk on water.

[@marzialalfonzocanada888]

already 100x better than the walking dead destinies

[@Fiascodini]

I've been waiting for this since John Christian 2 and his classic "hyah's" spreading the word of God. Another Beezlebub!

[@jordsterroa]

John Christian 3 is Finally Here

[@avramcs]

4:56 “sounds like when Iron man shows off the Jericho missile system” lmao idk why but that made me laugh so hard

[@styft]

What a journey, probably the best trilogy in gaming history and we were here for it...

[@CrustyFox87]

John Christian, aka "Faith, The Abhorrent Trilogy" XD

[@TRONN_CATT]

Yes i feel like ive been waiting for this my entire life john Christian returns

[@DawnOfTheOzz]

We are truly blessed to see the continuing story of John Christian.

[@Mirristal]

I can’t believe I missed John Christian 3

[@JeanFelipe-t3w]

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[@MVIVN]

Idk why when Charlie said "are dragons demonic?" it sent me into a 5-minute fit of laughter 🤣

[@thebosstin2420]

The guy who made this is wayyy too good at vfx. It's honestly impressive

[@alexakaa.charlesross8919]

This honestly looks miles better than Gollum, Kong and Walking Dead.

[@ArtemisKornilus]

The biggest series on KZbin right here

[@TheMegatonBomb]

Me watching this I think counts as me attending church on a Sunday, so I think I am safe LOL. 11:42 Well, Charlie that's why we need diamonds like you to make those walk-throughs. It takes a very special person to play through a very questionable game. Not everyone has nerves of steel like you to go through an entire game like this.

[@Plumpyfoo]

By far my favorite series of games you have played

[@TheTHutch23]

Happy to see a return, but can you give an update to Max trying to reach you directly?

[@codmaiden5393]

"Here I sit broken-hearted, tried to shit but only farted."

[@moist666]

Blaze your glory🧔🏻‍♀️

[@bryanpineda2096]

Blaze your glory

[@hzjake]

Hallelujah

[@pootzmagootz]

Blize yer Gloru

[@TitaniumTurbine]

A Charles Manson emoji? That’s so cool!

[@livinlife-robloxnstuff8568]

the dev is genuinely getting better. i predict John Cristian 4 will be a triple AAA game.

[@Madchris8828]

Absolutely😂

[@FacterinoCommenterino]

Today's Fact: The 'Villisca Axe Murders' in 1912 involved the gruesome killing of an entire family in their Iowa home, with no clear explanation for the perpetrator.

[@Byeguys32466]

Lame

[@Skies1948]

quit yapping

[@ludisom9529]

i remember that

[@LeastNationalistPole]

​@@Byeguys32466"WAAAHH STOP SPREADING INFORMATION!!! WAHHH!!!"

[@Byeguys32466]

@@LeastNationalistPole😂

[@ziumbalapl]

>Darkness >Deer This new Alan Wake spinoff is weird

[@obi-jaun971]

John Christian 3 is the Maximus in the trilogy that has been preached about for years. Thank you Father for this prophecy

[@inksplosiongames]

My favorite part is the bear knuckle boxing with a sword bit. I also quite like how he continuously slashes his face while walking.

[@FetusDeletus_E]

John christian is the hero we wanted, didn't deserve, but still got, because even if he's too good for us, his love is unending and he will help us no matter what.

[@nottoday728]

I've been waiting for this video for days

[@vincentnguyen777]

It's so wholesome to watch Jesus play wholesome games. 😊

[@mrmonkey445]

i’ve been waiting for this

[@soulpolska2046]

This is definitely the moment in gaming!

[@amberdesjarlais1823]

4:19: That Dead Island thug screamo tho.... lol!

[@just-shaquille]

Absolutely stunning, 10/10, healed my soul

[@keewffbywrhathrrd3603]

this is a surprise, the return of Mr Christian himself

[@jaredbeavers4272]

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG FINALLY JOHN CHRISTIAN IS BACK

[@DrNothing23]

Yay!! Hey, Charlie! Is this game series secretly about a religious bathroom?

[@DogFish_20A]

8:05 awesome pray charlie

[@sychepsk]

Obrigado por jogar essa obra prima Charles

[@KrucialKenn-]

2:45 🤣🙄 I think you over did it. Too much sauce?🤣✨🛐 Mobile game ads be like: Lvl 0 to Lvl 999

[@MrBud85]

As an Athiest, this is my favorite series

[@johannderjager4146]

No joke, there are some good Christian games. The vast majority Veggie Tales naturally, but Catechumen is a great Doom-like where you go around shooting enemies with the power of the Holy spirit from swords.

[@WhaddupImTopher]

Thank God Athiests can enjoy things too

[@killcodecharlie]

@@WhaddupImTopher thank who?

[@TheRealZazaExpert]

​@@killcodecharlie thank God I'm Atheist

[@SapienSafari]

Omg I literally screamed when I saw this. My Sunday just got so much better.

[@erops7933]

Unironically an open world game where you power up and transform would go insanely hard

[@TaterTonic]

Yo, is that John Christian 3? I've been waiting for this!

[@AngryBulldogGaming]

Holy shit i've been waiting 10 years for this game

[@Wizardbeard91]

I'm convinced Charlie in secret donates to the development of these games lmao

[@reaperbifrostgoofy663]

When is John Christian 4 faith and fighting gonna come out

[@kimbonguno4741]

He healed him so good that he became a Black guy and directly went to heaven 💀💀💀

[@couchoclocknews]

I’m always hyped when Charlie plays John Cristian, like I’m fr sucked into the world of John Cristian

[@slippers4xmas631]

I hope he's asked to play him when this inevitably hits the big screen

[@HairyJuan]

Yeah it's like I can feel John Christian inside of me

[@flashdr1ve]

if you like the games you should read the manga, its called The Bible

[@slippers4xmas631]

How are you pronouncing that? The Bib...The Bibble? That doesn't sound right. Something must've been lost in translation@@flashdr1ve

[@couchoclocknews]

@@flashdr1ve the Netflix adaptation is better

[@starpete123]

Can't wait for john Christian 4

[@h2onovid919]

Ngl I was more hyped for John Christian 3 then modern Warfare 3

[@mehakverma7043]

Is Charlie gonna talk about the new MamaMax vid?

[@ennuiblue4295]

I don't think he should, Max didn't do himself any favors with that manipulative maneuver. Even his own supporters don't agree with it (me included)

[@mehakverma7043]

@@ennuiblue4295 You're right

[@obsu]

@@ennuiblue4295 child molestors win i guess

[@mehakverma7043]

@@ennuiblue4295 He ended up talking about it in his stream, I just recorded it loosely with my phone and uploaded it on my channel so you can see what he said about it. He blamed it on covid, which is kinda weird bec he still make videos when he had covid, like with the sssniperwolf-jacksfilms doxxing stuff

[@j.e.t.v4016]

"which particle effects do you want to use?" "yes"

[@pineappleexpress2683]

The game we all anticipated for and its finally out

[@myriapodia]

😂😂😂😂

[@Shaughn21]

2:55 lmao

[@Flame-Cat]

This is a very great presentation of the spiritual forces we fight against! 🔥❤🕊 "For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places." (Ephesians 6:12) Amen!

[@ytnukesme1600]

8:05 amen, brother.

[@ragnardf9117]

This truly makes me proud to be a catholic christian

[@Hugh.G.Rectionx]

Catholics aren't real Christians. the protestant reformation led humanity back to the right path. You cant buy your way into heaven with gold.

[@supersayian193]

Why ya got a crappy ass game? Lmao

[@AsheTehFox]

bro is proud to believe in sky fairys lmao

[@Hugh.G.Rectionx]

@@AsheTehFox hows your sky fairies doing?

[@johnxina-uk8in]

​@@AsheTehFoxlow iq statement

[@Justaguynamedcam]

Fun fact - a scary amount of Americans think that if they pray hard enough, they will live out this game. Chringetianity at its finest.

[@sousukesagara193]

"I'm praying! nothing happens" This game is pretty realistic I guess