John Oliver Never Thought He'd Have To Care About Trump

When John Oliver was on the Late Show back in the fall, he didn't care about Donald Trump. Now, sadly, he has to.
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Stephen Colbert took over as host of The Late Show on Tuesday, Sept. 8, 2015. Colbert is best known for his work as a television host, writer, actor, and producer, and best known for his charity work teaching English as a second language on Tunisian date farms. Prior to joining the CBS family -- and being officially adopted by network president Les Moonves -- Colbert helmed “The Colbert Report,” which aired nearly 1,500 episodes and required Stephen to wear nearly 1,500 different neckties. The program received two Peabody Awards, two Grammy Awards, and several unwelcome shoulder massages. It won two Emmys for Outstanding Variety Series in 2013 and 2014, both of which appear to have been lost in the move. Colbert is pronounced koʊlˈbɛər, according to Wikipedia. His understudy is William Cavanaugh, who will be hosting The Late Show approximately one third of the time. Good luck, Bill!"

[@samarsanderz]

"If Jay-Z wears it, we'd run out. If his wife does, we're no longer a TV show, we're a hat company now". Absolute hilarity.

[@christuathail9527]

I hate the word hilarity... just say "This is hilarious."

[@rachelciel3330]

@@christuathail9527 Get a life instead of getting bothered by a word. Pathetic.

[@jacobsnow6485]

Rachel Dewinata get a life instead of getting bothered by someone getting bothered by a word. Ridiculous

[@jacobsnow6485]

Colin Cleveland yeah man I read the Bible

[@TogetherAtLast]

🤣

[@isliofficial]

Fuck it. John Oliver for President...

[@yolomaster4593]

YES

[@PigsBeFlying]

+B______ F________ defaq is wrong with you

[@isliofficial]

Well considering it was a joke and probably won't ever happen anyway it seems you're jimmies are rustled for no particular reason. B______ F________

[@SubZeroDestruction]

Morgan... Freeman.. Thats all i gota say

[@rikuddou]

+Joshua Cleveland Oh man! .. can you imagine? First Speech: "Let me be clear with all of you, WE. ARE. FUCKED!"

[@jspres86]

Somewhere Jon Stewart is watching this and going, "....my children..."

[@phudiecghvn]

not really Stephen Colbert has same age as Jon (52 and 53) He worked in The Daily Show even before Jon (1997, Jon joined in 1999)

[@kitsunefire1]

+Hỗn Tạp You must be fun at parties

[@phudiecghvn]

nope, that's the the fact. I think it's unfair to say Colbert is some kind of "a child of Stewart"

[@taylorsmith777]

Yess!!!

[@phudiecghvn]

Colbert, Noah, Oliver hay trước đây là Stewart mình đều xem hết nha :D

[@NightCoreElement]

"we invented words we'll tell you how they're supposed sound" omg yes

[@herrfriberger5]

Many of them have changed rather heavily since they were invented, though. The Americans often use an older pronunciation than the English.

[@naesamuels5131]

+Sven Ekeberg one would think it's the other way around. good to know.

[@jameslegrand848]

+Nae Samuels I'm pretty sure it is.

[@herrfriberger5]

James Legrand What makes you say that?

[@naesamuels5131]

***** he means the English invented words.

[@abbypullen9499]

Literally love Oliver so much

[@chriseflores5253]

LUERALLY

[@chriseflores5253]

LUERALLY

[@flipphoneproductions8404]

+Ferris Vueller You are "Mis-Educated". So funny when stupid people claim others are stupid

[@SaetherOfficial]

+Ferris Vueller as opposed to believing Trump...

[@trootrooper]

+Ferris Vueller He does satire and uses facts to back up what he has to say, if you ignore factual information you are ignorant.

[@rhysbriden5777]

"Could this happen in England?" Borris: "Hold my hobnobs."

[@Pistolemaster]

Rhys 95 Hold my wiff-waffs

[@RayBetterThanEvilCanival]

I give this comment 5/5 Jeff Goldblums

[@SaraWolffs]

The similarity is almost entirely superficial. Boris is a career politician who knowingly plays the buffoon to deflect suspicion. Objectionable in his own way, but nothing like the loudmouthed loose cannon running the US.

[@connorbennett2825]

no its rich tea or digestives

[@Ubique2927]

We have seen communism in action. It is dangerous and simply does not work.

[@ReinEngel]

One of the many reasons I respect Oliver is that when talking about bits he has done, he always says "we" because he knows many, many people work behind the scenes to make his show possible, and he never undersells them or puts himself above them.

[@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n]

2 YEARS ago and 183 Likes WITH NO REPLY ??! *NANI ?!*

[@arysnaza9329]

Until you mentioned I look back you ate tight he always says we..even in Emmy award or Peabody award

[@t_jupe5291]

Shut up

[@shannond7437]

Nailed it!

[@TotallyOKAYProductions]

ary Snaza in this year’s Emmys he let the writers speak and accept the award

[@Bones-and-Coal]

They both look so much younger. It has been a very, very, very long four years.

[@winnifredforbes8712]

Lianna The entire world has aged in the past four years!

[@OrigamiMarie]

I like the quip that I've seen around the internet lately. Most presidents age a couple decades in office. Trump is causing everybody else to age a couple decades while he's in office

[@hollyyork1164]

Yet Trump hasn't aged much at all compared to past presidents during their administration. 😂😭

[@winnifredforbes8712]

Holly York Because he has no conscience!

[@hollyyork1164]

@@winnifredforbes8712 agree! Plus, he doesn't take the job seriously. All he worries about is optics! Oh, and ratings which are optics-related! 😅😢

[@CJusticeHappen21]

Mr. Bean should have started speaking a long time ago. He's hilarious!

[@brianjosephnelson6213]

lol

[@yolomaster4593]

that's not mr.bean, it's john oliver

[@kaneda7368]

+YOLO MASTER caught the b8 m8?

[@adrianlyacon5809]

+YOLO MASTER I would hope you were kidding but with a name like that...

[@yolomaster4593]

+Adrian lyacon you hope I was kidding?

[@basicnpcc]

Bernie 2016!!!!

[@thescorpion3098]

#FEELTHEBERN

[@lsmite1778]

+Hiram E they make cream for that...

[@DEJAVUDragonAura]

#FeelTheBern

[@brianjosephnelson6213]

+TheGoldfish you mean the toilet bowl?

[@doyouknowwhatithink6561]

# Make america great for once.

[@neilsamuel5268]

They had no idea.

[@saitamatrash2527]

+MEO Media pretty sure the founders came up with that first. Around the time your country came to be we still had kings and queens in full power with a sidelined parliament.

[@glennwatson]

TheRoyce4 The only scenario I can think of (if it's similar to the Australian voting system) is a hung parliament. Eg where either major party failed to get enough votes and have to get support from the independents or minor parties. Definitely not capable of getting the millions difference tho.

[@tymonpiorowski6724]

Of course not. Just two fucking useless cunts talking inside tv studio. Wheo the fuck cares?

[@david0aloha]

+TheRoyce4 The point is that the chances of winning government under a Westminster-based system with a smaller proportion of the vote than a losing party is incredibly small since we only have first past the post at the local riding level as opposed to the state/province level.

[@glennwatson]

If you take into account votes only of the two parties involved, in Australian 1990 Liberals won the popular vote against Labor by 0.39%. In Australia 1998 Labor had the popular vote against Liberals by 3.85%. In the 2016 US election Hilliary had the popular vote against Donald by 4.35%. Worth noting Australia has mandatory voting of it's citizens so more representative of it's citizens.

[@rockycycle2682]

"We invented the words, we'll tell you how they're supposed to sound" lol

[@sharinlite]

Really? Stupid is as stupid does...they two make it really real!

[@peterpiper7441]

Ir's interesting that the English take this sort of attitude with America, but they don't dare to do it with the Scots or the Irish who also speak English.

[@LouisKing995]

Peter Piper well Anglo Saxons settled in the southern portions of Scotland at the same time as they were settling in the land that would be called England. scots-English was evolving with its Celtic and Nordic influences as its own language variation at the same time as Middle English was developing in England. So we technically have equal right to say it how we wish. The Irish are a bit different since they were actually colonised like the US was.

[@peterpiper7441]

The US was not 'colonised' in the same sense however The original settlers of the US were British settlers and continued being British citizens for the next 150 years until the US was founded. That is different from what happened in Ireland or India.

[@LouisKing995]

Peter Piper not entirely different. The northern Irish were British, In particular English settlers sent over specifically to rule over the rest of Ireland.

[@SamMasghati]

Put Stephen Colbert, Jon Stewart, John Oliver and Trevor Noah in a Room. I would watch that non-stop

[@bari891]

+Sam Masghati minus trevor noah

[@SamMasghati]

+Erik Ramirez Trevor has his own kind of humour. Look at him with fresh eyes, I promise you, you'll love him

[@ki-lezf1926]

+Sam Masghati I am south african and i dont agree with that. #BenchNoah.

[@audreypalomar4171]

+Sam Masghati Agree.

[@ShrooMIR05]

+Sam Masghati Steve Carell, come on,

[@gnikhciilonacoynif99]

You guys are saying it wrong, it's not Donald Trump 2016, it's Donald Trump 1946-2016

[@Ishaninja]

Lol.

[@Withnail1969]

+Finyocano ML Reported to the FBI and Secret Service. Enjoy your ruined career.

[@holyteejful]

+Withnail1969 whom do u know in secret service and FBI lol? Besides its not a threat, and you would all be wasting your time reacting to ppl saying things like this, it's everywhere

[@chickeninferno2758]

+Withnail1969 lmao the secret service will shut down his KZbin account. He will regret making a sarcastic comment on an online video for the rest of his life!!

[@thediiviide9037]

Filed a tip to the FBI

[@arihantayyagari5497]

3:58 "current presidents...candidates." HE FUCKIN JINXED IT

[@oussama1305]

Arihant Bhamidipati I've waited till after the elections to come back here, you my friend just burned me !

[@OfLanceTheLonginus]

Good god

[@vinnyibarra]

I thought that too...

[@lucianhull5656]

Oof, how bad it has been

[@faith121]

The fear in his eyes when he said that, like "God I hope I never have to say that for real."

[@syd5380]

in retrospect, John saying “current president” with the hand sanitizer on the seat next to him makes this feel very prophetic lol

[@marcelomeinberg7863]

"We invented the words we'll tell you how trey're supposed to sound" hahaha that was great

[@RealTalkWithSSG]

+Marcelo Meinberg Yeah. XD

[@RustyTube]

+Marcelo Meinberg They stole the word _process_ from Latin and massacred its pronunciation. The American pronunciation is actually closer to the original Latin.

[@wickedwitch877]

+Kat W ITS A JOKE KATHY

[@wickedwitch877]

***** Yes Kate, take a chill pill homie

[@wickedwitch877]

***** I love that tho. Im just too hungover

[@diegosanchez894]

HBO: hats for Beyoncé organization

[@sumairb9978]

*woah*

[@JAM609]

Holy shit two amazing hosts right next to each other!!!

[@kevinferguson2799]

True dat

[@andrejoseph5879]

+Imran Khan does it feel weird knowing nothing at all? Because you clearly don't know the fuck your talking about :)

[@willclark950]

+Imran Khan they are talking about you?

[@Bashar021]

Jon Stewart must have felt like a proud dad, watching this interview!

[@crazyaaliyahcharger]

+hvaså deer lol ikr

[@lordsxman]

Somewhere Jon Stewart is gushing like a proud father.

[@shanghaiallie]

+Ursine ComicGeek John calls Stephen "Jon" at 0:18.

[@shanghaiallie]

+Ursine ComicGeek John calls Stephen "Jon" at 0:18.

[@evseay9556]

+shanghaiallie no john was pretending to be Stephen so him saying john was referencing himself not Stewart

[@3ADWOLF]

"We invented words, we'll tell you how they're supposed to sound" LEGEND! The guy speaks the truth.

[@LulzRoyce]

+Toma “HeavyCake” Hawk Not quite. As much as I love him, no. If they invented the true way how to pronounce English, why is it that the second any English singer begins to sing - ACCENT GONE! TADA! If the English "Accent" was the true way to speak, then singing would also be in a british accent. Yet nope, both American and English singers sing without a British accent, because that's what it truly is, an ACCENT.

[@TomCatFromMA]

+LulzRoyce Oh, lawzy! You are so confused. British people often sing with an "American" accent because it sells records better. It's all about the money, sonny. (GIANT EYE ROLL)

[@mauriciocoronel3248]

+LulzRoyce Haven't you listened to The Kooks or should I say The "Kiks"?

[@NiteSaiya]

+Toma “HeavyCake” Hawk The original English pronunciation is the American one. British English changed after the 1700s as a wave of fad accents spread across England because some people thought they sounded more refined with the fake accent, mostly based off of French. This fakery was so widespread it became the actual English accent. So when the word "process", which is from the Latin "procere" via the French "proces" and the English "proceed", made it to English, it was during the Middle English period of time, which means the American pronunciation would've been the correct one for most of the English history of the word. Because the English spoke in accents very close to the modern American accent throughout that time. Consider neutral American English, with no southern or west coast or appalachian accent, to be a time capsule. Because the mainstream American English accent is what the English settlers brought over, before the English developed their current accent. If you really wanna nitpick, it should be pronounced /proːˈkes.sus/, [proːˈkɛs.sʊs], or "pro-kes-soos". That's the oldest known version of the word, in Latin. The "r" was pronounced with an alveolar tap at the front of the mouth rather than in the throat as English normally forms it, the "o" was pronounced like "oh", and the "c" was a hard "k" sound.

[@3ADWOLF]

LulzRoyce that doesn't prove anything. Singing involves using words to a beat so words are made longer or shorter to fit. The rhythm of the word is changed from its original form making people sound "American" because Americans don't pronounce words fully when speaking.

[@hsmrmae]

I love them separately!!! but I ADORE them together!!!

[@LulzRoyce]

+hsmrmae I don't know man. I'm sensing a tad bit of jealousy from Colbert. I honestly think Oliver is more witty and smart-funny. Though Colbert is great on his own for sure. But I sensed a little bit of competition between these two now - starting from the "Just let me handle this for you" and from then on I feel like Colbert was a little threatened that Oliver is becoming this gigantic success. The two don't even run the same show-medium, though both political. Was interesting to watch..

[@radiantphoenix_5147]

Could England have a candidate like Trump? *Boris Johnson has entered the chat*

[@abuaseel01]

I came down looking for a comment like this, lol

[@TW-by6oh]

They should. Parliament wouldn't be a wax museum.

[@billybuckley684]

Boris is very different from trump, Boris is an experienced politician who makes himself look like a bafoon as a tactic to relate to working british class but trump is just a bafoon.

[@selahanany5645]

@@billybuckley684 oliver actually made a video where he claimed that hes actually pretending to be smart and just pretending to be dumb, to hide the fact that he actually has no idea what hes doing.

[@billybuckley684]

Sela Hanany I know but Boris hasn’t done a bad job yet and I don’t agree with JO on everything but I still like him and think he’s funny

[@plentyofmalk9130]

'We invented words, we'll tell you how they sound' needs to be Oxford Dictionary's new slogan.

[@lloyda620]

Do you think Jon is at home watching these two like a proud papa?

[@pacmanshooter247]

+lloyda620 Don't think so. He said in an interview recently that he pretty much just watches childrens shows with his kids now.

[@GoddoDoggo]

+TimeladyRose And he does voices in them, too, apparently. I wonder if he watched himself in Gravity Falls...

[@q851230]

+Len the Trendy Tetraodontiforme John Oliver also in GF,play Sherlock Holmes

[@Azmar.]

+lloyda620 Like a proud mama hen.

[@artdog0100]

The Daily Show Television Universe. Love it.

[@stefanstankovic4781]

3:55 "...and current president. Candidates." John Oliver the Time Traveler.

[@lollmaowow2968]

Illuminati confirmed

[@Aevintyra]

It was an English plot the whole time. Brexit tanked their economy so hard, they had to weaken the US enough to recolonize it and make us pay them taxes on tea or something.

[@robertopignataro182]

4:02 john said "current president" but immediately after corrected himself and said "candidate"....well, john...you were right

[@squallleonheart8494]

lol he got scared when he said current president...hahahahah

[@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n]

*He cleared it immediately cause People did NOT get the joke he was trying to pull off* _And it became Cringeworthy_

[@orourke1972]

@@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n crazy right? It's like people knew he was going to win

[@daviddawson1313]

I love collaborations like this.

[@ottocornish]

"Buy a hat Jay-z.....let it trickle down" -that made my day lol

[@adarshv5079]

Buy the hat, Jay-Z

[@zerokmatrix]

John Oliver is just so naturally funny and quick-witted, watching him is just pure joy.

[@joeallgar8312]

Hes not that funny

[@prasanthalpha]

2:28. John, it is Jay Zed, not Jay Zee. :D

[@doctamic]

jay-z

[@yashamin95]

+doctamic in england and some of other countries the z alphabet is pronounced "zed"

[@ArchefluxxMusic]

+Yash Amin Being from said England, no zee is not pronounced 'zed' here. We're not taught that, and we don't use that in practice.

[@Sootielove]

+Archefluxx Returns We're taught 'zed' where I'm from and I've never heard another British person say it any different.

[@yashamin95]

Archefluxx Returns oh nvm then I don't know because when I was studying in India they use zed and I thought they got that from the british nvm I take my comment back

[@XoneXofXaXkind]

I'm a simple creature, I see John Oliver, Stephen Colbert I watch

[@Yourrrr]

i cried at the beyonce hat manufacturing company joke omggg

[@KonohaElite14]

"We invented words we'll tell you how their suppose to sound" - THE EMPIRE

[@FhtagnCthulhu]

+Jordan Green *they're

[@MimiYuYu]

+Mr.Aptronym we'll tell you how it's spelled!

[@ZER0--]

English is from Latin and Greek, via the Germanic, with some some Norman, Norse, and a few other bits thrown in. English is a mongrel language. A great language but certainly borrowed rather than invented.

[@ZER0--]

Wrong, on two counts. He said "...how they are are supposed to sound". And even if he said what you thought he said, he would have said "...spelt..." cos no one in England says "...spelled....".

[@aninlashkar7395]

Jordan Green Stick that on a hat..

[@jauipop]

Need to see... Whole... Interview... Now...

[@adriandurlej9266]

Who doesn't love John Oliver? Honestly, this guy is a legend.

[@TomCatFromMA]

+Just Focus and Observe JUST FOCUS AND OBSERVE AND KEEP YOUR TWO FINGERS OFF THE FUCKING KEYBOARD. You are SO ignorant and starving for attention. Will this comment be enough for you, sad sack? Not likely.

[@TomCatFromMA]

***** Your comment speaks for itself.

[@TomCatFromMA]

*****

[@russianbot2179]

+Adrian Durlej I don't love him. He is extremely biased and uses cheap tactics to try to push his points.

[@fuppetti]

+Adrian Durlej Too progressive for me ;) *he believes in so much SJW bs

[@p_davidson]

Why is there hand sanitizer on the other seat?

[@Bleeuuggh]

For Bill O' Reilly

[@elliotw.888]

Stephen was sick that day

[@SigfridsTardis]

He's representing the hood now.

[@bowdennthani732]

Imagine answering this question in April 2020! Oh wait...

[@endermeap6488]

Oh boy has this comment aged beautifully

[@angelofsarcasm4924]

These 2 together with Jon Stewart would be unstoppable!

[@JavierPerez-cx4jw]

Dude, go watch an episode of the daily show.

[@angelofsarcasm4924]

Javier Perez I meant him, Jon Stewart, and John Oliver running their own show.

[@DippKlippGuy]

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart?

[@amaka637]

OH HELL YES!

[@NerdEnthusiast]

It's so fun seeing John Oliver and Stephen Colbert together. Thanks to Jon Stewart they're practically brothers.

[@mikecantreed]

John Oliver's show is incredible. It's a shame to see Colbert hasn't hit his stride in thr same way. I guess a lot of it has to do with the fact that he's hamstrung by network TV.

[@Anfubvinch]

+mikecantreed Colbert's former show was a massive hit. He's still funny but the writing is terrible now

[@Nephtys1]

+mikecantreed he has to play nice with the right to make up for his former sins. The Colbert Report is still an open wound in the right wing. His brilliance still comes through when having interviews.

[@fl00d69]

+Nephtys I think it's more likely its just advertising $. Why would he actually care about offended republicans? They're barely even human beings.

[@Dazen101]

+mikecantreed I seriously think the reason the show isn't as good is because of the length (30min vs an hour) and it's 5 days vs 4 days. He still has his moments but they're less frequent.

[@adj789]

+mikecantreed ya the Late show now just seems like a watered down Colbert Report

[@McCarthyJohn100]

These two are both legendary and deserve to be honored for their work in comedy journalism

[@darkprose]

Oliver's reaction to his own joke at 4:52 is worth the world. It's like he upset himself a little bit.

[@seameus91]

I would love to see more of these 2 geniuses

[@tsi2467]

+Seameus *geniuses?*

[@seameus91]

TSI yeah they are brilliant!

[@tsi2467]

Seameus How? You do know they're just comedians?

[@RonPaulRevolution500]

I loved this interview. My respect for Oliver skyrocketed after seeing him make Colbert look a chump. (Love Colbert, but his Hillary loving ass has been pissing me off lately) Oliver keeps it real, and is dedicated to bringing us FACTS. Not one sided, group opinionated bullshit. He went HARD on Trump, and there's no argument from Trump supporters. Everything he presented in that bit was FACT.

[@melonyk7407]

+Steve Robinson John Oliver is basically owned by Hillary

[@tacocatsofdoom6613]

+MeloNYK 7 Wait,how?

[@PedritoElMaldito]

+El Dominator Hillary is CEO of HBO, she's also Oliver's mother. Kappa

[@HalloVasallo]

+Pedro Bear alone your profile pic+name deserve more than 1 upvote

[@jonbonesjonesjonbonesjones114]

Err no there are many videos discrediting his statements

[@SergioBonfiglio]

"Could Trump happen in England?" Now they have Boris Johnson, basically the same.

[@billybuckley684]

Boris johnson isn't that bad, He looks like a bafoon as a scheme to try win british lower class voters ( which worked ) unlike trump who is a bafoon

[@daviddelaney2407]

@@billybuckley684 ... Not being as bad as Trump is a _very_ low bar, you know. --Dave, and yet Boris has successfully oozed under it

[@billybuckley684]

David DeLaney kzbin.info/www/bejne/aJyXZWuAprasoJo this link proves that he’s far more intelligent than trump.

[@jdm90121]

"We invented words, we'll tell you how they're supposed to sound." Spoken like a true British person, John

[@lenkacfk7155]

And I bet Stephen spent the whole next night trying to come up with a comeback for that! 😄

[@christopherdavis8290]

Two masters of television. John Oliver is Britain's gift to America

[@voyagerabove4034]

+Christopher Davis They also gave us Piers Morgan. So fuck them.

[@billywarren007]

+Christopher Davis consider it our apology for Piers Morgan ;)

[@JustAnotherGuy1991]

+Billy Warren I am neither American nor British, but I find both of them truly entertaining :P

[@billywarren007]

Seq as an Englishman I can tell you now Piers Morgan is an absolute tool XD

[@christopherkaag3879]

+Christopher Davis you mean Jon Stewart's gift to America. ;)

[@thedoctor101fez]

I'm from Australia. And we thought Abbot was bad, I pity you America, I hope it doesn't come to what we all fear

[@MrSlamm3r90]

+delta38vader The whole world is doomed if Drumpf wins.

[@tricemurdaa1868]

+Daniel B How so?

[@aidanruth9840]

Have you never heard of Obama, he put our country 20 trillion dollars in debt top

[@besthusbando9328]

+thedoctor101fez Abbot did nothing wrong

[@seconds8340]

+Aidan Ruth Shit really did hit the fan for America...

[@melissadelgado7151]

😂😂😂 when he says " if his Wife wears the hat we're no longer a TV show we are a hat manufacturing company " lol!!

[@Ruddpocalypse]

"Take a nap" The best line I have heard

[@sammiwhite9575]

I could've just watched these two talk the entire time, I couldn't care less about the other guests

[@seameus91]

+Sammi White indeed, even if the topic was shit/boring, i would watch the crap out of it

[@jonniglover]

TRUMP 2016

[@grasshopper2462]

Lol

[@shanemcghie2839]

Drumpf/Palin 2016

[@duncanlevine4664]

Cancer 2016

[@lariksonfar]

DRUMPF 2016

[@somethingclever4563]

+Blaise Brzuchalski lmfao thank you for reminding me of that scene. I cant read it without hearing the voice ! haha

[@pdoylemi]

Well, "Brexit" proved that the British electorate can be just as stupid as ours. And Boris Johnson, one of the top Brexit leaders is LITERALLY the British Donald Trump! He even LOOKS like Trump!

[@Iudicatio]

I think most Americans are glad he didn't stay in America and become Donald Trump's VP or foreign Secretary or something.... just imagine...

[@starwarsluke2827]

Boo Brexit

[@scotcheggable]

Pat Doyle he isn't literally Donald trump, Donald is still way worse

[@pdoylemi]

scotcheggable Agreed. He is stupid and deplorable, but the more I learn of Trump, the more I wonder just how low people can go.

[@speakdino10]

Pat Doyle, the difference between our electoral system and Brexit is that Brexit ACTUALLY GOT A MAJORITY VOTE by the people, and after the stupid young people realized what they did, they petitioned parliament to strike down brexit, to which parliament said, sorry too late, you already voted to leave the European union. Here in America, a split vote caused 35% of republicans out of 100 to elect Trump to run for the party. It sucks -_-

[@christianjohn6036]

Can't wait for the next Last Week Tonight episode and Johns reaction to the new president of the US.

[@PramitChatterjee1993]

I think he is going to start it by just saying FUCK!

[@deamon6681]

Maybe something along the lines of: "Wellcome everybody to last week tonight, I'm your host john oliver, and let me start with this: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG YOU YOU AMERICA?" * jumps up and angrily slamps fists onto his table *

[@jiggely_spears]

Followed by Drumpf issuing an Executive Order banning British comedians from the USA

[@buxxi90]

There was an episode after the election, though.

[@holocenemammal882]

It would be wise to present another topic.

[@jpeglightnin]

he looks like a pokemon trainer...

[@marcelomeinberg7863]

+Ruari O'Doubhlain why is this so accurate??lol

[@violettaschmieder2096]

+Ruari O'Doubhlain He looks like super mario!

[@imveryangryitsnotbutter]

+Ruari O'Doubhlain John's got some great balls trying to pull off that look.

[@TheJapanChannelDcom]

Two of the best dudes on US TV.

[@Pro_Skillz]

TheJapanChannelDcom Best deluded liberals?

[@aybskirmish6217]

TheJapanChannelDcom you're expectations are low. These guys are losers

[@karura5135]

No

[@TurtleTimeVoiceOvers]

Oh 2016. You were so innocent and adorable.

[@enlightendbel]

Coming back to this in 2020. My lord.

[@ColoRADbro420]

these two together more please!!

[@EPSagittas]

kids want those hats...dank memes are the shit!

[@MaydayCharade]

It's so depressing watching this now, knowing all of their wonders(or nightmares) have come true.

[@ahpacific]

These two are hosts to the best two shows on TV.

[@KindaSorta451]

Jay Z better put on that damn hat

[@tszkwanwong3598]

+Sam A It's funny how both Jay-Z and Beyonce are actually trump supporters I think? I remember a piece of news saying they donated money to trump, but not he's asking for a drumpf hat?

[@danielfrazer3199]

+TSZKWAN WONG They support Clinton

[@GoddoDoggo]

+TSZKWAN WONG Jay-Z is the opposite of a Trump supporter, and Beyonce is hardline democratic.

[@tylerlewis3856]

+TSZKWAN WONG I think you have been fooled by Drumpf's statement "I have a great relationship with the blacks"

[@tszkwanwong3598]

Tyler Lewis Don't get me wrong, I never believed for a sec those ridiculous claim from trump. I do remember seeing news saying Jay z couple allegedly donating 15 million to trump, but maybe it's some faked news?

[@PiantaBroker]

I'm confused. Does the title originally say Drumpf or did my Chrome extension make it Drumpf? Either way, I'm fine with it.

[@erebos7539]

+chappelleshow21 It's the extension

[@FlorenceFox]

+chappelleshow21 xD! I have that same mystery all the time.

[@UhhIDontWipe]

+chappelleshow21 i often wonder the same thing lmao

[@vokimlong2112]

+chappelleshow21 me too, bro, me too, Oliver had spoiled us all

[@SmilingJack100]

+chappelleshow21 Extension

[@diggyk9]

these were good times...

[@OfLanceTheLonginus]

Dilan K nah now the good times roll

[@rosamar8132]

Watching this in 2021 feels odd. He won and drove us crazy for 4 years

[@Terf1988]

people are still going crazy over him

[@DanGolag]

Colbert-Oliver 2020.

[@adj789]

+Gal Dagon Olibert

[@DanGolag]

adj789 Add Sanders to the campaign and they can be Olibert and Bernie.

[@cloudmapper9501]

+Gal Dagon Stewart - Colbert 2020.

[@Phrozenpoo]

+Gal Dagon I Wish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@DanGolag]

Nikola Maticki Nah, we need Stewart back on TV more than in the wight house.

[@sarahsmith2583]

"We invented words, we'll tell you how they're supposed to sound." English language gospel my friends, fucking gospel.

[@victorraphals-kath2097]

+Alex Lopez So?

[@victorraphals-kath2097]

Deadpool I guess it does really come down to that.

[@CertifiedSociopath]

+Victor Raphals-Kath Its called as Godwin's Law.

[@sparkydeltorro]

+Alex Lopez haha, what's your point?

[@sparkydeltorro]

Alex Lopez Don't take this shit too seriously.

[@andybkhound]

'Could there be a Trump candidacy in England?' This did not age well..

[@yazzaf4776]

did he just say trump is the president 8 months before the election ended ????? JOHN OLIVER !!!! 3:58

[@webdudeman]

I know dude i played it back twice. Weird shit man his face frozen and corrected quickly... I see loose change.

[@fluffymassacre2918]

LoseControlAMVz illumaniti

[@MrAronymous]

It's rigged folks.

[@decutthroat]

I'm not big on conspiracy theories, but I am big on body language, and the guy's face reacted with panic. He knew something he wasn't supposed to say.

[@Drechuin]

Or maybe he just wanted to be sure everyone knows he was talking about Drumpg and not Obama (who was president at the time).

[@MegaChickpeas]

John Oliver. Billionaire hat-company owner.

[@HamMiju]

+Richard Abeysinghe John is gonna retire as a informative humour talk show chairman and a notorious billionaire hat seller. What a great way to retire...

[@surgicalglitch3265]

Damn when these two get together, magic happens.

[@FreakinAwesome1789]

John Oliver becoming more and more American with that chin.

[@harmolivier4544]

+Yatu Xu (ThatOneRandomSteve) maybe also a bit fat-raced

[@SigfridsTardis]

They say my chin is straight out of Hertfordshire. Is that not a compliment? What about Matt Smith? They worshiped him at Easter Island. I argue that hideous chins come from the waters of the Severn.

[@salamandastron90]

High fructose corn syrup in just about every damn thing lol. The first time I went to the States and bought a loaf of bread I was stunned at how sweet it was. I mean shit, Americans really raised the standards for stale bread and water.

[@SigfridsTardis]

I'm certain that our cuisine will improve with the Scots moving to the States.

[@billycohan6975]

That's such a good pun, I'm surprised everyone in this thread ignored it

[@gamingneeded1902]

you had no idea

[@tylerhenshaw2717]

#Trump2016 Let's take back America from the Libs!

[@sexyohhenry4192]

Drumpf sucks. You are a racist, xenophobic, sexist, biased, uneducated voter, i and i feel bad for you.

[@huitzilopochli1976]

Um do you not know about the republican majority in congress

[@CarlosVargas-jz8gl]

America was never in the "libs" hands! xD

[@Toukan77]

+Tyler Henshaw no thank you.

[@wking4699]

+#159 Croconaw hmmm, nope! #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN

[@idenhakeem3588]

Trump is the back mole of America

[@0007Shawn]

+Ieden Hameed *Orange

[@Glorious_Kim_Jong_Un]

+Ieden Hameed Cancer jokes are funny until you have it. :(

[@tiffanyalexandria303]

they are wonderfully nerdy!! I love it :D

[@lynnmccabe2449]

I love Stephen and John...great synergy and pure talent and wit! Thank you both

[@Teencat]

Nope. Vagina is a scientific term for a part of our body. No need to bleep it ^_^

[@sindri1447]

+Teencat They'd definately bleep dick or cock depending on the context at least.

[@sindri1447]

+Teencat They'd definately bleep dick or cock depending on the context at least.

[@sindri1447]

Oh right :-D

[@theepicturban]

+Arcticaz now if they had said cunt they would definitely have to censor that...

[@iZairaa]

+Teencat I think he meant bleep it because he was talking about a queen's vagina specifically.

[@KitsGravity]

Two legends sitting together. Couldn't get better!

[@travisbest9041]

"And if his wife puts it on her head..." 😂

[@shingshongshamalama]

"Could that work in the UK?" Cough cough the entire Tory party cough

[@89nekkoinu]

buy the hat JayZ!! don't think twice about it

[@cinnabubbs]

I laughed so hard because the title says "Drumpf" for me because of that John Oliver episode about the Drumpfinator.

[@ishaipicus9274]

The only thing that can be said to both of them from 2020 is: *"Ohh my sweet summer child"*

[@SoAS26]

I WANT BEYONCE TO WEAR THAT HAT...YES PLEASE!

[@buufuu8990]

what a weird life you must live

[@fortaleza9642]

I am very ashamed that Drumpf has German roots. I apologize on the behalf of Germany.

[@user-gv1fe5sz2p]

You don't need to apologize for anything just like Muslims don't have to apologize for Osama. You can't control the radical idiots of your people

[@autizmo655]

And I would guess he is ashamed that he has roots to people that kept Mother Merkel in Power...... But that is a inane thing to say only to virtue signal for oneself either way you try to push the agenda.

[@natalie651]

Um...that’s what you’re apologizing for...?

[@14gears55]

No need to apologize, but could you PLEASE take him back!!?!?

[@user-bt1cl4ex6d]

you should apologize for being the corniest nation on earth

[@adibbehroozitv6447]

I have that hat and it's magnificent!!!!!!!!!!!! #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain

[@rachelm.r.1878]

This is so sad to watch 11/6/2016... There was almost hope back then.

[@bohdilama]

John Oliver is amazing!

[@mastermarkus5307]

Rampant Trumps supporters: Please stop. There's gotta be someone better, and I think that at this point, this "someone" is _anyone_.

[@AnticAgnostic]

+Master Markus Your desperation makes me want to support Trump even more.

[@IGameChangerI]

+AnticAgnostic Your Trump support makes me even more desperate! D:

[@mastermarkus5307]

AnticAgnostic It's not desperation, it's being polite. I could've very well have said "Hey, fuckfaces! Stop supporting Trump, you bunch of shit-for-brains!" and mean it. I mean that. I don't want to live on a planet with such _stupid_ people who don't even remotely know what's best for them.

[@user-jc3vy6tc1n]

+Master Markus As an outsider you people all delusional. Everybody in the US thinks that the other side is stupid when in reality both sides are. It's not as simple as Trump is the devil, Bernie is king. Is Trump the ideal candidate, no. You can't elect smb who half the country hates, HOWEVER Bernie will never work out, welfare already set back the black community 5 decades back and more welfare won't fix the problem. Hillary is the appex of scandal and corruption, and in my opinion a worse choice than Trump. Face it America, your idiocracy put you in the position where you have 3 bad choices in front of you. Democrats will keep bankrupting the black community, while *claiming* that they are doing what is in it's best interest. And the republicans are unable to put forth an electable representative. All of you are fucking delusional. The ones supporting Trump, and the ones supporting the farce of a movement called #BlackLivesMatter.

[@yankeegrey2810]

+Master Markus Anyone but Hillary.

[@modemmack]

The God of comedy have blessed us with their heralds on Earth. Yeah!

[@e.g.3924]

+Iva The Gods of Comedy are Richard Pryor, George Carlin and Bill Hicks

[@Timg95]

Can we have these two run for president? PLEASE SAVE US STEVEN AND JOHN!!

[@aunna739]

"We invented words and we'll tell you how they're supposed to sound." Fucking BRILLIANT!

[@jmvm31]

"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win" Ghandi

[@quocanhnguyen7275]

+João Mauricio Now let's compare Drumpf to Gandhi.....*sigh

[@adrenacrumb]

+João Mauricio *Gandhi *never actually said that.

[@quocanhnguyen7275]

Be the change you want to be in the world-Gandhi I would change the US law so i can date my daughter-(You guessed it)

[@erikirl01]

"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then they laugh at you some more, then they ignore you while you cry in the corner."

[@MTR702]

John Oliver is great. Makes late night feel ancient

[@tonyliu6749]

And here we are people. just plz dont deport Johnny president trump.

[@PaddySnuffles]

He can't - John's wife is American (a veteran at that!)

[@annabananna789]

I love how there's an ad to buy the hat online at the end of the video.

[@MaxPower-vf8kt]

What's better is the ad is for Trump's "Make America Great Again"... Talk about missing the target audience by light years.