joke: the best golf joke ever

It is overwhelming to me that over 122.000 people have viewed this joke worldwide. Thank you all for your support and watch my other jokes.

[@tek6423]

Your delivery and comic timing is impeccable.

[@drjay-]

Thank you. I am taking a very deep and humble bow.

[@paulfrombrooklyn5409]

I played golf the other day wearing a old pair of socks. I had a hole in one.

[@tkdunn3731]

Best one ever that is actually true, happened at a Senior Skins game many years ago. Lee Trevino and Chi Chi Rodriguez were walking down the fairway after their drives when Trevino noticed a few porta potties near the cart path. He yelled over to Chi Chi, "Hey Chich! I see they're building a new Puerto Rican condo development back there!" Chi Chi yelled back, "I see that and I heard they're renting out the basements to the Mexicans!"

[@drjay-]

Another winner. Make a video and send it to me and i'll post it

[@MyBonzerChannel]

Hey Doc, I loved your joke, mate. I love those jokes that have a story behind them and then hit you with a killer punch line, and you delivered this one extremely well. That's like 701, and you've just earned yourself a new subscriber. If I happen to use this joke in my weekly Laughaholics playlist, I'll be sure to link back to you.

[@drjay-]

Thank you I appreciate everything you said. I too obviously like the story type jokes which build to the punchline. I have received some requests for shorter one-liners which i'll probably throw in a few to keep everyone smiling. Be well.

[@ElliotNesterman]

A fellow comes into the clubhouse after his round and in the locker room he sees a friend with a bloody bandage around his head. "Jerry," the fellow says, "What happened to you?!" "It's this way, Sam," replies Jerry. "I was on the thirteenth hole and had what I thought was a good lie after my drive, but it must have been tilted or something 'cause I sliced it deep into the trees. "So I'm in the trees looking for my ball, and there's a lady there looking for hers. She must have been there for a while, because I didn't even see her when I teed up. So we're looking, and looking, and getting closer and closer to the edge of the course and pretty soon I was right up against the fence. "Now, you know there's that cow pasture on the other side and when I get to the fence there's a cow standing with its back to the course with a golf ball stuck in its asshole. "So I looked at it and I see it's a Spalding Red Dot. Now, I'm not playing a Spalding Red Dot, I'm playing a Titleist. So I pointed to it and said, "Hey, Lady, does that look like yours?" "And that's when she hit me with her nine iron."

[@popscyclep8084]

They can get worse

[@Struieboy]

After I’ve had yet another terrible round , my wife tries to cheer me up by reminding me that “ golf is like sex. You don’t need to be good at it to enjoy it” She’s not helping.

[@frankkoolosko4255]

That’s a horrible joke but this is a fantastic one. A group of ladies are out playing golf one of them is allergic to bees and get stung and directly goes to the hospital. The doctor asked her where did you get stung? She says between the first and second hole. The doctor replies you must have a really wide stance.

[@drjay-]

Sorry you didn't like the joke. i do like yours.

[@drjay-]

@Paul Goodier So glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for viewing.

[@dannystricker854]

shorter the joke the better.

[@overlycreative1]

Doc, I just found your channel and find your humor clever and thoughtful, thanks for posting, I see from your channel you're doing well.

[@drjay-]

thank you. i'm curious how you found it

[@skithewhitestuff]

Great, my kind of humour

[@drjay-]

i haven't heard from you in a while

[@evelynggomezdebourne8297]

Very, very good! Thanks Doc!

[@drjay-]

you are very welcome!!!

[@TheGlssr60]

Here's a better one. Jesus and Moses are playing golf. They're on a par 3 hole and Jesus pulls out a 7 iron. Moses tells him he needs at least a 6 iron. Jesus says, "Look , Arnold Palmer can hit this with a 7 and so can I." He hits the ball and it goes in the water. Moses walks over, parts the water and goes in and retrieves the ball. Moses says "Now use the 6 like I said." Jesus replies, "No, if Arnold can do it then so can I." He hits the ball into the water again. Moses goes and gets the ball the same way as before. He says, "that's the last time I'm getting the ball for you. Now use the 6." Jesus tees up with the 7 and hits into the water again. Moses tells Jesus he has to get the ball himself. So Jesus walks out on top of the water and he's peering down trying to find the ball. Meanwhile the foursome behind them comes up and the after observing Jesus walking on the water one says to Moses, "Say, who does that guy think he is? Jesus Christ?" And Moses replies, "No. Arnold Palmer."

[@drjay-]

i haven't heard from you in a while

[@garfieldsmith332]

Enjoyed the joke. Keep 'em laughing.

[@patdoyle3686]

In Ireland when a golfer is being buried they shout in the hole in the hole

[@dcozombieloverr7115]

you make funny jokes bro underrated channel

[@drjay-]

Again my thanks for saying that. I try hard

[@gerrymcintosh4477]

Husband and wife were out playing golf. They get to the 4th hole and the wife ask if she can hit her tee shot first as the husband has to walk back 40 yards to the men’s teeing ground. After the wife’s tee shot, the husband yells ahead to move off to the side, so that he can hit his tee shot. The wife moves but the husband thinks she not off to the side enough. She says to her husband, your a good player and to go ahead. So the husband shoots off his tee shot striking the poor women in the head and killing her instantly. The autopsy confirmed she died of blunt force trauma to the head, but the coroner says, we found a ball lodged in her rectum, what’s up with that? The husband sheepishly says, that was my mulligan.

[@theathjr]

Ohmygoodness Sir that was great !!! Thank You

[@drjay-]

Very welcome

[@dukekaboom4105]

An American comes over to Scotland and visits one of the many courses. He says he’d like to play but doesn’t have anyone in his party who plays golf. A couple of guys tell him to phone Jock and the give him Jocks number. The American calls Jock and explains his situation , Jock says, sure, no problem, I’ll meet you at 8 o’clock but I may be 30 minutes late. Eight o’clock the next morning Jock turns up, takes out a set of left handed clubs, plays the American and wins the round. The American didn’t expect to lose and offers Jock another game. Jock says sure no problem, I’ll meet you at 8 o’clock but I may be 30 minutes late. Next day Jock arrives at 8 o’clock this time with right handed clubs, p,AWS the American and wins again. The American feels annoyed and asks” hey what’s going on, one day you play with left handed clubs the next day right handed clubs, what’s going on here. Jock explains....”in the morning when I wake up next to my beautiful wife, I look and see if she’s lying on her left side or right side and whichever it is that’s the clubs I used to play. The American says “ what if she’s lying on her back? Jock replies “ then I’ll be 30 minutes late !😎🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@drjay-]

That one is even older than some of mine.

[@kevinlindsay4888]

A Golfer slices his tee shot into the weeds off the tee. Going to find his ball he sees a bunch of wild flowers and starts rustling around to find his ball. While he's rustling around in the flowers a genie pops up from the flowers. The genie says " I am the genie of these buttercup flowers " I've been stuck in the buttercups for a long time and now I'm free. For your kindness in freeing me from these buttercups I can grant you a lifetime of free butter! The golfer is amazed and says "thank you so much, but where were you on hole 4 when I hooked my ball into the pussywillow."

[@carloslarios6331]

Love your joke

[@raaharr]

Lee Trevino shared a story about getting caught by a lightning storm while out on a course. With strikes hitting all around, he immediately grabbed a two iron and held it high over his head. When asked why he was holding the club over his head, he responded "Even God can't hit a two iron."

[@drjay-]

Very true

[@paulneubert2925]

Actually a “one” iron

[@bradputney1373]

One iron.

[@paulfrombrooklyn5409]

The punch line should be "Not even God can hit a 1 iron."(And yes, it is a 1 iron)

[@simondalzell5635]

one iron

[@bradputney1373]

Funny. My mom's golf buddy told me this joke 30 years ago.

[@williambranham6249]

New subscriber.

[@drjay-]

it is beyond my comprehension that so many people have actually viewed my joke. if you enjoyed it view some of my others and subscribe. thanks

[@gh4121-b5n]

Good one👍👍

[@drjay-]

Thanks. Really appreciate it.

[@jeanbelisle2377catsop]

A golfer was on the red tee when the starter told him that the red tee was for women. The golfer did not look at him an proceed to play. The starter shout loud again and repeat tha the red tees are for women. The golfer told the starter to shut up and tell him: I dont play on the red tee this is my third shot.

[@drjay-]

Very good. I like it

[@jeanbelisle2377catsop]

@@drjay- not bad for a french Québécois and Canadian. Merci!

[@InjectorGadget]

AHAHAHHAA

[@svbarr]

God, Jesus and St Peter are playing golf. Jesus hits a little left of the center of the green. St Peter hits a little right of the green Not great shots, but not horrible, either. God takes a mighty whack and the ball SHANKS to the extreme left hits an oak tree and right before the ball hits the ground a huge bald eagle picks it up and flies to near the hole where he drops it and just before it hits the ground a huge mole appears from underground and he spikes the ball right in the hole for a hole in one. Jesus looks disgusted and says "Dad are you gonna f around - or play golf?"

[@drjay-]

i believe i already posted a version of that.