Bye Bye Boris

[@SamHeaton264]

When we needed him most, he returned. The king of political reporting in our country sits back atop his throne. And it was just as breathtaking as we all hoped it would be.

[@grumpygranny724]

Amen

[@nickdavison9771]

Personally I think the line "just f**k off and we'll take our chance with the next useless posh sliver of boll*ck skin" is some of Jonathan Pie's finest work :)

[@michellebyrom6551]

Couldn't put it better myself.

[@mikeymc3094]

An it was funny as F

[@annalieff-saxby568]

"Flag-shagger" deserves a special commendation, I feel.

[@nrgspike]

I don't know what's better; BoJo finally going or Pie remembering he has a KZbin channel.

[@salmonesque]

The compound effect has made me dizzy

[@royksk]

The latter 🤪

[@1972LittleC]

Yes.

[@slysy1979]

Definitely the latter lol

[@luvmysnowful]

😂😂😂😂

[@svenevans4983]

I've said it before,if Jonathan was given a regular slot on the 9'oclock news , this country would be so much nearer the true definition of a democracy.keep up the good work

[@lemsip207]

He used to be on Russia Today.

[@vikkiburr5984]

He's not real; just like democracy

[@AnimalMagic1]

@@lemsip207 .. many people used to be on Russia Today that aren't now .. Putin has promised 15 years in jail for anyone who spouts the truth .. if you ask Jonathan nicely .. he might give you his take on the cowardly little gremlin in the kremlin :)

[@davidw4970]

If he ever said anything remotely balanced, I agree. Tom Walker is a paid up member of the Labour Party..so Tory bashing is all he knows. Prob best not to put him/Pie on the real news.

[@svenevans4983]

@@davidw4970 at least it's the antipathy of the drivel everyone is spoon fed and called the news at best it's an alternative version of current events and as someone else said it's usually what everyone is thinking as well

[@CrrazyAl]

How he does these in one continuous take is beyond me. Hilarious and bang on the money as always

[@TheAmazingAdventuresOfMiles]

lots of takes!

[@ulrichkalber9039]

Maybe he uses a telepromter, maybe he is that good.

[@tiagodumont4422]

He's not acting. He's speaking from his heart and he's a very articulate guy.

[@Liam.2000]

@@TheAmazingAdventuresOfMiles one take as in there are no cuts in the video

[@thmsrttg]

Just watch one of Tom Scott's videos... You'll be blown away, too.

[@tonymockeridge338]

"arranging catshit in a litter tray" "a CV that reads like a demon's resume" Brillant Mr Pie - and so quickly after the fatuous farewell speech! Thanks for putting it as no one else can.

[@jackayers4955]

I think I've heard Mark Kermode use the litter tray line before in a film review, but it fits here too.

[@TheGeneralDisarray]

"reads like a demons resume" also sounds like a reference to Grosse Point Blank

[@robman80808]

To be fair he's had about 3 years to write this, given the inevitable!!!

[@B00ZEBAR0N]

Hope he does a “Part 2” of “his greatest hits” like the British border running thru the centre of Ireland - saying one thing one day to the left; and promising the exact opposite the very next day to the right! And that him + JR Mogg will “have the technology” in place to handle the borders no problem … Let’s not forget The infamous Red Bus!! with how many millions of pounds promised to the NHS monthly? Re: CV19 - “let the bodies pile up” (this from the guy who actually got Covid and was on deaths door!) - But did that change him or his attitude? Nope! When asked about about taxes and the impact on small businesses (moi) he simply replies “F**k small business” (proving that he has no clue as to how our economy runs) - Oh please let him complete his term so he can finish (start?) those “40 new NHS hospitals”. And thanks for introducing us to a “new word of the day BoJo…”prorogue” parliament (I’m betting 50% of Etngland had no clue what that word meant before Boris whipped it out) - which only landed him an audience with the Queen to apologise? How humiliating was that? Let’s not forget the British fish!! Even though after Brexit it’s proven that Harrogate’s has a larger budget than the entire U.K. fish industry! And let’s not forget the time we need a £110,000 “business loan” where all you need is a stripper pole in your flat; and offer up ‘daddy’ Johnson some free pole dancing lessons in the afternoon to procure that biz loan! Or the £70M pound “bridge to nowhere” - and despite a shovel spade of dirt never being turned over once, nobody can account for the missing £70 million?! And these are the ones from just off the top of my head!! I’m sure if someone truly bothered to dig deeper - dozens, if not hundreds more would surface. He makes Cameron’s “pig poke” look like Sesame Street! Ah Boris; we hardly knew ya!

[@AnimalMagic1]

He observes .. he takes aim .. he shoots .. he scores .. absolute classic :)

[@ramneetbassi3168]

Absolutely spot on, and so quick to script it. It's almost as if everything being said now has been true since the beginning.

[@markjohnson8352]

Written in advance, Ramneet 😊

[@TheSuzberry]

This obituary has been written for years.

[@m0nZt3r]

He had it scripted months ago, was just waiting for the oppourtunity

[@TenaciousToucan]

This one has been a long time coming.

[@Fonsmail]

He found the script after all this time! bless him

[@sandythompson3525]

I know he’s supposed to be a joke but I would watch more news outlets if they did what this guy did. Say it as it is, no nonsense!

[@marcforrester7738]

Spitting Image going off the air was the cliff jump moment for UK politics. More of this kind of thing!

[@Stantheman848]

@Reckless Abandon the thing is... it is not satire. It is direct reporting of facts.

[@xXDamolaXx]

@@Stantheman848 Exactly…just in an exaggerated manner.

[@Stantheman848]

@@xXDamolaXx not really

[@xXDamolaXx]

@@Stantheman848 You don’t think he speaks in an exaggerated manner? Not the content?

[@gregbarber7585]

This is just perfect as analysis and breathtaking as a performance. Not one wasted word or misstep. Bravo.

[@sandiarno9473]

awesome isn't he 🤩

[@M20RUM]

Brilliant, four minutes and fifty eight seconds of pure and brutal truthful political analysis delivered more succinctly than three years of mainstream newspaper reporting and even Huw at the Beeb. Outstanding work. James O’Brien and yourself should go into Pod Casting.

[@TokyoColin]

The delivery styles may be different, but the content and the message are remarkably similar... both assessments of BJ's term in office (and general character) absolutely spot on. kzbin.info/www/bejne/fGLPfn58fZ2BsM0

[@shesh2265]

mainstream news in the uk is shockingly far right ngl. well not so shocking when you realise its all Murdoch

[@AdrianWoodfield]

Totally agree!

[@agt155]

Pie and OBrien ARE mainstream.

[@M20RUM]

@@agt155 not mainstream enough sadly.

[@drivinginluton5745]

Leave it to a comedian to give a far more honest commentary on the situation than any of the actual media. Good work Tom. :)

[@tams805]

It's more honest and entertaining. But really, the media in general haven't been to bad over this.

[@waves5114]

He’s literally just repeating what every other woke liberal comedian says

[@Drumsticksmcgee]

Boris can now hang out with Klaus.

[@chatteyj]

@@waves5114 Yeah don't get why people rate him, he's a shill I think

[@jcspoon573]

James O'Brien would like a word with you, or 1,000.

[@jshskylark]

The line "Even though he's resigned... he's still fucking there?! Just fuck off and we'll take our chances with the next useless, posh sliver of bollock skin" accompanied with the desparately confused gestures was perfection. Thank you, Tom - for helping us to laugh whilst we're slowly marching towards more despair :')

[@CrazyTechLab]

That's the best couple of seconds of 2022 so far. HE'S STILL FUCKING THERE!!!! 😂😂😂😂 I now need to clear up the tea I just spat out

[@jaxcoss5790]

That was absolute quality.

[@theghostoftomjoad7161]

Too right, it ain't over till the fat cats, who make up the tory party are pushed mueling into oblivion!

[@michaelroberts7044]

I pissed myself laughing when he said sliver of bollock skin 😂😂

[@maksymokolot4648]

Thanks for subtitles, it was needed :)

[@ag2011_X]

I've always loved "Written by monkeys on type writers", but "Let's take our chances with the next useless posh sliver of bollocks skin" is going to be my next go-to condemnation!

[@18Hongo]

Liz Truss, it turns out. This is going to be... fun? No, not fun. Interesting? No, that's not right either... depressing? I think it's just depressing at this point.

[@adamclarke7725]

Same here 😅

[@shawntruckingwithbs5302]

I like reshuffling cat shit on a litter tray, lol that's our US government there

[@mrp6459]

@@shawntruckingwithbs5302🤣🤣🤣

[@dwb73]

"Not so much reshuffling deck chairs on the Titanic, more reshuffling cat shit on a litter tray". Well said!

[@randomuser5213]

What a wordsmith. The ship sank a long time ago, BJ is just rolling around in his own shit now.

[@zoranz585]

This video should be screened in parliament , followed by quiet reflection before selecting a new PM. The decisions made at the top aren’t easy but they hit people at the bottom of the food chain very very hard. Joined up thinking is needed and by someone who understand the full spectrum of society- not just the wealthy oligarchs!

[@bozo5632]

Most of them will see it, I betcha. Some of them over and over.

[@SidMcGrath105]

Here's some 'joined up thinking' for you...... BJ only became 'he who must be removed' immediately after he refused to bow to apparent 'public opinion', and enact another lockdown over Christmas. 🤔 That you're hoping things will improve under a new PM tells me you've done very little joined up thinking, with regards to the media-led frenzy to remove BJ. 🙂 Don't be expecting the new incumbent to be helping those at the bottom. Expect the opposite. Much WORSE than BJ, in fact, who saved us from government vaccine mandates, and harsher, unjustifiable (economy-ruining) 'measures'.

[@MrSnout5]

I totally agree.....but we dream on.....

[@zoranz585]

Javid made a very good speech yesterday

[@davidwuhrer6704]

Why do you think the Tories enabled Boris?

[@SuperHedgehog910]

When the world needed Jonathan Pie the most, he returned and reminded us why we love him.

[@vickyingramnymann8543]

You must all need a psychiatrist. That's all I can say. The remoaner disease.

[@robertharris8056]

Keep it up Jonathan till the Fat Dictator actually leaves or the SAS have him in chains.

[@MiPointIs]

Resigned as PM Today resigned as MP THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER

[@franktiesteel7868]

D.Ream love it !

[@That_One_Guy...]

Never been better than ever

[@earnestequivocation6250]

He’s covered every pent up frustration that’s been clogging up my mind up for months - feels like a brain enema! Masterclass.

[@thesilkpainter]

Ahaha! That was well put!

[@rajeshupadhyay5683]

Well said! I am also here to learn how to invest after listening to a lady on tv talk about the importance of investing and how she made 7 figure in 3 month, somehow the video taught me nothing and left me even more confused, I'm a newbie and I'm open to ideas on how to invest for retirement

[@lezliewhicker8450]

@@rajeshupadhyay5683 lookup Priscilla Dearmin-Turner, this is her name online, she's now the real investment prodigy since the crash and have help me recovered my loses

[@alhajishehu7037]

Despite the economic crisis and the rate of unemployment now is the best time to invest

[@davidhudson3001]

Investment now will be wise but the truth is investing on your own will be a high risk. I think it will be best to get a professional👌

[@ARRRJimladd]

Well done Mr Pie, you've put so succinctly into words what the majority of the UK's population are thinking....

[@Stantheman848]

52 - 48?

[@watvid1]

And it's unbelievable that the minority aren't either. He still has supporters

[@TNM001]

nahh...you get the leaders you deserve...and ppl voted for. Boris was hyped up as saviour and most ate it up. they knew...and still ate it up. no excuses. the majority got what it deserved as always. its the minorities that suffer.

[@Stantheman848]

@@TNM001 thats not fair..the peasants have been intentionally dumbed down for decades. They are really really thick now.

[@TNM001]

@@Stantheman848 in this day and age you don't have to fall for propaganda. thats the beauty of it. its a choice. if i can know better, you can know better. i'm not special. also...Boris also liked to use the "dumb" excuse...don't take that road ;)

[@KuruGDI]

Finally Mr Pie is back! As a non UK citizen I rely on his unbiased journalism to have a clear view of the field.

[@nichan2475]

He is not unbiased, but in fact a socialist.

[@seanfitz79]

It's great not being a UK citizen enjoy it

[@fireonion7092]

unbiased you say?

[@Charlie_Crown]

@@fireonion7092 ok, biased, but who cares, it's definitely on point 🤣

[@hurley0013]

its not actually journalism, its satire of journalists, Mr Pie is a comedian. having said that hes a better journalist that the rest of the UK media. as for the guy saying hes unbiased below. well nothing is unbiased. even the BBC wich most say would be the standard of impartiallity is biased in some ways. humans are biased. get used to it.

[@roy4975]

He is brilliant. Tells it like it is. Give this man a television show.

[@LazyJack2003]

I do not live in the UK, but I still need Jonathan Pie to stay sane. I feel better after listening to him. Each time. Thank you, Sir!

[@tonytowers5889]

Do you mean to BE sane? But what would you know what that is.

[@helenmccloskey2364]

@@tonytowers5889 why so snarky to someone saying thank you to Jonathan?

[@theworldaccordingto4555]

@LazyJack, I'm with you, I need Mr Pie to keep me sane, he's the best political analyst around. The only one telling the real truth of the matter. Under the Tories the UK has become a washed up brexit mess, all due to being run by these wealthy overprivileged inept & incompetent MPs. They literally relegated Britain to the 2nd Division.

[@TheEvilCheesecake]

this jonathan pie bloke doesn't realise how much he has in common with boris i guess

[@dannochunks8330]

@@tonytowers5889 to stay sane or indeed remain sane is still grammatically correct as it implies that the speaker wishes to stay or remain in a state of sanity. Awfully snarky don't u think, maybe read a bit more instead of being an arsehole on the internet x

[@jarletheaton2860]

The hero we need is back at the right time. Welcome back Pie, we’ve missed you.

[@ehron214]

JP only appears when it's worth it politically

[@mattyboydabest97]

Does anyone actually think it matters about the puppet who pretends to be in charge? I think you're all completely delusional.

[@ehron214]

@JZ's BFF same for Jonathan Pie. He follows the pulse of the media class who are all basically ivy league trust fund babies that didn't have to work their way through college.

[@emz2969]

@@mattyboydabest97 of course it matters these people direct major descisions in our country. You are deluding yourself by denying this It only adds to how completely unacceptable thier behaviour is. I really hope you change your mind on this because we need your ballot to stop this bullshit.

[@mattyboydabest97]

@@emz2969 The delusion here is your belief in democracy, the belief that your vote counts. News flash, it doesn't.

[@doylio9]

At last! I've missed the Jonathan Pie sketches. Hope to see many more in the near future.

[@SamuelBlack84]

I've always wanted to watch him live

[@jurgentippe9994]

Never ever have I seen a more brilliant assessment of a British PM than this one!!! The only suitable place for the current Tory leaders is to be flushed down the loo. I could not agree with this comment. Excellent. Jürgen Tippe

[@FullMetalTony]

"Sliver of bollock skin" oh my days, I'll be chuckling about that line for some time 🤣

[@dallasjamison7072]

Love that JP didn't let the scores of Tory enablers who are now gushing about integrity and honesty get away with their new-found piety. Can't wait to see your next contribution to the editorial pages of the NYT!

[@allanmason3201]

My MP was previously the Secretary of State for Wales - a clichéd Tory third-rate twat in an office that's been irrelevant since devolution. He finally located his gonads and resigned a few hours before Johnson's quitting-not-quitting announcement, so I wouldn't be surprised if he believes his resignation was what pushed Johnson over the edge. The Tory capacity for self-delusion and bald-faced lying is astonishing.

[@paulsanders860]

Yes, I enjoyed that bit. He sounded particularly vitriolic when he did that.

[@woodenseagull1899]

The Tories are doomed, after that rant.

[@mydogeatspuke]

Did you see Rishi Sunak's leadership bid video? We're supposed to believe he threw that together in 12 or so hours. Joker.

[@mydogeatspuke]

​@@woodenseagull1899 that rant will have made no difference at all to the Tories or their level of doomed-ness. The majority of people don't live online, they have no idea who Pie is or why they should care what he thinks.

[@moobearus]

Brilliant! No missteps, no flubbed words, perfectly delivered. Love the emotional performance.

[@dogsmusicbookstravelscience]

Yep. I'm sure he prepared every detail of the performance beforehand, yet he manages to perform it as a true impulsive, emotional, off-the-cuff rant that is also so rationally driven it stays on a logical track and leaves no room for flubbing... Or perhaps it is! Whichever way, the man is a genius at what he does.

[@warrenmcbroom9132]

Yep outstanding performance.

[@neekfenwick]

Having watched it, with the background action, I doubt it was filmed as presented.

[@thenullco]

@@neekfenwick I wondered this too, but his face illuminating as the sun comes out is almost too perfect. Although uploaded in 480p so maybe there's a clue.

[@512Squared]

Just to point out the obvious - no-one in the background is paying him attention. All you need is an 'outdoor filter' for his voice, some occasional wind noise on the mic 😄, a telephoto lens on the camera to make him look closer than he is and better masking the teleprompter in the recording studio. No way you remember a rant like that from memory 😜. But that's all part of the magic of this fella's performance.

[@TheManamba]

His dialectics are spotless, his delivery impeccable, his ties are gorgeous.

[@colinhoward2200]

There are some people who do subtle parodies (and I do enjoy those). But you always nail it and express the anger we are all feeling. Somehow you wrap it all up way more succinctly than I can in such a short space of time - and so quickly. No I idea how you do it, but glad you can :) Hang on to your seats - this is not over yet. Look forward to your next post :)

[@Delirious84p]

What you are writing is the truth! I don't know how he does it. But it's the perfect mix between sarcasm and truthful anger.

[@juanhunglow2220]

Spot on

[@TheMontyfire]

100% I just wish I could over ride and hijack the news at 10 and play this

[@davidw4970]

The reason he does it way more succinctly than you can in such a short space of time is because of exactly wording like this….“in such a short space of time” is already covered by the definition of succinctly

[@tonybates7870]

Rosie Holt's parodies are so subtle that even some Tories didn't know she wasn't one of them. She's just as brilliant in her own way.

[@jobandknock427]

I sometimes say stuff in this vein, but being able to keep up this side-splittingly true invective for nearly 5 minutes is truly amazing. Every word is just so true. Comic genius. Brilliant!

[@colin25250]

Tragedy rather than comedy, sadly

[@jonchambers958]

Indeed comic genius. The tragedy is the current state he has left the country in

[@gigmcsweeney8566]

"A Shakespearian tragedy, written by monkeys on typewriters." It's great to see you back at your ranting best, just when we need you most, summing up the shitshow that was Boris Johnson's government in a way only you can do it. Bravo, sir!

[@sinni800]

I assume the reference is the infinite monkey theorem, where given infinite monkeys and time, they will be able to surely write any given text, such as the entire works of Shakespeare, by basically slapping a typewriter randomly

[@aussielady4]

Boris was born in America ✅

[@chrismadden5538]

He's saying everything I would love to say, to all those people who voted for Boris Johnson and still maintain that he's doing a good job, despite the facts that are presented to them! Thank you Mr. Jonathan Pie, you've gained a new fan.

[@markbriten6999]

They say he's doing the best he can that's not good enough. That's not what I want to hear when going into theatre for heart surgery and find out it's an actor who was in casualty but he'll do the best he can!!!

[@mentality-monster]

JP on point as usual. He's got no intention of going anywhere. Just another parlour game.

[@Xollob2]

Sounds like a win if true

[@cpuuk]

Still, I wouldn't put it past BlowJo to take the wallpaper with him when he goes.

[@abraxocleaner3345]

You are right. For boris this is just a game. Playing and having fun. And when they take his toy (the UK) away from him he just go back to live his priviliged life of a millionare. What a sad charade

[@ChristopherDazey]

This was the reaction I was most looking forward to. JP never disappoints.

[@insiyahslotia]

'His CV reads like a Demon's resume', did it for me.🤣🤣 How does JP script perfect lines which sum up what we are all thinking, including what we are not but generally agree with whole heartedly.

[@EricTheBody]

Good line, but I think he lifted that from Gross Pointe Blank

[@LaurenSanday]

Amazing. Absolutely brilliant. Please don’t leave us; I just listened and then watched and listened 3 more times. We need you.

[@divinewind7405]

Genius script as per usual, delivered with pure Pie perfection. I salute you sir! 👏

[@L3eh123]

This is a work of art, it should be played constantly to Boris until he leaves No 10 for good.

[@lamoinette23]

Alternated with Benny Hill theme

[@dsaddiqi]

👍🤣🤣🤣

[@MatthewDLDavidson]

Hear! Hear!

[@yezdyarkaoosji7559]

But, BOJO has lead in his ears!

[@paulsanders860]

@@lamoinette23 🤣🤣

[@smythrich]

one of his best ever rants !!! very funny and sadly accurate. All delivered in 5 brilliant frothing , scathing minutes.

[@Stantheman848]

Not strong enough. Johnson and rees mogg need to be charged with treason alongside all brexit liars.

[@tarico4436]

3:33. Great rant, mostly. I did not vote for Trump, but what he said about "drinking bleach" was actually him brainstorming suggestions out loud for all to hear. "We can scrub all these surfaces and 'get rid' of COVID, can't we come up with a similar cleaning solution that can be taken orally?" He didn't mean it seriously, and I think he was having a go at all that cleaning we did at the beginning of the pandemic, saying in between the lines that all that cleaning is probably useless because germs can't live that long (more than three hours) if they are on a non-living surface.

[@isaidpianissimo2475]

@@tarico4436 Well, yeah. No duh. I was the weirdo where I worked, and they brought in all these COVID cleaners, polishing all these surfaces, and I was like, Viruses can not live on that stuff longer than a few hours. And all these smart scientists were telling us on the telly that they could live three weeks or better. Common sense says that as soon as the spit or phlegm dries up, what was alive on that stuff dies. Quickly. No three weeks. Anyway, I was the weirdo for the longest time because I spoke up against SCIENCE.

[@martinwarne7183]

Trump never told anyone to drink bleach. Only I sarcasm

[@Stantheman848]

@@martinwarne7183 not true honey pie... my poor little brexit victim

[@chrissie1668]

Every country needs a "Johnathan Pie " ,so glad I found this channel. 🔥🔥😂😎🇳🇿

[@Fatspurios]

The character of Jonathan Pie is spot on. It expresses the level of anger that a lot of people have for what the tories have done to this country in the name of filling their pockets.

[@BH-ui5eb]

Not just Torres I’d say, the whole lot are useless overpaid tossers. As much as boris and the Tory’s are toxic, labour and kier are not the answer the uk needs. During lockdown all labour did was agree with his policies and say they should have done it two weeks earlier, hardly leadership material. Whole system needs gutting with s salary cap for politician set at 40k and no second job.

[@VirtualFeats]

hahaha cat shit on a litter tray excellent

[@user-jq6wf1xk5g]

not really. People are just fed up with the crisis. The public could not care less.. That's the Labour and their media propagandists agenda, tying Boris failure with his policies and minor problems because the public likely knows Labour can't and won't solve the economic crisis (just like boris) and they will bring wokeness and migrants into the already way overpopulated country. Boris delivered Brexit, brought control to the UK borders and started to remove economic migrants who crossed many countries to ask for asylum without ANY documents.

[@Sportliveonline]

lets get real and cut fuel prices by half to one pound a litre forget politics

[@mikeb3811]

yeah, hence why the country voted them in???

[@ben6993]

I love the thought of Pie laying in bed, surrounded by empty beer cans and crisp packets, only to wake up and see the news with a massive grin on his face and a sense of rejuvenated enthusiasm 😂

[@charlielynes]

Absolutely. His ex wife is giving him grief, his lad is ignoring him on custody day. The beard has grown, he is unwashed, hungover, his flat piled high with empty bottles and takeaway packaging... The Life of Pie is bleak... And then... 😉

[@trent3872]

Shuffling deck chairs on the titanic 😂🤣😂🤣, that definitely goes into my vocabulary powder box.

[@krashd]

@@trent3872 Shuffling deck chairs on the Titanic is a very old and well known phrase for any activity that will always be fruitless. Shuffling cat shit in a litter tray is definitely one of Jonathan's.

[@majorbonkers]

He does not lay in bed. He is not a hen, so he's not capable of laying in bed or anywhere else. Pie and Boris have this in common. The both LIE in bed.

[@janerubie159]

Just keep saying it as it is Jonathan! I was in a foul mood but you’ve certainly cheered me up now . Love it 💕

[@kristoferfindlay1091]

Always cracks me up when he switches from vain popping anger back into news mode 🤣 😂

[@chrishobbs58]

This is some next level character assassination. And I can't argue with any of it. Absolutely brilliant!

[@BoojumFed]

Less an "assassination" then simply holding a knife as Bloody Stupid Johnson stumbles into it, backs up,, stumbles into it again, backs up again... ad nauseam.

[@kingloser4198]

Character?

[@tubensalat1453]

@@kingloser4198 "Jonathan Pie is a fictional character created and portrayed by English actor and comedian Tom Walker." wikipedia Edit: Oops, misunderstood the question, lol. Yeah, what did the Brits see in BJ a few years ago?

[@TheExactorIt]

It doesn't go far enough. The rat was best mates with most of the tory leadership at Oxford and a third of them went to Eton together. The rot goes much further than Johnson's deplorable character.

[@dangilbertson592]

It's not character assassination if it's true ;)

[@carolinemulenga2697]

Utterly Brilliant! Every word an exact description of the reality and I expect, expresses the feelings of millions of people. JP for PM!

[@forza1248]

I thought Pie had gone quiet for a while, what a day to come back. This must be one of the best videos he’s ever done.

[@davidharris5736]

One of the most truthful and accurate.

[@warmth_97]

It is, to be fair, a relatively easy target. Looking forward to more.

[@markshaw270]

Thin sliver of bollock skin🤣

[@stevenharris5933]

Not so friendly for a reporter i reckon

[@StoutProper]

He’s been waiting for this moment, so have his audience and he’s not disappointed then. Two thirds of a million views in less than 24 hours, wait until America discovers who Boris Johnson is.

[@norme3146]

Thank you, thank you, thank you! I’ve missed you Mr Pie and I needed to watch this four times just now. Might watch it again in a moment. You’re a tonic and a saving grace (I hope) of our democracy. I’m grateful.

[@Bella1899]

And when the world needed him most, he resurfaced, and everyone rejoiced in sadness confusion over the absolute shambles the British government is in.

[@TheSynthnut]

Top stuff Tom, Mr Pie cuts straight to the quick, no messing. We've missed his cathartic rants recently.

[@Alun49]

I would love to see these rants published in a book. Not only are they so blisteringly accurate, they are also incredibly well written. I always love to see a new post, and always re-post them myself. Wonderful.

[@MyChillgirl]

This has made my day!! I’ve missed you Mr Pie soooooo much. No one describes Bojo so beautifully, please give us more x

[@Antonio-Montan]

Bravo

[@zoranz585]

This video should be screened in parliament , followed by quiet reflection before selecting a new PM. The decisions made at the top aren’t easy but they hit people at the bottom of the food chain very very hard. Joined up thinking is needed and by someone who understand the full spectrum of society- not just the wealthy oligarchs!

[@ravaen87]

he does have a book that talks about British recent history. I liked it

[@Alun49]

@@ravaen87 I must check it out!

[@garryferrington811]

This guy is good! He really puts it out there. This should be on the news.

[@w-james9277]

That was honestly one of the worst statements made by any politician. Not a single apology and full of self appraisal. If he had any shred of dignity he would resign immediately and let someone more competent clear up the mess he's made!

[@StephenBFry]

totally brilliant to be able to do this within ONE HOUR after the event !

[@truckerfromreno]

Behave. It was very weak and predictable.

[@tomite2001]

Tbh Joris bhonson will give you materials to work with easily. 🤣🤣🤣

[@martynspooner5822]

Seriously, this was probably written years ago just waiting for the inevitable and best time to drop. Before anyone gets too excited look at the alternatives and then slink off and weep.

[@FoghornLeghorny]

I think this might be his finest work yet. “Until the next posh slither of bollock skin takes his place” almost poetic.

[@dogsmusicbookstravelscience]

Yes, that is a particularly memorable one. Even Shakespeare couldn't do better!

[@andreasarnoalthofsobottka2928]

He is still foreign secretary of russia.

[@chatteyj]

Pie is about as funny as a a covid germ in a elevator.

[@AnimalMagic1]

If its not his finest .. its certainly one of the best .. A CLASSIC!! :)

[@jimriddle5174]

@@AnimalMagic1 describing Eton as " a sort of Hogwarts for wankers" always got me 😂

[@William986-i4q]

Thank you Jonathan! The art of understatement is a particularly British trait, which you have mastered admirably!! Absolutely wonderful!

[@SpurryMcSpinfish]

You've been quiet recently. I've missed you!

[@TheBeardMachine]

The politics has been such satire that it would have all just sounded like a cruel joke.

[@IAVAIN]

@@TheBeardMachine Yeah he couldn't come up with better jokes than what was actually happening

[@onyx8231]

"You've been quiet recently." You say this to the literal man yelling and shouting in the park. Yet couldn't agree more.

[@SpurryMcSpinfish]

@@onyx8231 Good point 🤣

[@sararichardson737]

He’s a busy man our Pie. All power to him

[@sallycardew785]

Thank god for Pie telling it exactly as it is. I've had a day of listening to MP's and journalists alike peddaling utter garbage. Oh please Pie for PM !!

[@isabella6206]

Yes I would vote for him.

[@rubyharris4422]

@@isabella6206 me too.

[@vordoch]

When fact and satire blend so well you can't tell where one ends and the other begins, perfection!

[@bitcoinisfreedommoney.fckt2663]

it's not perfection. It's lazy co_wardice. He's a mug who's fallen for the "we still have democracy if we vote in the right criminals/corrupt/buffoons" There is only one party: the financial elite who control the politicians. That is the ONLY truth that matters and yes he can be even funnier if he dares rants about that. But he won't be he's a coward

[@blueninjanoname7338]

What facts?

[@nirvanagirllovesrock]

@@blueninjanoname7338 okay BoJo

[@blueninjanoname7338]

@@nirvanagirllovesrock Yeah you caught me, it's me all along. Although on a serious note no one can give me a better reason why he needs to go other than cheating on he's wife and party gate.

[@mrg4388]

@@blueninjanoname7338 LOL you absolute git. Keep it well up your rear end... Or maybe you're just trolling? Also "he's wife"? What was that? Ugh, nevermind.

[@Raeprim]

The couple kissing on the left warmed my cold heart.

[@warchipmunk0599]

Yea that was sweet

[@CHITUS]

“Even though he’s resigned … [points to HoP] HE’S STILL F*CKING THERE!” That delivery made me laugh out loud. Perfectly captured how we all feel. Top job.

[@angus6686]

Me too, after a beautiful rant , Hes still fuckin there,was the icing on the cake, lol all the way.

[@sandy_knight]

The Johnson has reached his end game, to haunt the HP for ever.... MUAIHAHAHAHA

[@CentristDad155]

That was my favorite part as well. And, sorry for the comparison, after all the scandals, incompetence, treason and legal issues for Mar-o-lardo Trump: he too will not simply 'f*ck off' either.

[@deletebilderberg]

But you did EVERYTHING Boris he told you to! Wear your mask. Take your experimental jab. Now, suddenly your ‘anti-Boris’ 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️😁

[@sandy_knight]

@@deletebilderberg Hi Troll, I'm guessing English isn't your first language?

[@thedunc6794]

Masterpiece. Posh, useless sliver of bollockskin is brilliant.

[@technonarg5978]

The reshuffle in the litter tray was spot on! :-)

[@MyMccarron]

Brilliant lol

[@gahan101]

We need URGENTLY our Pie in France! He says the truth that needs to be said. No comedians do that here. Bravo sir!

[@mE-zx7pt]

And in America.

[@julietmurray2331]

Love this Jonathan Pie. We weep with laughter as you articulate our feelings of disgust for a PM whose morals are even lower than those of an alley cat - actually that’s unfair to the cat!

[@richardgmale2913]

Jonathan Pie is the voice inside my head that I don't have the energy to vocalize any more...keep being awesome Jonathan someone has too..

[@TheMacKosh]

Exactly. He does it so well.

[@COMA69BAND]

I had to wait until I stopped crying with laughter to come and comment. If there was Grammy for political satire, you sir would win it. One of the greatest political commentaries I've seen! Bravo sir! Bravo 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

[@kateoc8]

Should have been how the BBC actually reported the resignation...a thing of vitriolic beauty.

[@ParallelPenguins]

I'm not from the UK and I don't quite get the deal with your PM, but I will say this was the most magnificent string of biblical-plague level burns I have heard in recent years. It was a joy to listen to. Holy shit! Just came for him by the balls and ripped them right off! Magnificent!

[@catboynestormakhno2694]

basically the torries have been funded by Putin for like forever, Boris is the result of that extreme nepotistic corruption was his goal

[@M_SC]

He’s not calling him names, he’s just factually listing what he did

[@WessexBladesHandMadeKnives]

5 Minutes of flawless political evisceration with original scathing quips, Hollywood would want a team of writers, an A list actor and multiple takes to attempt such brutality...Pie just racks it and lets rip!!

[@Macu5hla]

Love this man - he so often says exactly what we're all thinking!

[@andrewboyle1978]

You know it's a comedy character...not a real person.

[@MadameDex]

@@andrewboyle1978 Yes, we know.

[@Stantheman848]

@@andrewboyle1978 you do realise that this is 100% what he is thinking?

[@davideberhardt6150]

@@andrewboyle1978 So ... ?

[@andrewboyle1978]

@@MadameDex I wasn't replying to you??

[@adamcarlton3312]

Always says things in such a poignant and completely accurate way lol this guy is a national treasure

[@Nogarda_]

I just want to take a moment to appreciate just how fast this came out. The end had me in stitches.

[@GraemeGibbs]

Love the couple in picture casually ignoring the man having an aneurysm behind them! 😂

[@IndySidhu88]

It's a green screen - he wouldn't do that in front of real people or that close to real people. You can see the effect of the green screen around his arms, shoulders, etc.

[@SAHarry]

@@IndySidhu88 looks and sound like he’s there

[@IndySidhu88]

@@SAHarry That's the point - It's done so well he does it often - look at the edges of his clothing and the lighting on his face vs the environment isn't quite right - in that it also matches his other recent videos. If he was effing and blinding like that in public people close by would notice a camera and him yelling.

[@fungiformenow]

This is glorious, JP. Spot on, as ever.

[@jean-loupdesbordes4833]

As french I took my english lesson today. I wish we had a Jonathan Pie creeping around in Paris lately.

[@mal0neranger]

He has returned, long mayeth he stay. Love live the Pie!

[@scunjee]

JP. Encapsulates with guile and passion my deep sense of being completely twisted and angry at what the bunch of self serving wazzocks have done to our nation not just over the last 2.5years but over the last decade. JP. Folks like you are needed so much. Keep that fire lit👊😎

[@slimguy8144]

This man just made my day. Sir, we need many more people such as yourself. Bravo !

[@georgedowns4034]

u need to get a life...

[@abozeekoo2022]

He made ur whole day or made ur hole weak ? Which one!

[@georgedowns4034]

@@abozeekoo2022 definitely neither wtf

[@Happin3ess]

Loud and obnoxious. Yes there are plenty more in the UK.

[@davidcollins9335]

Couldn't put it better, thank you, greetings from Scotland ✌️🦌

[@ncamara670]

Loved every minute of this rant. Johnson has always been a loose cannon so it's astonishing that there were so many who simply refused to see it. Hope he won't be trusted to hold any position of responsibility ever again.

[@mrfarax4944]

now you jinxed, he's going to be holding another position somehow

[@ltmund]

Its not a refusal to see it. Its acceptance that they are all the same. Only reason Boris became PM is because he claimed to represent the majority who voted for brexit. People that are so desperate for representation they only had him (or Farage) to turn to. What could come next is whats really scary.

[@PrimeNPC]

A fully vaccinated "loose cannon" remember

[@user-jq6wf1xk5g]

That's your opinion... What you see is different from the provable reality. And that's not your call to make whether we should hold any position of responsibility ever again. Are you perhaps suggesting he should be blocked and discriminated against without proof while applying for a new job? What should he do then? Be homeless and hungry, and so his kids? ALL because some people like you dislike him and his political positioning? Because let's face it... you don't really care about his "scandals", you simply (were taught to) dislike his policies, his stances, his background and him as whole. What would you say if a left political leader was fired or excluded from a job selection process, because people thought that person was a "loose cannon"?

[@user-jq6wf1xk5g]

@@mrfarax4944 don't we all? We have to feed ourselves. Are you suggesting discrimination based on political alignment? Even if he fucked up in his premiership, should he be excluded from other jobs? Have you never fucked things up in your job? Were you excluded from other job opening thereafter? Or is this an ideology problem?

[@clawdia1997]

This is so brilliantly delivered, it's like a beautiful Shakespearean monologue

[@dancersendrecords1469]

I think shakespeare would be turning in his grave at that comment

[@mafiasquirrel15]

As an American I have never felt more connected to British people (the sane ones) because our countries do mirror each other in a lot of shitty ways

[@Nefariously_ignorant]

Yeah, we both had populist saboteurs who have ties to Russian oligarchs run our countries

[@namename3130]

@@iamnutty8471 that doesnt make sense

[@namename3130]

Is there an invisible comment here again?

[@zackamania6534]

Except the uk has national healthcare and their shitty leader left willingly without calling for an armed insurrection

[@pregnantyellowfish]

The U.K. is basically just another US state at this point. Britannia is now a wh*re

[@silviameganmazzantini1840]

i love the passion. he refused to breathe just so he could list ALL the insults. That is true dedication 😂

[@learnwithesolarious]

Legendary, historical rant! 💯

[@Gthornby]

Fantastic. Always spot on.This man probably knows what needs to be done in this country then any other politician. What a legend!

[@ishaangovardhan7430]

The best part of this video is the complacent people having a fun little picnic in the background of his rant. The world burns in the foreground even as we fuck about, obliviously living our little lives in the background (or is it the other way around)

[@therealcaldini]

Getting on with our freedoms while we still have them.

[@OrangeNash]

The majority of those people must have voted for Johnson, too. Disturbing.

[@flynnlong9998]

@@OrangeNash London is infamously red mate...

[@bigol9223]

People enjoying their lives while some guy reads a reddit rant to a camera.

[@EggBastion]

why not both?

[@chrisjackson9743]

Please give us your take on the current situation Jonathan. Truss and Sunak!!!!

[@PWMoze]

I've been dying to see Pie's take on this fire in a bin bag for weeks. 'Flag Shagger'...perfect. The blithering sack of vicious custard is finally on the way out. Hurrah,

[@oracle8589]

I mean is it bad to show love for your country or something lol I don’t get it..

[@highdownmartin]

And they’ll pin ALL the blame about lorry queues, fuel prices, cost of living etc etc on Johnson. Nothing to do with the tories , Brexit , lack of backbone or talent. And the suckers will believe it!

[@theghostoftomjoad7161]

@@oracle8589 Loving your country is a million miles from loving johnson!

[@desmo998rr]

@@oracle8589 Only a fool would love their country blindly.

[@dnomyarnostaw]

@@oracle8589 Well, cuddling a flag is done so much, by every bad politician that it is a reliable indicator of desperation. A bit like a photo op, standing outside a Church that you never attend, with a bible that you have never read

[@VaiSwitch]

"not so much reshuffling deck chairs on the Titanic, more - reshuffling Cat shit on a litter tray" is honestly the most accurate analogy for this Government I think I have heard and will ever hear. So fucking funny!

[@seiboldtadelbertsmiter3735]

It feels really nice to have someone actually say the things we all think out loud.

[@Sportliveonline]

lets get real and cut fuel prices by half to one pound a litre forget politics

[@ArtyEffem]

Now we need someone to say the things we're not allowed to think out-loud.

[@aron_e39b77]

@Lyrical Gammster "We get the government we deserve" ..That obviously exclude people that aren't free, like north korea, china and russia for example.

[@NerdAdventurer85]

This was Awesome! That bit where you went,"HE'S STILL F###ING THERE!!!!" Had me in stitches. If i was in conversation with you, i'm afraid all i'd be able to think of in reply would be something like,"Yeah i know....load'a crap ain't it Mate!" Haa! You remind me a bit of that weatherman from Horrible Histories. Just a really mental grown up version. Ha!

[@poisonedmonkey8856]

"We'll take our chances with the next useless posh sliver of bollock skin" is my favourite ever sentence.

[@SteampunkGent]

"Useless posh sliver of bollock skin" = upsobs ... an acronym for our time

[@cristinaw2541]

As a Londoners who mother tongue isn't english, you able to express my anger towards to government much better than myself. XD I am happy you upload this as soon as possible after the news drop. Your rant is always freshing~ ^^)b Thx a lot Pie~

[@petrolhead1077]

Why do I get the impression that a lot of this script was written a while ago in preparation? That really says a lot, how he’s lasted this long is quite frankly incredible.

[@bokhans]

Could it be the snow in the background? 😉

[@haruhisuzumiya6650]

It's less a script and more a exposé

[@stalhein62]

@@bokhans perfectly normal English summer weather

[@henriikkak2091]

BJ has been going for six months at least

[@Rushfelt33]

Nothing short of beautiful. Missed you Pie

[@tonysuffolk]

You can always rely on a clear balanced summary from this man.

[@paulsanders860]

🤣🤣🤣

[@PutsOnSneakers]

A bit too animated tho... Dude will one day off himself due to a stroke.

[@rinflame44]

That couple enjoying a romantic time in the park while listening to yells of 'shrivelling bollocks' are the unsung heroes of the video.

[@jasonmcleod8914]

I'm Canadian, born and raised... and when I heard Boris was tossed, the instantaneous excitement over the image of Jonathan Pie losing it on camera was overwhelming. Oh Britain, never change. ❤️

[@lonestardavid]

quote of the week "when I heard Boris was tossed" i think you will find we in the uk know Boris well enough to know as a confirmed tosser being tossed is something he would relish.

[@AG-qo6oi]

Who tossed off Boris?

[@Blitterbug]

@@AG-qo6oi More women than you can shake a sausage at.

[@CharlieTheSupersaurus]

@@AG-qo6oi There's a whole long list of his former wives/mistresses and his current one. Take your pick.

[@berylsmith7501]

Nadine Dorries

[@skruby7535]

'His CV reads like a Demon's resume' - A fucking legend