Josh Widdicombe "My iPhone Has The Lifespan Of A Moth - AND ANOTHER THING Best Of | Universal Comedy

Watch this side splitting compilation from Josh's 2013 Live Show And Another Thing. Where he hilariously dissects such issues as Jam, iPhones, Hotel Breakfasts and many many more.
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[@isabellarae9904]

I quit Duke of Edinburgh WAY before the actual camping but people from my school used it as an excuse to get totally pissed in a forest. Obviously they didn’t think about the fact they’d have to hike back.

[@MrFizzbox]

Sounds like a fun hike

[@vomitdev]

the compass on my phone has come in handy on one occasion, my duke of edinburgh

[@weponizedsatire2813]

louise c clever

[@imid3440]

They took our phones away on DofE :3

[@vomitdev]

Imi D what the fuck they can’t do that

[@jonathancarswell7209]

@@vomitdev you aren't meant to have a phone lol.. just one or two for emergencies

[@vomitdev]

jonny cwell you’re not meant to not have it there’s no rules against it you’re expected to have it

[@jancovanderwesthuizen8070]

I misread it as "month" and I was impressed

[@tomhitch3835]

Glad im not the only one who can't reed

[@TheSiameseDreamer]

I read that too. Lol

[@ylvarasmussen625]

One of the shelves on my fridge door is full of homemade jams from my neighbour. Just lots and lots of plum jam I'm never going to use, but one day I'll have to spoon out of the jars and into the bin, because she wants her jars back when I finish the jam.

[@lyenta]

Well your welcome to sent them to me😂 I love homemade jam ♡

[@imid3440]

That sounds delicious! Try and use it, pies, cakes, on toast etc!

[@3122tan]

Try telling her her jam is delicious and you really appreciate it but simply that you aren't a jam eater. Take the occasional jar but take a year to use half of it. She'll stop giving you so much then. But it's probably too late for this advice in any case; that ship has sailed. I think you're stuck.

[@LynxSouth]

If it was properly canned/bottled jam, you don't need to keep it in the refrigerator unless you've opened it.

[@bilindalaw-morley161]

Ylva Rasmussen tell her you’ve developed type 2 diabetes. Yes,you wish you’d had precognition you would have known with the first offering to say you HAD diabetes, but...

[@MichaelCravith]

I think I might've shat myself at that ending sound effect.

[@Poetrywriter12]

Got his autograph a few weeks ago. Hes a proper nice dude 😊😊😊

[@ariesleorising9421]

Misha Writer He’s so funny!!! Sadly, not really known here in Texas!!! 😒

[@arianaajbeaverhausen8175]

@@ariesleorising9421 at least you have good taste! 😉😁

[@andreaskarlsson5251]

​@@ariesleorising9421not really known out of UK i think. :P at least hes not big in sweden either. (None of my mates knows about him) Think thats pretty standard for comedians.. some exceptions ofc.. like Seinfeld or Gervais.

[@Envyi]

"I made a home video of what I imagine the series to be like." Jokes on you, the home video!GoT is still a better ending than the actual series.

[@salmon7794]

Is it just me or does this guy sound like his throat is sore 100% of the time

[@damankymuse650]

Ye

[@rosemaryraynor5178]

i know he suffers from asthma so that maybe why?

[@maggieboys2543]

He has quite bad asthma. The medication is hard on your voice.

[@HLY66]

Dude sounding like the British equivalent of the Squeaky Voice Teen from The Simpsons

[@subscriberswithnovideos-eg9kq]

Gold.

[@Samuel-ku1qb]

"I WON'T LEAVE YOU, MR. FRODO!"

[@hereticmuncher749]

Why does josh look like mr tumble after 20 years of hard heroine addiction

[@unknownusername5111]

Too accurate

[@RyxNTheReal]

Ironically my iphone ran out of charge watching this 😂😂😂

[@Romoa345]

Then how did you comment this? * Illuminati conspiracy music plays *

[@RyxNTheReal]

@@Romoa345 charged it ya idiot kmt

[@Olifant0]

Ryan that’s not irony that’s coincidence

[@toutl]

And you came back. Jeez

[@_splix]

Theres a moth in my bathroom that has been there for 7 months

[@3122tan]

Mate, you've got to clean that bathroom and get rid of him!

[@deangraca7869]

@@3122tan my man just chilling why you got to evict him ?

[@twelvegeez3843]

ii_Alive moths only live a day........................

[@twelvegeez3843]

Its probably its babys hatching new ones everyday

[@magaliebatterie3148]

Trap, like a moth in a bath

[@finlaycoetsee4433]

He sounds like Marge Simpson

[@SANDSCORCHER]

He sounds significantly more like Zippy.

[@dand1374]

Wtf??

[@Basswave_]

I think you need to get your ears checked

[@teojnelson]

Sounds like Dobby

[@MGamerGirl]

@@SANDSCORCHER that is a better one 😂 😂 😂

[@tieldricbolton8759]

i use the compass app way to often i dont even go outside im just a nosey prick who likes to know where north is to make sure it hasnt gone where its not meant to be

[@keri2868]

He offended my mother so much with the jam jokes!

[@Hair8Metal8Karen]

I always appreciate homemade jams, chutney and relishes from people. Tell your mum that not everyone is that ungrateful.

[@Dxs4all]

We used to have a bunch of fruit trees and bushes and honestly, what else were we gonna use with all that fruit but make compote and jam with it? Our family actually rather appreciated never having to go out to buy jam 😂

[@ridermissy8111]

the jam-cd comparison is everything

[@KL-hr2kj]

I'm watching this on my Samsung and the irony of it is funnier to me than the skit

[@lonelyteapot858]

im trying to drink water while watching this, my monitor is now covered in water

[@Powkiddy]

Looks like he’s done some serious lines

[@dylanbailey8090]

Anyone notice that one of the people in the audience is on their phone 😂

[@lorelaigilmore8668]

I read the title as "My iPhone has the Lifespan of a *Month*" Oh well. Dyslexia do as dyslexia wants.

[@michaelheliotis5279]

Being attached at the hip to a power point is the reason I still use my trusty brick cell phone with its week-long lifespan.

[@ebonyrose7236]

I bought my brother jam for Christmas because he always uses it all

[@lucy.eugenie5268]

Key word: bought

[@AnnabellaRedwood]

@@lucy.eugenie5268 lol

[@rubybird8976]

I literally got a letter for the duke of Edinburgh award thing today😂

[@liamlyons8942]

Saaaame, watching this video on my lunch is a genuine risk

[@Shap00]

Just turn on the auto generated subtitles and enjoy the misery of it )))

[@ammamunday7754]

I love his voice.

[@astroposyt2898]

Better at standup than panel shows

[@rossshepherd9836]

I'd say fairly shit at both.

[@isabellatham86]

spranta! yessss!!! :D

[@christopheroconnor4665]

I died when he said that XD

[@glowinthedarkspider3118]

I go to an after school club, and the people in the year above me used it for their d of e, and they all complained about the hikes and stuff, I know I wanna do it next year when the school reopens, but I'm sure as hell that it'll be like a month before I complain just as much as the current year nines

[@videosofthedammed]

Nah mate Fanta and oasis are the one

[@ianfryer2942]

I love him, seen live and almost died!

[@1234smileface]

There are too many adds on this video.....!!!!

[@MGamerGirl]

When his voice was breaking did it get stuck like that, he sounds like his nuts are in limbo ☺

[@carmenm.4091]

2 Unlimited, excellent😂... didn’t know they where known beyond the Dutch border!

[@arianaajbeaverhausen8175]

There are No Limits to his musical knowledge 🤪😂 All the best from Scotland 💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🌍🇳🇱❤

[@deanslyrics8797]

love a local lad :D

[@Styxintheriver]

Coco pops?? Is that British Coco Puffs??

[@JimijaymesProductions]

Cocoa Krispies, not British versions exactly the same thing made by Kellogs, they have different names in different countries. It's Coco pops in Australia too.

[@theoargyros3618]

One pop a day🤣

[@luish8056]

Dudes funny as hell

[@kami3000]

Insight is the first way to recovery.

[@emy198]

Lol I thought it would be washed down after all they food with the water from the condom

[@fyrgebrc4666]

Boi you need a drink

[@monomakes]

He's great! But WTF was that sound at the end!!

[@thegoose8197]

Accurate

[@thomaswilliams9054]

D of E < Ten Tors

[@igs1987]

Come on parlour, friend

[@elizaknight6980]

Hahahaa, I love this show :D

[@henryharrison3753]

Wow josh is posh

[@rikzz0r]

He's really not.

[@deanslyrics8797]

he's literally a farm lad he's from Devon lol

[@henryharrison3753]

If you think he’s not posh I’m afraid to say you’re probably posh aswell (im English)

[@teejaay7609]

Henry Harrison jack Whitehall is a posh English comedian. Josh may be a bit more middle class than some, but he’s not posh.

[@arianaajbeaverhausen8175]

@@henryharrison3753 the definition of posh is "the quality of being elegant, stylish or upper class," as much as I like Josh I don't think he is any of those things 😄 I'm Scottish and definitely not posh, I live in an area of Edinburgh that is so rough even the dogs walk around in pairs! 🤪😂 I'd say he's middle class but I can see where you're coming from.

[@christinecampbell1677]

I love an eat you can buffet breakfast.

[@adeenamansoor2192]

what I need right now are subtitles.

[@eiveive]

cHHHashpoints

[@TinyFord1]

Aaah joke is on Josh, because there is no war in Afganistan anymore

[@passworddk]

What the hell is going on with his left foot - he keeps standing on the side of it

[@PaulMab9]

Anders Gertz Sørensen he does it when he shifts his weight to his other foot, and leans completely off of it, so probably nothing. Just weird.

[@haleywilliams1743]

idk what it is about him but stg im in love with him

[@zn4rf]

@ 9:30 ... whelp...

[@kaiashton2885]

5:35 haha cracked me up

[@tomtaylor7338]

Funny as piles

[@annas3134]

6:10

[@mama--rua]

Ew wish i hadn't just googled bellend 😐

[@ccggenius]

NEVER look up a term you've never heard without Google Safe Search turned on. Alternatively, I've heard blue waffles are delicious.

[@georgiajeffries5531]

@@ccggenius while we are talking about great things, you should see the new golden showers!

[@feconway]

@@georgiajeffries5531Lemon partys are also very cool!

[@LynxSouth]

1- for searches, try StartPage. It doesn't track you or keep your info as Google does. startpage.com 2 - for things you don't know, try freedictionary.com It explains things in US & UK English and has idioms, medical dictionary, wikipedia, thesaurus, translations etc., etc. And no pictures -- just nice, safe, clear words.

[@dlwatib]

He'd be a lot funnier if I could understand him more than half the time.

[@HCain]

Let me guess... you're American? 😄

[@mama--rua]

He looks feverish and pasty

[@arianaajbeaverhausen8175]

Don't be so racist, that is an Englishman in his natural state! 🤪😂❤

[@HCain]

Then you haven't seen many brits mama rua. If you lived there, their climate would make you be lookin feverish and pasty too.

[@schlongy2dope]

I like homemade jam

[@richghost2897]

kentucky fried specsavers, im dead