Let’s Talk About “Black Jobs”

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Josh Johnson

Josh Johnson

Күн бұрын

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@JoshJohnsonComedy
@JoshJohnsonComedy 3 ай бұрын
Hi Friends thanks for watching. Make sure to subscribe. Goal is 650k by Sept 1
@josephmiller8264
@josephmiller8264 3 ай бұрын
Get it!
@empressventress2938
@empressventress2938 3 ай бұрын
Love you and your comedy, Josh 🎉
@cherryboo65b56
@cherryboo65b56 3 ай бұрын
Yay🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
@joshalsea
@joshalsea 3 ай бұрын
You bring smiles to somber faces.
@jamisonlamkin5576
@jamisonlamkin5576 3 ай бұрын
Subscribed fam! ✌🏽 Is “fam” still hip haha?
@clairelashaun4886
@clairelashaun4886 3 ай бұрын
"I love seeing black people succeed at stuff I didn't know we did." 🤣😂😅😂🤣 FACTS!!! 💯😁
@Badbaby72
@Badbaby72 3 ай бұрын
Me too 😊
@davebuchan81
@davebuchan81 3 ай бұрын
I love to see white people succeed... just kidding, that would be racist, right? I like this comedy, but when you're calling out racism please remember that if you care about the medal winners skin colour then you are being a bit racist yourself. That's a white job, ha.
@bambolou
@bambolou 3 ай бұрын
Same.
@thesharkangel6341
@thesharkangel6341 3 ай бұрын
No, but I'm not even aa and I feel this so much as well!! I'm glad he put it in words!!
@abysspresence
@abysspresence 3 ай бұрын
hilarious on its own merits but as a black person who's been thinking about picking up fencing for a minute I was just Gone. what a treat
@janettewong9900
@janettewong9900 3 ай бұрын
This is a sign that you and your friends should bring nice candles, candleholders, and a fancy lighter as presents next time
@alee7322
@alee7322 3 ай бұрын
Or use their cell phones 😂😂😂😂
@ms.bonilla8059
@ms.bonilla8059 3 ай бұрын
​​@@alee7322That's what I thought!! "No one had a cell phone?" 😂😂
@lwills8609
@lwills8609 3 ай бұрын
@@alee7322 I was thinking he was going to say they turned the flashlight on on their cell phones!!! 🤣🤣
@alexisalexis4469
@alexisalexis4469 3 ай бұрын
​@@ms.bonilla8059My exact thoughts!
@Madyuki
@Madyuki 3 ай бұрын
​@@ms.bonilla8059 not sure if he said when, but old cell phones didn't have flashlights
@NubianGoddess8
@NubianGoddess8 3 ай бұрын
Josh Johnson is giving honor where honor is due. A black man honoring and lifting up black women. This is black love🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
@superduperkid3143
@superduperkid3143 3 ай бұрын
How many comments will you make? Shut up.
@memedump8
@memedump8 3 ай бұрын
marlon humphrey could learn a thing or two from Josh
@maryroberts589
@maryroberts589 3 ай бұрын
This white woman is lovin' this black man lovin' these black women! All solid gold winners!!
@drjanines3301
@drjanines3301 3 ай бұрын
Love that! ​@@maryroberts589
@idkwhybut...
@idkwhybut... 3 ай бұрын
Ain't gonna ​@@blameyourmamma for your bitterness. That's all you
@tkh22
@tkh22 3 ай бұрын
When Simone posted that picture of herself with her medal and the caption "I love my Black job" 😮‍💨
@maribelroman5469
@maribelroman5469 Ай бұрын
Yea. She dropped the mic on Trump…
@franneep
@franneep Ай бұрын
​@@maribelroman5469And with grace, dignity and most of all, PRIDE!
@artkarounos816
@artkarounos816 Ай бұрын
@@maribelroman5469exactly how? 😐
@alisonjohnson1701
@alisonjohnson1701 29 күн бұрын
What does that mean anyway???
@artkarounos816
@artkarounos816 28 күн бұрын
@@alisonjohnson1701 it means illegals are taking jobs traditionally performed by black men especially men who were incarcerated and can’t find work so easily. They probably pay illegals less too it’s a problem.
@InstantSanity
@InstantSanity 3 ай бұрын
I don't know why but "you don't have to whisper, it's just dark" absolutely took me out
@keywestjoe1
@keywestjoe1 Ай бұрын
Marco Polo style, hilarious
@Tommyoda
@Tommyoda Ай бұрын
longest story EVER being in the dark 🤣
@awhit1584
@awhit1584 3 ай бұрын
“out here treating broke like a country” 😂
@DonnaHenley-i9n
@DonnaHenley-i9n 3 ай бұрын
@@awhit1584 I live there.
@sheriwalsh291
@sheriwalsh291 3 ай бұрын
Not sure why this line hit me so hard, but I felt this one 😂
@elephant_888
@elephant_888 2 ай бұрын
@@sheriwalsh291it’s such a fantastic line, I’m surprised I’m just hearing it for the first time!!! 🤣
@lindagraves3129
@lindagraves3129 Ай бұрын
​@@DonnaHenley-i9n😂 hey, we're neighbors! 😁
@pamelajohnson6825
@pamelajohnson6825 Ай бұрын
Watching this one again. Still funny AF!!!
@TheFullmetalsword
@TheFullmetalsword 3 ай бұрын
This thumbnail is hilarious cause it looks like Josh is one of the black women winning
@hodanugas5916
@hodanugas5916 3 ай бұрын
I can’t unsee it 😂☠️
@WilliamsPinch
@WilliamsPinch 3 ай бұрын
😂
@angelabatiste446
@angelabatiste446 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@jasminer.6721
@jasminer.6721 3 ай бұрын
Josh IS a beautiful black woman 🥰🥰
@SistaSource
@SistaSource 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@PraiseRap
@PraiseRap 3 ай бұрын
Its only Tuesday and Josh has already sold out all 8 shows this weekend in Arlington Texas. Its your time brother, we are happy for you.
@brendatomlinson
@brendatomlinson 3 ай бұрын
I had to go to Arlington LAST weekend! Shoot, timing sux
@choney324
@choney324 3 ай бұрын
Wowwwwwwwww!!!! I didn't know he was in Arlington!!!
@JStack
@JStack 3 ай бұрын
I saw someone watching his Kendrick/Drake beef video on the train a few weeks ago. The man is POPPING
@PraiseRap
@PraiseRap 3 ай бұрын
@@brendatomlinson he might add an extra show
@brendatomlinson
@brendatomlinson 3 ай бұрын
@@PraiseRap that would be great bc I don’t have clients this weekend! Oh wait, not true. I do have clients. Dangit
@nicolegevirtz9398
@nicolegevirtz9398 3 ай бұрын
“… it’s different when the darkness is not your choice.” Like… just pure poetry. He paints with words when describing a ridiculous situation.
@robynpooser7029
@robynpooser7029 Ай бұрын
Intelligent, articulate, honest, Happy, thoughtful, curious, funny.
@christopherbedford9897
@christopherbedford9897 3 ай бұрын
And then Simone Biles Tweeted "I love my Black job" 🔟
@susanheinz5804
@susanheinz5804 15 күн бұрын
@@christopherbedford9897 That was hilarious!🤣😍 She rarely makes public comments. Of course some people took issue with it. Trumpers, no doubt.
@advike9882
@advike9882 5 сағат бұрын
@@susanheinz5804 Democrats are crazy with their racism victim hood. So desperate that they take an Indian as black. (Obama was half white as well.) Glad that Simone loves her Black job. But how many blacks are doing her job and getting paid for it? Obviously he wasn't talking about you!
@feraljane
@feraljane 3 ай бұрын
Love the Black Woman Summer! I saw somewhere that Simone Biles commented, ‘I love my black job.’ Except hers really is a black job - no one else is doing what she’s doing.
@FunkyLittlePoptart
@FunkyLittlePoptart 3 ай бұрын
No one else *can* do what she's doing! She's a miracle.
@memedump8
@memedump8 3 ай бұрын
Some other people are and still it was an all black podium with Rebeca, Simone and Jordan It was amazing to see
@kmarch6630
@kmarch6630 3 ай бұрын
That doesn't make it a black job.
@metallsnubben
@metallsnubben 3 ай бұрын
@@FunkyLittlePoptartI checked her wikipedia page for how many medals she has, saw a section called _skills_ (which apparently is the term for the "tricks" so to speak). So it was like a "greatest hits" list of her hardest tricks. And a bunch of them are just called "Biles" (or Biles II, the sequel) and have descriptions like "Biles is the only woman to have performed the Biles vault"
@FunkyLittlePoptart
@FunkyLittlePoptart 3 ай бұрын
@@metallsnubben I swear that all those noodles going on about the boxer being a man are going to go off about her being part bird or something. I cannot even begin to imagine the level of devotion and sacrifice it takes to be the GOAT in a sport that hard. How long before they stop calling it gymnastics and just start with "Bilesing?"
@jc3m
@jc3m 3 ай бұрын
Only Josh can make me go from cracking up about ridiculous physical comedy to making me deeply ponder a societal assumption - and then back. The best kind of whiplash.
@thesharkangel6341
@thesharkangel6341 3 ай бұрын
Agreed. Its the best kind of comedy!
@karenrichardson595
@karenrichardson595 2 ай бұрын
Exactly!!! Love his style!!
@beckymiller2277
@beckymiller2277 2 ай бұрын
Well said!
@pyromaniacalmagpie3198
@pyromaniacalmagpie3198 Ай бұрын
It almost seems like he's just having a really funny conversation, And then whenever he says serious stuff I haven't yet heard him say anything that I disagree with, he's never said anything racist or rude that I have heard. He seems like a really smart dude and it seems like comedy just comes super effortlessly to him and that's why he's been my favourite comedian lately. It just seems so genuine while still being hilarious.
@memedump8
@memedump8 3 ай бұрын
And when Simone lost it was against another black woman (Rebeca Andrade) and the third place went to, you guessed, another black athlete (Jordan Chiles) This is really Black Women Summer both sides of the pond
@tobisouza1294
@tobisouza1294 3 ай бұрын
@@blameyourmamma ???
@irondragonmaiden
@irondragonmaiden 3 ай бұрын
That was for floor. Simone won 3 gold medals (Teams, All Around, and Vault) and got a silver for Floor. She unfortunately didn't medal for Beam due to an uncharacteristic fall, but given that it's usually unlikely for the All Around gold medalists to medal in other events (mostly because they used all of their energy to get the All Around medal, that's normal (it's kind of what happened with Sunisa Lee, and even then she still got bronze in Bars). (Though I know this is off topic, the Italians surprised everyone by having an Italian gold medalist for Beam and they won silver for Teams. I know it doesn't seem like a big deal, but Italy NEVER medals, it's usually the USA, China, Russia or Romania who medal. Both Italy and Brazil were dark horses this year, Italy more so since they don't even have their own Rebeca Andrade and they did as usual in the last Olympics) Frankly, a lot of people aren't also talking about how both Simone Biles and even Rebeca Andrade are also outliers since there's not many Olympic Gymnasts who are 27 and 25 and competing at their level. At their age, many gymnasts are retiring and both medalled!
@anotherpointofview222
@anotherpointofview222 3 ай бұрын
They were all very talented, gifted, disciplined, high performing, young women. All of them beautiful, with beautifully colored skin of varying hues. None of them were black.
@karenrichardson595
@karenrichardson595 3 ай бұрын
Facts 🎉
@SalimSivaad
@SalimSivaad 3 ай бұрын
@@anotherpointofview222Now we’re playing semantic games about whether Black people are the color black? Are you under the impression that White people are actually white and Asian people are actually yellow?
@JoelApplegate
@JoelApplegate 2 ай бұрын
This guy is brilliant without showing off. Hope he has a long and wonderful career!
@rstritmatter
@rstritmatter 2 ай бұрын
Josh, thanks for being not only funny, but a gifted teacher.
@maryrosekent8223
@maryrosekent8223 Ай бұрын
And so easy on the eyes…
@tjzambonischwartz
@tjzambonischwartz 3 ай бұрын
I legitimately do not understand how you manage to crank out the quantity of absolutely GOLDEN material that you do week after week. I am in awe of your abilities.
@rkms5606
@rkms5606 3 ай бұрын
The giftedness of a comedy WRITER on display. ❤
@CantBuyDeem
@CantBuyDeem 3 ай бұрын
Fr tho. The videos just KEEP coming and the jokes always new
@tjzambonischwartz
@tjzambonischwartz 3 ай бұрын
@@CantBuyDeem Not just always new, but new jokes that always LAND too. That's fucking HARD TO DO.
@jpatch917
@jpatch917 Ай бұрын
HEAR, HEAR! ❤
@shikonaori
@shikonaori 3 ай бұрын
That dinner story was fucking wild. Like why didn't y'all just turn on your phone flashlights and point them towards the ceiling or something 😂
@sherrigrant573
@sherrigrant573 3 ай бұрын
What I'm saying lol
@desecration171
@desecration171 3 ай бұрын
Because then they'd have to look at each other and pretend not to notice the problem in the room.
@lamhamzzzzzz
@lamhamzzzzzz 3 ай бұрын
its mostly made up, as with most comedy routine stories. the only point is to build a scene that gets wackier the longer it goes on
@rosafowler7431
@rosafowler7431 3 ай бұрын
Okay, but after the show he was outside taking pictures and the security light kept going on and off right above his head lol.
@ann5935
@ann5935 3 ай бұрын
Yes! This is why I say keep at least 1 candle in the house 😂😭 you never know
@siucracos
@siucracos 3 ай бұрын
Describing fencing as "cosplaying Bridgerton" is one of the most accurate descriptions of anything in the history of ever
@gigiarmany
@gigiarmany 3 ай бұрын
Ikr!!😂😂
@TheDirtyWork
@TheDirtyWork 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂history of ever😂😂😂❤❤❤
@MisterLobb
@MisterLobb 2 ай бұрын
I have to Google Bridgerton.
@alarin612
@alarin612 2 ай бұрын
There is no swordplay in that show.
@thedevicebook
@thedevicebook 2 ай бұрын
​@alarin612 The Bridgerton sons have many hobbies & fencing is one. It is shown on screen too. However much more screen time is given to boxing & they spectate more than they participate. If you're going to say "this didn't happen on this show" it's best to be caught up with all the seasons and episodes. Now that said, nobody NEEDS to watch Bridgerton. It just strikes me if you want to be pedantic enough to correct people, at least be correct.
@CibusMission
@CibusMission 3 ай бұрын
"Treating Poverty like a culture" this was very well said! It is something that we do. Stay polite, and act like it's normal, whatever it is you see and don't make the person feel embarrassed so that you are welcomed back!
@keisharice6713
@keisharice6713 2 ай бұрын
But we normally DON'T want to go back if they have no power😂
@kellonwheelz_66
@kellonwheelz_66 3 ай бұрын
I just LOVE the fact that this young man is absolutely hi-LAR-ious without using a single cuss word! I've been cry-laughing through his whole set! 😂🤣😂😭🤣😂
@wwiya93jp
@wwiya93jp 2 ай бұрын
Exactly! Not one cuss word used. He is very good 😂
@paulinedemarall1575
@paulinedemarall1575 22 күн бұрын
I agree. No cussing!
@lisaboban
@lisaboban 3 ай бұрын
I am not your target audience Josh. I am a white female senior citizen living in Indiana. But you make me laugh so hard!! I love everything about your comedy and get excited every time I see you post! Thank you thank you thank you!!
@UltraInstinct-yn1ft
@UltraInstinct-yn1ft 3 ай бұрын
Not tha target audience? 😂😂 lady, U think tha audience fulla black ppl? 🤣😭🤦🏾‍♂️ omg come on now
@lisaboban
@lisaboban 3 ай бұрын
@@UltraInstinct-yn1ft No, I think the audience is full of very young people!!! If we were related, I'd be Josh's grandmother!!
@danielleseatts1572
@danielleseatts1572 3 ай бұрын
I think you’re his target audience. I human being that can relate to life’s journey and laugh 🫶🏽
@dp1563
@dp1563 3 ай бұрын
​@lisaboban I would be old white grandmother too and couldn't be prouder. Also Texas eats same southern food. I love Josh.
@litallove
@litallove 3 ай бұрын
I think that he makes himself relatable to the masses. That’s what makes him such a force 💪🏽
@HazelwithaZ
@HazelwithaZ 3 ай бұрын
When they talk about Simone, the word I hear the most is "power" 🔥🔥🔥
@MirandolinaAmaldin
@MirandolinaAmaldin 3 ай бұрын
She is amazing. Definitely strong and powerful
@DanielGarofalo100
@DanielGarofalo100 3 ай бұрын
Praise rebeca andrade
@HazelwithaZ
@HazelwithaZ 3 ай бұрын
@@DanielGarofalo100 absolutely! (I just hadn't heard of her until now) 🥇🥇🥇
@sunnie19
@sunnie19 3 ай бұрын
​@@HazelwithaZWelcome!!! You just saw the GOAT on 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
@msbronzegoddess3166
@msbronzegoddess3166 3 ай бұрын
​@@DanielGarofalo100No lol
@wiljanhopeable
@wiljanhopeable 3 ай бұрын
Josh is doing his "black" job perfectly!! I just luv Josh!!
@ItsBAndBees
@ItsBAndBees 3 ай бұрын
“You don’t need to whisper, it’s just dark” 😅 why do we always do that though??
@carlaaxelson6338
@carlaaxelson6338 2 ай бұрын
It’s like we turn down the radio in the car cuz we have to focus
@paulettemabry2711
@paulettemabry2711 3 ай бұрын
This man is a comedic genius who takes everyday things and describes them in unbelievable comedy. He educates and entertains without curse words.
@DetchTube
@DetchTube 3 ай бұрын
"You'on' need to whisper, it's just dark!" 😆
@carlacarter6143
@carlacarter6143 10 күн бұрын
I loved that!!😂😂😂
@braxtonthartabrig
@braxtonthartabrig 3 ай бұрын
Whenever he does the White House Correspondents Dinner sometime soon in the future…it will be hilarious
@GioYoLOL
@GioYoLOL Ай бұрын
We can hope 🤞
@maryrosekent8223
@maryrosekent8223 Ай бұрын
Oh yes! Oh please, oh please, oh please!!!
@maryrosekent8223
@maryrosekent8223 Ай бұрын
Perhaps when Kamala takes her place in The White House!!!
@Ryanneey
@Ryanneey 3 ай бұрын
Sweet Jesus, you gotta be the hardest working comedian in the game right now!
@ingridfong-daley5899
@ingridfong-daley5899 3 ай бұрын
For real.
@78SR
@78SR 3 ай бұрын
@@ingridfong-daley5899 Just writing his material is an incredible feat, but his delivery is out of this world.
@nonchablunt
@nonchablunt 2 ай бұрын
right?! he's so prolific and yet the quality remains very high!
@aloveaffairwithself
@aloveaffairwithself 2 ай бұрын
Every few days, this man has new material. He is going to be soo big!
@keywestjoe1
@keywestjoe1 Ай бұрын
Some comedians work on a performance for weeks, Josh can do things on the fly. I am a fan!
@keithobryan5555
@keithobryan5555 11 күн бұрын
I just recently found this young man, and I can say without any doubt, he's the the one responsible for my sides hurting so bad from laughter. I love this guy and his delivery is spot on.
@hilarymoonmurphy
@hilarymoonmurphy 2 ай бұрын
"Playing telephone with each other's ideas" is a brilliant description of why we need a broader view. Thank you, Josh.
@mickjen
@mickjen 3 ай бұрын
Josh, in front of a black audience, is peak. The accent, the familiarity, the flow of laughter. Yay for everyone.
@noahlomax1
@noahlomax1 3 ай бұрын
Huge shoutout to Black women. HUGE!!!! In the Olympics but most importantly, in life. I love to see you sistahs shine. Great set, Josh!
@NubianGoddess8
@NubianGoddess8 3 ай бұрын
🖤🖤🖤🖤❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@KatelynBrown-e5o
@KatelynBrown-e5o 3 ай бұрын
😊🩷
@bethanyjohnson8222
@bethanyjohnson8222 3 ай бұрын
❤❤
@lakeishasmith85
@lakeishasmith85 3 ай бұрын
❤❤❤❤
@EdKoller
@EdKoller 3 ай бұрын
Amen, from an atheist, old white guy from central Pennsyltucky.😂😂😂😂😂
@PresidentClambake
@PresidentClambake 3 ай бұрын
This man has a new set EVERY WEEK this man is WORKING
@BluDiamond01
@BluDiamond01 3 ай бұрын
I’m 46 and recently, fell. The entire way down, I saw: the a/c vent, the wall, a doorknob, my keys, my dog (sitting with a slight head tilt), and a missing sock under the buffet. It took 6-8 seconds for my brain to land in my head. I had the twisties and never twisted. SALUTE TO THE HUMAN FLYERS and PRAYERS for them as they push on to do what they love…Congratulations Simone and the FAAFO CREW!! RESPECT ❤
@shevettcooper3478
@shevettcooper3478 13 күн бұрын
😂
@grisellephillips1438
@grisellephillips1438 2 ай бұрын
I recently started listening to Josh Johnson. He's great! He takes a simple mundane situation and turns it into a big story that you can suddenly relate to. He does it so elegantly! ❤ Bill Belamy is one of my favorite comedians. Now, I am adding Josh Johnson to my list of comedians I like. 😊
@toober1066
@toober1066 3 ай бұрын
OMG. I'm an old white guy and laughed with recognition during the story about picking your switch. Mom used to make us do that all the time. "Get a good one or I'll go find one I like!" she'd say. Tennessee girl RIP.
@Nanahux
@Nanahux 3 ай бұрын
If I didn't pick a good switch, my Granny would go pick a limb! I've been telling people this my whole adulthood. Lol Lord knows I miss that woman.
@toober1066
@toober1066 3 ай бұрын
@@Nanahux We got to get a little older before we appreciate the tough love that kept us on the straight and narrow.
@sharongarrett4356
@sharongarrett4356 3 ай бұрын
Same!!
@mothom323
@mothom323 3 ай бұрын
@@toober1066truth!! ❤
@Pandameter13
@Pandameter13 3 ай бұрын
I forget who, but I remember a comedian talking about his sibling bringing back a log, and granny laughing too hard to whoop him. So pro tip if violence comes back to child-rearing
@Jamievcapp
@Jamievcapp 3 ай бұрын
Can't really go to a show at this point in my life so gotta show some appreciation!
@alexisb7297
@alexisb7297 3 ай бұрын
Lauren Scruggs is the first black *american* woman to win an individual medal in fencing, France's Laura Flessel is actually the first black woman to win in 1996
@KristineMaitland
@KristineMaitland 3 ай бұрын
Thanks for reminding us of that. Also, if my memory serves, there is a black American Muslim family that fences so we have been on the scene for a while.
@nonilovechild5524
@nonilovechild5524 3 ай бұрын
Would we say The first Yellow woman? No so state where she is from not her color. Trump was right with the Kamala turned Black statement since Black is a color anybody can claim and do at their convenience. Black is not a nationality.
@MakeWay4CJ
@MakeWay4CJ 2 ай бұрын
@KristineMaitland I think that when she was talking about the 1st, she meant in terms of olympians.
@lauwilliams-hn8qs
@lauwilliams-hn8qs 2 ай бұрын
She was known as "The Wasp" and won 5 Olympic medals over the course of three Olympic games.
@plwadodveeefdv
@plwadodveeefdv 2 ай бұрын
@@lauwilliams-hn8qs also the most olympic medals in any sport of any french woman, no big deal
@reginajohnson8534
@reginajohnson8534 Ай бұрын
I LAUGHED SO HARD at the dinner party story at the beginning
@soulpower9570
@soulpower9570 3 ай бұрын
I love smart comedians!! His work is well thought out and hilarious! 😂 😂
@nikki80368
@nikki80368 3 ай бұрын
Okay whoever on the editing team doing the zooms needs a RAISE 😂😂 cuz Josh alone is funny but these random closeups have me wheeeeezing
@abasdarhon
@abasdarhon 3 ай бұрын
Please don't give the editor(s) more money; we'll start getting sudden closeups of Josh's shoes or just one eye as it widens slightly.
@OctopusOwl
@OctopusOwl 3 ай бұрын
The editing has been phenomenal
@regina0273
@regina0273 3 ай бұрын
Def noticed the change a few weeks ago ! Top tier🔥😂
@Luvurselffirst
@Luvurselffirst 3 ай бұрын
This is the truth
@TheDirtyWork
@TheDirtyWork 3 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@deborahthomas3475
@deborahthomas3475 3 ай бұрын
Years ago my husband and I went to see Buffy the Vampire Slayer at a place that served drinks. When we got home he spent the evening trying to do cartwheels. He was in some pain the next day. The last time I did a cartwheel i smacked my foot on a sturdy table. Simone has the most unimaginable strong body.
@Blauqkween
@Blauqkween 3 ай бұрын
I was there as a birthday surprise, because I did not know where I was going I looked at the HUGE crowd. I saw young, old, people of all races, preppy to grunge, conservative to eccentric people. There was no way for me to guess. I did NOT look at the marquee and the people in line said nothing. When the two people came on stage I closed my ears, and then figured out it was comedy. I closed my ears until the HEADLINER came on and it was JOSH. I was excited, I almost screamed. I smiled so hard and laughed even harder. Great show, did not disappoint. The crowd that was there to see him is a testament to how good he is. We were able to met him and he is uber nice. GREAT SHOW from one of my favorite young comedians!!!!!!
@kariannstickle2708
@kariannstickle2708 3 ай бұрын
Live performance roulette? I love it.
@Maderlololohio
@Maderlololohio Ай бұрын
What a treat!
@lilys7431
@lilys7431 2 ай бұрын
Josh so grateful you are sharing your talent with us! Makes my world a happier place.
@amack9303
@amack9303 Ай бұрын
Apparently, I've been under a rock cause I am just discovering this man.I am in stitches.New subscriber love it!!!!😂😂😂
@kianna4954
@kianna4954 3 ай бұрын
I love how in this hypothetical Josh and his friends had rather sat in the dark then just turn their flashlights on 😭😭😭😭
@HellaGust
@HellaGust 3 ай бұрын
Well I mean taking your phone out at dinner would just be rude, y'know?
@shancandance
@shancandance 3 ай бұрын
You think this fellow would invest in some cheap 🕯️ candles to keep around if reg occurence 😂
@pathmor
@pathmor 2 ай бұрын
@@HellaGustI mean you could put your phone face down on the table and then face the flashlight up so there’s a light source
@houseofproctor
@houseofproctor 2 ай бұрын
I mean there are pop up dinner experiences called dinner in the dark so it wouldn’t be implausible
@dewberrystar
@dewberrystar 3 ай бұрын
Josh is so talented at storytelling, that dinner story is freaking hilarious but his delivery made it like 1000% funnier 😂🤣
@normette
@normette 3 ай бұрын
I was at this show, and it was phenomenal!! 🔥🔥🔥👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
@DonnaHenley-i9n
@DonnaHenley-i9n 3 ай бұрын
@@normette I was at Friday's show. Fire.
@valdagadsden2956
@valdagadsden2956 2 ай бұрын
Josh is such a great story teller and comedian. He keeps me laughing and thinking. Thanks Josh 👍
@pringlized
@pringlized 2 ай бұрын
Great routine. But you had me at "pick your switch" 🤣🤣🤣
@JennVoix
@JennVoix 3 ай бұрын
I am "I grew up in the South before Child Protective Services" years old. My kids introduced me to your comedy, and I'm grateful!🙏😍🤩 Thank you for making me laugh so hard while washing dishes that my teenager could hear me over whatever he was listening to in his earbuds!👏🙏😅😂🤣
@WhiteTiger333
@WhiteTiger333 2 ай бұрын
Haha - we used to get spanked in Kroger's if we needed it, and the other women shoppers stood around watching and approving. 🤣
@pansepot1490
@pansepot1490 2 ай бұрын
My mom made ME doing the dishes when I was a teenager. Think about it, lady.
@rosemarie20
@rosemarie20 2 ай бұрын
Love it. I'm that old, too, and from the South.
@nickrp88
@nickrp88 3 ай бұрын
Props to the editor, the zoom game is on point.
@abasdarhon
@abasdarhon 3 ай бұрын
I'm at the point where I think the editor feels like they might be overpaid and is trying to earn it.
@Triplemother
@Triplemother 3 ай бұрын
Yes! I notice those skills, makes the segment even funnier
@Simplelivingslowliving
@Simplelivingslowliving 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@maryrosekent8223
@maryrosekent8223 Ай бұрын
I think the props should go to the camera operator…
@bovinityleak2066
@bovinityleak2066 3 ай бұрын
Re simone biles bit: “y’all she gone. She’s going to space!” 😂😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
@zd3365
@zd3365 Ай бұрын
I am SO HAPPY I have found your comedy. What a gift you have, Josh...I hope to see you live someday soon. Your ability to blend everyday life observation with social commentary reminds me of the late, great Paul Mooney.
@lillyenovis15
@lillyenovis15 24 күн бұрын
Simone is absolutely phenomenal, and an incredible sweetheart too! Her season on Dancing With the Stars was just precious!
@rynnlemieux5339
@rynnlemieux5339 3 ай бұрын
I used to live in SF and went to comedy clubs often, Josh Tuesdays lets me feel like I'm back in the dark room, laughing with strangers. ❤
@kingtut8133
@kingtut8133 3 ай бұрын
U lived in small forward 🤨
@rynnlemieux5339
@rynnlemieux5339 3 ай бұрын
@@kingtut8133 😄
@lillianmvargaso4960
@lillianmvargaso4960 3 ай бұрын
So nice- especially in the time we are currently living. He is like magic for laughter.😂
@thesharkangel6341
@thesharkangel6341 3 ай бұрын
I've not had the opportunity to go to one yet, but that sounds really really nice :]
@madoldbatwoman
@madoldbatwoman 3 ай бұрын
That's the joy of being there isn't it? Not just the person doing the funnies, it's enjoying them with others.
@elaexplorer
@elaexplorer 3 ай бұрын
I think the funniest part about the eating in the dark story is that no one else said anything about the dark, and no one thought to turn on the flashlight on their phone and set it on the table as a light.
@anndeecosita3586
@anndeecosita3586 3 ай бұрын
I think that would help but the range span of the light wouldn’t that great especially if it’s lying flat on the table. Lighting Candles would be the better option. Most people I know keep candles and real deal flashlights in case of power outages from storms.
@mjojo7070
@mjojo7070 3 ай бұрын
It felt like an Atlanta episode lmao
@elaexplorer
@elaexplorer 3 ай бұрын
@@anndeecosita3586 the light would be facing up. Much brighter than a candle which not many people have.
@mumuvp
@mumuvp 2 ай бұрын
That's how you know it's a bit, not true story
@SauerPatchGardening
@SauerPatchGardening 2 ай бұрын
I was raised in the 70s before protective services..my best friend was raised by her great grandmother who we called Big Mama..if she and I got into trouble together we had to pick a switch...together..I can tell you we better never, bring Big Mama a switch that would break..or we had to repick and get double..thankfully we didn't have to pick switches very often..there was a weeping willow tree across from our houses, and that was the tree we had to choose from, and pick off all the leaves..before we got a woopin..the process of choosing was way worse than the woopin..I loved that woman until the day she died. ❤
@jimm.6542
@jimm.6542 3 ай бұрын
The old Richard Pryor reference of the bush in the backyard still resonates. I’m 62 and remember that bush in our backyard. It’s funny now, but…….😢
@bettyebooker361
@bettyebooker361 3 ай бұрын
We all remember that burning butt bush‼️ At 66 I 😢 remember ok?!
@tammyhavens
@tammyhavens 3 ай бұрын
Laughing till I cried! Got me going with "pick your switch"! I am 65, white and raised in Memphis Tn. Southern Grandmas in general practiced that same dark art of discipline.
@pegitamg9716
@pegitamg9716 3 ай бұрын
So good to see your audience are completely invested in your career. You are such a talented comedian!
@poshradical
@poshradical 2 ай бұрын
You might be the GOAT as a comedian.
@marypfender9984
@marypfender9984 Ай бұрын
Just found your channel. You are hysterical!
@ThatGurl-eo2es
@ThatGurl-eo2es 3 ай бұрын
"You don't need to whisper, it's just dark." Made me actually spit my tea out 😂
@carpooltonal
@carpooltonal 3 ай бұрын
Another Joshday brings the joy to the masses!! I Can't wait!!
@Ginger_Spicy_Candor
@Ginger_Spicy_Candor 3 ай бұрын
the level of his genius is crazy
@JustinThorntonArt
@JustinThorntonArt 3 ай бұрын
What I find impressive about this set is how polished it is even though it’s about stuff that just happened. It had the feel of a set that had been worked on and tested for awhile and not the less polished evening monologue of a late night show.
@SakuraPardeshi1
@SakuraPardeshi1 3 ай бұрын
Dear Josh Johnson, It was great and surreal to see my favourite duo, you and Logan, live, in Atlanta this past Saturday!!!! Every so often during your show, I almost had to pinch myself to confirm that I wasn't dreaming! Thank you guys for coming!!!!
@CoClock
@CoClock 3 ай бұрын
Yesss!! I’m doing an all-nighter. This is my reward for completing my next Task! Back in 15 mins!
@skunkrat01
@skunkrat01 3 ай бұрын
Congrats 👏👏 how's it going? 😁
@CoClock
@CoClock 3 ай бұрын
Task done - in spite of tech making me have to redo part of it 🙄 . Took 3x as long but I earned it. Watched the set for my reward! 🎉 This was a good show. I’m so glad to see Josh commanding this big venue. Keep up the good grind everyone. The right hard work pays off!
@lwilson2650
@lwilson2650 3 ай бұрын
The camera cut to the fencing hand was wild 😂
@bajanconcepts
@bajanconcepts 3 ай бұрын
when he said, "cause she heard him....." that alone killed me....the delivery ya'll 🤣
@deniseeugene1852
@deniseeugene1852 3 ай бұрын
Don’t forget the USA women’s basketball team and Gabby Thomas .
@elladaze
@elladaze 3 ай бұрын
As soon as he mentioned Kamala Harris an ad for her popped up. I mean talk about comedic timing 😂. Great show as always 🎉
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 3 ай бұрын
I was watching her Pennsylvania speech and announcement of the VP while this was on and missed the live!😅
@litallove
@litallove 3 ай бұрын
Same! 😂
@wolvmarine313
@wolvmarine313 3 ай бұрын
Too bad she identified as Indian. Oh well.
@oslonorway547
@oslonorway547 3 ай бұрын
​@@wolvmarine313 Wrong. She is Indian, but identifies as black. Has several clips of her proudly saying she is Indian. Are you seriously letting her new campaign southern accent deceive you?
@wolvmarine313
@wolvmarine313 3 ай бұрын
@@oslonorway547 Absolutely not. I know she's a fraud, hence my comment for him to not include her in his show for next time.
@liliththerapper
@liliththerapper 3 ай бұрын
I suffer from paranoia. And I basically sabotaged my own career,because I was afraid that very evil people rule the world and I would be used and abused by them if I pursued my career. Seeing such a decent human being like you josh,I know that’s not true. You inspired me to revitalize my music. Which actually gave me a little peace in this chaotic world. Thank you so much. I think you’re the next Dave Chappelle and I got tears rolling down my cheek as I say this. I love you bro 🙏🏽❤️💯
@TinaSibiya
@TinaSibiya 3 ай бұрын
You were not wrong they do rule the world and they did that to me.
@zillaha1513
@zillaha1513 3 ай бұрын
What happened if you do not mind sharing?
@liliththerapper
@liliththerapper 3 ай бұрын
@@TinaSibiya you make music?
@jed641
@jed641 3 ай бұрын
@@liliththerapper hey its okay, yes a few very rich billionaires have considerable influence, but they don't determine your path exactly. we can all change things for the better. find your community and keep making music even if you only have ten listeners its about what it does for your wellbeing
@liliththerapper
@liliththerapper 3 ай бұрын
@@jed641 thank you so much 🙏🏽🔥💯❤️
@jarednthomas
@jarednthomas 3 ай бұрын
My man! Those stages are getting bigger and bigger 🎉
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 3 ай бұрын
They are! Good on him!
@edithdlp8045
@edithdlp8045 3 ай бұрын
8:05 "..I can see...I can see...nah I can't see anything..."🤣🤣🤣
@SpydrXIII
@SpydrXIII 3 ай бұрын
when my grandma told me to go *pick a switch* one time, i just never came back inside and she forgot all about it.
@kalynn092
@kalynn092 3 ай бұрын
Picking a switch was definitely psychological torture! It had to be good enough but not TOO good 😂
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 3 ай бұрын
Trevor has a similar bit on that
@abasdarhon
@abasdarhon 3 ай бұрын
@@LindaC616 So did Richard Pryor. No one owns childhood experiences.
@LindaC616
@LindaC616 3 ай бұрын
@abasdarhon okay, but don't expect people to laugh as uproariously as when they heard it the first time 10 years ago
@nottodaylilbaldhead
@nottodaylilbaldhead 3 ай бұрын
​@@LindaC616 it is funnier depending on who telling the story.
@Omoloya1
@Omoloya1 3 ай бұрын
You did the Switch Joke. Plus fencing. Thank you.❤
@Omoloya1
@Omoloya1 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂.
@MadHatterTheMatter
@MadHatterTheMatter 3 ай бұрын
"and it had been SOME TIME" I feel you dude. I've had dinners like this. I love you. Spreading like I can.
@purplepixie274
@purplepixie274 3 ай бұрын
Especially when I'm struggling with what I like. I don't want to be rude but if the texture/saltiness/not used to it is hurting me, it feels like forever.
@lwilso9152
@lwilso9152 3 ай бұрын
The next time he tells the dinner in the dark story, he should start by saying “for this next part I need yal to close your eyes to get the whole experience”
@TriceeAle
@TriceeAle Ай бұрын
Hi Josh, I just subscribed to your channel yesterday and thanks for the acknowledgement! You are just HILARIOUS! 😆 I'm just CRACKING UP & CRYING at the same time!! 🤣 You are such a DELIGHT! I'm so very Proud of you!! I am definitely a FAN!!You are so handsome with so much swagger and like I said in my previous post, you really remind me of my son & I'm so proud of him too!! You're an amazing young Black Man!! Keep on doing what you're doing because it's working!!! 👍
@jazzhaynes1766
@jazzhaynes1766 3 ай бұрын
Josh, YOU MADE IT TO 600+K SUBSCRIBERS!!!! ❤❤❤
@bonnieplattner3094
@bonnieplattner3094 3 ай бұрын
Should easily be a million .Push everyone to like and subscribe. With the numbers Google is more than recognition. Can be a really good piece of cash
@marshahector1473
@marshahector1473 3 ай бұрын
Why there aren't over 1 million subscribers is a head scratch
@PatrickBC
@PatrickBC 3 ай бұрын
Fuck, i didn't noticed! Yeaaaaah! 🙏🏻 🙌🏻 ❤️
@jerronpickens352
@jerronpickens352 3 ай бұрын
His delivery is A FXCKING 1
@Irfanhill
@Irfanhill 3 ай бұрын
I felt so attacked as a French when he said "the first Black woman to get a gold medal in fencing"! I know many Americans do not care about fencing (that's ok) and font know anything about other countries (that's NOT okay), but Laura Flessel is a LEGEND in France, and I think she's pretty famous worldwide, as far as "fencing famous" carries you. She's the only fencer most people in France can name anyway. Just a small comment to educate you. BTW, her first two gold medals were won in the USA, in Atlanta in 1996!
@ragantate3995
@ragantate3995 3 ай бұрын
Your beef is with education structure on a grand scale. Plus not everyone watches the Olympics to recall names. I can say it’s possible you’re not familiar with what goes on here in America regarding African Americans from what you just said here & that would still be due to information available or lacking. You gotta be here to know just like we got to be there to know is what it is.
@dizfunctionaldes
@dizfunctionaldes 3 ай бұрын
He said black woman, but he meant black American woman.
@ThPwrNThPuff
@ThPwrNThPuff 3 ай бұрын
That is amazing, ty for sharing😸 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laura_Flessel-Colovic
@ThirrinDiamond
@ThirrinDiamond 3 ай бұрын
SHES A POLITICIAN TOO?!
@IndomitableAde
@IndomitableAde 3 ай бұрын
I didn't know that, and I lived in Atlanta during the Centennial Olympics, but didn't watch any of the fencing competitions. Thank you!
@jahlink1ify
@jahlink1ify 3 ай бұрын
this guy is freaking brilliant i hope he sticks around for a very long time
@thornbush17
@thornbush17 22 күн бұрын
Josh Johnson for president!!!
@tessuntangled3505
@tessuntangled3505 2 ай бұрын
You are AMAZING!!! I'm hurting from laughter!!! Love your story telling & punchlines. Perfect delivery!!
@NubianGoddess8
@NubianGoddess8 3 ай бұрын
I salute you Josh Johnson my black brother on all your great success. I honor you also as you honor black women. You are a black king also. ❤❤❤
@Rarba786
@Rarba786 3 ай бұрын
His keen observational skills and intelligence coming together as his comedic skills and timing is like no other of his generation. Great to see you grow week over week!
@lotsoffun4939
@lotsoffun4939 3 ай бұрын
This man releases a special every fucking week. It’s incredible
@fiendlayer2475
@fiendlayer2475 3 ай бұрын
love to see you and a big crowd, very well deserved. I hope to see you in person one day
@kenyonbissett3512
@kenyonbissett3512 Ай бұрын
The incredible height Simone got on the floor exercise was amazing.
@hirograveyard8236
@hirograveyard8236 3 ай бұрын
My great grandmother used to braid switches together. My family is lit.
@amusingkiwi1981
@amusingkiwi1981 3 ай бұрын
Holy shit 😳🤣
@Oleandra-13
@Oleandra-13 Ай бұрын
So was your legs/ass haha
@jpatch917
@jpatch917 Ай бұрын
I still reference that, but I only talk to my cats and I’m pretty sure they don’t give a fuck. 😂
@RM-bf7to
@RM-bf7to 3 ай бұрын
Thank You. You had me laughing with tears, at the no lights dinner. You are by far, my favorite comedian. 😂🤣 And it’s a Black Women’s Summer, Fall, and the next 4 years. ❤️🤍💙
@inesspanni
@inesspanni 3 ай бұрын
My my, I'm 70 seconds in & I had to pause & hop right to the comments cause no way could I have seen the light bill comin!!!!!!!! Spit water all over my phone screen!!! Josh!!!! You a comedic nut rapped up in genius & impeccable timing/delivery!!! Okay, back to the video. . .😂😭🤣🤪😘
@latoyajohnson9697
@latoyajohnson9697 3 ай бұрын
Josh Johnson I'm ready for your Netflix premiere or wherever comedy special. I need it lol
@OliveDsudhin
@OliveDsudhin 3 ай бұрын
extremely sad i still couldnt make this show :( had tickets and everything Keep crushing it Josh! I look forward to seeing you eventually!!
@corettejones
@corettejones 3 ай бұрын
Hey Josh, Caught you in Atlanta Saturday 7pm! I drove from Orangeburg SC. It was worth Every mile! AWESOME PERFORMANCE, Excellent venue, Extremely Funny Warm up Guys, Lively Audience!!! Thank You Very much, My Dear!!! Much Appreciated!!!Bless Your Heart!🤣🤣🤣😁🥳🥳🥳✔️✔️✔️👍🏽🥰🌷🌷🌷
@morgansmith334
@morgansmith334 3 ай бұрын
The zoom in on the hand at 12:22, paired with the sound effects! 🤣
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