Couple Adopted an Adult Sociopath Posing as Child w/Tim Dillon | Joe Rogan

[@OmarZing]

This is literally that Orphan film

[@derekwwe100]

OMario169 that’s what it’s based off

[@flyboy2592]

this is this first thing that i thought of. wtf

[@dogsbreakfast4952]

I was gona say that

[@robk.6591]

Yep

[@flyboy2592]

@@derekwwe100 i had to look this up just to be sure i had the timeline right. the movie came out in 2009, they adopted this woman in 2010. SO THE MOVIE CAME FIRST AND THIS WOMAN COPIED IT! OMG!!!

[@rong2912]

Imagine adopting Hasbulla then finding out you've got an 18 year old who constantly sucker punches you.

[@waragainstmyself1159]

Imagine trying to explain something with the mental capacity of a grasshopper.

[@rong2912]

@@waragainstmyself1159 IMPOSSIBRU!

[@langtryvlogme]

Imagine adoptive Parents find out Hasbullah has an extra large D i c k and no one understands how

[@alrricqscott9993]

@@langtryvlogme Dude what....

[@culticconker138]

I know I’m late to the party but holy shit this is funny

[@motorcycleman-go4708]

Thats nuts! reminds me of epstein and how he didnt kill himself

[@seanwilks7712]

Motorcycle Man-GO Your so daft.....pathetic.

[@scottthompson850]

Well played, sir.🤣

[@spades5039]

@@seanwilks7712 ok boomer

[@seanwilks7712]

Spades 😂😂 of course you come at me with a over used recycled meme that someone else came up with and millions have used. Pathetic.

[@Phatnaru0002]

Maybe Epstein should have adopted her? A pedophile adopts a murderous 30-year-old with a disease that makes her look like a kid. Someone make that sitcom NOW!

[@chiefchuck3897]

“Isn’t Ukraine part of Russia?” “Yeah they’re basically Russian” aged very well

[@hyperjump1169]

Was bout to comment

[@drmephistoscane]

Dude, that made me laugh so hard. I cant wait for some bot to edit that out of context.

[@KopperNeoman]

NATO: Not if we have anything to say!

[@meantweetsandcheepgas946]

​@@KopperNeomanRussia: 😂 (turns off gas supply to Europe)

[@qui-gonjinn3322]

Not well depends on your perspective

[@spencegame]

Joe: "Ukraine is part of Russia right?" *Putin laughing in the distance*

I like Joe, but he could say some stupid things sometimes...

[@brandonwiebe2647]

n/a the war isn’t over

[@bobobsen]

@n/a naive American child

[@deptusmechanikus7362]

@n/a sold them to the middle East like the rest of your army already? 🤣

[@deptusmechanikus7362]

@n/a yeah, I can see it now: 🇺🇸: Ukraine, where are the new Javelins? 🇺🇦: We lost them in another glorious battle for Donetsk airfield destroying *_10.000.000.000.000.000 rushan tonks_* in the process 🇺🇸: Oh, I see. Then how would you explain ISIS USING IT AGAINS US AGAIN?!!

[@j1thegod]

Makes me wonder what the agency said to the parents😂 “hey we’ve got this really cute 6 year old, we’ve had her for 12 years”

[@joshp234]

Lol

[@mcearl8073]

Jay One Lol

[@97_till]

Lmfaooo

[@sierrathompson78]

Her birth mother came out and confirmed she was born in 2003 she’s only 16

[@gooddickman1561]

@@sierrathompson78 this story has been going on for months now and it seems no one actually knows the truth. Is she a 30 year old midget or a kid? We will never know

[@joethestrat]

And people called me crazy for physically attacking all kids on-sight...

[@beenieweenie1986]

what kinda weirdos do you hang out with that think that

[@zenadrian4678]

🤣🤣🤣

[@josephmcmonagle9621]

I'll protest for at least 4 kids a year

[@willkline7062]

Gotta have a hobby.

[@choughed3072]

@@josephmcmonagle9621 5 would be better, may as well round it off.

[@olajuwonspears9448]

I think it's crazy that people go across the world to adopt kids when it's kids in their town needing adoption 😂

[@tamijean6616]

If they would make it more affordable in the states a lot more children would have homes.

[@rasmuskjaerpoulsen]

@@tamijean6616 then how are they gonna make money selling kids duh.

[@kidb1998]

😂😂😂 facts

[@compjake]

@@kidb1998 well of corse you'd know, your kid B. Kid A was already adopted lmao

[@EllaNonimato]

i think its the system...

[@macdad159]

"When these little people wake up and they are activated." LOL

[@jorahgarrison2594]

😂😂😂

[@GFlight.916]

That shit made me laugh too

[@AlexysRM]

Like a fucking terminator. 😂😂

[@fullspeedaheadbarcelona6502]

😂😂😂

[@Sethclement96]

Their eyes turn red K I L L M O D E E N G A G E D.

[@ncr3299]

She should be an undercover cop after pedophiles, let her dexter a bit.

[@michaelbarnes7351]

Normally I'd say that was messed up but I agree with you on this.

[@alexchalko3488]

That's her calling

[@enlightenedapple]

FBI or whoever pretends to want to stop pedos should take her under their wing for this cause.

[@ligaskirbauska8652]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@millasboo]

Micquan Dawson How?

[@wander9499]

“What happens when the little people are like.. activated.. or woke up” had me dying 😂

[@philipbbb]

Like they’re little sleeper agents😂😂😂 Edit: sorry napping agents

[@ElDrom_Belle]

😂😂😂

[@KwHGaming1]

Fucking hilarious 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@Melissathelocator]

Right 😂😂😂

[@kawaiinesscuresdepression2363]

😂😂

[@jeremyrivera8480]

Bro I’m laughing every 30 seconds this video is gold. Both Joe and Tim have the best convos 😂

[@MicheleMcAdoo]

Tim WHO?? 🙏 Please

[@progyandas9650]

‘U rented an adult’ 😂😂 This is even better script than that movie Orphan

[@stuna101a]

Hahaha

[@Sars88]

The movieveas based off of this story

[@sierrathompson78]

She’s 16 her birth mother cane forward and admitted she was born in. 2003 and is 16

[@hadesnightmare2970]

@@Sars88 did you even think about it before you said this. This all happened after 2010. The movie is 2009. A good movie too

[@jcdc1824]

@@hadesnightmare2970 wow, I couldn't recall the year the movie came out, but I know it was one of the smartest, most entertaining horror films ever!

[@alanmartinezrodriguez884]

"The Orphan" (2009) was a great movie but hard to believe. Then reality comes and says: what do you think about it now?

[@smithdawn1]

Orphan, the movie where a 12yr old actress played the part, because it was impossible to find a real adult who could pass for a child in the movie. Adults can’t pass for 6 no matter what

[@joeng4057]

Was scrolling for this comment

[@smithdawn1]

@joe ng Child abusers borrowing a movie script for their defense makes the movie seem more plausible? Hilarious

[@Trinigmatic]

That's just sick how this came to fruition. And 3 years?!?!

[@smithdawn1]

Evi Marie Nope, never seen an adult pass for 6. Pass for 14 or 12, maybe. But 6? Losing your front teeth like most 6 yr olds? Nope.

[@vrilmaxxed]

“Mom I want a child” Mom: “we got a child at home” The child at home:

[@lunan9412]

Wow lmao this comment made me laugh harder than and point in the video and that's saying somethin 😂😂😂

[@akj3344]

Haha

[@josephalexander2397]

That moment when you ask your own mother to have a kid with you

[@vrilmaxxed]

Joseph A, Lmao I never looked at it that way, I’m messed up🤪😂

[@NoodlePastie]

Nice profile pic. Venetian snares is better though.

[@kiramartin4698]

I would love for him to bring this up again after that docu series

[@Rundik]

Adopted 6 years old russian girl, it turned out that was a 40 years old jamaican guy who was visiting russia

[@martintalaga6404]

Rundik You make me laugh thank you

[@ChaniagoAbd]

Lmao

[@stevenpgboyd]

I must have laughed at this for five minutes solid. You sir WIN

[@Manamanamana36]

Named Jar Jar Binks

[@jackburton5085]

They only noticed it, after bathing her...

[@michaelarmstrong3740]

“The bitch isn’t growing” 😂😂😂😂

[@zm2304]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ArmwrestlingJoe]

I rarely laugh at Joe but that was funny

[@dtredinnick5897]

Fuckin funniest comment

[@smithdawn1]

Talking about a 16yr old innocent girl this way. Wtf

[@michaelarmstrong3740]

@@smithdawn1 watch the video ya moron..

[@NorthernTorch]

"This bitch isn't growin'" 😂

[@jean-paulmorin913]

He is making a "show " it's called entertainment.comes with the guest

[@krustycrb7182]

@@jean-paulmorin913 Child neglect is so...entertaining

[@beenrue5672]

Is always cringe listening to 2 hack comedians riff

[@millemaolchannel8608]

Hahahaha so funny!!!

[@DR.DisInfect]

Try Viagra

[@mattcordoza2293]

You got it wrong she was actually a kid

[@yamahakid450f]

I hate when I order a child off wish... this is the shit that happens.

[@luiss54]

😂 😂 😂

[@alien247]

👀on WHAT

[@brandonmetalspine9047]

Or Wayfair.

[@cceproductions8435]

@@brandonmetalspine9047 I've heard someone say that can u plz explain what wayfair did?

[@brandonmetalspine9047]

@@cceproductions8435 so... Wayfair was selling furniture for insane prices, for example they would sell a single chair for 16k and gave each furniture Names that coincidentally are the names of children that go missing at the time.

[@donnysmokes1596]

“This true story is based on a movie”

[@DMTInfinity]

I think that was a different situation.

[@taraishot100]

I watched that movie years ago lol she must of got the idea from that movie

[@gspawnz]

Dior Moreno Yeah it’s called The Orphan

[@vperkv6554]

Tu, how the fck doesnt anyone bring this up. Its a mindfck. Lol

[@WokeDEMOCRATShaveASPD]

That was a lot of hospital stories when jackass was big.

[@NonzeroBobcat73]

Do people really not remember the movie “Orphan”? Like this is the exact plot lol

[@lizziebanyan8468]

Yes, this is life imitating art!

[@saulloll8547]

I think part 2 is coming out.

[@freudianslipandfallover]

Probably where she got the idea

[@thalmorshoota7586]

I literally thought the same thing

[@Frank46g]

Thought it the second i heard of it

[@Secretname951]

She should sue these jesters for defamation.

[@zach3955]

Not sure you know how defamation works

[@poolee77]

That’s not how it works

[@child_of_God316]

She's hanging out somewhere drinking a beer with Beetlejuice right now lol

[@miguelmartinez8189]

I don’t think so

[@ruinedrx8]

“When I’m drinkin? No. When I’m drinkin? Yea.”

[@greerstirling8653]

BJ: Hey weird, tiny charlatan! I think those are foster parents coming our way WTC: It's Showtime!

[@reppinthat2072]

So she’s in Chicago?

[@BuddaGheeski]

I think it's a carrot, I don't know nun bout that

[@TheKkkeeennnnnnyyy]

Adopting an adult sociopath is something every married man has done before

[@Ryan-cs3uc]

Peak boomer dad joke

[@dumb1ststup1der50]

True story....my old lady looked thirty....turns out she was a Ukrainian socciopath

[@runicvision26]

What a sad mindset.

[@LeReal]

Everyone who commented before me is mad

[@niwe3631]

Lol

[@-Smitty]

Surprised nobody has alluded to the movie “Orphan”

[@typicaltony7559]

Yxng Smitty it’s now a true story ahahahah

[@jonathonparks9518]

Bruh I was looking for that too lol.

[@iHaveTheDocuments]

It's the exact plot of that movie

[@PrincessNine]

Lol yeah

[@polaroidsofpolarbears365]

Are you kidding? That's what everyone is comparing this case to.

[@danieln9226]

The movie 'ORPHAN' was based on this. There's many clips of it here on KZbin, it depicts pretty much everything they said on this podcast.

[@stevenaarhus8850]

Thank you!!! Specifically came to the comments to find the name of that movie.

[@SlimeSlob0321]

This happened after the orphan came out

[@billydakid9814]

They just did a report and the girl was 9 for real hahahaha they left a 9yr old kid alone to live as a grown up. She looks grown now

[@pitch5330]

How could you post this with certainty when its obviously not true

[@auzzyjensen5845]

Dwayne Johnson: adopts adult sociopath posing as child Kevin Hart: *giggles*

[@damianjohn5995]

Auzzy Jensen not bad

[@carlosmontano8491]

Underrated

[@Poundz978]

Auzzy Jensen sounds like Lil man- the Wayne’s

[@KnickNbock]

Best comment! Kudos!

[@CoreyMKimball]

Auzzy Jensen a good movie.

[@gildeshokka7721]

“What happens when they’re activated” Lmaoo what type of wording

[@soulpowerful]

Gil de Shokka I thought that was hilarious too

[@yungt7037]

Mk ultra

[@UrbanLegend131]

"Hi, I'm chucky!"

[@SDL-xu7em]

Dont feed them after midnight!!!

[@ryanconnolly1950]

Lol like a sleeper agent

[@paulfields3990]

She could get a job with Chris Hanson on To Catch a Predator .

[@madmaddie1702]

Best underrated comment

[@Maxxxim1]

Have a seat over there please

[@jphillipsf]

"Natalia" why did you kill him!?"

[@robertkopite6722]

Looooool

[@samuelfish7804]

comedy genius! 😂😂

[@ArielaMaraquin]

They proved it was a child

[@dataphoenix8004]

Rogan yet to apoligize his podcast fueled this bs of her being an adult poor thing was living by herself in that apartment at age 8

[@samdog166]

Joe ‘I don’t recognise the sovereignty of the Ukraine’ Rogan

[@jasonvoorhees1316]

Me either 👎😂

[@BrysenJacobsen]

Only Ukraine does

[@burningthecandleatbothends1658]

@@BrysenJacobsen and whole europe

[@pokeyerface]

@@MadCapMag soo Joe is a russian agent?

[@ronancullen1398]

Hes so uninformed it gets annoying.

[@brittoncrum4074]

"It's fine. They're Russian." - An excerpt from The Field Guide of Things One Never Says About Ukrainians.

[@littlebrayutd]

He's American he's slow man

[@josephmcswain8848]

its a joke stop crying smh

[@flykope9211]

@@josephmcswain8848 no u

[@Ps3luvr260]

hagen_daz bet then why does everyone come to our universities?

[@barackobama3032]

That’s insane man but I don’t remember fucking asking

[@RH-S]

Everybody gangsta until the biggest knife In your house is missing and the midgets smiling.

[@thesteadfastduelist6258]

I just LMAO for real man, you deserve my like.

[@RH-S]

@@thesteadfastduelist6258 thanks for the like. it brings me great happiness knowing that I made someone laugh you can even say “this does put a smile on my face.”-Thanos 😈

[@missktofdk]

@@RH-S Hilarious 😄👍

[@Paradroidx]

They should have opted for an ankle biting basset hound

[@lokesh1753]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MarioFGarcia]

She really was a child. The documentary is on max

[@LPrice84]

This was filmed before the documentary. I’d love to see them revisit this topic

[@ellabiddy4741]

Imagine being like 30 and sitting in some random peoples living room eating Dino chicken nuggets and playing with dolls. That’s the life honestly Edit: I am well aware there are updates to the story and she really was a child no need to keep saying that

[@smithdawn1]

She’s 17 now. Trying to have a life but it’s nearly impossible w/this fraudulent age change she’s suffered under for 8 long yrs. Seriously. She deserves justice & her real birthdate

[@rcem4773]

Now THATS what I would pretend to be a kid for. Fuck the killing thing. Live like a kid again.

[@XSCSCGS]

@@smithdawn1 proof?

[@smithdawn1]

@Lucy H Follow the links I left. There is way more to this than is being talked about. A real miscarriage of justice has been done to this kid. Solid evidence proves she was born 2003

[@marcdemichele2689]

@Lucy H Dumbest? It may possibly be the most brilliant comment the internet has seen. Have a sense of humor.

[@michaelsorge6815]

"full bush and adult teeth" should be a t-shirt

[@izespo7983]

Lol

[@kevinpheley574]

LMFAO

[@axlefoley9142]

🤣🤣

[@yellowblanka6058]

If you want people to avoid you, lol.

[@BrianDeCosta]

LMFAOOOOO

[@venup84]

“So what happens when these little people wake up and get activated” like it’s some sort of Pokémon

[@rs90camarofreekgk]

Those God d**** decepticons.

[@Officerdown76]

Skynet just making these terminator weirder and weirder like Jesus I thought dark fate was bad but these new ones are horrible

[@blakebramley9171]

Some dwarf sleeper cell agent

[@doughnutholer]

I'm fucking cackling I'm so glad someone else loved that they're like sleeper agents

[@travismason2811]

Not a Pokemon, sleeper cell agent. They were/Maybe are a thing.

[@Its_Gonzo]

"you do it to the wrong family they will feed you to the wolves" 😂😂😂 lmao

[@michaelstone1047]

The fact she smoked nonfiltered cigarettes n drank bourbon, should've raised red flags

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

She went & voted for HRC in 2016 so.... 🙄

[@2010RSHACKS]

vodka*

[@staciabelcher28]

Like, wtf!

[@metalman8893]

This isn't real..

[@louie9373]

@@adde-j6q Don't forget the occasional 7ft tall black boyfriend when she needs to assert her dominance. That's very American.

[@madflavour831]

She's engaged to R Kelly now.

[@juandom6432]

Y'all killing me with this sh!t!

[@JamesStAmour]

Bhahahahaha!!!!! hahahahaha!!!!! Fkn perfect comment...

[@tamarleahh.2150]

Dark but funny

[@asandman354]

But when he finds out she’s not a child, he’s going to be... pissed.

[@samoanjoseph1457]

@@asandman354 lol true but he does go for women occasionally so even then he might let her stay long enough to try and kill him.

[@Broodsugar]

Joe “Ukraine is a part of Russia” Rogan

[@Enigma009]

holy shit 2:30 man this guy is always tripping XD

[@iamjimb]

"yeah it's fine they're russian"

[@therealpotsmoan593]

to be fair it was when he was 20

[@Albanez39]

I'm baffled at his ignorance in this instance. But he was schooled in America after all, the place where people think Europe is a country in South America, so...

[@ACR909]

@@Albanez39 oh shut up you twat ukraine was part of russia and is geographically in russia, same as belorus

[@nickneimha]

Joe’s face at @2:58 🤣🤣🤣

[@rodrigovegas242]

No, his face at 6:49😂😂

[@motoray9725]

“Ukraine is part of Russia”. *Ukrainian anger noises intensify*

[@3DegreesNorth638]

LOL

[@leonidas14775]

Its Russia Jr.

[@motoray9725]

@Dr. Krieger nigga no, it's a different free country, probably bigger than Germany, or even France

[@motoray9725]

@Dr. Krieger sorry, I can't tell sarcasm through a screen my nigga 😂

[@mksgamingclan9520]

I had a Russian friend in my freshman year and one day I joked and said that he was Ukrainian. We weren’t friends much longer

[@harryding7255]

“Ukraine is part of Russia” *Ukrainians didn’t like that*

[@typicalzen6149]

Got that right. It's like saying "Canada is part of Russia"

[@JerseyMiller]

Ukrainians are becoming stoically resentful and condescending because of this comment.

[@pattydella4]

I believe he said, "Ukrainia is part of Russia", so it's even worse....lol...😂

[@DJCallidus]

They still call the natives Indians. What do you expect? 😏

[@Infinite8blue]

@@typicalzen6149 we are not Slavs or speak Slavic language. It's like saying Canada is part of Us since both are English speaking country former British colony

[@del46_60]

Thirty year old attempts to murder two people. "Does she go to jail now?"

[@viking3487]

del46 _ she actually didn’t get arrested from what I’ve read because they don’t know her actual age Edit: and the parents who adopted go arrested for neglecting her lol

[@xXTheAlleviatorXx]

Ahhh to be different.....loop holes around ~laws~....its the Amarucan way

[@mozuesolympian2988]

Bitches can get away with anything.

[@demontrezcurry2225]

@@mozuesolympian2988 ikr

[@yourseatatthetable]

Surprised she wasn't recruited for porn. Sooo, has nobody asked 'where' this doppelganger went? Some other family out there staring sideways at their adopted child and getting chills?

[@ByTorAndMe]

At first I was surprised at how many people fell for the parents story, but it makes sense given how big the media sensation was around the possibility of something like that happening and the blatant misinformation being spread. People were more intrigued by the idea than whether or not it was actually true.

[@ByTorAndMe]

@Invalid Characters She currently is now, but she was not when the Barnett's abandoned her.

[@jazerasor1455]

Every human life is a tragedy

[@bw2020]

70% of comments: Ukraine isn’t part of Russia. 30% of comments: This is the movie Orphan.

[@L6e200011]

60% Ukraine 30% orphan 5% comments about comments 1% 16yo rappers asking for people to listen to their mixtape 4% joe and guest slambook material roast

[@geos6905]

@@L6e200011 yoo can you check out my mix tape coming out 2032

[@pyrebird555]

i think russia still thinks ukraine is part of russia

[@camaroncarter]

60% of comments: Ukraine isn’t part of Russia 20% of comments: This is the orphan movie 10% of comments: Epstein didn’t kill himself

[@math9381]

Ukraine is a Russian orphan movie

[@Gimmithat491]

“I hope she finds another family” LMFAO

[@muizzkhan2426]

Lmao I can't believe Joe Rogan could keep saying crazy stuff like that. I always saw him being informative and high with Elon musk and others 😂😂. Btw who's the other guy?

[@Gimmithat491]

@@muizzkhan2426 some comedian

[@randomchick1459]

“Let her do it” 😂 Dude is funny af!

[@dfields7851]

@@muizzkhan2426 Tim Dillon

[@aprilrawls5162]

😂

[@tuph4088]

"That serves you right for being a do-gooder" LOL

[@tybarker5038]

No good deed goes unpunished

[@elizabetharguello5004]

😆

[@321Nox]

What happened to this guy that he's so passionate about dissuading others from trying to help?

[@pocasanchez]

​@321Nox he became a comedian

[@PegMull]

Actually, the child they adopted was a child. They did a documentary with the family. It's very sad what they put that child through. "The Curious Case of Natalie Grace".

[@zachbalko90]

DNA is a hell of a thing. Good science

[@videoswithsubscribers-xk5hb]

If Joe was fully clean shaven he could pass for a caveman baby

[@ianhornbeck]

2:58

[@themaharishi8160]

Joe could pass for an internet DMT cult leader without any make up XD

[@mejohn101]

I would breastfeed him

[@lostdapack]

Lmao

[@insanezombieman753]

@@ianhornbeck lmao nice catch

[@jonathanstache1634]

I don’t understand how joe can be smart and dumb at the same time

[@R0tten.p3ach]

He’s like the philosophical jock.

[@nightbiker3911]

You can be smart without education ;)

[@Succcccccccccccc]

Weed and buffalo trace

[@zacharybailey8187]

A lot of weed and a lot of steroids makes Joe a ramblin man

[@sirob9532]

Its called personality, no two are the same

[@aperson5436]

Joe "Ukraine is part of Russia" Rogan *Vladimir Putin has joined the chat*

[@barnybee2229]

Well if she lived on Krym

[@dday881]

A Person soon....

[@tonyStorks]

He meant ussr lol

[@Maurits_1599]

2:30 this quote didn’t age well💀😂

[@zzzzzzzzzzz6]

"When they're like activated" lmaoooo 😂😂😂😂

[@hereshoping6992]

😆😆😆😆

[@amedv]

Joe: "Canada is part of US, right?"

[@BuggaBoy69]

If they start short selling us on maple syrup, I’d give it two weeks and one Moab on Montreal

[@amedv]

@@BuggaBoy69 You got that right, bud! Montreal is France, right? Just to be sure.

[@BuggaBoy69]

Aleksandr Medvedev France? Britain? Canada? Who’s to say, eh

[@N2Deep00]

Simpletons, everybody knows Canada doesn't exist, like Alaska.

[@bigbud6842]

Canada is part of Mexico but mexico is the 56th u.s state so it's all the same

[@jkz8565]

"Serves them right for trying to be a do-gooder" 💀😂😭😂😭

[@mrhaunted4831]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Last-Varangian]

The entire time watching this, I kept thinking, I've seen this story before, only with different people, then I remembered it! This exact same scenario played out with another Russian adoption back in the late 2000's only it was a seven year old boy and the family was in Tennessee, Shelbyville to be exact! They ended up taking the "child", named, Artyem Saveliev, to the Nashville International Airport, bought him a one way ticket back to Russia and put him on the flight by himself! They told pretty much the same stories about him threatening to kill the family, trying to poison them, finding him standing over their bed at night holding a knife and so forth, except I don't remember anything about it actually being an adult posing as a kid. Maybe someone needs to investigate the Russian adoption agencies and see if they're sending their real problem kids to the US and other western countries as a way of dumping them onto someone else.

[@aznative_]

Or that story could have been like this one actually turned out to be. Which Joe Rogan is dumb enough maybe not to know but she actually is a child. The dental records and certain other things have proved that. It was the parents that were pulling one over trying to send the child back. And it's very plausible that the same thing was true in the story that you said and they just made all that shit up so they could send a child back that they didn't want. Read your own story back to yourself does it sound very likely? Don't believe everything that you hear especially from people like Joe Rogan. But to be honest with you you sound like a Hook line & sinker kind of guy to me.

[@Last-Varangian]

@@aznative_ Don't insult people on the internet you've never met based on one short comment. That shows that you jump to conclusions quickly and without all the evidence. I never said I believed either story at all, only that they sounded almost exactly alike, with the parents involved telling the same or very similar tales. A thorough investigation into all aspects would necessarily include investigation of the foreign adoption agencies so that no stone is left unturned and all angles are considered. The parents have been/are being investigated already, so that only leaves the foreign elements to consider, especially seeing as how that is the only proven common thread here. I had thought that point obvious, perhaps that is where I made my mistake: giving the audience to much credit.

[@aznative_]

@@Last-Varangian I'll do whatever the f*** I want hillbilly you're nobody to tell me what to do. You're taking anecdotal information, two cases and turning it into a systemic problem. Only real low IQ people do those kinds of things. How about you pull your head out of your ass.

[@aznative_]

@@Last-Varangian mr. Hillbilly seems to be mr. Conspiracy theory.

[@Last-Varangian]

@@aznative_ You've watched way to many movies son, you should get out more, see the real world. You may have the final word if you must. Have a good evening.

[@helicocktor]

"Ukraine is Russia" they're literally fighting a war lol

[@jdsguam]

There is literally 2 weeks of impeachment hearings, broadcast 24/7 throughout the nation (perhaps the world - I live on Guam) with Ukraine as the main character!

[@Ludak021]

they are fighting a civil war. In war with Russia, Ukrainians would have lost in the first week, 3 years ago. Just google up Georgia (country) against Russia in Ossetia

[@Nalahmad1]

And it's all over our political dialog recently

[@Nalahmad1]

@@jdsguam makes you think how out of the loop are they

[@MrJesulius]

half of it is russia now. Thats alot.

[@kluke27]

Joe: “They got divorced?” Ole dude: “They rented an adult that tried to kill them.” Joe: “that’ll do it.”

[@chincemagnet]

A dude I know has the same condition. He’s almost 40 and he still looks like a 5 year old, although with more aged skin. He works in the pharmacy at Rite Aid. He even sounds like a kid when he talks. Actually it was said when we were kids, we went to school together, that he would have a significantly shortened life span, but I"m really glad to see that's not been the case so far.

[@Robertjames525]

Yea but is he a psychopath?!

[@Bonez0r]

@@Robertjames525 And is he named Chucky?

[@Robertjames525]

@@Bonez0r lol👍

[@chincemagnet]

@@Robertjames525 lol, no, he’s a nice guy

[@Robertjames525]

@@chincemagnet lol

[@rickDArula]

Serves you right for trying to do good! - Tim Dillon

[@satyricon65]

Joe: "Ukraine is part of Russia right?" Putin: "Not yet..."

[@VestinVestin]

"It's treason then..."

[@kevinsargent79]

Your a worthless idiot.. what the fuk is wrong with you.. no. It’s a different country....

[@satyricon65]

@Yellowgear 001 - The joke went right over his head. Also the guy doesn't know the difference between "Your" and "You're."

[@jeffreythomas333]

Lmao

[@ناصرالزعبي-ض6ب]

@@satyricon65 Oh no how dare he make grammatical mistakes!

[@Dylanbolton69]

Joe “you rented an adult” Rogan

[@TimWing23]

This lady would've been a hit on the Epstein Island

[@abcde8293]

FBI: *OPEN UP* Epstein: (Smirking whilst holding her documentation like a fucking Uno card)

[@TheLethalIntrospectionCrew]

@@abcde8293 I'm picturing more like Yugi flipping the last Exodia card.

[@joys8634]

@@TheLethalIntrospectionCrew yugioh is dead lmao

[@thecharliechan]

She was to old.

[@amphg7647]

What was the average age of the girls being exploited on Epstein’s island? I was actually thinking this..midget thing, would have looked too young to fit in there.

[@Pack.Leader]

I've yet to see a clip of a video with Joe and Tim Dillon that I didn't thoroughly enjoy. I love Tim Dillon. They bring out the best in one another.

[@svetliodoychinov5580]

Joe Rogan 2018: “Ukraine is a part of Russia” Joe has always been ahead of his time

[@MCmaster7102]

Ahead of his time indeed.

[@danielgrov7915]

This aged well

[@niteshades_promise]

🤣🍻 oh gees

[@weebtrash6119]

Came here to say this 😭😭😭

[@brettblute7739]

You know, both you and Rogan are and were wrong, don't you? Ukraine, has been independent from U.S.S.R. since the Soviet Republic ended in 1991, Aug, 24th. And NOW, we have all, like Marty Mcfly, gone Back to the Future; Passed. On the other hand Belarus looks like they would like some Rubles in their pockets. Stranger still, the more former territories of the Soviet Union that Putin brings back into Russia the less the Ruble will be worth. It is a similar pyramid scheme to the one Biden is trying to pull off in the United. States now. Biden has brought Socialism to an apex in the United States in just one year. Only 1.25 million killed by Fentanyl and Covid and yet the population remains the same with the addition of 2.5 million unskilled foreign illegals.

[@harryoconnor7518]

“The idea there are midgets dressing up as children and trying to burrow into families so they can wake up in the middle of the night and kill them is the funniest thing” sounds more terrifying to me

[@aaronschmitt5335]

I know right ....haha wow

[@cloudvsephiroth215]

You don't laugh at horror movies?

[@BuggaBoy69]

There have always been psychos, what’s funny are the lengths ,or lack there of, they’ll go through to achieve their goals

[@-Trauma.]

I would waterboard her little ass. And Keep her prisoner and claim her on my taxes for a decade.

[@ThatHoodlum19]

Ahh cmon, no sense of humour lol

[@YoutubingJason]

What’s scariest is the thought of an adult acting like a child well enough to get away with it for 3 years

[@metalman8893]

She is 16. Joe got his info wrong this time around

[@Chris-eo1bp]

@@metalman8893 16?

[@matthewdare3358]

@Blunt Bandit 509 she did a few other creepy things too before she was caught look it up bro there is a doco I think on KZbin

[@matthewdare3358]

@Blunt Bandit 509 mum woke up to her standing over them while they were asleep too bro scary shit that would of been the final straw I scream at my own kids when I wake up to them doing that creepy shit lol

[@brainglick9768]

@@metalman8893 no one knows the full extent of the story yet but 16 is still an adult in some countries

[@cuttamuzik1]

The Orphan lmaoo

[@TampaTec]

Parents feared for their lives Joe : scary stuff Tim: its funniest thing ever Me: wtf?

[@smithdawn1]

Yea snatch a kid out of an orphanage, rip them half way around the world, rehome them like a dog, have the new parents be worse than the old, turn em into an adult, leave em then flee to CA. WTF

[@yncasasue9721]

It is pretty funny tho let’s be honest

[@almercool5]

@@smithdawn1 it was not a kid

[@smithdawn1]

@Almer Dzananovic Yes, she was. Take a few minutes to actually think critically about the situation. Stop favoring complex conspiracies over the simple truth.

[@almercool5]

@@smithdawn1 There's no way she was 8 and living on her own for over a year. Wouldn't the landlord or any other adult notice that and call the authorities?

[@kewkabe]

She probably could have had a legitimate career in Hollywood as a child stunt double.

[@bradhansen8506]

kewkabe for real lol

[@darkvoidb9717]

Fr, I wanna quick a midget to the sky so bad!!!

[@Alhawaii1]

Yeah maybe if they remake wizard of Oz 😂

I’m done 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

[@crabemane]

if she went to hollywood it would be the best of both worlds, as they leave real kids alone and they instead get it on with someone who only looks like a kid...

[@brodhax6148]

Joe: "Ukraine is part of Russia right?" Yes, thats why it has a different name and is a different country not called Russia.

[@OffGridInvestor]

I could hardly believe tim here. "Yeah they're russians". Try going over there and telling them that. You'll be killed with a vodka bottle and left to bleed to death on the streets. The Russians ACTUALLY took them over in the 1850s I believe so WELL BEFORE communism. Their language is even different. Stalin caused 6 million to starve there 10 YEAR BEFORE the other "so called" six million somewhere else that Hollywood wants to remind you of every second year.

[@brodhax6148]

@New Keys The fact they reject Russia is why they are not Russian. Are Americans British? We came from Britain. Same blood and genetics.

[@brodhax6148]

@Dylan smith Who cares what they think? The trump white house is more Russian than Ukraine

[@nathaniellambelho4607]

Canada is part of America so the kid is American 😂😂😂😂😂

[@gonzo2495]

@New Keys Then there is also no american culture. Just a mix up of european rejects.

[@jakewheeler6014]

This is literally the plot of Orphan from 2009 and it's funny as shit.

[@sketcharmstrong8491]

"Full bush, adult teeth...." 😂💀

[@davidsamaniego6582]

Who would put her on a swing.

[@3rd-eye-neenja563]

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

[@joeypoint9382]

👂🪛

[@randynichols3056]

LMAO 🤣😆😂

[@fit4lifenickzagorov592]

This kid sure developed fast Hmmm I wonder if it's something in the milk?!

[@kylekorab1686]

I’m so stoned right now i thought the Polo logo on Tim’s shirt was my mouse and have been trying to move it for the last 5 mins...

[@simmsamma1348]

You good now bro??😂 just checkin

[@robrichmond6171]

Nice..

[@ValouQc]

Your comment deserves many more likes! Lol

[@fogobo5050]

I’ve been trippin out for 3 mins your comment saved me I started to trip out

[@okaynevermind5130]

😶

[@captainsalty5688]

Joe "I dont think she's a midget, I think she's something else" Rogan lol

[@julianbluefeather8491]

As in Benjamin button condition

[@goldmemberr]

🤣

[@DawnEnergy]

a mini illuminati

[@DeathBringer769]

Andy Milonakis Syndrome, lol.

[@XxMadermanxX]

@@DawnEnergy wat xd

[@corbindallas1954]

This turned out to be way different. The little girl was actually a little girl and the parents were crazy.

[@tiffanymariehill8557]

“You rented an adult”😂😂😂

[@wylinout2257]

Happens all the time, just not always midgets 😂😂

[@4Everlast]

AKA marrage.

[@dELTA13579111315]

I would say prostitution, but as I understand it that's closer to a lease than rent. You have an agreement for a certain amount of time for payment

[@shyguy929]

I did that once

[@jeremiaha5167]

"Ukraine is a part of Russia." ... The most USA thing to say ever.

[@hercules_E164K]

That's literally worse than saying Ireland is in the UK.

[@jeremiaha5167]

@@hercules_E164K - Similiar dynamic. One country invaded or opressed the other. Imposing the language, altering the culture, establishing exploiting mechanisms, dependancy etc.

[@billbosagginz740]

Ukrainia*

[@jeremiaha5167]

@@billbosagginz740 - * Ukraina

[@jeremiaha5167]

@Black Liberalman - Correct the grammar and maybe add a word, just so you don't look totally stupid.

[@lightinferno4490]

"I don't think she's a midget, it's more like a growth disorder so she's she size of a child" Me: that's a midget

[@DaanSnqn]

It's a dwarf

[@xonrob9575]

1234Daan4321 midget is just another semi-derogatory term for dwarf

[@phantomgaming9145]

Its called turners syndrom. Its not dwarfism. Thats just being short but when ur body doesnt grow and stays at the preportions of a child thats turners syndrom

[@chatt3rist]

Dwarfism

[@RosieWilliamOlivia]

Both dwarves and midgets are fucking terrifying...

[@jackdonovan554]

This was horrible to watch them talk about her like that. Poor girl was only 10 and left to live alone. This proves how easy it is to demonize innocent people. Even Joe did it.

[@jdovma1]

"Some people like to say I look like Chucky." Stop. He looks like a bootleg Chris Farley.

[@swiftslick]

He looks like the spawn of them both.

[@ghostwalk2446]

Lmao, I said the same thing

[@Death_Incarnate]

I think he misread Chucky for chunky or fat fuck.

[@hindelrunefaust7856]

@@Death_Incarnate I'm not sure he can read, also big fan of your work.

[@Death_Incarnate]

Hindel Runefaust big fan? You have me confused with someone else.

[@mojorider8067]

" i hope she finds another family" i haven't laughed that hard in a while.

[@myrasmama]

She did get adopted by another family and she is not a killer. Referred to the Doctor Phil show with her and her family's interview.

[@theresonly2genders857]

@@myrasmama - Dr Phil interview is literally the worst source lmao. She talks like she's an adult

[@patrickmadden6340]

There's only 2 genders and her foster parents got charged with felony negligence

[@myrasmama]

@@theresonly2genders857 did you watch it? Or are you just making comments?

[@myrasmama]

She does have another family and that's who went to the doctor Phil show with her. She's been with them for years with no complications.

[@chriserven]

Can the couple get a refund?? I mean they didn't get a child.

[@robferrera1968]

chris erven for the win! Dude- I’m dying 😂

[@brainglick9768]

It's true but also you can't adopt a adult/person so they might go to jail too

[@crocop6873]

They didn’t bring the receipt

[@jahmenj]

No refunds after 30 days 😳

[@jasonkmvang]

Hell I'd even use for the emotional stress haha

[@jasonfreak99]

Literally the plot to Orphan lmao

[@smithdawn1]

When your alibi is ripped from the silver screen, you might be lying

[@yancieb]

"So now what happens when these little people wake up and they're activated and want to kill the family" HAHAHAHA as if they're sleeper agents or something.

[@SA-jx7ti]

pretty sure this guy now believes all little people are like this lol

[@bobhope3589]

She was russian

[@yancieb]

@@bobhope3589 🤣

[@connorcraigsellars6576]

Yep, we got that

[@graxo3752]

The real Bourne movie

[@systemSkynet]

"when these little people wake up and they are activated" I just spat noodles everywhere

[@mosely25]

Lmao

[@tee4222]

As soon as I looked at this comment he said that. Good thing I wasn’t eating..

[@mfalmegrimes1083]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JamboInDaWild]

When you find your bros comment on a sociopathic orphan midget video

[@redinstrumental7535]

@@JamboInDaWild eww

[@barrakaoflocka1819]

This truly is a horror movie “The Orphan”

[@cocorivera9711]

I was looking for this comment!😅🤯

[@unknown626lolo9]

anderson stfu 😂

[@jessewaide5622]

"There's something wrong with Ester"...... Movie

[@YesNo-dm4dx]

@@cocorivera9711 Me too lol

[@oswqld]

It was when she was born according to here legal age

[@Letrel777]

“This bitch isn’t growing” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Musaaaa653]

"The movie is based on a true story" Me: Uno reverse card

[@exthechickenwing]

W

[@donguapo7862]

😂😂😂

[@smileykid18]

"True story based on a movie"

[@Phobia777]

Life imitates art I guess.

[@Quantum3691]

Tim looks like a cross between Chris Farley and Sam Kinison.

[@williamalmeida7119]

hahaha yes

[@4717-b7j]

Ty my mind saw Farley but could not place who else lol

[@Stu-Bo]

Good comparison, I thought a mix between Farley and Steve Bannon lol

[@Bagfumbler123]

Dude perfect

[@SphennyMusic]

And Chucky apparently

[@jimmynesbit1803]

“Don’t adopt folks do not adopt” Orphans: 👁-👁

[@XSCSCGS]

😂

[@hoff4301]

Take that orphans

[@deandremurphy7272]

😂😂

[@11123fsd]

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

[@egangray5590]

@@11123fsd ur singlehandedly the funniest man ive ever seen

[@3MrNiceGuy15]

This age like milk. But it's still hilarious

[@brandonlee3956]

Brings a whole new meaning to the term “she’s still a kid at heart” 😂😂

[@leonlawson2196]

LOL

[@christianking3872]

Woooww thaaaatss sooooo fuuuunnnnnuyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@Pacdatty831]

She’s actually a child m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/rHO2nWygiJmifKs

[@mankytoe1061]

Tim Dillon reminds me of "that" kid in high school, that would do and say the most outlandish things in an attempt to gain acceptance and validation from the popular kids.

[@john2432]

Bitch he was the popular kid

[@nameirrelevant1114]

@@john2432 Tim pleas log into your main account

[@R33fth3b33f]

Looks like it worked

[@macandrews9548]

Idiots trying to gain approval from other idiots. Just sounds like all of humanity to me

[@pcadamtaylor4262]

He definitely ate school lunch dropped on the floor

[@misscriss80]

I died at Joe's face when Tim said the parents would wake up and she was standing in the door watching them. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@gerardorivas2811]

fr 💀💀💀💀

[@aaronhopkins3392]

🤤

[@michaelangelotaylor8th]

Yes! Lol...I said the same thing 😂...but I FELT the same feeling as Joe's facial expression tho! 🥴😬 Lol

[@alexhenderson6521]

🤣🤣

[@CDub625]

2:57

[@TheLegPumpkin]

I spread this story, now knowing she actually was just a child and that the mother was an abusive psycho who probably watched "Orphan" is crazy.