Jurassic Park III - Caravan Of Garbage

[@angbald]

There's only 1 thing that needs to be said........"Alan"

[@brucesimmons5517]

Alan indeed.

[@wstine79]

There is another thing that needs to be said... "ERIC!"

[@HauntedHeme13]

Breaking news obvious dream sequence is obvious dream sequence!

[@Mister.Rawgers]

*THATS A BAD IDEA*

[@WhiskerDooz]

@@wstine79 ERIIIC!

[@ScorchedPainter]

This movie has one of my favorite quotes of all time in it: "Some of the worst things imaginable have been done with the best intentions."

[@cmo3195]

That’s a very good and memorable quote

[@jacobowens2603]

Love that one

[@Theycallmethek3]

A wizards rule

[@alonsoarana5307]

*The Winchesters sweating profusely*

[@WriteWhatISee]

@@alonsoarana5307 Man of culture I see.

[@ha04Rry]

“Alan” is still the best moment in cinematic history

[@TheMightofDab]

Does it beat *that* Trans4mers scene with the Romeo and Juliet laws thing though?

[@ha04Rry]

@@TheMightofDab I dare say that it does

[@thescottishaccent]

That and the mobile phone ringing inside the dino. The look on its face is brilliant.

[@steemonkey2000]

It's up there with "I know it was you Fredo"

[@lunchtiem]

I liked the part where the raptor says "its raptin' time"

[@NathanDrakeTheGreat]

I have a newfound appreciation of this movie after watching _Fallen Kingdom_ and _Dominion._ It lacks the wonder and awe of the first film, but it's a lean mean 90 minute dino-thriller with some good deaths and action, completely free of human clones and subplots of industrial espionage involving locusts... What a relief!

[@John231984]

I never had an issue with this film. You really can't re-create the wonderof the first JP. I liked they they just jumped into and made it essentially a dinosaur/monster movie.

[@NathanDrakeTheGreat]

@@John231984 Upon rewatching them all, this is actually my second favorite of the series, followed closely by The Lost World (I think it's better directed than 3, and has that one cool scene over the cliff, but it's a bit duller overall for me), then the Jurassic World trilogy. It's impossible to recapture the magic of 1, but I still have fun rewatching 2 and 3 from time to time, they're not that bad.

[@Ididntchoosethisname]

Tbh, I would say I prefer it to all 3 of the Jurassic World films.

[@lxXSuddenDeathXxl]

@@Ididntchoosethisname Give Jurassic World another go. I used to hate it with a passion. I like to think my judgment was clouded by the general outcry of the movies. Because when I did a rewatch of all the Jurassic movies with a clean slate (world movies have been out for years by this point) I actually ended up really liking world & fallen kingdom. I hate Lost World & Dominion. I would also pick World/Fallen Kingdom over 3. Jurassic Park of course being king.

[@maddog788]

my dad and me watched the trilogy in like 2002 - 2003 when i was a little wee man (my dad was a big film nerd). i can't even explain how stoked i was i thought it must be the coolest thing i've ever seen next to LOTR. So i can only repeat what my dad told me "be your on critic. dont give a damn what some other guy thinks about somethign judge it yourself." i still love number 3 to this day i think it's the second best next to 1 because 1's vibes are just different every scene is perfect basically.

[@therealsploge]

The “Alan” dream scene is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a film. I still quote it with friends to this day.

[@anubusx]

My dad is called Alan.

[@samuelsmith5400]

I literally quote it all the time lol

[@hepchaos]

You just say "Alan" to your friends? What, at random times? Instead of their actual names? When reading a passing billboard out loud, do you insert a random 'Alan'?

[@thegloriouskingkronk8422]

@@hepchaos Nah, you say "Alan" to break a silence, it's funny then

[@szeltovivarsydroxan9944]

When I saw that scene in the movie theater back in 2001, that's when the last part of my innocence died.

[@current9300]

Their idea of escaped dinosaurs causing mysterious deaths in the mainland is actually lifted directly from the first Jurassic Park novel, which has a prologue where an American biologist investigates string of strange animal attacks in Costa Rica. It was cut from the movie because that plotline doesn't affect events in the island at all, and the biologist only returns to the story towards end of the book.

[@JoshuaWillis89]

Half the stuff from JPIII was lifted from the first novel

[@MrOtistetrax]

They do something similar to that scene at the start of The Lost World, with the little girl getting attacked.

[@kodyk.7649]

That's one of my favorite things in the novel because it highlights how not only has the corporation failed to stop the animals from breeding in the wild, but they can't even keep them from migrating off the island.

[@firemaker1258]

That prologue was awesome, it’s probably one of my favourite parts of the novel (which considering how bad some other Crichton prologues are, especially Prey, is definitely surprising).

[@Tester-sh1mn]

@@MrOtistetrax That scene was actually taken straight from the first novel, but it does make more sense for it to take place in the second island instead.

[@BrahmaDBA]

After binging a lot of Caravan of Garbage episodes I love how the premise of the series is Mason being the bloke that is always roped into unknown situations (in this case movies) by James and he just rolls with it.

[@tonyfelder1206]

Mason is Ethel to James' Lucy 😆.

[@RCGBlade]

It starts like that. But in reality, it’s really Maso pulling James along on a journey into the insanity that is his mind

[@BrahmaDBA]

@@RCGBlade this reminds me of their Twilight videos lol. Seeing James slowly devolve to insanity while Mason having the time of his life was hilarious.

[@trustypatches4042]

Something you probably didn't know, but just so you do, the working title of star wars The original star wars was blue harvest

[@directorforplastic7929]

@@trustypatches4042 omg, I’ve never heard that, such interesting green trivia tell me more please!

[@deanthemachine8879]

Before seeing this in the theater when it came out, my friend asked “what can they possibly do that would be new with the dinosaurs?” and I replied “I bet they talk this time” and we joked about what they would say for like 5 minutes. Then when we were in the theater opening weekend and the “Alan” Dream sequence happened, we started laughing so loud we were asked to leave

[@thegloriouskingkronk8422]

That thing your friend said, the real answer is that Jurassic Park/World never did that much new with them, and part of that is because dinosaurs were animals and all movies ever really do much with animals is make them into movie monsters or animated characters, but there also was this one film called Theodor Rex which is a buddy cop film with our two main characters being an anthropomorphic T. rex and Whoopi Goldberg, who was contractually obliged to feature in this film against her will. That film tackles very serious issues, like racism, except against dinosaurs, and the plot overall can be reduced to one resembling that of the film Seven, except the climax is stopping a super weapon. So essentially, the answer is that the freshest thing you can do with dinosaurs is indeed making them talk. Or you could get really creative with their monster scenes. Bears were also just bears until Annihilation decided ursaphobia is a thing people should have

[@SK008]

Did you leave tho? Or did you just apologize and giggled for the rest of the movie ?😂

[@SaulGMV]

Fair enough

[@deanthemachine8879]

@@SK008 we apologized and shut up as best as we could because we were with a group of people and didn’t want to ruin it any more for them by getting kicked out

[@SK008]

@@deanthemachine8879 man i don't know how you were able to stay quiet during the Spinosaurus phone ring scene.. every time I see it, I can't stop laughing.

[@Movypro23]

“I can write all kinds of numbers on this check” basically how universal got Sam Neill to come back and that was their subtle jab at the nostalgic casting call process lol 😎🌟

[@MrAwesomebassplayer]

My genuine reaction to that cast photo of them in Jurassic World Dominion was " well, at least they're all getting paid".

[@anubusx]

Very meta.

[@blyat8832]

lmao, I don't think bring back Sam to jp3 was a nostalgic grab. that was jurassic world lmao

[@star88wars]

Nostalgic? Dude the first movie wasn’t even 10 years old when they made this one.

[@Movypro23]

@@star88wars yeah but even in 2001 people still reacted wildly during the trailers “I remember that from my childhood! Six years ago whoooo!” 😁👍🏻🌟

[@ctshaffer1999]

For what it’s worth, the special effects in this movie have actually aged quite well. The transitions between CGI and animatronics for the raptors is virtually seamless.

[@clamcrewcarclub6017]

Yeah I always thought the shot of the raptor running out onto the steps of the abandoned lab calling for the others looked really good with the movements and rendering. For 2001 that was some high tech shit

[@SDfan2002]

The special effects of the first 2 movies have aged well, not this one.

[@mjl11]

The raptors look good but the Spinosaurus looks terrible at times imo

[@RoseDunbrack3]

Its a real arc for the podcast that mason finally realizes the jurassic park movies aren’t all the same qualities

[@Magmafrost13]

JP3's Spinosaurus was honestly pretty accurate for its time (probably the last time that can be said about anything in the franchise). Our understanding of Spinosaurus radically changed in 2014, but that was, you know, 13 years after this movie came out.

[@RomanumChristum]

People don’t realize a lot of the reasons of Dino’s being inaccurate was because these came out before the early 2000s revelations, Jurassic world doesn’t have the luxury of that excuse. Although the raptors and some other little things weren’t ever excused

[@danpeterson114]

Actually, the JP3 team was actually fairly prophetic in making Spino so aquatic decades before new fossil evidence proved it!

[@directorforplastic7929]

@@RomanumChristum TBF, in Jurassic World that is kinda hand-waved away by a line from Dr. Wu that is something among the lines of “nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have used the genomes of other animals to fill in the gaps of their dna since the beginning and if their dna was pure, they’d look a lot different right now.”

[@sonicrose8430]

our understanding of that animal seems to radically change like every 10-16 months lmao

[@luckyasmr1374]

The best thing about this film is the Spinosaurus. It will always be awesome.

[@anubusx]

I wish we saw it in Dominion.

[@markbutl]

It is the most underrated dino - always usurped by T-Rex

[@elijahblechman8633]

I think it's resentment for 3. They hate the spino for killing the rex.

[@jonbaxter2254]

No! It killed Rexy!

[@Quillz06]

@@jonbaxter2254 It killed a Rex, not our Rexy.

[@thegreyinitiate3680]

The “Alan!“ raptor became a whole bit in Honest Trailers for a while. It’s that iconic.

[@John231984]

They even had the raptor int he Thanos snap.

[@bradley163]

They advertised the absolute HELL out of this movie prior to release. I was driving into downtown Atlanta, and saw four separate billboards with the three claw marks on a black background. They hyped it so much, and when I finally saw it, I felt bamboozled, let astray, run amok, and straight-up deceived.

[@RickyBaxt3r]

I can't help but read the last sentence of your comment, in a Stephen A Smith voice 😂

[@peterparker9214]

SpongeBob: We’ve been “smackle-dwarfed” Mr krabs: that’s not even a word and I agree with ya!

[@spraragen88]

Pretty sure that's how idiots felt after being hyped for the latest movie. People who actually thought it would be good got too excited, even though it was obviously a bad movie.

[@marcuslangston7911]

… and quite possibly even bamboozled!

[@benjaminbrown4813]

that's how I feel about the newest one also

[@SaurianStudios1207]

The Alan scene that has been memed on for the last 20 yrs is suppose to showcase Alan Grant’s PTSD of surviving an island of what he calls genetically engineered theme park monsters and also serve as foreshadowing, but the execution of it is what made it more silly and cringeworthy than suspenseful or foreboding.

[@strengthspeed19]

They had also already set up raptors communicating, just moments earlier in the film. So I always took it as him being haunted by his experiences, but also, having had that conversation had it fresh in his mind.

[@TheReZisTLust]

And thats why i hate people who give the scene so much shit. He just heard he was gonna be a vocal guide them tuckers says they wanna land and he gets knocked out. That is fuckin horrifying if you think about it

[@TheReZisTLust]

And thats why i hate people who give the scene so much shit. He just heard he was gonna be a vocal guide them tuckers says they wanna land and he gets knocked out. That is fuckin horrifying if you think about it

[@saintniccage2818]

Close but No it's not haha It's a sub plot that's pretty much removed about dinosaurs becoming birds. It's why he asks the parrot to say his name ALAN when he's at ellie house

[@wasabiithink9601]

This was my favorite Jurassic park as a kid,Because it’s the only one my family owned on dvd

[@donaldo141194]

Yeah, me too, but in my case it was VHS, I used to watch it like twice a day, thrice on weekends.

[@ramboturkey1926]

@@donaldo141194 yeah we dedicated vhs rewinder so we could watch some thing else like spider man 2 while we were waiting for it to rewind

[@userunknown203]

Same. Wonder how many other people are in the same boat and why. Was the DVD just more ubiquitous due to release timing maybe?

[@redgarlicbred6228]

Lmao same, the amount of times I've replayed this film as a kid

[@NathanDrakeTheGreat]

Ditto. Rewatched this all the time as a kid. Had the first two in the form of terrible VHS recordings of the cable TV airings, commercial breaks and all lol... This was the only one I ever had on DVD.

[@linkofvev]

As hilarious as the talking raptor is, it sums up perfectly how dreams are. Especially when you're about to wake up for one, and things around you influence them (like people talking).

[@epicbruhmoment6985]

The awe and wonder theme set to them digging through poop had me laughing so hard it hurt

[@Robocopnik]

I like how this movie conveyed that a big pteranodon like that would also be pants-crappingly scary on the ground. They were like big mean beaked giraffes, AND ALSO CAN FLY.

[@micahwright5901]

Yeah, most of the flying dinos are terrifying

[@reallyidrathernot.134]

if you can get a hold of "Prehistoric Planet" they show that, a lot. They don't go as hard as they could with the horror, but it's pretty horrible.

[@kurtchristel4035]

THEY FLY NOW?

[@Braint-lr6uf]

@@micahwright5901 flying dinos? Guess some birds are scary but not that much, despite you probably mean flying reptiles, closer relatives to non-avian dinosaurs.

[@gergopiroska5749]

​@@micahwright5901 learn some basic taxonomy dude Pteranodons were Pterosaurs NOT DINOSAURS

[@Rayne2013]

love how "green" trivia has somehow survived Ryan Reyonalds in a cgi suit, Anakin and Obi Wan with a rat tail and 4 lightsabers attached to a cgi alien robot. A T-rex eating a toilet user, A T-Rex invading a city, and a talking dino on a plane......its uncanny.

[@GamingintheAM0801]

I miss the individualized puns for the trivia segments. They were dumb, but that was the joke. I wanted to hear about Jurassic Parivia and The Lost Trivia. Or something. I dunno.

[@ingen_nate_kenny6588]

I think this movie's slimness really helps its watchability. Even if it is not complex or deep, it is entertaining - it has some strong action scenes, and the basic plot streamlines away a lot of potential exposition. Not amazing, but not a bad watch if it comes on TV.

[@strengthspeed19]

It's the third best Jurassic film! What are you on about?

[@christophercano8032]

Just because Mason brought it up, I'd absolutely love if you did a Caravan of Garbage on The Rocketeer. Hell you could do a trilogy of videos on the weird pulp-superhero films that came out in the 90s like Rocketeer, The Phantom, and The Shadow. Personally I think they all hold up pretty great.

[@benhughes6507]

This 100%

[@danhays307]

@mrsundaymovies YES PLEASE!

[@zacharycohn822]

PLEASE PLEASE

[@keinname8053]

How did you know?

[@whiffyclarke]

I know this movie technically sucks, but it is perfect, and I love it so much. I had this movie on DVD as a kid and must have watched it almost everyday for multiple years. Finally gave it a rewatch after well over a decade and could quote every line. It's so streamlined, the dinosaurs are sick, and the characters, while flawed, feel like actual real humans, so I can appreciate the annoying mistakes they make throughout the story. And Sam Neill is awesome. Has the same charisma as Harrison Ford but more grounded in his antics and respect for the sciences. This movie, rather than the original, is pretty much what inspired me to take up paleontology as a hobby (and even a Geology minor while in college). The original is definitely a better movie that I can appreciate from an artist standpoint, but this one brings out my inner child brain.

[@kayzeaza]

You basically nailed down everything I was thinking Lol. I know this movie isn’t the best but I love it so much from watching it when I was younger!

[@Outstralian]

This movie has impeccable pacing.

[@_shenanigans_8337]

I had exactly the same experience lmao. Watched it everyday when I was a kid and I hated the first JP cuz I thought it was boring. I loved this movie so much, was my Dino introduction

[@MK_UL7RA]

This is how I feel about Spider-Man 2

[@kevinpauly6342]

This is my exact opinion on this film and I’m glad someone else shares it!

[@thehikingviking2049]

I'm surprised to hear Mason changed his tune. Especially since all hills worth dying on are of roughly the same quality.

[@danhays307]

Underrated comment right here! ^^

[@Logan_Irrelevant]

Man I always liked this third movie. When I learned that people didn’t like this, I thought it was really a joke. Genuinely I love this movie, it’s super fun, idk, I just enjoy it a lot. Obviously it’s not as good as JP1, but for me it’s pretty darn fun.

[@hp7lv]

Same

[@alfredvalrie5541]

This is the best JP sequel.

[@R.eefmcClaughlin]

Same I really enjoy it I always have

[@pithecusprime8645]

I love jurassic park 3. Big childhood film for me, first one I saw in theaters, Spino is my favorite JP Dino. This movie has a lot of issues lol but I enjoy it all the same. I think it has really good special effects and a good variety of action. The rusty abandoned island aesthetic is done so well, and I feel like it’s really iconic. The plot is weak, sure but the Dino’s look pretty good, and the setting (albeit randomly a tropical island now, instead of being redwood) is my favorite of the 3 films. Big fan of rusty dusty abandoned jungle labs 😂 I also wanted to say your criticisms are valid haha Edit: these are some of the best jokes I’ve heard about this film 😂

[@ExtremeMadnessX]

Jurassic park 3 have the best dinosaurs design in entire franchise.

[@thegloriouskingkronk8422]

@@ExtremeMadnessX even I, a stickler for accuracy, think that the JP3 Velociraptor is one of the prettiest dinosaur designs in media. The skull shape neither resembles Velociraptor or Deinonychus particularly much, but it is extremely aesthetically pleasing. What I find hilarious though is that the JP3 Spinosaurus, which was accurate to what was understood about the largest terrestrial carnivore ever discovered at the time, more complete remains have since revealed that Spinosaurus in actuality looked much more bizarre and "out there" than its movie counter part, proving once again that reality can be much stranger than fiction

[@ExtremeMadnessX]

@@thegloriouskingkronk8422 They just could make them not Velociraptors but some unknown super intelligent species of raptors and story would made more interesting.

[@thegloriouskingkronk8422]

@@ExtremeMadnessX Bit late for that lol The new film introduces Pyroraptor and Atrocriaptor, which are also inaccurate to their real life counterparts, moreso than the Velociraptors even since that design is based on Deinonychus while these new two are based on absolutely nothing lol I think Jurassic Park really mishandles its dinosaurs in general to be honest. The new one making Therizinosaurus an antisocial murderous maniac with nothing behind the eyes is... a fairly accurate representation of what herbivores can be like let's be honest, but the marketing material made it seem like the Giganotosaurus would be the murderous lunatic, when really it acted the most like an actual predatory animal of any dinosaur in the film. And that thing with the ancient rivalry between T. rex and Giganotosaurus is massive bullshit lol, the two lived a continent and 24 million years apart, and Giga and its relatives did out entirely before large tyrannosaurs appeared. Why the fuck did they not finally feature T. rex's actual ancient rival, Triceratops (ceratopsians and tyrannosauroid were literally in an evolutionary arms race, with these two being the peak lol), going toe to toe with Roberta, hm?

[@ExtremeMadnessX]

@@thegloriouskingkronk8422 Fun fact recent documentary Prehistoric Planet have scientifically accurate portraits of Velociraptors and Atrociraptors ( and basically almost every dinosaurs shown in Jurassic Park/World movies).

[@hiimchrisj]

The Spinosaurus being a hybrid similar to the Indominus Rex actually makes so much sense and that's the headcanon I'm using from now on. Because it's anatomy is drastically different than what we now know about the Spinosaurus (at the time that wasn't really an issue of course) and it's overly aggressive for no clear reason like the Indominus Rex.

[@matejajanic6932]

Camp Cretaceous season 3 confirmed Scorpius was the first hybrid spino was pretty accurate in looks during 2001 and is agressive to humans cause their plane hit it and since it was experimented for 9 months

[@seeryeven]

You failed to mention during green trivia that when Aragorn kicks the helmet he actually breaks his toe

[@TechnoEsoterica]

I always loved that shot where the Spino is just standing there looking at them like Michael Myers standing next to a bush.

[@ChocolateAsian9000]

I actually really like this movie. I was in Germany at the time and this hella cool movie theater would always fully decorate based on the latest blockbusters. They made the whole theater a jungle with Dino eggs and dirt and debris everywhere and it was fucking awesome.

[@blingsing5383]

I remember when Cinemas used to do that thanks for the nostalgia

[@ThreadBomb]

So what you love about this movie is the lobby decor you saw a couple of decades ago?

[@ChocolateAsian9000]

@@ThreadBomb It certainly helped put me in the Dino mood lol. Plus this one felt more “scary”. Desolate and ruined stuff to explore, cold color palette in a lot of scenes, etc. The decor was specifically like this too not just random leaves and foliage, it was like a Universal Studios ride and yes that helped my enjoyment of it even more

[@dublonzky55]

I remember back in the day when the original rough cut of a script for JP3 leaked online and it included mind control headsets the dinosaurs wore so that the military could control them and make them KILL FOR THEM. We're all like, "well that's bloody fucking ridiculous, good thing they scrapped that idea. Can't imagine we'll see that concept return meaningfully in any follow up films either. JP3 will be the better for it." ...

[@tigerbread78]

What are the military gonna use instead of Dinosaurs? bullets? That's crazy talk

[@PharaohMan007]

I was a teen when this came out and super excited to see it. I walked all the way to the cinema to watch it all by myself and left extremely disappointed (I'd later have the same experience with Indiana Jones 4 -but by that time I could drive.) I remember the ending feeling so abrupt. It was like, "what? Are we done?"

[@Gledster]

I had forgotten Indy 4 existed. You just reminded me. Now I'm sad. Thankfully, I believe I'll wipe it from my memory again before too long. :)

[@PharaohMan007]

@@Gledster Sorry!!!

[@Kolya-chu]

JP3 introduced me to my favorite dino, Spinosaurus. Now I watch incredibly long, dry videos about it, and I love it. I love reading about it and talking about it. I didn’t like that it killed T-Rex, but I’ve forgiven it by now.

[@blistow3519]

I would LOVE to see James and Mason play a telltale game one week honestly I don’t ever care which one if it batman, Jurassic park , back to the future, walking dead or any of the others.

[@kimchipho447]

Found the guy with bad taste in games

[@blistow3519]

@@kimchipho447 oh you miss understand me I’m not wanting them to play telltale games because I think they are good. I think it would be fun to watch them play one of the games because of how bad some of them are.

[@Lavolpeengreece]

There’s a Jurassic telltale game??

[@blistow3519]

@@Lavolpeengreece yes

[@thetopcats.9154]

As someone who does engineering and prototyping for a living now, I still fondly remember this movie as being one of the first movies to not only show off 3D printing in a prominent way, but also to do it completely wrong and make it look like 3D printers are magic anything-boxes that are just a half step away from Star Trek replicators. I love how it magically printed an entire completed and working dino throat flute in like 5 minutes with no support material, assembly, cleanup or finishing of any kind. Extremely complex print with lots of oddly shaped chambers and overhangs and such, and it just spits one out like ordering tea earl grey hot. 3D printers nowadays are not this magical, let alone in 2001.

[@PBNIP]

You're right. They should've added a 20 minute scene for the process of printing the bone. No... They should've added a 30 minute seen! That way it could be a quarter of the run time of the movie! You sir, are genius 👏

[@thetopcats.9154]

@@PBNIP You go me there, Branson. There's obviously no other way a movie could convey to an audience that something is difficult to do without showing it in it's entirety, none whatsoever. On that note, I have to assume that paleontology must be super easy, since no Jurassic movie contains any three month long scenes of dinosaur bones being excavated and assembled in real time. By your logic it must be, since they didn't show any difficult processes in explicit detail from start to finish. Clearly you're the genius here, not me.

[@jacobduncan99]

This was probably the first movie I watched as a child that made me realize movies could be bad

[@J0J0Reference]

The thing about Spinosaurus walking on all fours has been disproven in the past couple years, but it has since been discovered to have a big tadpole esque paddle like tail all but proving it lived a large portion of its life in the water. That’s why Spinosaurus is my favorite dinosaur, you never know what new discovery is gonna completely change the way Spinosaurus is depicted, invalidating all previous media

[@Forestgravy90]

Legs still weren't as large as depicted in the movie

[@J0J0Reference]

@@Forestgravy90 yeah, it’s hind legs were kinda small too lol

[@sabrina63]

New evidence has also discovered that it used to love putting on theatrical dramas

[@mathiaswalker350]

Okay James, we've entertained this joke long enough, but Blue Harvest was actually the working title of The Empire Strikes Back. STOP GASLIGHTING US!!!!

[@caffeinebob4458]

Today I learned Richard Attenborough died in 2014. I always thought he had died many years before that. Now I think, on a subconscious level, I may have been associating his real life death with John Hammond’s…

[@CrazyGoatGuuus]

Thank you James for apreciating this movie for what it is. I have nothing but love for this trilogy, since I grew up with it.

[@politicalfisticuffs9531]

This is my favorite movie. The spinosaurus boat sequence was way better than when the T Rex attacked the kids in the jeep in the 1st one. Why couldn't the T Rex just smush the kids under that glass? Also, the foggy terrasaur sequence was probably the scariest in the series. The only weak link is the guy who stole the raptor eggs. The actor and character could have been way better.

[@politicalfisticuffs9531]

Favorite movie of the series, I mean. Only saw the first Jurassic World. It was unwatchable.

[@davidmesquita1047]

Billy slander will not be tolerated!!!!!

[@Bloodynine606]

Because the trex was not a murderer it was a confused predator

[@Captianmex1C0]

@@politicalfisticuffs9531 I like Jurrasic World Up until the Indominus escapes and the story focuses on the kids And Claire and Owen getting back to the park, Up until then I thought it was Fun seeing the Park in Working order

[@strawberryfields9762]

That Spinosaurus boat chase was adapted from the river raft chase in the first novel when Grant and Lex and Tim are going down the river in a rubber raft

[@MrAwesomebassplayer]

Hot take. This is the best sequel to Jurassic Park. None of the sequels are good, but this movie moves at a brisque pace and only has a 90 minute run time.

[@caravan1996]

Finally someone said it, i think i have seen this one more times than the first one

[@hanburgundy4317]

This one's not as bad as it used to be (the World trilogy makes it look like a masterpiece lol), but it's not as good as The Lost World.

[@MrAwesomebassplayer]

@@hanburgundy4317 the Lost World has the highest highs in of all of the sequels. But overall it bores me more.

[@Bloodynine606]

Basically “all the sequels suck but at least this one is short”

[@MrAwesomebassplayer]

@@Bloodynine606 pretty much

[@jasoncrane]

There are KZbin channels I can "watch" while doing other things and mostly listening to the audio, and then there are channels like this, where the editing and the visual gags are so strong that to look away for two seconds means to miss something funny. (As I was typing this comment Gedeon Burkhard popped up on the screen. I interviewed him years ago on my morning show and had no idea he'd been in a dog detective show.)

[@cyborgrex]

This was the first movie I ever left the theater hating. The T. rex dying after a minute of screen time broke my heart and literally ended my childhood. Having just turned thirteen at the time I can’t help but look back at that as some kind of weird symbolism. I don’t mind it as much now. Considering all the bs that went into making the film it’s amazing it’s as coherent as it is. I’d take this over broken movies like Fant4stic.

[@Ryuk45]

people like you are the reason the T-Rex and raptors turned into capeshit superheroes in the World movies

[@CocainBuzz]

Same At least it was short as hell

[@ExtremeMadnessX]

Imagine believing that Jurassic World movies are better than Jurassic Park 3.

[@hanburgundy4317]

@@ExtremeMadnessX For real. I used to hate this movie - I mean, it's nowhere near as good as the first two and it has some dumb stuff - but it's grown on me in recent years with how bad the Jurassic World movies are. Flaws aside, this one has some really cool scenes: the raptors in the facility, the pteranodons, the spino scenes (except that phone bit lol), and just the atmosphere of the island and the dilapidated facilities there.

[@ExtremeMadnessX]

@@hanburgundy4317 I actually like that phone scene. It's simultaneously ridiculous, hilarious and terrifying. Imagine that you heard phone ringing from your friend's phone and find out that sounds is coming out from bears stomach and your friend is nowhere to be seen.

[@jpdewet9610]

"heres your f##ken wonder" almost killed me from laughter.

[@cmo3195]

Chainsaw Dino got me

[@ValueNetwork]

All I’m saying is the fan theory that the Spino was a hybrid Dinosaur and the Lab on this island was preparation for Jurassic world makes This film 1000% better.

[@Chord_]

Being only 90 minutes and starring Sam Neill is what pushes this above The Lost World for me. I'm merely a simple person with simple needs.

[@TheAtoll]

Been loving these JP breakdowns! You channel has inspired me over the year's to create a channel completely dedicated to my favorite Caravan of Garbage: Waterworld (1995)

[@okamiwolf250]

Lemme know where I can find this one

[@attackofthecopyrightbots]

@@okamiwolf250 I got the extended cut from Amazon which is the better version

[@ealing456]

The lasting legacy of this movie for me -- the very thing that has changed my very being -- is that when someone asks me 'Dya see anything (yet)?' I can't help myself but respond with "NAEUGHHHHHH, NOT YET." What a line, what a delivery, what a movie.

[@clamcrewcarclub6017]

That’s the perfect spelling of that delivery of “no” lol I could hear it so clearly in my head

[@charlesrense5199]

I caught this one on TV once, and found myself having a lot of fun watching it.

[@Aeon2Flux]

The best part of JP3 is when Grant kicks the Pteronedon right in its face...Grant is awesome for moments like this..

[@jeb1691]

Speaking of inspektor rex, there's a Canadian version and my uncle is in it! He refuses to take any praise and continually calls it "that stupid dog show" lol

[@Stoicaurelius9]

Still the scariest use of raptors. When Mr mustache gets a claw in the back to bait the others. No silly raptor dogs like in the later films. This is just a fun dino, survivor movie. The man who gets pulled out the plane by the spino, I hear his screams in my dreams.

[@Battyman719]

The only thing I remember about this movie is seeing it in theaters just to see the Spider-Man Movie trailer. When Spider-Man webs up the World trade centers to catch a helicopter which was wild to see.

[@mattwithoutfear]

_garbled noises_ "Do I sound like that?" Yeah this is a recording of you! 🤣🤣🤣

[@nicholaspetrino7695]

It's still a more enjoyable watch than Lost World even though that was the better "movie". The Pteradon aviary scene and Spinosaurus boat attack are straight out of the the original Jurassic Park novel. (Although the boat scene was actually the Rex in the book.) So i see this film as more of an extension of the first movie showing ideas that didn't quite make it into the original. Not a horrible film, definitely a low point. But i watch when it's on TV.

[@tigerbread78]

I still wonder how Bryce Dallas Howard's character wasn't charged and convicted of gross and wilful negligence by not evacuating the park when danger became a probablity

[@andrewsmith1204]

5:19 Is Goldblum's reaction here an attempt to show that: 1) To Ian Malcom, seeing dinosaurs is commonplace to him, but it takes him a second to realize where the dinosaur is and the dangers associated with it. 2) Bad directing. 3) Bad acting.

[@trevorcoyle517]

“Alan” was our “Morbius”

[@ultranova05]

The shot where the camera is following someone (idk who) going down the river getting packed to death by baby pteradons(?) & there’s actually a pteradon’s head in the foreground out of focus & then it comes into focus. That’s a great/scary shot.

[@TheUltraYusuf]

I genuinely like this film. IK it's flawed but yeah, I like it.

[@cmo3195]

Same. It’s not my favorite but I still think it’s a lot of fun

[@adamthompson4072]

Another fun bit of trivia: if the Spinosaurus had gotten the first bite on the t-rex, the t-rex would've still won. Because their necks were so thick and densely muscled to support its massive head and jaws, the spinosaurus wouldn't have been able to sink it teeth in. Let alone break the rex's neck. Found that out watching a video of a Paleontologist critiquing the movies

[@SimonBuchanNz]

This is New Zealand, you can have Sam Neil and Russell Crowe, but Crowded House is ours! Oh, and whatever to this movie. I searched it as a kid, and it was pretty much "oh, they have more of this? Fine."

[@noneedtoknow-yv2tu]

I love how accurate all of maso's impressions are. He's a chameleon.

[@adexterwolfe]

I fucking love this movie. Mostly for sentimental value. I was 5 when it came out in 2001. I vividly recall seeing a promo thing on some kids yoghurt at school and when I got home I asked my mum if we could go see it tonight. She said “nah mate I’ve been at work or some shit, ask ya bloody ... ya Dad when he gets in from work”. So I sit eager as fuck at the kitchen table and the moment my dad walks in, probably after a 12 hour shift driving lorries, the fucking top bloke, I say “Ay Dad can we go see Jurassic Park 3 at the cinema” and he literally said yeah mate and took me straight away. Turns out around this time he was cheating on my Mum but who cares fucking Spinosaurus amiright ?? mate I was gassed for weeeeeks. Also dream-sequence-raptor in retrospect was genius. It feels very David Lynch or David Cronenberg. I’m into it. Yeah, JP3. Bloody good times.

[@gohansbattlecorner3775]

You missed an opportunity to have dinosaurs with FRICKIN LASERS ON THEIR HEADS also the mock-up with Hammond with his little finger in his mouth would’ve been good

[@einarbrattfjord6987]

ahh yes, the content i look forward to every week, never stop.

[@fearofowl5973]

I was not expecting to see XPTOLEVEL3 in this video but I guess Ben is just that cool of a guy

[@davieturner339]

I had to scroll for too long to see this…

[@chuckschwa]

JP3 was the last movie where the dinosaurs felt real, because of the puppets and the scale the shots present them in

[@tcolenewton]

I’ll go to bat for JP3 as a camp classic, almost more like a big-budget Carnosaur sequel than a Jurassic movie. Tea Leoni: “Is this where they make dinosaurs?” Sam Neill: “No. This is where they play God.” That’s some great terrible dialogue right there.

[@amilcarmusah4218]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@SeanMacadelic]

Dude I love this movie and have since it came out. I’ve never understood why people think it’s so bad. I had a vhs of Jurassic Park 3 that I recorded when it came on tv, and had played it until it didn’t work anymore. Wore that bad boy out.

[@seamusmcboon558]

"I thought he'd end up on the island and get torn to pieces, but he didn't". "That's a shame"

[@SimonM7TV]

I've always enjoyed this more than The Lost World precisely because it loses the pretense of not just being continued dino shenanigans, and I like a lot of the visuals. As a movie I don't get anything out of either one, but purely as entertainment I'll take this.

[@Moth-1077]

The mini rant about Blue got me good 😆

[@davidanderson4748]

I remember never seeing marketing for this movie. There just wasn’t much of a push for it. I always kinda liked this one. The cast was interesting with character types not typical for this type of film. Also, they get to the Dinos eating and terrifying people quickly, they stay there for the duration and wrap it up before it gets boring. It’s not great cinema, but it is a fun monster movie to watch on a Saturday afternoon.

[@miqueasrodriguez3249]

I love how he just doesn’t care about blue😂 14:34

[@_shenanigans_8337]

This was literally my favorite movie when I was a kid, it was also my introduction to JP. I thought it was so good, and in my humble opinion it still has the best CGI and dinosaurs. When I was a kid I thought the first movie was soooo boring because not enough dinosaurs, but now that I’m older it’s my favorite movie of all time and this one is definitely at the bottom of the Jurassic films besides the new one because I haven’t seen it. Watching it in about an hour I’ll edit my comment about what I think It was alright

[@naterude]

this is my film that everyone hates but I absolutely love.

[@jordanwalker4269]

Unpopular opinion, I think this is the best Jurassic movie apart from the original. Why? Becuase it knows what it is, it’s short Dino action. All of the “grand vision and themes” have been stripped out that every sequel has tried to tag on. This one is shorter, knows what it is, and isn’t pretending anything otherwise.

[@caravan1996]

yes, it's the most watchable of all the Jurassic movies

[@jtbamb6145]

One great thing about this movie, is that this is the only movie that has a pretty unique design for the big bad dino, in all the other movies, it’s a Raptor, a T-Rex, or something that looks like a Raptor and T-Rex

[@MrGlasses94]

I remember my family putting this on more than the other 2 films and even when its on TV we'd watch it and as a kid I was scared of the raptors scenes

[@ramboturkey1926]

yes they still terrify me

[@thomasinham]

absolutely losing my shit at the jurassic park theme over the dinosaur poop

[@mindlessmeat4055]

As someone who grew up on a farm there are two possibilities for the trex pee I can think of. The first I used to see cow poop with what I assumed was little pee puddles. If a rex makes a poop pile like the ones in the first and pees on it at the same time it might make a poop volcano with pee lava for easy collection. The other possibility would be that the rex had a general area for the bathroom, some farm animals in pens keep bathroom areas, and they pee enough to makes puddles in the ground. Collect after the rex leaves.

[@warmcoffee69]

This is imo the second best jurassic park movie. short, a few decent set pieces, and doesn't sniff its own farts.

[@ExtremeMadnessX]

Yep, unlike Jurassic World movies it doesn't pretend that is smarter than it is.

[@maxlandsborough4138]

Agreed i think this movie has the most entertaining dinosaur action of all the series. Sure the plots not as good as 1 and 2, but i dont watch these movies for that.

[@samuelshaw7730]

Always love that iconic Alan Grant line "eh... I'm not a dinosaur guy"

[@yeahOkayrecords]

This is easily the best Jurassic Park Sequel. The Spinosaurus is awesome 👏 the best new beastie of all the sequels .. Sam Neill is awesome, especially in the infamous “Alan” scene .. the raptor winking 😉 scene is fantastic .. the bit where the raptors do a weekend at bernies with a corpse is marvellous.. the phone in the spinosauras is genius.. the evil Pteranodons are class etc etc yep the end is a rush job, you know “let’s get this finished, it’s way over budget” sorta thing. But I forgive it that, 👍 from me!

[@thegloriouskingkronk8422]

I wish we had more pterosaur sequences in films, especially with giant azhdarchids because those are weird and creepy and also probably would have attacked humans because we're within their expected prey range size-wise

[@ToomanyFrancis]

Honestly the movie may have been better if the T-Rex just bit the Spinosaurus' head right off. Set up the Spinosaurus as the big scary then halfway through introduce a bigger scarier by killing the Spinosaurus with ease.

[@chrispoole6612]

I watched this movie so much as a kid. I love it

[@tuck3771]

The best part of the series is when the spinosaurus says to the t-rex: “you won’t like me when I’m hungry”

[@ZachDavies1211]

I love how Mason not only changed the theme park from Universal to Dreamworld but also managed to change the tagline from Dreamworld’s to Movie World’s (‘Hollywood on the Gold Coast’). Either quick thinking or none at all 😂

[@robertfrost8264]

0:44 that puppetry, through such oddball gibberish speech, is gonna be super underrated hahah

[@ChanoCYBER9Avila]

It's a skeleton of a film. In the first there was wonder. The second didn't have wonder but tried to add lore a bit but the third barely anything happens and sometimes it just zooms past interesting points that needed to be shown. For example they could have shown bits of how Eric survived, have Ellie ask about Alan and have the husband go all hush hush about the restricted airspace knowing where he is. You know something but it's just a waste of time but with potential to be more.

[@aimeepaterson5430]

Loving the little edit showing the book after the character said "where'd you read that?" Showing the original novel. Really shut up those whiners in the comments going "uuuum actually she read that in the book". Well done Ben and Lawrence!

[@peterparker9214]

I’m definitely in the minority because I have a blast with lost world and Jurassic 3 lol The lost world is my favorite to watch

[@TheBigKup]

I love James being absolutely vicious with this vid, blue goes into the steam roller and the Kirby’s go to “a horrible international prison”

[@Jamalba123]

Ik its the worst one but I love this movie (Mabye it's nostalgia) Note: you 2 are the perfect duo

[@Gzilla313]

I'd take JPIII over Fallen Kingdom

[@eighteen-naked-cowboys]

anything is better than the chris pratt movies 😭😭

[@hideofreakingkojima5457]

@@eighteen-naked-cowboys Even the LEGO Movie?

[@Jamalba123]

Ayo I like the new film ( I'm a casual fan so if that's a wrong option don't @ me)

[@Gzilla313]

@@Jamalba123 there's no wrong opinion to come after you for. Enjoy what you enjoy!

[@danhays307]

5:24 Of all the great edits for CoG … this one is my new favorite.

[@MeesterMan00]

Even though this has the best looking dinosaur CG effects and puppets in the series by far, the color grading, shot composition and sets somehow make this look like the cheapest movie of the series.

[@yinzerghost]

Mason's absolute best "what the story was" begins at 1:40

[@carpenoctem775]

Not as good as the first 2, but still better than the Jurassic world trilogy.

[@adamcristianlopesferreira1581]

Err no...