Kids in the Hall - Directions (I speak no English)

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@Dustbowler49 9 жыл бұрын

"Just got feet, don't got shoes" is my all time favorite KITH quote

@MarkShatter 5 ай бұрын

My all time FAv is from thier Box Office Release.... The kid in the motorized wheelchair becomes overjoyed after a very brief encounter with his hero, twirls around in his wheelchair as the Hero saunters off and exclaimed, "Did you see me, did you see me with the Doctor?" But nobody is there, because nobody cares. 😂

@abdomination 3 жыл бұрын

I love how they provided inspiration to so many shows after.

@KairuHakubi Жыл бұрын

yeah Family Guy basically did this gag verbatim. but a lot more succinctly, and with excellent comedic timing and a new punchline.

@junomesh 3 жыл бұрын

I came here because I remembered that look Scott gives after Dave said he spoke no English. Such an iconic scene. I had to watch it again lol

@nebulousisgod 6 жыл бұрын

It’s like they went into my brain, pulled out all the strange thoughts I’ve had as a child and wrote sketches around them and made a successful television show from it. I want my royalty checks.

@anthonymcglinch7503 5 жыл бұрын

"Don't Die!" Best part of the sketch.

@nicktaylor2657 Жыл бұрын

Family Guy must of watched this episode when Stewie and Brian are traveling cross country and hitch a ride when he ask the guy something in Spanish and he give him a speech in English but it all he knows 😏

@richmahogany1 Жыл бұрын

Que?

@thedude4795 6 ай бұрын

Yup I just made the same comment before reading yours. Family guy gas a reputation of stealing from everyone.

@thedude4795 6 ай бұрын

@@richmahogany1see: family guy - me llamo es brian

@MarkShatter 5 ай бұрын

@@thedude4795that's the brilliance of Seth Greens Mindset. To pluck out snippets from everybody's distant everyday life that matter none to all, yet somehow bind us all together in our separate ways and individually nuanced experiences in our one-of-a-kind upbringings which demonstrates to each of us that we're really not so very different from everyone else, or that lonely guy over there, or that weird Lady you see from time-to-time, or the loud neighbors or anybody when you're accepting of the relevance each individuals Right of experience as THEY are free to experience their own Life in their own ways and live in a way that they choose and as they see fit to do. And such that, as we become aware of this separation from our bias and ideas for others as We've chosen for others ( whether for individuals or whole classes of people) then we can't help but overturn our ideas for those that we wouldn't have been akin towards in any regards because of the nonconformity to our persona perfecta we have conjured up for them out of the brilliance of our own sound imagination to the benefit of all those unfortunates that are just so different from what we imagine as the BEST POSSIBLE persona for them to be....which in turn forces one to internalized this profound awareness, which opens the door for introspection of our own ways and brings them out into the open for our own inspection and then we can see what makes us all so very special is our own uniqueness, although collectively we share so much similitudes with all those souls around the globe, as demonstrated weekly by the inspiration of Seth's uncanny ability to humorize all the things that we abhor and so desperately seek to avoid, which actually stems from self recognition in the eyes and lives of others as we become detesting towards those with traits, mannerisms and similarities to ourselves and become resolved against the other person and act negatively towards those people with different degrees ranging from snide detesting to loathing and disdain all the way to mallicius intentions solely for the demise of those that we have recognized for having similar qualities to it own. Which is totally ironic considering that we should reasonably assume that they would better serve as close friends since they have a keen perspective towards the way we are since they abound in similar life experiences and should be expected to share similar characteristics, personalities and emotions thereby automatically empathizing with our own plights, troubles, anxious fears and turmoltuos happenings and the like, because they've been through it all beforehand and dealt with it such as they seen fit to do so. But instead we lash outwardly in order to avoid the self realization that we are merely falable humans and quite certainly self destructive in our own right. We try to make it easier on our own fragile psyche by projecting upon others that remind us of ourselves our own shortcomings and then aggressively or hostily attacking the traits of ourselves reflected by the ones we lash outwardly towards instead coping with our faults in a healthy fashion of Introspection and self correction by looking inwardly upon realizing the recognition of ourselves in others and especially with their shortcomings, misgivings and failures in order to progress towards becoming a better person overall and our Best self in the long run due to the fact that they lack the fortitude to own up to their shortcomings and the like and just man-up by proclamation of our Specific Failures out loud to ourselves at first so that the negatives are brought to the surface and revealed to others (most cautiously in the beginning protecting whatever tatters remain of our shattered ego) then taking charge of the rectification of our own lives as best we can and then assuring the redevelopment of our thoughts and actions to being aligned with most positive vibes and actuating our own potential towards the Greatest Good for ourselves which in turn translates to the Greatest Good for All as we begin to shift from dwelling upon our own ways and instead turn our thoughts and attentions towards others in tandem with transcending from the selfconsumed notions to the conceptualization of Societally Benefitting all others before our own needs, which in turn translates to our own Societal Benefitting because of the exponentials as they become engrained in minds of all as accepted ideologies, then entrenched in reality as THEY are practiced by the masses within their actions becoming second nature developing towards instinctive reactions until All Souls are fully rewarded by puree 😢😢😢 Bliss as collectively Nirvana 😢😢begins to be attained by those that are seeking the pathway to perfection which starts with the revelation of the similarities of us all through the experience of life's challenges and the self-realization of this Truth as fundamental and it's inherently dynamic metamorphosis of the thoughts of ones self (which are subjective to innumerable variances in degree from countless variables such as time-frames, familiar influence, peer😢 perspectives, outsiders influence and on, and on) to the development of the importance's of others as others and finally towards the Utopian Notion of the Collectively Greatest Good for All, that is proceedingly sought from its mere conceptualization towards formalization of actions, and executive execution of Said formalization of actions until such time, as needed, the completed actualization is attained by consistently practicing the same ways by all until even the notion of "Self" is a far distant unimaginable concept of fallacy absolved of the mindz of Members of the Collective as they're simply incapable of being individuals or any other ways that are not processed or developed in fullness of the outcome of the Best for All and therefore deserving of our attention, intentions and most of all our actions, from conceptualization, formalization and then actualization. This is repeated through and throughout until the entirety of society is set for the procurement of the world and all it's people's towards the attained state of Nivana and it's pure sweet bliss by All of the Collective and the transcendence By which all are transposed to eternal happiness, not as individual but as the mass, that is the only way to reach the pinochle of enlightened purity of the pathway to perfection is as the whole, for without even a single soul from the Societal Whole gaining of the Nirvana State as is Collectively attained then the entirety is assuredly an absolute failure and Nirvana is absolved of the Whole gaining Purity's Eternal Bliss and Transcendence is outright impossible. Therefore, it is that All shall attain or that none will attain. That's why we start the introduction of the process of Gaining Purity out of a humorous nature of individuals quirkiness and rather ritualistic mundaness overshadowing Society as a thing sought from the womb as having substance and value, that such a thing should be sought for attainability & procured by All in unison, as is the Best & only Way. The first event is underway as the Collectives Perspective is reprogrammed throughout until the entirety is absolved of the notion of "Self," giving rise to the singular, consistent and instant cognitively synchronized Collective Brain until Optimal Conceptual Thought is all that remains amongst Hive. The Humane Hive, politically correct towards those that are capable of living as drones defined by the thoughts of the queen as to which is whAts becoming of the entirety ones fate, whether on a whim or a fancy or not, is inconsequentially none of a concern amongst the living as they've been removed from all that makes us happy and humans and quite transformed into the shells of Society, empty of empathy's touch and incapable of connection to anything else, devoid of emotions thereby automatically continuesly mulling to no end apart from the utter annihilation of the Hive as a Whole. The Perfect State of Existence is the allotment to wait out destruction in entirety of Society BECOME the Void and silenceing Eternally the thrumming of the Soul, long since Dead by ideals of the Others, Hell-bent towards those that dare to think outside the box, to think for themselves, to think OF themselves, those that dare to dream, to wonder, to pray. Bee your own true Self and NEVER let others force their ideology upon you. Stand proud of you as a unique person created just such by God as a completely special Soul, totally deserving All of His Continual Love and Celebrating your individual pathway towards returning to get your Personal Reward, earned by no other, unlike each other's and separate from anyone's journey amongst All the Masses. All that are, All that are to come, and All that are no longer Alive. To dwell as a family member with you intact but separate from anyone's impositions. Forever free to just be. Abounding in Peace and Bliss and most of all Love. Sounds like Heaven, yes? God wants you to be you, and to be Happy. Otherwise He'd have created you to be someone else, elsewhere but still Happy. If we can quit for a bit concerning the day with the potentially offensive statements for others (who, coincidentally care nothing about the betterment of their own self especially with regards towards their own personal responsibilities amongst Society and their own personal allotments within the Whole.... God Bless!

@WeSofaKingHungry 4 ай бұрын

That's how I got here. This is way funnier.

@shootingdio7200 2 жыл бұрын

This is definitely the prelude to Scott’s English monologue

@junomesh 4 жыл бұрын

I heard a comedian on the radio completely rip off this premise and joke how he told someone he didn't speak English and he was explaining to them he memorized the words he's saying but he doesn't understand them. It was the exact same thing. What a thief.

@AB-gf4ue 4 жыл бұрын

This is a common joke actually. I watched a similar skit of this involving two British people. The exact same gag has been used on Family Guy as well.

@cyfkilla 3 жыл бұрын

@@AB-gf4ue This sketch predates all of them 🤷🏻‍♂️

@abdomination 3 жыл бұрын

Family Guy did it.. but much shorter and I'm pretty sure it was an homage.

@coprographia 2 жыл бұрын

Aren’t we all lucky to live in a time without plagiarism, only homage?

@glormoparch5154 2 жыл бұрын

It's actually a philosophical argument too. Given the limitations of language and human cognition we are all recycling a lot mostly so we can get shoes eh

@romulusnr 2 жыл бұрын

the best part is how they literally invent a word in this sketch

@cyborglion4179 Жыл бұрын

Which

@r3q4re80 Жыл бұрын

@@cyborglion4179 Percumbant, mayhap?

@EverlastingHobnocker 6 жыл бұрын

"nein sprechen sie deutsch" I'll say he doesn't! The correct form is "Ich spreche kein deutsch"

@wamblipaytah1600 4 жыл бұрын

Lol he is speaking German while thinking in English 😁😁 I had a friend from Germany that somehow started to think in English. When she went home to visit, her family told her she sounded like a tourist 😁😁😁

@nebulousisgod 3 жыл бұрын

@@wamblipaytah1600 That’s actually fascinating

@P-Bass_Pete 3 жыл бұрын

And you get a medal!

@sk8rdman 3 жыл бұрын

Came here to make this same comment. The are a variety of ways you could phrase it, but "nein" is definitely not the right word.

@uvbe 3 жыл бұрын

Same with spanish "no habla español" means "they dont speak spanish", the correct form is "no hablo español"

@MyPhobo 2 жыл бұрын

JUST GOT FEET, DON'T GOT SHOES

@jeffreybogdan5875 Жыл бұрын

English is my first language, but I started learning English on Pimsleur. I figure that'll help me learn French by association.

@ShiksaWithChutzpah1 3 жыл бұрын

Someone from Big Train must've seen this.

@jonathanstern5537 3 жыл бұрын

How can one both shut up and give someone directions?

@corynicolas3175 2 жыл бұрын

He would shut up (quit saying what he is currently saying) and then give the directions (resume speaking). That is feasible. When you tell something to shut up, it's not necessarily for eternity.

@jamiechandler713 4 жыл бұрын

Hi (sorry for bad English)

@brentdey2244 5 ай бұрын

This is how AI works in a nutshell.

@UNKNOWNPERSON-kk9kd 5 ай бұрын

"Percumbant"????😆

@TobiasReaper-hi4sc Ай бұрын

I'd love to tell you what it means, but I'm afraid I speak no English.

@CuddlyPsycho1134 4 жыл бұрын

Zen, explained in under two minutes.

@MoizRafay 4 жыл бұрын

How so?

@CuddlyPsycho1134 10 ай бұрын

just got feet don't got shoes

@joshuapeterson6072 5 жыл бұрын

Same Butcher shop as Gavin?

@AsahiBrutus 6 жыл бұрын

reminds me of tourists here

@gentlemanninja1 11 жыл бұрын

Oh mein göt

@thedude4795 6 ай бұрын

Family guy stole this and called it: Me llamo es brian

@maverickREAL 6 жыл бұрын

I speak no English im talking numerics Conservative aura i glow in the dark

@johnjackson609 6 ай бұрын

I've actually said this to people.... I'm terribly sorry but I don't speak english

@colinmcmahon5829 4 жыл бұрын

You might, Clarke,. Want to check that. All fats.

@colinmcmahon5829 4 жыл бұрын

Facts