Top Gear Heat Magazine Moments

[@ThePiquedPigeon]

Fun fact: Richard, James and Jeremy won the "Weird crush" award in 2006, 2007 and 2008 respectively.

[@Colby_0-3_IRL_and_title_fights]

The peak years of the show

[@143ba]

@@Colby_0-3_IRL_and_title_fights forreal

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

James’ OCD would definitely be satisfied there.

[@PiousMoltar]

Seems rigged BUt funny nonetheless

[@charlie891]

jeremy???? seriously ????

[@8Clips]

Hammond being outraged at winning the best hairstyle on television is amazing

[@PiousMoltar]

He had it painstakingly styled to not look like a style, and in the end, it was voted the best style. The man can't win 😂

[@jebdunkins6796]

I love how they've all won weird crush of the year

[@ringoferrer2343]

I'm surprised Jeremy didn't win the worst celebrity hairstyle

[@keegan4854]

Ikr James May said it himself he has pubes for hair

[@ringoferrer2343]

@@keegan4854 "Your hair isn't even good of being hair"

[@mouaxiong8618]

His hair was so good his wife has the same hairstyle

[@CheapBastard1988]

"A man who presumably was bald until puberty."

[@ciaranwalsh96]

You can hear James laughing presuming it's gonna be Jeremy, only to find out it's actually himself!

[@DrewSavo]

You forget just how funny Usain Bolt is when he’s just chatting. The fact he managed to troll Jeremy is amazing. Thank you for bringing this joy to us.

[@Infernos94]

@Hatwox he was saying people dont realize that usain bolt is funny you numbskull

[@stefevr]

@Hatwox every time I think that some people couldn't be stupider and then someone like you comes along and sets a new record

[@zanenevada7327]

@@Infernos94 numbskull it is refreshing to see it

[@sillylittleowlguy2392]

@Hatwox nice job proving your intellect to us dull minded apes.

[@anomalyp8584]

Damn, you are easily impressed

[@anhondacivic6541]

When I heard about being enthusiastic about dogs my mind instantly went to " I am a dog walking god"

[@formulafish1536]

@Ignatios Nelson I think it is a Clarkson reference, because he tends to deliberately swap “a” and “an” around

[@jeepneygang]

Missed opportunity to say that James May is in heat

[@gaoeykreg]

To be fair, Richard's grown out messy hairstyle really suited him I think.

[@CannibalLecter]

jeezus. He's got the voice of an aristocrat, the hair of a lion, and the face of a thumb. James should've won that fucking award.

[@applejuice5272]

>the face of a thumb | kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y4DFmJmZhZWbea8

[@User-jk8wq]

James is a sexy bastard and don’t you forget it

[@davecespedes5674]

And the body of Apollo

[@IAmPez]

Pretty clever ploy by Heat, getting around the no commercial adverts on the BBC rule by featuring the hosts of the show in your product, knowing they would then talk about it on primetime TV. There's not many other shows that would have worked on either. This kind of advertisement would ordinarily cost millions upon millions to get.

[@InvagPrune]

I reckon the beeb should allow one ad a year, highest bidder and donate the money to charity. Could possibly be in the tens of millions

[@umi_tao33]

Major respect for the girl that stood up for Richard with the "hideous crush" award. She saw he was pretty upset. Which I felt bad for too when he was like "Hideous? Really?" And looked down

[@straightbusta2609]

"He is more appealing than you" She roasted Jeremy😂 Still, Jeremy too took it good, agreed with it and proceeded to roast Hammond again

[@MycketTuff]

If you only knew how fucking harsh men are with each other.

[@hdaviator9181]

Being defended by that land whale would have made it even worse if it had been me in Hammonds shoes.

[@AndalusianPrince]

The chick was an absolute whale. Who would feel insulted by that anwyay.

[@squaregaming8964]

Weird how everybody was absolutely disgusted by that heavy tank ruining the atmosphere back when this was first shown on telly but nowadays on internet it just seems like people love to see Karen being Karen and even bother having the effort to praise her in an awkward way. Jeez.

[@jcgabriel1569]

Heat Magazine's Sexiest men list... Jeremy Clarkson, is in 87th place... James May, 97th place... *Pierce Brosnan is in 96th, only one up from May. Shia LaBeouf is in 99th!*

[@DrewSavo]

Who were the top 5 that year? I’m just curious since you said Pierce Brosnon was so far down.

[@jcgabriel1569]

@@DrewSavo I don't know what year it is, I just spied the text and pictures at 4:23. Edit: Okay, if this could help, it is series 13, episode 4, while came out in 2009.

[@mrtom2854]

How tf was Pierce Brosnan only 96th??

[@jcgabriel1569]

@@mrtom2854 Beats me... Probably the one who cast the final votes for May thinks that his incredible "hello" is much better than anything Brosnan can come up with...

[@kurtlagon2023]

@@mrtom2854 he's always does on james bond's "Die Another Day"!

[@Chizzle69420]

It would've been hilarious if they gave both the best and worst haircut to May

[@latch9781]

I wasn't expecting Usain Bolt to roast Clarkson

[@scottishfanta]

God hammond reeeeally didn't like that heat magazine bit in the earlier series, was all sweaty, no wonder that lassie stepped in.

[@charlie891]

james may isnt a weird crush, he's a suave dilf

[@JetFalcon710]

He's a flakking _what_

[@FranciscoFJM]

None of those words are in the bible

[@droop1snoot]

that's true

[@tbmofoulprinceromero]

Except he is not a dad

[@decodolly1535]

@@tbmofoulprinceromero OK, 'driver'. Acronym still works.

[@tommygarson8592]

James has wonderful hair god dammit

[@PiousMoltar]

Yeah! his fine flowing locks were clearly the best of the bunch!

[@JetFalcon710]

Yeah, James has absolutely fabulous hair and I'm honestly jealous

[@cazzabojangles]

I'm a 22 year old woman and I can honestly say that I have a lot of friends with hair similar to James's in 2024

[@theblancmange1265]

​@@cazzabojanglesA lot of old ladies in your friend group?

[@theodenmannix4362]

noooo I love James' hair!

[@FranciscoFJM]

1:51 He knew it was coming and there was noting he could do to stop it

[@Scigh-on]

Richard is cute. he's like a small handbag puppy.

[@JetFalcon710]

He is honestly pretty handsome

[@applejuice5272]

@@JetFalcon710 Like a minature Robert Downey Jr

[@droop1snoot]

​@@JetFalcon710 ye he is

[@Faith01841]

He's adorable. I don't think he's a "weird" crush at all.

[@scsutton1]

Clarkson said that David Tennant was "a good looking version of Richard Hammond" once.

[@FranciscoFJM]

I mean, Hammond is the only one who doesnt look like he was born 50 years old

[@javo.illanes]

3:58 i was looking for that moment

[@Marnick1999]

I had never seen that before. And i have watched endless videos and shows of Top Gear

[@iXlnte]

@@Marnick1999 Yeah, I thought that too!!

[@javo.illanes]

@@Marnick1999 really dude? In my case i was surprised that the clip was not on YT

[@cadiastands6874]

No way did brill cream look at Jame's hair and Jeremy's and say that James had worse hair

[@JetFalcon710]

James has amazing hair tbh

[@Faith01841]

I love the girl that stood up for Richard during his "weird crush" bit 🥹. Bless him he looked so upset and self-conscious. I'm sure you can hear her go "aww" when he just looks down on himself 🥺

[@reconbravo104]

I like the "Awww" from someone in the audience at 2:11

[@Cube-3710]

1:31 I Was Expecting Jeremy Say His Own Name!

[@shane56able]

I want copies of those magazines so badly

[@fly1063]

Had never seen this, brilliant

[@radio_cooking_ghost]

well i guess i'm not the only guy who found Hammond attractive! good to know it's not just me being absolutely insane!! (i'm cackling right now oh my god of COURSE he's popular with the men. he's short.)

[@syahminorizan8064]

"I haven't got a hairstyle!" "WHAT?!"

[@Scigh-on]

Jeremy has worse hair than James. give me lies

[@PiousMoltar]

Yup and he always has, no matter the varying styles they've had over the years!

[@brettsinclair4007]

X facta 😂

[@omar53333]

2:48 a wild Richard Hammond simp, ladies and gentlemen.

[@nighthawkarts]

I’ve been driving in my car… listening to Jeremy Clarkson 2,4,6,8 James May… Jaaaaames Mayyyy

[@ryanmann1416]

0:52 “WHAT?!?!”

[@LuminalSpoon]

The best WHAT of all time 😂

[@themaaciek]

it's Dacia Sandero!

[@ArkadolfFidler]

0:53 ITS JUST SOME HAIR !!!

[@ryanmann1416]

@@ArkadolfFidler”YOU DON’T HAVE THAT STYLED?!?!”

[@Fixxxer1999]

Richard won it genuinely Jeremy and James won it as a troll

[@Zogger568]

Naw man I can see the appeal of Richard, especially in this era. He's got those doe-eyes

[@Lotte_Da]

I mean James is a little cute but in a way that can’t really be described but you just know he’s cute. Hammond is also a qt in the same way +1 for shortness. But clarkson is to much of a grandpa to me

[@TheEPICGAMINGS]

I wouldn't go as far as grandpa but daddy type definitely

[@Lotte_Da]

@@TheEPICGAMINGS nah. May and Hammond are better daddy’s

[@TheEPICGAMINGS]

@@Lotte_Da okay maybe today sure.. But like when those episodes aired and on the older seasons he's definitely daddy and like if you're given a choice between the three to go on a dinner I bet Jeremy would be really romantic

[@Lotte_Da]

@@TheEPICGAMINGS maybe it’s our personality’s. Because a lot of the slow and old fashion stuff may likes I like. And Hammond. Well I can’t really say y. He just has a charm to him.

[@Lotte_Da]

@@TheEPICGAMINGS I’m having fun debating which old man we find cute.

[@epsteinspilot3024]

Kinda cool I live in Ripon where Hammond grew up and I go to same college as he did in the late 80s

[@PorscheWilliamsformulaone2026]

And the Heat magazine weird Crush of 2009 goes to the stig!!!

[@divAPEX]

And Clarkson just won UKs sexiest man alive again LMAO

[@RockingKevin92]

1:52 he he he 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JetFalcon710]

Hammond internally: oh fuck shit please get me the hell out of here

[@bostonarchie3194]

New top gear has nothing on the old top gear

[@Orcawhale1]

Your right, new is so much better. Finally a actual car show.

[@201bio]

@@Orcawhale1 Wasn't that why fifth gear was invented?

[@droop1snoot]

​@@Orcawhale1 die

[@Orcawhale1]

@@TSOTL-0302 Neither. Oh and just because someone prefers something different to you, don't mean his delusional.

[@kurtlagon2023]

I also saw #94 is Russel Brand does really seen on heat.

[@kharn7092]

Who dosen't have a crush on James

[@Rytonic69]

I like James' hair, it's a damn sight better than Clarkson's

[@javidmirza4584]

Pause exactly at 0:00 there is a low res Richard Hammond behind Richard Hammond

[@FightingForceSoulless]

This is a good one xD

[@suzyq8021]

HILARIOUS!!! 😸 THEY'RE ALL ADORABLE!!! ❤

[@JakandDaxterAddict]

*X Facta*

[@nostalgiaof98]

X facTAH

[@Zim5.0]

Ah man, I miss these kinds of interactions, nothing will top 'top gear' ever

[@reconbravo104]

0:30 Tell you what, works here...young Alex Zane

[@LuminalSpoon]

"Are you sure you're not a bender?"

[@SpareSomeChange8080]

Is that a Karl Pilkington reference? 😂

[@24-karat-plonker]

Seriously, Richard Hammond is efffing beautiful and he's totally heartthrob material and I know that I'm not the only one who thinks so❤

[@Lotte_Da]

I’ll be honest. I would have dated all of them at one point in highschool.

[@DokkaChapman]

Let's be honest, James is kinda cute. Daddy Slow with his wavy locks. :p

[@harrypalmer5452]

Yay, I suggested this one :D

[@example2844]

The only Alex Zayne I know is a professional wrestler from NJPW, and his hair is actually quite sick 👌

[@mjktrx]

The sauce!

[@HyperVegitoDBZ]

4:23 What the fuck, prime Pierce Brosnan is only 1 spot above James May?

[@Thaisistercunny]

Jeremy used to look like Pierce Brosnan before he drove the atom so it makes sense for brosnan to be 96

[@superultrarollingbomberthu8829]

Ironically May’s hairstyle has aged a lot better than Hammonds

[@NoahPurdyFR]

Richard Hammond is such a normal guy, I don't get it😂

[@lumpylumpyloo]

Wow was that Eugene bolt at the end?

[@JimiLappalainen]

Eugene Bolt??

[@Barton_Motors_Ltd]

Hilarious

[@asmolbean9300]

Sam and charlie are womens names too just sayin

[@anameofsomesort959]

Richard Hammond, women hate him and men want to be with him.

[@usaccdecks8363]

And now Jezza is the sexiest man in Britain

[@jasons2023]

Again!

[@richardgadberry8398]

0:52 WHAT?!

[@Faith01841]

STOP RICHARD IS SO CUTE OH MY HEART HURTS

[@ObiGale33]

Did they have to censor this in the UK as I've watched a lot of top gear and don't remember any of the 'Heat' related segments?

[@ThePaquitoHD]

If you watched through Dave then I think they cut it down to fit in the hour with ads as BBC didn't run them, otherwise could be from DVDs and such

[@engineergaming3]

engineer gaming

[@intorsusvolo7834]

87th, _in the World_ …

[@paddyh8023]

Now Jeremy has won sexiest man alive 2023 or 22

[@RegenTonnenEnte]

AND THE WORST TEETH ON TELEVISION: JEREMY CLARKSON!!

[@base4yrface]

How did James win worst haircut, I always thought his wavy long hair was really nice

[@samcarpenter_]

Which episode is 1:50?

[@brumm0m3ntum94]

james may having the worst hair? the past really is a different country also, now that i think about it, hammond totally does give a little tboy swag

[@dongatello6969]

I feel like viewers of the show manipulated the results sometimes

[@NwoRun]

May has better hairstle then simon

[@nostradamusofgames5508]

I miss thesse politically incorrect jokes

[@MitchellfcNa32]

Any know what episode 2:45 is from

[@bghoody5665]

Series 6 episode 8.

[@MitchellfcNa32]

@@bghoody5665 thank u sir

[@automotiveambitions9987]

👍🏻

[@Colby_0-3_IRL_and_title_fights]

He probably got so excited when a woman from the audience was defending him until he saw who it is lolol

[@nelly5954]

To be fair, Sam and Charlie could be women

[@India.H]

Yup. One of my besties is called Charley-Louise. Never seen or heard her call herself, or be called by anyone, 'Charley-Louise' apart from on an official document or when we were at school ("Charley-Louise?" "I prefer Charley." "OK.")

[@nelly5954]

@@India.H I have two female friends, each called Sam and Charlie. The latter uses they/them pronouns, but their birth name is Charlotte so the same applies.

[@iXlnte]

2:51 Hello, Karen.

[@augustyng]

Was about to write the same comment xD

[@yunkingleong1247]

​@@augustyng a9mid seke

[@FEARYOYOYO]

I can live with Richard and Jeremy being good actors but the faux-introvert James faking his reactions this well never sat well with me. But I should've known, there are no introverts in media.

[@AndalusianPrince]

2:49 not the absolute unit of a whale insulting jeremy?!

[@MycketTuff]

Haha, the chubby white knight :D