Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice - Every DCEU Movie Reviewed & Ranked

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[@pallyjaius]

Greg's war on Kansas, is so unexpected and has me in tears every time

[@bennetthasty7886]

Paladin Jaius as a Kansan it was hard to hear what we think of people from Mizzorah thrown back at us 🤣

[@bumblebtuna3066]

Bennett Hasty also from Kansas could not agree more lol

[@nicktiznado8492]

Greg shitting on Kansas feels so wrong, but damn it is funny as hell.

[@BoomSlang001]

I felt sorry for them at first. Now that the truth has come out - about the toilet toads originating from Kansas - I've realized how great the hate really is.

[@arizona24joe]

I know how to end the War. What's Greg's Mom's name? Someone in Kansas who's Mom also has that name say it to Greg.

[@NikeCF10]

This episode went so long I was expecting Cubone to evolve

[@pgs9407]

Forget the Snyder cut, I want that Scarpino Cut. It would be 90 mins long.

[@alexlawrence6440]

Not only longer than the movie, but longer than the the extended cut

[@davidw.2791]

Big Aluminum Longer even than the reported running time of JL Zack Snyder original cut.

[@whywelovefilm7079]

That moment when I was about to type the same exact comment, but see yours is already at the top... -______- LOL

[@AZJayjohn]

This is longer than LOR lol can't wait for Greg to sit through a 5hr in review lol

[@flingflam707]

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[@flingflam707]

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[@michaelholton_]

Pissed at how short this is. Still had 3 hours left in my work day

[@hexbladescurse]

If u listened to MoS first you'd have been sorted lol. And justice league will be like 8 hours long so ya covered lol

[@michaelholton_]

@@hexbladescurse hahaha I'll be let down if it's less than 8!

[@TrimblyWimbly]

Greg doubling down on making fun of Kansas had me cracking up.

[@kelb0y9o20]

You look like you could be Tims brother

[@monkeytiger2142]

Really enjoyed this episode guys, my only problem is the absolutely ridiculous length. 4 HOURS?!! That’s it???? Please go further in depth in future episodes

[@connorweir1993]

Is that the Dark Nick

[@jdingers]

The Dark Knick

[@Lovedandlovingbutlost]

Nick Wayne... has a ring to it.

[@hexbladescurse]

Bruce scarpino lol

[@Scotty220]

7 hours combined on Man of Steel and Batman v Superman is madness. And I love it.

[@hexbladescurse]

Am calling it 2 hours for suicide squad... 24hours for justice league 🤣🤣🤣

[@Inuheishi]

Are they not doing Wonder Woman?

[@hexbladescurse]

@@Inuheishi wait ur right. 3hours for that 🤣🤣

[@josegarza8619]

Be patient, everyone. The review embargo for the Snyder Cut hasn't dropped yet.

[@CodeAwesome28]

Turd Ferguson - 😂

[@CooeeJB]

What about now?

[@tristanmayer5373]

Oop

[@herison7554]

The cut from the intro to the table was brilliant. Literally laughed out loud and said "oh god"

[@icymoe1024]

Question for the class: who.... Will be dressed as Wonder woman?!?! 🤔🤔🤔

[@TenGallonBird]

Milk mommy

[@raam726]

It'll be Superman, Batman, aquaman and flash.

[@hexbladescurse]

Tim for wonder woman. Lets see dem gams son 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@porkchop205]

3:30:17 Nick checking his junk in the monitor. lol

[@hexbladescurse]

🤣🤣fuck you dood. Can't unsee🤣🤣

[@guitarheroaero3451]

"I'm a faster bullet, I-I'm a sp...faster than a speeding bullet than you're sp.... than your bullet in your gun." -Superman

[@dudemistah94]

Take your shoes off anytime you enter a house that's gross wearing them in a bedroom living room anywhere

[@kelb0y9o20]

What about if you have no toes and you have special shoes to help you walk... My grandpa had cancer and due to residual side effects of chemo theapy he had to have all of his toes cut off to prevent infection so he has these special shoes on, and he wears them from the moment he wakes up until he goes to bed... I'm conflicted about this cuz yes I agree it's gross but he has to and wants to walk and Im sure it would be a bitch to put them on Everytime he wants to get up and walk... Thoughts?

[@trevorroberson8052]

Sir. This is America.

[@BruceWayneBrady]

I'm off today and ready for this wild ride while I clean up my place. Shoutout to Greg and Nick for the costumes. I love these even more than the Bad Boys ones. 🤣

[@JrZaike]

YES! Nearly 4 hours of an in review for the car ride! I love it!!! Please keep this up guys.

[@Crazeyd0g]

If you can do this 3 more times you can do LOTR In Review! Do it you cowards!:P

[@jizzledoops6789]

This

[@kelb0y9o20]

They did it... Without Greg...

[@eastbluedrew1664]

Tim really killed the joy every chance he got lol

[@link4555]

Just finished watching on twitch and had to come drop a like and comment cause THIS IS THE CONTENT I CRAVE AND THE CONTENT ILL SUPPORT

[@woodstock5952]

"we're so close"-Tim with and hour and twenty minutes left in the video

[@whazup25]

DCEU in Review just makes me want to see a Superman movie directed by Nick Scarpino with Greg as a consultant as the Superman expert. Make it happen WB

[@TheFlash-rh2el]

No lol

[@hexbladescurse]

Yeah ll

[@jizzledoops6789]

Just when you think you were done listening to review discussions of this movie. *4 hours.*

[@johnsantisteban7362]

FINALLY! The review I've been waiting for, thanks for all you guys do. Also Greg and Nick are the heros we need, but don't deserve.

[@Dannyjedge]

This video is an all time top 5 for this channel. Legendary

[@DamnFineCupOfCoffee]

It’s because batman himself has gone off the edge that he fears Superman. When he calls himself a criminal and asks “how many good guys are left” he’s referring to himself. He fears that Supes is like himself, someone who will inevitably break bad, just on a different scale.

[@ANTIStraussian]

Superman saved 7 billion lives lol

[@0mikeisonfire0]

For the argument of "Batman kills in this! He's irredeemable!" Why is it that we don't say the same thing about the Avengers characters? Even Chris Evans' Captain America kills in those movies and no one is up in arms about the morality of those characters. I feel like it's a nit-pick that people like to pile on to this movie because the narrative surrounding it is that we're supposed to hate it.

[@fluffymonkeyyy6617]

Because when the Avengers kill it's part of the collateral damage, they can't save everyone. Batman consciously outright kills people cause he's tired of locking people away for them to be released later

[@jackmacisback]

None of the characters in Avengers are defined by not killing, one of Batman's defining traits is that he does not kill. Thats why it's frustrating and people are annoyed by it

[@DanielHodder7]

@@fluffymonkeyyy6617 Iron Man literally shoots people with an uzi in Iron Man 3

[@ac5849]

Clary Carrier Batman in his earlier comics carried a bat gun and shot criminals they only charged it because the comics code authority prohibited comics from being violent

[@danielfernandez4453]

I didn't notice until half the stream that Greg wasn't reading. That's someone that actually knows it's stuff. So I believe him this is a good movie.

[@swordfish060288]

OMG a new DCEU review! Now to clear my schedule for the next 2 days to so I can listen to all 4hrs of it.

[@tylerwallis6654]

So Greg had to launch a new KindaFunnyGames 4.0 to have a fund raiser to reach a stretch goal (Which was the first stretch goal) that would force the KF crew to watch BvS just to make Tim Gettys to say “Our New #1: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice.”

[@rjseeturtletaubington2644]

Does that surprise anyone? Honestly seems like something Nick would do. Love you folks at KF!

[@theknwldgenest]

4hrs! This is going to be the best! ❤️ One of my fav vids is still the Emily is away drunk stream. The long ones are the best 👌

[@carlosarias5092]

Class at 8:15 am but this is worth every second rushing to get ready in the morning

[@gunslingerplays]

I had to watch this over 4 days, as I usually watch those before going to bed. What can i say, it got me through the week.

[@waxilliamladrian]

Okay so I'm only at the 2 hour mark but you guys are killing me! The Knightmare is intended to be a scene from Justice League 2 or 3. It was intended to be Flash coming back to try and fix things and we would see that scene from the League/Flash's perspective in the second or third film. I honestly do feel like the questions this film leaves are totally fine if you're only doing this story, the issue is that WB was working on a DCU when this should be a self contained story. I want to see this finished as a graphic novel because to me, this film is made with such an abundance of stuff that wouldn't bother anyone if it were just a contained comic story. On the point of Batman murdering: every film version has done this other than Clooney maybe. Even the Bale Batman kills several people in his trilogy and to get so hung up about a clearly jaded Batman killing people is just silly to me. At least unlike Bale, Batfleck doesn't make a point to act like he's better than that. And if somehow you cannot make the basic observation that this Batman is damaged, I don't know what film you're watching. So much of this shit is spelled out in the writing and performance, like c'mon. I agree with Greg so much in this. These aren't the DC movies I would make but it is so silly how much people talk about this film without picking up on some of the more basic story elements. Tons of weird things in the film for sure, there are so many weird little details that feel out of place but most of that stuff is just nitpicking. Though honestly, the fact that Batman never identified Superman is like the MOST GLARING PLOT HOLE IN HISTORY.

[@JayPokar]

Watching you guyz talk about this is so much fun.....awesome🔥😂😂

[@dustingreen4357]

Screw the Snyder cut I want the Kinda Funny Cut.

[@TheJedHung]

That laugh from Greg at the end was so Michael from The Goof Place

[@starman69]

Andy, Gordian Knot is the knot Alexander cut in half with a sword having used that action to claim he “solved” it. It’s referenced in watchmen a few times. Both the comic and the show.

[@Seaphron]

I appreciate Nick committing to the costume bit. Hope to see it continue next week, haha.

[@bennettdoe6662]

49:05 Nick, let me tell you about a guy named David S Goyer... If you have ever heard the phrase "failing upwards" this guy is it. He openly admits to not really knowing how to write character dialogue but enjoys building a frame work to a script. In other words, he is a "big picture" kind of guy.

[@evansimon1065]

FINALLY, ive been waiting 100 years

[@ChildlikeMan]

I'm late but the bit about the placement of Gotham and Metropolis across the bay had me staring at my brain the whole time.

[@fiftyshadesofburman]

If they only stayed out of Greg's way!

[@kindafunny]

Right?! - Greg

[@fiftyshadesofburman]

@@kindafunny LOL

[@hexbladescurse]

@@kindafunny greg you should've just killed them by knocking them through the wall. Y'know like the guy superman killed. 🤣

[@cal2727]

Rewatching this and Tim not liking the warehouse fight is comical 😅

[@slappydoodle]

Especially considering if u watch there previous batman v superman review with colin Tim says the warehouse scene was amazing That fight will always b well choreographed hard hitting and cool AF

[@danchavis5259]

The scarpino cut would've been amazing

[@davidmeloche3563]

1.46.00: Knightmare - Bruce is having a prophetic vision of a possible future if Lois is killed, and Superman is taken over by Darkseid via the antilife equation. They did that storyline in the animated Superman series from the 90's. Flash being "too soon" is him on the cosmic treadmill going back in time to warn Bruce "it's Lois, Lois is the key!" But he's too soon. This Bruce has no idea what he's talking about, because he hasn't gotten past murder Supes rage level yet, so he hasn't learned more about him, and his relationship with Lois Lane. And remember, this was supposed to be the 2nd of a 5 movie arc for Superman, with 3 Justice Leagues, and solo films for the whole team, plus Green Lantern Corp, and Suicide Squad.

[@dustingreen4357]

We need LOTR in review

[@Inuheishi]

We need a lot of “in review” John Wick, predator, alien just to name a few

[@dignerds]

Superman killing Zod was character development ..It's what established his boundaries. If Alfred was estranged there would be even more complaints. Redeeming goes with atonement ...Batman was supposed to atone in JL by giving his life to save the world from Darkseid...But WB didn't allow the pay off to the arc... And left KZbinrs bathing in their irrational unobservant critiques

[@tylermettler1984]

The original movie review was how I was introduced to kinda funny. I don’t really remember what I said on that comment besides BvS was a bad movie. 4 years later and I like this movie more and more every time I watch it.

[@bobbyschultea8709]

Loving the episode so far! For the next episode can y’all discuss the plot point differences between Znyder’s version of JL and Whedon’s version of JL? I’m sure Greg probably has all sorts of notes about what Znyder has said what’s included in his version, but I’d like to know y’alls opinions about those differences.

[@metallica121991]

i busted out laughing a soon as i seen nick in the batman armor. lol

[@lennystyle]

When you're so early here after the upload it's still only available in 360p... also two things; Can we get a Recap Juice (TM) KF drinking bottle in the store? And: #releasetheSnydercut!

[@DaChazThang]

Already watched on twitch. Worth every minute.

[@sciencebunnies]

This is the kind of comprehensive, factual and hard hitting review that we the public deserve.

[@grooms93]

2 for 3! I’m on fire! Shout out to Tim Gettys for reading my haikus!

[@TheMiloDavis]

lmao Tim has the worst opinion about the warehouse fight. Wtf is he even saying.

[@PeterAtkinson]

Milo Davis completely agree. Is arguably the best scene in the movie.

[@josegarza8619]

Andy, the Gordian Knot is referenced several times in Watchmen. Totally a relevant thing to bring up during a DC conversation.

[@aoe41015]

"Take the Potato sacks off your feet and buy some shoes"..... This. This right here is what makes the 4 hour long review worth it. For the fits of laughter from Greg. I also want this to be an ongoing bit throughout DC in review where Greg just mercilessly shits on Kansas.

[@darthhavok1]

Tim's comments about how there's so many questions that are brought up but never answered in the movie, is the same response I have to TRoS.

[@PeterAtkinson]

JacK_O_SauRus yet in Rise of Skywalker they’re ok with it. Lol

[@TheFlash-rh2el]

All questions get answered in BVS. It's a bit more complicated than looking at it through the usual superhero film lens

[@Micah-Woods]

Great review! 😄

[@cassiboi1423]

This is what Kinda Funny has been leading to. As our good friend Michael Huber would say, its a CULMINATION

[@LoadedKlip]

I love Batman v Superman Ultimate Edition.

[@hexbladescurse]

I enjoy parts of it

[@mr88nyc]

Andy, the Gordian knot was in Watchmen. It’s in a line in Ozymandias’s play.

[@hexbladescurse]

That Alexander cut to prove he solved it

[@mr88nyc]

Rebecca Harley Colins I figured since he said he had seen it somewhere recently it must be Watchmen.

[@everlastingbeats]

“Flash on the cosmic treadmill running back from the nightmare future”

[@beckstein968]

Tim at 2:33:35: "We're so close" HA

[@shadcast]

When the court room explodes I initially had a similar reaction wondering why he is expressing his disappointment for so long instead of springing to try and help immediately, but then I realize that it's in slow motion to signify it's in his "flashtime" so he's only brooding for a few milliseconds before acting. Should've made that more clear and would've liked cold breath to put the flames out.

[@maskofshy]

Superman in the DCEU Doesnt have Cold Breath. (It doesnt exist) Superman's Powers in BvS are developing from from what Man of Steel stablished. (JL being a departure from what It was stablished Only forces the Cold Breath only after Sups is ressurrected, as if he gained a new power )

[@slappydoodle]

​@@maskofshyestablished

[@DrunkonWriting]

This is fantastic content.

[@canosisplays5152]

What I’d give to be in this conversation. Greg and I align on a lot. But it’d be fun to re-write the script with this group.

[@matthewternullo3064]

For reference, san jose is larger than san francisco in both size and population lol (just looking at city boundaries, not even metropolitan areas for which would make it even larger)

[@reflectionist]

1:14:55 I thought it might have been that he noticed that Bruce, Clark, and Diana are there.

[@jabrak1]

I can't wait until I get to work to watch 4 hours of thos beautiful content

[@fabioarapi1043]

4 HOURS OF KF CONTENT?! Let's go doggie dog!

[@imrankazzy9076]

Man I don't usually mind Nick interrupting/dominating most of the show when it's his own reviews but man he's relentless on this and im only at 1hr 58

[@wyliekimball9737]

Best content of 2020 hands down.

[@XzombiekillerX666]

Almost a 4 hour episode. God I don’t know what we did to deserve this but thank you! In review is my favorite series and Man of Steel was the best so far. I can’t wait to listen to this beast of a podcast

[@eastbluedrew1664]

Love Greg dan Turpin reference my favorite superman episode

[@joshk9226]

Ultimate Edition is the best way to watch this movie. You get a much fuller story

[@DanielHodder7]

They just add to parts of the movie that never went anywhere. The whole Bat branding went nowhere at all because Superman didn't hate Batman. He knew Lex was behind it all.

[@Caliloki1]

The Batman branding were criminals that Batman made snitch. That’s why they would get killed in jail because they were snitches.

[@hexbladescurse]

Understandable.

[@hexbladescurse]

Oh also they missed it but KGBeast tells a dood to kill the branded guy.

[@davidmeloche3563]

They are killed in jail, because Luthor is paying people to murder them in jail. Batman brand someone = that person gets murdered in jail. Clark investigating as a reporter finds this and is mad that Batman is doing it. It's in the papers, so Bruce knows it's happening, and still Brand's people. So now Clark thinks Batman is knowingly sending these people to death, giving Superman reason to stop him. But it was just part of Lex's plan.

[@spydajcb]

Greg V Kansas is the Watto cameo for the DCEU in review

[@slappydoodle]

This is awesome content.

[@hugopinai2005]

All the online talk about the Snyder Cut made me want to watch this movie. I had skipped this one up until now because I wasn't a huge fan of Man of Steel and because of the overwhelmingly negative reception. I did watch Justice League, but I thought that was an absolute mess. To give this the best possible shot I watched the Ultimate Edition and I went in wanting to enjoy it. That said, I thought it was okay. It has stunningly beautiful cinematography, the action sequences are incredibly well thought out (at least until the third act) and choreographed and the acting performances are great. However, this whole story is all payoff and no setup. It could have been such an amazing conclusion to a longer running story, but the problem is the only characters who is actually established is Superman. There simply isn't enough time to introduce this version of Batman and Lex Luthor (and Wonder Woman, but she has a minor role so whatever). The result is that we get extremely rushed character development, character motivations that barely make sense and require A LOT of suspension of disbelief to be taken seriously and plot points that just straight up don't work or make sense. And this is the version that expands on those elements, so I can only imagine how incomprehensible the theatrical cut must be. Amy Adams, Ben Affleck and Henry Cavill are fantastic and kind of make you care about them despite how rushed and hard to follow the story is, but that doesn't cancel out the flaws in the script. The third act is just a mess though. I have no idea how or why Lex makes that Doomsday monster or why it had anything to do with the story they were telling here. And as soon as that thing shows up the movie forgets the awesome action style it had up until then and devolves into a mind-numbing CGI punching through buildings final battle that feels like it goes on for hours.

[@petecastillo5652]

The eye roll HEARD around the world from Greg! Haha 1:39:20

[@maddoggnick96]

I’d like to see Greg’s fictional idea of Kansas. It sounds a lot different from the Kansas my friends visited, but also a little fun?

[@richardw63]

weird watching this two years later knowing we were weeks away from the world changing forever lol Can’t wait for the new Studio, really looking forward to it

[@CrazedInfadel19]

I want someone to record how many times Greg says "and again" haha

[@imrankazzy9076]

Or nick says ‘i digress’

[@andresl8770]

This is almost 4 hours long?! let me grab a coke and popcorn lol

[@kh7688]

I'm new to this whole Kind Funny thing. I only have one question, why do the two guys on the left even have a mic?

[@andyandhisfriends101]

Hahaha omg I can't breathe 😂 poor Kansas

[@Baytuh]

The warehouse scene is my favorite superhero fight scene in any Dc and MCU movie. It felt great seeing Batman fighting like he should.

[@mikes.4479]

I love this movie, but I can't unsee how Greg described Joe Chill using the gun. Looking angry when pointing it at them, but a look of total surprise after shooting them like, "😧 I didn't know guns kill people." I couldn't stop laughing.

[@TheFlash-rh2el]

People like Joe Chill never expect to fire their guns. On top of that, there's also a loud bang and a muzzle flash that are also, mostly, unexpected.

[@seph---]

Cannot wait for Justice League.

[@byubvfhj611]

Flash really did see the future! Why didn't we all listen to him! We should have never thought Wonder Woman 1984 was going to be good!

[@davidmeloche3563]

Gotham and Metropolis were updated in the early 2000's as Metropolis being NYC and Gotham and Bludhaven being in North Jersey.

[@jameel88]

YES IM WATCHING THIS AT 3am in the morning!!!

[@hexbladescurse]

You done yet lol

[@XxCrankyMoosexX]

Same lol

[@jameel88]

@@hexbladescurseyup 😂

[@jameel88]

@@XxCrankyMoosexXhehehe 😮

[@dcreate]

This took me well over a week to watch!

[@MurdersWithMertens]

Not sure if anyone brought this up because I’m not about to read through 300 comments but I think the weird-ass Superman statue looks like it got quite a bit of inspiration from The Spirit of Detroit... which makes sense because they did plenty of filming in South East Michigan.

[@neojd]

This above Man of Steel, oh the injustice

[@JayPokar]

Batman is literally idiot in this movie.....he is completely opposite of "The Worlds Greatest Detective"

[@bennettdoe6662]

Uploaded 3 am EST... and it is 4 hours. well im not getting any work done today!

[@trillboswaggins]

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