X2: X-Men United - Every X-Men Movie Reviewed & Ranked

[@Icepick614]

Shout out to this review being the exact length of the movie

[@SteelCond0r]

Holy crap that's amazing.

[@ArashiGOD]

I'm late but damn you beat me

[@zac3126]

How the fuck do you know that haha

[@acarboni]

that nightcrawler open tho

[@JETEP3]

5 years later, thankfully Andy is still with us. 11:12 (Sadly, Party Mode is still dead...)

[@Mike_L.]

Snail Kid and Basketball Boy coming this fall to FX

[@alexlawrence6440]

Mike special cameo from Morph

[@AlexLove631]

Man.... No idea what you guys are talking about. The Nightcrawler intro, Stryker being a good villain, a more personal story rather than the usual save the world crap, the gay allegory in Bobby's house, Logan vs Lady Deathstike, Jean's death actually having weight, etc. X2 is great. Is some of it dated? Sure, it's like 15 years old. The OG X trilogy is the same as the OG Spidey trilogy, where the first two are great and the third is pretty bad.

[@pantallica416]

Jeans death was as emotional as anything in infinity war, at least for me anyway.

[@kingofzero]

Jeans death was great because I always hated Jean grey and never liked the actress either.

[@andrewlavagnino5093]

You guys are crazy. X2 is badass

[@dudemistah94]

59:00 sick that insomniac is making a single player wolverine game now. I love rewatching in review

[@VikramSingh-ng5cv]

Before i watch this X2 review. Im just saying i recently watched X2 and i loved it. Effects not great but way better than the original. But i loved the movie still

[@kindafunny]

MY MAN. - Greg

[@ChristianNava]

I remember being in awe during the first sequence of this movie. That Nightcrawler scene in the White House... Oh man! It's still lit.

[@SilverShion]

I love this movie. This was my spiderman 2. This was the movie that told me "superhero movies can be awesome"

[@avip671]

SilverShion uuuuh Batman forever??

[@SilverShion]

what about it ?

[@iamthegame04]

Naw man this movie sucks. I mean Andy chose to watch it while obviously tired and Nick was busy prepping his HBO special or something and had to watch it in 2 parts, and as we all know, anything over 2 hours that isn't Infinity War is huge strike against a movie. Its sweet when 3/5ths of the crew don't care. Thats what makes KF "special" (or so we get told). Garbage truck on fire and all that!

[@avip671]

SilverShion "superhero movies can be awesome"

[@PeregrinesChagrin]

Now that KF is finally in the new Spare Bedroom, I decided to go back and watch some greatest hits from in review. And moments like 32:35 where Nick shows his age by referencing WW2 nukes are amazing lol

[@joshquartey64]

It's crazy how small the table used to be😂

[@ObjoGaming]

Still waiting for Nick Cage Ghost Rider (NCGRCU) in review.

[@ca20mn]

jorssu13 has just as many as Deadpool’s universe 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@shawns5651]

Why would you want to torture our people? Don't make them watch Ghost Rider! The only good thing about that movie is that Eva Mendes shows off fantastic cleavage in every scene she's in lol

[@ObjoGaming]

Shawn S they have to watch more bad X Men movies than there are bad NCGRCU movies.

[@kingofzero]

ca20mn deadpool is in the X-men universe though🤔

[@irish6783]

Harry Potter has got to be next

[@JrPeople64]

and cool Greg has to be part of it.

[@ShinyTurkey]

Rank each of the defence against the dark arts teachers since they change each movie

[@pantallica416]

Tim and Nick “This movies bad, let me talk about all the great things about it.”

[@jeffullrich5556]

Y'all are being harsh AF. Sure the fight scenes and CGI don't hold up but you can't say that makes this a "horrible movie." Its still a pretty good movie. Saying this movie is bad because some stuff looks bad is liking saying a game is bad because of its graphics. Graphics aren't the most important aspect of games or films.

[@Isaactheking17]

well the dialogue and characters aren't very good either so

[@zackwoodd4606]

@@Isaactheking17 They most certainly are. This movie is better than most MCU movies. It actually has substance, and well directed scenes. Like the scene of Magneto telling Pyro that he's a god among insects. That line was awesome. You wouldn't get a scene like that in the MCU they rather sacrifice story telling for dumb comedy

[@TyranBatten]

I had never seen this movie before, so I had no expectations. I loved it. Its dated, but the plot is awesome, and lots of the action scenes are actually pretty good

[@Isaactheking17]

you like the action scenes? really ?

[@danieledgar6054]

These dudes are crazy. X2 still is awesome and the Nightcrawler opening is still one of the best comic book movie scenes ever.

[@simonclarke1732]

Kitty Pryde = Katherine Anne Pryde. (Kitty is her nickname) Shadowcat is her codename.

[@Serit0nin]

"I paused and thought holy shit there's an hour left..." Exactly how I felt when I paused this review that's longer than the actual movie.

[@sssnakeeater124]

Greg Miller just calling The Wolverine game years ago lol 59:33

[@guilhermepgf1249]

Watching this in 2021 and Greg talking about the Wolverine game 👀👀👀

[@alexlawrence6440]

As someone who has no real bias towards xmen, I actually liked this movie, even though there is a lot of weird shit

[@GeneFJacket]

The X-Jet is an SR-71 Blackbird, which has a top speed of 2,200 mph. If the distance from Westchester to Boston is roughly 200 miles, it would take roughly 10 minutes for the Blackbird to get from the mansion to Boston and back. YEAH! MATH!

[@kingofzero]

Jesse Reed it would take longer then 10 mins. Probably 15 mins tops(not big difference) but you have to take in effect that it needs to accelerate. It can’t just go top speed from the start.

[@GeneFJacket]

.............fucking seriously? You're going to argue meaningless semantics on something as monumentally stupid as this?

[@kingofzero]

Jesse Reed who is arguing?

[@kraigvandole2152]

Love watching Greg slowly devolve into madness the more he drinks as he talks about this movie. You know when he’s hitting near the peak when he busts out the whiteboard lmao

[@DanielNagy]

The basketball boi jokes are still hitting hard dude...

[@AreAndBeDesigns]

FYI Colussus has always been able to change back and forth from human form to metal. My homegirl Famke (now 54yo) has starred (after Xmen) in the Taken series, The Blacklist, How to Get away with Murder and Hemlock Grove to name a few.

[@langleymneely]

Kitty is a nickname guys. And Colossus does change back and forth between skin and metal. Not even Deadpool has gotten it right. The Deadpool Colossus doesn’t change cause he’s not a real person. He’s a composite of 3 people and cgi.

[@trevorayers8754]

"Bobby is trying to play hide the salami"

[@TWS773]

I know there’s a lot of leaps in logic in this flick, but the one that got me was the fact that Bobby had is house keys on him...he was in his boxers...they didn’t know they were going to Boston until they boosted Cyclops’ whip...

[@ericdrummond5299]

"Hide the salami" "Skin boat down to Tuna town"

[@WheezyTsunami]

This is so amazing in every way. Could not stop smiling the whole time. I loved MCU in review and I am so glad that you guys are keeping it up. I absolutely love how long these are. Keep up the great work!

[@guyjohnson4174]

I still love this movie honestly, I feel most of it holds up enough to keep me interested, I like the set pieces like wolverine in the mansion, I'd rather watch it than some marvel movies, but I understand not liking it as much nowadays and I love the kinda funny crew!

[@alberttsoi]

One of the best KZbin series ever created. Keep ranking those abs, Nick. Keep making up those jingles, Andy. Keep coming up with those SAT questions, Greg. Keep telling Greg he had gone too far, Kevin. Keep trying to anchor the show, Tim. Thank you Kinda Funny.

[@BruceWayne-pu5ue]

After this, you guys gotta do the Spidey films!

[@hoaaaaaaaaable]

Bruce Wayne I was also thinking that, but maybe a break from marvel would be better for the next series

[@ChrisHolker]

Bruce Wayne This!^ And it should lead up to the Spider-verse movie

[@Garoth4582]

Spiderman 2 is overrated

[@SpideyFan1993]

Spider-Man 2 is still by far the absolute best Spider-Man movie of them all. Homecoming was horrendous.

[@Garoth4582]

The problem with it is Tobey. He is the worst Peter Parker at of them all. The only good thing about the first 2 movies was the villain development. But at the end of the day the og trilogy always ended with Spidey fighting an old fart.

[@SteveTheSuperSanchez]

So I'm watching all these now because I have access to all of them through various streaming services. In this film. At 1:29:05 Night Crawler is in the shot a few frames before he saves the little mutants in the cell. He's supposed to appear later at 1:29:15

[@CheefChaos]

2 years already???!!!! Damn!!! I'm here again, especially for Greg's Map Time

[@MikeLaundry]

It's an emotional roller coaster. The random hand injury halfway thru. The salad break. The Boston is a 3 hour drive from Westchester tyrade. Fantastic episode

[@TaeInfinite]

You guys should do the Transformers films next for the upcoming Bumblebee movie. It'll be funny to see you guys watch these again. LOL

[@the_grimby1722]

1:10:54 I think Tim insinuates that the trip took so long because Storm and Jean Grey were scissoring, which makes a lot of sense.

[@boman987]

The X-Mansion is also the home of the Queen family in Arrow (also a CW/WB show set in the DC universe.)

[@hugopinai2005]

We are getting a Tarantino in review right? I'm a little behind on these because the girlfriend has been busy and we're watching together. But these in review series is some of the best content you guys have ever done

[@dylanblank2377]

I enjoyed the movie. It was way better than X1.

[@kylemf8844]

The level of self control to not slap the sunglasses off Kevin's face needs more appreciation.

[@TenaciousDDP101]

Kyle Fasenmyer Wait. I thought Kevin had like pink eye or something so I was feeling bad for him. You're saying he is just being a douchebag? Who says you can't learn anything from this comment section.

[@Calum_Chrystal]

Andy: "Who's he fuckin' on set?" Me: "Bryan Singer"

[@PaulPeavler]

I’m going to throw this out there... I want the Star Trek cinematic universe in review. There are so many, of such varying quality. And I know none of you besides Nick cares, so it would be fascinating to get an outsider perspective.

[@directordan01]

Woah sick intro, great job guys!

[@raggafragga9736]

I just gotta say real fast, I've grown up a mormon for over 20 years now and I've never heard ANYTHING about poking holes in blankets!! I busted up laughing when you said we did that, I don't know where you got that info but definitely one of the weirdest misconceptions I've heard about us. Keep up the hilarious reviews guys I enjoy them a lot!

[@CheefChaos]

Amazing, how do these keep getting better each time?!?!

[@Plutowulf]

Y’all talked about this movie like y’all did....X-men Last Stand...LOL oh boy

[@jabrak1]

I love that this review is the same length of the movie

[@JoeMedforth]

At the end Greg missed a big opportunity. He needed to shout "YOU SHOULD HAVE KILLED ME WHEN YOU HAD THE CHAAAAAANCE!"

[@the_grimby1722]

I'm shocked. For a 2 hour 15 minute review this was remarkably entertaining throughout.

[@pajaroprecario]

I don't remember a sequel taking such a big leap un quality. Watched 1 and 2 back to back this weekend and 2 improves every aspect. Taking into account that this was made in 2003, that's ages ago, I think this movie still holds up.

[@xaviercook5243]

Colossus can definitely switch forms and does so in the animated series.

[@alexlawrence6440]

No way did Xavier make him put it out on himself, that’s just how he chose to put it out

[@markusg2119]

Omg that part where greggy is telling us what's going on with the white board holy fuck that's hilarious Your drawings arent scribbles is artistry in the finest form lol

[@rickyticky7221]

Please stop comparing mcu and this franchise

[@josephrizzo8086]

Yo Screech totally knows his IPA's

[@melloking7780]

you guy's should watch the Rogue Cut of DoFP, its about 17 min longer than the original, and compliments everything that happens more! don't even worry about watching the original cut along with the recut. Or Gregg can watch both like a madman and waste 2h 31m more if his time! lmao! cheers on another good review, and a fun time!

[@whoarewe3557]

I’m back to rewatch X-men and review baby!!!!

[@Lampboi-jp6dt]

That ending has to be one of the best in the "In Review" series.

[@STJebus]

I had to look it up and the fact that Cyclops' eye beam is not heat based is fucking with my head right now

[@TheAverageFan]

I love these reviews, they are my favorite thing to listen to on my commute

[@wolfe5471]

Another older movie getting way less credit than it deserves. Still a great movie and still holds up

[@usedfuzzbox]

Been waiting all week for this so I can re watch X2. 2.15mins? wow that's cool, with that and the film, that is my night set :D

[@Mike_L.]

Fun science fact: water (like that in your body) can be magnetically levitated, albeit with a very powerful magnet. Remember the video of the floating frog? That said, magneto wouldn't even need metal to fly.

[@gmorlang]

ALL I WANT TO KNOW IS WHERE YOU GOT THAT HEADY TOPPER FROM!!?? I live pretty close to San Francisco and haven’t found that since I lived out east.

[@illadelph42]

I can't wait to see how many different XFL shirts Greg has.

[@jakesarmazian1345]

When you look up at the screen and wonder why Jared Petty is on XCU in review, but then you realize its only Greg wearing a bald cap

[@VrsatilePlays]

You guys should add the Spider-Man movies to the ranking and review!!

[@TheHOOfan1]

I'm with Andy and Tim, Greg never mentioned that the video with the dad and daughter was a reaction to the Kinda Funny Series.

[@TheAndyCortez]

THANK YOU

[@TheHOOfan1]

I got your back, Greg and Kevin were bullying you like Greg and Nick did in RB6 Siege.

[@BoltCRNA]

Great stuff guys, great stuff.

[@lancerloco]

Can really sense Greg's love of DC come out in pure frustration in having to recap a 2000's Marvel comic movie...can't wait for X3! haha

[@TheMexicanman55]

Kevin is kinda annoying...

[@Lalinjaman]

Harry potter should definitely be next.

[@cidfacetious3722]

Guys, gravity has nothing to do with electromagnetic waves Magneto creates magnetic waves so he can manipulate matter even people and liquids almost everything is magnetic if your magnet is strong enough

[@projectj7235]

So my first time seeing this movie was when I was a kid ( big kid) and we were down in flordia for Christmas , well my dad ( who may have had a few of the old brewskies ) got up from bed to go to the bath room while the rest of us were watching it. It was the scene where Charles ,and Jason were going back and forth and Charles yells " Jason stop it !" if i'm lying im dying my dad ( in nothing but a towel because he sleeps naked) stops dead in the hall way and goes " What !" as loud as he can. I cant hear or talk about this movie with out thinking that

[@skywriter9532]

This was like my favorite film as a kid. (I know I’m a baby lol) and then Batman Begins came out, and I was like oh, that movie was just ok.

[@ProfessionalGnome]

So are they going to watch the rouge cut and or the unrated wolverine cut?

[@kevinandrewsphoto]

FYI guys. They kill off Cyclops so early in X3 because James Marsden chose to do Superman Returns. Bryan Singer turned down X3 and stole Marsden. Thus became the Brett Ratner X3 shitshow

[@henryjb46]

I have a fat friend made me spit my drink out. Killing it boys!!!!!!!!!!!

[@the_grimby1722]

Rush Hour Cinematic Universe in review. It'll be a short run.

[@11Bbq]

53:15 for optimal blinky impersonations

[@maddoggnick96]

Bobby is now confirmed gay, but at the time of making this film, he wasn’t. 🌈 The more you know ⭐️

[@TheAndrewJohnBennett]

After this we need every Marvel movie reviewed from like 1990 on! Dare devil , spider man ghost rider, blade....

[@TheOlympicHero1]

According to a google search 30 seconds ago, Boston to Westchester County NY is 3 hr and 53 min.

[@cole09121]

You can't compare these to new MCU movies...

[@markushamilton]

Can u guys review the underworld movies please?! So random i know but im just thinking about other 10 yr old film series i wanna hear greg give a plot breakdown to with ragubagu, and wig'n out episode interuptions, with fun facts from tim about the movie lol

[@marveltominatgoogle]

Man, Kevin fucking killed me this episode, hilarious

[@SonnyPlaystation]

Kevin throwing a little shade at Gia eh, no worries Tim. No brother likes their brothers gf.

[@davidubeda8720]

watch Greg at 1:22:00 his reactions are priceless.

[@AstreaGT]

The only thing I remember from this movie was the first time many people saw the Mazda RX-8. I was like WHOAA, NICE! It's like the RX-7!.. but.. worse?..

[@taylorjack2130]

Lord of the rings was made around the time of this and the special effects in that still hold up and are arguably better than todays CGI. So no excuse for this film to look this bad and have terrible action

[@RandomTokuVideos]

So, I'm 30 mins into the review and Tim and Kevin are talking about something. I look back at Greg as he continues the plot and for a split second, I thought Jared Petty was in the house. I'm just saying, the skullcap is very convincing. XD

[@HermitHomeboy]

Y'all need to read Joss Whedon's run on Astonishing X-Men. Colossus can go back to human skin but he was dead. Also shows the Cyclops is capable of being a badass leader.

[@VikramSingh-ng5cv]

With mystique. Where does she get the matter to become a bigger person loke when she becomes the fat guard where does all that mass from??? Can she convert molecules in the air?? I dont get it....

[@kingofzero]

Vikram Singh manipulate her own biology. Thought that was pretty simple and well known.

[@preacherduderox]

Never seen X1 or 2 'till this. God, this was way better than X1. It at least felt like a low tier MCU movie.

[@benprewitt4600]

Did you guys watch X-Men 2? The one where General Striker brainwashes Nightcrawler to attack the President? You should watch that one instead of the one you watched. It's really good.

[@themichaelmedrano]

Cyclops was fucked in all the xmen movies. This was the start of the love for Hugh Jackman as Wolverine.

[@BlankityBlank]

2:09:33 when 4 men are starting many sentences with the word "She" at the same time. I'm embarrassed to say how many times I re-listened to that part.

[@joja9293]

This movie is 15 years old , it’s wonderful for the age