I imagine Kid Thief Toby having a Mike Wazowski style reaction over the cartridge artwork. Toby: I can't believe it... Rayjack: Aw Toby I'm so- Toby: I'm on the cover of an NES cartridge!
@horesfan4009 жыл бұрын
Toby: "but where's my face?"
@jp777578 жыл бұрын
+juan francisco robles araiza 2 de la manguera cecilio 3,carlos 6 te estoy viendo mucho..........
@thegreatcatsby82498 жыл бұрын
omfg
@phantomvulpe7917 жыл бұрын
HAPPY PERSON in the remake of King's knight shows his face as young boy.
@Ratciclefan5 жыл бұрын
@@phantomvulpe791 There's a remake?!
@papershadow9 жыл бұрын
So in the "hated by Jared" Fantasy RPG party we now have - Jim the Knight - Brian the Mage - Toby the Thief One more and we might make a basic DnD party.
@nicholascooper9459 жыл бұрын
+papershadow69 Anyone from Final Fantasy:Mystic Quest or Portly Dude the Knight
@Carbonated__Milk8 жыл бұрын
Who is Brian the Mage?
@papershadow8 жыл бұрын
Tucker Mills Quest 64 character.
@Carbonated__Milk8 жыл бұрын
+papershadow69 ah, thanks. It has been a while since I've watched the classic ProJared levels.
@cross4038 жыл бұрын
+papershadow69 Steve the Cleric (D&December)
@nukiradio8 жыл бұрын
You can run, but you can't Hydlide
@chainsawplayin8 жыл бұрын
chnyeh
@pepsia65088 жыл бұрын
Huh...neat
@littlegovno14558 жыл бұрын
lol
@autobotstarscream7657 жыл бұрын
There's nowhere to hide from a deadly bee weapon! Bees. My God.
@goldsrcorsource25517 жыл бұрын
5:23
@Caddicarus10 жыл бұрын
Jared - even though there was no king in this game..... You'll always be my king
@divineholinessjr10 жыл бұрын
Wait doesnt that mean you are his *SERVANT?!*
@toowiggly10 жыл бұрын
Caddy you are a prince!
@amanoyukiteru612410 жыл бұрын
You sir, are really good at imitating other people. I mean he isnt the real one ! FFs people ! Look at that porfile picture ... there in none ! Wtf, are you all blind ?
@otniel405710 жыл бұрын
Amano Yukiteru wat
@dumbsville10 жыл бұрын
Homosexual Caddicarus confirmed.
@aaronschwartz147710 жыл бұрын
Two things I want Jared to bring back: 1. The "I'm playing ___" bit. 2. The credits. There was just something awesome about hearing one last clever joke and then hearing the theme music. It was much better than the silence that happens now.
@TheXtremeBoltGuy Жыл бұрын
Posted 8 years ago and still so ahead of its time... god dang it
@AtlasBlizzard11 күн бұрын
Agreed, both gave Jared's channel a distinction, and both are missed.
@Cgamer-eh1nk9 жыл бұрын
"They're not speed boots, they're just normal boots." :)}} "Heeeeeehhhh."
@ilikecurry23457 жыл бұрын
HYEAHHH.
@Blueraffy5 жыл бұрын
Cgamer2014 HEAAAAH
@Blueraffy5 жыл бұрын
Rhywyn 🔥
@HallyVee5 жыл бұрын
Someone mind explaining the reference?
@clipboss80525 жыл бұрын
@Rhywyn Your reply did not age well
@DotsHouseofShenanigans10 жыл бұрын
Someone looked at that knight and said,"This child..." They said... "This child..." "His name will be... *_Rayjack._*"
@DotsHouseofShenanigans10 жыл бұрын
Seriously, two first names in one first name. Or maybe even a last name.
@LiquidArremer10 жыл бұрын
But hey, anything is better than _Jim the Knight_!
@ZenoDovahkiin10 жыл бұрын
Tyman2006 Nothing's wrong with Jim. It's just not the most epic fantasy rpg protagonist name ever, so added to the overall "experience" Hydlide is, it seems stupid.
@CashMoneyAmigoKiwami10 жыл бұрын
ZenoDovahkiin I dont know why but evrytime i get to name a character i call them Bob.
@piplh10 жыл бұрын
They probably thought "Ray is a cool name, Jack is a cool name, lets call him Rayjack!" I'm surprised they didn't call him Radical Rayjack Coolguy.
@paulwilliambowling9 жыл бұрын
"A shooter with pretend RPG mechanics".... and I was told Destiny was innovative.
@garciahotspur88549 жыл бұрын
I thought you where gonna make a Borderlands joke.
@paulwilliambowling9 жыл бұрын
Garcia Hotspur I could have but I went for the easier target instead. Alternatively, I could have targetd Mass Effect 2 and 3.haha
@Igneeka9 жыл бұрын
Kenny_Cartman And 1 But there's a lot of rpg/shooters nowadays *cough* fallout 3 *cough*
@paulwilliambowling9 жыл бұрын
***** There's a HUGE difference in being an RPG with shooter mechanics and being a shooter with RPG mechanics. It's possible to do a pacifist run Fallout 3 .
@Igneeka9 жыл бұрын
Kenny_Cartman ...D...Dead island ? :(
@TheManWithThePlan3608 жыл бұрын
"It's stupid and it's short." I expected another bee sting rating.
@akiraokami7 жыл бұрын
It does have a bee rating! A tow bee!
@thePr0fessor6 жыл бұрын
@@akiraokami ....
@LyricaSilvan6 жыл бұрын
@@akiraokami HAH. Nice. XD
@gaspardsavoureux86805 жыл бұрын
It's stupid and it's short. So my final rating for this game is ProJared's penis/10.
@urotaion98795 жыл бұрын
.... this comment is now illegal due to circumstances
@christophergudgeon99029 жыл бұрын
gamegenie gives invincibilty. (dies) *BETRAYAL*
@Xidphel7 жыл бұрын
Top 10 anime betrayal
@GraveKeepersGeek4 жыл бұрын
@@Xidphel top 10 yugioh cards.
@AtlasBlizzard3 жыл бұрын
"You have FAILED me."
@natebetts94263 жыл бұрын
Probably my favorite Classic Jared video. We had this game growing up. No manual, no internet; we were never gonna beat this game, ever!
@vectrex289 жыл бұрын
2:47 Aaaawwwww, look at this happy lizard! How could anyone call him a monster? All he wants to do is give the world hugs and *dies* (oh) ... He is dead. I love this part
@ilikecurry23457 жыл бұрын
Aw, look at this happy lizard!! How could anyone call him a monster, all he wants to do is give the world hugs and {ded} oh... He is dead.
@DONTWANNADIEOLD5 жыл бұрын
Didnt realise how much i missed projareds content
@shawnfields23695 жыл бұрын
Same here, dude.
@RandalfElVikingo5 жыл бұрын
Well it's an AVGN bootleg, of course you will miss it.
@Takimeko4 жыл бұрын
@@RandalfElVikingo Literally makes no sense.
@RandalfElVikingo4 жыл бұрын
@@Takimeko Same review style, same "comedy timing", same format. For reference watch Angry Joe to see an original format that borrows from other people instead of being a poor mans version of another creator. But you've an anime profile, so I assume you like copy paste.
@Takimeko4 жыл бұрын
@@RandalfElVikingo And I assume you're just making connections that are, at best, tenuous and at worst absolute bullshit.
@UnrealMisterD10 жыл бұрын
Well, let's look at the positives...without games like this, Square may have never almost gone under and created one of the greatest gaming franchises of all time. Thats a good thing, right? Right?
@landeneidson517010 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA, Haha haha ha.........
@hxsjdbdjavs10 жыл бұрын
Greatest? It was one of the greatest 10 years ago sure.
@datdamnmegabusta56049 жыл бұрын
Gsponge 22 But...Nintendo... >.>
@557deadpool9 жыл бұрын
They also made FFXIII, Type 0, Ace Combat Assault Horizon, and Hitman Absolution. So fuck Square.
@ReviewHavenGaming9 жыл бұрын
557deadpool Errr...Ace Combat is Namco. And Hitman is only *published* by Square. IO Interactive are the devs behind that.
@DerekEidahl9 жыл бұрын
That Normal Boots joke though. XD
@lulucool459 жыл бұрын
HHHEEEHH *multiple chin*
@Cuntypostaldude9 жыл бұрын
and sharp lookin canines
@zenidatu8 жыл бұрын
+digitivortex yeah
@AJtheprogrammer8 жыл бұрын
5:19
@goldsrcorsource25517 жыл бұрын
5:23
@lanterneembers9675 жыл бұрын
Last video in my Projared binge per his request, I hope you make heaps more videos!
@WillieManga4 жыл бұрын
Why would he want you to finish off with this? I personally would draw the line at Alone in the Dark. The review of the '92 version, not the "F### you anyway" version. That video is perfection. Just like Ed's face.
@KaibaSeto.4 жыл бұрын
@@WillieManga I don't have your '92 video And fuck you anyway! PD: Before anyone lashes out,this is a joke
@Mike142642 жыл бұрын
...and to think this game got a sequel on mobile... and in Final Fantasy XV as an in-universe mobile game. What timeline we're living in this is.
@MelodyTCG5 жыл бұрын
Doing my part in drowning out negative comments
@ethanbrigode14915 жыл бұрын
It's my duty, sir
@KayderimGameplays5 жыл бұрын
What happened to the girl who accused him?
@Ender419485 жыл бұрын
@@KayderimGameplays All I know is the twitter accounts were suspended.
@KayderimGameplays5 жыл бұрын
@@Ender41948 What a coward.. I really hope she won't be able to vanish like this without at least being sued.
@booperdoop22165 жыл бұрын
Kayderim Gameplays agreed
@cidredwood61705 жыл бұрын
"I had to play through Toby's stage so many god damn times!" *And I have the reciepts.*
@vDomMusic10 жыл бұрын
Jared is a vastly underated KZbinr. I love you Jared, you're the man!
@Jacoby107110 жыл бұрын
kgp8 Don't forget about JonTron...
@jontron404710 жыл бұрын
Alex Night Me? I didn't do anything memorable to begin with.
@vDomMusic10 жыл бұрын
Alex Night JonTron isn't underated though.
@careyunknown344910 жыл бұрын
kgp8 JonTron actually is pretty terrible...I don't like him much.
@LamboJ2010 жыл бұрын
Carey Cooper Just because you don't like him doesn't make him "terrible".
@Kreinsamer10 жыл бұрын
The negative reviews are always the most amusing.
@jacobcarver110 жыл бұрын
It's the rule of thumb in game reviewing. Most of the time, the negative always seems to overshadow the positive.
@iknowtrevsupahyup10 жыл бұрын
I like to see good games get bashed on, Yahtzhee is really good at that on Zero Punctuation
@jacobcarver110 жыл бұрын
IknowNOTHING Yup The only thing I don't like about that is I don't know whether or not Yahtzee likes a game. I don't know if I'm just stupid, if I'm not playing attention, or if I'm just missing something.
@iknowtrevsupahyup10 жыл бұрын
Lol yeah hes a bit weird to get use to but he does like great games even though it may not seem that way because he is harsh. I remember how bad he spoke about Dark Souls but later turned his opinion in a later video
@thefez-cat10 жыл бұрын
Jacob Carver The only thing that you will get out of 'Zero Punctuation' is that Yahtzee will say basically nothing with as many words as humanly possible.
@Shizuko_Swiftail5 жыл бұрын
"I have the clips to prove it". That shows even before the debacle how diligent Jared is at keeping track of things
@lordvader77165 жыл бұрын
This was one of my favorites! Keep up the Work Projared and hope you get better
@cirrus8083 жыл бұрын
THIS VIDEO IS THE MOST NOSTALGIC THING EVER I USED TO WATCH THIS 24/7
@schwarzerritter57249 жыл бұрын
Not even Link is this destructive to the land he is trying to safe.
@Krebons12009 жыл бұрын
thats only because like 1% of trees in his world can catch on fire. and jars fix themselves
@notjoaquindecastro9 жыл бұрын
Not even Superman is this destructive to the land he is trying to save.
@Egalitariat-likesecretariat8 жыл бұрын
The only one worse is Mario.
@0Synergy8 жыл бұрын
+HellChuggapri1 And possibily your guy from Fallout 3 or new vegas (Nuclear bombs, in New vegas DLC... Megaton. and other crap)
@Egalitariat-likesecretariat8 жыл бұрын
William Stipcevic They can be destructive, yeah, but Mario is the only one who regularly kills hundreds (maybe thousands) of Mushroom Kingdom people on every adventure by breaking so many bricks. That makes more sense in context.
@Thrano8 жыл бұрын
"Ow, my knee." Best part of the video.
@briancollins129610 жыл бұрын
YOU DIED... WITH THE INVINCIBILITY CHEAT!
@landeneidson517010 жыл бұрын
IMPOSIBRU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@MechWarrior89410 жыл бұрын
I've died like that as well, seems like being crushed is an instant kill that Game Genie can't protect against.
@supernintendochalmers33859 жыл бұрын
KANEEDAAA!
@datdamnmegabusta56049 жыл бұрын
Jordan Alexander Stop this Tetsuo!!!
@datdamnmegabusta56049 жыл бұрын
Always the mark of suffering when a game does this to you...
@tylove15355 жыл бұрын
Wow this section is almost untouched.
@Ender419485 жыл бұрын
I think it's because only the fans seem to touch Jared's old videos because only people who care would bother.
@MrCrasherdog5 жыл бұрын
Profile pic source pls
@tylove15355 жыл бұрын
@@MrCrasherdog my g i got you cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/576910200074797087/619824198138855424/meme48.jpg just copy that link and it will take you to the image you can copy it or save it to you hardrive from there also i have lie 15+ more if you want anymore
@tylove15355 жыл бұрын
@@MrCrasherdog no source just got of the internet here it is thocdn.discordapp.com/attachments/576910200074797087/619824198138855424/meme48.jpg
@MrCrasherdog5 жыл бұрын
suwuicidal Alrighty, thx
@TitanTezwa5 жыл бұрын
5:23 is Jared's reaction to everyone about the whole recent scenario. Which means I'm equally as glad as others to see him back.
@horesfan4009 жыл бұрын
While making King's knight: Boss: "ok men, we need to make a shooter-RPG, any ideas?" Worker: "4 characters" Boss: "good, any more ideas?" Worker: "have them play in a terrible way, each stage has flaws" Boss: "final stage?" Worker: "the player needs to keep everyone alive and collect a spell icon, also, they must use arrows to switch characters" Boss: "that's great! We will make millions!" 2017: SquareEnix decides to remake "King'd knight" and make it better Added: Local multiplayer Moments of invincibility More clear power up icons More characters to play Better final stage
@MelMelodyWerner9 жыл бұрын
Plus an arbitrary microtransaction system and "Power Up Your Pre-Order". IGN and GameSpot will give it 10/10's, and cite that they removed Toby.
@acid_kat40007 жыл бұрын
Dont forget the "have the story make sense" DL- oh, w-wait this isint an FF video oh sorry i'll leave now
@jackofalltrades4176 жыл бұрын
is it good?
@jade89626 жыл бұрын
is king'd knight better than king's knight?
@ongakuwotabeta8 жыл бұрын
King's Hydlide Quest 64: Attack of the killer bees.
@DrHalseySII8 жыл бұрын
It has to be King Drake's Hydlide Quest 64: Attack of the killer BBBBEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!
@ongakuwotabeta8 жыл бұрын
That too.
@autobotstarscream7657 жыл бұрын
A deadly bee weapon. Bees. My God.
@dmas77497 жыл бұрын
-insert nicholas cage meme here-
@Versitax5 жыл бұрын
King’s Super Hydlide Quest 64 2: F*ck you, nature
@death-king18348 жыл бұрын
4:29 ''Hey thanks for playing our game. Good job getting this far. *Now get the fuck out of here!*''
@AntiVillain268458 жыл бұрын
Just like the 100% ending for Final Fantasy XIII-2.
@garanikor10 жыл бұрын
Where's the classic "I'm playing King's Knight." bit?
@TheMemeSheriff10 жыл бұрын
Yeah where is it?
@RarefoilB10 жыл бұрын
With this and the two previous reviews, it looks like (sniff) oh god, I'm already tearing up! ...It looks like that part of the videos has been (sob) oh, oh, (sob) REMOVED! (Crying for 10 minutes) Goodbye, Couch Gag... goodbye.
@Castrimaris10 жыл бұрын
I don't know, where is it?
@Demonologist01310 жыл бұрын
It was worse than Hydlide. And he had to cheat
@garanikor10 жыл бұрын
I'm going to be honest and say that I'm not super fond of the direction Jared is going. It seems like he's trying more to be wacky and funny like PBG, instead of staying true to himself and being serious about reviewing the game, which is the reason I loved him in the first place.
@brokenglass06422 жыл бұрын
Just finding this now but I grew up with this game, still have it and i'm 35. This is a masterpiece of a video. King's Knight, a CLASSIC.
@txen-eht-nepo3 жыл бұрын
To this day his face at 8:40 when he dies with Game Genie is just priceless
@Ryusuta10 жыл бұрын
Seeing a new ProJared episode never ceases to brighten my day. Thanks for the entertainment!
@hamz79864 жыл бұрын
Projared is one of the strongest people on the internet. The patience and self assurance it must have taken to piece together your response while your world burned is amazing. I didn’t do much but I did make some jokes and sit and watch a spiteful and baseless cancel session with no issues and I’m sorry. Never again.
@TouyaChikage10 жыл бұрын
Oh.......Jared has a ring now. Wonder who he's getting engaged toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
@Naruto_from_the_Naruto_show10 жыл бұрын
Puh Buh Guh
@TouyaChikage10 жыл бұрын
Has to be PooBooGoo
@Wilford87010 жыл бұрын
pee butt gay
@austinmario110 жыл бұрын
You guys are idots: Peanut Butter Gamer.
@felicia401710 жыл бұрын
Actually...he has a wife.
@Salixa4569 жыл бұрын
I kept picturing Toby from The Office - equally as hated.
@alannacussons99519 жыл бұрын
+Miss Moxie I was looking for this comment XD
@strikerbeedrill10586 жыл бұрын
Now all we need is Queen’s Knight and Jack’s Knight and we can sacrifice those three to summon Slifer the Sky Dragon. That is seriously what I thought of when I saw the title of the game.
@ilikecurry23456 жыл бұрын
What about Ace's Knight?
@TheLazarusOperation10 жыл бұрын
This is like if you took Final Fantasy and slapped it in the face 6 times, drowned it, and then rung it out over the hot desert sun.
@BrickBreakerXX10 жыл бұрын
You mean Final Fantasy XIII
@dragonhartt607010 жыл бұрын
James Bigglesworth final fantasy XII is worse than this
@gabrielcaceres471510 жыл бұрын
Dragon Hartt FF XV will be worse that this.
@Frodudus10 жыл бұрын
It's like if you combined Realm of the Mad God with Final Fantasy............and everything you just said.
@DerpyDose10 жыл бұрын
ChocoPopcorn This isnt rotmg it dosent have someone trying to kill you all the times, its not multiplayer and its not lkaggy
@bleuthoot9 жыл бұрын
_"...They're not speed boots, they are normal boots"_ Pa-dum tss
@jiazji7 жыл бұрын
HEEEEEEEEH
@ATyInc5 жыл бұрын
A shooter with pretend rpg...and pokeballs. Love your reviews with a touch of your own humor. Keep it like this always in your future videos
@CazMeister10 жыл бұрын
Wait... It's called King's Knight... Where is the King?! You left him to die, didn't you?
@FlikkyFilms10 жыл бұрын
Damn, I was really hoping that at the end, Jared would say "And now Square is shooting themselves in the foot and the main reason they are having trouble making money today is crap like this *holds up Lightning Trilogy*"
@Tristafeyr10 жыл бұрын
Regardless of what fans think about those games that's hardly true, for those games sold really well. Lightning Returns was the 8th most sold game in February 2014.
@thesuperdodo414610 жыл бұрын
Tristafeyr It sold well because it has has the words Final Fantasy on it. People buy FF because it's FF not because they heard it's good
@sirsorgum509510 жыл бұрын
Tristafeyr They sold well, but apparently not enough to cover the massive cost that went into making the crystal engine, hence why they ended up recycling a bunch of assets and making two sequels to a game few people wanted sequels to.
@Tristafeyr10 жыл бұрын
Raster Punk I didn't claim so. I just pointed out that they made money.
@ethanmoore92868 жыл бұрын
I think it's funny that this is a phone game in FF 15
@bubermarcus86078 жыл бұрын
Ethan Moore Yeah..
@Fasttony646 жыл бұрын
And irl
@KeybladeMasterAndy4 жыл бұрын
And IRL before it got shut down.
@TheRockLobsterMafia4 жыл бұрын
@@KeybladeMasterAndy lmao all that time having them promote it in game just for it to shut down so soon after.
@r3vxrd10 жыл бұрын
ProJared hates the thief in the game? Weird, he usually likes to be the thief.
@MegaNintendoWolf10 жыл бұрын
***** Yeah, please be politically correct and use the term "ethnically disadvantaged pocket picker"
@evilkiller2710 жыл бұрын
but he usually hates kids...
@Draco1997710 жыл бұрын
***** how?
@longrua123110 жыл бұрын
Maxwell Bosserman The joke over your head.
@DioGoodguy10 жыл бұрын
Who doesn't?
@glueboy8 жыл бұрын
Oh man, this game is cannon in the Final Fantasy Universe!
@autobotstarscream7657 жыл бұрын
Glueboy Doesn't every Final Fantasy game take place in a different universe except for the direct sequels?
@zidanetribal14067 жыл бұрын
Glueboy Nope. All in the same universe. Or Multiverse I guess. For example Final Fantasy X canonically takes place long before Final Fantasy VII, as in Final Fantasy X-2, there is a character named Shinra that is working on finding a way to use the planet's natural energy as a fuel source. A.K.A The Mako reactors in Final Fantasy VII, owned by the Shinra company.
@TamaethBCD7 жыл бұрын
Or it could be just a reference to FF7. Each game has its own universe, the character Gilgamesh confirms this by travelling to different dimensions AKA different Final Fantasy where he always tries to find the most powerful swords. It's kind of a "what if ?" situation : every dimension have behemoths, Ifrit, chocobos and all, but in different shapes and roles because of the different environments and fates the dimensions have. In FF7 the Shinra company is already using the planet's life force as energy, while in FFX, the young Shinra discovers the power the planet has.
@Zombiesfallbeforeme7 жыл бұрын
Tamaeth Hematophagous Actually, fun fact, the only two games directly connected that aren't direct sequels are 6 to 7. In six they straight up name drop the ff7 planet in a conversation as theyre discussing the reactor plan set in motion for it so humans can colonize. After Kafka leaves the land destitute they start to rebuild in ff7's world, which hundreds-thousands of years later, ff7 begins.
@benjaminmenken56933 жыл бұрын
It looks very similar to final fantasy 1
@DaringTakekawaYT5 жыл бұрын
I remember when this episode came out, I was so excited to see a new ProJared episode!
@Cheesemongle10 жыл бұрын
"They're not speed boots, they're NORMAL BOOTS" Huehuehuehuehuhuuhuhhhuhhuh..
@AtlasBlizzard2 жыл бұрын
You know a game is bad when Jared hates the thief character.
@Caspian44948 жыл бұрын
came from the MTACAST you did today. I remember this game and put many hours into it, I had all three discs but alas, computers changed and the support for the game didnt. it was amazing to see it again and I want to thank you for bringing it up for me to see, maybe for the last time in my life.
@koopakill69205 жыл бұрын
this videos are something i enjoy to watch, i hope you got better, as me out there are fans missing you, please come back
@vexxer6719 жыл бұрын
"There not speed boots.. There normal boots... EHHHG"
@KrisKringlez8 жыл бұрын
Wizard Kaliva.........Wiz Khalifa
@NyQuilDonut8 жыл бұрын
Illuninati confirmed.
@5carecrow948 жыл бұрын
Fuck no
@alucardhellsing54667 жыл бұрын
Kristopher Levine I thought the same thing
@Beepboop124027 жыл бұрын
Kristopher Levine YAAAASSSSSSSS
@MrTheMighty7 жыл бұрын
I looked up the origin of Wiz Khalifa's stage name, and was actually a little disappointed to find out it wasn't related to this game.
@faciated53557 жыл бұрын
"They're not speed boots, they're Normal Boots." I now have pancreatic cancer.
@n00bc0de77 жыл бұрын
There is actually a reference to this game in Final Fantasy 15. Prompto has a line of dialog where he will say there journey is like Kings Knight because there are 4 of them. Hearing that line is actually what made me want to come back and watch this video. Now if only we could get some more Hydlide games for ProJared to play.
@B-Man-697 жыл бұрын
n00b c0de Yes, I feel sorry for Ignis, Prompto, Gladiolus and Noctis having to share the same fate as the four shit pixels moving through a crap-designed world.
@coreylineberry85577 жыл бұрын
QuantumStriker 003 And it got remade....
@n00bc0de77 жыл бұрын
We need to start a petition to get ProJared to do an episode on the remake
@B-Man-697 жыл бұрын
Merged Zamasu ^~^ I did play the iOS version, and its still barely decent
@mastermarkus53076 жыл бұрын
There are a fuck-ton of references. Okay, well there are a few but they randomly talk about playing King's Knight on their phones almost too often.
@whade620006 жыл бұрын
The idea of that 4-character party wheel that you rotate is actually good, I’d love to see a proper game with that concept.
@SpinDashpro10 жыл бұрын
Whatever happened to the whole "I'm playing _____" you did before the intro song? It was unique. :(
@Feralwolf4449 жыл бұрын
"King's Knight"... thought this was going to be a chess game.
@gaukaiser8 жыл бұрын
I know it sounds weird, but when he made the normalboots joke I became a full fledge Projared fan XD
@riversmith678510 жыл бұрын
When I got the "King Knight" notification from KZbin I thought it was some stuff about Shovel Knight xD
@Berklee130010 жыл бұрын
That's what I thought too!
@evilkiller2710 жыл бұрын
that´s probably because king knight is a boss on shovel knight
@duckokido715010 жыл бұрын
funnnybowser26 OR they have a word that's in common
@Cydrafinity10 жыл бұрын
funnnybowser26 Did that really need stating? Did you really thing that Darknesser didn't know that when he directly referenced Shovel Knight?
@evilkiller2710 жыл бұрын
Edan R maybe
@googlesaurusrex10 жыл бұрын
Jokes on you Jared! Tobi IS rotting in hell now!! Let's see who gets the joke..
@googlesaurusrex10 жыл бұрын
***** WRONG JOKE DAMMIT
@veydan10 жыл бұрын
***** I think that was a Naruto reference.
@googlesaurusrex10 жыл бұрын
veydan Yep
@Haku_Hatake10 жыл бұрын
I got the joke!
@teleportaat10 жыл бұрын
*SPOILER ALERT* Sorry, I had to do that.
@lordm09188 жыл бұрын
11:20 Jared won't be adventuring anymore
@Rain-od6oc8 жыл бұрын
Lordm09 lol
@dragovizsla81716 жыл бұрын
Lordm09 I used to be a KZbinr like you but then I took an NES cartridge to the knee
@PolarPhantom8 жыл бұрын
That King's Knight is getting a remake is my favourite thing ever. Hell, I'd love it more of it was just to annoy you. It probably isn't, but still. Real Talk, though: Instead of remaking really good films and games, why not remake crap and make it actually good?
@theaveragehuman3787 жыл бұрын
Is it good?
@PolarPhantom7 жыл бұрын
I don't know, but Noct and Prompto love it, so it must have some charm.
@puppymaroon9644 жыл бұрын
That is a really good idea.
@SylentVoidkeeper8 жыл бұрын
Kid Thief Toby for SSB5
@alexworld82558 жыл бұрын
No. Just no. NO GOD! NO GOD, PLEASE, NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
@OBNOCTIOUS6 жыл бұрын
Giro and Milla NOT SMASH ULTAMITE!!!!??
@saturatedartist12415 жыл бұрын
*Teen Thief Joker
@CCuppy295 жыл бұрын
He just looks like NES Pit
@SlitherLament5 жыл бұрын
My marathon of rewatching, liking, and commenting on every Jared video continues. Video 20
@dominickwilkins24925 жыл бұрын
I like how FF15 referenced this with a fake mobile game
@nicksrandomreviews5 жыл бұрын
Didn't SE make it a real fake mobile game?
@dominickwilkins24925 жыл бұрын
@@nicksrandomreviews I'm not sure, I do know they made a car decal skin for it in the game but other than that I don't know
@nicksrandomreviews5 жыл бұрын
@@dominickwilkins2492 They did. I think it was to promote Royal Edition, but King's Knight was eventually turned into a real mobile game.
@dominickwilkins24925 жыл бұрын
@@nicksrandomreviews well let's hope it was better than the original
@SpencerLuxBurton4 жыл бұрын
@@dominickwilkins2492 iiiiit isn't
@RikardLund10 жыл бұрын
5:23 Had a good laugh from that.
@OnlyAMan10 жыл бұрын
Why do I almost always see you in the comments?
@RikardLund10 жыл бұрын
Yoshi20thanniversary We like the same shit.
@WaterLines33310 жыл бұрын
Or when he looked at the Game Genie "You have failed me" with the most shocked look in history.
@lowbudgetfuneral8 жыл бұрын
There are loads of references to this game in FFXV. Prompto talks about it all the time
@morpharn3038 жыл бұрын
Came for the same reason
@zynnyzoo8 жыл бұрын
supermegaserte Same here.
@combustbanx8 жыл бұрын
|-/
@invisiblehand135 жыл бұрын
WELCOME BACK JARED!!!
@mygiantinvisibleyeah7 жыл бұрын
Jared... they turned King's Knight into a mobile game. You know what you must do.
@leroyvisiongames2294 Жыл бұрын
You have to admit, this game has some pretty nice graphics for 1986. And I imagine a lot of the ideas the developers had sounded good on paper.
@q30600510 жыл бұрын
I swear, I don't think there has ever been a person named Toby who doesn't suck...
@zackandcloud1110 жыл бұрын
My best friends name is Toby! Watch who your Insulting
@cdc7179210 жыл бұрын
Alex Baldwin that kid sucks!
@zackandcloud1110 жыл бұрын
Screw you too!!!!!!!!!!
@Sass_Master900010 жыл бұрын
I think Pat of the Super Best Friends put it best when he said "Toby is a great name for a dumb guy who gets killed in a horror movie."
@jumptoby10 жыл бұрын
STOP MOCKING ME
@DarthRushy7 жыл бұрын
At least the dinosaur went on to become the Lord President of the Time Lords.
@MrGlenbw8 жыл бұрын
ProJared, better brace yourself for the upcoming mobile remake of King's Knight in the next few months!
@roadhouse75978 жыл бұрын
Glen Wang WHYYYYYYYY!?
@dooseyboy8 жыл бұрын
Glen Wang aAaahahahaha
@Rain-od6oc8 жыл бұрын
is it on Apple
@roadhouse75977 жыл бұрын
***** this comment you are replying to was before that Worst Things Final Fantasy had Done video was ever posted, almost a month.
@rigistroni7 жыл бұрын
It's still bad
@Doommaster19944 жыл бұрын
It should be worth noting that Square didn't make this game; it was a company called Workss/Bits Laboratory. They were the same developer who made the NES version of Ghostbusters. Not to be confused with Bits Studios, which also made crappy NES games.
@MrPuffer695 жыл бұрын
All these Weekly/Montly old comments aging poorly lmao Ps: This video is still one of my top faves to this day
@Melkac10 жыл бұрын
I think it's hilarious how Square Soft's story is repeating itself, this time with Square Enix... Except this time, there's no Final Fantasy to save them!
@Naruto_from_the_Naruto_show10 жыл бұрын
This ought to be the real Final Fantasy for them hihihihi
@Nesaru10 жыл бұрын
FFXIV:ARR kinda saved them, actually...
@Melkac10 жыл бұрын
Nesaru Not with those sales.
@matthewflores88998 жыл бұрын
Don't know who will see this but, in Final Fantasy XV King's Knight is a in universe phone game which Noctis,Prompto and Gladiolus play when they rest at caravans sometimes, its a cool easter egg
@darknyx98768 жыл бұрын
troy callahan there's an ad everywhere in ffxv like Coleman for the tent, Nissin Cup Noodles (there's even a quest about it ) and, beats in the movie, just to name a few
@leroyvisiongames2294 Жыл бұрын
The reason the princess looks so annoyed in the ending: she realized Rayjack was still a virgin at 23 years of age due to a combination of being an outcast in his teenage years and having many bad emotional experiences on the dating scene. She begrudgingly slept with him out of pity and they never talked again. That all happens off screen, of course.
@Harune_dot_exe05 жыл бұрын
hope for more review vids. I like 'em
@VelvetKitsune5 жыл бұрын
"Ow, my knee." Toby's revenge!
@cwgodzilla9 жыл бұрын
Glad to see you take this game to the woodshed, or woodchipper, or whatever the saying is. I bought this as a kid, thinking, "I can play as a monster, awesome!" T'was not awesome. Thanks for helping relieving some nostalgic pain.
@TheColorRed10 жыл бұрын
I was watching this right before I went to bed and last night I had a nightmare that I was playing this
@genarictubechannel79799 жыл бұрын
2scary5me
@TheColorRed9 жыл бұрын
Bo Schuler indeed
@FrAngelGaming9 жыл бұрын
The Color Red WAIT WHAT COLOR ARE YOU?
@TheColorRed9 жыл бұрын
***** Blue
@FrAngelGaming9 жыл бұрын
The Color Red I thought you were white.
@329link7 жыл бұрын
You know what REALLY sucks? An RPG shooter sounds like a really interesting combination of genres, and this could've been great! Unfortunately, countless bad decisions and probably some technical limitations held it back too much. I feel like if square enix tried this again it might work.
@Electric0eye7 жыл бұрын
That was one of the best endings to a KZbin video I've ever seen.
@spoonman62569 жыл бұрын
149 people are Toby fans
@TheBrianJ9 жыл бұрын
Commander Buttwipe GODDAMN TOBY
@thekidofthehour72669 жыл бұрын
Not the Tobuscus one doh.
@hellocortez97459 жыл бұрын
Whoever likes toby, HAVE YOU COMPLETELY LOST YOUR MIND? TOBY SUCKS HE IS A SON OF A BITCH
@Bunnellius9 жыл бұрын
+Agustin Cortez YEA! David Bowie can keep him.
@crinja4047 жыл бұрын
Now there are 241 toby fans.
@MrLuigi00210 жыл бұрын
The NormalBoots joke killed me xD
@Verdius2410 жыл бұрын
RIP
@matrixmaster22338 жыл бұрын
This video easily goes into my top 10 best videos of all time.
@SpeedStar16423 жыл бұрын
5:20 They’re not Speed Boots, they’re just “Normal Boots”! ............HYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
@michaeldawson119410 жыл бұрын
8:10. I thought you pulled out some super NES smasher device.
@pampamtamtam40014 жыл бұрын
This is one of the few games I played on nes that wasn't Mario, Ice Climber, Urban Champion, etc. Had some fond memories. This review makes sense though haha.
@--matt4--84010 жыл бұрын
Skyrim Guards took an arrow to the knee, projared took a shit game to the knee
@dragonsorcerer28510 жыл бұрын
I think Jared had it worse.
@Kreinsamer10 жыл бұрын
Your comment cracked me up.
@yaoiofearthbanyuriofwind106910 жыл бұрын
forced meme/10
@emzedjiklool51110 жыл бұрын
Am i back in time? If so. kill me.
@SixtyRGB9 жыл бұрын
And then Jared took a cartridge to the knee
@Unaliq Жыл бұрын
I think this might be my favourite, Projared review.
@FearMonarch10 жыл бұрын
They're just normal boots :D I laughed way to hard at that
@powerstones77224 жыл бұрын
5:25 Who else thinks thats the gayest smile i ever seen how can you look at it without losing your shit
@dashman84999 жыл бұрын
i don't know why, but this is seriously one of my favorite projared vids
@PointThree10 жыл бұрын
This doesn't seem that bad compared to things like Takeshi's challenge.
@sirsorgum509510 жыл бұрын
Takeshi's Challenge had the unfair advantage of being made to be deliberately bad, though. This was made to be good (or at least passable) and wound up being bad.
@KentaroMiyamoto218 жыл бұрын
Jared, King's Knight is getting a remake for Android and iOS.
@roadhouse75978 жыл бұрын
Kenneth Ayoob WHYYYYYYYY!?
@horesfan4008 жыл бұрын
OUR WORLD IS FALLING APART! THE ANCIENT GOD HAS RISEN!