Super Hydlide - ProJared

[@KentaroMiyamoto21]

Jared, I looked it up. When Kaizack mentions the crystal, he refers to the final boss of Hydlide 2. We wouldn't know that because it was Japan only.

[@ComicSams48]

Wait there's more of this? Is it bad I kinda wanna do a fan translation *just* so Jared has another Hydlide video?

[@Gagemcninja]

ComicSams yes it is

[@ComicSams48]

@@Gagemcninja well if that's so bad I don't wanna be good

[@nikfighter262]

@@ComicSams48 Does your evil know no bounds? (Are you reaally going to?)

[@KentaroMiyamoto21]

@@Michael-bz8ml I looked it up. Wasn't easy to find.

[@MelodyTCG]

Just smiling through this binge...this one is special

[@OzKo]

Tomato TCG same

[@connormangelson]

same

[@raidmaster6879]

Good to see him getting his subs back.

[@jerrysmith8814]

Yeah, he already got like 100k subs back

[@GojoStiglitz]

It's good to see him period

[@PsychoDiesel48]

Yes. It does my heart good

[@BugBoss1205]

And now I’m going to rewatch all his main videos to make up for it. Who’s with me?

[@CBman11037]

@@BugBoss1205 This dude is

[@nalthanzo4648]

"You have to push the grave. My character was too stupid to push the grave..." This gets me every time.

[@theapplenoob8747]

lol true XD

[@bluephoenix663]

Nalthanzo is a great man and a great man he has a lot good fun and on that a great lot of to and a great way he has been a good one and he has the same heart and he all is of the same best thing friends with you the best most way around the world and you will be a good person and a better friend of mine your family will always be my best friends and you can always be your best friends and you can always tell be the same as you can always find a better place here for me and your future with you through your day love and love love your family and cronies your family and friends you have a great family day with your great family great friends love your great friend love the you are great for your life love your family and you all love and love love and support your family and you love it and love your family and you and family and friends you love it so much and love your family and cronies that we can have sex without pickles

[@SKirbGame]

For me it was the Murder = Brains part

[@dmas7749]

S. Kirb: Lol that's exactly what I came back for

[@realoctolink64]

Nalthanzo *IT'S A JOKE*

[@simzocker]

They implemented a hunger system for realism and then you drop into a crater on earth teleport to space and walk around in zero gravity.

[@adoredmodestcolt1258]

... It's realistic trust me. I'm a scientist, I major in this

[@nicholasdoss3312]

I'm guessing you went to college with that dude from New Vegas? The Skyentist?

[@adoredmodestcolt1258]

@@nicholasdoss3312 ... Maybe... You know nothing! It was Aliens!

[@sexycavetroll2788]

@John Ross exactly

[@adzi6164]

hey, just because you can do crazy shit does not necessarily mean you don't have to eat. Different things entirely.

[@knight123x4]

So, I thought I'd clear some of the plot up. Starting with... The crystal is something from the second game, Hydlide II: Shine of Darkness. It's called the Evil Crystal (It gets worse), hidden deep underground, creating monsters. So basically, it's a monster spawner. You are summoned to- if I remember correctly- The Land of Fairies, so you can kill the monsters and break the crystal. Varalys also appears there, also downgraded there to being the guard of the crystal. Hydlide 3: Visitors of Darkness, or The Space Memories (No, I didn't make a mistake and forget to use roman numerals, that was done intentionally. No, really.) takes place after that. Hydlide 3:VoD/tSM (Acronyms are dumb) also takes place in The Land of Fairies. After the crystal broke, monsters disappeared, and things were peaceful. Technologies advanced. Kingdoms were built. Eventually, it became more like the human world Hydlide II: SoD's protagonist came from. The fairies, and The Fairy, left that world for... some reason. The rest is history. So yeah, it's all bullsh- Extra, Gameplay: Hydlide II's gameplay is the midpoint between Hydlide I and Hydlide 3. It has the time, equipment and morality systems (among others) this game has, but not the hunger, sleepy, and weight systems (again, among others). Leveling only increased HP, and you had to get Attack and Magic through training, which is something you buy. Over all, It's mostly the same as Hydlide I, but different in some places. Extra, Kaizack's Stupid Cutscene, and the Ending: So, I think what he was trying to say was that while his body would die, he would still exist forever, either as a spirit, Part of the protag, or in some non-literal way. The world destroys itself as he said it would, but the protag's existence and willpower bring it back. This does make some sense, they do have power on the level of Kaizack. And that's it. The End. The Story of Hydlide is- Oh right, Virtual Hydlide. It's just a remake, from what I can tell.

[@Gammera2000]

All the characters from Hydlide according to wikipedia Jim: Hero Ann: Princess Veralys: Villain That's it

[@chaoskiller6084]

Jim the knight, killed by bees...

[@iamaunicorn1232]

Jim the knight and Princess Ann. Is this fantasy made by midwesterners?

[@heitorgandra1931]

Jim?,that sounds like a nerd

[@guilhermefloresfeitosaguer4543]

@@heitorgandra1931 hehe i get it

[@funnycheese7747]

Wikipedia forgot bees

[@GlobalsoftPirka]

"The king wants rare and interesting things." I was almost, for a second, expecting him to require the Sega games.

[@RekkaAlexiel]

I believe the end line "I will live for ever" was a mistranslation. The original Japanese was 私だけでは死なぬ which is more along the lines of "I shall not die alone"... meaning that Kaizack would take everyone--and everything--with him... The original romanized spelling of his name was a bit different, too... It was "Gayzac" xP No wonder it was changed. ^^;

[@DrCandyStriper]

Welp, looks like I just found the character name I'm using next time I play an RPG.

[@dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668]

Maybe they misspelled it when it was supposed to be Gaizack

[@DarkLink1996.]

If I recall, G and K are interchangeable in Japan, like L and R. Y and I are a bit different, but similar enough

[@Nocto3827]

Rekka Alexiel pro Jared cheats on his wife

[@lilGreenYoshi]

@@Nocto3827 Nice relevant and meaningful comment ya got there, oh wait

[@14dcook]

maybe they translated thief wrong and it was supposed to be raider or bandit?

[@BlueMountain1992]

+Kody Cook Sounds likely...

[@Egalitariat-likesecretariat]

Maybe he only tried Warrior (come out to play-ay!) once and compared that once to his first thief attempt.

[@14dcook]

HellChuggapri1 perhaps you're right

[@tibsky]

yeah

[@F-Lambda]

This actually makes perfect sense....

[@KhoiNguyen-xv4jd]

Still not enough current comments need to push more to kill the old comments.

[@ThanatosZero]

If only the original commenters would come in, to either edit them to apologies, or delete them.

[@fastfutures]

Khoi Nguyen *we need another crusade.*

[@Eisenbison]

It looks like all the old comments have either been deleted or already been pushed off. Either way, the sooner Jared and the community can move past this ridiculous controversy, the better.

[@Acorn212]

All these comments are a mix between 3 days and 3-4 years

[@cb6123]

Lol why let h8ers hate, don't understand why people get so sided, I was here before for the games and stayed for the games

[@Mike14264]

I wonder if anyone ever told him about the karma system... It seems that killing only the bad monsters will yearn you better treasures and better comments from the villagers, or something of the like. Knowing which monsters are evil is another story. I heard they are the ones that mercilessly attack you, but in a game like this, you wouldn't really notice it.

[@garfieldcat007]

Judging by the footage, he seemed to be trying to avoid killing certain monsters. I think he found out but forgot to mention it because it was such a non-feature.

[@Mike14264]

@@garfieldcat007 true, when you're using a guide, it really matters very little. I don't think it even changes the ending.

[@Mike14264]

​​@@garfieldcat007 after doing some research, it turns out it matters more in the prequel, Hydlide 2. When your "Forth"(rightness) is in the red, not only villagers won't talk to you... but shopkeepers also won't sell you anything! Plus, I think you need a max level of Forthrightness in order to get a certain item.

[@joshuahadams]

"Stabbing robots. With my sword." Dwemer ruins in a nutshell.

[@TheMamaluigi300]

Also Xenoblade Chronicles in a nutshell.

[@HawaiianCoconut]

+TheMamaluigi300 but to be fair the only sword that's effective was akin to a lightsaber

[@zeelyweely1590]

+TheMamaluigi300 But mainly skyrim

[@carljones4179]

._. yay

[@jobean987]

+Josh Adams There's also a weight system. And jacked character creation. And dragons that can talk... holy shit, Super Hydlide is 16-bit Skyrim.

[@m2cks]

I could immediately tell ProJared switched to emulation (outside of him announcing he did, of course) because suddenly the pixels on-screen were sharp and crisp, and the text was made legible! I was wondering why his recordings of old games looked so blurry until I realized now that through recording off of the original console, his resolutions are severely limited. So it's cool that he does indeed play on the original console.

[@danielm2142]

m2cks If he used RGB to record the video, nobody would be able to tell whether it was emulated or not.

[@sinni800]

Quite late, I'm sorry, but the Fusion Sega Genesis emulator has an option to make the image look like it comes from a TV and it actually really looks like the image before he emulated it.

[@Mike14264]

Yeah, although nowadays there are good ways to get extra crispy pixels when recording on original hardware!

[@tehberral]

I think if this game had a "Redaction" like Simon's Quest then it would be a pretty top-notch game. The ideas aren't bad and with a few slight adjustments this could be a really fun game. Just make it so you don't need to grind quite as much just to start adventuring rather than simply trying to keep fed and rested most of the time.

[@doktawhawee9870]

Good idea! I have been thinking about making a Remake of Silver Surfer.

[@frosty6845]

There were already similar game franchises at the time that were infinitely better, the Ys series being the most notable example

[@Smartalic10]

AllRightsRejected tbh even the redacted version was still a chore and still boring even if they fix the small issues

[@tehberral]

JMtheSmartAlic Well, to be fair, I'm one of the few people that actually like Simon's Quest as is, so take that as you will.

[@Zellio2011]

The redaction would be helped by simply copying and pasting the ending of Hydlide 3 (This game). The ending for the game was a much more expanded ending that basically explained that you willed fairy land back to existence and became God

[@Urmean15]

IT'S A JOKE

[@lostarinokripparino4605]

***** It's a JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÒOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOÒOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@lostarinokripparino4605]

Ross Denoon OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE

[@themumbles5808]

Urmean15 IT'S A JOOOOOOOKE!

[@DeeRose54]

Urmean15 IT'S A JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@DeeRose54]

Diamond Destructor OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@JoeytheJoeyX3]

Jared, no, you can't play Virtual Hydlide! You'll complete the trifecta and we'll all be doomed! *Think of the children, Jared! THE CHILDREN!*

[@JoeytheJoeyX3]

***** *_THE CHILDREN!_*

[@CalebCraft10]

He doesn't care about kids.

[@pancakes7702]

+JoeytheJoeyX3 but theres a 4th that only came out in japan only when he plays that game we shall be doomed *CATS AND DOGS LIVING TOGETHER, MASS HYSTERIA*

[@JoeytheJoeyX3]

POOTIS BORN [Scene cuts to Jared learning Japanese and hopping onto a plane]

[@thephantom496]

+JoeytheJoeyX3 HA!

[@gurvmlk]

I wonder how many people played Hydlide, then went to Super Hydlide and instantly died because they didn't expect there to be an attack button.

[@SlitherLament]

My marathon of rewatching, liking, and commenting on every Jared video continues. Video 14

[@JulianSoyux]

Careful, he's a hero

[@landonletterman831]

I love that *IT'S A JOOOOKE* line. It's the perfect non-joke. No real set up, no real punch line. It just comes out of nowhere and leaves just as soon as it arrives, but it makes me laugh every time.

[@mr.kittysavestheworld695]

I'm assuming the Thief class is an issue of mistranslation. They probably meant something like "Bandit," or some other sort of brutish, simple brigand.

[@Silanda]

I've been playing the updated Windows version which comes with an Engrish translation. It translates it as robber, which has different connotations to thief. Talking about mistranslations - could Jeem's scroll be Jim's scroll?

[@weberman173]

@@Silanda there. there is windows version of Super hydlide......

[@Silanda]

@@weberman173 Technically there's a Windows version of Hydlide 3, but it's the same game. It was only released in Japan. AFAIK every version of Hydlide 3 had that English translation, even though only the Mega Drive/Genesis version had a official English language release. Strange...

[@lordlouie3550]

@@Silanda it does indeed refer to Jim the Knight.

[@TheGunmanChannel]

Would love to see you do more KZbin videos man. Happy to go back and watch all your old ones, but would also love some new ones.

[@pigismal1154]

Well your in luck cause he did a FF8 video just a few days ago hopefully he is back to stay

[@fuegosonic93]

I though that game was for the SNES....cuz....you know....SUPER Hydlide....

[@fullbepis4677]

ITS A JOKE

[@EonArashi]

***** Reference to the "pack of sega games" in the game.

[@gespenstmk-iii111]

George W. Bush *Techno music.*

[@EonArashi]

***** Then you missed the best parts, lol.

[@UpgradedHumanCybernetics]

Same here

[@blusoulfyre]

Fun fact: This is the last video to date of Jared's "I'm playing -insert game here-"

[@acegamerultragamer1532]

CURSE YOU SUPER HYLIDE!!

[@nicholasdoss3312]

Those weren't Banshee cries. That was the rattle of death by Hydlide

[@jaredthecat8854]

More of the "Oh fucking God! Just fucking kill me now!" sound.

[@DrDolan2000]

I miss it when he said that

[@shawnfields2369]

@@DrDolan2000 We all do...

[@PaytonTate]

Tower of Havel? Did you get the Moonlight Butterfly first?

[@kiroat]

Heh heh

[@TheZigzagman]

nah brah. Master key.

[@LachiePlayaplaya]

Nah man, you kill that sucker before fighting the Taurus Demon.

[@Egalitariat-likesecretariat]

Before you get to the Tower of Havel, you have to talk to Oscar of Astora, beat the Demon of Asylum, use the Crow of Velka to leave the Asylum of Undead, make it to the Shrine of Firelink, navigate your way through the Burg of Undead, and beat up the Soldiers of Hollowed. I recommend getting the Ring of Tearstone of Blue from the Knight of Black of Gwyn underneath the abandoned house, because Havel of the Rock in the Tower of Havel will turn you into Kill of Road if you're not careful.

[@jakepoole8848]

I cant believe all of you actually played that much of this shitty game, I gave up after 5 minutes lol

[@ciberkid22]

And i would rate Super Hydlide a Sonic Adventure 2 out of 10 ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᵃ ʲᵒᵏᵉ﹗

[@blazeultimo]

ciberkid22 so a 4/10?

[@ciberkid22]

Z-Mr Owl I actually dont know what i was thinking when i put this...

[@SotheX]

+ciberkid22 idk why, but that somehow makes sense to me. o.o

[@randommanofculture2673]

(Every Sonic fan on the internet) Ahem.. Y U MAEK FUUN UV MAI FAVORIT GAYME FRANCHISE SANIC IZ IMAZING YOU STOOPID LITLE POO GO AND EET A PEECE OF BRED!!!!!

[@ellahitchman5447]

Shoe Anklerest I love bread, thank u

[@MetalBacon64]

All your videos are very well organized and proffesional looking.

[@zoeboughton578]

+Metal Bacon That's why he's PROJared. c:

[@juderbug6997]

+Zoe Boughton Yeah. Ever check out Ameteurjared's channel? He's aaaaaall over the place.

[@RandomGamerNumber01]

+Jubble I like the little detail of the j being not capitalised.

[@juderbug6997]

+RandomGamerNumber01 Did I do a good?

[@RandomGamerNumber01]

Jubble You did multiple goods.

[@boyceps]

Don't forget that there were good & evil monsters. If you attack a good monster you lose "morale points" (I think) and things cost more. With max morale points (100) things cost MUCH less.

[@andrewollmann304]

boyceps Would good monsters still attack you?

[@michaelhowell8636]

Only in self defense.

[@boyceps]

@@michaelhowell8636: And the"good" monsters hit *much* harder than the evil ones! :-s

[@boyceps]

@@andrewollmann304 : Only if you hit them first. And Why am I only getting this reply now?

[@SebaBress]

15:02 He's talking about the crystal from the second game, "Hydlide II: Shines Of Darkness"

[@9Godslayer]

Darkness shines?

[@therapeface4153]

But Fox's shine is already pitch black!

[@psychsoma]

"And then the dragon HIBIJIBIJIBAJIJA" became a low-level boss for his sins

[@joeywomer]

I still have a hard time pronouncing that word HIBIJIBIJIBAJIJA

[@icarusty6481]

I really want to become a game developer and if I ever do, I will do everything in my power to buy the rights to hydlide so I can make a reboot that is freaking amazing. Maybe. No promises.

[@marioskywalker64]

Super Hylide actually has some interesting and pretty cool ideas in it, it just needs something to actually glue them together, make it less cumbersome, and add more. It really wouldn't suffer from a remake.

[@legendairenic6247]

I have only one thing to say: JUST DO IT!!

[@SlumpDrunko]

Nicolas Marchildon MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE

[@Igorcastrochucre]

Patrick Bever-Chritton That's actually a good idea. Making failed games in the past becomes easier because of how much room for improvement they have. And the concepts of weight, hunger and real-time could make a really interesting game nowadays.

[@Lolzoman]

Patrick Bever-Chritton I mean hey... they're remaking Shaq Fu

[@billstevens9239]

You know what's more annoying than a dark cave level? ALL IMPORTANT GAME ITEMS HAVING TO BE HIDDEN IN THAT SAME DARK CAVE LEVEL!!! Jared, you have the patience of a saint.

[@SHCVoodoo]

+bill stevens Two giant paint bubbles?

[@MrX626]

+FurryFlurry can I use my butt one last time?

[@crimsonflame2k]

Unfortunately, even he isn't patient enough to deal with the original NES version of Final Fantasy II.

[@mikeymikesh6171]

@@SHCVoodoo you mean, two dark cave levels.

[@davidsilverfield835]

Lol

[@DHilly95]

Im on my regulary scheduled Projared kick, where i go back and binge all my favorites. Feels good to be back.

[@jameslshelton]

Same

[@_-insertname-_]

I often come back to the Hydlide-Trilogy-Videos, as I like to call them, just because I enjoy them so much. These videos are basically classics.

[@Rellik165]

No matter how many times I watch the Hydlide reviews, they're still great.

[@brightroot5719]

It's good to be back

[@HoodoHoodlumsRevenge]

I actually like this game What is wrong with me

[@lidlyp]

A lot! -Just kidding, just kidding, you're amazing XD-

[@Kalgert]

Well, considering that it looks decent, seems fun and has some really crazy setpieces, so it is perfectly fine to like it!

[@lordslicer5056]

***** Hey Hoodo.

[@creamCarnivalJones1234]

Your not alone buddy

[@thevoidlord1796]

***** Hey I saw you on IHE!

[@GeminiShadow]

I grew up on this game, and love it. I can't blame anyone who hates it, but I love how detailed the game is. I especially love this game's soundtrack.

[@ruy1981]

On Wikipedia says that there is an english version of Hydlide 2: Shine of Darkness. Apparently, no one is selling it since 2006, but it is avaliable as a ROM on certain sites.

[@MiloTheMightyDude]

Must be a fan translation if what you said is to go by.

[@loganreads90]

I'm

[@BlueMountain1992]

This game actually looks somewhat fun to me...

[@jetbot3000]

You're a masochist

[@BlueMountain1992]

Sissel Well trying to find a medieval fantasy action RPG styled like this is like trying to get blood from a stone, although this is probably not the best place to look for fun gameplay :P

[@Marcelelias11]

+JJthebanana Secret of Mana. That being said, this *does* look fun.

[@BlueMountain1992]

Marcelelias11 But classes though. Although JP only SoM 2 has a very good class system, and this game's idea of a theif is... interesting.

[@Marcelelias11]

JJthebanana Hey, you can't expect them to get everything right. Or the basics. Or- You know what, it's better than Hydlide, there.

[@dominicalfieri2279]

I just realized that Jared wears the same shirt in every video.

[@trashbirdie]

I keep coming back to this vid and the haven and hearth one, feels like home....

[@rafifthesecond9023]

Super Hylide is the best from the Hylide series

[@Smilley85]

Which, sadly, isn't saying much.

[@bensell982]

Smilley MLK its justmlike saying the woolesys strike back is the best bubsy game

[@renjimcconnell2689]

yeah it is

[@brokes4191]

That's like saying the shit I took today didn't smell as bad as the shit I took yesterday

[@ethanlloyd6422]

Good to see Jarrad getting his story out there

[@chronospammer2073]

Hydlide had to be popular somewhere to receive two sequels and a remake.

[@oddyquinn]

Japanese circles loved them. Mind you, the came out in the west significantly later than their Japanese release dates. Hydlide released in Japan originally in 1984, and in the west on NES in 1989 (Europe got the MSX2 version in 1985). Super Hydlide originally released in 1987 (yes, Hydlide 3 was already out in Japan before Hydlide 1 came out in the west) and the west didn't get it until 1990. Virtual Hydlide, on the other hand, released worldwide on April 1995. Considering it's the LAST ONE, and it was BAD, it's safe to assume everyone hated it and it killed the series.

[@oddyquinn]

Basically, we got the games long after they were already outdated, and long after we've already played better games.

[@bensell982]

Koncreet-Outfit well America didn't get final fantasy 1 until japan got 3

[@EmporerEmblem]

It also had games inspired by it, like Ys, which is an utterly fantastic series

[@unikami2922]

Poor poor North Koreans. Forced to play the Hydlide series by Kim Jong Un...

[@Frothenbath1]

What is this "space suit" you speak of? Everyone knows that you need a "space suite" to survive in space. :P

[@yumlo7535]

Space apartment!

[@admissful8180]

Space House!

[@tonyhakston536]

Space room.

[@TheAuraMaster]

Metal Nonja God Damn it Ross

[@imrustyokay]

Buh-dum-tiss

[@gurufabbes1]

I just discovered your videos last night. They'll really good. Please keep up the good work.

[@SamanthaPortUkulele]

Ah, yes, the Space Suite. The nicest room in any hotel.

[@pormpfspimperton6804]

Gotta bring your own supply

[@aStupidGecko]

"experience points are also like a currency in this game" thought you were about to say that your experience points weigh you down as well

[@DarthRushy]

I wish ProJared did more reviews. His sense of humor is brilliant. Also, how come Super Hydlide isn't more popular? YOU HAVE A MEDIEVAL KNIGHT WALKING AROUND IN SPACE, FIGHTING PENGUINS IN STARSHIPS WHILST LOOKING FOR A WAY TO KILL A WIZARD(or something)!!! This sounds like the coolest video game ever!

[@thomasjenkins7506]

story is cool, but the rest of the game is seriously lacking.

[@DarthKato]

It really needs to be remade. It could be one of the best, most unique games on the market( if done right)

[@Zeithri]

DarthKato Or you know, you could just play the superior version called Hydlide 3: The Space Memories for MSX2.

[@DarthKato]

Rainversey Never heard of it.

[@Zeithri]

DarthKato There's videos on youtube, I'd recommend checking them out.

[@MrTubeStuck]

I dunno how many times ive watched the proJared hydlide trilogy, but it still makes me happy watching all three

[@OneTrueNobody]

You mention the character being too stupid to read in the graveyard portion, which makes me think of the old Fallout games. It's possible to make a character with such low intelligence that you can't communicate with anyone, it's hilarious. Not this, though. This just turns that into pointless busywork.

[@HEROoFTHEhorde147]

Lewis Medeiros In New Vegas, Arcade, one of the follows you can get, will only follow you if you pass a speech check, but if you have a low enough intelligence, he takes pity on you, and comes with you anyways.

[@OneTrueNobody]

Ahahahaha, oh god, that's great. How's he know how stupid you are, though?

[@HEROoFTHEhorde147]

Lewis Medeiros He know because when you ask him to come with you, hey asks why and your character says. "Can you help me do.... things?"

[@antipsychotic451]

Lewis Medeiros There's a part in New Vegas where you have to get into a certain area where you are only allowed in if you have the password needed. With low enough intelligence, you can say "Ice Cream!" and it turns out that that was actually the password.

[@leon30517]

SpiderDash wow...

[@mikehunt4618]

You know how some gamers are just famous for some games it became their trademark? Like with Markiplier (FNAF), or Avgn (Castlevania). Well Projared here has Hydlide. It's his trademark now.

[@mikehunt4618]

***** I know but everytime someone said : FNAF review, you immidiately thought of him.

[@mikehunt4618]

***** LOL :)

[@mikehunt4618]

***** What what what what what what...

[@robincb]

Amer Djuliman FNAF? please explain?

[@nosoyarkano7624]

Markiplier has no trademark, he just plays a bunch of horror, sentimental, funny and stupid games.

[@theplayfulparody2183]

I will say, that shot of Kaizack saying "I will live forever" is actually pretty creepy.

[@thundararious]

TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS, gold dollars....

[@General.Apeshit]

We need more of these reviews!!!

[@TheGollddMAN]

11:41C'mon Jared, that joke was so one dimensional!

[@blaz9474]

I am someone you don't know Don't you mean it was *flat* ?

[@TheSobeast247]

I am someone you don't know So, would you say it falls flat?

[@lucasbeck1391]

@@blaz9474 you're hanging on a *thin* thread

[@rawkhawk2000]

am I the only one who thinks that the pro Jared theme son is one of like three good youtuber themes?

[@OdaSwifteye]

It's not very long. It doesn't contain a person singing. And it doesn't show a bunch of spoiler highlights from other episodes. It's up there. It's not THAT catchy though and it could be shorter or more interesting. It's a more a tune than a theme but luckily it's not an anthem.

[@abigailwaugh8998]

It is a really good theme song...

[@marioskywalker64]

Oda Swifteye It's just pretty damn relaxing

[@BirdRaiserE]

I like the one that appears on his playthrough channel better

[@leightonpetty4817]

He’s one of the few you tubers who can have a minute-long intro and I don’t even care

[@KombatGod]

15:00 that's ridicolous, yet it's one of the most used cliches in RPGs, it's in basically every Final Fantasy game, despite how cheap it is. Basically there's one villain through the game, but at one point near the end you're introduced to the MAIN villain, which comes basically out of nowhere, so you go there to fight it and he reveals that he really is the most powerful being in existence, that controls everything and in some cases that the previous villain was really good, but only influenced by this main one. So you destroy it and save the world. If that's not cheap writing I don't know what is. Sometimes they add a bit of clues that this main villain exists through the game, like a sage in one town that will talk about the ancient demon BLZZAZGORG, and it turns out to be the villain at the end, but in that same game you'll also have a lot of totally useless stories, like the little boy talking about the ancient hero of the statue, or the girl talking about her lost parents and so on, there's no way to tell which backstory will affect the plot, so it doesn't work as a foreshadowing.

[@audoodle9963]

Well I'm pretty sure they lead up to kaizak in this game though. But I do think that fake final bosses can be done well (Bayonetta)

[@naruchiha21]

KombatGod Really the only FF game that happens (within the main franchise at least) is FF9 with Necron and even then he's hinted at a few times. It's also not just an RPG trope, it happens in all different forms of media just sometimes more well-done than others.

[@KombatGod]

Garrus -Vakarian Nah, it happens all the time.

[@groosewhohassuchanooseloos4160]

It's called Deus Ex Machina. It isn't even limited to fiction, we had unbelievable Deus Ex Machinas in real life too (see Joanne D'arc).

[@reddragon8167]

Groose Who Has Such A Noose Loose That He Will Force It Up Your Caboose Diablo ex Nihilo, in this case.

[@xxKrazyKxx]

14 and counting. Forget Jim Sterling. Thank God for ProJared for playing this crap so we don't have to.

[@loganreads90]

Jim seems a bit arrogant...

[@Akendolfr]

Wow....you're in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!

[@aaronthomas2789]

Because we totally needed a goddamn Valve Joke........pssst. We didn't shut the fuck up

[@MizterLamp]

Of course I cost 10,000 Gold... coins. I don't come cheap bb... .... *Flies away on a bear*

[@waaaagh360]

This has always been one of my favorite reviews from you. Great to see you back

[@geoffreygualtieri378]

"What use do Sega Games have?" IT'S A JOKE!

[@mads_in_zero]

Jeem's scroll... Jeem's scroll... Jeeeeeeeem's scroll... Jeem the scholar, he was killed by bees.

[@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780]

i wonder if hes related to jim

[@ColeredEnergySwords]

I really like the music in this for some reason. It's just really charming.

[@GameTacoFTW]

Space ships, lightsabers, evil villain and crazy missions, this game reeks of Ultima 1.

[@blaze5455]

Just without the arguably better PC interface and keyboard.

[@Gammera2000]

Why is this called "Super" Hydlide? Isn't adding the prefix "Super" a SNES trope?

[@grompi6710]

i dont think its a SNES trope but more a thing that nintendo did a lot

[@Gammera2000]

+Satan'z Son You put it better than me, Nintendo used a new prefix or suffix on sequels to their old games. Like Mega Man 64, Super Mario 64, Super Mario brothers, Super C, Super Smash Bros, etc.

[@Wyrdwad]

The game's original name in Japan was SO MUCH COOLER. It's "Hydlide 3: The Space Memories." Tells you exactly what you're getting, and just sounds badass to boot!

[@Gammera2000]

Wyrdwad Your right, I'd expect something like a Japanese Star Wars/ Mass Effect game based on that title.

[@Whienzarth]

SEGA DOES WHAT NINTENDALSODOES

[@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong]

So a god, who made the universe, created you as his antithesis, to kill him, and thus end the earth, so that he can reveal that he is immortal, and then undo everything you've done. Meaning you may as well never have left your starting village, despite the fact that you were made to do everything you did, so that he could undo it. My head hurts.

[@Cgamer-eh1nk]

"Screw Physics! Because Video Games!" This is why Projared is my hero.

[@LoganHunter82]

Ah.. 2013. Wish I could go back there. No corona and none of the crap that is going on right now around the world.

[@nexuszero2683]

Personally one of my favorite projared episodes. Especially the ITS A JOKE! part.

[@Takimeko]

"Allow me the final pleasure to enlighten you!" - Kaizack, 1987. Seriously, what the hell does that even mean?

[@kapparomeo]

The ending of this game actually genuinely, honestly intrigues me. The universe is created and destroyed in a constant cycle of conflict - the eternal champion generates the universe from the void by the act of observing it, but over the millennia he grows jaded by his creation and his eventual experimentation with reality in a desperate search for novelty one way or the other creates a painful dystopia which demands a hero to react against it. The hero overthrows the god of the old world only to become the god of the new one and the cycle begins anew. Can it ever be broken?

[@tomwhite7982]

I played this as a kid. I loved the soundtrack! Don’t remember how far I got but it was really cool watching your video!

[@sophydaily582]

7:48 If you're wondering what possible use Sega games could have, don't worry, Super Hydlide tells you *iT's a jOOOOOOOOOOOOOke*

[@MonsterShroomLPs]

Am I the only one who finds it funny that he put "ProJarf" on the character naming screen before he changed to to "ProJared"?

[@razielraga5443]

ITS A JOOOOOKE

[@qwertybear.7120]

ProJarfeild.

[@henrygerard2315]

Jarfield kart

[@tranka6112]

I love this game... especially the music just blows my mind in so many ways! Every now and then I get a flashback and have to play it. Fav class: the monk!

[@SuperSilverSerpent]

This actually seems kind of cool; I like the idea of a "Sims RPG." If they were more forgiving of mechanics like food, sleep, and encumbrance I think it could've been a good game. Maybe it could get an HD remake with less padding and more content.

[@loganreads90]

Like a Final Fantasy with survival Fallout elements!

[@Mikeanglo]

You jump through a crack in the earth to reach space... Super Hydlide devs: the original flat earthers

[@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901]

"Thief" may have been mistranslated from something like "Bandit" or "Brigand". That's my only explanation for those stats

[@Gearz86]

I cant believe the hydlide videos are almost a decade old already....

[@nathanhall9345]

This is my favorite ProJared review, and one of my favorite game reviews period. There's something about games with good ideas and a lot of potential that simply don't live up to it. That sense of disappointment was captured well here, and I feel like he gave the game a very fair review, very honest (as opposed to many reviewers who tend to choose comedy over expressing their true views).

[@halfpukt9128]

the one thing I'll always thank Projared for, is how he rates the games

[@DeisFortuna]

whenever I play a game, i try and go in with as few expectations as possible in order to decide for myself whether or not it is a piece of shit.

[@DeisFortuna]

so when i loaded up super hydlide, i actually had a pretty good time. felt a bit like elder scrolls 1: arena if you ask me.

[@killern3rd422]

which console?

[@DeisFortuna]

genesis emulator

[@sidneyauclair5690]

mastrvidman15 I used the same thing. It wasn't *too* horrible.

[@killern3rd422]

ok i played the game it actually quite fun although i'm still trying to do the place with robots. do not choose the thief class. it is the hardest to finish yet i still played it. anyway best class is the priest ok. OK

[@AwesomeLegends98]

God i love this video

[@Hu-kun]

"Both the Hunger and Weight mechanics are supposed to add realism, forgot that in the beginning, the hero gets overencumbered by a dagger" Seems legit.

[@SamuelJamez17]

wait, wait, hold the phone. So you are saying that Super Hydlide is actually an improvement than the original Hydlide? holy shit ... this is probably a ton more better in game development than the games of today where most current game developers care more about over-priced DLC, microtransactions and multiples re-releases of the same games over and over again because FUCK YOU!! GIVE ME MONEY!!! (and this came out in 1987, when the gaming industry was VERY, VERY new, and very early stages of life and this was 4 years after the crash of '83)

[@TheLoveMario]

+Samuel James ...But wait. the Sega Genesis wasn't out in 1987... unless you're talking about the original PC version of this game, but i'm not sure if even that one was out in 1987

[@azzzanadra]

+Samuel James is this supposed to mock the hypster gamer?

[@SamuelJamez17]

Carlos Vera ummm ... what does TF2 have to do with this?

[@MultiBlueblanket]

Samuel James Wrong thread. Was gonna type this somewhere else.

[@MultiBlueblanket]

+Samuel James But anyways, there's still games that have good game development. Animal Crossing has a lot of replayability to it, Stardew Valley, and other games. They also made improvements over time, and that's what matters.

[@izakbrisco5653]

Jared making a comeback like a Pro!!

[@barry47]

We need more OG Projared content! Love this stuff!

[@l0stndamned]

Learning to read by killing stuff. If only life were that easy. This game had some good ideas, but a few big fumbles. Some of the music was cool too. The reason the world came back was because the player-character was imbued with a small amount of Kizack's power.

[@micahbrunet9303]

You need to play Hydlide 2. Make it happen Projared. The series needs to be complete

[@cherrybiscottitouille3753]

But he's not in Japan

[@jarraffe]

there a thing called a rom

[@cherrybiscottitouille3753]

Tyler Green Oh yeah

[@cj5273]

3.1 million views for someone playing an obscure video game from the 80s that nobody has heard of. Impressive!

[@drlegoman4321]

actually, you shouldnt see anything as a 1 dimensional object, not even a straight line, because that still has 2 dimenisions... YEAH SCIENCE!!!

[@sleepysheepy3118]

Hey....... Don't ruin the joke

[@drlegoman4321]

oh... too late

[@ZenoDLC]

So, what about the 4th dimension and beyond? For all we know we might only think we are in a 3D world (Width, Length, Height) and we are actually just a small part of a 4D world with a vector that we can't currently conceive of?

[@sleepysheepy3118]

ZenoDLC :?

[@prestonlawson1219]

Actually, a line is a one dimensional object. You can move forward and backward. Think of dimensions as adding another direction you can go. 1st: Forward and backward 2nd: Left and Right. 3rd: Up and down.

[@Connordore]

9:55 Jared: "So I'm stabbing robots... with my sword... I feel like there is a distinct disadvantage here" (Super Hydlide) Me: "So I'm shooting robots... with my bow... I feel like there is a distinct disadvantage here" (Breath of the Wild)

[@distortedcobalt]

Projared’s videos are the only time I’m not annoyed by double ads

[@RPGtourguide]

It's not just Hydlide... it's SUPER Hydlide! :P I always thought that was a funny title, since it came out on the Genesis but adding "Super" to a title was a SNES thing to do in my mind. This game has some interesting mechanics, but maybe just tried to do too much. That was rough about the game allowing you to throw away an item you needed. I know of a few games where that happens and it sucks when it does happen. But walking around in space and fighting with a lightsaber, awesome. ;)

[@bensell982]

RPG Tour Guide there's an nes contra sequel called super c

[@Ch4pp13]

Kaizacks (or whatever) fave when he died was a bit disturbing. Specielly his last sentence: "i will live forever"

[@MCDexpo]

Mercy, I remember when this came out! Almost 7 years ago 🤪👴

[@theproletkulttn]

Really love your videos, Jared! You're a good man.

[@Nextad_]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@grahamholbrook9112]

HAJAHAHJAHAHHA

[@Beenz64]

@@Nextad_ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@adriandiaz4071]

Jokes on you now xD

[@grimmestcreaper2212]

John Sosa oh look, one of the best-aged comments on this video