As a Yorkshireman i feel i have to tell this joke :D Enjoy: A farmer in Yorkshire sees a bloke drinking from his stream and shouts: “Ey up cock! Tha dun wanna be drinkin’ watta frm theer, it’s full o hoss piss an’ cow shite”. The bloke says: “I’m from London, can you speak a bit slower please?” The farmer replies: “If - you - use - two - hands - you - won’t - spill - any”
@bigkuriboh3814 Жыл бұрын
Hahaa 😂😂
@joanmduncan Жыл бұрын
Jill Halfpenny, the actress playing the nanny is actually a Geordie from Newcastle, so the accent is authentic.
@perpetualidiocy6622 Жыл бұрын
technically not as she's from Gateshead. but depends on how pedantic we're being. granted. a true geordie would be north of the tyne ;)
@joanmduncan Жыл бұрын
@@perpetualidiocy6622
@joanmduncan Жыл бұрын
@@perpetualidiocy6622 my mistake, happy to be corrected!
@ScottishDeeSideEye Жыл бұрын
Was she an actress on Coronation street a few years back? ❤
@charlottehardy822 Жыл бұрын
She was in Eastenders I think.
@edgarlee2802 Жыл бұрын
Northerner terrifies Londoners by saying "Hello. " The above titled video is in a similar vein and is also hilarious.
@777petew Жыл бұрын
There was a documentary in the UK in the late 1960s where southern English believed that Northerners ate their meals from pan lids, and only ate fish and chips or dripping butties (beef fat). The prejudices were quite real, and were a throwback to the 1930s when the north of England was in the grip of a serious recession. People in the south didn't suffer as much. We've always called them soft southern twats.
@Damien.Young466 ай бұрын
We do
@Craigy2818 Жыл бұрын
This is pretty much how the Government sees us poor people.
@kumasenlac5504 Жыл бұрын
...and best of all this doesn't change when the party in power does. The only reason to vote is to allow you to complain about the result - it doesn't actually change anything.
@Energyflash1979 Жыл бұрын
So happy you're discovering the big north south division within England. Normally Americans only get to see Hugh Grant and Paddington Bear as typical English representatives. Northeast English and north west are also very different from each other but very nice folks in their own unique ways
@DavidSmith-cx8dg Жыл бұрын
Hilarious , with just a tiny bit of truth . Her characters always manage to be caricatures of someone you know in real life .
@Cheepchipsable Жыл бұрын
Kind of the point of a caricature.
@colinhutchinson1664 Жыл бұрын
I'm a Geordie living in the west country as I met my partner here and our son was born down here. He has a soft west country accent with Geordie words mixed in. He's our very own Hybrid.😊
@karonmorrison2531 Жыл бұрын
I'm a northener, Manc. Our culinary day is breakfast, dinner, tea! Southeners have beakfast, lunch, dinner! I've been told (not sure if it's correct), that this was created to distinguish the south from the working class north. If anyone is able to elaborate further I would be very interested.
@iannorton22534 ай бұрын
I'm from Derby, East Midlands; always been breakfast, dinner and tea. It grates on me when TV ads talk about Christmas lunch instead of Christmas dinner.
@PorkyBorky Жыл бұрын
You may have just started a war here KB. Geordies are from one specific city (Newcastle). It's like saying Arkies is a name for anybody from the Southern states. Each city area in the UK has its own very distinct accent, and nicknames. For example Scousers fron Liverpool, Mackems from Sunderland - just across the river from Newcastle.
@DazzlerSAFC Жыл бұрын
Sunderland is not just across the River Tyne from Newcastle. Gateshead is. Sunderland is 10 miles away on the River Wear.
@PorkyBorky Жыл бұрын
@KingBoomer See - I told you you'd started a war.
@user-ki2jp1cp3o Жыл бұрын
@@DazzlerSAFCgod I hate when a tv show states that it’s in newcastle and they show the angle of the north
@KissMyFatAxe Жыл бұрын
Derbian for us in Derby. But nobody remembers us in Derby though... Even we forget sometimes.
@benconway9010 Жыл бұрын
@@KissMyFatAxe🤣🤣🤣
@alsg4 Жыл бұрын
I'm from Scotland but now live in Newcastle. Fantastic place and very friendly people. Alot different from those in the South.
@Smithjones1210 ай бұрын
The mash report northerner terrorises Londoners by saying hello 😂 The mash report Man ruins romantic weekend by saying what he was thinking 😂😂
@user-ki2jp1cp3o Жыл бұрын
It’s pronounced like Geordie from Star Trek. But it’s not all northerners, just those from Newcastle, really far north, near Scotland. The language is influenced from many languages including Scottish and even Danish due to the Viking invasions. Hence Geordies share some words with the Danes
@Omaru1982 Жыл бұрын
Geordie's like Geordi "I've got 99 problems, but a breach aint one" LaForge
@SIMONATKINSON1980 Жыл бұрын
YES!!! My sire, my king.. you mentioned Sunderland.. and even pronounced it correctly.. Sunderland born and bred here… what makes me laugh about this is that she says she’s coming from Newcastle but could be as far as Sunderland.. but Newcastle is further north than us…
@FireMunki63 Жыл бұрын
You should do all these - they are all very funny and the kids are brilliant.
@wayneprice2737 Жыл бұрын
Anyone north of Birmingham is classed as a northerner a geordie is someone from Newcastle you got mancs from Manchester scouseres from liverpool ect.
@ruthfoley2580 Жыл бұрын
I'm Mancunian from North Manchester. Only South Manchester is Manc territory.
@zicopete1075 Жыл бұрын
I'm so proud you mentioned geordies. Newcastle is the greatest city in engand much love from your Geordie fan.
@RobertHeslop Жыл бұрын
Also from Newcastle and I agree with you mate
@neilpowis7488 Жыл бұрын
I see 90% of KBs viewers and commenters are proud Gordies! Who 'd have guessed!
@BillyRockets-dn8ov Жыл бұрын
Don't mistake them for the Smorgies though, they are different people.
@steddie4514 Жыл бұрын
@@BillyRockets-dn8ovOr Bogies cos that snot right either 🤪
@MorrisseyMuse Жыл бұрын
@@BillyRockets-dn8ov*Smoggies
@BillyRockets-dn8ov Жыл бұрын
@@MorrisseyMuse If Geordies are Gordies, then Smoggies are Smorgies :)
@BillyRockets-dn8ov Жыл бұрын
@@steddie4514 It was a joke :D
@ayygeordiee11 ай бұрын
I'm from Newcastle and this sketch gets me everytime 😂
@bobbyshaftowenttosea5410 Жыл бұрын
Wye-Aye man I admit , I may have exaggerated to Brian, 'wor fellow Geordie's importance to the history and culture of the UK. Nee harm dun like, 'wor's all Geordies at heart!!
@nessiferum6200 Жыл бұрын
It's funny because it's kinda true. I'm a bit posh from West London and when I was younger northerners were viewed as some sort of alien species who should be mocked and avoided at all costs, but no one quite knew why. Looking back now it was stupid and horrible and I'm glad I moved away, I'm in the midlands now and we're pretty much ambivalent about the north and south equally.
@Cheepchipsable Жыл бұрын
There was a story from WW2 when a city kid was sent to the country to get away from the bombings. He came in screaming to the family one day because he saw a monster...turns out it was a cow...
@adammccabe640 Жыл бұрын
West Kensington (poor bit though lol)
@AlBarzUK Жыл бұрын
Since I’ve been living in the West Midlands, I’ve heard southerners referred to in less than glowing terms. “Different species”, “not normal”, “them’s weird dowern there”, “they ay like us”, and sometimes someone will say “I got to go to that London, wish me luck”.
@dylanmurphy9389 Жыл бұрын
I met a southerner once, nice guy. His blood tasted delicious
@vilebrequin6923 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@JustinSawyer-ji5wm Жыл бұрын
I met a northern fella once. I didn't bother... too bitter and salty...
@SpartasEdge Жыл бұрын
I met a northener once. He liked tasting blood for some reason...🤷
@steddie4514 Жыл бұрын
Me too. He just melted! 🤪
@jacquelinepearson2288 Жыл бұрын
Northerners refers to anyone from the North of England, but not just Newcastle and the area below the Scottish Borders. Northern England covers a much larger area - including Manchester, Liverpool, in the West, and North Yorkshire in the East. It also includes Cheshire and parts of Derbyshire There are some other Catherine Tate videos featuring this character which are worth watching.
@garethm3242 Жыл бұрын
Although I'm not from there (I'm from N Ireland) I spent a year in South Yourkshire (Sheffield) and everyone there considered themselves very much Northerners.
@Cheepchipsable Жыл бұрын
He should watch some Rab C Nesbitt.
@theotherside82585 ай бұрын
the 'larger area' places are really the midlands area that likes to call itself north but delusional
@jtevanz Жыл бұрын
03:03 When the dog reacts to the door bell in the video 🤣
@rossstat3444 Жыл бұрын
as someone who is proudly from the northeast (I'm a Pit Yakker though not Geordie) I love this sketch so funny! The family off Benidorm are Mancunian (fake Norther's HA)
@AdeboFunkyVoodoo Жыл бұрын
Anything south of Leeds, is the midlands.
@wullaballoo2642 Жыл бұрын
@@AdeboFunkyVoodoo The midlands is the fucking midlands, the north isn't just scotlands arse you know
@ruthfoley2580 Жыл бұрын
WHO YOU CALLING FAKE? 🤣
@raymondmartin3188 ай бұрын
It's a great spoof on both..... North and South...it remains essential self depreciation British Humour...
@samuelluttrell-henshaw2322 Жыл бұрын
English cities and their people’s names: Newcastle- Geordie Manchester (me!)- Manc Liverpool- Scouse Birmingham- Brummy Outskirts of London- Cockney Swear we need our own dictionary xD Love your channel keep it up!!
@deanmartin7376 ай бұрын
Geordie here from newcastle Yes this is hilarious pet! The language or accent seems to change a lot but this was spot on.
@j9lorna Жыл бұрын
A lot of call centres moved to Newcastle because the accent is warm and friendly. I'm a manc but I'd have to agree, it's very melodic.
@theotherside8258 Жыл бұрын
Southerners wanted a wall to keep the geordies out. We built it for them , all round London, then filled it full of water
@robertobrien5709 Жыл бұрын
Geordie is just one among many species of northerner.
@sandybeach1239 ай бұрын
I love the over-the-top delivery and reactions of Mummy and her kids within all the Aga Saga Woman skits.
@martinreed5964 Жыл бұрын
she does another one with a picnic....so close to the truth
@Gazzzz1 Жыл бұрын
The second pronunciation you said is right for one northern city.Newcastle and the town across the bridge.Gateshead
@FreethoughtsOnline Жыл бұрын
I would recommend a couple of episodes of 'Auf Wiedersehen Pet' for an intro to a group of Geordie brickie's working in Germany.
@leboeuf05 Жыл бұрын
as a londoner, anything past watford is considered up north.
@edix1673 Жыл бұрын
As a Geordie, anything south of the Tyne is The South. London is just France pretending to speak English.
@liambromley7062 Жыл бұрын
So just ignore the middle of the country is midlands. 😂 Scottish border to Birmingham north, there to Northampton midlands, there to the channel south
@rogc1972Ай бұрын
Anyone further south than Hartlepool is a Cockney😂
@Robbie_27 Жыл бұрын
I lived out side of Newcastle once I could not understand a word of some the local people they have a translation book from English to Geordie slang 😂
@davidsmith7653 Жыл бұрын
Pfft,that's nowt lad. I moved from London to Aberdeenshire where they spik Doric and I still cannae understand more than half what my neighbour says after 11 years here.
@peterc.1618 Жыл бұрын
The way the mother says Sunderland makes it sound like it's a different country (which for her I suppose it is). 😀
@rickb.4168 Жыл бұрын
Geordie (Jaw Dee) is only people from Newcastle.
@paulcasey548611 ай бұрын
I live on the wirral, near liverpool, and went to tewkesbury near gloucester, and you would think we were from a different country, we had to talk really slow so they could understand a word we said, trying to get some ham in morrison,s was a joke but fun at the same time.
@LAGoodz Жыл бұрын
Geordies are from the City of Newcastle area. There’s tons of different accents in Northern England and each region have their own quirks, customs and food. It’s not just a North/South England characterisation, it’s way more complex! 😉
@kumasenlac5504 Жыл бұрын
It's pretty universal for a couple of reasons - Britain was a really good place to settle (invade) and until the 1840s most people had never been more than ten miles from their home. So regional (and local) accents, cuisine and vocabularies took root - enabling a whole pantheon of suspicions, prejudices and jealousies to grow, allowing almost everyone to have someone else to look down on...
@vinniedixon1140 Жыл бұрын
I'm a northener from Teesside where we're known as smoggies
@ruthfoley2580 Жыл бұрын
Not all us Northerners are Geordies.
@nathandc2669 Жыл бұрын
Yes you are, dont lie lad 😂
@ruthfoley2580 Жыл бұрын
@@nathandc2669 Lad? 😆
@Picnicl Жыл бұрын
Whilst some large places in the north have negative connotations, particularly for being parsimonious or reverse snobs (or, in some cases, to a lesser extent, Hyacinth Bouquet-style snobs), Newcastle pretty much avoids any seriously negative connotations, unless you count a probably on average overstated reputation for liking drinking and football as some. It is cosmopolitan and educated enough to not be purely defined by the industrial aspects of its past and its friendly sounding accent generally has little or no detectable underlying alternative motive/modus operandum to it. As a result, it's the perfect target for blinkered Southern horror in this sketch. (n.b. Newcastle doesn't meaningfully resemble Viz either). And, yes, Northerners can be just as - or more - blinkered about Southerners.
@adamjames5027 Жыл бұрын
I’ve met Catherine Tate she’s a lovely person
@saucyjack6387 Жыл бұрын
I spy some Yorkshire Tea...good choice!
@vinniedixon1140 Жыл бұрын
Tea doesn't grow in England so why the call it Yorkshire tea is beyond me 😂
@wullaballoo2642 Жыл бұрын
@@vinniedixon1140 Because it was originally a blend of tea made in yorkshire for the local water
@j9lorna Жыл бұрын
Northerner on the underground is a great clip too
@mrsiborg Жыл бұрын
We have electricity and roads in the north now, soon we'll have running water!
@UKFunfairsTV Жыл бұрын
I had to watch this in a school assembly here in the UK, never would I think u would be reacting to it 😂👍🏻
@barrypoulton6515 Жыл бұрын
Is that a box of Yorkshire Tea on your desk?
@paulwright6610 Жыл бұрын
Am not a Geordie, am from a bit further south in Teesside (a Smoggy). When I was in the gulf during op Granby/Desert Storm as part of the RAF Support Helicopter Force, attached to the 4th Battalian Desert Rats. I and an Geordie lad I was working with, stopped off at a USAF encampment for some scran, on our way to Kuwait. Got chatting with some of the USAF lads... They said, "we didn't know there were any Australians here"... We responded with, "What do you.mean Australians"... The said, "Well the accent and the kangaroo on your arm".... We informed them it was not a kangaroo bit a desert rat and the accent is North East England... 🤣😅😆
@vinniedixon1140 Жыл бұрын
I'm a Smoggy too
@theotherside8258 Жыл бұрын
got mistaken for welsh too
@paulwright6610 Жыл бұрын
@@theotherside8258 when I moved down to Bath, someone doing a survey in Sainsbury's asked where in Wales I was from?
@theotherside8258 Жыл бұрын
@@paulwright6610 Somebody i worked with asked me to draw a map to show her where wales was
@paulwright6610 Жыл бұрын
@theotherside8258 I spent a day training some new staff at work. At the end of the day one of the lasses, a Romanian lady, said, "Thank-you Paul, I feel a lot more confident about the job now, but, can I ask, how long have you lived in England"? Toller her, all my life, she asked, "Seriously, how long"? I told her I was born here, she told me she didn't understand half of the things I said. God help her if she'd heard me when I first moved down here 16 years ago...
@AutoAlligator Жыл бұрын
Posh people are nuts in England lol! :D
@kloppskalli6 ай бұрын
I think he missed a subtle joke there as Sunderland isn't any further north than Newcastle ... I only found out coz I checked the map :)
@hellypoppy573912 күн бұрын
The north of England contains many accents. Geordie (pronounced like george without DIE on the end not GE accents are found in the north-east of England
@SpartasEdge Жыл бұрын
0:53 Geordies (pronounced Jordies), does not refer to all northeners, just one's from Newcastle specifically.
@cynthiaschultheis16607 ай бұрын
KATHERINE TATE IS COMEDY GENIUS!!!👍🏼👍🏼❤❤
@martinhunter5548 Жыл бұрын
Geordie here 👍 (Jordy) Great channel
@watchreadplayretro Жыл бұрын
Oh a nice return to Catherine Tate! Cheers KB!
@johncartwright8154 Жыл бұрын
I had an exhibition set-up to supply graphics for in South Shields, which is somewhat north of 'Sunder-Land'. When up there I had to pretend I was slightly deaf so the customers I was dealing with would speak slowly to save me the embarrassment of me hardly understanding a word.
@Leon-zc4ef Жыл бұрын
I live in the North of England and have lots of friends in the South. This is 100% accuate.
@JC-gm3zs Жыл бұрын
More nonsense. I'm a Londoner, nearly 70 years old. I've known and worked with people from all over the UK, the North, Midlands, etc. They are no better or worse than us. You'll find good and bad everywhere.
@rogc1972Ай бұрын
Oh dear. Dont make the geordies mistake. Within 30 miles of where I live you have Geordies,Makems, Sand Dancers, Smoggy, wooly backs. Geordies - Newcastle, Makems Sunderland, Sand dancers - South Shields, Smoggies - Middlesborough, wooly backs - consett. Don't make the Geordies mistake 😂
@gap9992 Жыл бұрын
I live in London but was born in Sunderland many moons ago and still support the mighty Black Cats! At one match the young lad next to me chatted away - I was too embarrassed to tell him I couldn't understand a word he was saying ! lol
@AdeboFunkyVoodoo Жыл бұрын
So you're not a geordie but a filthy makem.
@ianoo23 Жыл бұрын
Live in Essex, born in South Shields, grew up in Tyne and Wear and I too am a black cats fan Hawaythelads ❤
@spooony2714 Жыл бұрын
Toon Toon, Black and White Army! 🖤🤍🖤🤍
@ianoo23 Жыл бұрын
@@spooony2714 where do you predict you’ll finish in the league this season?
@spooony2714 Жыл бұрын
@@ianoo23 not sure, it’ll be hard to get top 4 again, but I reckon maybe top 6 or 7
@garymolloy3575 Жыл бұрын
Mate you f-up calling northern Geordie haha have fun reading them there comments.
@lewisjones2825 Жыл бұрын
The Geordie accent has some Viking influence, and some Welsh from the coal-miners
@jamesdawson2393 Жыл бұрын
The gooseberry and cinnamon yoghurt is a good one lol and the egg & spoon race
@dimarbruskas6477 Жыл бұрын
short & sweet, fantastic watch- love the initial pronounciation XD
@atiminthailand4531 Жыл бұрын
Geordies come from Newcastle like. Brummies are from Birmingham, That's the start of the northern accents. Johny Vegas is from Lancashire which is really North next to Yorkshire which is where the sun scorched nanna and Mel come from.
@breakaleg8471 Жыл бұрын
I love the Geordie accent, have listened to Shagged Married Annoyed for nearly two years and so frequently hear the accent
@barriehull7076 Жыл бұрын
The Scots would argue anyone not in Scotland are from the south.
@lawrencegt2229 Жыл бұрын
I hope you can find the whole set of these - especially "Yoghurt picnic". Then onto Harry Enfield's "I saw you coming" sketches - more insufferably posh plints.
@joshcrawford4076 Жыл бұрын
Boomers got Yorkshire tea on the desk 😉
@someofeverything886 Жыл бұрын
No no no my bro, the North of England is a massive place with many cities and towns and a geordie is a likkke spec on the map my friend, also a geordie is typically someone from the North East of England 👍🏻❤🙌
@markmark63 Жыл бұрын
My favourite Catherine Tate Show skit is the one with Nan & Peter Kay.
@mariaantoniou1693 Жыл бұрын
Geordies are from Newcastle....in general, people from the North of England are called Northeners, but most towns inhabitants have nicknames, like liverpool are scousers, Birmingam are Brummies, Black Country are Yam Yams etc. ..i have no idea why we do it though, lol
@anthonycunningham8116 Жыл бұрын
Birmingham isnt in the North of England though....
@mariaantoniou1693 Жыл бұрын
@@anthonycunningham8116 I never said it was. If you read my comment I used the phrase "but most towns" meaning exactly that...most towns, therefore not restricted to the North.
@casinoclown5502 Жыл бұрын
Geordies are northerners but only from a place called Newcastle
@uppyraptor49 Жыл бұрын
Northerners are north of nottingham
@ianoo23 Жыл бұрын
Geordies are from the North east of England (Newcastle area) but there are other terms depending on towns and cities… Sunderland in the north east are Mackems, Liverpool in the north west are scousers and loads more
@scottsaunders5087 Жыл бұрын
Gooseberry cinnamon yogurt type that in and Catherine you won’t regret it!
@robertmarlow255 Жыл бұрын
Back then no one questioned a Geordie's moral compass; that's why it was funny ... then!
@tonydakin2767 Жыл бұрын
In my part of Northern England we have Jam Eaters (Workington), Marrah's (Whitehaven), Sheep Shaggers (Millom). Those from the North East are usually called Geordies but that's not strictly true. You are a Geordie if you hail from Newcastle Upon Tyne but if you came from South Shields you're a Sand Dancer, From Sunderland (Maccum), Middlesborough (Smog Monster / Smoggy) or Hartlepool (Monkey Hanger). There are many more but that will give you plenty to be going on with for now.
@chrisjones7236 Жыл бұрын
The story behind the monkey is bloody hilarious. Not for the monkey obviously
@penishazelton8321 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, please do her "posh family"(series)... you'll really love them.!!! The hilarious one is the goosbury yogurt one.!!!
@ajorngjdonaydbr Жыл бұрын
Jill Halfpenny, God I fancied her (had a crush) back in the day 😍
@Kissameassa538 Жыл бұрын
I am from Newcastle and I do not feel that she took the piss and meant it. So funny.❤️🇬🇧
@angelaglad8326 Жыл бұрын
my town SUNDERLAND
@annmonaghan4360 Жыл бұрын
Lol, i live 5 miles from Sunderland
@timglennon6814 Жыл бұрын
Never come to Manchester and call someone a Geordie. You have a few choice words said to you. 😁
@petejones8794 ай бұрын
Geordies are specifically from the Newcastle area of Northern England. Not all northerners are from Newcastle
@juliepearey3435 Жыл бұрын
I'm a,Yorkshire lass from the North of England
@anthonyleeming Жыл бұрын
Do the Mash Report sketch about a northerner in London 😂
@borderlands66066 ай бұрын
As London becomes gentrified, regular terraced houses in traditionally poor areas, cost millions. So you have investment bankers living next door to a tube driver who bought his house in the 1960s or 70s. As their bubble gets smaller, you literally get people who walk out their house to the right, but have never gone left. This sketch is sending up that insulated privileged world.
@kevanbodsworth9868 Жыл бұрын
Some dispute but the North begins about Derbyshire,,,,,But Londoners think it is just north of the London ring road,, ExcludingOxford and a few other places,
@rlawrence9838 Жыл бұрын
Geordie (beginning with a j sound like jordan) is just one of many distinct northern dialects...Someone from liverpool or manchester for example is definitely not Geordie yet they are northern.
@Anastasia-oy2zp Жыл бұрын
You gotta do more Little Britain reactions bro😂 nothing beats that show to me
@steveholmes347111 ай бұрын
Gordies are brilliant
@lifeisagame20238 ай бұрын
Geordie is just the area of Newcastle.
@malcolmripley6227 Жыл бұрын
Sharp intake of breathe grouping all us northerners as Geordies!!!! ;-)
@stuartauld3193 Жыл бұрын
You should be so lucky😅😅
@davephilpotphilpot9867 Жыл бұрын
those damn gordies hanging aroud the north doing there gordy things
@wayneeaton9955 Жыл бұрын
Geordie, derived George refers to people from the Northern city of Newcastle. Not sure of the origins of the term.
@cynthiaschultheis1660 Жыл бұрын
KATHERINE TATE SHOW IS HILARIOUS!!!! THE GUY WHO PLAYS IN MANY SKETCHES, CREATED "BENIDORM" and writes some of it, producer.👍👍