Korean Streamers Are Hunting Johnny Somali!

[@asperchu1275]

Keep cranking out those hits! You've been dropping banger after banger my dude. Asperchu is pleased.

[@ItsAGundam]

I am so tired my dude

[@donfrancisco2988]

@@ItsAGundam but we love you my dude

[@JValor]

​@@ItsAGundam Gundam, do you know who Cyraxx is? BTW, what happened to the streams?

[@AzayBae]

@@ItsAGundamEat some tuna and dream of Lady Dimitrescu, Father

[@PubeStache]

​@@JValorCryaxx is a sicko. -Josh Saunders

[@davariusjessup3943]

Johnny: Come catch me. Koreans: Mission accepted.

[@weswolever7477]

👍🇰🇷👍

[@ricardohoang8452]

This is a challenge Johnny will lose hard 😂

[@Khftg]

Somali game

[@lunerlilly]

And mission accomplished.

[@davariusjessup3943]

@@lunerlilly Mission passed. Respect+

[@mantis8856]

he tried to compare Koreans to Japanese. He's not escaping korea

[@Niterayde]

He just thinks they all look the same to him XD he gonna die

[@ghostassassin1107]

Exactly. He done goofed.

[@Netro1992]

They are going to export him to north Korea through the DMZ.

[@Shin_Lona]

I saw some footage of this Korean dude who busted out a flying jump kick... Fuckin' glorious. 😆

[@patrickriarchy6054]

You act as if he knows history. Or literally anything

[@watergate-Wiretapping]

For Korean KZbinrs, Johnny Somali is like a golden goblin. The longer he stays in Korea, the more he will help many KZbinrs grow their assets and become a sandbag for many Koreans

[@billr3053]

Nobody knows what golden goblin means. Or sandbag.

[@user-ht8pn6dv9j]

​​@@billr3053 *Treasure Goblin (from Diablo 3) *punching bag

[@billr3053]

@@user-ht8pn6dv9j Thank you. Gamer reference. “Punching bag” - yeah I sort of got that from context.

[@jaep2495]

he's good for one thing

[@anonymousperson1771]

The Somali Pinata.

[@dyw0330]

Japan: Don’t come Korea: Don’t leave

[@sheerbeauty]

I legit laughed

[@amok630]

Brazil: please come

[@uknow0329]

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[@Kaimine08]

“He’s good content!”

[@CocaineCowboyJones]

Philippines: Tara dito, Kaibigan at tatalupan kita ng buhay

[@mojobag01]

To see Japan and South Korea come together in their loathing of this crack dribble is so heart-warming.

[@ItsAGundam]

The Japanese keep tabs on him that's where I get my info lol

[@fattiger6957]

Johnny is a paragon of peacemaking, washing away hundreds of years of animosity by giving Japan and Korea a common enemy.

[@roxashenry8315]

America, Japan, and South Korea joined forces to give me a early Christmas present this year 😊

[@Netro1992]

​@@fattiger6957 if he keeps this up, Gundam will become just so they can launch him the furthest modern physics will allow.

[@djjeeveslarue3499]

@@mojobag01 crack dribble!!

[@Landmine006]

Guess he doesn't know Korean men are all forced to do military time.

[@Nockgun]

most of asia is military trained (i hate conscription honestly glad for the fact singapore have alternative paths like thailand)

[@user-nn2lv7cm5b]

​@@Nockgun아시아 대부분이 군사훈련 하는게 아닙니다.한국은 북한이 있어서 의무적으로 하는겁니다.일본은 한국과 다릅니다.러시아 중국도 그렇구요.제 아들도 군대에 있어요.왜 미국인이 한국에 와서 한국 아이들까지 협박하고 성희롱 하나요?위안부가 어떤 존재인지 알고 한국을 무시하고 인종차별까지 하고 있어요.

[@Nockgun]

can someone translate

[@inff3rno]

@@user-nn2lv7cm5bThat’s not every American. Yes there are a few special cases out there. But apart from them there’s not many people who are actively discriminatory.

[@xvoidfight1889]

​@user-nn2lv7cm5b guys like him even Americans hate, only between your country and mine he would have likely got shot for his behavior

[@Xenyr_The_Fool]

“Come find me..” as if he ain’t running for the hills the moment they at his door.

[@sagathekawaiikilla]

Try’s to leave the state 😂 but get locked in 😂

[@awakeandwatching953]

hes causing an international incident with Americas most important regional military ally, he reckon they might just lock him up for a few months

[@akira8393]

This would be cool for a movie where the character goes undercover but Johnny is the stereotypical black man😂

[@michaelwills1926]

Irrecoverable adolescent. Seriously wtf is with this toff

[@derealized797]

Next I'd like to see him go to Mexico and do his thing there, throw some insults at cartel members. When that final video leaks he'll get so many views on it.

[@godpigeon]

He did cross a major line. Him "groping" the "comfort woman" statue (with reports he was also spreading baby oil on it) is enough to make the most "live and let live" person go "time for blood".

[@Alberto-wu1mj]

I’ve done some reading on “comfort women” during World War II. He doesn’t think it’s a big deal degrading the memorial statue? How dare he disrespect those victims.

[@bernardrong3374]

if he do that in China, he will get killed

[@PaulieMcCoy]

@@Alberto-wu1mj He'd throw a bitch fit if a St. Floyd statue (which shouldn't even exist) were fucked with, probably.

[@boundlessblade5205]

​@Alberto-wu1mj for real i read that were some that were R's i cant say the word but you know was going on during that time. Perhaps the same thing needs to happen to Johnny for him to understand the meaning of the statue

[@jeffreyskoritowski4114]

He disrespected a statue dedicated to Korean women forced to be prostitutes for Japanese soldiers? He's lucky he's still alive, Koreans don't mess around.

[@brandonperez8977]

He made a huge mistake by insulting a Korean statue that has a very dark story, and now he got Korean IRL streamers, boxers, and ex-veterans chasing him, he's now a punching bag for Korea

[@tian901]

No f ing way

[@marcodarko6941]

GET HIM! I LOVE IT!! 😍

[@andrewgagner2927]

I was stationed in Korea in the mid 90s.... they're the Irish of Asia...you go out looking for trouble, they'll line up to oblige. Hilarious. Ah, the memories.

[@patrickriarchy6054]

He thinks they're playing. They ain't playing.

[@jaanzi4347]

They drink about as much too. Soju is no joke.

[@OnecoinTwofates]

Thank you for your service

[@지크푸리트]

I agreed... 1000% He didn't know Korean people and now he got F. First time i thought is funny now i feel sorry for him, if he got out free Korea people will super upset to government! Now he has no choice go to jail Or more enjoy hunting game until go hospital. :(

[@brianlater511]

For a good show he needs to do this by the defence ministry by seoul garrison. They'd treat him real nice. Even the undercovers are not very undercover. Putting people face down hard into the cement is something they've done more than once. Lots of protestors there...some not peaceful sometimes.

[@Koreamachinery-p8v]

He is banned from leaving Korea and cannot leave the country. The police are conducting a non-custodial investigation. The hunting game has begun again.

[@barrag3463]

Are they going to throw him in Korean Prison?

[@krajicsek13]

​@@barrag3463 He even had drugs on him which in Korea means 10 years of prison

[@manganistDIMITRI]

Nice; so its finally over

[@pikkonama8858]

​@@krajicsek13Is this for real?.. let him rot there

[@markschneider7794]

Its called international hold. It will remain in place until his case is resloved and any scentence handed down is complete. Had a couple soldiers go through this when stationed in korea.

[@leonov7157]

He disrespected their grandmothers that were forced into sex slavery by Japan. He is lucky to be alive.

[@pauljs75]

Is he though? I suspect he's at a place in the world that would resuscitate him in order to have another go. He's now part of the sporting culture that he could only wish to escape by any means.

[@Jay_Baumans_Stuntdouble]

Johnny: I'm Leaving. Korea: You can't leave, I want to play.

[@shubb-niggurath]

😂😂😂

[@icepicjoey]

This needs a pin. 😂

[@WirxawTanev]

You forgot "...a game". I assume it was supposed to be a Saw reference, right?

[@Jay_Baumans_Stuntdouble]

@@WirxawTanev It's actually a reference to a Richard Pryor joke about dogs and post men, but yeah that's a good point too.

[@random_person266]

Johnny: "come and get me" Koreans: "allow us to introduce ourselves"

[@ThatchNetherfold]

Koreans: Allow us to introduce you to our fists and feet.

[@성균관-e5p]

조니 소말리는 13살 소녀상 모욕 뿐 아니라 딥페이크영상, 마약, 성희롱, 공공장소 유사 성행위, 언어폭행, 폭행, 공공질서 파괴, 대통령 조롱 등 법 위반으로 “출국정지” 당했어요. 국회의원들 까지 소송 제기해서 ~ 평생 댓가를 치루게 될것!!

[@entropywinseverything5535]

Thanks for the explanation and glad someone is doing something about this terrible person.

[@Jynx_Splatoon]

Imagine Johnny uniting North & South Korea for the first time in decades because they both simultaneously agree to put aside their differences to beat his ass.

[@Whazzupie]

Sadly North Korea is too insulated to know about this debacle and hates the South too much to care, but throughout history the same principle has existed; enemy of my enemy is my friend.

[@AlvinKazu]

😆!!!!!! Social Media did something good for once.

[@TheDragonfriday]

It actually japan and south Korea since they been beef for long time

[@BenitoCamela-ct9xj]

Imagine they take him to the border of the koreas and they beat him up there 😂😂😂😂

[@leipzigergnom]

North Korean law enforcement probably wouldn't be as merciful with a guy like him.

[@tnt3177]

I am Korean. Johnny said "I am not sorry". Neither I am.

[@tnt3177]

소말리 유튜브채널 2개 날라가고 한국 스티리머가 너를 패면 너가 그렇게 어그로끌어서 달성한 2만 구독자 하루면 달성한다 황금 고블린이야.

[@jaycee330]

Neither are we. I guess you do you, guys.

[@LimitPro1]

​@@jaycee330 who the f*** is we?

[@jaycee330]

@@LimitPro1 "we" is Americans who don't like him either.

[@jbw3118]

Nor quarter none given, Johnny!

[@edudmodnar4661]

Dude became a pokemon in Asia, they are gonna catch him

[@nsl3379]

노노노 피카츄 아닙니다 황금고블린 입니다 ~

[@johncampbell-ur2rr]

Yeah we let American children get away with too much here.

[@georgehouliaras7239]

This guy makes DSP look like Einstein. *Snort*

[@odindarkll3706]

Nothing he could do. Now stop farming kontent... *Snort*

[@djjeeveslarue3499]

If this guy makes DSP look like Einstein.. does that mean Boogie is Oppenheimer?

[@alexg3348]

😂😂🤣🤣

[@keatonthekoopatroopa246]

DSP can actually be funny sometimes while Johnny is only funny if it makes it prison become another man's spouse.

[@reborno-o4498]

Couldn't block, bugged self defense mechanics d00d!

[@djtoxicdhg]

Hes a real life loot box 📦 every time you beat him up you get clout lol

[@아가리파이터-o9q]

여기 고블린의 몸은 종이조각이다. 살짝 건드리면 넘어진다..ㅋㅋ

[@Ghost101]

A certified Loot Goblin

[@Starphoenix]

Clout Pinata

[@d3bugged]

Pick up, then drop Pick up, then drop

[@ClayinSWVA]

And cash via superchats. Technically, you can pay to punch someone over over the internet but it's only valid for this guy.

[@onishizno]

God, I love Koreans!!!

[@TheVoiTube]

His luck is running out... he will need more police protection to stay alive soon.

[@sgt_slobber.7628]

Me too!!!! They are the Asian version of Texans!!!!!;);)

[@Gafield]

감사합니다

[@devangoad]

Roof and other variants highly appreciated

[@missluckypenny]

They make really good shows and movies, love them.

[@Twesion]

Dude hates it when you call out his real name. Ramsey Kahlid Ismael.

[@CavaleiroDasTrevas-0615]

Quick! Pass this information to the Koreans!

[@brockdavid]

Make this spread like wildfire. This brat needs to be corrected, and we need to fix the issues that his parents were too fail to fix

[@a1with-a-kick919]

@@CavaleiroDasTrevas-0615 he's from Phoenix, Arizona per wiki: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Somali

[@Duris87]

@@CavaleiroDasTrevas-0615 I am Korean. I have completed my application.

[@josedorsaith5261]

Well well well

[@Buford_T_Justice1]

South Korea: Now yous can’t leave.

[@aeterna789]

A Bronx Tale reference, nice.

[@Buford_T_Justice1]

@@aeterna789Thank you!

[@rudedudereviews596]

🔥

[@BA11YO]

Quasimodo predicted this.

[@Mas-yo9qq]

And we know where you live. Literally, we got his address.

[@theavatarprincessprime]

Johnny: Come find me. Korean Citizens: Challenge accepted, let the hunting begin. Johnny: *surprised Pikachu*

[@saia8887]

he is not worth a pikachu

[@theavatarprincessprime]

@saia8887 bleakachu.

[@JonTheVGNerd]

Japan and South Korea can agree on one thing: Johnny Somali is a marked man.

[@JDPower-mk3xe]

Korea: I’m not locked in here with you! YOU’RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!!!

[@WaynesWorld12]

Watchmen reference!

[@michaelkneringer3194]

Loved it.

[@RinaRetro]

*This Pleases Me So* 🙏

[@ItsAGundam]

lmao

[@RinaRetro]

@@ItsAGundam Thanks, Gundam! 💙

[@MelRetro]

@@ItsAGundam We Love Your Channel! ❤

[@nitroustommy]

Johnny "International Punching Bag" Soft Salami... 🧐

[@denkerbosu3551]

@@MelRetro Wait, is this your alt?

[@Hwasoonyee]

As a Korean man who served in the military, this is a REAL-TIME 'POKEMON GO' game.

[@azuredream23]

Somali must never heard about the roof top Koreans during the LA riots.

[@SparkShadow212]

He's physically incapable of learning anything.

[@igodreamer7096]

Legend. 1992 was never the same again.

[@killman369547]

@@SparkShadow212 Yup. His head is as empty as Boötes void.

[@rkgaustin]

He's never heard of K-rage either. Roof top Koreans saved their turf in '92 they could save the internet in '24.

[@gerrade71278]

Under appreciated comment right here.

[@jakubkrizka2283]

The wheels of justice turn slowly, but grind exceedingly fine.

[@JB-np2kh]

The Korean guy won’t face any charges, he will most likely be praised

[@motif-one]

He did free already, all friends supported him for free.

[@gjcjf2]

In Korea, there's a saying: “It takes a whole village to raise a child.” This means that even if the child is someone else's, the community cares for and educates them together. Until Somali is reborn as an upright young man, all Korean reserve soldiers will work together to help him. Looking at the current situation, it seems this will take about three years.

[@nsl3379]

ㅋㅋㅋ 완적공감 감옥 가지말고 그냥 한국에 쭉 있자구

[@captainhindsight6994]

It's an african proverb, seems you get parents like johnys all over the world huh

[@TrolltrainForever]

We lost that ability in America.... people become enraged if chastise their crotch goblins

[@Figures_of_Action_Reviews]

Did he forget that the Koreans could drop him off in the Northern portion of that country and act like nothing ever happened.

[@jong2359]

He is basically begging for them to do this to him at this point. It will happen eventually... he is lucky that his pursuers have kept it in the streets thus far.

[@evice]

Sending garbage to a country with nukes that you're in war with doesn't seem like a great idea.

[@MastaBaitaAmbatukam]

North Korea is a separate country from South Korea. There are 2 countries named Korea

[@antonygriffith9048]

Nothing happened and he was never heard of again no idea where he ended up.

[@CleverGirlAAH]

Imagine if that's what started peace talks between the two regions hahaha "Scratch our back, fellas"

[@johntravolta8389]

Johnny: I aint afraid. Koreans: activate search and destroy

[@nunyobidness153]

Happy hunting, Korea! We're all rooting for you!

[@Air7Rhythms]

Just waiting for the "he was such a kind soul" speech from his family

[@CleverGirlAAH]

I'd love to have a celebratory whiskey while watching that speech.

[@Samagachi]

“He din do nuffin”

[@littlehorror1057]

$10 says they will use baby pics for the whole thing.

[@salmagtz7110]

Johnny PLEASE GO TO MEXICO Please, come to my country Come here

[@KandyAzz]

No no no. He should go to Venezuela, they would love him!

[@damselindisarray]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 That's what I'm saying

[@Calmputer0907]

Mexico is a lovely, passionate country

[@orclord5719]

As a American, i denounce Johnny and strongly suggest all American government offical to not support or rescue him.

[@Anonymous-ld7je]

The government should revoke his US passport. A passport is a privilege, not a right. Many criminals aren't allowed to have passports. This guy is an international criminal. So why do we let him use a US passport to go around the world, cause trouble, and make people dislike Americans even more? It's idiotic. His passport should've been revoked months or years ago.

[@PhilosophicallyAmerican]

As THE American, I second this.

[@MimiRAM0NE]

He needs to go back.

[@btsgalaxy5832]

No government can save him now including US in this case.

[@Delete_DeLolz]

BUT HE IS BRITISH NOT AMERICAN

[@BillPeschel]

JS getting hunted by a coordinated group of Korean influencers, broadcast worldwide, and beaten off camera. Sounds like a new episode of "Black Mirror" to me.

[@Olinser]

Netflix has been adapting a lot of Korean cinema lately, this seems like pretty peak cinema to me.

[@patrickriarchy6054]

"beaten off"

[@MarvinPowell1]

No. Black Mirror isn't as crazy, outlandish, or ridiculous as real life 2024.

[@mehallica666]

Squid Game.

[@rcavprojects]

Operation black bear

[@tanegydavida]

Don't misunderstand Koreans. We are more friendly to those who are friendly and more hostile to those who are hostile. All foreigners are welcome and your trip will be safe.

[@naamadossantossilva4736]

Poor guy.Getting arrested for trying to take out the trash.

[@jerryt87]

They probably shook his hand and let him walk out the back.😂

[@MiMi_MoMo]

He’s already out of jail. There was a crowdfund in Korea to pay his legal fees. His KZbin channel is called 유달근TV and he made a new stream thanking everyone for helping him out. The whole country hates Johnny. This won’t end well for him….

[@genshitenson]

At worst that guy will only get a stern talking to. Korean law enforcement & judicial system can be pretty lenient.

[@davidrosensin7985]

@@MiMi_MoMo It's impressive what a bunch of pissed off basement dwelling Koreans can do. And that's not even factoring in all the normal Koreans he pissed off...

[@Vandassar]

@@MiMi_MoMo From what I heard, the dude got a lot of donations from that stream from people thanking him. Dudes basically a celebrity now.

[@Evl_1]

America would be like “No keep him. We don’t want him back”

[@fattiger6957]

Drop him off on the southern side of the DMZ and tell him he can only go north.

[@ShortArmOfGod]

Please. The current admin would trade eichmann and goebbels for him.

[@MarvinPowell1]

@ShortArmOfG Current only for another few months. Trump ain't taking him back, no matter how rich his parents are.

[@akira8393]

Who knows really, maybe kamala would bring him back

[@rosesweetcharlotte]

​@@ShortArmOfGodThey weren't exactly helping him the last time.

[@latt.qcd9221]

South Korea: "We're not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with us"

[@CloneCaptainKeeli]

"Johnny Somali will be hunted down and defeated!" Emperor Gundam, 19BBY

[@noid6621]

Feels like Christmas come early.

[@Loliondo76]

0:55 - Is it just me, or does it look like someone dumped ramen noodles on his head? LOL 🤣

[@Gorrila_Man231]

He definitely have a dumped ramen on his hair LOL 😂😂

[@zorenmaniego5698]

Coincidentally, he also threw noodles at pedestrians while he is at a convenience store.

[@Olinser]

Happy Hunting, Koreabros!

[@전준현-e8q]

We are coming.

[@ricardohoang8452]

Mission accomplished. He got arrested in South Korea

[@cheesecatX222]

후후

[@날개이름]

경찰에 붙잡혀있는게 더 좋을거야 , 황금고블린이란 별명이 붙은거 같은데 ㅎㅎ

[@Chan-zn7wb]

​@@날개이름 'Golden Goblin' What's the significance of this?

[@Auglove]

Johnny's provocation is called the 'Gold Goblin Event' in Korea. The streamer who beat him today was released in the evening, and it was released on live TV I received 10,000 subscribers and 60,000 dollars in donations. Lots of small events that confirmed the huge rewards of the Gold Goblin event The streamers are now looking for him. For your information, Johnny doesn't show up on X on the 31st and via voice chat It also mocked Koreans. The game just started .

[@jorgenjorgensen2739]

He's like a f*cking loot goblin from diablo! 😂

[@Dragonking1984]

So Johnny is like a special event in an MMO & the entire game pop is looking to collect. Let the games begin.

[@sturmtiger7704]

야 고브린같은건 빼줘 도깨비는 한국 상이야.

[@fyrchmyrddin1937]

@@Dragonking1984 For the second episode, Johnny gets put in Korean prison for 6 months. Sadly there won't be livestream, but perhaps security footage can make a few bucks.

[@joedoe7041]

good hunting and god speed

[@kcg1676]

I love that it was South Korea that stood up to him. Every male has to serve in some form of military service. Furthermore, ROK Marines are the most gangster Marines I have personally witnessed in training. Love this damn country.

[@executi84]

Get some!, Ooh-Rah!!✊✊

[@johnlee4798]

한국 해병대로 5년을 복무했던 사람입니다. 미국과의 연합훈련때 미군들 모습, 세계최강국의 해병대답게 멋지고 듬직했습니다. 당신들과 함께 훈련했던 것이 너무나도 좋은 추억입니다. 한국과 한국 해병대를 좋게 기억해주어 고맙습니다.

[@Anonymous-ld7je]

KATUSAs (Korean soldiers attached to the US army) are great too. I didn't have the opportunity to be stationed in Korea when I was in the army, but I knew a lot of guys who were and they all had a lot of good things to say about KATUSAs. Most of them are doing their 18 months of mandatory service, and are not volunteer soldiers, but you couldn't tell the difference. They're proficient and as well trained as any professional soldier. The Korean army is high quality. The US army and veterans like me appreciate our Korean allies a lot, and we are disgusted to see an "American" in Korea behaving like this little scumbag is! Defacing important monuments is surely a crime, among many other things he's done. I hope he gets locked up for a long time.

[@kcg1676]

@ I’m honored by your response. I worry about you and your people. I pray that we elect a president that will bring strength to my flailing country.

[@executi84]

​@@kcg1676 Your brain is also well-trained. I respect you👏

[@oceanmango4987]

Johnny Somali: “Koreans apologize to me!” He’s think that he’s DSP “I did nothing wrong, I did everything correct.”

[@SusanB929]

He on every Korean news channel right now he was on the news serve minutes ago

[@rosesweetcharlotte]

What were they saying about him?

[@slomnim]

The entire country going Battle Royale against one fool. I can't wait to see where else this goes.

[@kozmickitsuneame]

​@@rosesweetcharlotte I'm not an expert on the language or anything but if I had to translate. I'm guessing a couple of people said next time we see him we punch him in Korean lol. 😮😂

[@YOURDADDY2356]

@@rosesweetcharlottesweet things😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bunnycoo5686]

현재 출국금지상태여서 출국을 못합니다. 한국인으로써 그와 더 놀수있어서 행복합니다,

[@sirchadiusmaximusiii]

“Gooood…” - Palpatine voice

[@betabot.]

He doesn't know Korean Government and Police work along with the gangster XD

[@Calmputer0907]

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[@Dkanrjskgkwk522]

Do you know how that Korean KZbinr found John Somali’s location? Johnny Somali was doing a live stream in the early morning, and a pizza box showed up on screen for just 0.3 seconds. Koreans captured that moment, identified the pizza shop, and gathered nearby accommodation information. They passed it along to the KZbinr, who then searched the area and found Johnny Somali. Lol.

[@akira8393]

That's so insane😂

[@bunnycoo5686]

한국 네티즌들의 추적능력은 세계의 탑입니다. 실시간으로 정보를 공유하기때문에 경찰보다 빨라요.

[@marhawkman303]

@@bunnycoo5686 yeah it's basically a neighborhood watch... that use online chat to pass data... and they're Everywhere

[@KissMy2Moons]

@@bunnycoo5686 Idk, I've seen 4chan do faster like 1-3 hours tops

[@h0neym00nl0ve0]

first andrew tate, now johnny somali, all thanks to the pizza🙏🍕🙏

[@snafuthegreat]

Johnny: Come and find me! I dare you! South Korea: Now youse can't leave.

[@bunnycoo5686]

Koreans love you. Please don't leave Korea. Let's have fun playing Hunger Games with Koreans. It will be so much fun.

[@TheMinuteman]

This dude got slapped around by Hashira Rengoku and still acted like he "beat japan" when he had to run away from the other yazuka coming for him.

[@kozmickitsuneame]

@@TheMinuteman The never happened you were actually watching a Japanese film called smack Johnny. Now he's releasing his new Korean film called catch Johnny if you can. Don't worry those people currently kicking the crap out of him right now are all trained actors. Lol 🤣

[@TheMinuteman]

@ oh oh thank the great maker I was worried for a moment

[@Calmputer0907]

心を燃やせ、限界を超えろ!

[@ODUBlue]

God bless the South Korean people. A W for the entire country. Never been more proud.

[@noname-js5uj]

일본 : 다시는 오지 마라! 한국 : 어딜 떠나 갈려고? 중국 : (신비로운 인체 박물관에 박제됨)

[@BlackHeart-B53]

Да, это очень в стиле сомалийских подонков.

[@wills242]

Korea, please handle this for good. You will be celebrated around the world for decades.

[@Buexta]

"Get over the thing with the statue." Says the person who can not get over one single word he misheard. Ironic.

[@denkerbosu3551]

He's a westerner. He forgets monuments are important, and thinks the only history that matters is slavery, but only from one kind to another.

[@FunNHonesty]

I have to respect how stupidly bold he is. He really stands his ground. He tells on himself more than rappers.

[@블레이드-m8b]

한국에서는 시민들 사이에 엄벌주의 성향이 매우 강하기에 좋지 않은 부분이지만 사회적으로 나쁜 일을 일으킨 이들을 추적하고, 협박, 개인정보를 털고 심한 경우 폭행까지 하는 경우가 있다. 다시는 관련 행동을 하지 못하도록 사회적으로 묻어버리는 것이다. 그는 건드리지 말아야 할 것을 건드렸다. 특히 우리의 민족성과 역사를 모욕하는 이는 용서하지 않는다.

[@mattpryokra2245]

Understandable and duly noted my friend ❤

[@PaulieMcCoy]

That ferry with the high school students - didn't the parents find the owner of the company and the ferry owners found dead? 🤔

[@doomergoythehammer3020]

Unfortunately they are a protected class throughout the west.

[@Psykomancer]

Let's hope this is a very severe case

[@justinkaufman495]

제 한국어를 용서해 주세요. 제가 이 언어로 오랫동안 글을 쓰지 않았기 때문입니다. 저는 당신의 나라가 이 행동에 대한 정의를 볼 수 있기를 바랍니다. 이 비참한 변명은 모든 문화를 무시하고 세계를 여행하는 남자입니다. 만약 당신의 나라가 그를 놓아준다면 그는 다른 나라로 날아가서 동시에 그를 놓아준 것에 대해 당신의 나라를 모욕하면서 이런 행동을 계속할 것입니다. 저는 당신의 사람들이 당신의 사람들이 무시받아서는 안 된다는 것을 이해하도록 그를 대하는 것을 권장합니다.

[@user-ertye]

소녀상은 13살 어린 소녀입니다. 어린 나이에 성노리개로 끌려가 고통받은 소녀들을 기리기 위해 세운 거에요. 자기 여동생이 끌려가 저런 고통을 받았다면 저런짓을 할 수 있었을까요?

[@i_like_lemons]

For views? He would. He is a trash with no moral. Of course he would.

[@shanweeboy]

Probably. He's a soulless clout farmer.

[@K-pop-w3w]

소말리는 자기에 돈벌이를 위해 자극적이며, 분노할수있는 주제로 한국 사람들을 테스트하고 있는중 입니다. 그는 이미 사과할 시간을 놓쳤습니다. 곧 소말리에 최후를 보게 될것 입니다.

[@donutbevil9669]

He _would._

[@caelumsong76090]

He's an idiot. He doesn't care. He only cares about getting all the attention. Typical narcissist.

[@Number0nesalesman1997]

1:02 Ironically South Korea has won every war since its establishment in 1948. Not to mention it being a huge military power despite its size. I’d hope he’d know a bit of history behind this nation.

[@Big_Tyrone138]

Johnny needs to go China next and make tianeman square references

[@Troy_nov1965]

Like he is intelligent enough to even know about that.

[@pikkonama8858]

It would be funny if he calls Xi Winnie The Pooh, he wouldn't tolerate that and he will get thrown in labor camps XD

[@mail-p8i]

or wave a tibetan flag around beijing

[@odin13th76]

He probably looks up what not to do vids for whatever country he goes to. Yes China is the next place he said he'd go to, Beijing. Which will only work out slightly better for him (at least for physical attacks) that's if china approves his visa, which they probably won't.

[@송미애-i2r]

천안문 광장에 가서 미친 짓 하다가는 당장 공안들에게 잡혀가서 중국 감옥맛을 볼테지.

[@lennymota4973]

This guy realizes he’s dealing with people who are literally military trained right?

[@elijahherstal776]

Not only that but the guys on US military bases are talking about finding him.

[@amannamedsquid313]

This is Johnny Somali we're talking about here. He is incapable of realizing anything ever.

[@patrickriarchy6054]

Also being called rcist for no reason doesn't phase them.

[@batboy555]

Not only that, but they would have friends in government, police and military. They would find hi.

[@knox7945]

He got KO by a military official recently, scratch that, he got KO by a navy seal!

[@user-du9zf3jj1z]

"Johnny Somali caught more beatings than the US economy" - ItsaGundam 2024

[@AlexKS1992]

Do not mess with Koreans, NVA and VC in the Vietnam War were more afraid of South Korean soldiers than American soldiers.

[@soapa4279]

Given how much they’ve endured during their civil war, not surprised. To the people who don’t know better, don’t let the pretty k pop stars and hospitality fool you.

[@Payday5]

dont forget the rooftop koreans

[@SterileNeutrino]

Why were South Koreans in Vietnam?

[@NerfMaster000]

@@SterileNeutrino 1. To stop communism. 2. To get the US to see them as a valuable ally so they won’t withdraw all their troops so soon.

[@LoganRed-fu2ks]

@@NerfMaster000 Andthey were fuggin badasses too. Like the Americans had to reel them in from crimes lol

[@thomascraiker6449]

One thing troops who deploy to Korea tell me, “Koreans don’t play.”

[@JH-ct2fj]

they play squid games.

[@moonlighthunter5421]

Where’s my popcorn and soda?

[@DamDa_CoM]

What was reported to the Korean police by Somali? 1. obstruction of business 2. drug use and possession 3. Sexual Violence Punishment Law Using Deep Fake Somali can only leave Korea after up to 10 years.

[@akira8393]

Drugs

[@cchan571]

Don't forget when he blasted North Korean songs lol that can add more to his sentence

[@denkerbosu3551]

@@cchan571 HE DID WHAT?! Sent that to the Korean authorities! They'll have somuch material againt him!

[@JNJNRobin1337]

im sure that it can be combined with the crimes done in other countries to extend that

[@Booboodoodooboobo]

Drugs alone carries years of jail

[@KurisuYamato]

Next up: Johnny Somali livestreams crossing the DMZ.

[@Manny082]

Most likely the koreans have blocked access by boat, aircraft or taxis until johnny is tried for public mischief or he tries crossing the DMZ. I honestly hope he tries running to the north koreans.

[@kgjung2310]

Those mines in the DMZ aren't going to go off by themselves.

[@scottwalker8949]

I would so pay to watch him crossing the Z

[@vitameat]

His last livestream...and his best

[@Calmputer0907]

​@@Manny082 Same

[@Danceofmasks]

Japan isn't allowed to have a standing military. Korea conscripts every single man. They are not the same.

[@NV..V]

The Japanese Self Defence Force has almost a quarter of a million men. Its a standing military with a ground, air, and naval arm.

[@Danceofmasks]

@@NV..V shhh. it's a joke

[@blahz7152]

japanese are the shortest people in Asia Koreans are the tallest people in Asia

[@mashitta5969]

japan full of women-like men😂

[@ILLHY]

The average height of Koreans is 174 and the average height of Japanese is 170

[@PandaSingstheGames]

I wish salami would visit Kazakhstan😊

[@mindeatinghat]

Put him in the Buran space shuttle and send him to Venus.

[@Bort-licenseplate]

The way South Korea is handling this, he might not be able to visit anywhere anymore.

[@edgybravo4287]

He's a dumbass but he knows better than that 😂

[@barrybend7189]

Turkmenistan.

[@JavelinAngel1295]

Imagine him in Dagestan.

[@jimm1387]

My dad served in the Vietnam war. He said the toughest guys he ever saw were ROK soldiers.

[@WanArk86]

"Come catch me," Let the Shrimp Game begin 🎉

[@Steve-YT383]

🦐🦐🦐

[@zeronos2844]

Johnny Somali is getting the Deep South Experience lmao

[@koro_gaming8849]

I heard he's in mapo police station. Well ...as far as i know guys from mapo have a lot of power there. Celebrities, rich guys,famous people. Whoever jump him as soon as he came out gonna walk away charge free.

[@아가리파이터-o9q]

전세계를 위해 소말리를 한국에 감금하고 길들일것입니다 세계 평화를 위해~~

[@sheerbeauty]

Bless you! Bless Korea!

[@mattpryokra2245]

Do your very best 😂

[@Alberto-wu1mj]

Long live the Republic of Korea.

[@ridoing9969]

May The Republic of Korea prosper forever!

[@revgregory]

I'm sure if Korea started a GoFundMe to pay for his incarceration they could give him a life sentence and still make a profit.

[@greatbrandini3967]

Somali bringing peace between S Korea and Japan is so wholesome

[@Thomas-o4j1p]

Maybe he try this in North Korea next. See how long he survives that.

[@이프로-e8e]

The girl Somali insulted is a 13-year-old girl. It was built to commemorate the girls who were dragged into sexual slavery at a young age and suffered. Would he have done something like that if his sister had been taken and suffered like that? .

[@zildog]

Somali is going to end up in a 6 x 4.

[@mrlauro9150]

I hope. I hope it's live streamed

[@Anamnesis010]

Let's hope so.

[@goddimmus]

Please.....please God?

[@k10sh1r0]

That's too easy, he's better off rolling like Steven hawking for life.

[@badman5852]

He's going to end up floating.

[@ColinUrBuddy]

The US doesn't claim him. Korea, he's all yours

[@CleverGirlAAH]

I disavow him, as well.

[@fraskf6765]

yep ... create milliobs of people like him and then spread them all over the world. Good old murican culture.

[@johnjung8394]

We Koreans are going to make sure he gets a b down until he transform to a woman

[@pikkonama8858]

Let him come to Saudi Arabia, Philippines, Brazil, Mexico, North Korea. his Black trump card wouldn't work there

[@toxicdragon323]

@@pikkonama8858 Don't forget China too.

[@hjk2639]

As a Korea. Yeah that's not gonna fly with us. Even in Japan the dude in the subway who defended Japan was a Korean dude. We can't stand stupid stuff like this

[@Mac-di1yf]

I wouldn't be surprised if they took him to the demilitarized zone pointed to the other size and said, "you got big fans over there who want to meet you!"

[@nikitalyubashenko8731]

Johnny might not make it out of this one 🤣

[@CoryRwtfyt]

We can only hope.

[@flarestorm9417]

It's almost as if you shouldn't go around poking bears if you don't want to get mauled. I'm not one to call for violence, but we all know he has it coming.

[@kingofsapi]

If he does, you know he's going to gloat all over Kick. And proceed to do his brand of nuisance somewhere else.

[@rosesweetcharlotte]

​@@kingofsapiHow many other places are left? He has tried basically every country that might allow this and it just ends the same

[@kingofsapi]

@@rosesweetcharlotte Not many honestly, though I never thought Israel would have been anywhere near the list of places to pull off his shenanigans. Yet he still managed to do it. Maybe places like Taiwan and Singapore? Thailand, Malaysia, Indonesia and Philippines? I think it would be Very stupid to do so, but surviving Korea might give him that ego boost to do just that. I remember when we thought he was done for good when the police got him in Japan, but he still keeps going like a stubborn roach.

[@장탁-p7v]

The Statue of Peace was made so that our grandmothers would not forget an incident when they were abused for sexual slavery at a younger age than 13 and 12. Insulting it in Korea means he gave up living anymore.

[@zmzmsksk]

이런 귀여운 황금 고블린을 선물해준 미국에 감사를 보냅니다. 이제 많은 한국인들이 이 '선물'을 사람으로 만들기 위해 '물리적인 치료'를 시작할겁니다.

[@Anonymous-ld7je]

Thank you! Be sure to not let him come back to the US until the treatment is completed, please. Take as long as you need.

[@Iloveyounot]

Enjoy the hunt.😂

[@Mehmehmeh746]

Please do not send him back to America, we do not want him.

[@dubuyajay9964]

​@@Iloveyounot 👍

[@RIP2UALL]

Good hunting!

[@Falconlibrary]

Johnny's intelligence is surpassed only by his handsome looks.

[@Patriarchy_69]

😂what?!

[@goodisgood153]

what handsome looks ? lol dudes mid lmao

[@trashman8080]

@@Patriarchy_69 its sarcasm

[@Patriarchy_69]

@@trashman8080 😂what?!!!!!

[@bunnycoo5686]

Korean's ability to track information on the Internet is the world's top. It is faster than the police because it shares information in real time. As long as Somali is in Korea, his location is exposed and shared on social media in real time.

[@tacticalsandwich9149]

Johnny Somali: CoMe FiNd Me Korean Streamers: Bet

[@mongoosevsgt]

even the police were tracking him and was at that location to protect him from locals. lol

[@Fyrecide]

This guy is going to end up unalived and not only will I not care I’ll actually be relieved.

[@yigimusun1297]

조지 소말리의 이빨이 뽑이지않은 이유는 잘 먹어야 많이 맞는 것을 견딜 수 있기 때문이다. 이게 마지막 한국의 따뜻한 마음이다. 소말리는 한국에서 한국남자의 공식적인 사냥감이자 샌드백으로 선정되었다.

[@TARMHeLL]

fucking hell. let the man eat, just to get beat.

[@dubuyajay9964]

🙏

[@darcey6392]

This is one of the funniest comments I've seen. God bless Koreans and good luck on the hunt 😭

[@yigimusun1297]

@@darcey6392 감사합니다. 한국사람은 항상 따뜻한 마음을 가지고 있습니다.

[@blackcat-fr6lu]

why somali still alive then?

[@KingEgyptian]

"I am a formidable enemy." Whoa, Korea better be careful.

[@스라최]

As a Korean I'm happily surprised to find out how Jonny is regarded in the US

[@TheElbowMerchant]

"Remember Johnny Somali?" Goddamnit, Gundam. Thanks for reminding me of his existence! Happy Halloween, everyone.

[@jkkim2895]

소말리아 해적을 잡는데는 한국인이 최고입니다.

[@brittislove]

We are all cheering for you!

[@WayneBraack]

😂😂😂😂. Get him and keep him.

[@Mereologist]

Lol!

[@captainfoxythepiratefox8874]

From a pirate, happy hunting, remember to leave no stone unturned. You'll be surprised on the hiding spots lol.

[@candleproducer]

실제 한국교도소에 소말리아 해적들이 수감되어 있어요 😂😅😂😅

[@LaCazaLP]

Fucking Love based Korea. Always liked Asian Women. But oh Boy, their Dudes are pretty awesome too.