I Found the Best Actor on TikTok

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We all know acting on TikTok is very cool and awesome, and sometimes epic! So I had to make a video about it; and I think you'll agree when I say I have found the best actor on TikTok. Enjoy :)
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[@daynakindermann141]

everyone is freaking out about the extra greeting but ignoring the rest of the video??? I mean the music video at the end?? the wild sponser?? the sexual tension with ants?? this video is a masterpiece

[@stainedbread7945]

don't forget about the lamp

[@Xweetibird]

As someone who is only 30 seconds into the video, this comment has me both apprehensive and intensely craving knowledge

[@maneitzme]

no he forgot the extra greeting. anything but golden.

[@Duckmaster-tw2cd]

And its his birthdayyyayshdb-

[@couchpotato4928]

People will be too upset about the extra greeting to notice anything.

[@kiranaomi3734]

Age got to him, he already forgot that extra greeting.

[@Nathi98]

He forgot the other one too :'(

[@isisbear3498]

Bro I didn't even realize what has the world come to

[@kissesonhigh]

I subscribed for Nothing huh

[@asiaqin4294]

But that indoor boyfriend song made it all worth while :)

[@bingobongo781]

Legit the only reason I subbed, 0/10 unsubbed

[@cucumbersruletheworld]

*THAT ONE TIME HE DIDNT GIVE US A GREETING....IVE FOUND IT AFTER ALL THESE YEARS*

[@cinderthesansfangirl3574]

cucumbers dont rule the world

[@alaizahr1]

@@cinderthesansfangirl3574 but what if they do?

[@SubPriestPepsi]

cucumbers are cringe ngl

[@bradentheman1373]

cucumbers are nasty, sorry man

[@sophiaelvis6048]

i was looking for this commets

[@KorakiPetrov]

Anyone else died at Kurt’s coveted middle smirk 💀

[@beebop5040]

I've watched this video about 100 times and it still gets me😭

[@ava1216]

I CACKLED

[@kathrynwright9588]

its so fucking funny every time

[@Hampster_lol]

@@beebop5040I seen this video too many times

[@IvysWhackedWonderland]

c:

[@WoodenRose16]

He’s seen a bugs life, now he wants a bug wife.

[@elsie384]

YES this comment is underrated

[@MR-fm2nh]

1000th like

[@Michael-jq5pf]

Stoooopppppp

[@tropicalcandyland6266]

Lmaooo

[@ringodoodles490]

Oh my god..

[@metaloopa6907]

*”Where is my extra greeting?”, The Kurtis town citizens asked calmly.*

[@hobijooh7397]

HaRrY pAttA dId yA pUt yA NaMe in tHe gOblEt of fAyaaAAH?- CALMLY

[@TPNsBiggestFan]

@@hobijooh7397 *calmly*

[@nicolelewis5237]

Ho!ding pitchforks and torches while patiently waiting for a reasonable answer.

[@nopenottoday734]

I agree completely

[@romi6885]

@Isabella Batka calmly 👹👹

[@Stinky_malinky]

5:50 the middle smirk got me 💀

[@IvysWhackedWonderland]

c:

[@nobody5333]

:>

[@AceJackWagon885]

Kurtis: "It would be a sad life to stay inside all day." Me: *YES PLEASE*

[@negligible_reality]

fr omg. Kurtis was like "omg wouldn't it suck to stay inside and never leave your house?!" and I felt like I had just been slapped across my fucking face because that's literally my dream life! 💀

[@blue4155]

the fact that you can actually say this after living through the lockdowns 😭😭

[@someoneunknown7655]

How quickly people forget the past

[@bangtanbois415]

POV: you're an ant crying while leaving kurtis's house because he didn't do the extra greeting.

[@canuzzi]

He is to old now, to do extra greetings.

[@exosproudmamabear558]

@@canuzzi You never too old to do extra greetings.

[@lenzoproductions]

@@exosproudmamabear558 Exactly. Kurtistown is a place of comfort. The extra greeting shows that Kurtis cares about us.

[@sabshilli7002]

Don’t worry, I’m sure the apology video will come out soon.

[@lenzoproductions]

@@sabshilli7002 He will bring what the citizens want. He always does.

[@saltyysnails]

kurtis, who didn’t do the extra greeting: i’m not changing for SHIT

[@hidden_jem_]

The diaper stays ON

[@thekarlshow_tm]

As a theater kid, I am offended to be put on the same level as pov tiktoks 😔

[@heathercrumbl3334]

FR SAAAAME

[@ianluk8855]

Same

[@Sleepdeprivedkitty]

Too bad. Fuck theater kids I bet you're a cool one tho

[@acid3771]

FOR REAL

[@bunnened...2913]

Real

[@unsatisfied_with_my_servic8538]

I quite like the lamp that you added it really added some more interest to the scene. It also lit you up from the back and it really centered you which was also really cool! The design of the lamp could improve either making is gold colored or silver maybe grey or you could put maybe a green plant or design to pull it all together. Overall I like the lamp and it defiantly added more interest to your video! :)

[@marlowcram7068]

I found the only person who actually answered his question instead of complaining about the forgotten extra greeting

[@themainevent381]

Fellas, if your girl: Has two thingies, Has a wagon in the back, And has six legs, She's not your girl. She's jordys

[@mau6068]

Why is there no comments 😂 now there’s one

[@sxpphs]

Jordy stole mam gorll. If you have seen her, she is 2cm long and is thikkk. 😭😪

[@junosbitch]

Fellas, if your girl is a member of the genus Linepithema humile, that’s not your girl. She’s Jordy’s

[@iatemycat5320]

Wait....females ants have 2 private parts-? Holy shit-

[@andrewoxford1322]

@@iatemycat5320 he meant antenna prolly

[@tsekuuu]

POV: you're Kurtis Conner and seeing every citizen of Kurtistown is leaving because you forgot *extra greeting*

[@notyounolu]

tøp uwu citizens lets gather our torches and pitchforks, we won’t stand for this 😔🤘🏽

[@meremustdie9762]

Thando Simelane i agree i am grabbing my *forks*

[@xxxiatetheturtlesorrymomxx314]

Am sharpening my knife now

[@Anonymous-jv5hq]

What the fuck is with the extra greeting?

[@luatv8165]

The middle smirk really got me Lmaooo

[@_kiwari_]

Is an indoor boyfriend like an indoor cat? Imagine, “My indoor boyfriend’s been trying to escape lately,I don’t know why he wants to go outside so much!” “Really?Mine is better than,like, a year ago,he tries to leave less.” “I found mine on the porch,he’s been trying to leave through the window🙄!”

[@noahdaanimalguy7673]

“My indoor boyfriend got out, killed the local wild life, and got ran over”

[@finn3935]

there was no extra greeting kurtis, you call yourself a mayor? this is the first time a politician has ever broken their promise.

[@mrendo5593]

some girl an extra greeting was to only thing stable in my life

[@temperature4984]

I kept replaying the beginning thinking it was gonna happen but it never did

[@scottishrebeljo8158]

I was about to go look, I thought I had gone insane and missed it!

[@yaboidannydevito7810]

This is unacceptable!!! Kurtis explain yourself

[@natbrown7012]

I really want to like this but I can't mess up the number

[@mm_203]

Kurtis: “I’m not changing shit” also kurtis: *no extra greeting*

[@tdawg6365]

Do you think we’ll get an extra extra greeting in the next video?

[@Karina-uy1jr]

T Dawg hopefully 😥

[@jovenjota4821]

Fucking asshole

[@coltonbates629]

Also has a lamp now

[@dorothyscheines3194]

KURTIS!!!!!!! I WAS PROMISED NOT ONE BUT 2 GREETINGS I HAVE NOT GROTE

[@bell4898]

This is one of the funniest videos Kurtis has ever posted. I always come back from time to time when I need a good laugh.

[@WONDERBOIY]

SAAAAME

[@isabellarocks6522]

As someone who has autism and struggles with keeping eye contact, Jordy's tiktoks make me want to NEVER look at people..

[@loveemily1589]

Conspiracy theory: He's the indoor boyfriend because his girlfriend knows going outside is too dangerous....... he just can't resist those sexy thicc outdoor ants

[@himaragamage6400]

Valid

[@reandezine]

420 likes hell yeah

[@wowimstillalive5878]

I feel like i always read the comments before I finish the video and get so confused haha

[@juliadrake8878]

Reading this before seeing the video is... quite a trip

[@kyo-kv2xh]

🥴🥵 thiqq nyah

[@mynamesimm]

“I don’t wanna make fun of him... BUT” *-Proceeds to make a whole song making fun of him-*

[@jessespicer6036]

The song was literally beautiful we need a whole album

[@magicdawn1973]

Hah! I was an indoor husband for the few months I was married. Exactly the same as the way the song portrayed it. Didn't realize I'd be so painfully triggered by a joke :') Don't let your partner manipulate you into letting them openly cheat while neglecting you. I'm glad I eacaped.

[@thebiggerkirb974]

Bro this is literally perfect. This was the first kurtis video I ever saw, and then then subbed and got the extra greeting

[@Angelina-pr5hl]

Kurtis: No extra greeting Me: Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

[@jakobsin8414]

I subscribed for nothing! My life is a lie!

[@auxtomates3757]

😭😖😣😢🤬💔

[@Vivicci.x]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@jambgarn5695]

Elevator Girl I was wondering

[@h7672]

BUT WE GOT A SONG

[@hannahsanchez7622]

“the coveted middle smirk” that is funniest thing u will ever say

[@riel8428]

Original, never done before, spectacular, absolutely stupendous, once in a life time...

[@slaisk1405]

It's so rare for comedy creators to make me even smile and you make me laugh hard I love your channel

[@Inconsistance_]

Just remember, this man makes these scary videos then sits down with a straight face, edits it, posts it, and continues his night

[@yannahpeeps2002]

“Damn girl what that thorax do” -Kurtis Conner 2020

[@margosfeet404]

I'm crying

[@miwitistic]

“Middle smirk” . . V

[@thatoneinternetguy9258]

The coveted middle smirk = • • V

[@islabee94]

That was so fucking funny

[@stupidass69420]

. . |

[@superfan364]

*=v=*

[@Buzzzy-bee]

Minnie Mouse but worse ^

[@duggyrulz85]

coveted middle smirk has now been screenshotted and added to core memories

[@RainCloud_24]

8:22 I GOT A BUG SPRAY AD OMG THE TIMING COULD NOT HAVE BEEN BETTER 😭😭😭😭

[@speccysquaregolike9629]

"the coveted middle smirk" 👁u👁

[@Percy.404]

My favorite comment in this video

[@blixer4775]

or οцο

[@skaisathedutchie7003]

Autumn foxx Oh that’s the upside down smirk

[@_rhea.b_1305]

That was my fave part of the vid

[@samthegarbageman2876]

Kaede Akamastu hows it hanging

[@mackenzie__]

Kurtis: “I’m not changing for sh*t” Also Kurtis: *no extra greeting*

[@hiimjames6215]

I can't even enjoy the video with no greeting

[@tdawg6365]

FOLKS

[@corbenwegman6999]

His extra greeting are so goo it so sad

[@MrFletout]

You guys really care about the greeting? Yawn, just get the funny stuff

[@cosmicberry6096]

@T Dawg 👏

[@leifsilva4816]

Why hasn't Kurtis become a Jedi yet? If his birthday is on May 4th he's a star wars child.

[@khloeratzlaff]

“The covered middle smirk” oh my fucking lord💀💀

[@dilia12ulloa93]

Kurtis: theater kids are anoying... Also Kurtis: goes full theater kid at the end

[@eden_curtiss9383]

lmaooo

[@bee-ke9ek]

Not all theatre kids are trashboi garbagemen! That’s just me!

[@emmarombold2489]

the song kinda sounds like a showtune 👀 lmao

[@Lisa-gl7rc]

Emma Rombold lmao I thought about that

[@grapes2268]

POV: you're a person standing infront of Kurtis and he's just talking to you but you're kinda sad cause he forgot the extra greeting

[@tylkoniejulka6629]

i think the intros are just going to be different now. he said a few videos ago he was tired of saying the extra greeting thing

[@excrementalcrisis234]

I’m crying. I needed that extra greeting.

[@excrementalcrisis234]

Mackenzie Kruger thank you for your extra greeting :’)

[@tiredzei]

:(

[@mii4306]

julia no no no that can’t happen

[@___OanonymousO___]

POV: you subscribe so you can get an extra greeting but it gets forgotten and now you have fallen into a deep depression

[@InNeedOfMentalHelp-qb4ky]

Wait, why do I want like a full album for Kurtis? I love his diss tracks and everything else. 😂 indoor boyfriend song slapped

[@hbombscantling7722]

Indoor boyfriend may be sad, but what about outdoor boyfriend sleeping under her porch and crying because he can never go inside

[@a-c-2001]

HBOMB Scantling needs a duet I think

[@maitreyeenabar1754]

Wait but what if it rains and shit

[@nathalie4732]

indoor boyfriend really won with this quarantine tho

[@Kitkat-vj1yu]

Homeboy must stink.

[@najnis3174]

@@Kitkat-vj1yu *it's ok tho because she likes the extra spice*

[@kirbyvanwyngarden4614]

The middle smirk is SO underrated

[@GreatTasteMurder]

IKR! my drink spilled because of that🔫🌹

[@ari_archer]

•v•

[@box_full_of_ink958]

👁️u👁️

[@FareedKhan-xs9nj]

IT TOOK ME OUTTTT SJNSJSBSGDHA

[@ART3MISS_]

NOT THE MIDDLE SMIRK- 😭

[@elisa-ny3kd]

That was the most beautiful song… brought tears to my eyes

[@StarGuardianKassadin]

Kurtis making fun of theater kids and releasing the most musical theatre song ever 15 minutes later is so fucking funny

[@mimigrace0907]

*Kurtis doesn't do an extra greeting* the world is actually ending

[@corvus3835]

"it's not the end of the world"

[@arsonleblanc2005]

My day is ruined and my disappointment is immeasurable

[@laskwkxkwkd]

#kurtisconnerisoverparty

[@laskwkxkwkd]

Lol jk jk...

[@melinalopez8367]

chill

[@PatchworkRose567]

POV: You’re lying in bed having a silent breakdown over Krutis forgetting about giving you your second greeting.

[@guesswhat-chickenbutt]

Krutis Lmao

[@husband-of-chinggis]

Krutis

[@DarkShadic9632]

You took that joke from the Baby Geniuses video too seriously. *”words I forgot* my nickname would be Krut.”

[@superstellarhere]

Krutis? Krut it out!

[@TacoStewMan78]

Who's krutis??

[@gay.0mens]

Jordy is quite literally the human embodiment of a Thomas Sanders character

[@jweaver9089]

i think that the lamp is the most awe-inspiring thing ever and it brought me to tears. and it is green. green is cool.

[@CountDogula7]

POV: you’re crying in the shower and unsubbing because there was no extra greeting

[@linalina69000]

Oml didn't even notice oop-

[@haleyhuber8370]

We need and extra extra greeting next time

[@ndumisomsomi9053]

I knew something was off!!!!!!!!

[@linalina69000]

Kurtis reading this comment like: fu-

[@irvingf.8769]

We need an apology video

[@lindsayjanae]

POV: you’re a citizen of kurtistown and your day is ruined because the mayor forgot to give you an extra greeting

[@liberty3542]

🥺😭😭😭

[@Liv_shoe]

“I’m not changing for shit” why you lying Kurtis. I might prioritise my role as Greg.

[@Spooky_l3xxi]

And you have to be nice because it's the law

[@buggiie]

day = ruined, heart = shattered 💔💔💔

[@worldwidehandsome7084]

feeling kinda scammed rn...

[@sofiamariadeane6400]

been watching the video to get out of the Little Sad and after watching 13 minutes w a straight face, Baby youre a firework made my day

[@evareynolds5140]

when he's talking about the indoor boyfriend thing is so funny to me, cause i just saw the video with the indoor boyfriend merch XD

[@bigstanky115]

I LOST it when he went for the middle smirk

[@blizzard_the_seal9863]

Big Stanky ikr

[@truevamp9857]

You lost what

[@pietrasteglich-7634]

IKR

[@quinn4619]

Wholesome Libtard it

[@jess-kn1bg]

kurtis: owo

[@him1517]

“Aunt like your moms sister” how does that make it better Kurtis

[@AllHailTheKang]

It’s a human,

[@buzzfeedhater]

Between Alabama and zoophilia,

[@garfield8mybrain356]

Yeeyee

[@moved.6963]

@@buzzfeedhater I prefer Alabama over beastiality

[@mackenzie8905]

because then they'd be blood related

[@fuckgandor]

who keeps telling these men we want them they have got far too much confidence and i can't take these tiktoks anymore

[@theoneandonlyintrovert8874]

I’m sick and without the extra greeting i took a turn and combust and instantly died, making my cat VERY sad

[@sapphiredup9932]

Therapist: middle smirk Kurtis can’t hurt you Middle smirk Kurtis: 👁 v 👁

[@emmajinthetardis]

Sapphired Up i went and rewatched the middle smirk about five times it took me tf out 😂

[@sapphiredup9932]

adidas-uchiha SAME

[@gaurisood4524]

That really sent me💀💀

[@mr.cowell6025]

5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51 5:51

[@Pichicato]

omg that was so funny

[@mari-su8up]

POV: you’re Kurtis’ extra greeting wondering why he forgot about you

[@yannam5339]

😔

[@emas5511]

*sad noises*

[@kaeldlr2018]

#Kurtisconnorisoverparttwo

[@norao0oo761]

Peggy Schuler um, i was the 4000th like

[@hannahtimmons4097]

No I’m Dirty Dan your name makes it seem like you’re denying being the extra greeting it’s kinda funny 😂

[@frxqgy]

prayers for melanie, play date was too good of a song for this

[@D3Smok3]

POV: You're here 3 years later

[@fandomgodmother4903]

Everyone: “omg I hate quarantine” Indoor boyfriends: 😒

[@Amelia-dh1ot]

but imagine how tired we are of it

[@megamozaik]

Shit, you just reminded me that I have to go make sure my outdoor boyfriend has a mask and hand sanitizer.

[@am-zj4mq]

Amelia but imagine how tired WE ARE OF IT

[@thewriteinpresident]

@@am-zj4mq And The Teacher Spoke…, You DID NOT Get Left Behind if that is what you think is happening at this time for if you actually could conceptualize THE WORD, then you would know the word BIBLE means Biblical that Means Book of Books, and it is just one of many LIES and DECEPTIONS and False Narratives your FREE MASON Preachers have fed you, and if you continue to walk down this land of the missing thinking this is the Punishment of G.O.D., then you will never take your right to Think for Your Self, Believe in Your Self, and you surely shall lose your Right to Exist as you have Lost The RIGHT to raise even your own children with THE BOOK OF KNOWLEDGE!!! I have the Holy Water Spirit, and I still walk among you and S.A.T.A.N. was the EDISON that we have just Destroyed, yet the L.U.C.I.F.E.R. that would the The Devil 1.0 where SATAN was The Devil 2.0, and in that` you must help WE THE PEOPLE, and Human Souls that remain too take out all “5G Eugenics” Weapons of Mass Surveillance, and Mass Motorization Mechanization known as HYPNOTISM by the TV MEDIA MATRIX where once we take over all “Television Shows” and KZbin Type Channels then all people will know we live in this Celestial Sphere Dual Flat Earth of Heaven and Hell right here in PURGATORY “always trapped” in this ETERNAL MOMENT as Celestial Beings in these Flesh and Blood and Bones TEMPORARY Temporal Corporeal Mortal Body TEMPLE Avatars!!!! Moreover, we are The New Wine Skins known as Pak-Toe “of and for” OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION Coalition, and we WILL NOT put up with any more Racka from you OLD WINE SKINS, or your old ways of this SLAVE MASTER Mentality where you think you own something when it actually owns you cause you think you can not live without it, be it a Person, a Planet that does not exist, or pieces of METALS and GEM STONES that grown in the Fucking Ground!!!! Worthless has been your whole way of life, and if I Christ Jesus RETURNED wanted to judge you, then you would not WALK among “we the people” be you a FREE MASON Lodge member or not!!! Do not think because I am respectful that I do not know YOUR Crimes and Treachery and SEDITION to our Human Souls, Spirits, and Symbiots, and I do not FORGIVE YOU for that, nor will I ever forget all your protection of them that do YOUNG TRANNY SEX Websites and Human Trafficking FORCED SLAVE LABOR, but now that THE BOOK OF NONMASON - THE BOOK OF PUZZLES - THE BOOK OF RIDDLES shows “what” every Eastern Star, Jobs Daughters, Rainbow Girls, DEMOLAY and Shriners are all about, you will never be safe to hurt and harm and hit……., and get away with it anymore as long as THE SOCIETY OF NONMASON walk among “WE ARE” the Human Hearts of this Realm and all others… The Book of EXODICE!!! videos.utahgunexchange.com/watch/the-reason-there-are-no-people-is-cause-the-edison-has-been-powered-down-you-are-not-a-hologram_Fb3NYf5mS4uU7UW.html THE PEOPLE ARE {ALL MISSING} CAUSE WE BLEW UP THE EDISON MACHINE OF FORCED “Slave Labor” TECHNOLOGY In Santa Barbara CALIFORNIA USA!!! The Society of nonmason~ [///|||\\\] +++++++++++++++++++++++++

[@ShoulderMonster]

@@thewriteinpresident Your rant full of criticism and shaming is already confusing enough, then to see you have porn on your channel banner... ._.

[@jackie5481]

things not to thirst after: -serial killers -kidnappers -ants

[@Sqoobthedude]

Jackie PT this spells ska

[@maplemoht]

Ants do be kinda thicc tho

[@coreytrevorson5628]

I low key be fucking with them serial killers tho

[@sploosh3792]

Ants are so thick doe 😳👌

[@juicecarton5076]

What about that ant from bug’s life he’s kinda cute

[@olliescribbles]

11:47 just as a theater/acting note, if you are recording unless you’re chocking someone.. NEVER use the hand closest to the camera. Just makes it easier for the viewer to see :)

[@eyeballsoup7310]

Dude like a year ago I tried to write a joke (lemon demon inspired) song called indoor boyfriend that was about being an ant. I’ve never watched this video before. What the actual hell am I in an indoor boyfrant hivemind

[@BiscuitBlocker]

Yes we are all a lemon demon hive mind that thinks about indoor boyfriends.

[@negligible_reality]

@@BiscuitBlocker can confirm, i AM an indoor boyfriend :)

[@spodsder]

Guys, the reason he forgot the extra greeting was because he was nervous infront of the live studio audience

[@raiganleveille2293]

Definitely

[@onimoney]

Oh that makes sense

[@quackdaniels3599]

I still feel cheated

[@mauriceponder6176]

#jordysants

[@mauriceponder6176]

It's a hashtag now :D

[@SkeIewizard]

POV: Kurtis didn’t give you and extra greeting so you make him say sorry in every single video for the rest of time

[@nadsvol6]

remember when #kurtisisoverparty was trending on twitter LMAOOOOO

[@leoniemuller2096]

@@nadsvol6 whyyy?

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

@@leoniemuller2096 Watch his video on him getting cancelled. He made an apology tweet for not saying the extra greeting to mock other KZbinr apologies but a ton of people didn't even read it and tried to cancel him anyways lol.

[@luizearaujo5844]

@@amandab722 WHAT?

[@maryaliceloring3795]

@@luizearaujo5844 he quit doing the extra greeting because he didn’t want to be branded by it

[@biggiechungus784]

I just imagine the girlfriend in the indoor boyfriend skit locking the outdoor boyfriend outside during a fucking hurricane or something 😂

[@karl6683]

Currently, he has watched Ants 441k times.

[@Nico-xi5rn]

"Yeah, I am more than just your sister's best friend, I'm her girlfriend."

[@connoraugh1626]

"We're her girlfriend, you stupid dick waffle." @Jordy

[@therealglitterbomb]

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT WHILE WATCHING THAT

[@rikititi1848]

The music in the background, I can't 😂

[@mulkiali3113]

gsap o

[@mulkiali3113]

E

[@adrianaondrejka2062]

Indoor boyfriend feels like the unintentional anthem of quarantine 2020.

[@jujuskiswim]

Sandra Fray yesss

[@PimpernelVA]

I live for your truths

[@patrochilles6275]

Hey fellow carry on fan

[@carseatneedsrest]

L

[@sunsprite3497]

i had the same thought, but saw u comment and will not take the attention away from you bc you thought of it first. godspeed my friend

[@UrMissingSock]

The missing extra greeting hits hard

[@thatoneperson564]

I feel so violated as a cosplaying theater kid and I’m only 2 minutes in 😭😭

[@TheTree42069]

ONG SAME 😭

[@sour4570]

kurtis: im not changing for shit. you can't change me. also kurtis: * forgets the extra greeting causing everyone to lose it and get him trending on twitter *

[@Deathmoon-sh5kp]

How does this have so many likes but no comments?

[@frostedcereal8243]

P

[@frostedcereal8243]

E

[@frostedcereal8243]

N

[@frostedcereal8243]

I

[@Sam-xe2bz]

“Emotionally lipsyncing a song? That’s not acting.” *Rupaul wants to know your location*

[@lillykempf3689]

Lipsync for your life is a whole different level 😂

[@sydgrace48]

I’m your 1,000th like

[@clemfandango6675]

rupaul thinks her own acting is acting

[@n.ymble_]

bro took "if i were an ant, would you date me?" to another level

[@hopper-spot]

rewatching and i still think outdoor boyfriend has it worse. he has to sleep outside, shower in the rain, pee on trees etc. indoor boyfriend may have the more boring job but he has A/C and stuff. Amenities

[@caramerkel1005]

the “indoor boyfriend” song needs more recognition bc im literally out of breath from laughing

[@sophiafhuifdgapwiouyfsv3478]

I'm wheezing-

[@cattvsp]

Sophia Bateman hhhhhh

[@sonicgaymer4577]

Ikr

[@sharonyang3927]

What a quarantine anthem

[@lernyl]

SAMEE

[@dollstylist041poll3]

I was not mentally prepared for Kurtis's middle smirk.

[@macraff420]

It's kinda hot though

[@viepng]

👁u👁

[@thetangerine5747]

I thought it was going to be a smile, but what I got was better

[@kangel.ameirl]

If Kurtis owned KZbin we’d all either be cursed or blessed. I’m just not sure which one.

[@BeerCityBandit]

"The middle smirk" just fucking sent me for some reason. 😭😭😭

[@vira6847]

kurtis: i’m not changing for shit also kurtis: doesn’t give us an extra greeting i’m disappointed kurtis, we really expected better from you

[@Justherelol69]

Omg I though I was the only one who saw it

[@somersetdrayton9067]

The lamp is okay I guess. However it isn't as important as the IMMENSE SADNESS of learning that as a subscriber of many years, I didn't receive the extra greeting I so desire. To fill this void I have proceeded to rewatch all of your videos.

[@MorinozukaTakashi123]

Somerset Drayton it’s his birthday so we had to give him the extra greeting

[@somersetdrayton9067]

Yaquelin Venegas Oh damn that’s true

[@airbearsarrow3426]

His birthday was over a week ago. if kurtis expects us to celebrate his birthday for over 4 days, he’s high.

[@Flyersfan28]

@@airbearsarrow3426 just calm tf down. he was celebrating his birthday and he hasn't uploaded until now.

[@airbearsarrow3426]

Screw his uploading schedule! I demand satisfaction!

[@Da77leraz]

You’re right that isn’t a puka shell necklace. His necklace is made of SODA CAN TABS which is much worse

[@literally_nine]

Poor Kurtis. He has to watch the ants movie 449,000 times.

[@alicelily550]

kurtis: i don’t want to make fun of him for the indoor boyfriend thing also kurtis: writes an entire song, scripts and records a music video about being an indoor boyfriend

[@ilovemj4896]

😂 🤣lol

[@kairymercado7772]

YES LMAO

[@aliciaguzman1224]

ok but why was the song actually BOMB 😭😭😭 it lowkey slapped

[@IAmAnItalianPizza]

That dude with the shoulders.... physically repulsed me, i was already a lesbian you didnt have to convince me.

[@coolbeanz1070]

Okay Kurtis sings like he’s the love interest in a Barbie movie

[@neekymaya]

I knew it was familiar

[@alicerpz3468]

Lmao

[@melh.8861]

I thought he's the barbie

[@TCangie]

r/rareinsults

[@addie576]

Haha

[@piet_henk_III]

This guy's production quality is extremely high. He made a entire song for a video!

[@MinaKULTRA]

I'm gonna cry, I can't believe he didn't give an extra greeting

[@rr6619]

Kurtis: “you can’t change me” Also Kurtis: *forgets our extra greeting* *crucify this man*

[@joleenpeen6956]

nice *edit: it was at 69 likes. a better time.

[@p00niK]

i think about "the middle smirk" way too often

[@artsopod]

I guess it has that effect on people

[@p00niK]

Dead Slushie Walkin' It’s mesmerizing

[@artsopod]

@@p00niK yes, yes it is...

[@bobacloud7039]

oop

[@shannmander]

Looking forward to that smirk on merch❤

[@Paeoniaceae]

7:19 THAT'S THE PLOT OF THE BEE MOVIE 😭😭😭💀💀

[@masterman1001]

Kurtis is passionate about Timothée Chalamet, now we know.

[@kadeorade5296]

“I’m auditioning for Mother Who’s Baby Just Exploded.” BABY YOU’RE A FIIIIREWOOORK

[@farateq]

This dent me into orbit

[@sqoishicasette]

I paused the video and laughed for five mins 😭🤣

[@lee2791]

your name is very creative

[@sarastories8074]

I'm sorry, I am THAT person but... whose*

[@divyasrivastava216]

I was caught off guard when he sang that

[@nixymew987]

But if the indoor boyfriend can’t go outside… wouldn’t that mean the outdoor boyfriend can’t come inside? Like he just lives on the street lmao

[@deliriouspenis]

He is for Tha Street🥱🗣❗️

[@original_ace0806]

I thought I was the only one who thought that 😂

[@welikerosafloyd]

Or the outdoor boyfriend is a pullout master

[@original_ace0806]

@@welikerosafloyd That's why the girlfriend goes outside so much

[@LolaLemonArt]

He gets the dog shed

[@ellenmiller7165]

The middle smirk made me cry😂

[@sirius1696]

I'm the indoor boyfriend in the relationship and I love it, tf would I wanna go outside for

[@morgan5594]

to take her shopping

[@strongboi3028]

I can’t imagine how people are actually binge watching his tiktoks when all he does is going like “🥺🤤😏” while the pov says: „you are a cat and i throw a slice of cheese in your face 😳👉🏻👈🏻”

[@macaca1586]

I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS CAPTION WTF

[@onionboy6074]

*Donkey noises* I just died

[@user-bl1tm7ji9o]

VJHBCFBKBHJDFSCUK

[@maskedvamp]

I’m okay with that Edit: I mean I might be doing that

[@obesekaren]

The girls are like: 🤰😫🥵

[@austyn4447]

the end of this video with the indoor boyfriend musical feels like a fever dream

[@mwadfb6196]

Most of Kurtis' videos honestly feel like a fever dream

[@alysss_zoc]

The song did kinda slap

[@jonquilmr13]

Tbh the lamp was the first thing I noticed. Beautiful and has warm lighting, good choice !