This was a fruity joke!🍌 (Comedian K-von destroys the crowd)

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KvonComedy

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@baalqefel1570
@baalqefel1570 Жыл бұрын
Ex-men category lmao 🖐🏻 high 5
@stevenwatts586
@stevenwatts586 Жыл бұрын
✋🏼 brilliant lol
@ye87
@ye87 Жыл бұрын
I rated ur comment excellent your welcome
@chanthana7694
@chanthana7694 Жыл бұрын
😂
@paponeable
@paponeable Жыл бұрын
Ridicoulus!!! It will be a men category with a make up, lipstick etc..... Biology doesn't follow trends... We can talk as much as we want ... but truth is the truth: men who wants to be women and women who wants to be men! See the way you like but it all goes around two genders... And they know......... infact tere are not trasgenders women who competes in males competitons...
@ScarlettM
@ScarlettM Жыл бұрын
I didn't get the joke until I saw your comment. :))
@MSJ12333
@MSJ12333 Жыл бұрын
That was an excellent idea third category “EX-Man” I love it😅
@MicheleLeimbacher
@MicheleLeimbacher Жыл бұрын
Finally a comedian who is not afraid to joke about it.
@NinjaThatLongboards
@NinjaThatLongboards Жыл бұрын
Plenty of comedians joke about it, but unlike this guy they actually understand the issue so they can write quality jokes and approach it with respect.
@sarmenpm1304
@sarmenpm1304 Жыл бұрын
Tucking the microphone was spot on 🤣🤣🤣
@roberttodd4909
@roberttodd4909 Жыл бұрын
Freaking hilarious, definitely give them their own league and they all can suck together
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy Жыл бұрын
And sukkk they will lol
@TubaTones
@TubaTones Жыл бұрын
@@kvoncomedyah, so you DO hate trans people?
@JohnSmith-rw6vo
@JohnSmith-rw6vo Жыл бұрын
@@TubaTones It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
@TubaTones
@TubaTones Жыл бұрын
@@JohnSmith-rw6vo like you, it’s a joke filled with hate. Now THAT is truly sad. Hope you eventually live a content life “John Smith”.
@JohnSmith-rw6vo
@JohnSmith-rw6vo Жыл бұрын
@@TubaTones It's not hate, you're just a soft, sensitive, little pussy.
@celticsuave
@celticsuave Жыл бұрын
"Ex-men" killed me lmao.
@Tidepodious
@Tidepodious Жыл бұрын
Guy going up after him: This is why I bring my own mic...
@brucewest932
@brucewest932 11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@freedomrings.0007
@freedomrings.0007 Жыл бұрын
Ever see the line to the women's bathroom at any given event? The ex-men just made it so much worse.
@danielgarrett7226
@danielgarrett7226 Жыл бұрын
Yeah but we pee faster so it's okay.
@noell1535
@noell1535 Жыл бұрын
​@danielgarrett7226 pee all over their seat lmao
@TubaTones
@TubaTones Жыл бұрын
Wow, it sounds like there’s millions and millions of trans women suddenly going to any given event. That’s crazy.
@TheCountess666
@TheCountess666 Жыл бұрын
Wouldn't that be compensate by a roughly equal amount of ex-women no longer in that line?
@danielgarrett7226
@danielgarrett7226 Жыл бұрын
@@TheCountess666 I learned recently to never bother trying to convince anyone of anything with "freedom" in their name, clothing, or vehicle. They don't give a good godamn about freedom, or logic.
@scottvannatter3505
@scottvannatter3505 Жыл бұрын
What’s funny is that common sense is now funny
@tx5918
@tx5918 Жыл бұрын
Fr tho
@bperez8656
@bperez8656 Жыл бұрын
It’s always been funny It’s just that for a period of about 4-7 years people have had extreme trump derangement syndrome combined with moderate america being scared shitless of being cancelled by new woke religion in Hollywood and American corporations
@pinu9233
@pinu9233 Жыл бұрын
It's not funny! But it is loughable that this is a joke, it is a serious issue and this idea should be taken seriously, a trans league is only logical.
@davidwujczyk3037
@davidwujczyk3037 Жыл бұрын
People are coming around
@saif_ak_comedy
@saif_ak_comedy Жыл бұрын
"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." Sir Peter Ustinov
@laugh-lift
@laugh-lift Жыл бұрын
😂😂 the X-Men. That’s hilarious
@derekcrymble9085
@derekcrymble9085 Жыл бұрын
"EX"- MEN .
@chrisanderson3067
@chrisanderson3067 Жыл бұрын
Some of them as hairy as wolverine, so it tracks.
@270infinite
@270infinite Жыл бұрын
The dude is on point
@ashahope333
@ashahope333 Жыл бұрын
Too funny my hubbyspit out spaghetti laughing😂😂😂
@unlimitedrabbit
@unlimitedrabbit Жыл бұрын
Was he eating spaghetti at the time? Because if he wasn't, he's a witch. 🧹
@DrKumkar
@DrKumkar Жыл бұрын
kvon is the man. I’m so glad he’s sticking to being funny and not allowing himself to be censored by people trying to control everyone else’s speech.
@paulhowson8744
@paulhowson8744 Жыл бұрын
Men's bathroom/ women's bathroom. Confused port O POTTYS!!
@AG-M23
@AG-M23 Жыл бұрын
You are the first to break the wooden (false) ceiling in history by creating a new category!!! 🎉🎉🎉 Well done, K-von. Congratulations. 😂
@AG-M23
@AG-M23 Жыл бұрын
Because the x-men are about decoration... No original parts, really. 🤔
@ja6368
@ja6368 Жыл бұрын
How you keep us laughing😂
@MicheleB4506
@MicheleB4506 Жыл бұрын
Lmao! 👏 😂 Low hanging Figs. 😆
@PatchesTanxHoney
@PatchesTanxHoney Жыл бұрын
Bwahahaha, K-von, you're genius! I agree 💯: X-Men Sports need to be a thang...... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@deaconfrosty4295
@deaconfrosty4295 Жыл бұрын
Because the new category would just be a bunch of men dressed as women playing
@takemeseriouslyplx2124
@takemeseriouslyplx2124 Жыл бұрын
Then let them lol! If they want to be delusional let then play delusional sports too
@deaconfrosty4295
@deaconfrosty4295 Жыл бұрын
@@takemeseriouslyplx2124 wasnt that called the powder puff league
@mavis.lahar2001
@mavis.lahar2001 10 ай бұрын
No but seriously why most transgender people are men who transition to women and not the other way around?
@rhondapatterson1
@rhondapatterson1 Жыл бұрын
Love Kvon! Keeping it REAL!
@LewdLyu
@LewdLyu Жыл бұрын
Thank you for the laughs...😂😂😂 and how very very true and right on!
@MAP2023
@MAP2023 Жыл бұрын
WOW I RFLMAO so hard. Thanks K-von.
@jasonmartin7137
@jasonmartin7137 Жыл бұрын
This must be some new material. Good shit, Kvon!
@bobjordan8283
@bobjordan8283 Жыл бұрын
Right on brother and as always funny as hell!!
@jsemplefelton5348
@jsemplefelton5348 Жыл бұрын
Kvon teling it like it is. You just gotta love him. ❤
@austinjohnson5982
@austinjohnson5982 Жыл бұрын
I sent this video to about 20 of my friends. We know you haven't transitioned because it takes balls to make jokes like this 😂
@jetjohnston8164
@jetjohnston8164 Жыл бұрын
“20 of my friends” and then a overused trans joke for the cherry on top? 🤢
@madpepper24
@madpepper24 Жыл бұрын
@@jetjohnston8164just now realizing no one agrees with you huh?
@jetjohnston8164
@jetjohnston8164 Жыл бұрын
@@madpepper24 huh? Dude, I don’t need other people’s approval to feel strong in myself or my opinions/thoughts. Other people disagreeing doesn’t threaten me. It’s how people learn and grow. I really hope you don’t say stuff solely based on the amount of how many people agree or disagree with you. You will never have any true morals and will never have anything you truly stand for. Best of luck 🙏
@kayoarawo6116
@kayoarawo6116 Жыл бұрын
​@@jetjohnston8164A great joke is like a good song, coz it's never boring no matter how many times you hear it socially having fun
@JennyJeong425
@JennyJeong425 Жыл бұрын
​@@kayoarawo6116But it's a lame joke.
@gfdthree1
@gfdthree1 Жыл бұрын
Marginalized? They’re winning all the beauty pageants!
@paulagoeringer9466
@paulagoeringer9466 Жыл бұрын
Pity pageants. Have you seen some of the horse faced or I should say mule faced "winners" next to the actual beauties? It's clearly not a beauty pageant.
@brucewest932
@brucewest932 11 ай бұрын
Isn't that a progressive message to send to little girls? No matter what you do, a man will do it better, even being a woman.
@yobabybubba
@yobabybubba Жыл бұрын
K, UR hilarious😂 I wish you all success.
@user-ll8be9vt4u
@user-ll8be9vt4u Жыл бұрын
Target is right there with you selling girls swimsuits with tuck tape
@auto_math
@auto_math Жыл бұрын
Lia doesn't even bother tucking.
@littlejackalo5326
@littlejackalo5326 Жыл бұрын
It's not tuck tape. It's a tuck pouch. Even worse because they had to design it in.
@eeHMFIC
@eeHMFIC Жыл бұрын
It's weird to call adult women "girls." Infantilizing them to make your point more extreme is pathetic and gross.
@Sassaparilla
@Sassaparilla Жыл бұрын
@@eeHMFIC yeah I don't think that was the intention, just like how "dude" doesn't always refer to men. You sound like you're looking for a point to just fight over.
@richardanthony5020
@richardanthony5020 Жыл бұрын
@@Sassaparillawell, when they have no proper rebuttal for the actual point they have to set up some kind of strawman otherwise they just look like pathetic losers for supporting the invasion of women’s spaces.
@watchdogsplaythroughs9852
@watchdogsplaythroughs9852 11 ай бұрын
Finally! Comedians having fun by not giving a flying f*** about cancel culture.
@ReyGotSumCents
@ReyGotSumCents Жыл бұрын
i hope they name the new category Shrodinger's fruit.
@DVP89
@DVP89 Жыл бұрын
This guy is making more sense than anyone I've seen in a while , he's really got a point.
@cornpop..9921
@cornpop..9921 Жыл бұрын
With people like you it actually gives me hope for the future 🙏🙏
@crestalee6968
@crestalee6968 Жыл бұрын
Kvon!!!
@BrianMark1776
@BrianMark1776 Жыл бұрын
Swing LOOOOWWWWW to get that moose knuckle dragging fruit.
@priyanshudhangar3377
@priyanshudhangar3377 Жыл бұрын
You're hilarious man😂❤️❤️
@Ange65230
@Ange65230 Жыл бұрын
Comedy rocks once again. THE common sense solution and we get to have fun along the way……The X Men…..cool!
@We_in_Miami
@We_in_Miami Жыл бұрын
Once a man ALWAYS a man; if the person believes they are something they’re CLEARLY MEDICALLY NOT they need some therapy NOT support.
@4everJC
@4everJC Жыл бұрын
I’ve been saying that for years
@PR-ne7kx
@PR-ne7kx Жыл бұрын
Telling it like it is brother 😂😂😂❤
@JPmax4ever
@JPmax4ever Жыл бұрын
We already have a third category for them. It’s called the Special Olympics.
@TorviCrow
@TorviCrow Жыл бұрын
This guy is going places 😂
@user-fk6wl6mk1l
@user-fk6wl6mk1l Жыл бұрын
The "ex-men" part is genius
@iidentifyaspureblood943
@iidentifyaspureblood943 Жыл бұрын
It's so nice to see real comedians growing balls finally :D
@incompetentpolitician3351
@incompetentpolitician3351 Жыл бұрын
"A new category for the new category" Killed me
@johnmartins94
@johnmartins94 Жыл бұрын
K-von Mo-Eazy … quite possibly the most brilliant comedian today. Yes, there are other great comedians still killin’ it today, but K-von is very quickly becoming my favorite! All the best to ya, Mo-eazy!
@markenclarde3348
@markenclarde3348 Жыл бұрын
Dude made me drop my fuckin beer bro😂😂😂
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy Жыл бұрын
Hope it wasn’t a bud light hahhaa
@markenclarde3348
@markenclarde3348 Жыл бұрын
@@kvoncomedy red stripe
@EMSEMS123
@EMSEMS123 3 ай бұрын
The walk at the end - 😂😂😂😂
@Victoria28057
@Victoria28057 Жыл бұрын
🤣😂 the d- tape at the end at the end lol
@anitajones4899
@anitajones4899 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant ~ as usual! Much love from MO!
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy Жыл бұрын
Thank you! Cheers! I’m in mo St. Louis next. Www.Kvon.tv
@anitajones4899
@anitajones4899 Жыл бұрын
@@kvoncomedy ~ I know, but unfortunately I'm not able to make the trip due to 💰 or lack thereof! ✌️
@samcantu24
@samcantu24 Жыл бұрын
Oddly enough the joke has more common sense than a lot of people do these days.
@AngelBShyt
@AngelBShyt Жыл бұрын
X-men X-games, Decepticon Decathlon, Autobot Olympics… I see where this is going… 😮
@johnrawlins4607
@johnrawlins4607 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant. Kvon is the Tom McDonald of comedy
@tstermon
@tstermon Жыл бұрын
It's great to watch, the crowd is definitely cautious about laughing when the joke starts, then he just pulls them in
@justbplz
@justbplz Жыл бұрын
Bro really did the manGina walk lmao
@matthewcunningham1190
@matthewcunningham1190 Жыл бұрын
That was hilarious has me dying over here
@jaxsmith5540
@jaxsmith5540 Жыл бұрын
Man...😂 I just couldn't leave without subscribing...great stuff..😂😂 keep it up.
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy Жыл бұрын
Welcome aboard!
@briansimpson5664
@briansimpson5664 Жыл бұрын
Says exactly what all sane people are thinking but funnier. Awesome 😂
@hjv7121
@hjv7121 Жыл бұрын
Very fine line between a statement half the population has said and a slight new twist on it to make it “his joke”
@PatchesTanxHoney
@PatchesTanxHoney Жыл бұрын
Dictape 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Carlito4629
@Carlito4629 Жыл бұрын
Fantastic job presenting absolute truths in a comic platform. Had me smiling and laughing. Thanks.
@mrobseqium
@mrobseqium Жыл бұрын
BRO XDDD
@danrazART
@danrazART Жыл бұрын
This thread is on fire 🔥 Such wise crackin folks in close proximity. Hilarious.
@Tse3581
@Tse3581 Жыл бұрын
This is what equality looks like
@mohammadtalalqureshi4464
@mohammadtalalqureshi4464 Жыл бұрын
Brooooooooo that was hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@dino.niichan1991
@dino.niichan1991 Жыл бұрын
The jokes are definitely compromises 😂😂
@yepyep2921
@yepyep2921 Жыл бұрын
Love it.
@jaush69
@jaush69 Жыл бұрын
Dudes out here reinventing freakshows.
@270infinite
@270infinite Жыл бұрын
Amen
@adonian
@adonian Жыл бұрын
the microphone in the ass... on point. I'm dyeing here
@diomerewah660
@diomerewah660 Жыл бұрын
love this guy... you nailed it, bro... awesome
@caioblue8
@caioblue8 Жыл бұрын
Dude looks Ned from the try guy’s tryna to start a new career 😂
@mybaddadventures144
@mybaddadventures144 Жыл бұрын
As a independent conservative I agree and that shit is funny
@ShotByCLM
@ShotByCLM Жыл бұрын
Off the hook!!! Let’s go Naples in the house
@Rat_Intelligence
@Rat_Intelligence Жыл бұрын
That x-men joke is literally taken from Deadpool 2
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy Жыл бұрын
No. It’s not
@peterbulloch4328
@peterbulloch4328 Жыл бұрын
Well there's the Olympics, The Special Olympics and now The Very Special Olympics!😂😅
@jackl8133
@jackl8133 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂The Ex-Men! The best new category for sports!!
@ihavenoideaman
@ihavenoideaman Жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, that Ex-man joke was good.
@rokhnroll
@rokhnroll Жыл бұрын
I was thinking the transformer league....catch phrase 'Robots in disguise'
@riopato2009
@riopato2009 Жыл бұрын
The irony here is that's being seriously discussed as an actual category. Of course those who fit this category don't want it.
@philakers320
@philakers320 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂.... Transformers ....... Men in disguise 😂
@roryatkinson1988
@roryatkinson1988 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant! This guy's amazing. Just found this guy but now I want a whole special to watch!
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy Жыл бұрын
Welcome aboard!
@Jackrobert28
@Jackrobert28 Жыл бұрын
​@@kvoncomedywow it is a swimming contest. It's sea men and no semen. First to be born
@JayVicky007
@JayVicky007 Жыл бұрын
Ex-men caught me off guard 🤣
@abramring2801
@abramring2801 Жыл бұрын
Holy crap, this guy stole my joke! lol.. but did it better... cuz I'm not a comedian... but the low hangin' fruit thing.. friggin gold!
@keegs1163
@keegs1163 Жыл бұрын
You know whats funny about this is, he is a comedian making more sense than a politician ever could. Hes saying put down your swords and shake hands. Seems wise and wholesome to me
@Marijuana_Marmalade
@Marijuana_Marmalade Жыл бұрын
Whoever was the next person to grab that microphone is having a bad evening
@soolly357
@soolly357 Жыл бұрын
The Xmen got me
@mcmjr405
@mcmjr405 Жыл бұрын
I agree. His bling guy bit is the funniest 💩 I have ever seen!
@cmmg7259
@cmmg7259 Жыл бұрын
My respect for this man 📈
@mattshackelford6624
@mattshackelford6624 Жыл бұрын
Perfectly reasonable solution...
@mattvengers2642
@mattvengers2642 Жыл бұрын
This Muthafucka is genius. Bro... could start whole new leagues for everything. "The Whacky World of Sports" Resurrect Bob Uecker. Gold Jerry Gold!
@machinesdeguerre
@machinesdeguerre Жыл бұрын
That category would probably get very popular too
@Creationeer
@Creationeer Жыл бұрын
You know there's going to be some walrus looking lefty who is seething at this 😂😂
@buckwild8498
@buckwild8498 Жыл бұрын
Been suggesting that for a long time now Kind of like their own special Olympics 🤣
@drcharlesbombay
@drcharlesbombay Жыл бұрын
After he gives his solution of a third category, the look of fulfillment on his face reminds me of the opening from Eddie Murphy RAW when young Eddie tells the joke...(and then he kicked him in the ding-ding) 😂🤣
@Ex0dus111
@Ex0dus111 Жыл бұрын
Leah Thomas won one event, came in 2nd, 5th, and 6th in the other events, and broke no records. This is not the issue you've been told it is.
@kvoncomedy
@kvoncomedy Жыл бұрын
It is
@Ex0dus111
@Ex0dus111 Жыл бұрын
@kvoncomedy Nope. Just a party whose only platform is more tax cuts for the rich desperately wanting to distract their voters by attacking vulnerable groups.
@WarriorInWaiting
@WarriorInWaiting Жыл бұрын
"Never Compromise, Not Even in the Face of Armageddon." -Rorschach
@forlorndream1400
@forlorndream1400 Жыл бұрын
The best way to combat leftie insanity is to make people genuinely laugh at it.
@TubaTones
@TubaTones Жыл бұрын
Goes both ways though, right? Or is right insanity sane to you?
@istvanszabo3229
@istvanszabo3229 Жыл бұрын
Oh God! I needed that laugh❗👈😄👍
@zoglasomp4951
@zoglasomp4951 Жыл бұрын
As usual, did not disappoint. Bravo Sir.
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