Your Dreams are Weird as Hell

[@BaobhanloreArt]

I once had a dream that Jack Black died and they had to recast Bowser as Anne Hathaway. This was presented in the format of a pizza box kaleidescope.

[@dska_0]

this needs to be pinned

[@akariraka]

Omg a few nights ago I had a dream where Jack Black died too. Nothing about Bowser, but I woke up in a panic and had to make sure he was still alive.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@Yes-qs3uu]

​@@p-__I unagree

[@envycollar]

@@p-__ in order to make a statement like this, you need to provide proof

[@notnotline]

“think dweeb think!” is what i can only wish my dream dialogue was like

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@OliviaHurley-x6x]

Bro, same that’s amazing

[@quinintheclouds]

what is yours like?

[@OliviaHurley-x6x]

@@quinintheclouds just really weird, not in that type of weird but just really weird

[@fe_three_rosses]

i had a dream that there was a hair care stat in Persona 4, and if it was low enough by the end of the game, the ending would play out the same until the screen goes black, and some text boxes appear: > Before leaving, you take one last look at yourself in the mirror. > ... > You notice something is... different. > You've gone bald.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW]

I want that in the remake (the only reason I would need a persona 4 remake)

[@shaioni]

@@p-__you're gonna need to back up that claim buddy. send me proof

[@enderkatze6129]

That'd be so dope tho

[@tateduffy4077]

Thanks for the image of bald Yu Narukami

[@Uhhhhhh_Idkman]

I had a dream that when proposing for marriage people would use alligators instead of rings

[@Rose2ndC1L3]

“May I take your hand in marriage?”

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@butterychicken5255]

Average day in Florida

[@cheyblake2475]

​@@butterychicken5255 😆

[@M4ng0guy]

"... Oh and I mean that literally. Just put your hand in this gator and we'll be married. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT TO JUST DO IT IN a COURT!?" *Sounds of marrital centered alligator violence*

[@The-Stupid-0ne_T_bund]

My dreams are so weird they could give me solitary confinement in the most secured mental hospital

[@kittizon3.]

i am imagining your sans pfp saying this

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@kittizon3.]

@@p-__ you are the only spam bot i accept, because you are silly

[@reijustrei]

​@@p-__ peep and chirp profile havin ass

[@CCEquestrian-je5uc]

Same. I have weirder dreams than anyone else I know

[@HoodieHorizon]

I remember that the only reason that I became afraid of the dark and still am is because a nightmare I had as a kid where I tried to go to the bathroom in the dark but the bathroom turned into a mouth, ate someone and then a skeleton jumped out of the bathroom mouth. You'd think that would make me more scared of bathrooms, but it just made me terrified of the dark even though I never was before

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@gaztellprime]

The darkness hides many things, anything you fear could be in the deep shadows that is the thick cloak of the lightless.

[@js8qp2pwisos]

​@@gaztellprime girl save it for your poetry journal

[@gaztellprime]

@@js8qp2pwisos *boy But I will keep it in mind for I am a person that does nothing but think, and only has time for thoughts If thoughts are like dreams, which are based on experiences and memories, then if I don't write it down... I'll lose most of my childhood.

[@0n_therockz]

So you had a dream about a dead Skibidi toilet

[@michael_in.the_bathroom]

a different dream i had, jesus was petting my head and said “don’t feel guilty for your anger, for you love so beautiful through sharp claws and broken teeth”

[@cheyblake2475]

Aww, that's nice of him 😊

[@trashtrash2169]

Did you bone?

[@Oturan20]

Are you a cat?

[@barbaradegrado5729]

Will wood PFP spotted

[@Totallynotredtail]

WILL WOOD FAN SPOTTED 🫵🫵

[@ToiletSprinkle]

Whenever I have dreams, it's simultaneously in 1st and 3rd person. I can't really explain it. 1 part of me doesn't know that they're in a dream, believes everything is real, and goes along with the "plot." Another part sees the entire dream and knows that it's a dream, and I can think comments about whatever is happening. (A bit like someone making fun of another's actions in a horror movie). Both of them are still me. Has anyone else experienced this?

[@DJKisikil]

I've had similar experiences with dreams, but then I realized there was more than one person inside my body and that the "other me" in the dream was probably one of the others sharing the body with me while dreaming

[@ToiletSprinkle]

@@DJKisikil May I ask, do you have DID? I think it's interesting how that may affect dreams.

[@JohnBrown-tw2qi]

I’ve had lucid dreams where I switch between perspectives but never both at once.

[@cheyblake2475]

Most of my dreams is me viewing characters I saw before as if I was watching a movie. i'm rarely involved in my dreams, unless is one of my fictional crushes...

[@chukasafan12]

i had a dream before where i kept switching point of views between 'characters' yet each time i did it was as if i was actually them, and in the moment wouldn't remember anything that happened in the other pov's. in one of the pov's the character killed themself but when it switched to the others i had no recollection of it and experienced finding said character dead with all the context of the other characters feelings instead :o

[@MaiSakurajoestar]

I very occasionally have Prophetic dreams, where I dream of a situation happening, then the same exact thing happens at a later date. Of course, it’s never anything important, like one time it was a classmate handing me a panda shaped eraser. Or more recent, a convo with a coworker about how he got in a fender bender on his way to work and was late because of it. These dreams always keep info from me though, because most of the time, the other person’s face is completely whited out (Kinda like Man-God from Mushoku Tensei). There’s also seemingly no time constant for the dreams, because the panda eraser one happened three days after I had the dream, but the coworker dream was a month before it happened, and that coworker wasn’t even hired yet.

[@AttemptedMurbie]

real

[@illegallynamed]

Apollo loves throwing his stock image red rubber dodgeball, and you are one of the people he uses for target practice

[@missmalaphor5786]

I had a dream about my neighbor jumping out of a closet and hitting me with a huge blues clues stuffy. That one came true.

[@wingedcoco]

Same, mine however show faces and peoples' intentions what weirds me out is people not being able to remember their dreams, its possible to practice

[@pumpkinpartysystem]

I get that sort of thing too, but for me it's sometimes years prior, or about things I haven't even heard of yet. It's really confusing and makes no sense, and the best guess I have for why it happens is that, since it's statistically likely our reality is simulated, it might be some memory error or something? But even that feels like a stretch. I just don't know how you'd even research that sort of thing so it might be a while until we know what's up with it, if we ever do. There's also the possibility that it's some kinda schizo shit or something and for some reason it, not even just deja vu, but literally implants a fake memory of me having seen the thing that's happening before, or somehow just coincidence despite the specificity of the images. I would write them down when I get them to prove they actually happened, but I don't know which ones are prophetic and which aren't until they come to pass and I'm not about to start writing down literally every image that pops into my head or something.

[@FamiliarlyFrigid]

Idk how common this is, but I'm basically immune to having nightmares because my dreams have no emotion associated with them. They feel like video game cutscenes to me, but it's a game I have no emotional attachment to. I've never heard anyone else talk about this.

[@TheJasonParser]

Eat 3 slices of cheese immediately before passing out

[@adumbooctopus1115]

Oh shit same kinda? Like I still feel emotions and stuff but whenever it's something scary my consciousness isn't scared even if the character of me in my dream is

[@TheJasonParser]

Should also say, the reason this is happening is because your not sleeping properly

[@adumbooctopus1115]

@@TheJasonParser can confirm my sleep schedule is ass. Still get vivid dreams though which is neat

[@TheJasonParser]

@@adumbooctopus1115 your not sleeping, your passing out from tiredness. Write a fun thought or story or something that interests you and think about it as you have your eyes closed. Try sleeping around 11pm if you’re able.

[@Rose2ndC1L3]

I had a dream that there was a nuclear explosion. My mother, brother, and sister died while my father and I stayed in a bunker. While we were starving, he went up towards the opening of the vault so he’d cook himself alive, and I cannibalized him before I woke up.

[@cheyblake2475]

That's wild, did you tell your parents?

[@Danteslastbraincell]

Dear lord. Are you ok my guy?

[@spotlightanimation6719]

You need therapy

[@x_Bunni_Pawz_x]

Hey person who’s brother was scared of red solo cups here! Thanks for reacting! He’s not scared of them anymore butttt when he would go to like birthday parties and they had solo cups he would hide in the corner 😭

[@dfquartzidn6151]

Rip. I hope he’ll be alright someday

[@TakingAnElle]

Was it all solo cups or just the red ones? Because I’ve seen green solo cups before

[@x_Bunni_Pawz_x]

@@TakingAnElle I don’t rlly remember but I think it was just red

[@HoodieHorizon]

My favorite dreams are the ones that happen when I'm on prescription meds. Those dreams are so fucking banger every single time (for me). doesnt even have to be brain medicine, like I took some meds for acne and I had the most insanely vivid dreams of my life on it

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@cheyblake2475]

Cool

[@ryanclemons1]

Can someone explain the fart bots? Like I get the sexual ones never work on me, but I get it. But then you have people saying they have better farts....like is this a kink thing or what?

[@PlagueGrimm]

"THINK DWEEB THINK." insane

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@ElfangorQ7N]

I know how to drive irl, but not once have I ever had a dream where I'm driving competently. Something is always going horribly wrong when I'm driving in my dreams, whether that be me swerving all over the place, or the breaks are broken, or something real goofy like the car becomes less real as the dream goes on until it simply doesn't exist anymore and I'm just sitting in the middle of the road trying to drive an imaginary car.

[@ArDeeMee]

Aka Wonder Woman RP. Good on you. =)

[@cheyblake2475]

Does that mean your dreams are telling you that you might be nervous about something bad happening while driving?

[@ArDeeMee]

@@cheyblake2475 Everyone with functional self preservation has that. These dreams are basically extended „calls of the void“ aka intrusive thoughts. Dreams don’t actually have secret meaning…

[@artemisxyt]

I have similar dreams like this, but it always ends in death. It’s mostly the breaks not being “good enough” to fully stop the car and I end up crashing.

[@sunnydraws2513]

Kwite was in my dream too recently. He wasn't a focus in it. It was a dream where I was back in college, and Kwite just happened to be attending my college and was just there, but I barely remember even acknowledging him other than like "oh hey kwite what's up"?

[@wingedcoco]

oh i had a similar thing was doing something, he entered the store i was going through, i commented he had a nice hoodie and i left back to doing whatever i was doing lol

[@MetaGiga]

I once dreamt that Dr. Ratio from Honkai Star Rail wanted me to make him a smoothie. Once I did, he looked at me disapprovingly, called me a “dumbass carrot”, and took my blender with him before leaving. When I woke up, I was completely convinced that my blender was gone and I was upset that I wouldn’t be able to make my favorite breakfast smoothies anymore.

[@cheyblake2475]

That's sounds funny

[@Blazed_Bard]

Just be thankful I didn't submit anything Edit: y'all, it's been 2 days and I already have 1k likes?!!? Hoooollly crap... Thanks! I'll try to explain the dream in a few days

[@CrowOvO]

Bro.. what we're you gon submit?

[@Haileeeeeeeey]

​@@CrowOvO the world may never know

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@Blazed_Bard]

@@CrowOvO I have this one traumatic repeating nightmare about me getting eaten by a giant alligator gar but when I die, I don't wake up the dream just resets. Lots of odd details tho

[@TomokoHimeko]

​@Kinda_sux reminds me of that dream I had where I was in the backseat of my parents car in the McDonald's drive thru, my parents would ask me what I want but I couldn't speak in the dream. Once they got to the end of the drive thru I would wake up again at the start of the drive thru being ask what I want again and it would repeat.

[@CorlenoftheRoundTable]

I had a weird dream where I was being chased by Fall Guys. When they caught me, their faces tore open to reveal mouths full of sharp, jagged, and bloodstained teeth, and started tearing me apart chunk by chunk. After they fully devoured me, bones and all, they all won a crown, and I woke up. Weirdest dream by far.

[@FinMarx-iu7jz]

new season: „cannibal conquest“ 💀

[@Agent-John]

Average creepypasta

[@outerspaceproduction]

The person in the thumbnail be wildin' 😭 - I can't blame them but stillll

[@STUP1DK1DTHE1ST]

Brutha waattttt???????????????????

[@Danny1th]

“CANT BLAME THEM” WHATA??

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@KillerCrewmate2526]

Just some people accomplishing their duty.

[@darthrevan8376]

I had a dream were I had to protect Hitler from time travelers. He had a robotic eye and stuff but that is not the weird part, the weird part is that the dream quickly devolved into a wet dream. I was not fucking Hitler but lord he was there.

[@darthrevan8376]

I also have had multiple nightmares in which I forcefully opened my eyes to escape. One of these was special however because whenever I tried to escape the dream I would experience a shit ton of pain and the dream would restart.

[@darthrevan8376]

Also also I sometimes have dreams where I am stuck in a time loop which always ends with me dying no matter what I do. In addition every time I die in these dreams there is no fear or pain just peace and calm.

[@darthrevan8376]

Re reading this it looks like I am an insane person but I promise it is not true. (trust)

[@cheyblake2475]

Well, I hope you'll stop having those weird dreams

[@indigo4801]

sometimes i have dreams where the light is too bright, and i'm trying to open my eyes, then i do irl

[@the_chill_man]

13:35 imagine listening to burning memory and having sleep paralysis

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@joy-wire]

Yo that actually happened to me!! I decided to put on some white noise on youtube before I went to bed (I never do that). Then I woke up at 5 am paralysed, and autoplay had gotten halfway through the entire Everywhere at the End of Time playlist. The songs fill me with dread every time I hear them now.

[@CelestialFrog676]

The fact that shadoo is a evil version of Mario from paper Mario😭

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@akechidhd]

i have really vivid dreams almost every night. i had a dream once that my friend was an scp disguised as a human and i found out. i sat her down and we i told her we needed to talk. she was like "sure! whats up? 😊" i asked if she was an scp, and immediately her smile dropped and her face darkened. i sensed i was in danger and tried talking her down saying stuff like "if you were i wouldnt judge you! i wont tell anyone!" but it was too late. she pulled out a knife from absolutely nowhere and she stabbed me like 12 times in different areas. i felt everything. vivid nightmares are the worst

[@rosykindbunny1313]

The weirdest dream I've ever had was probably when I was in second grade. I dreamt my school worshiped a talking hot tub named Tracy and my job was to feed it brown cheetos. Then for some reason our little cult was sleeping over at the school, and when everyone else was asleep, I overheard Tracy singing about how he was going to kill us. Unfortunately I woke up before I was able to enact my brilliant plan to save everyone from our talking hot tub diety.

[@cheyblake2475]

Dang, I once had a dream where I wanted to go back too (never did...)

[@trout512]

Literally last night, I dreamt a bear tried to drown me in a river. I woke up fighting/biting my blankets in panic. I thought it was bear fur for a second. I had goosebumps everywhere, and couldn't get back to sleep.

[@ArDeeMee]

Relatable. That adrenaline rush makes sure you‘ll be thinking about this dream for weeks to come…

[@EddwardTheSeventhSpaceWizard]

I’ve had a trilogy of dreams where I’m at Hot Topic and the first time I met Markiplier there, the second time it was Will Wood, and the third time it was Neil Cicierega.

[@termitesc.aardwolf3644]

One of the funniest crazy dreams I had was when I was walking through a jungle path with Van Pelt the hunter from Jumanji. He was going on an emotional rant to me about how unfair it was that some species of palm trees were physically incapable of wiping their butts cause their leaves were too short to reach. He was getting super worked up over it like an over-the-top Monty Python skit character. To prove his point, he pulled down his pants and wiped himself with a palm leaf before handing it to me. Disgusted, I placed the soiled leaf on some sort of rack on a cavern wall like it was a decorative ornament. Woke up laughing so hard over this dream.

[@kriskeeling3072]

i have weird scary ass reoccurring dreams

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@kriskeeling3072]

I'll be the judge of that

[@nandoskitty1723]

I had a lot of those as a kid! I've never met anyone else who had recurring nightmares 😮😮

[@GooseGooseYT]

What is a scary ass? Like a but with razor-sharp teeth?

[@kriskeeling3072]

@@nandoskitty1723 I've had multiple reoccurring nightmares with similar themes since I was a kid, 19 now and still have them every once in awhile. like I'll have the same nightmare with the same theme to this day once every few months as I did when I was 9

[@tagback777]

Bro I had a dream that Kwite did a video of reading people’s dreams Holy shit

[@Juan-f4x8i]

Bros brain found the matrix code i think.

[@Avikai27]

thats called visions of the future i have it too

[@noprobslems]

i'd have the same reoccurring dream until 3rd grade that might seem like a good concept for a horror game but in the dream i could feel everything happening (and almost every time in the dream there'd be this monster that'd bite my toes off) and it was it was strange

[@JungleTurtle47]

0:43 YUHHHH WELLBUTRIN TWINNSSSSS YUHHHHH

[@kalpea_varis]

My most vivid dream was when I went under for surgery. The propofol gave me the weirdest dream ever where I found out that Elvis Presley and Michael Jackson were one and the same person. Like... they're the same person pretending to be another singer, Hannah Montana style. When I woke up I was visibly upset and according to the nurse ranted to her about how I've been betrayed because I love Elvis' music and found out that he wasn't who he pretented to be.

[@Ibens_Inferno]

I remember having this one dream that I was a single clone trooper (with nothing but a pistol) fighting an IG-100 magnaguard, and when the electrostaff hit me, I swear I could feel the electricity pulsing through my body.

[@stxrsxpxnda]

I remember I once had this dream when I was about 6 or 7, back then I had this massive fear of breaking my entire nail off my fingers or toes. So the dream consisted of that happening but when I woke up I didn't know who I was or where I was. I didn't even remember who I was before that time. You know how at some point in your childhood you "regain consciousness" and you can't remember anything that happened before that? That's what it felt like but worse. I had no idea who I even was, I didn't even recognize myself when I looked in a mirror. I freaked out at the time. I still don't know what this was to this day but my mom says "my" past self was very kind hearted, sweet, and not scared of public humiliation. None of those things matched my personality after that one day. I still sometimes feel like I'm in the wrong body.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@mr.peanut6131]

Are you the isekai protagonist?

[@cheyblake2475]

Are you at least over coming that problem?

[@Agent-John]

15:02 The hyperfixation hitting so hard it causes Kwite to remain in character even in dream form.

[@jaeziahs2694]

I dont think anyone's arguing with the thumbnail....pretty accurate

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@KillerCrewmate2526]

@@p-__ SHUT UP

[@T33tH_mUncHeR]

One time, I had a dream of a cartoon where people were helping some unicorns who were hurt and then they found some grape with a bird beak murdered them all, one by one, like grapes and left their rotting corpses on the ground with nothing on the inside.

[@hampterclips]

If I knew this was happening I would have told my crazy recurring dreams

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@sahelhappenstance8992]

9:40 i love the extremely obvious symbolic dreams where you know exactly what it means, but it's just telling you something you already knew you know 😭 i can never have prophetic dreams or revelations its just like "remember this thing you already know? just wanna make sure you didn't forget it 😊"

[@AJscorner007]

MY CLOWN DREAM MADE IT IN, WOOHOO ‼️ 4:12 (Also, I’m super glad that the first mention of themself in the dream was me just having it on in the background lol)

[@old_memoriaa]

5:35 GERARD WAY MENTIONED GIRL WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

[@SUPERLEAF026]

I once had a dream about a drunk girl dressed as a cactus from Plants vs Zombies. I remember she slapped me in the face, threw water on me and I woke up.

[@massiveman4]

dreams are so cool, it's like an escape from the harsh reality. though sometimes they are so weird and surreal they make you wake up questioning your whole existence. i had one about a seemingly normal looking hotel and me and my best friend were there, then somehow i discovered that they kidnap people in their sleep and grind them in a giant meat grinder. i somehow found out about this. then, i somehow ended up in a weird maze at midnight and there was a nurse covered in blood and with a cleaver in hand trying to find me. i somehow got outta there, met back with my friend and told him that whoever finds out the hotel's secret gets the "special treatment". woke up after that. probably one of the most surreal dreams i had.

[@xraenon1664]

I don’t have any terrifying or insanely wack dreams, but I do have this one really annoying dream that comes up every few months or so. I’ll go be playing a game or something, go to bed, and pas sour immediately (which is REALLY rare for me). The dream is nothing more than a dream of me continuing to play said game. In the dream, I’ll look at the time, realize how late it is, sigh to myself when I realize I’m up really late, and climb into bed. At this point I wake, up not realizing I was just dreaming, and fall asleep again. This cycle repeats anywhere from two or three to as many as ten times, and I don’t realize what has happened until like 2:00 the next day. The craziest part is how accurate it is. The time on the clock whenever I look in the dream progresses just like normally, the other players in the multiplayer game act in a way you’d expect, but not an exact copy of previous games (part of how I found out what was happening the first time was I remembered saving a funny clip and not seeing it when I turned the console on the next day). This dream doesn’t happen often, but it always comes back after long enough without one. I’m half convinced this is some kind of condition at this point

[@cheyblake2475]

You can seea clock in your dreams? I heard that it's not possible to see

[@xraenon1664]

@@cheyblake2475 I dunno if analog versus digital makes a difference, but I wasn’t looking closely enough at my analog clock to see the time. I was getting the time from a digital clock I have that projects the numbers right above where my bed and gaming setup are. I did register that something resembling the analog clock was there, but I didn’t look too closely because I had already seen the time. Edit: a bit of quick Googling tells me that if you spend time around clocks or are concerned with time frequently you might still be able to see them. My two main hobbies of music and video games do involve time a lot, whether it’s a metronome to practice with, timers in game HUD that can be pretty important in a competitive mindset, or just my habit of constantly checking of the time while I’m doing those things.

[@user-ju6gb5yb5q]

I dreamt about playing cities skylines, I built a sick ass motorway

[@CommentingOnRandomThings]

Had this dream where Mike Schmidt from fnaf shot up freddy fazbear’s pizza place with a handgun & infinite ammo. It also had a drive through.

[@PowaZhero]

I read this as "y'all's dreams are valid as hell" at first and felt validated. 😅

[@shirotako6249]

I had a reocurring nigthmare where my family and I were walking on some bridge and a fragment under my feet collapsed and I shouted for help but everyone ignored me until I fell.

[@AlexMitchellFNF]

Even tho I can't remember most of my dreams I think there usually either scary as hell that I might wake up, or weird lmao like they don't make sense whatsoever.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@cheyblake2475]

Most of my dreams are weird, (In a good way)

[@Rammri_]

I used to have a recurring dream where I was with my family in this bright as heck museum, like everything was white. We were in the dinosaur exhibit, and everything just randomly came to life Night at the Museum style. The T-Rex one would chase me into this big blank room with only a little old lady in front of a vent. She'd have me go in the vent and then would face the T-Rex, turn into a velociraptor, and fight the T-Rex.

[@Godzillafanisback1954]

my dreams are just uhm... mechagodzilla giving birth

[@SvetsyBabe]

Respectfully?! wtf? (It’s similar with me)

[@currentlytakingovertheworl1160]

Who was the Father?

[@AlexMitchellFNF]

Oddly specific but ok lol.

[@CannibalisticChihuahua]

HUH

[@confusion0082]

Bro....

[@sodakuwun0707]

recently i had a dream where i met kwite at a local event and he was a piece of shit and i simply thought to myself "no thats alright that makes sense"

[@theratsalliance]

once i had a lucid dream (i found out i was dreaming because of clock in the dream not looking right) and after i figured out it was a lucid dream... i made it a.... uhhh... a little steamy dream. but i woke up too early so nothing even started. :(

[@3_iq_individual]

rip, my best advice for lucid dreams is to do whatever you want to do as quickly as possible most lucid dreams i had ended right before i did whatever i was building up to

[@DogBat]

I had a dream where I saw someone get stabbed and I yelled at the stabber “DONT” and ran away and I felt like I could have done something and I’m genuinely traumatized and the dream played twice with different things happening

[@Wr3nl3t]

Spooky dream of mine: I had this dream like two years ago. I was in my living room with my family, they were watching the news which we never really do, uh warning out for the entire country. About this criminal, this guy with no eyes black hair and one of those distorted smiles. Btw everything for some reason felt distorted like a Mandela catalog episode. Anyways for some reason we went to my grandparents house for dinner, me and my little bro went outside and a light close to us flickered and I didn't like it so I told my lil bro to go inside. He didn't want to until under the flickering light, a sudden blood splatter appeared. So yeah, felt real yet not at the same time 👍 anyways how y'all doing

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@cheyblake2475]

I'm fine. Do you still have dreams like that?

[@Wr3nl3t]

@@cheyblake2475 not anymore thankfully 😭

[@painterfrompressure]

i had a dream where i died and had to be brought back to life with a 'mythical banana'

[@Lava_Lazy]

I had a dream where i got shot in the forehead My body had shutdown but i was still conscious for a bit Could feel hollowness in my head, and my sense shutting down one at a time Then i woke up colder than dry ice

[@cheyblake2475]

Dang...

[@DogBat]

I keep having these dreams that feel so so so real that I can float/fly/feather fall and it keeps being in places I know/my house and I wake up and I try to do it and I cry

[@JrwiWatcher]

i once dreamed about a chapter from a book i was reading. except the book wasnt real, and i checked if i had any books similar to it, none. apparently i was hallucinating A WHOLE DAMN BOOK, LIKE BRO.

[@edegrof09]

in 2020 i dreamed that the fnaf animatronics were outside my school as attractions but it was 3AM so they turned evil and light was dangerous (also this was a lucid dream)

[@jazzywithzs]

i keep having dreams about going to work.

[@CannibalisticChihuahua]

I'm sorry

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite's farts.

[@KillerCrewmate2526]

I had one more year of school than everyone else because my birthday was at summer, apparently it kinda traumatized me because I passed years of dreaming about going to school after school is over.

[@frostytheiceberg1127]

6:20 I once went deep sea fishing with my mother and some friends as a kid, and she passed out, which she says is from not eating anything that day plus the heat (it was really hot out, to be fair), but EVER SINCE then, i have literally no memory of the incident for some odd reason, and after that day for MONTHS anytime i laid down and faced up, i felt the rocking of a boat... VIVIDLY felt the rocking of a boat.The gentle sway back and forth, and the vibrations of waves lapping against the sides. For some reason it brings me... a lot of comfort? If i try hard enough, i can swear i can almost 'hear' the waves hitting the side of that plastic-like stuff my great grandpa's fishing boat was made of. The same way you sorta hear parts of a song in your head when you recognize it? I love the ocean, and i miss it, but i barely ever go to it. Used to live at Tybee, and that was the happiest time in my life. I can't remember anything but smiles, playing in wet sand, looking for sealife and playing in deeper waves than anyone wanted me to from that time, but everything after that's been gloomy. Fellas, was i supposed to be a fish or something??

[@frostytheiceberg1127]

also of note: I absolutely despise flying, and it makes me feel nauseous, but i can never get seasick. Rivers, lakes, open ocean, none of it fills me with dread like anything else might, and i've never understood why people are afraid of the ocean, i just kinda... can't?? I don't see what's to be afraid of in or about it.

[@Kanny64]

​@@frostytheiceberg1127this is being said by a literal iceberg

[@TheOneAndOnlyMark1245]

YAY NEW KWOTE VOD🔥🗣️🔥🔥🗣️

[@rencloudz]

what you said about driving reminded me, it's so weird. i can drive in my dreams, and i do mostly okay (still terrifies dream-me cause it's the most realistic shit ever) but still no license or wheel experience irl.

[@TheVeiledMonarch]

They are…something

[@sillyvappy]

i had a dream where i was chained to the bottom of the sea which looked like the inside of a clam and forced to watch the news for 10 hours. then to contrast, one dream i had i just went to a casino with a fictional character and we held hands.

[@NotControlledByMillipedes]

The thumbnail is relatable

[@oliviatilleman8055]

i had a dream that i was in like. one of those korean webnovels where there's a video game-esque system where you get "skills" and have special abilities based on your class and stuff. one of the skills was the ability to eat the fantasy monsters (they were delicious but normally too tough for your stomach acid to digest). i was eating dinner with my party when suddenly we all started to lose our skills and i had the awful experience of starving with a full stomach because i couldn't digest my food. i woke up with a stomachache

[@peculiar-pan]

thats an interesting torture method

[@noratsuki42]

Oh yeah? Tell us your dreams, then

[@floor_552]

I had a dream that skunks broke into my house and kidnapped my family and wrapped them in bacon. The only reason they didnt get me was because i had a loft bed that they couldn't reach.

[@LuciferLovesDucks666]

Huh

[@whatwentwrong1]

I had a dream where as soon as I fell asleep, I slipped on my grandma's porch, and I woke up, feeling as if I was mid fall

[@Real_King_Orange]

Zero likes and only one view in 15 seconds you really did fell off after break up with spring trap

[@Boots1776]

I had a lucid dream where I was being chased around my house by a 10 foot tall spider. I thought it was real life and knew the spider wasn't real, so I thought I was having a psychological break and was almost ready to call 911 for medical attention before realizing it was a dream

[@phoenix-9094]

I usually die horribly in my dreams, feeling the pain. A couple of time loop ones had me die countless times in different ways

[@gameyfirebro9645]

weird dream 1: a dream involving a massive boincy castle, an army of alien Justin Biebers, and my old therapist being a secret agent type thing. Another dream: i was attacked by the goosebumps dummy from the air vent above my stairs where it then became homer simpson and I was bart. 3rd dream: tried sieging a castle guarded by british soldier looking american girl dolls that exploded like minecraft creepers, down to the flashing and slightly expanding.

[@shirotako6249]

I had a nightmare where my room was infested with some HUGE spider-scorpion hybrids and one killed my dad. I woke up panicked and with my heart almost jumping out of my chest.

[@Totallynota_Gh0st]

I had a dream about bill clinton but he was like just standing there like a cardboard cuttout and when i approached it i heard someone say "i like rutabega" them he opened his eyes like they rolled outta his skull and his mouth opened like the pirate painting in spongebob and he said "haAAAIII" and i woke up screaming bc i was like 4 and scared of bill clinton for some reason

[@taureanmitnaul6357]

7:19 shounds like corspe party or any rpg maker horror game

[@Danger_N00dle]

I had some weird dreams where I got into dangerous situation, like being held hostage during a bank robbery and stuff like that. I often end up being killed. but not really. Somehow I'm still alive or I just respawn somewhere else, like in video game.

[@makerofArt]

I just dream Void. But if it’s not that it’s just some 100% accurate future prediction dreams.

[@AttemptedMurbie]

i remember having a dream where i was in a apocalypse setting, and i ended up killing a young woman. i then proceeded to sit with her, comforting her as she slowly died in my arms, as she talked about her life, and how she wanted to see her family again. then i woke up

[@PantherCat64]

I have a ton of weird dreams, from surveys for 911 calls, to being hunted down by assassins for something related to my credit card info, to a plush panther become real, to emus in a parking lot for security reasons, to a clothing store that had a shelf labeled “weird furry games” right by the toilet stall that was out in the open, putting lemonade in a celling light cover because I worked at a Arby’s that turned to cosco, to a gMod update, to a heart filled story of losing a friend because they lost a basketball game that was being played in someone’s dorm room, a zombie game that doesn’t exist, getting kidnapped by a cartel leader with a fantastic purple hat and genuinely complimenting his work ethic, a prologue where we get a bullet time of a king fighting off his attackers in medieval times (with the rest of the dream being set in modern time), and the moon blowing up, just to name a few. I’ve been documenting my dreams because they don’t happen often and go way into detail. Like a lot of detail. Some dreams of mine one could make a whole video on, be it animation or just reading it out, I’ve detailed them that much. I love my weird dreams even if I do keep getting shot at for some weird reason, though at this rate it’s such a normal occurrence in my dreams it doesn’t stress me out anymore.

[@Josh-Viktor]

My head is a mess rn Anyways they sound really cool and uh

[@GUNUFofficial]

I had a dream shadow the hedgehog upstaged ajr to perform "all hail shadow"

[@Clownish.mp4]

one time i saw jesus in my dream and he waved at me, chill guy ig

[@Howtobook101]

I once had a dream where I was in a parking lot stuck on my old lounge and millions of biting ants were climbing on me:). I had many other dreams of where ants were trying to attack me so I guess that is where my fear of bugs came from.

[@Char1ieTheChi1dOfApo11o]

Once I had a dream where I was being repeatedly chased for my bedroom to my parents bedroom by a hoard of bears Like it kept repeating like a video game but everytime they caught up I’d trip and feel the claws stab into my back and I woke up and that feeling was still there it was weird asf

[@ryanclemons1]

I sometimes have this dream where my.....male you know what keeps getting longer and longer till it's like 12 to 20 feet long and I'm freaking out as I try to gather it up but there is just to much of it. Then I wake up....very odd.

[@itsaetho]

8:19 "FI-🐟"

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

I don't think I've ever died in my dreams. There were occasions where the dream aborted a smidge before death. But never actual death. Always something like not being able to escape the dugout of the bunny-hops style "labyrinth" (actually just a spiral) due to the machine gun in the middle getting to fast to move either forwards or backwards.

[@TheRealEggGod]

I had a dream as a 4yr old where my childhood friend became a flesh donut…??? I have no idea what I was smoking as a child but it must of been some S T R O N G stuff…

[@azure-mist]

I completely forgot I submitted my “bomb strapped to my chest” dream for this until I got to the part in this video featuring it. The TikTok had me CACKLING thank you

[@andistansbury4366]

I had a dream where someone accidentally geneticly engineered human-airplane hybrids. That's just one of the weird ones.

[@Paddylol]

I once had a dream where the printer in my mom’s attic (which i was terrified of) was chasing me through a forest. Not at night, but _during the day._

[@heycanitellyousomething]

I will say in defense of the "slenderman ate my grandma's dog" there are times where I have had a nightmare and I didn't see something happen but I KNOW it happened, it's weird there are times that happens, plus also they're dreams when has a dream truly ever made sense?

[@GreedyEmu7]

I have 2 weird dreams i remember, One being where my Chinchillas ate my sister and another is a reoccurring 1 where 1 of my family members gets kidnapped and the rest of my family go look for them, its like a very long bushy path, On the way we see a critter running from bush to bush a few times, after a few minutes or somet we find them but theres a giant chicken there which was the thing that took my family member, we take them then start running away, i get eaten at the end of every single 1. Ive had the dream around 4 times, the most recent one was where my granny got taken by the chicken-

[@TheCubicalGuy]

I wish I'd submitted mine, I dreamt that I got into an argument on the phone with someone while in a movie theater (I don't remember who) about how the power creep on dual lands in pauper (Magic the Gathering) had gone too far. Which is a ridiculous claim.

[@dempstrr]

when i was like 4 i was sleepwalking and had a dream that my entire room was covered in stickers. my mom was in the living room and all she heard was just me screaming "THERE'S STICKERS EVERYWHERE"

[@Milk_Boi0602]

I remember I had a dream where I was in a bad neighborhood and got mugged, with someone having a gun to my head, saying it was my money or my life. Being the smart bean I am, I decided to call their bluff and fucking put the barrel in my mouth. Last I remember from that dream was feeling like a hole in the back of my throat and just a calmness that fucked me up for a good week after

[@lowtier369]

I've been playing Red Dead Redemption here lately and so the other night I dreamed I was cowboy in the wild west and I had a partner named Ben and I told him "We gotta job, Ben" and the whole rest of the dream was just us in third person riding our horses through New Austin and West Elizabeth.

[@cheyblake2475]

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