To quote Sam O' Nella: "Not all stories have a point to them, sometimes they're just sad and disgusting from beginning to end."
@gutbucket61843 ай бұрын
Tartare but instead of over eating he overshares.
@BaxterSquee3 ай бұрын
My kind of story
@hyliastone2863 ай бұрын
I think the point of this story is that internet harassment and stalking like what Kiwifarms does can break a person, and that even those already messed up will still be made infinitely worse by it. Chris-chan's delusions read to me as a mixture of maladaptive coping mechanisms and a manifestation of their resentment, mental illness, and desperation. Like, the one throughline imo seems to be that his fantasies are a twisted chimera of intellectual properties that appeal to a child, stitched together with the kind of fanfic that only a lonely child with no friends and no significant education would come up with, and then fused with projections of their self-loathing, paranoia, resentment, loneliness, and likely some confused responses to puberty and not knowing how to deal with or process it. That and delusions of grandeur that center Chris-chan as valued and beloved and welcome and important in contrast to the real world where they're... anything but. And again, the kind of delusions of grandeur that only a dumb 5-year-old would come up with, aside from the warped perversions created by their very warped and disturbed life experience. In essence, a deeply disturbed, mentally incompetent manchild without the means of pulling himself together, poked and prodded and puppeteered by a jeering audience of sadistic internet stalkers treating them like an animal in the zoo and delighting in their continued mental degradation. It all just seems like a prolonged method of dissociation and avoiding coping with their increasingly miserable and hopeless reality, and the weight of their own sins that have built up while they coddled themself within their delusion. I bet if Kiwifarms and its predecessors had never existed, there could've been a timeline where Chris chan eventually ended up becoming relatively sane with the right support and guidance. Instead, (s)he's a testament to what happens when the worst in humanity sees someone they can collectively justify "punishing" by satisfying their absolute worst collective impulses upon. (S)he's a testament to the folly of mob rule - a hideous monster of our own making. At least, that's the impression I've gotten watching this shit from a far, far distance. Both Chris-chan and the internet's treatment of them have always deeply disturbed and disgusted me.
@teddieprox23074 ай бұрын
Chris chan...huh ? 🚬 i haven't heard that name in ages 🚬
@p-__4 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts
@aikitonine14834 ай бұрын
@@silliestgoobertoroam triple homo$ide💀💀
@doodlespiral71104 ай бұрын
@@silliestgoobertoroam Are Are you okay?
@Bihexual4 ай бұрын
@@silliestgoobertoroam "ahh comment" ruined any potential humor your reply could of had instantly.
@HyperDash474 ай бұрын
@@Bihexual bro got embarrassed
@Ligmaballs9994 ай бұрын
“Sassy nick” and “officer nick” fighting for dominance
@ron133.4 ай бұрын
fighting his boyboss demon
@KasonK3 ай бұрын
this is the funniest shit ive ever read
@silly_stanley4 ай бұрын
I'm impressed by that poor officer that had to listen to Chris chan's ramble, like HOW WAS HE KEEPING UP??? The fact that not only was he keeping up, but he was also answering back and listening to her is wild to me Shout out to him
@southernflight50784 ай бұрын
Guess he dealt with enough crazy to be able to keep up.
@apatheticAstronaut4 ай бұрын
Madman's insight
@Crimera1374 ай бұрын
they are cops they need to listen
@nineexists66214 ай бұрын
@@Crimera137 well no he fs could've just straight ignored her, but good officers tend to actually respond and keep up and have good conversations with the suspect
@mightymeatymech4 ай бұрын
HOW did he keep up?? Like I consider myself pretty fluent in Yapanese, but he was really following everything
@wtry694 ай бұрын
She actually became an unskippable cutscene in the car.
@SlightlyUnsalted4 ай бұрын
“Hey you! You’re finally awake…”
@damjay0054 ай бұрын
Lmaoo
@SneakyBoi__4 ай бұрын
He's always been a horrible yapper. I couldn't imagine being the cops.
@danepain4 ай бұрын
"She"
@itsatomiccc4 ай бұрын
Chris Chan is NOT trans yall, he just wanted to become a woman because he figured that would make it easier to get a girlfriend
@lilylohmann6144 ай бұрын
The sheer agony in the cop’s voice was he says “I can’t wait” about meeting Spider-Man is ending me 😭
@mightymeatymech4 ай бұрын
"Why would he only be in New York, can't he go wherever he wants to?"
@luciuseclipse4 ай бұрын
Honestly the cop driving with Chris in the back seemed to be having a great time, it was probably one of his most memorable drives even if it might have been a little annoying with all Christine's non-stop lore drops.
@captainfordo61424 ай бұрын
It will be a story he will forever tell for years on now to any new recruit
@ricardodnda38264 ай бұрын
When you are doing a side quest but the annoying NPC doesn't stop repeating the same dialogue.
@ArDeeMee4 ай бұрын
They also all grew up with Sonic and Pokemon, arrested people just usually never talk about these topics.
@thedragmeme4 ай бұрын
"I bet you're never working overtime for us again." "Naw this shit is hilarious." Has me on the floor god damn
@MarieGoldBrand4 ай бұрын
Chris Chan is the worst thing to come out of Virginia and I'm counting the Confederacy on that list
@wtry694 ай бұрын
WE'RE FROM THE SAME STATE???
@bo0mpalo0mpa664 ай бұрын
NAHHHHH LMAO 😭😭
@Niche-Machine4 ай бұрын
lowkey yeah 💀💀
@jisung1e34 ай бұрын
WE LIVE IN THE SAME STATE😟😟
@p-__4 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts
@variablecloud4 ай бұрын
1:57 The enchantment table text reads: If your reading this you got too much time on your hands. go find a hobby. prep a meal
@Luna-Taxers4 ай бұрын
DAMN IT YOU GOT IT FIRST
@Cactiband4 ай бұрын
how tf do you UNIRONICALLY learn enchantment table
@Kreshura-tm5rb4 ай бұрын
@@Cactiband ya gotta learn from steve himself 🤌
@Luna-Taxers4 ай бұрын
@@Cactiband take it slow, write it first
@patchyworx4 ай бұрын
@@Cactiband because it's fun to have a secret language yourself and a few other nerds on the internet know
@totallyn0taferret4 ай бұрын
Babe wake up mommy kwite posted (there is no babe. I'm a kwite fan. I'm chronically single.) Edit: CHAT IM NOT SINGLE ANYMORE
@ThisRandomGuy14 ай бұрын
Idk how or why but I thought your pfp was robotnik
@teaganpoarch44254 ай бұрын
Mood
@totallyn0taferret4 ай бұрын
@@ThisRandomGuy1 choked on my chips reading this
@thatoneguy24684 ай бұрын
this call out hurts more than a punch to the face
@turninganewleaf584 ай бұрын
Real I fear
@Sapphiredabird4 ай бұрын
The Virgin “excuse me” vs the Chad “Pardon my Flatulence”
@TheSnerk4524 ай бұрын
How is the most pleasant cop interaction I’ve seen in my life from the Chris-Chan arrest
@quarantinetherustgod4 ай бұрын
I know they were genuinely so sweet. And I want to be happy about that but why does Chris Chan get Sassy Nick vs Officer Nick discourse and everyone else gets every right under the sun violated
@rainesaysdie8633 ай бұрын
@@quarantinetherustgod literally 😭
@artslife44243 ай бұрын
Hey don't know how to respond to that😂
@7up.m0cha4 ай бұрын
Kwite and chris chan cross over Is something I never knew I needed, its like a video of Penguinz0 watching sharkula
@meiiday4 ай бұрын
That is terribly specific yet incredibly correct
@p-__4 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts
@justicedriggs8264 ай бұрын
Bro what is that pfp. Sharing is caring.
@fern34184 ай бұрын
kwite and ewu was a crossover i was never expecting 😭
@GUTZ.0F.TH3.D34D4 ай бұрын
Real ALSO YOUR PFP HELP
@myztryx4 ай бұрын
I forget Chris Chan exists for months and then suddenly I have every piece of knowledge I know about them resurface in something akin to the big bang
@diediedice4 ай бұрын
You might forget, but it will forever live inside you like a growing cancer
@danepain4 ай бұрын
Chris is a man, not a woman.
@princekyle41324 ай бұрын
Literally same 💀
@rayraroo4 ай бұрын
Inside you are two wolves, sassy nick and officer nick
@jameswilliams85554 ай бұрын
“Police find out suspect of horrible crime is internet famous” you do not know the HALF OF IT💀😭
@Youwillseesomething4 ай бұрын
Seeing the cops reactions to what Chris and the same with them are saying without any knowledge of what Chris Chan is, is both golden and cursed at the same time.
@IamSpacedad4 ай бұрын
Kudos on that officer's ability to humor chris while just sounding somewhat amused. Makes me wonder about officer training for dealing with delusional individuals in a de-escalating manner.
@Cakeiezz4 ай бұрын
WAITB HUH.... THE CHRIS SITUATION IS STILL GOING???
@pacman67444 ай бұрын
Oh goodness
@WaituSnaiku4 ай бұрын
Not really. Chris chan still is out there (they recently got their silver play button). The footage of Chris being arrested has only become acessable
@Mr.MermanPrince4 ай бұрын
No, the body cam footage just came out.
@Storming_edits4 ай бұрын
Oh boy it never stops 😔
@Cakeiezz4 ай бұрын
@@WaituSnaiku alright, just discovered Chris like,,, today😭
@j-motions98944 ай бұрын
Ik this is a low key self dox but I LIVE NEAR THERE AND I DIDNT KNOW 💀
@p-__4 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts
@nyxtella71474 ай бұрын
SAME LMAO
@Mag3.14154 ай бұрын
I think that may be high key doxxing actually
@SewerGod4 ай бұрын
Stay safe homie💀
@rdarkstorm84144 ай бұрын
Cville kwite fan meetup time Jk kwite fans don't leave the house
@AspynLylly4 ай бұрын
Ignorance truly is bliss because I was completely unaware of this situation until now and I am scarred. Thanks Kwite
@Thefirelordozai4 ай бұрын
I bet this was like jumping into cold water for the cops bc the moment that people started shouting things at her I would have lost my mind. This person and their insane rambling with their INSANE ass outfit, voice, demeanor and then they "claim" they have literal stalkers and you must be thinking "This woman has been mumbling nonsense since we walked in, there no way-" "Chris Chan!" I WOULD HAVE LOST IT! Oh and then if I had done any research after the fact and you find out all of these details and now you think back on it and how even more horrifying the situation is with context! To not have any context and meet then meet this person and it's like a part of history has just been weaving it's self into your life all this time and you had no idea. Insane.
@Storming_edits4 ай бұрын
God I used to feel bad for Chris, but then they did that to their mother, and i lost all respect.
@Mrk-C0seplay3r4 ай бұрын
What happened? This is literally the first time I've ever heard of them.
@CatComixx4 ай бұрын
@Mrk-C0seplay3r Same, I've never heard of this drama and now im interested
@AidanClutter4 ай бұрын
@@Mrk-C0seplay3rthis is my second time hearing about them, so take his with a pile of salt, but I think they drugged and graped them
@doodlespiral71104 ай бұрын
@@Mrk-C0seplay3r sexually assaulted his (or her) own mother
@darblez4 ай бұрын
@@AidanClutter WHGAT THE FUKCL
@society73944 ай бұрын
Poor dude trapped in a car with Chris Chan, wouldn’t wish that fate on my worst enemy
@IamSpacedad4 ай бұрын
My POV on the 'misgendering discourse' about Chris Chan is whether or not they were faking being trans is irrelevant, and as you said, their gender identity is the least important part about them right now. It's better to not harm the trans community as a whole by normalizing misgendering. If someone ID's as female, and/or even legally changed their ID to do so, then we should refer to that person as such, out of basic decency towards trans people as a whole. Why make the whole trans community suffer because of the actions of one predatory asshole.
@sweaterweatherlady4 ай бұрын
It has been CC's goal of having a girlfriend, and he has gone to some absurd lengths to have one. I say he because this transition is a long con, his rationale being girls aren't drawn to men like him. If he becomes a girl, he thinks he'll finally score. CC has openly admitted this. No one respects him as a man or a woman.
@pinkleafsheep4 ай бұрын
@@sweaterweatherlady the problem with that logic is that groups like terfs treat that as being the "goal" of every trans person, that they're just trying to get laid. so by making Chris chan an example of someone who they can readily point to as "someone it's okay to misgender because they're a sex offender", they can use it to more easily justify misgendering ANYONE who's trans, because they're trying to say EVERY trans person is a sex offender on principle. There's been proposed bills that will register drag queens as being sex offenders because of this. giving them an inch on this accomplishes literally nothing at all and only serves to hurt people. Also if a cis person is tried as a sex offender they're never talked about as if they're the opposite gender or risk being sent to the opposite genders prison, it's a double standard that exists for literally no reason.
@kornoyu4 ай бұрын
I feel that the reason people do it isn't to misgender harmfully(although I agree, its probably not the best and definitely causes its own problems), but more that its clear they are abusing the trans label for personal gain while not truly believing in it. to many people, they view that as a complete disrespect that doesn't deserve others to agree due to the fact it is someone literally doing the "the tr**** want to go into the bathrooms to spy on your wives, your daughters!" thing that the transphobic rhetoric used to say. of course, I do not believe that misgendering them is helping much, I don't think referring to them as the correct or incorrect gender is helping and honestly do agree its kinda pointless, because either way it is a pitfall. both encourage transphobia, and I find its best just to use they/them for the people who do this due to being a (generally) universal pronoun. as kwite said, who gives a shit about the gender of a person who committed incest and elderly abuse on their OWN FUCKING MOTHER, and has like 1000 weird mental issues.
@mightymeatymech4 ай бұрын
@@sweaterweatherlady see this is what makes it tricky i guess, because there's really no speculation. chris chan is literally the kind of 'trans woman' that conservatives think they ALL are, and that's what makes me hesitant to use she/her pronouns for chris. but i'm also hesitant to use he/him pronouns, because of what @iamspacedad said. chris chan is just... pronounless in my mind, because of those reasons
@dianaishtar4 ай бұрын
@@sweaterweatherlady yeah but also it kinda doesn't matter at all lol cc is a creep regardless
@lukehiggins80804 ай бұрын
4:06 surprisingly it’s not the first time this channel had to narrate something like this a couple years ago he had to narrate a shooting. At a grocery store by someone who was obsessed with the cartoon Danny Phantom and had created his own universe/reality where he was a character of that.
@p5strikerss4 ай бұрын
HE HAD TO NARRATE THAT???
@CrowCoded4 ай бұрын
EWU is honest fucking gold sometimes. I enjoy their videos from time to time across their different channels.
@CedarCritter4 ай бұрын
_im honestly surprised with how so many people don't know who tf Chris Chan is, but then again, i have to remind myself that most people arent chronically online like we all are_ _edit: damn, didn't know not alot of people weren't aware of how to get this kind of font lolol_ *_y'all can also make them bold too_*
@RandomBozo74 ай бұрын
this is rlly random but the type of font you used for this comment is very nice to my eyeballs 🙏
@CedarCritter4 ай бұрын
@@RandomBozo7 _thanks, i actually forgot up until now how to achieve in on youtube XD_
@theGuyWhoLikesMakingBigHandles4 ай бұрын
nah man im chronically online, just on a slightly different side of the internet lmao
@cerulity32k4 ай бұрын
@@RandomBozo7_you can surround text with underscores to italicise text_
@lylelylecrocodile25384 ай бұрын
@@CedarCritter how do you do it
@DrDementia4 ай бұрын
The sonichu medallion is a charged cursed object
@letsreadtextbook16873 ай бұрын
Special grade jujutsu item
@brenlc14124 ай бұрын
“Well if it isn’t Sassy Nick.”
@mightymeatymech4 ай бұрын
i'm so invested in that B plot, i need answers
@denifnaf58744 ай бұрын
"Check the internet lately?"
@mrmudkipz45834 ай бұрын
I read this out loud in Armstrongs voice.
@brenlc14123 ай бұрын
@@denifnaf5874 “Raiden! Air Force One is turning back to the states!”
@esbenm65444 ай бұрын
No prosecutor was willing to put in the work it would take to dispute an insanity plea by Chris Chan's defense
@IsLaytin4 ай бұрын
I just searched up sonichu and found the comic cover. on the cover, sonichu refers to chris chan as 'Father'. however, in the footage, chris chan refers to sonichu as 'Husband'. WTF???
@sunisagoat14833 ай бұрын
magichan sonichu is different from just regular sonichu
@Prismate3 ай бұрын
Sonichus are a whole species from what I gather
@necr0markerАй бұрын
lore accurate
@randomknight25854 ай бұрын
I'm suprised the cop didn't turn on the sirens and start weaving thorough traffic to get back to the station as fast as possible.
@juicecan44714 ай бұрын
Getting ads for the 3rd sonic movie during this video is crazy 💀
@TheDarwinProject14 ай бұрын
That Chris' lawyer was able to file them as incompetent due to autism, like it's an intellectual disability or had anything to do with the delusions is disgusting! There's obviously something going on, but that should be figured out, not just dismissed as autism. It's only going to make people see autism as more dangerous & scary on top of the bad rap we already have thanks to Autism $peaks.
@Prismate3 ай бұрын
Autism is a spectrum. We all know this. Just because high-functioning individuals are rare does not mean they’re not real nor that their behaviour can’t stem from it. Yes, Chris chan likely has something else about him which compounds with said HF-A, but it’s also completely indecent and immoral to perform psychoanalysis on people without their consent. Just take his word on it. It doesn’t matter for us regular basement dwellers since are merely observing anyways.
@whatisthis19583 ай бұрын
@@Prismatebased comment
@MossIsMossy4 ай бұрын
Being there live was emotionally distressing
@SlightlyUnsalted4 ай бұрын
You’re a fan?
@kitkatbreaker12704 ай бұрын
In the stream or the arrest??
@mightymeatymech4 ай бұрын
IN THE STREAM OR THE ARREST ??
@Superkort4 ай бұрын
@@mightymeatymech probably both
@jjrobotnik3 ай бұрын
@@Superkortmoss is actually sassy nick
@Kxttymeowsers2 ай бұрын
I live in Virginia. My dad was arrested at that same hotel for not paying child support. That hotel is right next to the Taco Bell my uncle used to take me to when I was little
@Hylabi4 ай бұрын
those cops are about to have the best lunch conversation ever
@jonnythonmccrapballs31124 ай бұрын
Probably a conversation about needing a therapist
@fancycat2564 ай бұрын
BRO I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE THIS HAPPENED cant believe i was so close to a historic event
@MurkyWaters64 ай бұрын
Sassy Nick is so baby girl 💅💅✨️✨️
@salty_craker4 ай бұрын
Real
@gabrielryan-leon8324 ай бұрын
That poor cop driving Chris chan around is going to go home to his family like “Honey, you’re not going to believe what just happened to me today.”
@peacheises4 ай бұрын
Safest thing I've found to do when it comes to Chris-Chan's gender is to just not use pronouns and always refer to Chris-Chan as Chris-Chan💀 Best way not to incite a mob or controversy. (NOT CORRECTING ANYTHING I'M JUST SAYING WHAT I'VE FOUND HAS HELPED ME STAY OUT OF ARGUMENTS)
@xenotiic83564 ай бұрын
I just use "they/them" since it's gender neutral
@yoshi85014 ай бұрын
I just use she/her cuz I don't think you have to pass some sort of morality or sanity test before you deserve to be called the pronouns you prefer,,
@labareda12764 ай бұрын
@@yoshi8501bruh so by your standards Chris-chan should be called He/Him since before being "Christine" his name was Christian
@yoshi85014 ай бұрын
@@labareda1276 Whuh,, she literally said herself that she prefers she/her currently,,
@labareda12764 ай бұрын
@@yoshi8501 oh shit my bad I misread your comment, I thought you said that people HAD to pass a test on morality/sanity
@peachesp0e4 ай бұрын
yooo just opened youtube and saw this, instantly smiled. love you kwite :3
@CAT-MDOS4 ай бұрын
:3
@Melon_Sketches4 ай бұрын
Chris chan yapping to a police officer and not even thinking "Am i crazy?" IS CRAZYYYYYY
@Melon_Sketches4 ай бұрын
At some point she has to go into a psych ward bc idk to believe in mascots of games and etc
@Lena-fish4 ай бұрын
All i could think about watching this was the poor cops that aren't chroniclly online and don't know about his internet history .
@Bewareoftheides4 ай бұрын
Bro we’ve spotted Chris Chan’s car several times where we’re at, and my friend has seen them out and about 😭 they’re still out here in southwest VA
@Growingcrazy83 ай бұрын
How far SW are we talking. I live in SW VA
@Bewareoftheides3 ай бұрын
@@Growingcrazy8 Lynchburg / Roanoke!
@Growingcrazy83 ай бұрын
@@Bewareoftheides …OH FUCK THATS SUPER CLOSE TO ME. NOOOOOOOOOOO
@Bewareoftheides3 ай бұрын
@@Growingcrazy8 welcome to the club brother 😔
@mrmortegan4 ай бұрын
3:07 I haven’t ever heard Kwite laugh this hard
@Vulphiz3 ай бұрын
Kwite laughed so hard his Vtuber’s eyebrows bugged out.
@mrmortegan3 ай бұрын
Lol
@orionstail4 ай бұрын
I watched this drunk off my ass and have no idea what just happened. Imma just have to rewatch this sober Update: I tried to watch this sober and 1, couldn't get through all of it, and 2, still didn't understand a damn thing
@dex.164 ай бұрын
i remember hearing that the medallion works like the ice king crown and turns anyone who wears it into another chris chan
@barbararab63904 ай бұрын
That officer got dropped hours of chris lore without his consent
@Jrafth1234 ай бұрын
Props to the cop in the car who actually tried to understand any of this
@Jao_O_Ser_Humano4 ай бұрын
the cop driving Chris should have been like "😦" the whole time
@teaganpoarch44254 ай бұрын
This is causing me physical pain
@ratman-hx9fn4 ай бұрын
That cop definitely has experience dealing with people as high as a kite.
@Cyndiz10734 ай бұрын
sometimes I'm living my life and feeling safe and sound and then I remember that Chris Chan is in my state
@ONESTOPGOTH4 ай бұрын
CHRIS - CHAN HAD SEXUAL INTERCORSE WIT THEIR MOM!? WHAT THE HELL
@12pentaborane4 ай бұрын
I envy you. It's been over a year and a half since they got arrested.
@Sir-P-Pizza4 ай бұрын
YOU DON’T KNOW????
@ONESTOPGOTH4 ай бұрын
@@12pentaborane WHAT?!
@ONESTOPGOTH4 ай бұрын
@@Sir-P-Pizza NO?!? I FOUND OUT AND MY JAW *DROPPED* .
@danepain4 ай бұрын
*his
@crystllxe4 ай бұрын
the poor officer who had to escort chris chan 😭🙏
@michael217264 ай бұрын
This video inflicted on me deep psychic damage. It took me hours to watch because I had to stop every few seconds to recover.
@Xx_D4RK_K1N_xX4 ай бұрын
3:30 pretty sure they said they did it to get closer to lesbians but admitted they weren’t actually trans after.
@VinVonVoom3 ай бұрын
This has never happened. The reason this idea started was because a lot of the people documenting Chris Chan were transphobic and they thought every trans woman was trans in order to take advantage of women.
@Xx_D4RK_K1N_xX3 ай бұрын
@@VinVonVoom oooh if that’s true than that makes a lot more sense. I just wish ppl respected trans individuals enough, I hate that it kinda just becomes a “well I don’t like u.”
@dbaker99823 ай бұрын
The cop is taking endless amounts of mental damage from listening to Chris Chan
@soifinallyhaveanaccountnow4 ай бұрын
Didn’t know you knew about Chris Chan, although I guess it’s inevitable to learn about them.
@alfredjones21494 ай бұрын
guys.....AO3 is down
@0ooo0oo0o34 ай бұрын
i fell to my knees💔💔💔
@枒4 ай бұрын
I need to write the next chapter of my fic but it’s for a fandom I’m not part of anymore 😔
@NonsensicalTrickster4 ай бұрын
I did not want to remember Chris Chan but here we are. Here's to another month of being unable to drink Fanta Orange.
@Growingcrazy83 ай бұрын
….i don’t think i wanna know what’s wrong with fanta
@Mari_Intothestaircase17 күн бұрын
Am so glad I was never a fan of Fanta orange in the first place…
@gold96972 ай бұрын
I love how nice the officers are being in this footage having to put up with her
@CookedCrispy224 ай бұрын
Imagine being the cops arresting Chris. So many people knows this random dude you’re arresting and knows nearly every aspect of their life. Then you later learn of the most ass backwards shit your detainee has done
@LadyMajolish4 ай бұрын
I can't wait for Chris-chan to draw a comic about his body cam arrest and somehow bring Sonic 3 into it where Shadow saves her from Sonic and the cops and rides into sunset while doing the Akira slide 💀
@popfizzarts77344 ай бұрын
her*
@ghostie_13504 ай бұрын
@@popfizzarts7734 do you really think that we should be validating the gender of a person who violated his own mother, literally believes that he is the reincarnation of Jesus Christ, and that cartoons are real?
@LadyMajolish4 ай бұрын
@@popfizzarts7734 oops, wrong pronouns, I am sorry! 😭
@popfizzarts77344 ай бұрын
@@LadyMajolish thanks for editing and understanding! have a nice day :D
@kingdamazo72664 ай бұрын
@LadyMajolish don't correct pronouns for someone like them
@VI_STATE_BE4 ай бұрын
"I have no rizz, but i must goon." -Joe.
@SOLAR_INSANITY4 ай бұрын
I have no mouth and i must freak
@minetieplays20924 ай бұрын
Who is joe
@SOLAR_INSANITY4 ай бұрын
@@minetieplays2092 joe mama
@minetieplays20924 ай бұрын
@@SOLAR_INSANITY my sacrifice was worth it 🫡
@zilog14 ай бұрын
Im so glad u never removed ur face mask. It really makes the character and is pretty iconic ngl
@Nooblet_25744 ай бұрын
chat what
@p-__4 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts
@changedtwicevery14days4 ай бұрын
chat is this real
@thehatman_official4 ай бұрын
@@p-__ Great! can you provide evidence and citations for your statement?
@HyperDash474 ай бұрын
@@thehatman_official I've smelt both (got kwite's off ebay) and P's are definitely better
@Zyskr..4 ай бұрын
@@thehatman_officialit's a bot
@Hemogoblinn4 ай бұрын
having watched HOURS of just Chris chan alone, not counting the other lowcows, the lore is WILDDDD and so sad
@yourlocalcorvid35664 ай бұрын
babe wake up kwite posted (there is a babe. I am the rare kwite fan who has game. the "babe" is also a kwite fan.)
@Howtoeatrocks4 ай бұрын
Sure we believe you
@yourlocalcorvid35664 ай бұрын
@@Howtoeatrocks mhm mhm I'm very believable
@missyOJ4 ай бұрын
I feel like there were multiple routes where Chris Chan wouldn’t have turned out this way.
@beaneyguy38154 ай бұрын
Early Internet access, signs of mental issues, a father who wasn’t in the picture and an ignorant mother can do that to a child
@cewla33484 ай бұрын
@@beaneyguy3815 so, three actual problems and your hatred of the unparented?
@mightymeatymech4 ай бұрын
@@cewla3348 I mean tbf i was 'unparented' and on the path to becoming a pathological liar before i met my stepmom and also started getting mental health treatment. i shudder to imagine who i would have become if i was just a bit more online and a bit less cared-for by random adults who stepped in as role models... lmao. that being said, i don't think i would ever uhm, pull a Chris Chan if you catch my drift. but yeah being unparented is no joke
@leowilliamson15734 ай бұрын
Weirdly large number of people who ignore that a decade and a half of having the internet catalogue every single thing you do to make fun of you as its biggest punchline is going to drive anyone insane and be impossible to move on from, regardless of prior mental or domestic problems.
@missyOJ4 ай бұрын
@@leowilliamson1573 I can see that being a big factor for his behavior. I know my mental state would deteriorate if people kept documenting my personal life.
@coffee_wizard35154 ай бұрын
Chris chan is basically just bohemian rhapsody from jojo's bizarre adventure
@salty_craker4 ай бұрын
“Sassy Nick wants to”🤣
@WaywardWizardStudios4 ай бұрын
I saw Chris chan in person at a convention. They were dresses as some star wars character and rambled for a while at the aqua team hunger force panel.
@Tonytonyace4 ай бұрын
The fact that this is happening in my home state is scary….
@Spanner144 ай бұрын
These are the kinds of trustworthy officers that deserve to be respected. They could have handled that situation in any number of ways but they did the bare minimum (which is saying something nowadays) and they should be commended.
@L0WLY-EARTHLING4 ай бұрын
I know very little a Chris Chan but enough to not want to know more
@StarlightUmbra4 ай бұрын
You know these cops thought chris is on drugs this is probably not the weirdest conversation they have had with someone
@DanDanTheMermaidMan.4 ай бұрын
17:34 real. I love merlin but absolutely sobbed when she started talking about it
@Howtoeatrocks4 ай бұрын
I really hope the officer didn’t get curious and look up the doccumentary
@gold96972 ай бұрын
I actually almost started crying at that rant near the end
@DeadKraker4 ай бұрын
this was physically hard to get through. good video! 👍
@Cactiband4 ай бұрын
dude ive been hearing of chris and their sonic ocs and obsessions ever since i joined the english internet- I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE LORE IS
@XxNiomiSneaksxX4 ай бұрын
_JAIL SAGA????_ Fr the same as: Im in my crime era
@arsonvamp3 ай бұрын
losing my mind over sassy nick vs officer nick
@bo0mpalo0mpa664 ай бұрын
Guys when I said I wanted Virginia to have some major news this is NOT what I meant 💀
@mrmudkipz45834 ай бұрын
I know how a cop probably feels when they hear "im famous" from someone there arresting. If only they knew the magnitude of what they are doing.
@andrewsena33944 ай бұрын
I knew kwite was joking about making a video about it but i didnt expect him to actually do it
@corvidinn4 ай бұрын
1:57 i can read enchantment table fluently, it translates to "if you reading this you have too much time on your hands. go find a hobby prep a meal" idk if they forgot an or but anyway here you go :3
@cable_g0re4 ай бұрын
Chris chan is just like a walking tragedy i cant fully blane cc for what shes done because it's like. God what a hellish life they live like i can only imagine. Its sad, funny as fuck, HORRIFYING, and disgusting. Like h. Wg. WHAT
@Literally_a_plant4 ай бұрын
9:32 im on pace to go to harvard if that counts
@obsidian_oki4 ай бұрын
Close enough welcome back Harvard graduate 🎓 🙌 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
@teddieprox23074 ай бұрын
I never thought I would see kwite reacting to Chris chan
@KiraiKatsuji4 ай бұрын
I had no idea about this whole person but this arc is absolutely comedic.
@SoraFan234 ай бұрын
This Chris Chan whoever they are needs help. I cannot believe a person like this exists.
@cashcreations87974 ай бұрын
chris chan might be the most popular sub-human alive and that makes me rather upset
@NyxusPluto4 ай бұрын
who are the other sub-human
@dabearodactyl4 ай бұрын
@@NyxusPluto crazen
@bluefox_2124 ай бұрын
what in the ever loving fuck is going on in this video
@p-__4 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite's farts
@jazzbearie2 ай бұрын
THE FACT THAT I KNEW AND WATCHED THE CHANNEL THAT RELEASED THIS TOO, THEY NORMALLY DO MURDERS
@twiggybun4 ай бұрын
I think the worst part of it all is that his mom bailed him out😩😭
@eviehowlett25354 ай бұрын
cant believe my favorite creators, Explore With Us and Kwite, collabed on this subject 🙏