LARPing In The Bedroom (w/ Very Gay Paint) | Perfect Person Ep. 47

Jenson Titus & Nic Sheppard (Very Gay Paint) join me to discuss being trashy at a wedding, looking gay at the plasma donation center, moving in with a boyfriend, and spicing things up without lingerie.
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Perfect Person is a comedy call in advice show in which Webby-Award-Winning Podcast Producer, Miles Bonsignore, answers your phone calls, solves your problems, and helps you achieve maximum perfection with his talented friends.
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[@zefyre7481]

"what environments are you wanting people to know you're gay" "like, the plasma donation center" is an insane two-liner and i'm adopting it into my lexicon immediately

[@Imbatmn57]

They test all the blood/plasma anyway,whether the person is gay or not,cant imagine that there's centers that put that rule into effect, we always need blood. And even straight people can get hiv.

[@lorithomasscott349]

Honestly the way I wake up on wednesdays has completely been revolutionized by this podcast

[@PerfectPerson]

This rules

[@breezy8105]

I get paid every Wednesday but now I feel like I'm receiving a weekly bonus.

[@jdavisjohnson3380]

Beautifully worded

[@ashVand]

To the girl who was worried about the sleeping arrangement!! : my parents have been together for over 30 years, and are the only married couple I know that are still madly into each other. They flirt infront of people regularly lol. They have a very healthy relationship AND my mom snores loud af, while my dad is a light sleeper. They’ve slept in separate rooms for most of my life. It’s never seemed weird to me, simply because I’ve been exposed to that- but he wakes up early to bring her coffee in bed in the morning, it’s very sweet. It’s ok to sleep separately, and it will make you seeing him in the morning even better. 💜

[@Steveve4123]

Same exact situation here! When I got a little older I started to realize it wasn’t “normal” that they slept apart and thought it was weird but then when I became an adult and lived with partners I was like oh yeah no I get it. There’s nothing wrong with it.

[@princessbablaschmabladingd7451]

This!! Honestly I bet a good amount of couples might be happier (in the relationship as also as individuals) if they slept in separate beds. Disrupted sleep will impact all areas of your life negatively.

[@Strawb_Goblin]

For the gay caller wanting to look gayer: ironic statement earrings, thumb rings, campy/artistic makeup vs beauty makeup, jacket with sewn on queer patches, queer band tshirts all should help!

[@andyqv-goodvibes1900]

Also just dying your hair a non traditional color even if just a peakaboo or dip dye and tbh any form of short hair above the shoulders and SHORT NAILS- both of these are common ways i am perceived as the bisexual that I am lol but fr my queer ex girlfriends and friends have always said they look at them nails! For *practical* reasons

[@jolinepienn]

Also, regardless of style: grow out your armpit hair

[@Polkie]

Lowkey surprised that you went with “today I made fries in the studio” and not “this week I successfully made a meat ship and SOARED through the sky!” 😂

[@Miss3rica]

I’m so honored to have the Ep named after my call! I definitely thought Nic & Jensen were the same Perfect Person but appreciate you ALL. (In my defense I was blackout excited.)

[@SalviMex]

You should definitely have Johnny Cakes as a guest

[@kellyk180]

yes omg

[@BaddeGrasse]

I would melt from pure joy

[@misheldxbrowning]

Easily my favorite guests that have ever been on the pod!! They need a podcast of their own ❤

[@PerfectPerson]

Love to hear it!!

[@breezy8105]

You NEEEED to have Very Gay Paint back on as guests soon... They were absolutely hilarious and matched your humor so well. I had to rewind so many parts just to laugh again.

[@RebekahFinley]

13 minutes in and the vibes are just so good. I love how invested they are in the caller’s Princess Diaries moment

[@aleks-33]

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[@aleks-33]

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[@dogfooddevin5538]

She needs the "Live, Laugh, Lesbian" shirt then lol

[@miqueladavis5393]

To the separate bedrooms convo: my bf and I share a room, but have separate queen sized beds pushed together. I have so much space and love that I have my bed, yet he’s still right there. It’s the BEST. I decorate my side of the room and my bed the way I want, and he has his side. I can roll over and cuddle whenever I want but also mostly have my own space and it works so well for a good night’s sleep.

[@pasc8699]

My partner and I did this on a king bed but we both have two pillows. We have our own sets of sheets and blankets so the other person can’t hog them

[@rebaray8020]

I am absolutely floored, because I never thought that there would be guests I liked more than Rainy and Will, but I LOVED this. So funny, but also perfect advice. Please have them on again soon!! And ask how to be an ally without being cringe pls

[@dinoearth5352]

to the gay person: - i hate to say it, but cuffed jeans and doc martens. bonus points for lace code - if you do your nails, make the accent nails pointer and middle finger. it's a sapphic flag rn - lavender, anything with lavender. the plant or the color. something that comes to mind is a pin of lavender, maybe next to a pronouns pin to make it extra obvious just research sapphic flagging. this has been an issue for ppl for decades now, there are so many different things you can do to signal queerness that an average floridian won't understand

[@julians4094]

genius level advice right here

[@tawnyew]

As a pansexual who is a frequent blood donor I was thirsting a bit ngl 😅❤ great episode 👏

[@baconatorrrrrrr]

Miles please never fix the loop on the song during the last segment. I look forward to the music stopping

[@TM.BECK14]

The guests' reactions to Miles manually re-starting the loop is one of my favorite parts of the segment lol

[@KittenCece]

I am a big advocate for Want/Will/Won't lists between couples. Sometimes asking "what's your fantasy" is a huge pressure, when saying will, or want to try or explore, the pressure comes off and you can find magic ✨️

[@princessleia9735]

This is great advice

[@princessbablaschmabladingd7451]

Oh this is excellent!! I'm tucking this in my back pocket to talk about with my partner later.

[@GreenGiant96]

Lego earrings for the gay caller! Easy solution

[@sarcasmdrips]

this may be the funniest episode yet, glad they're moving in as permanent co-hosts lol

[@littlelila7396]

Listened at work already but had to pop in here to say Miles, you and your guests were an absolute delight!! Thank you for being the parasocial strong male figures in my life, truly 🥲🫶

[@chloefoster9088]

The highlight of my week

[@PerfectPerson]

Thank youuu CHLOE!!

[@erikae5031]

Mine as well

[@heatherfeather1203]

Miles really said yalls pride month gift came early! This episode is absolutely everything

[@Polkie]

This podcast is literally the highlight of the week. I even went ahead and picked up a nice vegan treat to enjoy as I watch 😊

[@andyqv-goodvibes1900]

these guests were awesome!! hilarious, seamless rapport, pls have them back! the advice for the living situation was all around top notch, provided interesting reflections for myself even. Also, their exes working relationship and now friendship is fascinating, they must be really mature and you can see they still care for and appreciate eachother. love this pod and loved this ep!

[@cheyennejude]

Okay Nic and Jenson are A+ guests! Loved how offered very thoughtful insight while doing so with humor. Their perspective on the separate beds issue was refreshing!

[@agayconcept]

loving the chaotic gay energy in this 👌

[@bairet]

My husband and I had a sleep “divorce” and it was the best decision we made. We are more connected, less sleep deprived and crabby. I was apprehensive for a long time but it’s been great-there are so many other ways to connect with each other.

[@juliagoldsmith-pinkham8719]

I have never found two people who are not laughing so funny so quickly.

[@annatalbot2406]

If all commercials were voiced by Miles, I would watch every single one!!

[@jamieraby2509]

I absolutely love this pod! These are my favorite guests other than the wrecking ball crew! I enjoy when the guests feed off Miles' energy and don't just act super awkward. I hope we see Very Gay Paint again!

[@princessleia9735]

For the 2 beds caller - my fiancé and I technically share a bedroom, but we also have a guest bedroom that he frequently sleeps in to get better rest. Sometimes I snore and grind my teeth, so it’s nice for him to have a bedroom to move to if that happens. It by no means is a stressor or indicator of unhappiness in our relationship, it just means we get better sleep and cohabitate together.

[@Katranga]

Almost choked to death eating my lunch at the office 10/10. Listening to recommendations of how to look gay truly did me in

[@teamoxfordcomma]

I swear the sound of this theme song could wake me from a coma

[@nikksterr0902]

NOT YUBABA

[@PerfectPerson]

Yubaba has entered the chat

[@beckmannm]

Milkmaid as a gay catagory is hilarious and I love it!!

[@LemonJMG]

Please have Elyse Myers on! I feel like you two would vibe so well!

[@Namite0001]

Once again, the editing at 33:30 is killing it 😆👏 and again at 55:09, we love that weeb energy

[@OhItsJustAspen]

"Oh shit.. did you just step on my lego or are you falling for me?"😏

[@eyeseajujubee]

“Nothing is queerer than percussion” 😂 I was a closeted bi girl in drumline. I struggled for years to be perceived as queer and when I finally figured it out fashion seemed to change. “I don’t want to look straight” is so valid 🌈

[@mariannakokkinos4683]

Thank you Miles for yet another amazing podcast and making everyone's Wednesdays that much brighter 💫 #piggynation

[@emilydecker9857]

For the “therapy” aspect, these are the best guests yet! So thoughtful and poignant ❤

[@pasc8699]

If you snore please go to a sleep clinic and get checked out! You could have sleep apnea and a machine could help you get a better rest. My dad was exhausted all the time until he got his machine and it greatly changed his quality of life!

[@buddystar22]

To say I’m excited about this episode is an understatement

[@buddystar22]

I’m not even done yet but this episode is SO FUNNY

[@baconatorrrrrrr]

Im at work and i was waiting for this notification hehe. LETS GOOO

[@catlover4319]

Genuinely that was far and away the best episode and the best guests you have ever had on this show

[@Namite0001]

The way Nick described the crab risotto turning his pussy out honestly is like how my queer friends and I speak. It's Drag Race references and very sexual comparisons to everything. I almost have to code switch when I'm talking to straight friends, because I just can't call everyone bitch in a loving way, or they won't know wtf I'm talking about when I'm like "slay the house down boots" 🤣

[@elouiseee]

This channel is single handedly keeping me alive

[@jdavisjohnson3380]

Miles: “I get scared of that panic attack” “Yeah I have 3 a day” Honey, panic attacks or cups of coffee?? Bc like same to both but still

[@trinitywood4100]

When I read the title of this vid I thought that the larping in the bedroom involved very gay paint, and I was wondering what kind of larping would involve paint..... now I understand LOL

[@GiveMeYourTacos666]

She sometimes wears basketball shorts... well damn if it isn't gay me 🤣 ok also, Miles, that edit with the three of you reacting to the gay caller, gorge!

[@abbypale9003]

Easily the best episode yet! Love the mindset of your guests and you all gave some genuinely amazing advise and different perspectives! Also, missed opportunity to say “perfection is only an oink away” after all the piggy talk 🐷

[@mchammerandnail]

I can’t wait to buy and read gay book, I didn’t even know about gay paint before this pod, but I’m so happy I found these silly boys

[@saraylopez5748]

Didn’t mean to be this early but excited for this episode!!

[@jomgonja6440]

this was truly hilarious and great way to start my morning, loved very gay paint!

[@meganwantstea]

This is by far my favorite episode so far - I was dying laughing the whole time through.

[@ren0387]

incredible guests!!

[@marie-christinelord6433]

OMG finally wednesday afternoon 🎉 Perfect Person is the highlight of my week

[@Jennifer-vh3tv]

I love winding down after my work and listening to this podcast ❤

[@RiniKiwi]

Can't listen right away but I'm excited to listen to the ep later!! Greetings from Amsterdam ✌🏻

[@kaleidoscopic_star]

You know what, Miles? I hate ads and I can't join patreon right now. But you know what else? I freakin love this podcast so much that I make sure to watch and rewind all those ads segments to show some support 😂❤ heck yeah!

[@faithdaisyxo]

I love this podcast so much

[@KrisTess]

this is like a crossover event for me i love Miles’s sense id humor obvs but VGP crack me up !!

[@cottagegremmy]

To the one trying to do the sexy anime cosplays, here are some notes from a Japanese person (me): Please make sure you are doing cosplay of adult characters (it seems like a dumb comment to make, but so many characters are minors and look grown). Also, please make sure that your cosplays are not fetishizing parts of japanese culture (the language, etc). As well as be aware that wearing school girl outfits is like...one of THE worst things you can do. A lot of people wear school girl outfits to be sexy but I think more people need to know that in Japan, we typically only wear it to highschool at the latest-- so that's like 16 or 17 year olds. Just make sure when youre trying to be sexy and trying new things, you also keep in mind the culture and be aware of whats appropriate to do and what isn't.

[@christina-clairegeorges3661]

This was divine !

[@maggiemoo001]

Nick and Jensen were amazing! Some of my favorite freelance associates so far!

[@2948jdjdj]

i usually just listen to the pod but im so glad i watched this one because very gay paint saying the most outlandish things with the absolute most serious faces the entire episode brought a whole new dimension of funny to this

[@itsme_taylorlee]

This was unhinged and I enjoyed every minute of it. Love the new perma-cohosts ♥️😂

[@PokhrajRoy.]

Our favourite Meatship Comfort Millennial is always consistently delightful. We Stan ❤

[@kamryndold2279]

loved this episode

[@wzackwzackw]

omg hot gay people at the plasma donation center XD XD XD

[@loveyourselfdamn]

i started this in my car then moved to youtube once i got home and got 17 minutes in before realizing there were 3 people and not just 2

[@GemGem00]

Banger ep

[@emilyl1406]

Wednesday’s are the best bc of this podcast!

[@andreamendez2295]

they were the best guests, please have them again in the future!!

[@minmom166]

I'm a fairly snuggly and can show affection but I love sleeping separate. I just don't need someone by me while I'm sleeping.

[@livjm]

I feel like the separate rooms thing onky works if both parties feel good about it...

[@emilyf4178]

One of my fav guests by far

[@hconf]

Miles your face with the percussion sound bite kills me

[@simplicitylost]

I’m just here to huff some of that sweet, sweet gay paint. 🤣😝

[@EvWuzhere]

I HAVE A FIX FOR THE 2ND CALLER that DOUBLES as merch for the show- this woman needs a will witwer shirt that says "i love big ol naturals" on it in large text

[@EvWuzhere]

I do think its slightly generic where it could be- but also not quite enough to be -viewed as ally behavior

[@dorkaballa-johnson1214]

Loved them on Trixie Motel! I think Jenson and Nic maybe tied for my favorite guests (tied with Sarah, of course). Pls bring them back!!

[@purpleturtle395]

i am ALSO trying to look gay at the plasma donation center. another perfect episode

[@nadiaa2717]

More of these two please.

[@leoniemoats7467]

I count time in episodes. Another week gone lol❤

[@musicbycarolinebauer]

Please have very gay paint back on as soon as possible this episode is hilarious.

[@oliviascott741]

as a fellow gay in florida i felt this so hard 😭😭

[@mrcrunchy000]

I love Very Gay Paint!!! What a sweet surprise! ❤

[@Han_jinhee]

Miles saying he’s a “fun poor” 😂

[@Elizabethcantsing]

The caller who was high and didn't know when it was her turn to talk was so real. I always feel like the rudest person in the world when I'm high

[@Kayte52]

54:27 "Car stuff" made me think of the movie Titane. that was a wild ride that i'm not fully recovered from

[@tirzah9929]

Caught this one early, lil too early for a dab.. hmmm Lies, never too early

[@blackandblue_13]

hot gays at the plasma donation center beloved…

[@floralvarezr]

Super gay girl, I empathise with your struggle so much. My advice is wear a lot of rings, maybe get some tattoos

[@victreebel170]

WOW these were good guests.

[@graceweber1265]

Also omg the caller trying to present more gay and hit on someone at the plasma donation center hit a little too close to home😂 everyone I know has a crush on someone at the plasma center

[@ec2335]

This is the perfect start to pride month that I needed!

[@strangeaslife]

These are my favorite guests you've had that aren't Rainey and Freelance Sidekick

[@chloekuroi]

Gay caller - the obvious perfect person move here is to stop removing body hair. At least straight men hate it. You can have tatas fully out still and just a lil peak of arm pit hair will send 'em running.

[@meganmcarthur899]

I think women are more judgmental about body hair than men. My hairy armpits and legs have not sent my husband running 😆

[@kendramangan]

I didn't know LA had their own Hall and Oates 😝

[@jazzenriquez9827]

Yay!! 🎉