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@blacktigershearthstoneadve69056 жыл бұрын
I think I know what's the problem with his boss. His left brain has nothing right and his right brain has nothing left.
@leandrog27856 жыл бұрын
In that case, i think his biggest problem would be having two brains.
@adityawicaksono8756 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, good one
@gllitching10505 жыл бұрын
this pun is definitely underated
@sigra48675 жыл бұрын
That is an awesome saying left has nothing right and the right has nothing left, brilliant! Peace and love
@downhill2405 жыл бұрын
LMAO!
@slappy89416 жыл бұрын
I had a boss who kept calling me to his office to ask why our work was being delayed. I told him I was constantly being interrupted and called away. He told me to ignore all calls until I was done. Several unanswered calls later, he came storming onto the floor, demanding why I wasn't answering his calls. This really happened.
@flapjackboy5 жыл бұрын
"Well, I didn't mean ignore MY calls!"
@Rinsuki5 жыл бұрын
Same thing with the lab. Doctor calls and asks why wasn't the urinalysis not done or the specimen not ran...I'm like I am putting in the results or we got it five minutes ago so it'll be a while. Constant calls about this and that when I am trying to do work. I just wanted to reach into the phone and slap them.
@huangjunwei72115 жыл бұрын
r/maliciouscompliance ?
@sombrero89895 жыл бұрын
I did have a colleague, who attended about 30 (not kidding) status meetings every week, explaining why the projects are behind the schedule. He was expected to attend each and every of those meetings, despite the answer was always the same...
@meancomment24135 жыл бұрын
@@sombrero8989 Dude was prob there long enough to start receiving mail at that address.
@jlshoem4 жыл бұрын
“When you’re dead, you don’t know you’re dead. The pain is only felt by others. The same thing happens when you’re stupid.” - Ricky Gervais
@900108Chale4 жыл бұрын
ROFL! Awesome quote!
@じゅげむ-s6b3 жыл бұрын
taking this
@gwarlow3 жыл бұрын
Is this too many words for a t-shirt? Brilliant!
@jlshoem3 жыл бұрын
I have another: "Stupid if forever. Ignorance can be fixed." - that's from me
@seaweed66683 жыл бұрын
Just changed the words dead with stupid lol
@GeeTrieste4 жыл бұрын
As an actual engineer, this whole "The Expert" series is so frustrating to watch. And yet I can totally relate. People who hear and use words, with no idea of their meaning.
@robertroy14354 жыл бұрын
I'm an engineer and I can totally relate to this. It happens all to frequently, but luckily the idiots that do this rarely last long.
@superbros16904 жыл бұрын
@@robertroy1435 what type of engineer are you
@robertroy14354 жыл бұрын
I trained in mining engineering but I ended up as a engineering project manager, which is why I can relate. It's not uncommon to have clients who have no idea how a design is accomplished so frequently make contradictory assumptions and requests. It's especially annoying when it's another engineer.
@superbros16904 жыл бұрын
@@robertroy1435 Mining engineering? Never heard that, however cool stuff.
@robertroy14354 жыл бұрын
@@superbros1690 that is exactly what I said to the 4th year mining eng student I was standing in line on my first day of university. I mean exactly. LOL. Very cool stuff especially the explosives.
@CheapSushi6 жыл бұрын
This hurts to watch.
@spock79456 жыл бұрын
you are privileged my dear *+CheapSushi* if you don't have to 'live it' on a daily basis!
@piotrmalewski81786 жыл бұрын
Just rebel.
@xoxolatl6 жыл бұрын
Yes. It's so true. It just cuts to the bone.
@tiaturnbullchampionscoachi95876 жыл бұрын
Absolutely!! Reminds me the "adding a cover letter" scene in Office Space. Some people like the feeling of authority so they get to act as if they are smart without the inconvenience of using their brain.
@worthlessguy74775 жыл бұрын
Yes, imagine a boss like that.
@_indrid_cold_ Жыл бұрын
This reminds me of a real world situation with a client which happened about 15 years ago. It goes like this: I had been called to troubleshoot a problem with a server. We were not allowed remote access, we had to work onsite and literally in the server room with a KVM (remember those?). The server room was a literal 5 minute walk from the incident room the client had set up with about 10 different people attending to talk about the impacts and the workaround they were trying. You get the idea. The client told me that it was mandatory for me to provide an update on progress every 15 minutes until the problem was resolved. I had to give the update in the incident room to the crash team and, I recall being told this very clearly... the update about progress 'is more important to us than actually diagnosing or fixing the issue. You MUST give these updates every 15 minutes no matter what'. What then commenced was a sequence of me giving an update, which took about 1 minute. Walking or running to the server room in the building across the street (5 mins). Signing into the room (security calling to check the incident number allowed access - every time) and going through an air cleaning space (2 mins). Me looking at the server logs and trying to figure out what was wrong with the daft thing (1-2 minutes). Me leaving the server room and proceeding back to the incident room (5 mins). Me giving the next update based on about 90 seconds of actual work. As the updates were virtually useless more people began to ask questions.... this mean that it would have been time to give the next udpate by the time I arrived outside the server room - so I just had a coffee in the incident room until it was time for the next update. Those idiotic people never even thought to themselves that I had not left, they just pitched up and wanted the next update all the same. I tried to explain the problem to the incident manager, but all I would get is a 'well I cant get a closer incident room', or a 'maybe you could phone the update in?' (no phone in the server room where I needed it and too noisy anyway). Eventually, realising this was going no-where I falsely blamed the issue on the companies own internal networks team and demanded that someone senior from that team accompany me to the next update them come with me to see the evidence of the problem in the server room. They sent quite a senior person from that team who listened to me update that the network was dropping packets then we walked to the server room. Begun to connect his sniffer....then it dawned on him -before his laptop had even booted, that it was time to go back. We left everything in place, and walked back to the incident room whereupon I started the update by asing if he had proven that the network was functioning correctly? Of course he could not say. I burned another couple of minutes again arguing my case and back we went. By now the companies own tech realised that I'd pulled him into an impossible loop. He made some calls, his boss made some calls and in due course the incident manager was spoken to and I was excused from any further absurdity. The issue with the server was located in the first debug session I was permitted to have that lasted more than 2 mins. The cient had changed the antivirus app on the machine from a supported and correctly configured version, to their enterprise a/v - which was not supported and was killing the server app from even starting. Service restored in less than 20 mins after a day of outage. Just because someone works for big company X and has fancy title Y it does not mean that are not a buffoon.
@maciejcieslak6712 Жыл бұрын
OMG, that story sounds like being straightly taken from Monty Python`s Flying Circus, sometimes I wander what about the good old proces of thinking... :)
@adamnetzen Жыл бұрын
This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. The scary thing is I don't think you're making it up...
@chicagotypewriter2094 Жыл бұрын
Wow what a bunch do clowns you worked with!
@linsen8890 Жыл бұрын
In my long experience, fancy titles have a very high positive correlation to level of buffoonery.
@davidhunter1429 Жыл бұрын
oh man! I laughed so hard at this story! that made my day. Thank you!!
@mhzprayer3 жыл бұрын
The thing which may not be obvious to the novice is that you can address the issue of left-angles by simply allowing your square to rotate half way around. Left angles quickly become right angles, and that's an improvement of 50%! Of course some previously right angles may have become left in the process, but you can simply rotate again to overcome this. The ability to respond quickly with incremental changes like this is called "agile" development.
@CarlosAnglada Жыл бұрын
@Lucky102793 ай бұрын
😂
@_JKelly966 жыл бұрын
WHY ON EARTH DOES HE STILL WORK THERE! After the lines incident I would've left
@LaurisB6 жыл бұрын
He loves drawing lines & angles!
@mujjingun6 жыл бұрын
Well, he does get money for just drawing lines and squares after all.
@leakforme6 жыл бұрын
This is my life.
@spock79456 жыл бұрын
*+88Film Co.* someone's gotta run the kitchen at home. and often there is no escape and it is the same everywhere!
@prabhjinderaulakh6 жыл бұрын
everyone does...
@luqcrusher5 жыл бұрын
I thought this was a comedy. Why am I stressed out?
@infinitymfg53975 жыл бұрын
Me too. LOL!
@vibsh6254 жыл бұрын
It's relatable as fцск, that's what matters.
@zaheeraslam31664 жыл бұрын
Bloody hell, not just me then.
@IoT_4 жыл бұрын
Because it's a true genuine comedy. One person said: Humour starts when people stop laughing.
@somestuffithoughtyoumightl69854 жыл бұрын
I experience this every time I turn on the news
@ErlandDevona4 жыл бұрын
I used to laugh to these sketch, believing no one is that stupid, but now this is more akin to horror movie that I have to live in everyday.
@beentheredonethatunfortunately4 ай бұрын
There's a reason why Dilbert is so funny.
@Lucky102793 ай бұрын
I think it's probably less about stupidity in the real world and more about arrogance and/or incompetence (i.e. not that someone is _stupid_, but that they were promoted to a management role without having the proper skillset and/or personality for that type of role.) It seems like, all too often, companies promote people to management because they performed well in their previous role, assuming that means they're ready for a leadership position, without considering that actual leadership is a skillset all its own that may or may not overlap with the skillset required for the employee's previous, lower level role. My, off the cuff idea to improve is to have specific leadership goals an employee must have performed in their current role before being eligible for promotion. And perhaps also require that a candidate be able to get like two staff members they've worked with to vouch for their ability to lead in specific ways. think Google, in particular, actually does something sorta like this, though don't quote me on that. Whether such a system would actually tend result in more competent managers on average or generally better employee-manager relationships overall though, I can't actually say with any reasonable level of certainly, since I'm just going off the first ideas that came to mind.
@drops2cents2606 жыл бұрын
Sometimes, I experienced situations like these when I was working in IT in the early 2000s. After trying to be polite and explaining like Anderson does, I soon took a completely different approach: When people started to spew clueless nonsense like Timothy, I got up, told them "okay, get back to me as soon as you remotely know what you're talking about, and leave me the fuck alone until you do" and just left. That ruffled quite a few feathers at first and some people became pretty pissed at me, but in the long run it did pay off: Those who were willing to learn started to comprehend how unproductive their behaviour had been and began to change (at least made an honest effort), and the others ignored me (which was equally fine by me, because that way I didn't have to deal with those muppets anymore as well). Granted, I lost one job because of that. But that was no big deal because the boss was a true cliché MBA (i.e. a certified clueless smart-arse who liked to deal with any problem by avoiding any head-on approach at all costs and just make your ears bleed with pseudocompetent MBA "big words" instead), and the company went Chapter 11 for the first of numerous times anyways about six months later.
@WhiteDeVil35 жыл бұрын
I have approached the exact same problem, the exact same way you did, and encouraged this approach on reddit a couple times. It was quite disheartening how many people replied with: "yeah like I can afford to lose my job or constantly change/keep looking for a job". So many people live in fear and shackles that they've willingly put on. It's sad really.
@talsubach59794 жыл бұрын
@@WhiteDeVil3 I think it really depends on the person's skills. If you have no useful skills (like engineering for example), it's hard to pass up jobs. It also depends on where you live - some places are tight job-wise.
@rishabh.malviya4 жыл бұрын
"A certified clueless smartass who avoids dealing with a problem using a head-on approach at all costs and instead makes your ears bleed with pseudocompetent MBA big words." This, sir, was truly brilliant. It needs to be in the Urban Dictionary or some shit.
@SmegInThePants4 жыл бұрын
Thank you. I've met so many people w/so many degrees that each impress me and garner my respect of their knowledge in their field. To varying degrees, their diplomas mean something. They translate to something tangible in that person. And then I've met MBA's. This is only in regards to the MBA's I've met, so its not a large statistical sample, just my personal experience, but I struggle mightily trying to deduce from what I see in them what they were actually taught in those MBA classes. Its the only university program I've come across where one seems to know less upon completing it than they did when they started it. Its like one of those movies where someone goes off screen and comes back different, only to find out later that they were replaced by an alien in disguise who in spite of the quality of their disguise still doesn't quite fully understand what it is to be human.
@antonzhdanov96534 жыл бұрын
Well, I doubt if you can say this to your manager. If you are not on post of some rare specialist, you could be fired quite fast after this.
@markgohl26606 жыл бұрын
Anyone who has ever worked as an engineer and been in a meeting with senior management knows exactly how this feels. I don't find it that funny as I just feel my blood pressure rising as the memories come back. This is not a comedy but a quite accurate depiction of what it is like to work in engineering but in a way which is accessible to a wider audience. You could go places by offering this as a training film as it is quite an effective little film. Watch the ashen faces of engineers in the audience as they break out in cold sweat.
@artistdigital4 ай бұрын
I didn't find it funny either.. my blood pressure was shooting and getting throwbacks! Its tense!
@Lucky102793 ай бұрын
Surely it can't be that bad _everywhere_. I have a feeling that all the comments relating similar experiences are a rather biased sample, since people are more likely to post about negative experiences than positive ones and also posting a positive experience in this comment section doesn't really match the theme of the video. While I've no doubt there's real truth in this satire and most people are commenting about real experiences, I also worry so many such comments will scare people off going into engineering at all when 1. This sort of management nonsense can happen in any field, 2. Some companies tend to have overall much better work cultures than others, and 3. Even in a job where a person genuinely does these sorts of negative experiences, depending on how frequent they are and how much they enjoy their actual work itself, etc., they might or might not still overall consider themselves to have a good job they're reasonably happy with.
@artistdigital3 ай бұрын
@@Lucky10279 I will show you the root cause of the issue. When a project manager is not a qualified project manager and when the project manager does not adhere to best practices, then this happens. If I am an expert in a field and I give my expert judgement on the matter, a person who is not an expert does not have the right to challenge me on it. The PM can take expert judgement from another expert in my field for comparison. This sums it up
@markgohl26603 ай бұрын
@@Lucky10279 We all have that cognitive bias to see the negative rather than the positive. But then again I would rather of not been someones servant.....
@ManfredW6 жыл бұрын
for me it is not funny. that is my reality and people make fun of it
@MiraSmit6 жыл бұрын
This really happens, people not knowing a right angle is 90°? How did they get hired?
@MiraSmit6 жыл бұрын
@dabdumedum14 WTF? How the hell did she make it to boss?
@KaliadderGaming5 жыл бұрын
We laugh because otherwise the truth would hurt too much!
@OphiuchiChannel5 жыл бұрын
Ive been there too. 🤯
@lolwutizit5 жыл бұрын
Mira Smit The right angle, and the perpendicular lines, and so on, are just an exaggerated metaphor for whatever subject the main character is an expert on. The authors had to pick something obvious to general audience to showcase the expert’s perspective on that topic, it could’ve easily been bridge construction, information security, or even a lab setting for biochemistry or whatever.
@Lloyd2112DT6 жыл бұрын
I think I might have some PTSD from working in an office for so many years...
@VagishaDas6 жыл бұрын
day shud promote him.....:) to b d cheef.
@drrodopszin6 жыл бұрын
Yeah it triggered a minor anxiety attack in me as well.
@YankaRonin6 жыл бұрын
no wonder this kicked in my willingness to strangle someone
@alcoholandfun2435 жыл бұрын
Then you are a wimp. Grow up.
@mgtowstanleyzoltanov98085 жыл бұрын
@S Invest it. SOme MGTOW men have pretty good finansial advice.
@joelprestonsmith5 жыл бұрын
The principal actor is phenomenal.
@LaurisB5 жыл бұрын
Orion is great!
@Rubashow6 жыл бұрын
I think murdering him in anger would be a perfectly viable defense in front of the court.
@docal26 жыл бұрын
Rubashow using a triangle with the perfect left angle.
@dijoxx4 жыл бұрын
What kind of people do you think make up the juries?
@farout47084 жыл бұрын
dijox and the judges
@krollpeter6 жыл бұрын
"Why is the beverage separating in layers?" "You need to use an emulsifier." "Peter we don't want to make the recipe complicated!" Yea. That is my job.
@LaurisB6 жыл бұрын
At the end of the day, you are the expert!
@daidaitastic6 жыл бұрын
I couldn't help but relate to this through my barista experience.
@LaurisB6 жыл бұрын
You need to make a late, but layer it milk, coffee and milk foam. In that order.
@Quonchon5 жыл бұрын
Make a drink but i want it separated in 3 layers.... vertically
@NPCSN5 жыл бұрын
TheEpongeMan 🤣😂🤣
@lestersys6 жыл бұрын
Ryan nails that expression perfectly! The number of times I've had that look on my face when I used to be an engineering consultant. LOL
@LaurisB6 жыл бұрын
I think many people have that expression often - irrespective of their line of work :)
@JamesCox6 жыл бұрын
*This was perfect and not just all right!*
@Catastropheshe4 жыл бұрын
Right!
@BuffNerdInCa5 жыл бұрын
The "expert" videos are sadly a reality for many engineers. Extremely well done, hilarious, and pretty accurate to working in some larger companies.
@LaurisB5 жыл бұрын
Glad you liked them!
@yacaqmierpongo Жыл бұрын
not only engineers.. I work in e-lerning and this is common occurance as well sadly
@rackt094 жыл бұрын
This "expert" series is really stressful for me.
@tom92vdb5 жыл бұрын
"Obviously we wouldn't be using a left angle, that just wouldn't be right!" Omg the metajokes! Well done.
@StephenMcGann4 жыл бұрын
This absolutely, and tragically, one of the best version of sales people that you'll work with.
@nikkoXmercado6 жыл бұрын
Finally finally finally finally more psychological horror. These brilliant fucking sketchessss. Yes.
@IoT_4 жыл бұрын
It's a true genuine comedy. One person said: Humour starts when people stop laughing.
@onepunch92034 жыл бұрын
OMG! Spot on! I'm happily retired now after 32+ years of working for a company whose name you would recognize in the USA.....plus 3 years with the USMC.....and this video only *slightly* exaggerates the inefficiency of corporate (and military) management. It is truly a wonder that *anything* gets accomplished. Great video! 🤣👍🏼
@shaghilathar3588 Жыл бұрын
Well I guess it's thanks to people like you anything does get done
@4zqS6 жыл бұрын
Make sure the right angles' lines are drawn in red with green ink.
@alexandercummins6 жыл бұрын
No in blue with transparent ink dummy!
@xoxolatl6 жыл бұрын
With seven strictly perpendicular lines.
@claudiaborzea13865 жыл бұрын
And make sure to add that cute kitten and balloons to the sketch... otherwise it is completely useless.
@claudiaborzea13865 жыл бұрын
Oh question question may i? 🖐 Can we draw a square in the form of a kitten?
@KAGAME774 жыл бұрын
Basically,... Magic.
@NetRolller3D5 жыл бұрын
Boss: "Isn't a right angle a round number, like 100 degrees?" Expert: "No. 100 degrees is a libertarian angle. And 75 degrees would be a far-right angle."
@NPCSN5 жыл бұрын
NetRolller3D 😂🤣😂
@bencochrane61122 жыл бұрын
"Ah, the optics aren't good on this one, we need to switch to a left angle, and can you make sure we have a variety of numbers to fulfil our diversity mission statement."
@masheroz Жыл бұрын
Well, it is 100 grad.
@msquarmby94236 жыл бұрын
I am in literal pain about this
@LaurisB6 жыл бұрын
/checks the patient. Where does it hurt? Is it a sharp or dull pain?
@ANigerianPrince6 жыл бұрын
I love this writing. Great job again.
@bloodmachine60496 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's written and acted so naturally, to the point where it makes it seem like a real situation despite the utter ridiculousness.
@cyberIndia2124 жыл бұрын
the best thing about these videos is they using such basic geometry that everyone can understand what tech experts actually go through..
@danhiggins21434 жыл бұрын
This is like watching a live action Dilbert comic.
@LaurisB6 жыл бұрын
Check out the next episodes of The Expert: Square Project! bit.ly/SquareProjectEp2 bit.ly/SquareProjectEp3 Have you seen the original video? Watch The Expert: bit.ly/TheExpertSketch
@tarico44366 жыл бұрын
After paying my first website host quite handsomely, I contacted by email their services requesting help setting up my site. My particulars were all in order, site all raring and ready to go, chomping at the bit as it were. But getting my stuff actually on the web was not happening. One email after another was filled with instructions that had me backing up and backing up, and one prelim after another prelim, and I started questioning my own sanity. It was like, Did I really spell out the word Sanity, in my previous sentence, correctly? "First we'll deal with that," their email said, "and then we'll get back to your original question." And more of that, and more. And some more. LSS, I finally quit emailing them. Problem solved! It was funny in this sketch, but in real life, not so much. PS They went out of business less than three years later. Wanted to have a business with a passive money flow, i.e. money flowing to them, after an initial investment of setting up a "service" that would need no more labor to maintain, only work involved for them would be cashing the checks of their customers. Evidently I was one of the few who had it together enough to completely set up and run my own site.
@LaurisB6 жыл бұрын
That's tough. Did you set the website up with a different host?
@user-lv6qm3fj2z5 жыл бұрын
This short film is obviously not finished. You forgot to add the part where he takes something heavy from his desk and smashes it against Timothy's head.
@chrisdelzell84675 жыл бұрын
"Why yes sir, I think you're thinking of 'percent pi half radians'. Good old PPHR rating. A proper right angle has a one hundred PPHR rating. One thing though: To make a proper square we'll need four of them, so I think your department is 75% understaffed. I can still do it on schedule though." Always leave emails to your boss in multiple locations, so they'll actually read them.
@maksimrasovic91383 жыл бұрын
@@tarico4436 i tako dalje ne mogu o
@froggacuda16054 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of a task I was given in 1987. My boss refused to believe that sending 50 KB per second across a 9600 baud serial line would not work. He actually made me run tests and present the results.
@ShoaibKhanZ2 жыл бұрын
We still have bosses like that, and they'll be around in 2027 for sure.
@hummi40322 жыл бұрын
😂
@linuxguy11992 жыл бұрын
50KB/s (400Kb/s) over a 9600bps link? You'd need a 40x faster link!
@froggacuda16052 жыл бұрын
@@linuxguy1199 don't forget parity and stop bits too. They also questioned my results when I presented them because the actual data rates were about 3-5% below the theoretical upper limit of 9600 bits per second. The whole experience was insane
@linuxguy11992 жыл бұрын
@@froggacuda1605 Haha, that's a shame. Wouldn't be surprised if the boss reprimanded you later for making him look stupid.
@kilburnzachary6 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for these videos. They make my world as an engineer feel so much more relate-able.
@ripghotihook4 жыл бұрын
I can't count how many times I've been in situations like this. Before I was nice and patient, now I'm very blunt. Being blunt just makes it so much easier.
@rchn13153 жыл бұрын
Career limiting move though. People have no true appreciation for the expert.
@gabrielefaini25646 жыл бұрын
This must be shown in schools and offices all across the globe. You probably nailed the reason why the world sucks and dull companies rule the world instead of smart people.
@LaurisB6 жыл бұрын
They could start and show it in Geometry classes :)
@spock79456 жыл бұрын
Anderson wasn't fortunate enough to get educated *at the **kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJmWiq1phc6LkNk** 'right' school.*
@AntonySimkin5 жыл бұрын
Watch a shotfilm "alternative math 2+2=22" and you will cry
@AntonySimkin5 жыл бұрын
@@spock7945 lol we commented the same
@spock79455 жыл бұрын
*+Antony Simkin* yes we did! :D I wonder we went to the same school as each other. [or we have similar interests ... OR.. Ytube recommends us similar things.] can't guess where you are from. I'm from (and now back in) Bharat wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhārat_Gaṇarājya
@vatsetis6 жыл бұрын
Ignorant Managers holding back Competent Workers... the modern day Corporate system is indeed the best of the possible worlds.
@sinisterthoughts28964 жыл бұрын
Nothing modern about it. Morons have held back everyone else for eons. History is full of idiots somehow constantly getting to be in charge and derailing progress.
@rustychrome6 жыл бұрын
We are witnessing this poor man in HELL.
@LaurisB6 жыл бұрын
How big is a left angle?
@raeliean6 жыл бұрын
A left angle is up to 10 cm. Is this environment borrowed from actual work facility? Where do you draw the inspiration for such great characters?
@LaurisB6 жыл бұрын
Would you like to work in the same office?
@raeliean6 жыл бұрын
I would hate that office.
@muhiburrahmanart6 жыл бұрын
-90 degree :D
@Spid3rzchan376 жыл бұрын
Great fit for the company culture!!!
@muditverma20846 жыл бұрын
I am dying to see other episodes. This one was quite ironic just like the first one. I show the first episode to my every client. Keep doing it. 😊
@nbw03135 жыл бұрын
He must organize a one week business trip to find the perfect right angle - makes total sense. CEO might accept the idea, too.
@richmck0076 жыл бұрын
...At last, The Expert ( Part 2 ? ) Have been looking forward to seening something new for you guys. Loved that previous The Expert sketch. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
@aimere6 жыл бұрын
What !? There will be more episodes !?!? Yaaay !!!
@thehiddenninja34285 жыл бұрын
Anderson should have said that a right angle is pi/2 radians to confuse the other guy into shutting up and remind that other guy who the expert is, and that an expert is defined as someone who knows what they're talking about
@GeeTrieste4 жыл бұрын
The other guy would have said "That's perfect! Everyone loves a half of a pie"
@thehiddenninja34284 жыл бұрын
@@GeeTrieste Guess he should say 1 quarter tau
@likitadevi3 жыл бұрын
I can feel an anxiety attack coming.
@warren82832 жыл бұрын
Thank you for these!!!! Being the only mechanical engineer (or just engineer) at a company of 1000 employees, competing with those that employ 100+ engineers, I can sympathize with Anderson. These are hilarious and somewhat therapeutic for me. Funny skits, yes; but that doesn't mean that the exact thing doesn't happen in RL. My best "Subscribe" in a while. Thank you!
@memosfrommomo98896 жыл бұрын
Yaay I'm so glad this is back! The humour is right up my street :D
@MichaelBirks6 жыл бұрын
Or is it left up your street?
@LaurisB6 жыл бұрын
Perfect up her street!
@memosfrommomo98896 жыл бұрын
Lauris Beinerts 😂😂
@RillianGrant5 жыл бұрын
The moment when you realise that you are the only sane person in the world.
@jakeaus4 жыл бұрын
There actually is an angle unit where a right angle has a measure of 100, it's called gradians, the other part of that "DRG" button on the calculator that noone ever uses.
@capnskiddies4 жыл бұрын
Yeah but anyone who knows that, knows the degree value of a right angle.
@BluntArrows4 жыл бұрын
Yes, but it's on the left side of the calculator, which clearly is not alright. #gradiansaredegreestoo
@milanpetrovic54913 жыл бұрын
It's too close to home to laugh about it. You have nailed it perfectly!
@Radonatos6 жыл бұрын
Timothy mysteriously died on "Bring-your-gun-to-work Day", all witnessing developers testified that it was a suicide.
@tonst70746 жыл бұрын
This is why i subscribed! Thank you for bringing back the expert!
@MmmBopsPops4 жыл бұрын
I clicked this because it said "Comedy". But there was a 2m31s advertisement about right angles and then there was no video! WTF?
@bennettlane55614 жыл бұрын
Lol, I wish they would make more of these "Ads"
@kennethsizer62173 жыл бұрын
🤣😂👍
@0dious4 жыл бұрын
Brings memories of my old job. They took a whole bit of my soul there.
@LeonardoDeVinci14525 жыл бұрын
OMG, they had to have gotten this from Google. I was working on a project, and this really happened.
@HeavyMental3146 жыл бұрын
This series is years late, but man it is good.
@SimonGreen856 жыл бұрын
Yay! So happy to see this. I love this humor!
@salouatakarroumt6 жыл бұрын
I love these series! You guys should do more of them
@Littlepaw016 жыл бұрын
This is so relatable it's scary.
@TheArcNgeL6 жыл бұрын
"Left angle" ==> you killed me ^^ !
@tomekhome3 жыл бұрын
The scarriest thing is, that those people exist... and they can make you hate even the coolest job.
@redrounin14405 жыл бұрын
I don't know if I can keep watching these...they're hurting my soul
@jasongao82966 жыл бұрын
When that kid that got all C in high school gets the same job as you.
@matt-lang3 жыл бұрын
I fully expected him to slam his head into the desk at the end lol
@WillMcDaniel6 жыл бұрын
Awesome! So good!
@mr_friday_6 жыл бұрын
You are really funny guys! I'm from Chile and with your video "the expert" i laughed a lot, keep making these amazing sketchs!
@TheGuilkato6 жыл бұрын
So painfully true
@j1d226 жыл бұрын
very well polished and thought out, you guys deserve more views ;)
@somethingelse8235 жыл бұрын
"We wouldn't be using a left angle, that just wouldn't be RIGHT"
@aminzarei15573 жыл бұрын
Every single company has at least one "onTheNerve" guy . -They interrupt you constantly -They schedule useless meetings, 3 times a day and full report since project start -They want u to document a lot of already documented data. ... Then after all they blame you for delay in projects.
@kartikeyb85423 жыл бұрын
Absolutely true
@eeka31096 жыл бұрын
This guy needs a new job
@Simqer6 жыл бұрын
He needs a gun.
@siamsimte1686 жыл бұрын
He needs a bloody bomb. To blow them up during the board meeting
@muralisaripalli1643 жыл бұрын
I wonder how Anderson controls himself from not bashing the stupid skull of Timothy to an ultimate thin chutney at the end of left angle rant
@orabeoni92345 жыл бұрын
Something's bottling inside me that want to get out after watching this video. ARRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!! 🤬🤬🤬
@awabqureshi8144 жыл бұрын
1:04 "isnt it a round number" wait until this guy finds out 90 degrees in radians is pi/2 lmao
@capnskiddies4 жыл бұрын
Or that 90 is, in fact, a round number.
@jaybeebartolome83865 жыл бұрын
"Yes, we need a right angle for the project, and I am working on it." "Oh do you know how big the angle is?" "About 90." "That doesn't sound right. I've heard it is 100, 120 or sonething." *Brain cell suicide has risen by 100%
@LaurisB5 жыл бұрын
That's 10 out of 10.
@AntiComposite4 жыл бұрын
This is why the French invented the gradian.
@GeeTrieste4 жыл бұрын
Well, it could be 270.
@jaybeebartolome83864 жыл бұрын
@@GeeTrieste LOL
@GeeTrieste4 жыл бұрын
@Gaboon Viper Well, I guess it wouldn't be as right an angle as 90° :-\
@IKMCDANIEL5 жыл бұрын
Love it! Super funny. Great production. Great acting. Like SNL does Dilbert. More please!
@LaurisB5 жыл бұрын
Very happy you enjoyed it!
@owenthomas97525 жыл бұрын
I have literally been having a conversation with one client on why they can not achieve 70% by combining 47% and 15% for 7 months at this point.
@bscutajar4 жыл бұрын
You can. If you increase something by 47% and you increase it again by 15% you get roughly 70% increase over the original. Are you sure you were understanding the client correctly?
@SoloStudiosOfficial4 жыл бұрын
1.47 * 1.15 = 1.6905 A 47% increase followed by a 15% increase is a 70% increase (almost)
@KAZVorpal7 ай бұрын
This is how actual corporate bureaucracy works. Or, more precisely, fails to work.
@theCrow2336 жыл бұрын
This got me really frustrated for some reason..
@LaurisB6 жыл бұрын
What could it be?
@asylkz6 жыл бұрын
truth hurts
@sophoanreakkov13453 жыл бұрын
They are best actors and actresses and with best script:) can't wait for more.
@MySickstring4 жыл бұрын
This is the most accurate depiction of my newly appointed snowflake “boss” that has ever been envisioned. Thank you for showing me that it is not just me dealing with these idiots.
@krabkit6 жыл бұрын
another episode in only a week? you spoil us
@Drakefyre6 жыл бұрын
I can see how much this has aged him...
@LaurisB6 жыл бұрын
Haha :)
@hariharasudhan49986 жыл бұрын
Anderson is acting very well. IT employees surely love your short film episodes. Very interesting. Make more videos like this.
@LaurisB6 жыл бұрын
have you seen the other 2 episodes?
@hariharasudhan49986 жыл бұрын
Saw all 3 episodes need more episodes.
@olawaleipadeola79166 жыл бұрын
I’ll personally ensure you won’t be using any left angles for this project.
@MahyLune4 жыл бұрын
Oh come on! You're the king! Just say ok and let them be! I've had many experiences with people like these and just... dont give them credit! In the end they like whatever you made. Great clip ❤
@DanielH5 жыл бұрын
When you work with people like this you need to quit right away.
@BlunderMunchkin4 жыл бұрын
Difficulty: need to get another job first. Second difficulty: will find another idiot manager at the new job.
@ramonurzi34475 жыл бұрын
Very, very, veeery good. Perfect, dudes, this is so freakin realistic.
@TerjeMathisen4 жыл бұрын
"An expert is an ordinary man far away from home." alternatively "An expert is someone who used to be a pert."
@strohkoenig2 жыл бұрын
"Hell wasn't real until we made it." ~Shen (Axolotl facts)
@tapiooftapiola5176 жыл бұрын
What angle is a ca..tten? Right or left or 90?
@darylist6 жыл бұрын
I need more of these. Please. They speak to me.
@LaurisB6 жыл бұрын
Check back later today!
@XyBeatZHipHopInstrumentals5 жыл бұрын
That is exactly how stupid people sound to engineers 😜😜
@XyBeatZHipHopInstrumentals4 жыл бұрын
@*L*i*z*z*z*z*z*z*z*z*z*z well I do not claim to be smarter than any of them but I mean in general. This is how non educated people sound to an engineer when they propose solutions that violate basic logic and physics rules to problems that they do not have the slightest clue.. And the problem is that these people are the ones that actually think that the engineer is not smart enough and can not see the bigger picture 😜.
@shaolinsoccerisadecentmovi72322 жыл бұрын
@@XyBeatZHipHopInstrumentals I am pretty sure 99 out of 100 people know what a fucking right angle is ....
@laurencemoroney6556 жыл бұрын
Absolutely brilliant. Lauris -- you made my day!
@gicking38984 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the USA in 2020. The intelligent ones are fighting a losing battle against loud, stupid ones who, as per Dunning Kruger Effect, think that they're clever and right. "I need a haircut!" Indeed.
@rajanlad4 жыл бұрын
Soon all the World
@DerNesor2 жыл бұрын
It feels like some kind of hell but it is actually real and happening every day.
@Iamtheonedontweighaton4 жыл бұрын
Me when I show my parents for the 999th time how to save a file on a USB pen