Let Your Kids Swear To Protect Themselves | Romesh Ranganathan | Sydney Comedy Festival

[@Ndi1st]

I’m literally just discovering this guy and binge watching his stuff 😂😂😂

[@Ebuka957]

Hello

[@marmoghis5357]

Me too!!!!

[@sparrilla7]

Lol I thought I was the only one

[@maureenackerley8024]

If I'm having a down day, I binge watch him.

[@professorweeto]

There aren't swear words in Australia, just words.

[@Emira_75]

im chrisitan btw cos it’s not funny and England equally swears too much

[@jonapple2325]

@@Emira_75 the fact that you had to declare that you were Christian shows that you believe people should be judged differently based on what religion they believe in and I should like to point out how elitist it makes you seem on top of that no one cares about your beliefs or views on this topic and quite frankly we would rather you didn't leave your unwanted opinions littered around KZbin and to your point about swearing you can't expect to censor large groups of people just because you share a different view about how they should speak, if you don't like swearing then just ignore it because swearing is not problem enough to warrant it's removal

[@Emira_75]

@@jonapple2325 didnt even read your comment but rah that's hilarious mate you've actually mistaken me quoting someone's username for a narrow minded comment about being a Christian. Am wetting myself phaha thanks for caring so much about a fucking youtube comment without even looking at the context and previous comments 😅😅🤣 I have no problem with religious people obv believe what u want but why would I believe in f*cking story book written thousands of years ago; to tell me all the mysteries of morals, history and the physical universe. Get a hobby and thanks for the laugh

[@Emira_75]

@im chrisitan btw why have you only met british people through posh stereotypes in american film etc

[@drmikizo4654]

Of course they aren’t. Everything is upside down over there.

[@leanneblake4248]

Romesh is so Funny . I love him. I was talking to a English Guy who had him as a Maths teacher at High School. And he said he was a great teacher. And he said he could tell he would be a Good Comedian.

[@MHCE444]

Most of Romesh KZbin videos have comments saying how he was there maths teacher 😁

[@minners71]

@@MHCE444 Shame you didn't have a good English teacher. *Their not there.

[@caralama08]

MHCE444 Their. 👍😉

[@caralama08]

minners71 😂🤣😂👍

[@yaseensultan8826]

Big up Hazelwick, I go to the school he taught at, my brother had him as a teacher, bumped into Romesh at the cinema a while back, hard to remember that he still lives in our small town when he's playing global stages

[@mynameisconnorimtheandroid6080]

Audience: *laughs* Commenters: "Look at those idiots they didn't even laugh"

[@user-lu4fn9pe4y]

more like, they should've just courtly giggled for him

[@mozzerellafolla443]

@obglobgablob u just summarised KZbin sir

[@DanTheBuska]

CONNOR!

[@captainthorrek262]

The best part of Romesh's take on ISIS is that it explains every person who rushes to get in front of you at a theme park, and then just stops as if someone hit their off button.

[@shivji8285]

I think I once saw Romesh on a roof top.

[@jfilm7466]

I was going to tell my kid off for swearing, but they used it so well and in perfect balance with the situation.

[@crystalsmith5330]

Can't get mad at a kid for using the right context

[@timothykelly8821]

I was laughing far more than the audience.

[@julien.le.createur]

But they were laughing a lot though. So if that’s nothing in your standards I must come down in Australia. This country knows no anxiety

[@zulkiflijamil4033]

Yeah, and and he straight faced thro out. Hilarious .

[@mikhailshueb9552]

So was I

[@geraldoloughlin8307]

Me too...hilarious.

[@user-pl9yq3fc8u]

@@quinnhansen4457 On the other hand , you probably don't understand any humor whatsoever because you sound like a party pooper. He meant he laughed more times than the average person in the audience.

[@StrobeFireStudios]

I really like watching a tour, when a comedian repeats a set, its really interesting how accurate the performances become and how perfect the timing becomes.

[@doogabadooswanson2927]

Why is everyone saying the audience is dead? They’re laughing. I swear. Could these people watch a man fire a gun and say “He didn’t fire the gun.” Because that’s how these people’s minds seem to be working. If it’s not to their standard, they just assume it isn’t their.

[@88Mlaura]

i love his sense of humor :D!

[@rumandroses2538]

Mona Laura honestly I’d wonder why you’re here if you didn’t

[@simonsweeney4804]

Humour*

[@user-pl9yq3fc8u]

@@simonsweeney4804 Britain.

[@jyotsnasingh9376]

3:22 this "urrr" was romesh's mind trying to remember what the Australian equivalent of Sainsbury's is Well of course there is no equivalent to the great Sainsbury's

[@pseudonayme7717]

The great thing about Sainsburys is that it keeps the scum out of Waitrose😁

[@letmeeducateyou2127]

Sounds like someone’s never been to Coles

[@claredyj2015]

Love Romesh, such a funny guy! His programs are also brilliant and so is his mum 🤣🤣

[@swarthyjake4433]

Romesh Rangers eh , what a lad he is , always ready for a laugh , a pint and a sing song round the piano , a right little corker !

[@TheKLM98]

William Butler Sounds like Farage

[@murrykong7545]

This is one of the most british thing i've probably read today

[@ariellealexander8132]

paranoid android... I personally know 2 people that speak like that... You need to speak to more old people. Preferably educated...

[@ariellealexander8132]

paranoid android... Just realized Dara O'Brien kind of says this stuff but he's Irish.

[@onix6394]

love from Romania!Thank you for making me laugh after a very hard day.

[@sid6554]

What do you do?

[@thenetherbaddie9760]

it's been 4 years i hope you had a better day today lol

[@panda4247]

I think these guys are partially right. He is talking about the value of wifi, etc. Sean Lock was saying that maybe the terrorists have already won - they created a situation where ordinary people have to put up with airport searches etc.

[@thebee8415]

I’ve no problem with airport search’s, I’m a nervous flyer so it calms me down a lot.

[@kylecampbell2164]

Funny because it was actually Ramesh who did the set about isis just wanting to make air travel harder 🤔

[@stuartkseels]

Rom is one of the best new comedians in the WORLD!!! Watch Asian Provocateur if you are in any doubt!

[@maureenackerley8024]

That was brilliant! 👏

[@AdamDylanFoley]

Frickin Hilarious, Romesh is starting to become my new favorite comedian, Britain should be grateful to have such a talent..

[@fpsSYRIA]

This guy is funny as hell man! i just found out about him.

[@johnterry5415]

I'm American and this dude is funny as hell.

[@jamespfitz]

I'm right handed and Frank Sinatra was a great singer.

[@untitled6391]

@@jamespfitz I have two eyes and 90s Jennifer Connelly was the hottest girl ever

[@thedarklennialsz8120]

This man is brilliant!!!

[@springa7735]

Romesh the Sri Lankan Frankie Boyle.... Brilliant comedian :)

[@useyourbrain5261]

he's British

[@user-pl9yq3fc8u]

@@useyourbrain5261 His parents are Srilankan, so it's safe to call him that.

[@antonfernando8409]

He is tamil, not sri lankan shit.

[@damianxavier7343]

@@antonfernando8409 he is a Tamil from Sri Lanka, which makes him a Sri lankan (or his parents atleast). Sinhalese, Tamils ( in Sri Lanka), veddas, burghers and moors are all Sri lankan.

[@pauljordan4452]

@@damianxavier7343 I'm part Sri Lankan and guessed correctly.

[@MrBrownnn696]

I didn't watch the whole video but his too much love this guy..... lmfao to much Romash your funny I wanna go watch your show

[@caralama08]

Derrick Lopez Romesh 👍😉

[@garulusglandarius6126]

Romesh rocks, seen him live twice and can’t wait to see him live again, he was fxxking brilliant 😁👍🇬🇧

[@nathanboii7590]

I'm jealous of the people who got him as a maths teacher

[@thelosttomato4020]

He's a math teacher?

[@nathanboii7590]

@@thelosttomato4020 he use to be before he was a comedian (I like the pfp)

[@c3vzn]

I appreciate how he referenced Coles because he was in Australia. What a pro.

[@Joe-xf5ot]

I'm impressed at the Australian crowd didn't shout out any racial slurs... Progress

[@lee1234580]

Well it's not progress if it's never happened previously!!! Show me one bit of footage from someone is Australia racially sluring this comedian while he's on stage????

[@Megan-bv9dg]

What the fuck are you on about? Majority of Australians aren't racist lol.

[@hijack69]

Well they did laugh at the racist tweet...soooo

[@Megan-bv9dg]

Hi Jack That's the thing about comedy shows.. you usually laugh.

[@mgmail7279]

They did seem awfully sexist when I was there and all the ones I've known here.

[@joshuachoy7887]

Why are people saying the audience is bad? they're laughing and clapping

[@slinkeepy]

savage, fearless set, loved it

[@blackice3351]

Romesh's shit is way funnier in his UK gigs than this one - still hilarious and awesomely enjoyable. Loved it!

[@damiairis4344]

Romesh made me think of Crowley with that joke about inconveniencing people.

[@diarmidthomson7878]

Why is the audience so dead

[@illstealyourthunder]

Hmm not really, he sent a rude tween and got a racist one in return...the point was it was racist not that it was rude.

[@millieelizabeth1175]

Diarmid Thomson i

[@TheRussRave]

Because they're Australian and afraid of laughing out load unless it offends anyone or they might be perceived to be being politically incorrect!

[@oberon358]

Some of the isis jokes might have made them uncomfortable, I'm Australian and audiences here can be weird. Bit of a flock mentality.

[@brentmonaghan6959]

Sydney, basically

[@TheComedyColosseum]

You gotta love Romesh

[@georginashanti4605]

Please come back to Australia soon. Your comedy is awesome!!! 🐨🌏🪃

[@NellLynnPerera]

He's brilliant!

[@TheJazGrant]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 losing Wi-Fi 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aycoded7840]

3:09. Just yes. The trash in front of me just getting in my way.

[@irenaaudila3733]

Do you want more games or you want me to stop fucking around? BEST😂

[@kaeso6227]

Best 5 minutes

[@deejaysach]

Romesh you Legend!

[@philipmotyer9146]

Got a suspicious buffer wheel when he mentioned great wifi

[@siletamus2016]

Good adaptation to the Australian audience

[@bountyscape444]

Brilliant!

[@88omair]

That entire goat joke was hilarious haha

[@roloraval5251]

Great new material 👍🏾

[@DaddySantaClaus]

mate just spat my coffee ahhahahhahhaha focking legend this bloke if i ever see him ill buy him a cheeky pint no worries

[@robakles1]

Hahaha brilliant

[@reple489]

This video was the reason I used to get in trouble in college. 🤣👨‍💻🏫

[@Jaro19154]

Love from Warsaw, Romesh :D

[@shahysiraj4990]

I thought your pp was a hair on my screen lol

[@user-pl9yq3fc8u]

@@shahysiraj4990 What?

[@Dolz243]

This guy is chaotic good

[@Nullllus]

Love him.

[@claredodd1258]

Love Romesh. 😂😂😂

[@JPatelLife]

Yh haven't seen him on TV since!

[@kalsoumkhan6648]

funny how isis do have such great wifi and ability to film propaganda from their ghost towns... 🤔

[@andrewveto]

blame the mainstream media for that ;P

[@HumayrahNunaina]

Because the west is the isis. No one gets it

[@shaany78677]

@@HumayrahNunaina exactly

[@Aman-wq4xz]

@@shaany78677 Please tell me your kidding

[@shaany78677]

@@Aman-wq4xz na I'm serious

[@BarbaraBastron]

Couldn’t agree more on the buffering circle!

[@maryuhh89]

Why was I screaming laughing 😂 with an Bri -ish accent?! Lol 😂

[@dmk6537]

Glad i found him,he damn funny.

[@ih2022]

Please come back with more standup ROM 🙏🏾

[@canelle09]

So talented !

[@ximenapena4705]

he needs a Netflix special please!!!

[@jakejanes118]

So funny how he mentions stopping in front of people for no reason and now there’s insulate Briton 😂

[@zivkovicable]

Lol, you can't even spell the country you're from. It's "Britain". There is no way you would pass the UK citizenship test...Lucky you were born here, eh.

[@coreymiller3611]

When you coming back ?

[@christopherjohnson5748]

I have kids. And it is hilarious.

[@mikee101]

that was hilarious

[@emmanolan1250]

Love Romesh!!❤️❤️

[@khubaibhuss8661]

0:22 0:56

[@hollywoodclark9578]

Love.the goat blowing!

[@kennyx8482]

if im being honest with you, i DO find myself disagreeing with ISIS hahaaha...not even a joke..still funny..original!

[@bendanonfawkes4189]

a router in the cave. !! is that a goat??

[@alburnett75]

I hope that's a rhetorical question 😂😂

[@6luealreadydead]

To be honest I've actually told my kids that if someone tries to grab them or they feel uncomfortable around a person if they don't think they can get away and I need to scream for help that they should also scream every customer they know because sometimes kids are just playing around in those scream for help when they're just being chased by a friend or something unimportant someone else might not pay attention to that or just assume they're playing but if someone hears a child yelling Every curse word that they know that's going to get your attention and eventually you're going to look especially if they're also yelling help me or something along with those words that are getting your attention LOL🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ my two boys both have birthdays coming up and they will be 10 and 7 years old soon, and I know they both already cuss around their friends and stuff I just tell them to make sure they don't do it around adults because I can't control what they do when I'm not around and I would rather that they don't use profanity because they have a bigger vocabulary than that but don't get caught doing it and I can't do nothing to you but if you get grabbed by stranger are in a dangerous situation go ahead and say every word you know along with screaming for help 💯💯💯🤷‍♂️🤣😂😭😆🤣😂

[@caralama08]

6lue Already Dead Get them to shout “FIRE! FIRE 🔥! FIRE 🔥!” If they need help! EVERYONE responds to the threat of fire 🔥. Hope you’re children are always safe and sound, God bless ❤️🦋🙏

[@evolutionhasevidenceopinio5234]

More often than not, it's someone known to the child and family, sadly in or trusted by the family, not a stranger in the park. Open honest communication with one's children and letting all adults &or older children that this type of abuse is not possible & communication is known to the children as one form of defence.

[@caralama08]

Howard Ino Incredibly frightening, sad and true. I was considered “overprotective “ as far as my son was concerned but I didn’t mind. At least I always knew where he was and that he was safe. He’s 24 now, married and a wonderful young man, and I still worry about him. A parents job is never done. ❤️🦋🙏

[@evolutionhasevidenceopinio5234]

@@caralama08 happy to know you took your son's safety and well-being seriously. Too many people put adults "feelings" ahead of their children's welfare. 🤗🌄🤗🌏🤗🌍🤗🌎🤗🌅🤗

[@opticoms]

GENIUS

[@gobbygubbinz]

Dude your awesome

[@bchearne]

If Romesh were my dad, even if he let me swear and made me laugh all the time, I’d still be terrified of him

[@abdulmalikalyahyai702]

How is this 4 years and uploaded in 2017 it almost 6 years

[@Inkulabi]

1:31 😂🤣

[@mildlydispleased3221]

I love how he swaps Sainsbury's for Coles so the Australian audience would better understand.

[@Internationallyestonian]

Is that south london accent?

[@steampunklemur]

Not really. Romesh is from Crawley which is about halfway between London and Brighton.

[@vkvarman2422]

Rebuffed Reviews so it's a brighlon accent then

[@nick260682]

Pretty much yeah. Did you think it was an ISIS accent...?

[@lakshmiandanjali]

Southern English. I live in the very next town.

[@ariellealexander8132]

nick260682... what?...

[@Matty.Hill_87]

Weaponised children 😭🤣

[@eddy6241]

The only UK comedian that I find funny

[@anitamaes5031]

Is it wrong for me to say I love his dark humour...

[@phoenixcaii2905]

No.....😉

[@chlobosumm4]

It’s so weird for some reason to see different videos of the same set... 😂

[@amusementsrevisited]

Omg I just told my 11 year old he couldn’t see The Weeknd in concert because of the sweariness of the lyrics; he hates me now! 😬😂

[@jamespfitz]

He'll love you in the end. Stick to your guns, Mom. You're not in it to be liked.

[@MrAlRats]

I've heard that children's ears explode if they hear too many swear words. Is that true?

[@AgentE1Games]

@@MrAlRats yes

[@mildredpierce4506]

I'm in the west and thought his Isis jokes were funny. Don't mess with my wifi or stop in traffic for no reason.

[@jamesbutler6253]

Hilarious. Crap audience though.

[@biggamba06]

Bruh there laughing

[@user-pl9yq3fc8u]

@@finnley905 Yo

[@startrekrecruit]

Ooh on point for covid

[@p0is0n3d_bl1ss]

I’m letting my kids cuss

[@jacquelinehauser220]

Funny!

[@tintinismybelgian]

If his kids grow up to swear at their teachers, that might have a negative impact on their learning experience.

[@djblast101]

Woah Kohl's sells 🍞

[@davchan4423]

For me, I don't like it when my dad swears when he's just playing Civ 6

[@preedestined1]

Did he do Apollo the same day because this is the same uniform.

[@michellehuffman2025]

While our political views may differ, he is still hilarious! My kids have always sworn. I haven't made such a huge deal about it , though I do teach them that in certain situations, company, etc.. To have enough respect not to do it.

[@universal7564]

quality stuff haha

[@easyuketuts]

The comments like ‘right over the audience head’ ‘underrated - dumb crowd’ and just ripping the audience in general. You don’t have to prove your intelligence on a KZbin comment. We get it - you got the whole set with the nuisances as well. You laughed the whole way through because you’re smart and they aren’t. Why does that make you annoyed with everyone else? If it was really that funny, you should be laughing, not raging and parading your devastating intellect

[@Aman1012]

The last joke, he can't 'make it happen'...looking like him

[@alburnett75]

😂😂😂

[@somegirl558]

Agree with the title... But by nature I am even sader than Romesh and try to avoud his standups... Even though I agree, let's stop creating misery in the world though. 🤣

[@halfvolley11]

Brown comedians are killing it.

[@veganvocalist4782]

😂

[@ThoughtsonThoughtsandFeelings]

Because parents care about controlling their kids not protecting them lol. Obedience is a death sentence good for you.

[@hawihawi9260]

Make shit inconvenient- I swear tht will drive people crazy kkkk. Nothing drives me bananas than things being unnecessarily complicated