Live Q&A: "Conan Without Borders: Italy" | Conan Without Borders

[@Nightowl333]

I actually admire Jordan. He is what a lot of us long for. Completely full of integrity and peace with who we are.

[@sarahh7180]

Yes!! Totally!! Well said!!

[@smydiehard99]

exactly. I love a person with a deep understanding of this world.

[@fimmt684]

Exactly

[@pinkkalisa]

I agree. Jordan is a spectacularly unique man who under threat of others still maintains his uniqueness. He does not bend out of "social obligation". Admirable. I just hope he is not demeaned by Conan's humour. Special respect and appreciation to Jordon

[@boli1285]

Jordan's work is special. Also his boss appreciates it. That's the problem

[@bestdadakasongoku4157]

Jordan telling Conan he’s the funniest man he’s ever met felt like the most genuine compliment. In that 1 Minute you could really see the mutual respect they have for each other.

[@saeedvazirian]

You're kidding, right? Conan outright bullied him in this and he was angry. He's respectful because that's his demeanor and behaviour, but he certainly detests Conan here. I don't see any mutual respect in elaborate mockery.

[@kamranijaz5678]

Friedrich Schopfheim Jordan clearly enjoyed it

[@nomalk]

@@saeedvazirian maybe it's both.

[@WarriorNewb]

@@saeedvazirian BAHAHAHA

[@tayseers3116]

Timestamp?

[@EastFame]

actually I can't find any nonsense in Jordan's monologue at all. Everything he says, makes sense and is very well presented verbally.

[@Highrole89]

he very informative

[@Purplesomeify]

His heart is in the right place but his logic is bonkers (in the best way, of course)

[@Purplesomeify]

Dr Blue sorry, what isn’t? :) I just mean that I react to Jordan really similarly to Conan does - I love Jordan though and he’s so fascinating

[@gleep.glorp.7785]

No, you got it perfectly wrong. His logic is perfectly sound and he is extremely detailed and descriptive about everything he says. It's just that he uses it as a substitute for real emotion. You can see how he talks about how things feel to him or what is pleasing to him a whole whole lot. But he always just expresses it in these descriptive terms, he never ever actually shows or expresses the emotions he says he is feeling. You can just tell that he is constantly trying to figure out and analyze what makes him feel something, not realizing that to truly feel something, you actually have to shut out all your analyzing and deconstruction and just try to feel. So again, his logic is perfectly sound, it's his heart that it in SOME (odd) place, wherever exactly that might be.

[@gleep.glorp.7785]

In that way you could even say, that additionally to providing employment, Conan is even providing therapy to Jordan. Because by now he has actually managed to make him genuinely smile and laugh at times. And you can even tell by the weird contortions he sometimes makes when genuinely laughing that his face doesn't even know how to do that properly. Because he has been stuck in robot mode for who knows how long and basically has to relearn it all over.

[@btcpyr]

Both Conan and Jordan are extremely intelligent people. I love Jordan's wide breadth and depth of knowledge. It's interesting to see how they both exhibit their intelligence in such contrasting ways.

[@fernandorodriguezperis8535]

I agree with you, Conan has an incredible ease of speech, i would kill for being as ingenious as him, but he have to give great lines all the time and that must be sometimes exhausting, on the other hand Jordan doesn't intend to be funny, he just act how it comes to him and he has no pressure. Both are simply fantastic

[@dheerajrao7682]

That is so true

[@republikadugave420]

I'll have you know, Jordan also is a deeply emotional man

[@flacomtz777]

I will tell you this jordan is trying to give his knowledge about things and conan is just being mean to him about him trying to give his thoughts

[@Mister.Unknown]

He's an expert in a various fields of knowledge.

[@omarpixel9176]

Jordan Schlansky is a national treasure.

[@saeedvazirian]

*Italian. The shitty US doesn't deserve him.

[@remikvalheim3431]

And should be treated like that. Locked down and kept away from the public eye :D

[@JohnGotti__]

in various ways.

[@4lokodallas]

..... . Mom..... the ... the . Mom . . The Min. ..

[@4lokodallas]

@@saeedvazirian the.... Mk .

[@jackmurphy8545]

Knowing Jordan was so happy to go to Italy and couldn’t keep a straight face made me super happy.

[@lizziedownen4204]

He definitely DESERVED that trip to ITALY

[@twoezy-vegito5363]

16:40 jordan throwing shade at that guy "don't laugh for social conversation or to be polite like this guy" LOLOL

[@adli9911]

Also Jordan : Laughs at fart jokes xD

[@HoneyBadger80886]

Word

[@kevincantwell4454]

?

[@no8986]

@Adam Beckner It's just like that on camera. In real life Jordan smiles a lot. You can see this at Jordan's video in 2007.

[@no8986]

@Adam Beckner I agree, if you have to stretch jokes out to an hour they won't turn out good. I personally hate the robot jokes.

[@ayatollahlalalola]

"I understand the human body. I understand how to feed it." - Jordan Schlansky (22:54)

[@Wiizl]

He also understands how to prepare the human body in various ways

[@michaelp9061]

No shitting.

[@emr1d341]

I don't get how everyone isn't absolutely fascinated with the human body and psychology. It's so pertinent to everyone.

[@mmathulosejake]

Man, I just wanna hug Jordan Also, he seems so intentional, purpose-filled and at peace with every part of himself. Jordan is where we want to go.

[@mmathulosejake]

@john templeplate 🤣🤣🤣 go away!🙈

[@halfbakedpotatoes299]

he is staying in character and exaggerating it, this is a comedy production and he knows what he’s doing, if it wasn’t he probably would’ve flipped out or something but you don’t see that because he is staying in a character and he is letting conan play with him

[@lotaryguy12]

It's an obvious character, likely based on his real personality but still.

[@milliewoo337]

This is my second time watching this and I only just picked up on how deep his spirituality runs (what that “is” for him, I’m not really sure.) But that makes so much sense of why he’s this secure with himself. Really cool

[@parkmallbaby]

You mean go to Planet Jorda'an?

[@adzzil]

As fellow human beings we would like to thank The Conan for brining our representative on earth Jordan to Italy

[@urorazbojnik5678]

Thank you lord Overmore :p

[@igkgigoh]

He's brining him? For consumption?!

[@thesuremen]

wow, really is Jordan is like as a person. it is weird spiritual man!! out of normal

[@robishalom1467]

As a human being myself i do accpet with your comment

[@skaterchuckpdx]

There can be only one ... The Conan.

[@RedGirl006]

Aaron just laughs loudly at whatever the boss says, and I love how Jordan is very subtle when he says 'I only laugh when something is funny'.

[@jp4431]

**fart noises** Jordan: loses it

[@thebeyonder8814]

@@jp4431 well it's his sense of humour what you gonna about it? It's like he's lowkey not being the guy who sucks his boss off cause of dignity. I respect that

[@anandprahlad5434]

I know, it's just so cringe.

[@emr1d341]

"laughs at whatever the boss says," almost makes it sound like you think Aaron is laughing to suck up. In either case, Aaron and I have a similar sense of humor, and I find just about anything and everything funny. Sure, it might be a defense mechanism from a troubled upbringing, but it's now a fun way to live. There are just so many subtle contexts in life that all seem to connect, and so with all the available premises from your experiences, almost anything can be humorous.

[@edelquinn9857]

Who’s Aaron

[@arjuna_palguna_partha]

I cannot believe my luck! I was aimlessly strolling through youtube on a long weekend sunday and found this "not yet seen for 50th time" Conan and Jordan gold nugget of an episode. 1 hour . God this is amazing 👏 😂

[@NickKingIII]

Probabibly you're not going to read this Jordan, but I'm italian and specifically from Modena, I truly appreciate the passion you deserve to our country and I hope one day to casually meet you and offer you an espresso in my hometown *** Probabilmente non leggerai questo messaggio Jordan, ma io sono italiano e nello specifico di Modena, apprezzo sinceramente la passione che riservi per il mio paese e spero un giorno di incontrarti casualmente e offrirti un espresso nella mia città.

[@stanleyyelnats4th]

Mr. BRD I would feel the same way seeing someone from Italy who has the same passion to the US as Jordan has for Italy. Would not be making fun of them for it or calling them a fake American

[@milk-el8vq]

@@stanleyyelnats4th you know Jordon Is playing a bit he's not really crazy

[@kylekondit9709]

@@milk-el8vq hes not playing a bit and hes not crazy... I mean hes eccentric and passionate but he rarely is doing a bit

[@siddarth3955]

@@milk-el8vq he himself explained once that it's completely authentic except for his face, he usually laughs at Conan's jokes, not like everyone else but certainly many times than its portrayed and Conan himself clarifies it in this interview in the begining ...

[@BlackMessiah122]

No matter how you perceive Jordan, the guy is on point in so many things. I really admire and envy his awareness of himself and the world.

[@idk5749]

The level of patience Jordan has is astounding. If I were in his place, I wouldn't have made it that far in without lashing out at some point.

[@muhilan8540]

He did around the 40 minute mark

[@lotaryguy12]

Jordan's improv character*....... I can't believe you people don't realize this is improv, and actually think the producer of this comedy show would be oblivious to comedy...

[@florete2310]

Whenever there is a Q&A coming up, Jordan purges his emotions beforehand, through a thorough ritual of Kolinahr.

[@348frank348]

He probably makes millions a year, so that keeps him in check 😂😂

[@bernlin2000]

Maybe because he's friends with Conan and understands his humor? You wouldn't have a job at "Conan" if you couldn't handle his humor lol

[@Fancy_PotHead]

Jordan is easily, _easily_ , more entertaining to interview than 99% of Conan's guests

[@YKDSGN]

Watching Jordan break laughing is like watching your child being born... beautiful and frightening at the same time.

[@Jeremy-jm3fe]

yevgusta No, just frightening. Conan was right about that.

[@saeedvazirian]

It's not frightenin or unusual at all. So pathetic people like you exist :/

[@Jeremy-jm3fe]

Sepehr Voshmgir Watch the wine drinking video with Jordan in Italy where he breaks character. His laugh made me wildly uncomfortable.

[@saeedvazirian]

@@Jeremy-jm3fe Nothing uncomfortable in his laughter.

[@Jeremy-jm3fe]

@@saeedvazirian It definitely is uncomfortable. Are you saying Conan made that joke with no truth to it? I can only surmise that your laugh is also awkward, and are projecting.

[@catherineasok2711]

"We mock what we don't understand..." Oh Jordan.

[@narekhart9862]

He mocks everything and everyone trying to school them on their professions i dont think he understands humans

[@saeedvazirian]

I don't get the point of this comment, Jordan never seems to 'mock', at worst he criticises, but never mocks. Conan is the mockery person here. Jordan is right.

[@raylaqua9334]

@@saeedvazirian Go to 37:30 if you want to get the point of the comment.

[@eagertube8161]

When I read your comment that’s exactly when he said it while I was watching. That’s weird lol

[@junjalapeno7773]

Kiira Korpi it it quoted though, which means it was said by Jordan.

[@FordaAnt]

Conan and Jordan should swap roles for a day. And make Jordan Shlansky host of the show for the day.

[@clickmypicture752]

Forda your a freakin genius

[@mostafakarami7687]

great idea!

[@adamalakshar4226]

And have conan due various tasks and duties

[@cesarrangel546]

@@adamalakshar4226 such as?

[@joannahp7223]

It will be a five hour episode

[@patryklau]

At 47:00 Conan succinctly describes the whole dynamics of their relationship and why they keep it up for so many years. Contrast creates comedy - the premise of a childish man forced to be around and interact with a very level-headed person is the whole reason why their relationship on (and off) camera is interesting and funny, and it has been for more than a decade.

[@abcd18802]

the fact that jordan tasted food for him at a restaurant to see if he'd like it before conan would eat it is also somewhat adorable and an example of the dynamic lmao

[@EternallyGreat]

If you really listen to what Jordan says and how he takes everything in, you can tell he is very enlightened. Love it!

[@92mattster]

Yes, and if people only watch the way he doesn't go crazy when constantly ridiculed they'd see it even clearer.

[@LuisIlva18]

Spot on!

[@nb2481]

Jordan Schlansky should have his own podcast.

[@orly1950]

I would listen religiously! This is a million dollar idea!

[@justanotheryoutubefan8070]

@@orly1950 agreed!

[@Docentino1914]

Without Conan puting him on and mocking him so lovingly, Jordan's podcast would go from hit to s*it in less than a month. His Yin need's Conan's Yang.

[@estefimedinaj]

He’s been on the inside Conan podcast!

[@dangerworld_yt7421]

**cough** he will need to do various things and he doesnt have time for that so he will just do his daily assigned task at 12:30 pm

[@MinaF99]

When Jordan calls Conan the funniest man he's ever met.. I was not ready for the sincerity

[@rapinoso]

he is probably the only guy that can make him laugh

[@1972dsrai]

You know Conan’s a genuinely nice guy by the fact many of his staff have been with him for years, even after the show ended.

[@Kmichaelcook87]

And by the way he paid every person on his staff by going into his own pocket and on the road for a tour when he was unceremoniously booted off television.

[@arun2789]

As expressionless as he may seem, Jordan's integrity and level of absorption and listening when another person is talking is admirable. I think the expressionlessness, is a manifestation of that. Totally admire the work equation these two share!

[@saeedvazirian]

he's not fake, not expressionless, otherwise I agree.

[@saeedvazirian]

@Fortnite satan yes

[@priangsusaha6183]

jordan is a precious human being. thanks for your part in Conan. ♥ from Bangladesh.

[@deejayxcrypt]

Huge respect for Jordan.

[@afzalozil9734]

deejayxcrypt yes

[@ImpureContagion]

Agreed. I feel as though he is doing this for Conan because he knows that him and Conan make a good team. He puts his foot down on his own beliefs despite what people have to say about it. Many people say he is a character, but I don't think Jordan would allow himself to be a character. It's pretty obvious in this video. It would be easy just to go along with what they are saying, but he doesn't. He just over explains himself lol

[@thej1091]

I hate it that these guys ridicule jordan so much. Look at him in the end... He's had it!

[@Thunterise]

It's a known fact that Jordan is a character though. The real Jordan isn't like that at all.

[@Jeremy-jm3fe]

Unilythe No, this is the real Jordan. Listen to their conversation, Conan speaks to him as a person, not like they're doing another skit.

[@BIKI_PRADHAN]

30:45 Conan : always he says human eye. Jordan : yes, other animals see differently. (What a reply)

[@SupeHero00]

Jordan should have a podcast

[@thecitizenjoan]

SupeHero00 I would Listen to it

[@CreativeUsernameEh]

I would listen to it. And I've never listened to Podcasts before.

[@anrato3866]

I'd listen to it.

[@adaoraelliott9254]

It would be 10 hours long

[@prosperitynuggets]

I would like to hear him talk about nutrition. It was a shame he never was allowed to elaborate on anything. I think Aaron sided too much with Conan on this one. They say Conan and Jordan are contrast then Aaron should have been more in-between.

[@xeropunt5749]

Jordan is awesome. He's a rare gem, make the app please -pure raw Jordan & absolutely NO writers/adulteration. With FULL creative control. we don't want a watered down Jordan. let him rip!!!

[@ferchango6359]

@@prettyyygood4784 Do you have friends, great friends that you are able to have fun roasting each other or are you a damn hermit?

[@khalmromerob9123]

I see a soul in Jordan, i see pain, knowledge and strength

[@zokikuzmanovski5109]

I concur.

[@phuongla4512]

@Ray Agassi aww, do emotionally intelligent conversations frighten you? That's cute

[@dudefromtexas425]

I see various things as well

[@obuyWw]

👍🏼

[@MAYBEE90]

HOW is Jordan full of so much wisdom! I could listen to him speak all day. Conan provides that necessary comedic relief to counteract Jordan’s intensity, and they have amazing chemistry, but Jordan brings up so many great points, as well as has so much cultural knowledge. Love them both!

[@Mr.Marcus]

I totally agree. I think it was really disrespectful of Aaron to laugh every time Jordan was speaking though.

[@ramyatn1953]

All jokes aside, Jordan could be a good mentor...his depth of intellect is admirable.

[@SanathanDharm]

Jordan is a man who is totally comfortable and at peace with himself. The contrast between these two opposites makes it funny.

[@emr1d341]

Very true. It's similar to the comedic device of the straight man / funny guy.

[@irenechoe]

"As human beings, we don't need much." Jordan and I are the same species.

[@LungMing23]

He has lots of crap lol. See the vids where his office is shown. He’s a hoarder even though he is acting like a minimalist in this video.

[@kanglinyao]

But that $500 coffee machine is absolutely must have.

[@LLawliet-pz1rm]

^ Needs are different from wants.

[@joshuabalcombe4975]

sociopaths...

[@ecstaccy5464]

Same

[@pemdechen6300]

Jordan's quiet self-confidence and assurance is something all mere humans should aspire to.

[@NicoleStLouis-is2hc]

I like it when Jordan crumbles and laughs.

[@saeedvazirian]

He never crumbled. How stupid are you?

[@SychkiSychki]

Yes he does you idiot, re watch some of Conans trip clips.

[@samulai]

I'm certain Sepehr was referring to this particular video, which is and should be very understandable

[@Tikus_90]

The part when they were at the wine cellar, and he was dragging the wine glass, i was crying of laughter when he crumbled hard.

[@vicx05]

Caved and broke character is more fitting. Crumbled implies an emotional breakdown.

[@mauritiusdunfagel9473]

I must be weird but Jordan makes perfect sense to me.

[@clearonhow]

yeah, you're weird. Welcome!

[@dungeonmaster7549]

You are not weird

[@aiswariyasweety1517]

Me too. I'm always going, isn't this normal? Oh is it THAT abnormal? I can totally understand Jordan, he makes perfect sense.

[@Samir.188]

why is that wierd

[@Xeadne]

Are you an INFJ?

[@jackiechun99]

40:50 Jordan loses his cool 43:58 Conan compliments Jordan 'Be Sincere to Yourself mini essay' 45:45 Jordan loses his cool again 52:15 Myers Brigg Test results 53:37 Jordan shows happy emotion 57:36 Closeup on Jordan

[@pj101]

Interesting, thank you!

[@ARKADEEPNARAYANCHAUDHURY]

You are the hero that we deserve...

[@lw1391]

Great selection of highlights

[@ChaniceMReidREALTOR]

Speaking with authority and inflection is not losing your cool. They're used to him saying nothing and when he stands on his square (like someone standing up for themselves), y'all say he lost his cool. No he didn't. Conan is so insecure by Jordan's essence that he hides behind and uses comedy as an means to try to dampen Jordan's light. Conan's behavior and the space from which his words and behavior derives, was cringe worthy. I hope by now, Conan has embarked on his journey, so that he don't have to need validation from outside and resort to belittling another Being just so he can try to feel better about himself. Because clearing it didn't work and Conan, many times, face expression was of a failed attempt to redicule. Jordan did a great job block the BS that was coming his way during this hour.

[@jackiechun99]

@@ChaniceMReidREALTOR Chill girl, we're all friends here. ;)

[@totalbliss1]

24:56 - 25:56 = Jordan's entire verbose, poetry waxed exposition summed up in one concise sentence by Conan. "We got out of the car and we took a walk." 🤣🤣🤣

[@77derya77]

Jordan‘s calmness drives conan crazy. go jordan!

[@Mokerbellomo]

55:15 "Do you think Conan is a Monday or a Friday?" Jordan: "Conan is a red"

[@rafaelgarcia5797]

ZeroArc3 wtf

[@simeon7450]

I actually would like to know the full answer to Jordans diet please.

[@CreativoErratico]

He probably meticulously measures his macros intakes.

[@churrosconamor6696]

Look At That lmaoo i see what you did there

[@rohitwagh8631]

He has various food responsibilities to take care of through out the day 🤣😂just kidding

[@valtiximuswalivandervalthe5965]

CocaColaCo g

[@cjbotts]

I know that he starts his day with a cappuccino, and a savory pastry

[@adamchvojka1889]

I love Jordan. They basically bully him for one hour, but he is so secure and calm, he doesnt really care

[@FriendlyCroock]

Well Conan went far this time when he called him "$tupid". That's not comedic mockery anymore that's just an insult. I mean everything was great, typical Conan and Jordan skit, ha ha he he, up until that moment. Conan hit billow the belt by getting personal and it made Jordan angry. I'm not here to see Conan literally insult or degrade another man. No matter how many flaws that man has.

[@onestonestudios875]

Less than half of what you hear and see are real.

[@genn.623]

@@FriendlyCroockwell to be fair Jordan did call him an idiot a lot during the trip

[@kamratframjandet]

I’m not too sure he doesnt care.

[@denisegreene8441]

I think either Jordan is a good actor or he is a high functional autistic. I don't like how they mock him.. you can see he is upset.

[@jerrylee2326]

When Jordan started talking about manufactured happiness and peaceful/tortured soul (38:30), it hit a spot with Conan. Jordan then talks about his posture and how his body language is empowering him. You see minutes later Conan emulating Jordan's body language, and toward the end they're sitting the same way.

[@maxbauer1633]

yeah there is alot to take apart watching this closely. but i barely watched its too mean.

[@allahajen]

Interesting observation. Jordan is just unapologetically genuine, there's just no facade which is so awesome. Aaron constant nervous laughter on the other hand...

[@souvik7197]

I really love the Conan & Jordon bits but whenever there's a third person involved, the comedic slander looks a lot like bullying!!

[@fauzanaziz6365]

@@dancingbanana627 I guess it's considered friendly banter. Where you can be a bit hard on the other as long as you're not ripping into them. Plus if Jordon has problems with some of the jokes Conan pulls, it probably would've been cut out of respect.

[@donkykong6369]

@@fauzanaziz6365 It was a live q&a

[@tonyelectionfraud669]

@@dancingbanana627 lighten up would ya?

[@lotaryguy12]

It's an improv character based on a caricature/parody of himself... This is improv comedy.... You do understand that someone like Jordan's portrayed character wouldn't be able to be the producer of a comedy show like this, right?

[@j.c.t3617]

You can tell he exaggerates his personality so that Conan can play off of him. They are both comedic geniuses.

[@filbertpax3300]

I see a true spark of love for this universe. He understands. Life. Thank you Jordan you too Conan. Soul mates you two are. om.G has a sense of humor.

[@richarddavies3447]

They tease him because they love him, his humanity and his ability to take anything thrown at him without losing his dignity.

[@Chelsea4966]

I just really want to hug Jordan, his eyes have so much depth and emotion within them

[@QuarkYT]

I'm afraid getting that close to him would be the last thing you ever did

[@PikabobAlex]

"You are awful Conan, you invited me to this Q&A session just to make fun of me"

[@Anasyub]

Alex Yim *bang*

[@darthsalad6211]

How about another fact about Italy, Co-nAAAn?

[@Floedekage]

Timestamp?

[@nimpetamin6425]

Haha the vibe

[@disulfiram62]

No such sentence in it.

[@bennyvee88]

44:08 Wow! Conan says something nice about Jordan! Pretty Cool. And at 45:15 - Jordan says something nice about Conan. Pretty touching!

[@jazy921]

Conan also said Jordan tipped really well... which is a good thing in most people's books

[@Ninja9191]

Who's cutting onions...

[@um22w22]

Benji Timin Vargas Shorts also 6:18

[@micglou]

Yes Jordan said something nice... and Conan shot him down!

[@maxplanck6915]

It is touching, very nice. But - how many bad things has Conan said though? ^^

[@Sorchadal]

Been on a 3 week conan binge and I can't stop! I havent seen this and my excitement is ridiculous 😁

[@LadyJ_88]

I would 100% buy that Jordan app!!

[@truongsinh9955]

Let's get that rolling

[@GawblyOG]

ME TOO 1000% HE SHOULD ALSO START AN *ASMR CHANNEL,* SIMILAR TO EPHIMERAL RIFT'S

[@rubenvasquez3116]

bnenomore yes 100%

[@EdwardD-q5p]

Cento percento

[@LadyJ_88]

EddieDuesentrieb 😂

[@kayelle1741]

After watching this video, I think I went from team Coco to team Jordan 🍷☕

[@Biddybalboa]

Conan was such a bully here i'm very disappointed to see this

[@mariannesouza8326]

Kimberly Lopez Welcome! I love Conan, but I, also, am on Team Jordan. 🇮🇹 🇺🇸😀

[@kylekondit9709]

@Paul Laredo it gets better near the end but really the host was getting on my nerve

[@youmad4157]

Jordan is very dismissive and arrogant. 19:30 is just proof. Spend 23 years with someone like that and see if you dont try to chop him down.

[@Aberrantly]

@@Biddybalboa Except that he wasn't. He tried to be, but yet again Jordan beat him to it. The man is amazing beyond words.

[@kaoken1153]

This was just one hour of ridiculing Jordan. Jordan just brushes their satire off like someone who's truly secure.

[@melissakern4996]

I was so disappointed watching this. Conan was cruel and went way beyond trying to make Jordan look like a fool. He wound up making himself look foolish and his suck up host didn't look any better. Conan really let me down. Bravo, to Jordan for handling it with grace. I don't know if I would have.

[@saeedvazirian]

@@melissakern4996 Conan is usually this way, unfortunately people believe he's a good or respectable person which he mostly isn't. In fact, he made it to his fame in this way (as many do), which is despicable. I lost respect for Conan here but somehow from prior experience I wasn't surprised. Jordan should retaliate, honestly. This pushover (he isn't, but he gravitated towards it) thing is dumb, it won't help him. In the recent zoom meeting during quarantine, Jordanretaliated savagely against Conan, I'm happy for him.

[@sonnieandjacob]

@@saeedvazirian you had nothing better to do that day did you

[@furosity9312]

@@saeedvazirian dude, this is a skit, this is scripted... SMH

[@tannerstiverson]

@@saeedvazirian Please provide examples of how Conan rose to fame being disrespectful (excluding playful teasing with friends who are in on the joke).

[@csklmf86]

I believe Conan and Jordan are actual good friend of each other and they created the show together for entertainment purpose and it’s fun as hell

[@fimmt684]

I love how Jordan maintains his integrity and intelectual level along with the disappointing addition of the third guy laughing desperately

[@saeedvazirian]

Conan and Bley were both stupid additions here.

[@Daveyvj36]

Jordan is incredibly smart and wellspoken.

[@westwisnow6366]

Jordan struggles with intellect. He wants to be seen the way you are describing him and Conan picked up on this insecurity. Conan is exposing Jordan’s bullshit (i.e. what is that rant about “corpse” about? He went fishing on that one to try to maintain the image that he is somehow this profound guy, but he’s just as full as shtu as anybody else. That’s what Conan is showing you.

[@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid]

@@westwisnow6366 Wow. Finally! After hundreds of videos and seeing thousands of comments, you're the first person I've ever seen *accurately* read Jordan. It's unbelievable how many people think his transparent fact-jockeying translates to intelligence or education, isn't it? 🤦‍♂️

[@t_borg3693]

I have to admit that Aaron seems like that type of guy who is just laughing about every joke, because he doesn't want to be left out.

[@brokengears2916]

On god he’s annoying af

[@holyshiata]

Intuitive. Though he is just having a good time. and so shod you!

[@metalovermatter4045]

he's just happy he's not the one being ripped on for now

[@metoo6247]

You're wrong. He laughs too much because he's a virgin and just wants to fit in to their conversation.

[@yellowbat79]

But it doesnt feel forced... he is great

[@dhivakarmurugan4673]

Jordan's compliment conon "why do u need to compare yourself to other to validate urself and ur are indipendently great" that hit me hard👏👏 👏👏👏 45:20

[@rayyanchami4777]

The interviewer laughing so hard at everything Conan said totally kills Conan's type of humor.

[@godlygamer911]

yeah... how dare he enjoy his job, life, and conans sense of humor!

[@jameskerr1809]

Aaron is a giggle box - it's a reflex of his and it does get a bit old imo.

[@anupraj18]

You definitely don't know Aaron, do you?

[@kylekondit9709]

@@godlygamer911 no no no... its annoying

[@godlygamer911]

@@kylekondit9709 Sorry your life lacks happiness...

[@persianskeptic4814]

Overall it was funny but at some points during this I got the feeling that they went too far and Jordan got genuinely offended. And I really like Jordan I don't like to see him feel bad. Like around 41:00 you can totally feel he's getting mad

[@candy2325]

I agree! That would have pissed me off

[@sugarray6250]

That was very uncomfortable.

[@original_golden_egg]

It pissed me off too. And I think he's right. They ridicule his every answer even though he has a lot of good thoughts, as if Jordan's stupid and Conan always smart by default because Conan is famous and has "made it" in life. I mean Jordan seems to be at peace, what else do you need?

[@Evrenovic]

Jordan is one of a kind. He is incredibly intelligent and deep but at the same time crazy xD! I'd love to see that app come to life.

[@Jack-gu4fc]

40:48 "Emotional packing peanuts" is such a perfect way to describe how Jordan talks

[@badad0166]

I align with Jordan's metaphysical booga, but he is unaware of his seething. He gives himself too much credit for being together when we can see the obvious. He has a lot of "needing to win" that he does not acknowledge. Just sharing in on the study that is Jordan. Love it, great dynamic. Love to see the NDA.

[@timothycmasterson]

I came to the comments to point out the same! I took a mental note to one day use that as an incredible insult. The "You're not connected to the universe, you're here scamming me out of a cappuccino machine" part, made me burst out laughing.

[@360.Tapestry]

well, it's only funny if jordan refuses to concede to conan's jabs. were jordan truly at peace (or whatever), he wouldn't feel the need to (over-)explain himself and there'd be no content

[@kugicaimp192]

Jack ♥♥♥ JORDAN DID NOT BREAK OR ALMOST BREAK ANY CHARACTER, BECAUSE HE HAS A LEGITIMATE PERSONALITY. HE JUST DOES NOT LAUGH AT THINGS WHICH HE DOES NOT FIND FUNNY BUT HE CERTAINLY LAUGHS AT THINGS WHICH HE DOES THINK ARE FUNNY. HE JUST HAPPENS TO BE AN INTROVERT WHICH IS WHY HE HOLDS HIS LAUGHTER IN FRONT OF OTHER PEOPLE. HE IS THE KIND OF PERSON WHO IS WILLING TO INTERACT WITH PEOPLE ONLY IF HE FINDS IT NECESSARY. HE PREFERS TO INTERACT WITH PEOPLE WHO HAS NO INTIMATE PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM AS LONG AS THEY ARE WILLING TO LEARN FROM HIM OR AS LONG AS HE CAN ALSO LEARN FROM THEM. THE POINT IS, JORDAN IS PROBABLY A PSYCOPATH WITH HIGH INTELLIGENCE AND MEMORY RETENTION, WITH ATTENTION TO DETAILS, WHO HAS ALREADY MASTERED THE HUMAN EMOTION, EMPATHY AND SOCIETAL CONSTRUCT THROUGH AGE, OBSERVATION AND EXPERIENCE. HE ALSO HAPPENS TO BE AN INTROVERT WHO ALMOST ALWAYS KEEPS THINGS TO HIMSELF WHICH DID NOT OBLIGE OR PUSH HIM INTO MASTERING THE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGES NECESSARY FOR HUMAN INTERACTION AND PUBLIC RELATIONSHIP. OTHER PSYCOPATHS ARE SUCCESSFUL IN DOING THIS, THOUGH. JORDAN SHOULD NOT BE WORKING FOR CONAN. INSTEAD, HE SHOULD BE WORKING FOR THE MILITARY, THE POLICE, THE FBI, THE CIA OR AS A COLLEGE PROFESSOR/ASSASSIN. HAHAHA!!!♥♥♥

[@MythicTyrant]

Who else here NEEDS the Jordan app to happen??? I know I do! :-)

[@wisdomleader85]

Make a Taekwondo one to get his ass kicked, lol.

[@Sweaterboy]

god I feel so bad for Jordan

[@misterpoopnose6547]

I love this so much, Jordan’s calmness being mocked as serial killer mannerism, Conan’s comedic remarks and the third wheel is pretty much me

[@QuantumBraced]

I weirdly want to give Jordan a hug after watching this, I wonder how he would respond to someone trying to hug him.

[@cherokie2091]

Tim Dev no.

[@drdispekful747]

QuantumBraced give a speech on the history of hugging as a display of affection amongst humans

[@firstnamelastname-uw6vq]

Seems he is an extreme version of Sheldon.

[@itsjusthusk3877]

It’s a character he’s not actually like this he knows they’re joking

[@forcingfate]

@@itsjusthusk3877 these are the same people who watched "Review" and thought it was legit. There's no hope for em

[@Diet_Bleach]

Jordan is bullied to sadness.. Aaron is just there to laugh at Conan's jokes

[@lotaryguy12]

It's an improv character.... Jfc.... Aaron is laughing at the bit. Jordan is the producer of a comedy show, this is an improv act based on a parody of himself... This is obvious... In the Jordan segments they pick the topics of conversation and improv from there, and keep the best bits. It's not rocket science.

[@chrissy93x]

Not really he laughed in General but he could also be 'acting' for this video

[@TheStreamerYT]

@@lotaryguy12 R/whoooooooooosh

[@shreyas1995vaghe]

I mean i laugh as much as Aaron while watching this and iam not even in the room, he is just a conan fan.

[@BeavzMC]

@@lotaryguy12 eh, conan's gone on record stating that thats jordans personality in general, sure he may play it up a little, but i doubt its a character

[@love-hammer]

Aaron is the Jimmy Fallon of KZbin live streams.

[@anrato3866]

Boris The Soviet Love-Hammer yes!

[@bee4590]

Boris The Soviet Love-Hammer but Aaron’s laugh is real

[@TheBeautifulDisaster]

And Aaron is a really good writer, and maintains a blog

[@christinap5748]

With one exception: Aaron’s laugh is pure.

[@malfaroangel3896]

Just seems to love his job.

[@ihavesoul4real]

Aarons energy is way more disturbing than Jordan’s.

[@the5thsun]

Laughing at every one of Conan’s putdowns, bootlicking behavior

[@_The.Ari_]

Everyone who's saying that this is an act reaally sucks at reading ppl. It may be to a certain degree, but he looks truly hurt. That "zoom in" part was really hard to watch...for me at least. I think that ppl at Coco don't understand that they're ppl who are actually interested in what Jordan's saying. Dude's gotta start a podcast or something.

[@mystaminacantakethis]

Agree with you totally. This was painful to watch

[@tristanbruning8162]

Shut up u little cry baby

[@ImpureContagion]

I see what you are saying, but Jordan has been doing this for a while with Conan. He seems to be the type of person to walk out of a situation if it bothers him. He goes along with it because he knows comedy. He knows how Conan is. Plus, he is an adult. He doesn't seem the type of person to get pressured into doing something. But I agree, he definitely needs a podcast

[@ShuggaMug]

Even if you're not interested in what he's saying, that close up was bad. I love Conan- so enjoyable and funny. I look watch his video's whenever I need a good laugh. But Conan was really disparaging this time. I love Jordan skits but this interview went a bit South. It's hard to watch a man be so thoroughly belittled and devalued.

[@stevencoardvenice]

yeah jordan is cool. his tour of Italy and Florence was great. especially the part about being in the painting

[@skywatcherextraordinaire7014]

"But you see, the beard is a vestigial trait. Yes, evolutionarily speaking it provided thermal insulation, but it also increased ones attractiveness." -Jordan Schlansky Please can we get a line of Schlansky t-shirts, and donate all the profits to charity.

[@jacobhelgeson3038]

Karl Kahn That’s an awesome idea. I encourage you to pursuit that idea. I don’t know any t shirt makers, but maybe the show will pick up the idea. Cheers

[@jakemckenna3675]

When Jordan stares at Conan... I worry for Conan's life

[@shazam3662]

I just see Vietnam flashbacks

[@alejandrogomez-ef7ct]

😂😂

[@mutlenyea6500]

Conan doesn’t worry. Jordan needs to worry about his job

[@nghtspawn651]

But when Conan stares back... that’s another story.

[@Grubiantoll]

Nah, Conan's too invested in Jordan as a person, + wheather he actualy does anything o not, but Jordan series should have already paid for his salary. Maybe that's the thing , Conan is actualy so cauculated, that he will make money from you ewen if you do nothing and spend a lot. That is actualy quite impressive

[@Brave_Sir_Robin]

If Jordan wrote a book I would buy it.

[@emr1d341]

Same. I personally think he should do his own podcast.

[@Lagmaster33]

Yes, I need to know how to properly prepare my body for the day.

[@bobgarlen]

I imagine if he wrote a book it would be about various things.

[@republikadugave420]

He would have various topic

[@TheBlackClockOfTime]

It would be the size of the law.

[@mark12345697]

He probably knows more about diffrent culture than the majority in the US.

[@GibbonLord]

I love Jordan´s personality he could be a friend of mine.

[@liberty2144]

M. Stam same, he's really nice and interesting.

[@queenofkingsbury]

He's married

[@unknownsilence5963]

When jordan looked into the camera is generally scared me. I love this guy lol

[@nortongartino4602]

39:58 Conan's statement hit me like a train. That was the most genuine thing I've seen him do with Jordan, and it's goddamn powerful. Goosebumps. I was smiling the entire time, waiting for a punchline, but Conan just stopped and asked everyone to stop and think. Did not expect this one at all. I love when things like these happen.

[@lukasribin4168]

That was not deep, Jordan just explained how shallow he was and how he wants to surround himself with shallow, unearned traits even in the form other people. It’s not something that deserves a moment of silence.

[@Sepharig]

@@lukasribin4168 Congrats you're right i agree *clap hands* smark luka

[@trevcorm]

I feel read bad for Jordan sometimes. There was one point in which Jordan begins speaking of spirituality and the idea of non-duality, but of course Conan and Aaron need to put him down on his philosophy. I understand that Jordan and Conan have been friends/working together for decades but at some points during this Q&A, they have been straight up bullying Jordan on his ideals. I just think they could’ve been more professional.

[@user-uk5jl6vt9n]

I identify with what Jordan was saying, but I think he understands completely that every put down or insult is just for the sake of comedy & not meant to be taken to heart

[@agrizzlybearwithinternetco7726]

Trevor C Music Isn’t it scripted tho?

[@LeeeroyJenkems]

Dude this is all an act. Jordan is in on it.

[@heem8814]

A Grizzly Bear with internet connection that seemed way too real for me

[@saeedvazirian]

@@user-uk5jl6vt9n impossible, he's been mocked and interuppted during a Q&A session. You don't understand bullying.

[@astrollordwesmirnaut3634]

How could Conan says Jordan has no soul?! He is probably most polite and spiritual person I ever have seen and that beard prove it!:)

[@RealmDesigner]

You've seen him?

[@astrollordwesmirnaut3634]

Only on screen of course;)

[@shdw787]

I like Conan, I like Jordan. I, however, feel they ganged up on Jordan here. Like they wanted to push Jordan.

[@hexphire03]

Jordan is a LEGEND!! I love this dude. He is a noble, serious guy.

[@alexanderschaefer2898]

Take jordan back to long island and film it

[@monarchrising7639]

Alexander Schaefer he was relatively normal back then. But yes he knows everything about star wars, star trek and Indiana jones. Ect.................................

[@VeNumb_88]

Take Jordan anywhere and film it

[@PhilipZilfo]

Conan - “You’ve chosen to look like a sad Russian poet that’s about to be executed” 😂😂😂

[@isidroruiz9413]

Great comment! It's funny cause it's true 🤣😂

[@agnesrusso4192]

Jordan is really smart . He needs his own show. I wish we could hear him talking without all the ridicule

[@jesus-ql4tn]

or you could just open a wikipedia page about something Italian then select the text and click speak text there you go lol

[@Mk-qt2bl]

Hes too busy traveling to Italy

[@philippetam2705]

Jordan cannot be in his own show, has to be pair with Conan, and that’s a good pair.

[@fyfyi6053]

lol the only reason why you geniuses like Jordan is because of Conan.

[@AlexColberg]

The ridicule bothers me. I know, it's for comic effect, but it still bothers me.

[@psicopataxo]

If Jordan won't say it, I will, "thank you Conan for making him a star. He cracks me tf up!" 👏👏🤣🤣

[@nahidparvez]

Wrong Title. It should be : “Conan and Aaron make fun of Jordan “

[@AndyValencia1995]

Or "conan make fun of Jordan and Aaron out of politeness laughs" 😂🤣

[@wololos]

@@AndyValencia1995 To all the people who still thinks this is just a montage. it is not, Schlansky i think really bought that coffee maker and conan was furious plus he REALLY don't like the guy but he knows that some funny things can come to light with Jordan in front of the cameras.. but,this is no funny man , this guys are just mocking jordan for the mistake and the way he is .. maybe because he doesn't have too much social skills...i get it, he fucked up buying that thing....but come on.. just fire the guy dont break him down for 1 hour straight on national TV

[@jordandangelo180]

If you were paying attention...they were talking about the Norelco shaver and Jordan said “ I saw a disgusting patch of hair on your lower back. We were in a hotel room together 20 yrs ago in Las Vegas “ now why would they be together in a hotel room, YEARS before they were ever filming remotes getting changed getting ready to do something...? Because Jordan is real but he plays it up! It’s an exaggeration of himself and him and Conan and everyone else on the show plan all of the skits hours ahead of shooting them.

[@saeedvazirian]

@@zeethanguo horseshit! Conan was bullying him here and Jordan wasn't enjoying it.

[@saeedvazirian]

@@jordandangelo180 No, it isn't in this video.

[@dm-jv8cq]

Me being an introvert myself I can completely relate with Jordan

[@blondie9422]

Jordan’s more than an introvert, I think he might be autistic

[@ja-qk4vd]

wondered. not sure. If so wow history will completely slate this show, and public complicity in basically incessant narcissist bullying of autism.

[@the-pink-hacker]

He is so confidently introverted and I love it.

[@ricagalang6482]

Jordan is an intelligent man..very deep..i want to hear more from your mind..

[@chrisaguirre5991]

“You’re just scamming me for a cappuccino machine” I had to rewind to laugh 6 times 🤣

[@bforbriana]

This is one of the best things on the Internet 😂

[@BlueHazeYota]

B for Briana I like your my my my cover. 😀👍

[@bforbriana]

Simon Says thank you! 😁

[@Sewage105]

B for Briana ur sadistic

[@yousefal-otaibi150]

I agree

[@urorazbojnik5678]

There is the most genuine, original connection between these two I have ever seen ... trust me nobody is hurt there, me and my pal are like this in front of other people and everyone things we're angry at each other hahaha :D

[@sayansingha8474]

Aaron, only Conan makes fun of Jordan. So stop!

[@callmegary2622]

i knew aaron was nasty deep down lol

[@tatianavaldez336]

One day Conan is gonna push the wrong button on Jordan and he’s gonna turn into a raging lunatic 😂

[@ilonabadeaux3267]

He will use the business credit card!!!

[@eafanboyssuck]

TAEMI haven’t you heard? Jordan has inner peace! 😆

[@ajcruzer92]

TAEMI damn you fine 😏😘

[@hvhened]

Although I know this might be a joke... that's never gonna happen because: 1.) Jordan's playing a character. Maybe he is what he portrays, but on a bit of an exaggerated level. 2.) They're probably the best of friends, and their interaction off-camera such as jokes, pranks, etc. might not be as cruel.

[@meghanacevedo3443]

Maybe not a raging lunatic, but he’s gonna be done with it. Or people close to him will tell him it’s time to stop.

[@izetyusein3323]

Aaron is laughing and enjoying himself cause he’s not getting strangled or getting picked on about his game obsession by Conan

[@HOTD108_]

What kind of game is Aaron obsessed with? Rabbit? Deer? Sasquatch?

[@genn.623]

@@HOTD108_ search conan gamer

[@sofiesummerbradley]

Correct 😂

[@r00pea]

He was an unmitigated jerk for the whole video. It's a Q&A about Jordan & Conan, but every. single. time Jordan starts to say something, Bley loudly scoffs and rolls his eyes. That was really obnoxious and rude 🙁

[@PirrePirre]

46:00 Love Jordan, he would be a great therapist. actually like when he explain things, like me he is well-informed on things.

[@ThisHandleFeatureIsStupid]

lmao I still find it funny, but this is more tragic than anything.

[@Covenante39]

1. Jordan needs to do a podcast. Let the man speak, it's interesting. 2. Get this presenter out. The funny chemistery is between Conan and Jordan, not a third giggling guy.

[@saeedvazirian]

Conan wasn't funny here.

[@astrovenus8345]

Sepehr Voshmgir Conan was in such a pathetic mood at very beginning. Just shutting everyone down.

[@astrovenus8345]

I agree with you, but it is a "q&a", not supposed to be funny, per se.

[@MamaSymphonia]

The giggler is Aaron Bleyaert, and once you've known the show longer than 20 minutes you'll realize that he and Conan have hilarious chemistry too.

[@Descalabro]

Skyberry Symphony II not really, that Aaron guy bends over to Conan all the time, like a kid who idolizes a teenager. Everything Conan says he just laughs senseless, and you can tell he wants to get in and poke Jordan because he’s usually the one Conan pokes on those gamer sketches they do. He isn’t that much of a show presenter either... Also, Conan ‘s humor is really poor here, he’s just attacking Jordan before an audience of teenagers and that Aaron goof.

[@mameshiba1681]

To be honest, I'd rather have Jordan stay in the show more than Aaron.

[@Anasyub]

Mameshiba-sama aaron is so precious pls😔

[@bertgoedeme1737]

@@Anasyub Mameshiba is obviously not a clueless gamer...

[@amotorcyclerider3230]

Exactly! Jordan is fine just with Conan. Aaron is annoying.

[@poltronafrau]

i would concur

[@abdeltube772]

Of course

[@thatguyyoudontknow]

Conan surrounded himself with sycophants, which is why I've appreciated Jordan from the start. I love Conan and his humor, but a lot of his staff act like he could say, "How are you today?", and it's comedy gold... I've been a fan since the 90s, and I'm usually on board.

[@davidkerns4245]

This comedic interaction surpasses anything I’ve ever seen. What a team. I wish I could come up some of these Genius jabs with the ability to interact with my friends. You guys take me on a journey, no question about it. Thanks Conan and Jordan.