Yea I have often found that jumpimg up and down waving your hands and holding the top of your head and shrieking really helps the situation.
@Doodad2Ай бұрын
Florida needs to require boater education to operate all power craft on the water. It's unbelievable how many operators show utter incompetence and allow unsafe practices by passengers.
@sagalofheim446Ай бұрын
I really wish this state would.
@forzer456Ай бұрын
You guys would complain the government is infringing on your rights 😂
@AZPatriot76Ай бұрын
FL has a law that you have to pass a test and get a license to pilot watercraft. Even the jet skis. Doesn’t mean they are competent after passing the test though.
@secretsix6Ай бұрын
yes lets tie the anchor to the blunt end
@richardschrijer1118Ай бұрын
@@AZPatriot76clearly not..
@STINGER1964Ай бұрын
Even Legends can make mistakes. But that dude on the Boston Whaler knows what he's doing. Time and time again
@harpintnАй бұрын
He just read the water wrong that time. It can happen to anyone.
@kevinandersen25Ай бұрын
The Legend didn't make a mistake. He wanted that to happen. The only explanation.
@keithscudder7136Ай бұрын
@@kevinandersen25 Kevin, yes it was a mistake, you see he was going in straight with the waves, the length of the wave was exactly as long as his Boston Whaler, when I was in the Coast Guard, I was taught to angle the boat therefore keeping the Bow dry. No big thing as he wasn't dealing with Big waves. Captain Keith, Tight Lines
@michaelrostine131518 күн бұрын
Ever tow a jet ski by the handlebars. Use the D ring under the hull.
@RideAcrossTheRiver6 күн бұрын
Can't a PWC carry a collapsible paddle?
@vanguard9067Ай бұрын
If I thought it calm enough to take a dog, I would still have it wear a PFD. Any dog could get dangerously exhausted swimming in a strong current and waves. They would likely ingest a liot of water too. Plus dog PFDs typically have a handle to grab them out of the water.
@papda03Ай бұрын
Dead in the water and getting pushed to shore, drop the anchor off of the bow. Also there was not enought anchor line to get a good set. If it had set with a stern anchor, those waves could have been braking over the transom and flooding / sinking the boat.
@tex148thАй бұрын
"Credit Card Captains" !!!!! Nothing worse than having kids up forward, especially when there's no LIFE JACKETS on or even available. !!!!!
@andyman8630Ай бұрын
most people can't drive cars - even fewer can adequately capn a boat
@x...CrankyOldMan...xАй бұрын
12:20 Jetski's are fun, until you get our nose and mouth blown full of sea water... LOL
@morticiaaddams7866Ай бұрын
Watching from Port Angeles, WA! As far away as you can get and still be on the continent.
@longfellow5276Ай бұрын
What no atlas to look at? Alaska?
@Cindy-z1dАй бұрын
There are so many children in boats without life jackets!
@BonuxCouleurАй бұрын
Respect to the Cigarette pilot (the blue one) at 20:20, only he seems to care about speed limit (I am guessing there must be one) and the possibility of someone being in need of rescue. When I see these 5 or 6 outboards going full blast in and out, I understand for them it is the best way to stay above the waves but I am surprised no one was killed. At this speed facing the sun and the reverb on the water you would not be able to spot someone in the water and there seems to be a lot of people falling in the water especially off jetskis.
@randomaidan800512 күн бұрын
There isn’t a speed limit in the inlet but there is under the bridge. That captain just knows how to ride the wave.
@kriscsandli2147Ай бұрын
The Captian of Double Trouble was in Triple Trouble
@jamesderrico719Ай бұрын
It is truly amazing to see how many expensive boats are owned and or operated by people who have no clue of: Rules of the Road, passenger or vessel safety, etiquette, or simple boat handling!! A course should be mandated before any boat is sold! A pontoon boat trying to go into the ocean... really?? This kind of boating, when confronted by a boat with good boating skills; makes it look like the boat with good skills has no clue because the majority of other boats are consistently and uniformly wrong which makes good boat handler look incompetent because they are the only one who is compliant with rules and regs.
@morticiaaddams7866Ай бұрын
At least that one captain wasn't too proud or too cheap to call for a tow relatively quick.
@johnnys8822Ай бұрын
Amazing how many young kids with out life jackets. Isn't there a law?
@peggysmith5202Ай бұрын
Agreed!!
@FourRulesRacingАй бұрын
@@johnnys8822 we have a boat on the Mississippi in Minnesota. MN law- "All children under ten are required to wear an approved life jacket when the boat is underway"
@vicb.2708Ай бұрын
In Florida: A child under the age of 6 must wear a USCG-approved Type I, II or III personal flotation device while onboard a vessel under 26 feet in length while the vessel is underway. "Underway" is defined as anytime except when the vessel is anchored, moored, made fast to the shore or aground. Now...going through one of Florida's East Coast inlets...I always put children in vests, no matter the age.
@mii2oo1503 күн бұрын
I've seen videos where women are holding on to babies that are mere months old. Absolutely insane given they don't make life jackets small enough for them, and wet babies are impossible to get hold of. Just a horrible situation waiting to happen!
@FourRulesRacingАй бұрын
Water. The solvent that exposes stupidity in just minutes!
@ao4v0wsАй бұрын
Water just washes away common sense.
@harpintnАй бұрын
You forgot about another solvent that exposes stupidity in minutes, and the user don't even have to get off his bar stool.
@mii2oo1503 күн бұрын
Best comment!
@_SisyphusАй бұрын
Fantasy vs reality: the length of cigarette boats vs the length of the captain's cigarette. 🤣
@michaelwarn3129Ай бұрын
Wow “legend” made a mistake, we all have off days he still the legend!!!
@dcardoso44Ай бұрын
4:02. Shout out to the older guy on the Nimbus. He is JACKED. 🤦♂
@yankeetraveler1118Ай бұрын
Why?? Why do they always pull a jet ski by the handle bars?? Is there not a tow eye on the front?
@ScalihooАй бұрын
You could've named this video. " Is boating really for you, watch before getting into the hobby "
@harpintnАй бұрын
5:17 that boat "captain" needs lessons from someone that knows what they are doing. A boat that size shouldn't be struggling like that in those waves. 26:30 Now that is an experienced captain that knows exactly what is going on and how to deal with the chop.
@joehall7883Ай бұрын
4:45 you are correct about boat etiquette and showing some respect to the boat owner..as a former boat owner I was occasionally flabbergasted by what seemingly normal people turn into once they board your vessel.
@ovidiocorchero2795Ай бұрын
EPIC FAIL @ 18:20
@ao4v0wsАй бұрын
1:17 I'm just making a wild guess here, but I think it was intentional. It looked like he wanted to have a little fun and cool down a bit. ;) He does not even flinch, but keeps chewing his gum. LOL Classy.
@knurri28 күн бұрын
@71 her phone car/house keys/fob, vape pen, and purse were in the storage compartment and probably gone forever.
@XYtotheZАй бұрын
6:28 = Chasing 50 cheeseburgers all day long
@purplesocks5984Ай бұрын
At least she not wearing a thong.
@BohemianRamblerАй бұрын
Why would you tow a jet ski like that ? 4:20
@keithscudder7136Ай бұрын
No brains.
@longfellow5276Ай бұрын
Low IQ?
@xl447Ай бұрын
I've watched a lot of these videos, can't believe how many pax are on some of them. Where do the boaters go outside the estury? Is there a popular beach?
@vicb.2708Ай бұрын
Vodka tonic...lemon.
@Average_American012 күн бұрын
Looks like such a dangerous place. Definitely not for the beginner
@zedsodeadАй бұрын
6:51 Whats that line from Roy Scheider in Jaws? "Your gonna need a bigger boat."
@johnstickles6789Ай бұрын
Nobody ever said you gotta have brains to buy a boat.
@trollins73Ай бұрын
Not how you tow a jet ski!
@MichaelBrown-xb6ppАй бұрын
"EEZY DUZ IT" Yes not having the child smash her head into the hull is way more important than holding that Corona, but to be fair the kid did have a floatation top on.
@billschock5467Ай бұрын
stupid as can be.. Kind of Pisses me off.. Child endangerment..🐒
@savagegtalks5912Ай бұрын
Water by nature tends to teach people respect if it isn't being given^^ At best some bruises. At worst a Darwin award...
@keithscudder7136Ай бұрын
At 3:49, she is just reacting to the Seadoo being dragged up side down.
@billschock5467Ай бұрын
That's what you get - tow rope around steering wheel...😂
@keithscudder7136Ай бұрын
@@SPotter1973 Yeah, either her iphone or Android, which to a girl it's like their Diary. Captain Keith, Tight lines
@clansomeАй бұрын
26:16 Thought that Sea Ray captain rode the waves admirably. Looked to have caught some of the worst of the tide with the height of those waves too.
@hotchihuahua1546Ай бұрын
Nice boats, not so skilled captains !
@tadsherburne462Ай бұрын
Galveston.
@WhalerGAАй бұрын
Boat #48 looks like a 22' Velocity designed by Steve Stepp.
@peggysmith5202Ай бұрын
Wow. Crazy one!!!
@BoatZoneАй бұрын
This was a wild episode full of captain mistakes and boat fails at Haulover Inlet. Let us know where you're watching from today? 🌎
@88njtrigg88Ай бұрын
Australia, all the money and all the toys.
@bfemeisterАй бұрын
Germany🇩🇪🇺🇲
@jjdonovan2829Ай бұрын
Maryland just after the Annapolis boat show
@peggysmith5202Ай бұрын
Tennessee.
@calculus77Ай бұрын
Finland 🇫🇮
@theoccidilian4896Ай бұрын
Mechanical fault = captain fault. The skipper is responsible for checking that the boat is mechanically sound, just like an aircraft.
@patricki74228 күн бұрын
All the ladies look like they've had some major renovations
@haroldmartin4547Ай бұрын
Like Forrest Gump said "stupid is as stupid does"
@jonathanbecker893529 күн бұрын
The captain of that yacht deserves a huge fine for cruising right through the active diving area like that. He was going pretty fast too. The single boat flying the diver down flag probably wasn't enough visual warning for such a busy location.
@jasonmckee967Ай бұрын
Your drug running mystery boat is the cornholio
@tararockrevivalbebe6427Ай бұрын
She acting that way cause her phone is probably in that compartment maybe her license is too and doesn’t want that little compartment door to pop open. My guess.
@chucktaylor7227Ай бұрын
The jet ski being towed upside down. The boat operator should have exercised proper towing operation rather than just "dragging" that jet ski in that manner. I felt for the lady as I'm sure her valuables were lost even damaged.
@richardbeese7635Ай бұрын
I've been around boats my whole life and common sense is common sense. Start with safety and go from there riding in the bow going through a rough inlet is having no sense. You see kids under 12 with no PFD on , boaters that are green or just reckless. Use your head and stop taking safety for granted
@ao4v0wsАй бұрын
22:14 When they are flying through the inlet like that, how do they really know that nobody is in the water? Like the guy here 16:56 who drifted pretty far from his sea-doo?
@muffdiver4973Ай бұрын
1:39 That was hilarious.😂😮😅
@ebglockАй бұрын
Having money does not make you smart!
@jeffwhite9001Ай бұрын
That Cigarette at 20:40 sounded sick as, engine cover part open and a big chunk missing out of the side of it.
@jmtiptonengland2 күн бұрын
Button up your life jacket love ~
@nonsuch5 күн бұрын
I would love to see that girl at 8:20 fly off. 😂
@mhansl25 күн бұрын
Dropping anchor of the stern, with what looks like 2:1 scope... predictable outcome?
@davidhargreaves1728Ай бұрын
Boat owners should educate their guests, not the other way around. If people aboard aren’t told in advance the Captain rules it’s a little too late when the ship has sailed.
@ao4v0wsАй бұрын
32:30 Flex-tape?
@woritsezАй бұрын
nothing cuts n skims quite like those midnight express
@realBkayАй бұрын
“Why is she reacting this way?” This is the way she ALWAYS reacts to adversity - Hysterically. It’s always the end of the world.
@danferguson2724Ай бұрын
Probably lost her lifeline - her phone.
@jeffdavidson-g1q29 күн бұрын
I the BABE factor
@Eric-gi9kgАй бұрын
#67.. Smart captain NOT going fast enough to bary the bow with that whale
@danferguson2724Ай бұрын
And she's likely a much nicer person than most of the skanks on the other boats.
@mattkoselowski-wh9vj22 күн бұрын
No shame for green jetski guy, he's tapping into something unbelievable later that night, and every other night........
@5ShotProductionsАй бұрын
It fits so perfectly…. 🤨 I just finished watching „Idiocracy“ again and now am watching almost 40 minutes of people being dumb as hell… 😲 As I said in another comment a few weeks before: Let rain some brain 🫣🙄
@grast5150Ай бұрын
7:05 Well I am sure at least of two of the girls each has two flotation devices permanently attached to their chest. So maybe those would help.
@pahanin2480Ай бұрын
Tell me you dont know what your doing without telling me you dont know what your doing
@Eric-gi9kgАй бұрын
Consuming alcohol while underway in any state .. as far as I know.. is illegal
@richardeasther2569Ай бұрын
Driving a car is bad practice for driving a boat
@zaphodsrealm1549Ай бұрын
Him: When did you start shaving?
@WmRobАй бұрын
Sea-Doo- take out once then to the repair shop 😢
@truegret7778Ай бұрын
The Double Trouble captain was an idiot. It is not relevant the warning light has fallen down. Besides, it was likely knocked down by the Double Trouble. The Virginia Sea captain overlooked it because no "ordinary person" would expect divers to be out around the bridge (or at least I wouldn't). They should have posted a harbor patrol boat, border patrol or police boat with lights. In my never to be humbled, 1A protected opinion.
@masmainsterАй бұрын
5:03 This is way too slow for this chop in this size boat.
@Eric-gi9kgАй бұрын
Nimbus.. Nimcompop More money than brains. Why.. would you think it would be a good idea to tow via the handle bars?
@MissionaryForMexicoАй бұрын
Many here have more money than any common boating sense!
@Boris_ChangАй бұрын
They should rename it to Darwin Inlet.
@billbunter7255Ай бұрын
Respect the ocean or it will hurt you !
@danielschaeffer3986Ай бұрын
Thing that gets under my skin is how over-loaded some of these boats are. Most likely don't have a place onboard to even hold that many pads. Where is USCG or other law giving tickets? They do in New England.
@FlTreasureHunterАй бұрын
They should ban all jet skis there ! Those people are idiots!
@MsNunocosta21 күн бұрын
Muitos condutores despreparados
@sparkyt6497Ай бұрын
Why’s it so rough
@sidneysnottley6414Ай бұрын
Yankland - A badly run amusement park
@leetv91Ай бұрын
❤❤❤❤
@jayred3777Ай бұрын
Some people are just stupid!! And u can’t fix stupid!
@jerrodbeck1799Ай бұрын
Hey US customs and border patrol do your job. Oh wait you can’t…. Yet…. Hahah
@WarHawk-Ай бұрын
That girl on the jet ski (1:26) is having way too much fun 😂 - The girl getting her jet ski towed back (3:56) is having a meltdown because she just lost her boyfriends Fentanyl stash that was IN his jet ski! - Looks like the 'Cigarette' boat at (20:12) is having engine problems (overheating?).
@garypatek8060Ай бұрын
I’ve never seen sooooooo many narcissists in one area!
@i.g.n2trip684Ай бұрын
Bunch of over entitled people/ on the drugs n booze. Poor kid getting her face smashed while mum chilling
@khalidbalcohi2602Ай бұрын
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👌👌👌👌👌👌
@finnsxc3610Ай бұрын
When you have s…t for brains as a captain and passenger ,you let passenger at the bow on those swells …..
@jeffmech15 күн бұрын
The stupidity of 99% of these idiots just amazes me. It’s bad enough that those in the boats are not wearing PFDs, but the idiot with the three girls that dumped, NONE of them had PFDs on. I guess they all have a death wish. I cannot believe that it is not REQUIRED for people to wear the PFDs instead of having them in a storage bin. SMH!
@jeffmech15 күн бұрын
30:42 - Are there signs showing the height of the bridge so the idiots can tell that their boat won’t fit under it? Ya gotta wonder about these “Captains” not knowing the height of their mast, not to mention any bridge they are going under.
@onedisasterattatime9116Ай бұрын
let them swim.....laws bequeath more stringent laws it would never end.....you wanna swim then swim. you drown you drown
@bt1163Ай бұрын
So many stupid mistakes, they have no idea about boating safety. Its a miracle not many are injured or killed 😅 there should a driver's licence
@richardschrijer1118Ай бұрын
too many people, too fast, bad distribution of passengers, too fast, too high angles its all more of the same. steady, slow but not too slow, most people in midships or stern, hold on, tight, and thatll be it.
@_rpmz442128 күн бұрын
THE GIRL ON THE JET SKI IS HIDEOUS.
@Tubesmaney4 күн бұрын
Yeah, no. I wouldn’t let that woman on my boat. Can you imagine the smell?
@necrotic777Ай бұрын
1:19 what i think happend? they took a boat out into the sea. ask stupid questions get stupid answers