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@PhantomFlick3 ай бұрын
Also, if Madame web started off as a lifeguard she would’ve been wearing red, wearing glasses, while sitting in a throne-like chair. It’s even better foreshadowing.
@axolotlfairy24733 ай бұрын
Throne-like chair mentioned!!!!
@WaterMeLoan643 ай бұрын
Throne-like chair FTW!
@sawyerhorton49073 ай бұрын
Wow... you're right, that would have been better.😮
@Sirradal3 ай бұрын
BRIALLIANT
@BNuts3 ай бұрын
And she _still_ wouldn't have cared about the people she's supposed to life-guard.
@Kingofwooz3 ай бұрын
Imagine making a movie so bad that you were taken out of the same cinematic universe as Morbius
@Zombiesnyder133 ай бұрын
I blame Avi Arad
@GalanofTaa-rw8dk3 ай бұрын
@@Zombiesnyder13 we all do.
@kyledawson8713 ай бұрын
@@Zombiesnyder13I'm out of the loop. What does Avi Arad do that makes people dislike him so much?
@cantthinkofaname50463 ай бұрын
@@kyledawson871 Makes terrible movies for the sake of toys, is the guy who forced venom into spiderman 3 then ruined the movie
@SimBol12163 ай бұрын
@@cantthinkofaname5046 He did also encourage the writers of ATSV to make the Spot the villain, so I guess he deserves *some* credit
@trinaq3 ай бұрын
"With great responsibility, great power will come." The writers must have been incredibly proud of themselves for thinking of the laziest line ever.
@RayMcElroy503 ай бұрын
I knew how bad this movie was gonna be when I saw it had the writers from Morbius
@somerandolad3 ай бұрын
Wow! I never thought they could outdo the weird "responsibility" line as said by Martin Sheen, but they did it!
@Jormyyy3 ай бұрын
@@somerandolad Martin sheen responsibility line?
@Satherian3 ай бұрын
@@Jormyyy "You are a lot like your father. You really are, Peter, and that's a good thing. But your father, he lived by a philosophy, a principle, really. He believed that if you could do good things for other people, you had a moral obligation to do those things! That's what's at stake here. Not choice. Responsibility." God, I forgot how obsessed TASM movies were with Peter Parker's parents.
@strangerjones55763 ай бұрын
I'm so sad that I'm the only one in my theater that burst out laughing during that (then again there were only three other people in my theater)
@The_Other_Dan3 ай бұрын
The bit that made me laugh out loud. She removes the number plates from the cab so that it can't be identified but completely ignores the fact that the lights on the roof have the exact same registration number displayed.
@ot7biasedmashups2 ай бұрын
That's so dumb considering they BUILT that car💀💀💀 like bruh... Or they bought it/rented it but like... How tf do you miss that dawg
@scylla1772Ай бұрын
Her apathy toward getting arrested is as intense as her apathy for limes
@Kanyewestbiggestfan1233 ай бұрын
I still can’t believe Sony made one of the worst superhero movies ever made and followed it up with an even worse movie
@Satherian3 ай бұрын
I'm excited for Kraven to lower the bar even more
@batt3ryac1d3 ай бұрын
They gotta get whoever writing for the animated division writing the live action 😅
@ashleybrooke20873 ай бұрын
Do you believe it now, Trinity?
@turtleanton65393 ай бұрын
Its insane
@MidwayWuzzupman3 ай бұрын
@@Satherian My only disappointment is El Muerto won't be there to lower the bar after Kraven.
@sicksock4354463 ай бұрын
The movie completely brushes past how Missus Webb lures an emergency helicopter to the explosion factory and causes the death of like 3 or 4 innocent people. What a hero.
@afckingegg75853 ай бұрын
Weirdly there is also a helicopter crash in the 50 shades series, but Dakota Johnson's character isn't responsible for that one
@Sirradal3 ай бұрын
😅😅😅
@callinic9993 ай бұрын
That was insane. Such a violent explosion too.
@sarahjarocknroll86993 ай бұрын
Lovely 😂
@Wulfen1093 ай бұрын
What do you think they make at the "explosion factory"?
@Jakeyosaurus3 ай бұрын
The segment talking about Dakota Johnson lying for fun was hilarious 😭
@MoarCheeseBirb3 ай бұрын
I was dying. "Do you know the titles of the three Tom Holland movies?" "Yes."
@luiginastro88313 ай бұрын
@@MoarCheeseBirbWatch the full clip, the titles she says are hysterical
@rusland93 ай бұрын
@@luiginastro8831 You can just watch the credits of the video, he put it in the background, lol
@mayonaissse3 ай бұрын
I didn't know how something can be so tragic and hilarious at the same time. 😭
@MoarCheeseBirb3 ай бұрын
@@luiginastro8831 Harry Spiderman and the Goblet of Man. It's fantastic how she does not care even a little about this nerd stuff.
@chuckricher68502 ай бұрын
My gf is a paramedic and honestly, this is probably the most realistic aspect of the entire film. Paramedics do not give a shit ab their patients. They're broken. They have no empathy, they can't or else they'd go insane 😂
@thientuongnguyen25642 ай бұрын
Why do you even date her?
@OxuStudio2 ай бұрын
@@thientuongnguyen2564 Because her mom died while researching spiders
@piragintheevercorpulent15262 ай бұрын
@@thientuongnguyen2564I assume the having no empathy stuff can be disabled when not on the job, since it's a defensive measure there.
@kevflore1962 ай бұрын
Then why tf be a paramedic then?
@user-rz7wy9tj7n2 ай бұрын
@@kevflore196 Money.
@mjlamey10663 ай бұрын
As a paramedic who works with other paramedics, I can safely say that a paramedic with a lack of empathy is actually one of the most accurate on-screen depictions we've ever gotten. And we don't get a lot of those.
@clumsyninja9253 ай бұрын
I like the contrast of an uncaring paramedic. Could be a good a character.
@velmi_malenkaja_zabka3 ай бұрын
Do paramedics also drive the ambulance? I thought it's not they job
@Curra11993 ай бұрын
@@velmi_malenkaja_zabka in my experience it was usually an EMT paired with a paramedic, if the case was complicated the paramedic would take charge and emt drive, if it was in the EMT’s scope then the paramedic would drive
i had to pause and take a minute after that line lmao that shit had me WHEEZING
@stankydog123 ай бұрын
@@JackedandStacked lmaooo same i immediately went to the comments because i knew somebody else had to have noticed that
@Vi_Vi_13 ай бұрын
I was CRYING 😂
@wideassairvents3 ай бұрын
Really the funniest thing this man has ever said
@burrybondz2253 ай бұрын
i haven't watched the video but no way he said yakubian.
@Triforcefilms3 ай бұрын
My wife is a paramedic. You start the job caring about... anything. For a few months. Then after a year you've seen so much shit you kinda just burn out your empathy and become Dakota Johnson. So honestly. This is pretty accurate.
@pennywisethedancingclown22463 ай бұрын
Mr Dooves! Didn't expect to see you here. I really love your acapellas :)
@colecarmichael57243 ай бұрын
I was a paramedic and I understand that but definitely not they way to go about it 😭
@ashleybrooke20873 ай бұрын
I've known a couple of paramedics & the way one of them would cope would be to just to shut down emotionally & come across very apathetic. The other one would make inappropriate jokes. So if I was involved in that kind of traumatic work, I'd probably have an attitude as well in the same way Dakota Johnson does being contractually stuck in this movie.
@Matein133 ай бұрын
I was an EMT a long time ago. Eventually it's just a job. Anyone who deals with the public on a daily basis feels the same way.
@Triforcefilms3 ай бұрын
@@pennywisethedancingclown2246 thanks Pennywise! And I love the way you scare and eat children!
@Portfelio2 ай бұрын
No one else brings up the dumb part of stealing baby parkers powers. A baby parker that doesn't get it for another almost 2 decades in literally every rendition.
@ZeldaQueen642 ай бұрын
Yeah, I understand the original premise of the film was a Terminator-style plot where Cassandra has to save Mary Parker from a time traveling villain who wants to kill her to prevent Spider-Man from being born. That actually makes sense in this context, and you can see where it was sloppily rewritten.
@imakhlaqXDАй бұрын
@@ZeldaQueen64 so don't it make sence to kill the freaking spider that gives peter powers instead of a unborn baby and his mother ?? Or am i missing something here
@funkymachineАй бұрын
@@imakhlaqXDgood luck finding that spider.
@halfmettlealchemist8076Ай бұрын
@@ZeldaQueen64Weirdly enough, I’d actually really be into watching the movie if it followed the original premise because it kinda goes hard
@ZeldaQueen64Ай бұрын
@@halfmettlealchemist8076 Honestly, if the three teenage macguffins were consolidated into the single character of Mary Parker, I could almost see the story flowing better. It would mean less bloat (let's be real, would we have missed out on anything if it was only one teen Cassandra had an escort mission for?) Polish the script to lean in on Dakota Johnson's sarcasm and I could see the dynamic of a snarky adult with a hidden heart of gold who has to run around with a teen she grows to relate to. Not a very original premise, but at least it might have been an entertaining one.
@allison5763 ай бұрын
Fun fact dakota johnson fired her agent after this movie
@ashleybrooke20873 ай бұрын
It's hilarious because it's true & who can really blame her.
@mauriciosalas34153 ай бұрын
Lmao😂
@WarriorBoy3 ай бұрын
Her agent 100% sold on her on this being an MCU movie and probably thought that themselves.
@AnalyticalMenace3 ай бұрын
At least she got ONE right!
@Kumagoro423 ай бұрын
@@WarriorBoy If a Hollywood agent can't tell apart Sony and Disney, they deserve to be prevented from working in the entertainment field ever again, stat.
@Zero-mn8bt3 ай бұрын
It’s insane that all of Evil Spider-Man’s lines are poorly dubbed.
@yurifairy29693 ай бұрын
and he sounds drunk
@ubermaster13 ай бұрын
I still wanna know why he had no shoes or socks 90% of the time he was outside.
@BirdsElopeWithTheSun093 ай бұрын
Wouldn't it be more strange if one or a couple of the lines was dubbed good?
@kiwi_arms3 ай бұрын
@@ubermaster1 to be fair that's like the one thing about him that's comic-accurate lmao
@RisingJay3 ай бұрын
@@kiwi_arms ...why doesn't comic version not wear them?
@sovietcanuckistanian3 ай бұрын
Dakota Johnson 🤝 Robert Pattinson: just lying in interviews for their own amusement
@Road_to_Dawn3 ай бұрын
For a second I was like “What movie does Pattinson have to lie about? The Batman… Tenet… Harry Potter…?” I had completely blocked Twilight out of my memory lol
@Wired4Life23 ай бұрын
@@Road_to_Dawn Wasn't there that one stalker Pattinson convinced to stop stalking him by going on a legit date with her and then boring her by rambling about all of his life problems?
@strikerecho25923 ай бұрын
@@Wired4Life2Yep and that info is gold.
@Road_to_Dawn3 ай бұрын
@@Wired4Life2 My life is legitimately better for having this knowledge xD
@colealbinder20253 ай бұрын
It would be great if she joined him in Matt Reeves Batman movies as Andrea Beaumont/The Phantasm, not just because she’d be a great fit for the role but because seeing her and Rob make up fake stories in their interviews would be worth it.
@dylanbuchanan65113 ай бұрын
I think the main problem with Madam Web was that literally no one cared about the film. It wasn’t made out of artistic passion and just a quick way to cash in on Marvel’s dying embers. The screenwriters didn’t care, the director didn’t care, the actors didn’t care, nobody cared. So why would an audience?
@drygnfyre3 ай бұрын
Yup, I agree. And this is why I can almost appreciate something like "The Room." It was terrible, but the man making it truly cared about making a film. He just made a really bad film. Or like when you watch a bad Michael Bay film. You know it's bad, but it's tons of fun and the people making the film know what you're paying for. But this is your typical January type movie where it has to be released for contractual reasons, but absolutely no one cared in front of or behind the camera.
@TeriyakiDynamite3 ай бұрын
@@drygnfyreFUCK YOU IT'S JANUARY!!!
@lechocolat37832 ай бұрын
I don't know man....Sydney Sweeney sounded pretty pumped for her role.....too bad she didn't get to play as a superhero for more than 2 minutes in this SUPERHERO movie, lol
@dylanbuchanan65112 ай бұрын
@@lechocolat3783 yeah…there may be that ONE person in the cast or crew that’s actually interested in the project while the rest know what their making is utter garbage
@Apple_BeshyАй бұрын
@@dylanbuchanan6511why are you blaming marvel with this? It's literally have nothing to do with Marvel 💀
@-nickdev3 ай бұрын
I was in the amazon researching spiders right before you dropped this video
@Dr.Deagle.3 ай бұрын
"Where's my spider?" *in adr*
@dangerdan793 ай бұрын
I was on amazon, researching Spider-Man merchandise, right before my connection died.
@ronkoren91713 ай бұрын
And I was there in the amazon researching spiders right before you died (spoiler)
@TheFriley43 ай бұрын
Aw damn, sorry to hear you died, RIP 😞
@justinwilliam46443 ай бұрын
I'm in the Amazon researching spiders and bats and super women right now. Receptions good.. the Amazon's in Australia right? I'm actually allergic to the Amazon. And I lied. About everything. But I'm in Australia. I think. Australia is next to the UK right.
@Galletaz_a_simp3 ай бұрын
“Earn her iconic disabilities” made me choke on my cookies 😭😭😭
@JustapErson3 ай бұрын
Everyone talking about the yakubian line, meanwhile the iconic disabilities one is by far the best.
@2ndeaster3 ай бұрын
Just like Xmen apocalypse where Prof. X has to earn his baldness.
@Galletaz_a_simp3 ай бұрын
@@JustapErson I heard it and choked 💀 I couldn’t stop laughing at it.
@ninjanibba42593 ай бұрын
@@2ndeasterleast that movie had a reason for him to lose his hair, stupid, but still a reason
@low-key-tony2 ай бұрын
@@2ndeasterJust like Lex Luthor and the Inhumans Queen 💀
@local_waver3 ай бұрын
I can't believe that you didn't mention the fact that EVERY time Madame Web has a can of soda on screen she is incapable of opening it, someone pointed it out to me and now I can't unsee it
@alfredsupersauce3 ай бұрын
That’s such a… weirdly specific thing to add to the movie for no reason. Maybe Dakota legit can’t open soda cans irl.
@thisguy79763 ай бұрын
I think it was in an Honest Trailer too.
@sicksock4354463 ай бұрын
Yeah I was surprised he didn't bring up the blatant pepsi product placements considering evil spiderman is literally crushed by a giant glowing pepsi sign...
@_xlampix14392 ай бұрын
@@sicksock435446 Honestly like I never notice product placements cuz I'm stupid, but even I noticed the blatant Pepsi pushing in the film.
@mrobbinsite9597Ай бұрын
That kind of sounds like she got handed a prop can of Bepis and was told "We don't have a lot of these, so don't open it, just look like you're going to before the plot happens again". They might not have wanted her to open it for shot consistency as well. Then again, I haven't seen the film, these are just guesses cause it does sound like something a very hectic production would overlook.
@liambanagan6393 ай бұрын
Maybe I just wasn’t paying enough attention, but did Evil Spider-Man use his computer to see what the spider girls would look like younger, using images pulled straight from a magical vision he had?
@christophercruz15132 ай бұрын
Yes you did
@LucasSantos-wp7jiАй бұрын
He pulled the images out of the movie trailer
@Apple_BeshyАй бұрын
Bro is a human visualizer 😆
@jreed26883 ай бұрын
My dad has a very low standard for good movies, he loved X-Men Origins Wolverine when it came out, and thought Morbius was decent. He turned this on with my mom and I was like “I heard that is the worst movie they’ve made recently.” and he’s all like “don’t listen to reviews before you watch something. Have your own opinion 😡.”. I came back a few hours later and he said WITHOUT paraphrasing “I’m sorry son. You were right.”
@ninjanibba42593 ай бұрын
X-men origins isn’t as bad as people say
@jreed26883 ай бұрын
@@ninjanibba4259is it enjoyable to watch? Absolutely. Is it a good movie? Hell no.
@kickass21173 ай бұрын
"I'm sorry son. You were right." now that's how I know you're straight up bussin.
@noobmasterruben51673 ай бұрын
Lmao serves him right. Id rather watch Death note 2017 than Madame Web because at least that movie isnt so boring
@conserztasfia00783 ай бұрын
I love the x men origins too(probably bcz of the Nostalgia) besides the movie wasn’t so bad except for the last deadpool part ofc It would have done a lot better if they called him a sentinal or something instead of bringing deadpool in
@jonts73 ай бұрын
"Araña Corazon is a girl who will one day have Spider powers and murder Ezekiel. Her dad got deported." BRO I'M FUCKING WEAK
@aliowens187015 күн бұрын
Her name translates to Spider Heart 💀
@lukaluukaa2 күн бұрын
wait her name is ARAÑA? how on the nose can you get sony
@TheNinjaBees3 ай бұрын
The celestial balance of Sony pictures making Morbius & Madam Web, while also making the 2 Spider-Verse movies
@GameCubits3 ай бұрын
We know they know how to make not-shit movies, but they truly are insisting on making shit movies. It's the only explanation, their damage to the marvel brand and AMC theatres is worth whatever they're doing? Are they massively shorted on AMC, is that it? Are they taking Morbius back to the theatres for the anniversary?!
@retronymph3 ай бұрын
Implying studios and creatives are the same. And they're not even really the same studio, they're just both owned and run by Sony.
@user-ji2vk5bk6n3 ай бұрын
@@retronymph @the mirror and the signal of sound reflection Stream Melanie martinezes weird body merge album stop blowing me kisses through my now skin stream paramore's the news for the projection of heart stream Melanie Martinez's weird body merge album get the fuck out of my body entertainment had no right to throw a frequency into my fucking heart get the fuck out of my body you guy's had no right to kill me in reality get the fuck out of me trying to merge into my bod stop touching my chin and get the fuck out of my body you had no right tot swap frequencies get the fuck out of my body you guys had no right tot kill me in reality get the fuck out of my body,,,.,,,/
@plstmb60003 ай бұрын
@@retronymphYup, this is it. Sony isn't small company run by handful of people, the difference in quality between franchise is probably because they had different teams. Also, could be because animation and games can actually use most Spider-men, while live action is heavily limited by their agreement with Disney.
@ToibiDoesStuff3 ай бұрын
They have a contract where they have to make movies about spiderman without spiderman ever 2 years or smth (i forgot the actual number) for the rights, so they're kind of forced to make these movies
@creamofthecrop43393 ай бұрын
When they were choosing the three girls, I'm sure some exec was like "yea, we need a white one, black one, and latino one. Oh, and Sydney Sweeney's popular now so choose her for the white one."
@annhilator552 ай бұрын
Tbf the only person who's race doesn't match with the og character is the black girl. If they made Anya Corazon a gringa I'm sure there'd be a bit of confusion.
@dillonbernard68142 ай бұрын
Sweeney straight up said she mainly did this movie to get some connections at Sony.
@opeygopey2278 күн бұрын
"They make it all about race!" And then unprovoked yall complain about race
@tylerm44053 ай бұрын
In defense of Dakota Johnson the limes lie is because Architectural Digest likely put them there as decoration the way that they put flowers and other shit around a house they are touring because they want the house clean and uncluttered but then it also looks oddly empty so they fill the space with random shit. Being surprised by the ridiculous number of limes that they filled her kitchen with is probably the most relatable thing about her honestly
@aaronpatterson49443 ай бұрын
Right? Those "piles of limes" are a classic trope of real estate stagers, where they fill spaces with something that no house would actually have - case in point: bowls/bell jars/etc. filled with lemons or limes are oddly common in that world. And she noticed the absurd limes in her kitchen and called them out in a clearly tongue in cheek way, but somehow people are confused about this?
@tylerm44053 ай бұрын
@@aaronpatterson4944 Yeah I had seen the clip before and thought everyone was on the same page that she was making fun of Architectural Digest to their face about their staging
@shinkamui3 ай бұрын
i thought that her lying about was so relatable lol. Like, she just said stuff out of awkwardness for having to think quickly and presented with a stupid situation imagine having to give an office tour or smth to an important client and your boss puts a bowl of lemons like that, i'd lie too to just gtfo out of the conversation lmao
@alz3973 ай бұрын
@@aaronpatterson4944lol “no household” Ever hear of fruit bowls? XD my cousins house and my own has a lot of them in it.
@dwoodstwin3 ай бұрын
I’d never heard her name or seen her interviews before this and I kinda love her
@Snarkysean3 ай бұрын
The PSP was obviously a vision from the future, it’s why she was so confused - nobody could imagine the power such a machine held in 2003
@Supernormalbob3 ай бұрын
my favourite part of this movie is when they want us to believe syndey sweeney is a nerdy, bullied, low self esteem introvert
@Ringothetankengine-qy1vl3 ай бұрын
But she be wearing glasses tho...
@ThePaypay883 ай бұрын
she is nerdy in real life though
@mischr133 ай бұрын
how is that unbelievable?
@Brosky19983 ай бұрын
@@mischr13 Because she looks like a friggin 🌽 ⭐️ lol
@dankmemes8023 ай бұрын
@@mischr13 look at her man
@kylemej89973 ай бұрын
It really sucks that Sydney Sweeney joined this movie and not like the MCU or something, cause she honestly seems like she cared about the character she was playing, this is probably what Ryan Reynolds felt like in the X-men origins movie.
@SirFratt3 ай бұрын
My favorite part is when the villain gets hit by the ambulance, its because he jumps into it. If he didn’t move at all, the ambulance would have missed him.
@halfmettlealchemist80763 ай бұрын
They Yoshikage Kira'd his ass 💀💀💀
@Sephirothkingdom7823 ай бұрын
That was so funny lmao I died when I saw that
@GaionSputro3 ай бұрын
Is the movies script write by a.i.?
@lylelylecrocodile25383 ай бұрын
Reverse Spidey sense
@misaelbarrientos49223 ай бұрын
@@lylelylecrocodile2538this is an all timer premise
@Madderthanjoker3 ай бұрын
Now I just want Dakota to simply star in a movie about a pathological liar that just lies for the hell of it.
@Ringothetankengine-qy1vl3 ай бұрын
"First American" The Tommy Tallarico story
@dankenstein94623 ай бұрын
So...being an actor basically 😂
@gir21953 ай бұрын
Acting opposite of Aubrey Plaza
@blueblood22683 ай бұрын
Nicolas Cage would be a perfect co-star in a movie like that XD
@Sirradal3 ай бұрын
The title would be TRUE LIES. And it'll be a remake.
@JetBlackXtreme3 ай бұрын
The part where she realizes that she can change the future because of a pigeon, but didn't put up much of a fight when her friend died in the car accident 🤦🏾♂️
@ggt473 ай бұрын
Huh?Whu?
@hafirenggayuda3 ай бұрын
Uh, that accident was before the pigeon thing isn't it? Man, I seriously forget how the plot progressing
@FallenKnight22443 ай бұрын
It’s so funny that the movie is so bad that people even forgot what actually happened. Pigeon is after the car accident.
@kolboi70973 ай бұрын
What made me mad was that, now that she learnt she can change the future with the pigeon, there's never any moment of her thinking "Oh god. I really COULD have saved my friend from dying but I didn't try hard enough. I'll have to carry the burden of his death now for the rest of my life". Instead she's just like "Oh cool, things do change, haha"
@ggt473 ай бұрын
@@kolboi7097 Game of thrones writer meme:Uh,well the writer sort of forgot her friend died.
@markdotinc83713 ай бұрын
"It's a good thing you had no idea today was the day you were going to die" has EXACTLY the same energy to me as "He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died"
@lonelystarslibrary9326Ай бұрын
Absolutely
@halfmettlealchemist8076Ай бұрын
Both of those lines have the energy of a college student trying to pad out an essay they’re writing with random words from a thesaurus so it’ll qualify for a word count
@hannabelphaege37743 ай бұрын
In theory this is the perfect character to get visions of the future. Like everyone is panicking and dying and she's just trying to gather information. "Shut up, I'm having a vision, don't talk to me. Just go do whatever you were going to do"
@Moon-cj6in3 ай бұрын
Paul Atreides from dune be like
@j-rey-3 ай бұрын
Dude Dakota Johnson is hilarious. I had no idea. She really sold me on the Tom Holland movie, "Spiderman: Here He Comes."
@2ndeaster3 ай бұрын
Yeah what about the underrated Spider-man: Coming home tho?
@madimiss3 ай бұрын
If that’s not the next title for the new Spiderman movie, I will sue 😂
@roselight69523 ай бұрын
Honestly, I didn't catch the Ben Parker thing when I saw this movie. I just kept thinking 'that's Ben from Parks & Rec'
@aleksaradojicic81143 ай бұрын
So Parks and Rec are now MCU?
@ashleybrooke20873 ай бұрын
I keep calling him "Ben Wyatt Parker" & I would've given the movie points if they had him eating a calzone
@aleksaradojicic81143 ай бұрын
@@ashleybrooke2087 Would pay a lot to see Ron Swanson and Wolverine movie.
@bloodyraptor62513 ай бұрын
@@aleksaradojicic8114 Ron: you can act as tough as you want pal, but you'll never be an American.
@ashleybrooke20873 ай бұрын
@@aleksaradojicic8114 Aubrey Plaza has technically portrayed an X Men villain so who knows
@baristabran3 ай бұрын
The wanted criminal catching a plane in 2003 NYC feels like something an AI writing a script wouldn't understand.
@ghost94216 күн бұрын
Oh shit just realized that 😂😂😂
@zach49683 ай бұрын
" it's a good thing you didn't realize today was the day you were going to die" is something I would have had one of my homemade comic book characters say when I was like 6 I love it
@matthewkoesy67743 ай бұрын
The balls on this movie to have an end credits with The Cranberries playing during it. Like putting a cherry on a pile of literal shit.
@SimBol12163 ай бұрын
Cherry? More like a cranberry amirite
@RikuVA3 ай бұрын
Get out, you’re banned haha (no but that was actually a hilarious alley-oop)
@yeyoandrew19873 ай бұрын
IKR, I love that song so this movie is automatically 10/10
@ggt473 ай бұрын
They disrespect the cranberries?
@lilysflower96853 ай бұрын
When that happened I laughed so hard and was like,”you can’t just end w/ the cranberries” but I wasn’t complaining🤷🏽♀️
@tehdipstick3 ай бұрын
I love how, when Cassie is presented with the drawing by that kid, instead making it an endearing moment with Ben accepting the drawing instead and hanging it up in the paramedic staff room/lounge, he just tells Cassie to wait until they're out of sight, then throw it in the trash. It could have been a great way to humanize the character of Ben more for the movie, and instead they chose to portray him as just marginally less asshole-ish than Cass.
@42031053 ай бұрын
I actually like it. Who wants a shitty drawing made by a child? If it's your crotch fruit you humour them, but not some random kid.
@vjthehandsome56593 ай бұрын
Yeah, I liked that part because it was actually funny.
@margarethmichelina51463 ай бұрын
And that is the same Uncle Ben who will take care of his nephew who will turns to be Spiderman in the future
@hecrosegreat39433 ай бұрын
But that would mean more writing from the writer, and thats a no-no for them
@TheManOfTheHourEveryHour2 ай бұрын
"My mother actually died... In child birth." at a baby shower justifies this films existence 😭😭😭😭
@erikusder1.393Ай бұрын
That actulally Cracker me up a bit
@tomtim97643 ай бұрын
Dakota Johnson being the main role in Madame Web AND Fifty Shades is unironically the funniest thing I have remembered regarding these movies
@WobblesandBean3 ай бұрын
For 50S, I thought her performance was just bad directing, much like how Kristen Stewart is actually a really good actress who was unlucky enough to be cast in absolute trash. But nope, Dakota Johnson is simply a terrible actress.
@GameCubits3 ай бұрын
@@WobblesandBean You mean she didn't genetically inherit the ungodly acting talent of her father?!
@brookejon36953 ай бұрын
She's WHAT?
@brookejon36953 ай бұрын
@@WobblesandBeanIs Kristen Stewart a good actress? I know she's a darling in some indie films, but I didn't hear that her performance is very different from what it was in Twilight
@decasuffrage90213 ай бұрын
@@WobblesandBean i like how you're implying that this movie is good, and thus a sign that her bad acting is her being a bad actress like this movie isn't ass
@fable233 ай бұрын
I love how this movie basically implies that Peter Parker isn't special or unique, and he's actually like the 5th or 6th Spider-Person in NYC. They just get Spider-People all the time in New York. It's a thing. Also, since we've never seen any version of those girls in any Spider-Man movie, I guess that means they all die before Peter starts doing stuff anyway, and we never ever hear about them, nobody ever brings them up even though they are also Spider-People and you'd think people would link them to Peter on aesthetic alone, so I guess they weren't that important after all.
@Six_GorillionАй бұрын
Female spiderpeoples is like the WNBA. Everyone knows they exist but they just don't talk about them cause they're so lame.
@Apple_BeshyАй бұрын
They're just using spiderman to jus push this arse movie
@christopherfeatherley3 ай бұрын
There was a video on KZbin by Kendra Gaylord titled *I watched 151 Celebrity house tours and they're filled with lies* that actually explained why Vogue were presenting celebrity houses: the celebrities don't actually live in the houses they're presenting. They actually own multiple estates, and are trying to increase the resell value by making it more appealing and seemingly that they've lived and cared for the mansion. The KZbinr went into depth, and a few months after each video posted on Vogue, the celebrity houses were put into auction. So the reason why Dakota lied, as she confessed, is the professional decoraters on set made the house appealing and she was coming up with stories on the spot. Someone chose to present limes, and Dakota just thought of "oh I love limes so much" despite being allergic. I hope that answers why she lied about something like that!
@drygnfyre3 ай бұрын
MTV Cribs was the same scam. None of the rappers lived in any of the houses being shown off.
@jpz20092 ай бұрын
That just makes the shit a million times funnier 💀💀💀💀
@zaksharman2 ай бұрын
Bit confused by the wording. So do the celebrities own multiple houses or Vogue?
@christopherfeatherley2 ай бұрын
@@zaksharman Sorry, I wrote it in one go. To answer your question: yes, the celebrities own multiple properties. They simply use Vogue -- as a platform --to bring attention to the property, along with their famous status, to increase its value.
@zaksharman2 ай бұрын
@@christopherfeatherley fair enough
@jakek17352 ай бұрын
"When you accept the responsibility, great power will come" doesn't even carry the same sentiment as "with great power comes great responsibility". It implies that power is somehow magically granted to people if they make the choice to be responsible. The original quote is a moral statement about how people who ALREADY possess great power should choose to wield it - if you have the power to help people or make the world a better place, you should. Say what you will about Martin Sheen's clunky word-salad version of the quote in Amazing Spider-Man, but at least it technically succeeded at expressing the original message.
@kelemh3 ай бұрын
Bro im not giving my dad a ball shaver😭
@floorpizza80743 ай бұрын
Even Dads should experience the pure joy of a freshly shorn scrotum.
@lukebryant55383 ай бұрын
THANK you, seriously!
@jingwuan3 ай бұрын
it's...for his head...?
@billbill60943 ай бұрын
Nobody in the world ever wants to give someone an instrument to make their cock and balls look pretty.
@fidmatic65023 ай бұрын
"poor, terminally offline, crystal loving, yakubian" if I was a medieval peasant, that collection of words would probably desintegrate me
@anonymous-hz2un3 ай бұрын
She rly isnt quite there.
@MrEnKaye3 ай бұрын
But how would you see this video
@luiginastro88313 ай бұрын
@@MrEnKayePublic wi-fi
@alexgrissom35133 ай бұрын
I don’t think you know what literally means
@fidmatic65023 ай бұрын
@@alexgrissom3513 what is wrong with you?
@Loop_Kat3 ай бұрын
"The film is bad, but it's only _funny_ bad, like, a third of the time" I can only imagine how this will compare to your eventual review of Morbius because Morbius is such a uniquely bewildering catastrophe in its own right that it's genuinely hard to define
@GameCubits3 ай бұрын
I genuinely enjoyed laughing at morbius for nearly the whole run time, which is much more than can be said for either this or venom 2.
@Loop_Kat3 ай бұрын
@@GameCubits The sheer audacity of the presentation and sequences of events (if you can even call them that) meant laughter didn't even register as an option in my brain when I watched it, tbh
@dustmaker57443 ай бұрын
@@Loop_Kat have sex
@darrysberrys3 ай бұрын
@@GameCubits same, i almost watched morbius twice
@drkillbrew63873 ай бұрын
@@GameCubits Venom 2 made me physically angry. Like, it wasn't just an emotion I felt, I was shaking with rage, it was such a terrible absurdity. No idea who the fuck decided a giant stoner clown would make for a convincing serial killer
@JCJW101Ай бұрын
The lime thing is because someone clearly dressed the house and she thought it was ridiculous to have so many limes. It probably wasn't even her house, it rarely is for a A lister house tour.
@agarnes1003 ай бұрын
Considering Dakota started fucking smearing the film in interviews the second her check cleared, I'm not surprised. She described it as "like if you asked AI to write the script for a movie your boyfriend would watch once"
@halfmettlealchemist8076Ай бұрын
Honestly she’s so real for that
@AtticusKarpenterАй бұрын
Well i can't fucking blame her
@Chowdah993 ай бұрын
I made my roommate watch this with me last night… he said it was the most incoherent movie He had ever seen. Then I made him watch the 1984 Dune and he got so mad he turned off the TV
@moch7703 ай бұрын
Do you, like, really hate your roommate or something?
@mori1bund3 ай бұрын
Why don't you just tell him you want a new roommate! ^^
@rogueguardian3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@chance7573 ай бұрын
HA! nice lol
3 ай бұрын
Maybe your roommate just has ba taste in movies.
@servebotfrank40823 ай бұрын
13:15 This same exact shit happened to Matt Smith. He didn't know Morbius wasn't in the MCU, asked Karen Gillan about it, and she said "Oh my god, you have to do it it's so much fun" and then Matt arrived on set and found out that he wasn't in a real Marvel movie.
@travisjordan38533 ай бұрын
At this point, the Sony Pictures Universe of Marvel Characters (SPUMC) is pretty much The Asylum of Marvel movies.
@margarethmichelina51463 ай бұрын
At least dude know how to have fun by dancing on a bad movie. Meanwhile, the villain of this movie is just there for being walking exposition.
@RohinNair3 ай бұрын
You gotta respect the DCEU in that regard. It was so universally bad that no one ran the risk of accidentally getting cstfished into starring in it
@Montesama3143 ай бұрын
Matt: "You knew, didn't you!?" Karen: "Now, I'm not gonna say no..."
@Montesama3143 ай бұрын
Dakota Johnson in the interviews and home video looks like an alien "still getting used to this human thing". "Yes, I, a human female, love this house. And these green edibles... limes. Limes are good and I like them. The limes."
@jakespacepiratee37402 ай бұрын
Yeah that’s what makes her so funny.
@kingt0295Ай бұрын
@@jakespacepiratee3740 well, unique
@AtticusKarpenterАй бұрын
This is cute in a way 😅 She must play alien who getting used to the human things, not girlbossy unimportant marvel superhero outside the mcu
@jakespacepiratee3740Ай бұрын
@@AtticusKarpenter bro thinks trumps gonna win XD if he does, you can say goodbye to your h3ntai ;3
@gast3213 ай бұрын
Marcus giving Dakota Johnson a quickie is not something I was expecting 💀
@juliagiles15473 ай бұрын
what a great sentence! surely it will never be taken out of context.
@Champsr0ck22473 ай бұрын
Phrasing
@oldcowbb3 ай бұрын
a 7/10 quickie
@mesousagaby7403 ай бұрын
Sydney Sweeney fans are gonna riot that she doesn't get one.
@Korra2283 ай бұрын
A WHAT, SIR?
@benjamingaleana163 ай бұрын
Can't wait to hear Kraven say "Man, I'm really kraving some hunting"
@the_meta_josh573 ай бұрын
Kraving these nuts!!!
@jakespacepiratee37403 ай бұрын
Kraven: “It’s Hunting Time.”
@UnwantedGhost1-anz253 ай бұрын
@@jakespacepiratee3740 It's Krabin time.
@kernosbattoons65043 ай бұрын
you joke but i bet ya 100% he'd fucking say that knowing these series
@benc773 ай бұрын
Or someone else says he was kraving the hunter
@VesperOfRoses3 ай бұрын
Dakota Johnson is like a female Robert Pattinson in that she starred in an awkward romance series adaptation that made lots of money and just didn't give a single fuck about it or celebrity in general
@DiggerDwarfy3 ай бұрын
And hey, Fifty Shades was literally fanfiction for Twilight!
@6961903 ай бұрын
you saying this makes me want to see them co-star in a movie (series)
@AleKar19913 ай бұрын
Pattinson at least has the talent and body of work to back that up, what has Dakota really been in to warrant this kind of attitude?
@nikolasperez77453 ай бұрын
@alexeykaramanidi1662 At this point she needs her 'Lighthouse'
@Nintendofan7813 ай бұрын
@@AleKar1991 I actually agree at least he actually played in a good superhero film unlike her where she just didn't like what she got herself into. it's like if you don't care for superheroes then why be in a film doesn't make sense to me.
@TNickGuyPerson3 ай бұрын
To be fair, Peters spider sense works the same where it only works when the plot demands it to
@funnydepressive323 ай бұрын
I feel really bad for Cassie's Mom who got shot while she was researching spiders in the Amazon right before she died...
@TheWinjin2 ай бұрын
Speaking of which, how and why were her journals recovered that conveniently laid out everything about the spider powers this man had? My understanding is that everyone was dead somewhere deep in the jungle and the only one saved was the baby Web by the spider tribe.
@djfluffy1233 ай бұрын
Morbius walked so Madame Web could look confused for the entire movie
@kkkkaue3 ай бұрын
We need a crossover, Madame Morbius
@Kidkinsey3 ай бұрын
"Her dad got deported" is a insane backstory😭😭😭 and her being such a liar is honestly hilarious
@15SilverSurfer153 ай бұрын
“Look how many spiders there are, you could’ve gotten another one”🤣🤣🤣
@AtticusKarpenterАй бұрын
This spider is quest object spawned out of thin air and no other such exist
@RicardoAlmeidatm3 ай бұрын
Dakota Johnson seems like a robot badly impersonating a human. A 1st draft terminator.
@suikim91943 ай бұрын
Yes😂
@pahanruwanpathirana34513 ай бұрын
tbf the writing doesn't really do her any favours. Dakota Johnson is a decent actress not her fault the dialogue is dumb
@Willowy132 ай бұрын
Ultron had more personality.
@crystalshaw87442 ай бұрын
@@Willowy13😂😂😂
@tannerjones12303 ай бұрын
Northern lion appearing out of nowhere is literally the funniest thing I’ve ever seen seen
@TheTorovar3 ай бұрын
The esport legend Northern himself!
@koshomfg3 ай бұрын
I actually said AYO out loud 😅
@juniorgalacto173 ай бұрын
when
@Funkyent3 ай бұрын
18:55
@DPowered23 ай бұрын
The eggman cometh
@zakbrandsinc3 ай бұрын
The pivot from real Jimmy Fallon to Smiling Friends Jimmy Fallon cracking up is an editing masterpiece
@HyperkalemiaSineWave3 ай бұрын
“Dispassionate and uncaring to others- but she became a paramedic!” Clearly you haven’t met enough of us 😔
@benmeier51993 ай бұрын
“Terminally offline, crystal-loving yakubian” is INSANE
@callmejason35203 ай бұрын
@@MostlyMildMidnights is yakubian reference to the prophet mentioned in islam? or is it somthing else im confused
@thevoidlord17963 ай бұрын
@@callmejason3520 It's a way to call a white person "white" in a somewhat derogatory way. Like "cracker". (although Urban Dictionary describes it as being "the most disrespectful way to call a person 'White'", which is very funny to me)
@zackshafto30403 ай бұрын
@@callmejason3520 no it’s from a group of black supremacist in the United States called the Nation of Islam, who thinks a black scientist 6 thousand years ago created the white race, it’s not apart of actual Islam
@sovietcanuckistanian3 ай бұрын
It’s a reference to Nation of Islam, a black nationalist sect that has some VERY unorthodox views on Islam. In particular they believe that Yakub was an ancient African scientist who created white people in a lab to destroy black civilization.
@benmeier51993 ай бұрын
@@callmejason3520 “yakubian” is a derogatory word to describe a white person
@Jack-sy8mr3 ай бұрын
“Evil Spider-man’s Spider Sense doesn’t work when the plot needs it to” I mean, isn’t that how it works for everyone?
@FalconPaladin3 ай бұрын
Exactly. It's too OP to work all the time, or anyone with it would be invincible. It's absent all the time for Spider Man, in every incarnation, but especially the newspaper comic version. There's a wonderful moment where a random, unpowered henchman just smacks Spider Man in the back of the head with a pipe. No warning, no nothing, it's glorious.
@pep43383 ай бұрын
LMAO @@FalconPaladin
@noobmasterruben51673 ай бұрын
It was only in Spiderman 3 where the writers forgot about that
@Pellz3 ай бұрын
@@FalconPaladin A blanket explanation I like to use is that Peter's spidersense is powerful in the sense that literally somebody tripping over their shoe lace can be seen as danger so maybe its overstimulating sometimes and its difficult for him to hone in
@ark2074Ай бұрын
@@FalconPaladinWell it’s not that overpowered, just cus they know something is gonna hit them it doesn’t mean they’ll be able to doge it
@PeterMcGuf3 ай бұрын
The thing about this movie that gets me, is that there is a THIRTY YEAR TIME JUMP, and ole' Zeke Simms looks pretty much the same, and his single stolen magic spider appears to still be alive (he cant be breeding them cause he's only got the one, and if he tried to go back to get more the spider people would get him, so its gotta be the same one). Heck in his dream-vision he even says "they took my spider". Maybe he figured out spider cloning with his vast ill-defined fortune?
@hecrosegreat39433 ай бұрын
Oh My god i forgot about his stupid little spider
@Calvin_Coolage3 ай бұрын
I cannot believe 'Where's my spider? They took my spider.' is a real line from this movie.
@sebastianamado5643 ай бұрын
20:50 there’s no way someone at Sony watched this and thought “ yeah this scene makes sense lets keep it”😭
@captainzachary24773 ай бұрын
38:32 that is a shot from Spider-Man 2. Sony really re-used a shot from a 20 year old movie. This level of incompetence is astounding
@juliagiles15473 ай бұрын
I can tell you why Cassandra became a nurse even though she hates caring for people: she was a mean girl in high school. They all flock to that job, for some reason. Edit: Okay I’ve read some other comments clarifying that she’s a paramedic and not a nurse (which is true, sorry for saying the wrong thing). More importantly I’ve seen a lot of comments saying that being a paramedic with low empathy is actually the one realistic part of the movie, as it’s actually necessary in order to keep yourself sane and can be the result of not being able to save everyone. That’s actually really interesting, if not tragic. I don’t think Madame Web is competent enough to have done that on purpose, though, and Cassandra still gives off “I bullied kids in high school” vibes!
@mrboerger16203 ай бұрын
That scares me
@Hawkatana3 ай бұрын
The "some reason" being that they can exert their power over vulnerable people, because they didn't get enough of a high doing that in High School. Yes, it's that fucked.
@turtleanton65393 ай бұрын
@@Hawkatanait is
@thepapschmearmd3 ай бұрын
Well she’s a paramedic in the movie so.
@jakespacepiratee37403 ай бұрын
@@Hawkatana You say this like you date one or are one so you know from experience.
@ColinSpalten3 ай бұрын
This was a top ten theater experience for me. Everyone seemed bewildered for the first chunk but by the time we got to "But I don't have a blood disorder" we were all cackling through the entire final act. We were cheering up and down the aisles and gave it a standing ovation. I wasn't exactly "sober" for that watch, but after the baby shower scene you can't convince me this wasn't a straight up comedy and that Dakota wasn't in on it. The dubbing especially feels like a Naked Gun joke!
@AcornPlays3 ай бұрын
I'm convinced everyone making these movies knows they're bad except the Sony higher-ups, but they know they're not gonna check the movie before it's out, which is how we keep getting this stuff
@bigbrownhouse69993 ай бұрын
As a paramedic, I actually thought her character was pretty well written as a portrayal of what many of us are like. A lot of people don’t realize that we medics are not superhero’s, we are regular average and mildly shitty people just like everyone else, but our line of work has unique hazards that bring those average flaws out in weird ways. When you work a job like that, you start to detach yourself from people’s emotions in order to function - I mean think about how we have to act all calm and rational while we witness children bleeding to death or people dying - and ironically you can become a pretty isolated, sarcastic, and uncaring person over time if you aren’t careful. Her flat, zombie affect is not all that far off from how medics act when we are burned out. The scene at the baby shower actually reminded me of times that I’ve accidentally trauma-dumped on “normal” people because I lost touch with how it comes across. To me death, pain, and disease is normal and I have to remind myself not to talk about that; but sometimes you’re afraid of talking about that with coworkers because you don’t want to appear weak or incompetent. Also the part where she tells Scrooge “you just can’t change things” legitimately made me cry a bit because I know exactly what she’s talking about. You get into medical work because you want to make a difference but you keep coming up against things you can’t change: drunk drivers, poverty, police brutality, or people that just don’t live and didn’t have a chance.. kids even. The shock and betrayal of realizing that all the hopeful messages you learned as a child are a lie hit me like a truck a couple years ago. I’ll never forget when a coworker of mine once said to me, “I got into this because I wanted to help people and be a good person; but it’s like after 6 years, this job has sucked all the humanity out of me. Now I struggle to care when I see people suffer because I’m so desensitized.” I don’t think this movie was amazing or anything, but I do see what the writers were going for and I appreciate the attempt to portray paramedics realistically, unlike most portrayals that make us act like mother Theresa all the time. I also don’t mean to say that EMS is a horrible job. I love my job. But it takes a unique toll on you (just like how all jobs have their own hazards) and I’m glad people are drawing attention to it in different ways.
@AtticusKarpenterАй бұрын
Thank you for your work. I am painfully empathic to the point that i can't make my cat injection out of fear hurting her even through i got the details how to do it and understand that its my hesitation actually harming, so i can't even imagine how people deal with most gross or sad cases they must help with. Yeah maybe you can't change the world but on your backs and tolled sanity this world rests and it would be much worse otherwise if no one would do this job. In turn i have to remind myself when communicating with medics that they do not kidding or being deliberately mean, they may sincerely, because of job's specific, do not understand what average person consider gross or emotionally hard (as with injection to kitty. And as you said).
@godabandonedthistimeline3 ай бұрын
The other day my friends and I were trying to figure out if Madame Web was worse than Morbius. The conclusion was that Morbius at least gave us Matt Smith aka 11th Doctor and Daemon Targaryen dancing shirtless and having having the time of his life. In Madame Web we didn't even get Dakota Johnson and Sydney Sweeney in their superhero costumes.
@jakespacepiratee37403 ай бұрын
I would have just settled for Dakota Johnson Shirtless as well.
@MinosML3 ай бұрын
Morbius at least gave us the 'HAVE SECS' scene
@mrknowhere64573 ай бұрын
@@jakespacepiratee3740there's a separate movie franchise for that....
@jakespacepiratee37402 ай бұрын
@@mrknowhere6457oh yeah lol I forgot XD
@cosmonautexpress3 ай бұрын
i forget this man exists until he uploads, where i drop everything im doing to watch it, then forget about him for another 20 years waiting for him to upload
@Msanimefanatic253 ай бұрын
no fr
@robbiejelsomeno56793 ай бұрын
Bro posted 2 weeks ago.
@cosmonautexpress3 ай бұрын
@@robbiejelsomeno5679 it was a quickie though😞
@randomguy24023 ай бұрын
I still rewatch some of his vids sometimes when I’m playing games or doing something
@TommyBoi_30003 ай бұрын
Quality over quantity
@mrink88223 ай бұрын
Morbius: "I'm the worst" Madam web:"Are you sure about that"
@somerandolad3 ай бұрын
Kraven: "hold my machete..."
@the-amazing-super-W3 ай бұрын
@@somerandoladEl muerto: "Mary, cancel my meeting"
@TheMaestroMizerous3 ай бұрын
*Hulk Hogan rubs hands*
@ferrm19923 ай бұрын
Very seriously, after watching Madame Web, I thought Morbius was a lot smarter and enjoyable
@Zombiesnyder133 ай бұрын
Morbius is the worst They were delusional to the point of delaying the movie yet again to add a scene to tie up with the events of NHW The people of Madame Web knew how bad the movie was to the point of removing the references to Spider-Man
@bdtiger07703 ай бұрын
23:46 I couln't stop loving at this part. "I am having a vision ... whooaaa"
@jonasquinn79773 ай бұрын
The sudden drop of the dad having been deported in contrast to the other backstories nearly killed me
@DavidSonofDavid3 ай бұрын
Yeah if we're following the Spidey motivations she should be beating the piss out of La Migra
@ved953 ай бұрын
This video really makes you FEEL like He was in the Amazon with your mom when she was researching spiders right before she died.
@StuffinMaiFace3 ай бұрын
21:56 The "Whaaaa...Huuhh? DiD I hAvE a ViSioN?" killed me every time😂😂😂😂
@cyrilemeka69873 ай бұрын
"Did I have a fuc*ing vision"😂😂😂
@LoveMyUnusual2 ай бұрын
At some point, I was expecting a That's So Raven edit. 😂
@user-gw3bs2in5i2 ай бұрын
The doki doki music was a nice touch lol
@deevee53272 ай бұрын
I'm not gonna lie, Dakota doing that house tour was the funniest thing. I swear, it had to be intentional in how awkward it was. Like a joke that's just vague enough and us wondering what's real is the real punchline.
@Daisy-hy9bxАй бұрын
It was an obvious, straightforward joke about how the houses on the videos are highly staged by someone else, with prop fruit being a common feature. I don't understand how so many people are struggling to understand it
@GameExplore1003 ай бұрын
HE HAS RETURNED
@lucasgibson21313 ай бұрын
Fuck you mean he just posted two weeks ago
@spencerdokes60563 ай бұрын
My brother in christ, he never went anywhere
@pepeshitpost3 ай бұрын
Its been 2 weeks bruh
@stellarremnant35973 ай бұрын
It’s been two weeks???
@mittinman3 ай бұрын
Maybe you should return more often lol
@callum983 ай бұрын
11:52 using the smiling friends clip of fallon aggressively laughing was a stroke of genius Marcus, good job 👍
@rawanalahmed80863 ай бұрын
He really loves smiling friends, lol
@Brutus_Boi3 ай бұрын
37:55 "her best friend is gonna get gunned down like a dog" I can't 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@sbu_englishclub3 ай бұрын
“Poor, terminally offline, crystal-loving Yakubian” is SUCH a turn of phrase 😂😂
@masterpieceoneday83213 ай бұрын
Cosmonaut Variety Hour: Here He Comes Cosmonaut Variety Hour: And he’s back Cosmonaut Variety Hour: Marcus Cosmonaut And The Goblet Of Hours
@pierrepadilla16973 ай бұрын
The part of the video where it turns into a Dakota Johnson review fucking killed me. I hope that bit happens again.
@A0130EX3 ай бұрын
solid 7/10
@SlightlySouthrn3 ай бұрын
“Poor, Terminally Offline Crystal loving Yakuubian” God I love this man
@DankasaurusReksАй бұрын
One thing I haven't seen anyone talk about is the fact that by stalling her friend by trying to prevent him from leaving, she perfectly timed him getting hit by the other vehicle. Had he just left, he would have missed it barely. So she basically got him killed herself.
@Sean_Bird3 ай бұрын
I have to really give Sony props for this movie. They somehow topped Morbius in being one of the worst films they’ve ever made.
@bryankuipers51673 ай бұрын
The ADR in this movie was so painful, I would rewind scenes because I couldn’t believe how far off the audio was from what the actors/actresses actually said
@garrettmetting69383 ай бұрын
Painful? You mean funny
@naplockblubba53693 ай бұрын
@@garrettmetting6938 Fainful, if you won't
@sarongboy_gamerzlive59753 ай бұрын
Dakota johnson is wrong its actually Spiderman and the Prisoner of Azkaban,Spiderman Shippuden and last but not least Spiderman and The Empire Strikes Back where Spiderman finally learned how to channel his web shooters into Plasma beams
@erintaft68873 ай бұрын
I don’t see anyone else mentioning this but: saying that she and the cat named Cat are strays is absolutely a reference to the Audrey Hepburn movie Breakfast at Tiffany’s.
@SapphireCarbuncle0093 ай бұрын
The theory I saw going around for all the rewrites is that they had to remove most mention of Spiderman or related things. It's why so many characters don't show their full name and why Peter Parker's name is never spoken.
@jakespacepiratee37403 ай бұрын
As someone interested in lost media and cut content that’s fascinating! I’ve heard that theory before so it might be true.
@jakespacepiratee37403 ай бұрын
Morbius: “Hello, Madam Web from Madam Web.” Madam Web: “Hello, Morbius from Morbius.” Morbius: “It’s Morbin’ Time.” Madam Web: “He was in the Amazon with my Mom who was Researching Spiders, right before she died.”
@Jack_Attack_25803 ай бұрын
“I’M GHOST RIDING THE WHIP, CRAZY TAXI!” *Beep beep!* One of my absolute favorite pieces of Cosmonaut lore right there
@shadowhawkfanatic9353 ай бұрын
Where is that audio from? Did Marcus say that or is it from a video? I gots to know.
@RohinNair3 ай бұрын
@@shadowhawkfanatic935 I've been here since 2018 and it was already in use around then so it's probably older than that
@TheWinjin2 ай бұрын
Marcus mocking her at 23:55 is just hilarious
@justaguywhowatchesyoutube55883 ай бұрын
16:36Bro is rating humans now ☠️
@fossilpharaoh2 ай бұрын
I approve of this
@yeyoandrew19872 ай бұрын
He gave Dakota Johnson a quickie
@insertnamehere72282 ай бұрын
@@yeyoandrew1987Don’t… don’t say it like that
@Smallvillefreak3 ай бұрын
“Did I have a vision?” That voice was perfect. 😂😂😂
@DiontaeBlack3 ай бұрын
"Which makes her really confused Huuuuuuh? 👁👄👁 Ooooooooooooh 😵💫😵💫" I died EVERY, TIME 🤣🤣🤣
@bappo36223 ай бұрын
ONG😭
@jackdanielsinthelionsden18873 ай бұрын
I watched this movie with my sister and every time it cut to the bad guy’s computer lady we’d chant “Gru’s wife Gru’s wife”