The Worst 5th Date I've Ever Had

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[@watersilk]

make sure to loop this video

[@C.L.Hinton]

You know, I've always wondered if rewatching helped creators or if KZbin only considered unique user views.

[@Ar1AnX1x]

we should make sure to speak to ourselves loudly from now on make it a challenge that you don't feel ashamed even if its in front of others

[@apotatoman4862]

@@C.L.Hinton i believe it does increase watch time but not views

[@pandjammasbeeair2141]

Ill watch it atleast 3 more times since it seems i have atleast 4 joels to feed now 😂

[@ANTIV15T]

this comment was how I found out you could loop videos automatically lol

[@DrHouse5311]

The most baffling part of this is that they're on their fifth date and he doesn't know what her jobs are yet. Everything else tracks

[@bweekz]

I think it implies he did the first couple dates himself but then cloned himself a date joel that had no memory of her hobbies and jobs

[@smoceany9478]

well i mean the other thing is not knowing her apartments pet capacity and how close she is to it

[@NotSoMuchFrankly]

Joel moves slow on a date. You don't want to seem pushy.

[@afz902k]

jobs/hobbies/pets and how close to full capacity they all are

[@trublgrl]

@@NotSoMuchFrankly First Date: "Do you have a name? I don't need to know what it is, I don't want to seem forward, but if you did have one, that could be something we could talk about. One day." _I think this is normal in Canadia._

[@redstone1538]

on my second way through now. super excited to see what happens this time.

[@redstone1538]

ok on my third time. interesting im starting to grow attached to Laundry Joel.

[@redstone1538]

4th times the charm. google is in fact pretty fast these days.

[@realchiknuggets]

@@redstone1538godspeed, you magnified bastard

[@redstone1538]

Honestly sorry I had to step out for a smoke break. I'll resume video watching next time I drink alcohol.

[@Just_lift_anyone]

Always ask your dates about their flat's pet capacity and if they are close to hitting it.

[@coldravioli7839]

I mean, it's a genuine concern if we can't move in together for the foreseeable future.

[@NorroTaku]

who would ever hit their pets? /s

[@groynin]

As a cat owner that is a legit question I should ask them tbh

[@trublgrl]

When a man takes this much interest? HE'S closer to hitting it. ♥

[@leizero]

​@@NorroTakuGood question..

[@massivechafe]

Man I'm impressed by how natural the conversations with himself were. It's so hard to get them to seamlessly trade sentences over eachother when they're filmed separately

[@JustBronzeThingsLoL]

It's the little interjections and overlapping dialogue that makes it so seamless, I love it

[@massivechafe]

​@@JustBronzeThingsLoLtotally, honestly I don't think I've ever seen it done this well haha

[@qaday123]

@@massivechafehave you heard of a channel called Ryan George? His entire video structure and comedy sketches involve him pretty much talking to himself and they’re all really funny and really impressive

[@jamesdrummond7684]

@@qaday123 they're cut separately without both constantly in frame, it's an entirely different technique (that's a lot easier to make flow naturally)

[@qaday123]

@@jamesdrummond7684 oh of course, very occasionally he does do them in the same room but yes, it is a different technique, I was just saying because of the similarities with having a conversation with what is pretty much a clone of yourself, and liked his content as well

[@trublgrl]

The subtext here is that she told him her jobs, hobbies, and her pet capacity four times already, but this is Fifth Date Joel, so he never learned any of those things.

[@mojo9291]

lmao

[@Jord2123]

@@mojo9291orrrrrr he isn’t the original

[@Femaiden]

that's literally what the OP said. "this is "Fifth Date Joel", which implies that he is a clone and also implies that there is at least 3 other clones for the second, third and fourth date. assuming that the "real" Joel went on the first date, but then again, the first date might have been a clone as well. there might be multiple clones going on multiple dates. this situation might already be out if control

[@MarcosElMalo2]

@@Femaidenat least three others, put I’m pushing for at least four, because if it was me I’d have a first date clone.

[@trublgrl]

@@Femaiden♥

[@puddlestheok8781]

the "Well, yeah." at 1:23 is my favorite line and delivery of this whole bit. The casual acceptance is so relatable.

[@turntablez504]

"Does your apartment have a pet capacity, and if so, are you close to ʰᶦᵗᵗᶦⁿᵍ ᶦᵗ" had me laughing harder than it had any right to

[@chadfridley6677]

HAHAHA, same dude! That line is phenomenal XD

[@Mikemc89]

Reminds me something Dax would say in these vids

[@danitho]

I feel like Joel almost laughed in the middle of the line

[@paulet4276]

The highly anticipated prequel to Joel house

[@Misack8]

One day, all the videos will come together in a huge lore spiral.

[@yourguykhonshu3972]

But they didn't reveal the lore for the no yelling rule!

[@MarcosElMalo2]

House of Joel-by

[@jsnams]

​@@yourguykhonshu3972the also didn't clarify the no pooping but they're both pretty self evident

[@ryanhaining4004]

The VH1 show where we see what all the Joels have been doing in the five years since Joel House ended

[@ultrawow65]

I loved how you layered your voice over your clone while agruing, it made the scene 1000X more realistic then just the normal seperated back and forth

[@666msGoD]

What do you mean layered? There is basically zero editing in this video, he cloned himself for it, those are all "youtube Joels"

[@Cortalpsychmajor]

@@666msGoD Ugh. The problem with youtube Joels is that after they started acting they think they can do other things, no dummy, you're a youtube joel, not a real laundry joel, not a real jumping jack joel, not a consultant joel, just a youtube joel. Good grief.

[@JakeWolven]

This video was even better the 18th time. Enjoy your money joel hope you can get a hot dog

[@brandoni.fernandez6059]

Idk why I read it like hope he gets a sexy dog. a really hot dog

[@RavenMobile]

@@brandoni.fernandez6059 Closet furry confirmed!

[@noone3216]

Just buy the dog. Buy the dog. Buy. The. Dog. BUYTHEDOG! BUY THE DOG!!! ACHETER LE CHIEN!!!

[@midtiermemes]

@@brandoni.fernandez6059 'Animal Predator Busted In Boise'

[@username0940]

Joel, make a video eating your hotdog with the other joels

[@ceno10101]

I feel like a date with Joel would just comprise of him asking if he could film a video with you.

[@jesusaguirre2150]

Giggidy

[@JustOneMango]

Ice water out of a bowl is probably more of a sixth date thing 🧊

[@breakthecode4634]

3rd for sure

[@Daiyuki117]

The cage is for the 8th date

[@Dunedragon]

Definitely to intimate for the fifth date, completely agree

[@reyreynolds693]

1st date ice breaker

[@rumo510]

In Canada, couples only share ice water bowls after marriage, as God intended

[@superguy183828]

0:08 I like how she's immediately starting to laugh, but suppressing it because she doesn't want to laugh at his ice water bowl

[@remingtonfilms346]

Thank you for bringing attention to Starfish Disorder Joel, many people ignore how serious it can be 😊

[@arthurb8436]

me and the six first versions of myself all have to agree... its a hard condition to have

[@Mark-jr6ld]

It can happen

[@mixoh]

so last week i chopped my whole d***

[@Boris82]

I don't like people calling it a disorder, neither do my clones. And you don't want to upset my clones. (One of them is batsh!t craz)

[@remingtonfilms346]

@@Boris82 My apologies, one of my clones typed that for me. Dont know how they knew my password

[@avantchop]

cut off my pinky after watching this to have versions of me to do the same

[@victorbreum1929]

always wait with asking what their job and hobbies and pets are until 5th date, don't wanna rush things

[@osidiusemphatic]

Add in that subtle pose he pulled when returning to the couch, and honestly, he seems like perfect 5th date material.

[@mappplesirrup8473]

@@osidiusemphaticoh im not familiar with that pose i must rewatch the video to see what happened

[@flaminghulaballoo]

Joel plays Joel so well. It's kinda uncanny.

[@SWE-from-Sweden]

Make sure to send Date Joel for the sixth date

[@MarcosElMalo2]

It’s against union rules to send 5th Date Joel on the 6th date. Without rules, civilization crumbles and we’re just a bunch of animals struggling for survival in a war of all-against-all.

[@GodofChookie]

But this is Joel's worst date

[@bemljj]

The practical effect on this one is top notch, could not tell that was not Joel's real hand!

[@robvollman]

I’ve been watching this channel for a while and that’s actually shaping up to be his best 5th date, all things considered.

[@the_original_Bilb_Ono]

The worst 5th date i ever had was also the best because ive only had had one 5th date. Love you wife of 29 beautiful years ❤💕 😘 💕 ❤

[@cuteraptor42]

Never thought to ask about the pet capacity of a house on the fifth date. Thanks Joel for bringing this tip up!

[@lotus-prince]

I love the utterly surreal feeling when while Joel loudly argues with Laundry Joel, it cuts to his date sipping water from a bowl.

[@TheTalentlessWriter]

I watched this video 37 times

[@spacetortoiseentertainment9090]

every time i get to the end i have to watch it again, i think i’m trapped watching this forever

[@timmiller1]

Maybe you can cut your head off and leave it watching while your body crawls away.

[@KING-on5us]

make another tab and watch a different video there and just have this video keep going on loop forever that way you can have this video playing without having to watch it. :]

[@TernaryHound]

Joel keeps asking me to watch the video again so i’ve been stuck here rewatching this video all day.

[@Gambsmoore]

JUMP THE JACKS, JOEL

[@magusluna1706]

Anyone who didn't watch this video twice or more is a bot.

[@joeyflint7232]

Joel didn't say because he's only doing it for the committed supporters, but after watching a second time I've now developed 13 different clones of my own to process all 13 steps of cooking a microwave dinner. Thank you, Joel!

[@trublgrl]

Now you need fourteen microwave dinners.

[@hund7458]

@@trublgrl it's okay they can just make more clones to do the other microwave dishes

[@marcusklaas4088]

Here's a little money for ya

[@MrGrimlocke]

Laundry Joel seems to be going through a lot

[@7.__.]

I was literally just about to click on his next video until "please watch it again" SIR YES SIR 😤

[@harmonymartinez7669]

You asked so politely to rewatch the video I couldn’t help but to bash my phone against the wall screaming NO JOEL NO!! love your vids btw :)

[@ColinIngus1]

Thats fair. His videos are too loud and distracting when making chocolate chip cookies

[@tvanddy]

I love how the outtakes are cut so it feels like there are still multiple Joels

[@riptide_w]

Jack Joels unparalleled determination is geniuenly inspiring .

[@ParkerRudolph]

Loved this one! Clean, super funny, great sketch!

[@chasetheescape]

I think we could all use a Joel consultant to call us out on all the weird stuff we do. Joel just needs a mirror. Mush Love Joel! 🍄💚

[@PLAGAYT]

Double money for you!

[@grosezero8834]

This video was so good i watch it 2 times in a row and i can rest easy knowing Joel have double the money because there's many of him

[@SpartyMarty]

The lore is building. This isn't the first video he's experimented with cloning

[@juna01]

One watch for every clone to properly honor the Joels

[@alexandrenguyen5008]

Help i am stuck in a loop. Joel Haver keep telling me to rewatch the viedo and i think i am at the 1113 iterations.

[@ODISeth]

Gonna set this video to loop while I sleep tonight. You deserve all the little bits of money

[@Rascilon25]

Water silk is such a good comedy partner.

[@justablackbeanie5902]

This is officially up there with 'Hypnosis: Real or wack?' as one of my top five favorite KZbin videos of all time.

[@markh.9822]

Right next to the My Mom's a MILF vid from Good Neighbour

[@Spero_Hawk]

I don't want to watch that but I do want to know if it is real or wack. Is it real or wack? Also if it is wack how do you know whether it is actually wack or if maybe you've just been hypnotised to think it's wack so you don't reveal it's secrets? Thank you.

[@uDaniels]

@@Spero_Hawk i haven't watched it either but i'm going to go out on a limb and say its wack.

[@wippo42]

​@turkenflapper I havent watched it either but I think performance hypnosis is wack, but hypnosis is real

[@sophiasimmons9613]

I watched that video for the first time because you mentioned it, and it was... fascinating

[@superwavess]

i get the feeling joel really be bringing out the camera on a first date and filming a skit about a first date

[@dyzalonius]

Hey Joel! I saw you on the streets of Amsterdam this afternoon and said hello briefly! I didn’t wanna take up your time, but I just want to express a lil more that I love your videos, especially the oscars content and your retrospective stuff. Keep making the stuff that you 🫵 want to make! Have a good one

[@Joel-Haver]

So nice passing you! Sorry I didn’t have more time to stop and chat. Wish you the best, thanks for watching! Have a lovely time in Amsterdam

[@DrBunnyflipflopEOA]

If I had a nickel for every Joel Haver sketch where the premise is "a house full of Joels", I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

[@MilopineDesign]

Watching it twice for double money

[@yansmut]

With so many Joels, a girlfriend is not needed at all.

[@slayer5690]

laundry joel wanted to establish himself as a fully fleshed character with spinoff series potential and original joel had to shut that down

[@Black_Jesus3005]

My wife and I are still watching this video. Our kids need food Joel please stop asking us to watch this again 🥲

[@itsDamiani]

I love how she keeps drinking the bowl of water.

[@flowersafeheart]

I think she's like, "Bowl of water. Clones. Eh. I could get down with that. Maybe give this a shot."

[@noone3216]

The randomness of water in a bowl would've hit funnier if Limmy hadn't already done that in a skit :(

[@SushiAndTea]

Looping this video while I go do chores, I hope I can make you lots of money !

[@bradserfass4710]

You are the most wonderful blend of wholesomeness, hilarity, and creativity. Writer Joel is doing great

[@random_dragon]

I started this video, then dropped my phone between my bed and the wall As I'm trying to get it back, I hear Joel say "watch this video again"

[@bzqp2]

Dude. I'm watching this video for a month already, when will the suffering stop

[@SirRed909]

Got this video running looped in the background muted while I do other shit. Gonna get you that yacht or food to not die or whatever, Joel!

[@aurorasun-qs1pg]

0:14 her response is so relatable

[@shelly.618]

“So! What arre your jobs and your hobbies?” “Umm not much really” 😂😂😂

[@Jonnycakes83]

A wonderful homeage to Michael Keaton's 'Multiplicity,' whilst incorporating your own unique, wonderful brand of comedic style if I do say so myself, Joelseph! 😊 Truly a delight for the senses! 👏

[@Rico_Noir]

i’ll watch it again just for you joel

[@Spoeism]

joel has brought clones to the next level unseen since Michael Keaton hid pizza in his wallet

[@wa_ge]

I watched the video twice for every Joel in the video. It’s only fair.

[@JacobCookMusic]

I cloned a version of myself with its sole purpose being to watch this video on loop. Welcome joel

[@andytroumbly]

Alright Joel, i watched it twice. Maybe later I'll watch it a third, fourth, and fifth time.

[@katykatmeow5159]

I had seen enough of Joel's videos to know before I clicked on this video that it wasn't going to go how I expected. And lo and behold, I was not disappointed as there was no way I could have predicted the direction of the story based on the title and thumbnail alone

[@JoannaSternbergYoutube]

"what was that?" "that was ME. ..." 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nartharie]

i love when joel does a weird thing in a cool way

[@Lt.dannyboy]

It's not even a favor to watch twice because it's so good

[@glitchard3685]

You know.. I've never been asked by a content creator to watch the video AGAIN. And you were so honest about it... Y'know what? I'm gonna watch it three times. Two for me and one for the guy who's late coming back from his lunch break. He won't be watching his second one. I'll take it off his hands. Thank you and you're welcome. Have a nice day.

[@SesameCake]

The new Multiplicity remake is looking great!

[@tarot_sparrow]

Laundry Joel deserves his own spin-off 8-part series

[@brettg274]

That date was Insane-O style!

[@dirtydish6642]

I also like how she was still sipping the weird bowl of water at the end.

[@kevgmei]

Dude, I think this is is your best video! It's just pure silliness, and you're a sage at that

[@TheBuckoswald]

Joel is the best for making the absurdly insane perfectly normal

[@florepetrus5153]

Lucky for you I usually watch your videos a second time when i show my husband. He doesn’t always get our humor but i still subject him to it :D

[@2minuss]

3:50 I can't tell if this fits the "narrative" of the video or if it's just a random funny scene he wanted to includle under any circumstances, but it's very funny either way.

[@Java_Jive_]

This is like if your intrusive thoughts appeared in person

[@Novous]

It finally makes sense that Joel is actually a Lovecraftian Shoggoth monster. His comedic delivery is both organic, and constantly regenerating

[@vampirecount3880]

Water and ice? Damn this guy know his moves, cant compete with that

[@NotSoMuchFrankly]

I was gonna have my clone watch this again for me, but then I remembered I'm not a planarian. Now I'm missing an arm. Thanks Joel.😒

[@jjcuevas]

Jokes on Joel, I do this on the first date to ensure I never get to a 5th. 😎

[@Nunya111]

I was wondering what he did with those guys who he made to watch him do that cup trick

[@Chiefofbricks]

The fact you convinced me to watch this twice is insaneo style Also great video!

[@hotfudgemonday12]

The way his friend just so flatly goes “no he didn’t” to the Einstein thing is absolutely perfect lol

[@SelinaSky]

I kind of really want to start serving water in a bowl to my guests now, cheers for the inspiration Joel!

[@justDIY]

His romantic partner handled this ridiculous cloning situation remarkably well!

[@LapGoat]

this explains why his name is joel haver. because he haves joels.

[@timetraveler0002]

he can conjure up the most delicious food ever but doesnt do this for the date 😂

[@MrSupahlovah]

That's actually conjuring food Joel, this was 5th date Joel. Totally different people.

[@kevgmei]

It's because she's against violence

[@refl9630]

I was planning to watch again just to appreciate the quality of the framing and shot composition.

[@vaseemsherief9280]

This was pretty INSANEO STYLE

[@TheArachnoBot]

Oh lord what goldmine i have stumbled into... brb i got hours of joel to watch

[@Whotfisbryce]

Water tastes best from a bowl ngl

[@Misack8]

gotta agree.

[@Joel-Haver]

facts.

[@jesusaguirre2150]

I cut off my toe to make a me to watch your videos again after i watch them.

[@jesusaguirre2150]

... And my ear to comment on said videos.

[@fromthegamethrone]

Again, all of Joels female friends are stunning

[@TicoMachi]

I have now played this video more times than I can count, commented and liked the video. Gonna make this one skyrocket baby!

[@Mugen-fy7np]

I haven't finished the video but I just wanted to say that the part with the bowls of water is already cracking me up 😂

[@noone3216]

None of you have heard of Limmy's show I take it

[@Mugen-fy7np]

@@noone3216 who? 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@flubba86]

My favourite part was when you spliced the outtakes together to make it seem like both the Joels were cracking up at the same joke. Amazing touch.