Mark Zuckerberg Reveals His Secrets

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[@anaj9346]

"Mark Zuckerberg always look like the guy in a zombie movie who’s been bitten but is trying to keep it a secret from everyone"

[@actuallydudethatwouldbesal7644]

Very original

[@ethanbradberry5163]

Actually dude, that would be salt. It’s in quotes for a reason you single ply piece of toilet paper

[@absolutetr4sh551]

Ethan Bradberry I uhhh... agree with what you said but....”single sly piece of toilet paper”? What does that even mean?

[@dopdrop8998]

Absolute Tr4sh r/rareinsults

[@anaj9346]

@@ethanbradberry5163 thank you!! 💕

[@J.R.Swish1]

Someone told Mark about food about 2 weeks ago and now he's talking about it to see if people actually believe that he's a human being

[@nahfam4647]

The armie hammer voice started off rough for Noel but the “I wanna chase you through the house and read you a book” was perfect

[@elizabethroy4136]

Timestamp?

[@rcketfield7404]

Elizabeth Roy 9:56

[@jessicaday2325]

What film is he talking about ??

[@vavedern8860]

This moment is even scarier knowing what we know now

[@koletok4646]

@@vavedern8860 ikr? ahahahah

[@thebigshep]

He always looks like he's one class action lawsuit away from drowning his kids in a bathtub.

[@colgantm111]

Lmao

[@rhayraleticia9655]

LOL

[@saderolle1596]

Lmfaoooo

[@laurenmiller9517]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@riniflex01]

Cyborgs can have kids?

[@gan5920]

Damn Noel talking about Armie Hammer chasing people through his house hits different now.

[@moni7803]

LMFAO

[@ккє-о6ц]

I know right

[@hlormozom3135]

Guys we all know that the only reason Mark created a hotness ranking website was so he can collect data on what humans find attractive

[@ethan60645]

“he looks like he’s in a gushers commercial permanently” shit had me dying

[@deannas2778]

I couldn't stop laughing.

[@emovampburnout6585]

That one was the best

[@laneythelame]

So accurate af

[@koltont8573]

If Zuckerberg was a spice, he'd be flour

[@forest3335]

thank you louise from bobs burgers

[@chloe6844]

yeah

[@chantaltymchuk]

This makes perfect sense

[@lacrimosa5213]

he feels more like cream of tartar

[@angelinagarcia4061]

So true

[@tiarasolorzano4189]

*”I wanna chase you through the house and then read you a book”* - Armie Hammer in Call Me By Your Name, 2017 🍑

[@ellllllllllllllka]

Mark just looks like he’s shat his pants, like a rabbit y’know just like straightup lil pebbles constantly just, happening

[@yahyeet492]

Bet zucc doesn't even know what bbq really tastes like

[@packaapunch]

S W E E T B A B Y R A Y S

[@scratchntax722]

PacK AA I’ll hand it to zuck, Sweet Baby Rays absolutely slaps. It’s fritctionless Edit: frictionless*

[@riniflex01]

Robots can't taste obviously

[@finnstelzig7261]

He’s not programmed to taste so that prob explains why he doesn’t know what it tastes like

[@packaapunch]

Jake Potts shit does smack I find myself eating raw spoon fulls of it

[@kaylavaldes311]

i seriously wanna know how he used to be bc he seems so out of touch with just being a normal human

[@Nucky420]

Sweet baby rays shall be the sea that covers the earth. Like a baptism, it shall cleanse us. It shall also makes us super sweet and tangy.

[@mysterion3751]

More like, Sweet baby gays

[@eamonnkyler2244]

More like sweet baby sugar Gays!

[@jackmaginnes7497]

Noel unironically making fun of listening to podcasts in a car while recording a podcasts

[@_vee_bee_]

Mark Zuckerburg looks like the result you get when you can’t make the eyes and head any bigger on a Mii

[@annacarey7891]

I'm dyingg😂💀

[@operationbrasseagle1402]

We all know that if Cody and Noel went to Harvard when Hot or Not first came out they would definitely be rating girls all day long.

[@aryavirsangwan6837]

Lol in The Social Network they made Mark Zuckerberg look like such a loser

[@user-ko5xc7hs6v]

Aryavir Sangwan wasn’t he though?

[@runfunmc64]

It was facemash lol

[@asiancombination5325]

@@samsamatar3573 well Jeffrey Epstein fits that as well so...

[@asiancombination5325]

Sam Samatar no I’m just saying the just because someone is rich and famous doesn’t make them a cool guy, and doesn’t stop them from being a loser. Unless you’re saying Jeffrey Epstein isn’t a loser

[@mostlyghostsu]

one of my family members has worked with mark zuckerberg on a few occasions, the other day they were on a zoom call with him and a bunch of other people and he literally sat there staring straight ahead not moving. his wife was next to him and even she moved around and showed emotion. nah he just sat there. i kept walking behind them so i could see him and be in the call lol. his wife is really nice though, i’ve met her.

[@thegodofboxing5506]

WHAT DOES YOUR COUSIN DO

[@user-ym5uu7fr9e]

did the zuckbot get u guys earlier today wtf happened 😻

[@starburst9132]

I used to think Michael Cera was the owner of Facebook

[@cindyjune6490]

my brother is a tech nerd weird talks about smoking his meat the same way , he just left San Fran for Hawaii lol

[@Kerrviii]

That sounds about right.

[@cindyjune6490]

@@Kerrviii he is such a bonehead lol now after Covid , he wants to run to New Zealand, and keep nerding away

[@SumoCumLoudly]

@@cindyjune6490 no loyalty even to your brother

[@cindyjune6490]

@@SumoCumLoudly lol , I can't anymore he has lost his mind lol

[@gonencmete3566]

​@@cindyjune6490 Whats insane about smoking some meat in New Zealand?

[@zalyspeace]

Drinking game: Take a sip every time Noel starts a joke he can't finish

[@Leo-ti8yh]

Alternate title: How to alcohol poisoning💀

[@axxaguirre3150]

Instructions unclear. I’m in a cornfield abducting aliens.

[@frankthepug283]

Im drunk, thankds

[@grammarpolice8034]

Frank the Pug holy shit your playlists scares me

[@frankthepug283]

@@grammarpolice8034 good

[@ultimatesnuffleupagus3906]

Cody looks like a toddler who found an enchanted toupee that made him into a big boy.

[@dextercyanide8912]

Noels impression of Armie Hammer was spot on Jesus Christ 😫

[@indubitably7906]

Time stamp?

[@whereismorgn]

armie hammer bit aged both good and bad at the same time

[@jamesadams5520]

Cody’s zuck voice sounds like the Martian from loony tunes 😂 ( suits the alien I guess lol)

[@InternetTodayTV]

SWEET 👏 BABY 👏 RAYS

[@lilshoshi1446]

Best content on KZbin tho ☝️

[@tiaanengelbrecht]

Ayyyyyyyy I had the stupidest grin on my face when Noel mentioned Elliot lol

[@nicolesimpsonsdog4442]

yooooo i used to watch etc news all the time, glad y’all are still doing your thing

[@bababooey6222]

Hey! How's it going? We are live from my backyard, where I am smoking a brisket and some ribs.

[@aklipa23]

Didn’t they already post this today then delete it?😭

[@sundae.6366]

Zuck got to them

[@aklipa23]

😳

[@HD-fd7tn]

This man can’t be real

[@KookaTrooper]

New improved drinking game: Drink everytime Noel talks over Cody in an attempt to make an even funnier joke after trying 3 separate times. I love it

[@steve9148-n9e]

Armie Hammer's voice sounds like when a black dude does an impression of a white dude

[@CaseyKiddRap]

Yup! I was just thinking he sounds like Dave Chapelle’s white newscaster character Chuck Taylor.

[@reillydillon4772]

mark zuckerberg is so ✨bland✨

[@sticky4444]

The funniest thing about Mark Zuckerberg is that he made the original Facebook while drunk

[@01amare]

It was facesmash

[@OtisticKid]

ELLIOTETC RUNS A CHANNEL CALLED INTERNET TODAY GO WATCH HE IS FUNNY

[@jakobnewcomb8166]

Zuck putting congress on that sweet baby rays 🥱😳😤🤯👁👄👁

[@JustJoey98]

The guy who made that video is part of a KZbin channel called “Internet Today”. They’re really funny, check them out

[@Laurarat]

Shootout Elliott and Internet Today who made this edit. Their show is really good.

[@oberyncarzer5620]

Yesss!!

[@TravisEaly]

I used to watch them all the time. They just why too political after they left Machinima.

[@josephrainer]

I went like "Wait, you mean Eliot from Internet Today? No way" when he said his twitter handle

[@titanico5264]

Why would you want to shootout Elliott from Internet Today?

[@ancient_vadrr9309]

Basically all I watch is, internet today, tmg, and donut media

[@jordansantana2209]

Noel looks uncomfortably high in the first min of this video lmao

[@zanadora7164]

Why are you guys so awkward today? Is anybody else seeing this?

[@youbelonginthezoo]

Yup...they are acting..they got a terrifying call from Facebook...

[@scarlett199]

Noel is BAKED

[@josethemacho]

If a lizard would like to impersonate of a human, that would be like Mark Zuckerberg.

[@yaboijjonah._.1815]

Is it just me or is Noel acting kinda awkward

[@cassiejo4668]

i’ve been scrolling trying to find someone who noticed too. i was like so confused as to why no one is talking about it

[@amildlydisappointingsalad6058]

They have to do podcasts every day for 1 hour and a half on average, he's not acting awkward he's just not talking every second

[@vals4207]

Its just you

[@MandiSings94]

Why did your impersonation of Mark slowly decline into sounding like Kermit the frog 😂😂

[@ashasyoutubeaccount]

in the book elio is 17 and oliver is 24 but ur right armie looks way older kinda sus

[@MM-ou6yh]

he looks like hes in a gushers commercial permanently 😂😂😂😫

[@tylerstears4445]

Channel name for Elliot is internet today it's two funny dudes talking about the news they used to work for machinima.

[@cluelessbaj9563]

lol kinda funny i guess

[@Logan_Patrick8]

🔥🔥🔥

[@A_Random_Rat]

yeah kinda humorous haha

[@michelleobamafootcream9292]

Lol this is kinda funny, made me laugh

[@yeahyyyeaah551]

i thought he was bout to say ‘we are here in my backyard where i am smoking ...a big fat blunt’

[@jynessabrosier7870]

11 minutes in still waiting for mark to come back on the screen

[@TrackSlayers]

*one might say that he.. zucks*

[@azmi1560]

zucc

[@AL-hk3oo]

*zucc*

[@derkaiser9881]

zucc

[@deviltari8638]

zucc

[@samar8357]

zucc

[@e.g.5212]

zucc

[@govanerogovanero2046]

Is mark a robot, alien ,or lizard

[@govanerogovanero2046]

@dania i think your right

[@langleymneely]

This clip was put together by the hilarious Eliot Dewberry from the channel Internet Today, formerly ETC on Machinima! Eliot & Ricky are freakin hilarious day in & day out, I highly recommend checking out their channel, especially any episode of Weekly Weird News! Cheers! lol

[@SlipySquid]

I saw this last night and thought it was real 😂

[@anaj9346]

"Sadie no, Sadie, Sadie, right now you're third, you see?" 😂

[@ELPRES1DENTE45]

That's Eliot from Internet Today that made that. He used to host ETC on Machinima with Ricky, and now they have their own channel. It's good stuff. Check them out.

[@sigasopater]

Internet today/ETC and TMG crossing over. 2020 hella weird

[@audrey2231]

They started sounding like Kermit there at the end

[@niro710]

EliotETC is a yt legend

[@fateemazahra4406]

*HELLO HUMAN BEING READING THIS COMMENT, I TOO AM A VERY NORMAL LIVING HUMAN WHO ENJOYS FUN SOCIAL MEDIA SITES.* *SPEAKING OF FUN SOCIAL MEDIA SITES, HAVE YOU BEEN ON FACEBOOK IN A WHILE?* *THE LATEST APP UPDATE IS VERY STIMULATING.* *PLEASE COME BACK AND SCROLL.* *PLEASE* *YOURS* *MARK "BOT BOY" ZUCKERBERG*

[@baileydillon3640]

When your two favorites, Internet Today and TMG, cross over.

[@jorgeismexican9203]

We gotta get jesse esseinberg to make his own version of the meat video

[@yesno1550]

Noel's bonzi buddy impression is ON POINT DAMMN

[@shytoad720]

im sorry but "i don't know if you heard post on rogan" is the most cishet man shit i've ever heard

[@omegafoxtrot2380]

Mark looks like the kinda guy that finally says something that makes everyone laugh and now he keeps trying and Everyone has to fake laugh because no one wants to tell him he's not funny

[@athenajaxon2397]

That Armie Hammer impression was hilarious also Armie Hammer was in his 30's and Timothee was in his twenties when making CMBYN

[@jackfrey7244]

“Post was on rogan” is the most frat bro shit ever

[@ID1visor]

1:57 If you pay attention you'll notice the amount of people with an unusual eye balls / gaze Mark has isn't that uncommon. The common trait is that it doesn't feel like they're looking at you but through you.

[@timothy2204]

You gotta respect the Zuck for just talking about meats

[@-alyssa-marie-]

My Armie Hammer and Noel Miller worlds collided is this a fever dream? And I love his voice I’m dying omg😭😂😂

[@lastlife0726]

Zuck talking in too much detail about how food is grilled really sounds like an alien trying to convince people he's a human who eats human food. "Come on, man they're looking at you, you studied this."

[@moni7803]

the armie hammer bit... damn

[@ryanjones6679]

Kermit Zuckerberg

[@jillianstrommen4569]

The only bf I got from a “dating website” was on hot or not 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@musicalilliterate4460]

The Mark Zuck impression sounded more like a Jordan Peterson impression lol.

[@pinkrey4277]

i was thinking the same

[@mr.zoloft2406]

shout out to Eliot @InternetToday for making the Zucc edit!

[@philipgrund967]

Hey, shout out the dudes who made it. Have a youtube channel Internet Today. get your dose of weekly weird news.

[@Song]

Very informative!

[@katiehill3455]

Eliot from Internet Today made this!! Him and Ricky are AMAZING!!

[@thatsnotmyname1]

“You weren’t listening to it in the car?” LOL

[@MC-ci3qb]

You just wrote a South Park episode

[@1beastydemon]

Armie hammer jokes hit different now

[@angelicvega7040]

9:56 “I wanna chase you through the house and then read you a book” *👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🏆*

[@izzybop24601]

I use the same bbq sauce as Mark Zuckerberg. I guess that makes me a billionaire omg

[@katana7278]

I’m telling bro, he’s Data from Star Trek.

[@inaifornow]

tell me that their impressions of him don't sound like miss piggy and kermit

[@emilykaywhy]

Does anyone know where to find the original Reddit vid?

[@gloriafying]

It’s so funny because Mark has been with the same Asian lady since 2003, they’ve been married since 2012 and have two kids lol it’s the cutest 🥺♥️

[@mugmen]

The guy who made the Zuckerberg video has a channel called Internet Today, it’s fucking dope

[@1noriox]

The guy who posted it is from Internet Today which is a really good news channel in case anyone wants to check their stuff out :)

[@langleymneely]

Treavion Baker Eliot & Ricky are the best!!

[@secondaccount2634]

Shout out to anybody else who knows who Eliot is and thinks its kind of weird to see two worlds cross over like that

[@langleymneely]

TREEGO TOP TOP Internet Today is the best channel!

[@secondaccount2634]

@@langleymneely nah i dont watch their new channel im talking wayyyy back machinima days back when they used to do etc

[@langleymneely]

TREEGO TOP TOP I’ve been a fan of them since the Machinima ETC days too. Hearing stories about how terrible it was to work there were funny and sad! When their former boss was impressed and tried for the whole rich parents college bribery scandal their videos were hilarious! #ConvictAuntBecky lol

[@SwedePotato314]

Tech "billionaire" scammer Elizabth Holmes..m HUUUUUUGEEE BUG EYES

[@laurenc4138]

She legitimately looks like Zuck in a wig lol

[@petern326]

S/O ELLIOT FROM INTERNET TODAY

[@TheMostDivine]

a gushers commercial permanently 😭😭😭

[@JoseMartinez-qy9ri]

Why does Cody sound like Jordan Peterson

[@josh44026]

Canadian

[@baller128k]

Good job for making every person that watched this thinking you interviewed him., Like you didn't know what you were doing...smfh

[@williamc8295]

Y’all sound like Kermit 💀💀💀

[@dakelasala1381]

I clicked on this exclusively because I knew bonzie buddy would be joining us

[@lunamoona7149]

Okay we need Social Network remade with the Rock this instant

[@soren3601]

The dislikes are the girls that didn’t make the hot list

[@sadiewyrick-holtsclaw4121]

Cody started saying in that weird ass voice and I looked around to see who was in my room😂