r/EntitledParents - STOP DYING OR GET OUT OF MY HOUSE NOW!!

[@nicholasordish5916]

I don't watch JoJo either but it's clear when she slapped that drink from the hand "ah so you have chosen death" is the only natural response I can think of

[@DragonReaver]

You do know "so you have chosen death" is a lord of the rings reference right?

[@ladykoiwolfe]

It is most definitely the only appropriate response.

[@zashgekido5616]

We can tell, thats not a jojo reference XD

[@DragonReaver]

@@zashgekido5616 The whole world is Jojo's reference, my guy.

[@destinyc7801]

@@DragonReaverI know this happened years ago, but if that quote is from only the films Jojo’s did it first, if it’s in the books Tolkien did it first

[@markedwards3647]

Dog reminds me of an incident at least 68 years ago. We had a beloved, gentle spaniel. I assumed all dogs were like her. They're not. So I was on my way to school (everyone walked to school then) and saw a couple of beautiful black dobermans in someone's yard. I ran over and called to them, and reached over the fence. One of the doggos walked over and calmly took my hand in his teeth, biting gently and letting go, continuing to watch me. I was shocked and scared, but it was my first explicit lesson in boundaries. Since then, I realized these were wonderful, gentle dogs, who recognized I was only a pup, and gave me an appropriate reminder of acceptable behavior. The gesture frightened me, but the dogs' silent watchfulness scared me more.

[@formlesscorvid5336]

"He will literally pick up cat treats and bring them to us to try to share them" I will die for Squish

[@Chuckf66]

F@ck yes. I'll happily lay my life down to keep Squish safe as well.

[@lc5406]

My dog is like Squish. Miss A was abused and left to fend for herself for 4 months. She always is surprised and happy when we let her when she

[@lc5406]

Is let inside. She is loved and brings us her kibble to share. I would die for her.

[@nicholasturner2611]

Almost missed your chance

[@bonefetcherbrimley7740]

I too would die for Squish. How anyone could harm such a beast is beyond me. Truly, any who would harm Squish is a soulless monster.

[@JLaurHughes]

Squish, what a name for the cat. I had a cat that was almost exactly the same as that one. The grocery store clerk, honestly instead of wiping it down and putting it back on the shelf, I would have "exchanged" it with one of the ones already scanned and told the knucklehead to have a nice day......the Jojo's reference/meme in the end of that one story got me to laugh.

[@dagreat980]

Exactly

[@deshanaewilliams2464]

Same

[@amymeadows9834]

XD what?...

[@Gloria-ro4vn]

I remember years ago my adopted nephew was in a inpatient hospital for therapy, it was fairly new in the treatment of mental health for teenagers. And had excellent reviews. My brother & sister took him out when they found out what he was telling his therapists. Mind you, they said every thing he told them was true; but how dare he make them look bad.

[@penguinbuddy7317]

Gloria I hope gets the help he needed and I love your profile pic

[@theemotransboy_1743]

A lot of parents denied their children mental help just because it makes them look bad. It really sucks because some parents cause their children’s mental health problems and some parents don’t cause the mental health problems but they make it worse .

[@Ally_Sammons]

@@theemotransboy_1743 That's what my mom did with me. Finally got help with support from my friends when I began college. Low and behold I'm borderline and I have PTSD and I've had the symptoms of both ever since I was a kid.

[@damien678]

@@theemotransboy_1743 looking at your name is a big 🤝🤝🤝 from me

[@arthand8395]

@@theemotransboy_1743 true as every my mom told me to stop telling my therapists adout her or she would pull me out therapy witch she ended up doing in the end beacues of covid now I am to old to go back and she refuses to put me back in intell spring but that's a maybe :/

[@TheNormExperience]

“Entitled” is the understatement of the century for that one EM with 3 stories - INSANE is the word All I can imagine is Kathy Bates from ‘Misery’ when she said, “well I gave you a choice - now you’ll learn never to say no to me.” Before calmly turning back to continue poisoning the cat’s food. You don’t hurt cats - it’s the ONE THING the entire internet agrees on.

[@thisfool3759]

Bob: You took... everything from me. Hilda: I don't even know how you are.

[@anitacrumbly]

these men are crazy i thought all that calmed down in older age but alas i guess we have old incels to look forward to yay /s

[@lotusjewell9984]

Holy crap..... I wondered why this video seemed to go on forever.... I didn't even realize it was over 3 hours long!!!!

[@queensaladini6731]

I felt like attacking someone when I heard "crushing epilepsy pills with a can of tuna nearby" I would go to prison if I caught anyone doing this to my cats.

[@nvfury13]

They’d be lucky if *all* I or my wife did was force feed them their little concoction.

[@greywriter]

Hard same.

[@chriserwin7823]

No doctor alive would be able to fix the damage I'd inflict.

[@MsMookalate]

You and me both. Op was nice and control with that encounter since I’ll fight Goliath if he tried to pull that stunt

[@kdepp90]

Same!! 😾🤬

[@thelazulisystem]

Highly appreciate the 2-3 hour long videos you do. I put these on in the back while I clean or play chill games like sims or acnh and so far Markee and Storytime are my favorite reddit readers. Thank you for reading SO MUCH and so calm. I really appreciate you.

[@dtee9053]

Meeee toooo

[@simonenikkol9369]

I'm literally playing sims while watching this

[@palipakapua742]

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[@micahfoley9572]

Spiritfarer for me. :)

[@nosleepsheep6084]

Lol, same! I also workout with these. XD

[@blackstone1a]

“Wearing a leather jacket, sunglasses” Damn this guy sounds cool. “And holding a replica lever action shotgun.” Holy shit their neighbor is the fucking Terminator.

[@feraltaco4783]

That mother in the coma story deserves SO MUCH more than she got. The dad deserves some of the blame for allowing her to pull that shit.

[@midwestmangos2452]

EM "What are you a child expert?" OP "Yes, I literally am."

[@mannequinchaos]

:(

[@mattstorey7256]

Notice something else about mom? She was gone 4 hours, I'm no weed expert, but I do know, you can get totally baked and so stoned you can't function, well within a hour. She got so defensive when the males of the family started asking inconvenient questions, she lashed back about her right to "fun" now and he not having any say.....Mom did more than just get stoned. "Fun" was some in/out between bowls, filling the other 3 hours up. Probably why she was divorced, smoking bowls and filling her holes with the dealer.

[@sadie1579]

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[@sadie1579]

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[@aislingdoyle9013]

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[@purpleluva77]

I guess my mother didn’t need to give me epilepsy medicine . Apparently saying stop having seizures is enough. My mother would love this new knowledge since she is a retired registered nurse. People are truly special for all the wrong reasons.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@firesoftheasylum7890]

I was told (not by my mom, thankfully), that I wouldn't need medication/surgery for my epilepsy if I begged God for forgiveness, as this is just punishment for being a sinner. Like, wtf. Some people are clueless and crack me up.

[@rollfaceonkeyboard]

@@firesoftheasylum7890 weed helps my epilepsy, but I drink it (marijuana tea is fantastic for epilepsy) and it's legal where I am.

[@larry-naylor]

@@firesoftheasylum7890 seriously? Oh FFS, the world is full of special types of stupid. You handled the situation much better than I would have, I would have cut that Ahat right down to size.

[@feraltaco4783]

Shit. I wonder why I never told my brother to just stop having seizures. Maybe I could have saved his life. I should try that with my momma and boyfriend. Maybe it'll help? Fuck off Karen.

[@SH-qs7ee]

We've discovered a whole new branch of medicine; who needs years of study when we can just tell people not to need medical aid. "Your arm isn't broken!"

[@damien678]

I love when people say a story is fake because of OP having a quick wit or balls of steel in the moment. It really does nothing but getting me to raise an eyebrow at THEM, because I've had quite a few moments of both, and know many of my loved ones to as well.

[@Notvia-c4m]

I want to give an award to Markee for being so calm while reading the reddit stories

[@thenosieyartist6924]

"Ill be charged with your murder if you dont leave my house" IM SAVING THIS

[@feraltaco4783]

I'm loving that! It's now saved to my mental files.

[@zombiepanda5768]

That was a true momma bear

[@feraltaco4783]

@@zombiepanda5768 for sure!

[@bunnigirl74]

That is such a brilliant retort.

[@superslimex7416]

best line ever

[@jeffreyplum5259]

I went to family counciling with my mother. I recall her saying after one session, " You did not make me look very good in there. " One of the most toxic elements of toxic families is the pressure to keep the toxic situation under wraps. My mother also felt my grandparents, aunts, and uncles on her side of the family were "Her Family ." My brother and I were given no support in mourning their passing. I guess we were to ignore the increasing hole in our lives their deaths meant. Like many things, emotions were reserved for our parents. Our role was to serve, endure, and jump on command. My parents were at war for about thirty years. I cared for my mother after the divorce. My memory is blanked of much of it, like some of the posters here.

[@s0lastsummer7]

Several years ago my parents (illegally, and knowing it was illegal) forced me to sign away my rights to medical privacy (I'm 35 with disabilities that keep me from living on my own), which included whatever notes my primary care doctor received from my freaking psychiatrist... there's a giant secret that I have been keeping about one of my parents since I was 12, and they have no idea that I know about it, the other parent is clueless, but my psychiatrist sure knew about it; it was a huge factor in who I grew up to be, and a source of great distress and anxiety over the course of my lifetime. If they decided to access my records, there was a chance the other parent would find out the secret, which would probably destroy a 45 year long marriage. They were also given the right to speak to my doctors about me.... without my presence. I've never felt so helpless and degraded in my life. They threatened to leave me homeless if I didn't sign it. I managed to sneak an expiration date onto the form before handing it in, so they only had these rights for one month, but it was the most frightening month of my life. They desperately wanted control in every way, and it made me push back harder than I ever have before.... they've never heard the word "no" from me before then. Four weeks later I told my doctor everything, then went home and told them the contract had expired, and that I was moving out. I would rather live in my car than have my family torn to shreds by my psych notes, and I needed the help badly, so I sacrificed everything to have simple privacy that people take for granted. It saddens me to hear how many people deal with this kind of covert emotional abuse. 😞

[@jeffreyplum5259]

@@s0lastsummer7 Dear friend, Far too many people have Boundaries are optional, attitude to their children, even when their children are adults. I was my mothers house Staff until she entered a nursing home. She sabotaged any threat to my usefulness to her such as employment. My parents kept the skills of independence under their control. (cooking on my mother's part, driving on my Father's )If I learn useful Adult skills, they would no longer have their power base. This makes living on my own, after my mother died challenging. Housekeeping was also a power center. Mother could not have me keeping rooom properly. If i organized one area, I should have been working on somewhere else After a while I stopped fighting and just lived with things. Thanks for sharing..

[@ZombieSazza]

Fully relate to this. I’ve long cut contact with my biological family, who through the years gifted me permanent nerve damage, cPTSD & PTSD, they refuse to acknowledge or accept any responsibility for their behaviour. My mother didn’t want to be responsible so I, as a child, was forced to bring up my brother, and care for my mother who constantly told me I was the reason her life sucked, she had depression, wanted to kill herself etc etc, she’d go off with random men, and picked my brother as the golden child, so whilst she psychologically abused me, she enabled his psychological abuse and turned a blind eye to his physically violent abuse. As an adult even after moving out the abuse just changed, bullying, harassment, guilt tripping, gaslighting, homophobia, weaponising my disabilities, screaming right in my face, stealing from me etc, so even when I’d moved into my own home I wasn’t safe from their grasp. One week my mother came to my house uninvited and I was too scared to tell her to leave, and in that week she tried to sabotage me getting my pain meds prescription that I NEED because of my permanent nerve damage (I’m about 90% bedridden, when I can move around I use a walking cane), she said she would get my meds because I was physically unable to move around and in too much pain and my PTSD had been constantly set off and on edge since she decided to grace me with her presence, as a way of thanking me for “letting” her stay over… except she didn’t. She was meeting friends at a coffee shop a 2 minute walk from my pharmacy, yet somehow all day was unreachable, so I managed to get the bus into town (the 5 minute walk took me 20, my body just wasn’t coping, nerve damage and chronic pain just plain suck), had a small breakdown on the bus where a young girl sat next to me, told me about her day and said “my uncle has PTSD and reacts this way sometimes, he fought in Iraq, where did you fight?” assuming I was a veteran soldier (I lived in Moray, Scotland, it has a few military bases very close to Elgin, the small city), and I smiled and replied “ah, different sort of war I fought in, thank you for being kind”, so she just kept talking to me and I’m honestly extremely grateful that she helped ground me that day, because after several days of my PTSD being constantly triggered and on edge, it just kicked off on the bus with no warning. I walked to my pharmacy (normally 2 minutes from bus station, took me about 15) and got my prescription at 1630 hours, the pharmacy closes at 1700. This is Elgin in Moray, a small city in the NE of Scotland, so pharmacy’s don’t stay open late, most things close at 1700. I had specifically told my mother they close at 1700 and I wouldn’t have enough meds to last me because I was due a refill, yet didn’t do the one thing she’d promised to do, the only thing asked when she stayed at mine without warning, I wasn’t asking a lot and never asked her for anything in general because I know she’s selfish, but figured because she’s employed as a pharmacist assistant and knows what the meds are and the strength, she’d understand how vitally important they are for me. I had tried calling and texting my mother the entire time, I hadn’t heard from her all day and checked in at 1500 hours and got no response from calls or texts, so I phoned the pharmacy to see if my prescription had been picked up and it hadn’t, so I kept my mother updated telling her when I was getting on the bus, when I was at the pharmacy, when I was getting the bus home, and she didn’t call me until 1800, angrily phoning me asking why the doctors surgery didn’t have my prescription, so I asked her “Have you read any of your texts? I picked up the prescription at 1630 because the pharmacy closed at 1700, which you knew, and you also knew that I NEEDED this prescription or else I’d be completely out of meds” So she naturally started screaming at me (because of course she did), that I’d lied, wasted her time blah blah blah, so I told her “when you feel like being a responsible and calm adult come talk to me, I’m otherwise ending the call” and I hung up still hearing unintelligible screeching. Once she got to my house I just waited until she stopped screaming, just didn’t react at all as if she were a child throwing a tantrum, because that’s how she often acts, and then calmly explained I had explicitly told her the pharmacy closed at 1700, and she KNEW my prescription was at the pharmacy, not the doctors surgery, and that she’d asked me to text her the pharmacy name and address that morning and had commented “oh that’s near my coffee shop, I know where that is”. She tried butting in but I put my hand up to silence her, and continued to calmly explain that she not only promised to pick up the prescription, but she had sabotaged my meds entirely, she knew what time the pharmacy closed and intentionally ignored all my calls and texts, texts of me telling her I was on the bus there, that I picked up my prescription, and that I was on the bus back and unimpressed. She tried giving me rubbish about “being too busy to check her phone” but I pointed out that was a lie, her phone was practically attached to her hand as she was always texting and using Facebook all day. So she started screeching unintelligible nonsense and I told her to leave, that I wouldn’t be spoken in such a way in my own home, and that she wasn’t welcome, so she started slamming doors, throwing things around and I shouted “STOP”, and threatened to call the police “You’d call the police on your own mother?!” “Yes, and you know that, you know fine well your behaviour has not been kind to me since early childhood and we have a strained relationship because of how you behave, are toxic and enable your toxics sons behaviour towards me, so yes I will 100% call police Scotland if you do not leave my property immediately” “How could you treat your own family that way, we’re familyyyyyyyy” “I got diagnosed with cPTSD & PTSD around 24/25 and you know the main reason for my PTSD diagnosis is your lifelong abuse and my brothers lifelong abuse, you don’t treat family like that, now LEAVE MY HOUSE” She has never, ever accepted any fault or responsibility, instead she just sent threats and harassment. Once she was back at her home she texted saying “Got home later than usual as there was a car crash, bet you wished it was me that crashed” I cut all contact after that day, and her and my brother only ever tried contacting me to harass me and send abuse, to harass me through her friends, to have someone email me every single year on my birthday, a significant PTSD trigger date because my brother would abuse me because he didn’t get 100% attention for one singular day of the year and I get horrible flashbacks, and she gets a friend to email me saying how much she would love to wish me happy birthday, where I have to email her friends back saying WHY she’s cut out from my life entirely and that this isn’t a hallmark movie where the estranged family member gets back together with their family, this is real life and sadly, it’s ugly, yet it doesn’t stop her friends trying every year to harass and bully me into forgiving my abusive mother because “she’s familyyyyyyyyyy” Thing is she still doesn’t care about how I’ve had to live with that abuse, what it’s done to me, coping with PTSD and learning to survive with it through PTSD specific therapy, she instead is only concerned about how it makes her look, that it makes her look toxic and abusive, and doesn’t care about making amends or ever apologising, admitting fault or even acknowledging what was done over the years, she’s only interested in how it makes her look.

[@matzidis]

@@ZombieSazza sorry about the pain you have had to and still are enduring. No one deserves that and I wish you all the best. You don't need people like that in your life.

[@ellamitchell1270]

counselling

[@susanlosey9511]

That mother is dangerous to her son. How dare she abandon him like that for her selfish need!

[@lunak1391]

what concerns me is... how many times had she done that already? Leaving him with other people? or leaving that lad on his own alone?

[@bartman1238]

I think also because he gay she wanted him out

[@theemotransboy_1743]

I feel bad for her son, I am so glad he has his boyfriend to help him

[@rachelcrawford1977]

@@bartman1238 so you hear the mom being a piece of crap and decide it’s because he’s gay news flash it’s because she sucks as a human he could have been whatever you think is the perfect person and she would still be evil. Some people enjoy hurting others they find your weakness and go after you that what sucks

[@lettucegod1619]

Weed might be legal BUT IMAGINE HER SMOKING COCAIN!

[@truecooler21]

That mom tries to hurt a cat oh its about to go down

[@SH-qs7ee]

I'm a cat lover myself, if I ever caught anyone trying to do that to my kittens, well, lets just say my next 3 phone calls would be to the police, a lawyer, and someone to clean the mess up.

[@katarinatibai8396]

She would not geth aut of me house in one piece. I would beat the crap aut of her. Poisen a cat - 🥶🥶🥶👿👽👿🤮🤯 - fxxx psychopath !

[@alexandraluster284]

Honestly, I think i would have gone for a knife. No one harms my pets and gets away with it.

[@SH-qs7ee]

@@alexandraluster284 force them to eat the cat food themselves

[@mayap2388]

Us as people are only here to protect beautiful creatures such as cats and doggos. That woman broke the only thing she is here for. We are the servants of our pets.

[@Laudon1228]

EM tried to poison an animal? Why didn’t the parents called the police?

[@nvfury13]

Because the police don’t normally agree to hide a body...which is the only reason to call someone after finding someone trying to poison your animal.

[@kristinwiebold2433]

I take 3 different epilepsy medications and if I saw someone smashing them and trying to feed the medications to my cat, I would probably do the same thing op did.

[@eri-chan1943]

These videos always help me when I'm feeling down *By knowing that these people are lower then me* Have I really been watching Markee for over a year? I'm not that old am I????

[@littlee602]

*S A M E*

[@derianlagunes433]

me too do mot like these people

[@eri-chan1943]

Girl stfu you wrote that when you were like 12 pls

[@alexismyers6053]

That last one sums up my childhood in my mom and her husband's house. I have an anxiety disorder (I still believe they way they treated me growing up contributed to that) and have a hoarding tendency because of that. As a kid my room was always messy, but when my mom and her husband (my stepfather but because he has only ever treated me like a daughter when it suited him, like when he wanted to assert dominance over me, I refuse to call him anything less than the man my mother is married to) found out why (my hoarding tendency) they just didn't carry to work with me on it. It was explained to them by a professional that I don't feel safe (in my own home, I may add) so the hoarding was to cope with that. Instead of helping me work on those feelings, talking g to me to find out WHY I didn't feel safe IN MY OWN HOME, looking into other therapist options for me when my other therapist service refused to help me (hated those ppl still), ANYTHING to help me, they basically said "screw your problems, my house my rules," and my mom would throw everything away when she had a chance, even asked he father to take me with him to visit his sister in New York state (from Pennsylvania) so she would have a long weekend to "clean" my room. And I could never find anything afterwards. That was her big thing, "how can you find anything in that pigsty of a room?" But if I asked her were something was after she cleaned, her answer was always "I don't know." My room was a mess, but it what a mess I made with the intent of better finding things. If I wanted my binder of Pokemon cards I hadn't seen in 3 three weeks, I knew it was right between the box of Bakugan and stack of filled notebooks, under my giant plush old English sheepdog. It pissed me off and I thought I got away from it when I moved out. NOPE! At first she would regularly come over, disregard my wish for her to LEAVE MY THINGS ALONE, and "clean" my apartment, causing me a lot of stress. She rarely asked where I wanted things and when she did she would say "but it would be better here" and put whatever it is where SHE wanted it even though I tell her "no it doesn't go here, it goes there." And she gets upset when I refuse to let her in my apartment. All she does is comment about how "messy" my apartment is. It's cluttered, because I have a lot of stuff and little shelf space, but very little is on the ground that you wouldn't expect to find there. I keep telling her she can't tell me what to do because it's MY apartment that I pay for with MY money from MY job, but she insists that she can because otherwise "your landlord will kick you out for being so messy." I explained that, by law, he can't do that unless it's causing problems for the entire building and other tenets, but this woman who, as far as I know, has never rented an apartment a day in her life thinks she knows everything about it. She even takes the spare key her father has when we're away to come in and "clean" without my knowing. My aunt says that me telling her to get out of my apartment or I'm calling the cops when I find out is "too mean, she's just trying to help." I've tried telling her, "how would you like it if I did that to you" and she just laughs and says "I would love for someone to clean my house for free." Just more reason for me to dump her in the worst possible nursing home I can find the day she becomes too old and frail to live at home. I will pay ANYTHING for that and idk how spiteful and mean it is. After the hell my childhood was and how she continues to treat me, it's worth it to show her just what I feel.

[@kmon1324]

Sorry to hear the person who gave birth to you and was supposed to keep you safe decided it was her duty in life to make you suffer and disregard what you own and your feeling due to her being a toxic twat with OCD (over-compulsive disorder) which in her actions lead to your anxiety, and the fact she seems like the type of person who loves being in control and keeping those she sees beneath her as possessions don't help either. (Note: I should know because sadly I went thought the same thing and lost personal belongings because of that person and still have angry flashbacks because of it.) Aside from that, I hope you've considered doing the following after the COVID pandemic or ASAP if you can... - To keep her out of your apartment: Change your locks and let your landlord know she no longer welcomed in your apartment and not to give her access and consider her trespassing should she insist or Play the innocent worried mother act. (Note: Consider getting that restraining order) It's time she learned the phrase "Her house her rules" no longer applies and "It's Your house and your rules." and she no longer welcomed nor will you accept her uninvited visits, and maybe she'll know just a little of what you felt like but Narssticitic domineering types like her never do. -Cut contact with those who Gaslight and deflect to enable your mother's actions: Oh yes I'm referring to those who ignore the problem and tell you to deal with it like you Aunt who I think you may want to consider going no contact or low contact and if they ask why just mention "I'm just cutting toxic and enabling elements from my life and I guess you made the list." (Especially the Aunt who I know wouldn't like someone entering her home throwing her belongings away.) -Consider moving after COVID is over: If it's in your means consider finding a place far from her reach and would give her difficulty in travel to the point she wants you to come to see her and just say no same deal for the aunt. (Note: The reason why I'm focusing on the Aunt is that she probably knows what your mother is doing, has experienced it, and is following the same line of thinking her parents did when her belonging were destroyed to the tune of Markee's "Not my monkey not my circus" line of thinking knowing if she can't get to you she'll probably annoy her soon. With that said I hope you find the solace in knowing you're not alone and just as a warning keep in mind your mother also sounds like the type who thinks you're supposed to care for her in your home when she hits senior citizen/nursing home community age so start searching.

[@alexismyers6053]

@@kmon1324 thanks for the advice! I am going to move after my lease is up in November because my stay with her ended when I got into a fight with her husband about how he treats my dog, who they agreed to care for but basically neglect him to the point that he's acting out just for any but of attention. This fight almost became physical and my mom still says that I "just need to shut up and do as I'm told." My grandma, my mom's mom who she hates (ironically because she abused her as a child), has offered to let me move in with her and to bring my dog, so my mom will most likely be staying FAR away. Grandma and I also plan to move to Arizona when this crisis ends, we live in Pennsylvania now, so that will put a lot of distance between me and her. It would also put distance between me and family and friends I want to have in my life, but I can still keep in contact with social media and texting, as well as the occasional visit, but I feel distancing myself from mom is the first big step to cutting down on the toxicity. My dog will probably also be happy to be able to enjoy his toys for once, since my mom's wiener dog didn't let him have anything and now her @$$hole puppy is doing the same. I haven't told my mom or any family about this yet (grandma and grandpa are divorced) so they can't try to talk me out of it. They won't know until it happens, until I'm getting my dog and his things from my mom's house. It will be an adjustment for him, but at the rate things are going, it's for the best. Mom's husband is a HUGE @$$hole, so I can see him getting rid of my dog sooner or later and she won't tell me until I go out to the house and ask why he isn't there. What you said about my mom having OCD is probably true. She jokes that she does, but she won't get herself diagnosed by a professional because GOD FORBID she have a mental health issue and not be normal. I think she knows she's got a lot of issues from how she was raised and is afraid of the diagnosis putting her in a position of less power somehow, so she avoids it. But this only hurts her relationship with me, though she'll never admit it. If something she says or does upsets me, it's my fault for being sensitive or not understanding her jokes. She doesn't understand why I was so upset when I found out she wanted me to be held back from graduation until I was 21, even though I was perfectly able to graduate at 18 with my class. Thankfully she didn't find out I "qualified" for being held back like that AFTER I graduated. Still upsets me though, that I worked so hard and she would have just said "no, this is what I want for you" and since it would have been for mental health reasons that I would have been held back, they probably would have taken her side over mine, given how mental health is treated around here. Like when I move in with my grandma, my family isn't going to know I'm moving to Arizona until it happens. If once i move, she actually puts in the effort to treat me better and sees a professional about her mental problems, I may consider keeping her in my life. But that's a BIG if for her. So, we'll have to see where that goes. Thanks again for you advice! I'm sorry you went through a Simi situation! Parents shouldn't be allowed to treat their children like crap for any reason.

[@eyvonnakapsis4406]

Markee, I just wanted to say I get such a kick when you break out in a song or say something not in the story. At first I would pause the reading and look to see if they really typed that. Never stop you make some laugh. IT FEELS GREAT

[@slimeyartz15]

Person: try’s to hurt a innocent animal that is a beloved pet that belongs to some people that loves it very much Me: *the police won’t find this body*

[@katarinatibai8396]

Exact my tought.

[@dawnbabcock8600]

My thought: hurt a animal that belongs to a nice person i

[@connerwills6802]

Bold of you to assume there will be a body left

[@honkerbonker1874]

There would not be a body.

[@sherz50]

Amen

[@felixguilbeault6329]

To the grocery store employee... Thanks for your hard work, I for one really appreciate all those working so hard to get us through the trying times we are all in. Toilet paper. What can people possibly be thinking to hoard toilet paper! With so many more people being stuck home supplies ran low at first. Tough. Ask your employer to sell you some of the industrial type. Or, wait till supply catchs up. Good grief!

[@mykaelnyx8821]

The one person in the story that said sometime the entitled parents win about the child doing self-harm and forcing them to pay for their own therapy. It may have taken you years later but you said you got away from them and it was for the better, so they DIDN'T win. Being able to say you got out of a toxic abusive relationship, it doesn't matter if it's a spouse a boyfriend or parents and you're still alive is a win every time. I'm very proud of you. I know you're never going to see this but I am very proud of you and I'm thankful that you're alive and okay

[@shontaysmith9268]

I'm glad she got her cane back, I can't stand when people steal other people's medical equipment thinking its a toy or that they don't need it. They don't see strangers stealing their brains because they're not using them.

[@pokekitty1]

some random kid did the you don't need it response when my uncle refused to give him his cane which he wasn't using at the time because he was using the shopping trolley for support and my other uncle has his own cane. the parents didn't even notice that their kid was talking to a total stranger. my uncle had recently had a stroke and was still recovering.

[@shontaysmith9268]

I hope your uncle gets better soon

[@netajones2098]

"They don't see strangers stealing their brains because they're not using them." OMFG that right there, Golden! 😂

[@AZWMKWofficialstarNinjaGeneral]

i love my cat to pieces i'll destroy anyone that try to hurt my cat

[@kazmosis5326]

Same here. Listening to that story made my anger rise, even with Markee's soft tones lol

[@tricorvus2673]

❤❤❤

[@ScarlettFlare]

Same here

[@slimeyartz15]

I have 2 dogs, one of them just had a heart attack randomly then had to be put down but if ANYBODY tried to hurt them.... *lets just say the police would never find the body*

[@marciturner4980]

If anyone kills my cat and I catch them doing it, I would make them kill me too. Not force my cat to suffer and die alone.

[@midwestmangos2452]

"I'm surprised he didn't punch you in the face, I woulda" I see no love lost among that family.

[@Your_daily_edit]

Wow. I kinda understand now why the people who work in my chosen grocery store are so surprised when I act nice and calm and use manners. They've even complimented my Mum a few times (we shop together with this virus so I can keep an eye on her as she and Dad are high risk)

[@joyceperry3729]

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[@liviwaslost]

@@joyceperry3729 did you have a stroke?

[@partysuvius]

Locked-in syndrome is a living nightmare to experience. Something nobody deserves.

[@ALIEN1-3Blackout91]

Not gonna lie, you damn near got the voices spot on with the TL;DR of the JoJo bit

[@kmon1324]

Markee, I could say without a doubt you've found some stories showing really poor excuses for humanity including the ones toward the end. One thing that was said was true "Some people in this world are monsters!" and it only takes one person to put them in their place.

[@nvfury13]

Since the only place for true monsters is under the dirt.

[@brotherkhrayn3525]

Yeah, in hell.

[@bearb1asting]

At least you tired.

[@micahfoley9572]

-with a blunt object. ftfy :)

[@NamesAreOverratedTheReal]

Entitled parent vs terminator. The showdown of the year

[@touyatodoroki5060]

The parents in these videos are 👌🏻 plus i love how everybody os furious about cat lady but just ignore the guy who had a seizure and got kicked out of his home

[@bonefetcherbrimley7740]

BRUH, that Squish story hit me right in the feels. I too have a cat, and if anyone tried to poison his small floofy black self, oooh boy. It would not end well.

[@zatawn08]

Not gonna lie, the execution of "really bih" had me rolling!!!

[@buncedl2]

Love these big compilations. Good for listening to while I'm at work without having as many ads as the regular videos and lets me hear ones I have missed.

[@kellypatterson8506]

On the cat story the in titled mom also community federal crime which you took the pills

[@Chiller-pc1dv]

....what?

[@kellypatterson8506]

@@Chiller-pc1dv sorry, I was using voice to text.....when she took the pills.

[@LightSage89]

Anyone who worked retail, food services, or costumer services during the pandemic deserves a "dealing with stupid people" bonus. A huge one.

[@claudeyaz]

If you hit your head, especially if it was hard, and especially if it was from falling, even if you don't think anything is wrong, it may be a good idea make an appointment with your doctor. So many people do not do this, and end up with a bleed unnoticed until it is too late to treat

[@secondfavoritecolors2993]

42:30 holy hell, I’ve heard some crazy stories but I think this one is the craziest I’ve heard on Reddit. Grave robbing??? No way dude, that poor grandma

[@autodogdact3313]

I wish my dog could clean and bake.

[@Cheepchipsable]

I think fetching was what he was getting at. Being woken up at all hours to fetch something her dog could.

[@Rellana1]

My dog wakes the entire house up in the early hours of the morning to alert us to such things as the traffic outside frequently.

[@creepywaffles4783]

Same!

[@creepywaffles4783]

Rellana1 that sounds annoying and cute!

[@SH-qs7ee]

Get yourself a cat; it still wont clean and bake, but at least then you could just say its being a lazy asshole.

[@susanlosey9511]

You should have taken one of the other packs that you had scanned and put that one that he coughed and spit all over in with his stuff!

[@lanphrost]

OMFG I wasn't paying attention and I heard Markee pull out the "Really bitch?" and I look over and... Markee... uncensors reddit posts. It just... it brings a tear to my eye. You've got a subscriber, mate.

[@elderwolves]

If I saw ANYONE fixing to purposefully hurt MY animals, cat, dog, whatever, *I would be going to jail.* They'd be taking the 'victim' to my trial taped together like jigsaw puzzle.

[@universalpotato9503]

Morgs: I HAVE THE MOST ADDS Markee: Hold my narration

[@mattiekarwin3667]

"Sweetheart, I'll be arrested for your murder if you don't get out of my house." God damn mama!

[@NoThankUBeQuiet]

In regards to the package of tp. Id probably have swapped it for one of the others

[@Jax_Destro]

As a member of the council of Colbys, we reject the entitled archery Colby and deny any association with him.

[@purpleluva77]

Marked u truly are my husband 😂😂😂😂. I have never enjoyed someone not being able to pronounce someone’s name so much until now .❤️❤️❤️🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@staycejo1]

I was in a car that was hit by a train once. The hospital called my mother to come to the hospital. As soon as she got there she started screaming that she didn't have any money to pay for anything. She hadn't even seen me yet. No severe damage, except for the mother/daughter relationship that died screaming.

[@sarahhall6932]

M:9&&

[@sarahhall6932]

Y!:&

[@rachelhoyle5728]

Story At 59:00 mark, is originally an animated story, not a Reddit story. The OP who posted it admitted it in the Reddit comments when confronted that it was stolen from animated stories.

[@alyssasowell774]

I knew it sounded incredibly fake. Its dumb people are so gullible these days.

[@sepherwoof]

wait really? what story was it?

[@alyssasowell774]

@@sepherwoof it's the story about being in a coma for years or whatever. It just makes 0 sense and there's plot holes everywhere let alone the fact that its stolen from animated stories- of which are 100% fake and made up. It wasnt even enjoyable to read/listen to because it was so cringy and obviously fake.

[@sepherwoof]

@@alyssasowell774 ohh yeah i thought it heard it from somewhere before. i think from one of those "my story animated" channels that are known to make no sense.

[@mayap2388]

I recognized that story from my story animated I think. It my be the wrong channel.

[@Nyx_De_Muertos]

I was so confused as to why i had not had to switch to another video for a while and finally realized how long the video was lol

[@weirdestasmr5326]

"Tackle it like Steve Irwin" I'm rolling on the floor laughing it was so freaking funny

[@amandamancha1091]

Yyvg

[@DOOMF1928]

Like the gators when tackled-

[@ismailerenturk2631]

P

[@ismailerenturk2631]

P

[@RTJames-gq9xg]

Hi Markee, first thank you for sharing these stories. Your sharing of the information is a kindness. Wanted to let you know we are appreciative of your effort and work put in to the stories.

[@kristinarobinson6426]

The guy who coughed i would have taken one from his already packaged bag and swapped it for the one he coughed on

[@drifter61]

@markee I don’t know how you’re not loaded down with subscriptions yet dude you’re channel is great and I know there are a ton of 4chan and Reddit reading channels but yours is always a pleasure to listen to man, I wish you nothing but the best and wished to tell you how much I love the work you do and appreciate the hell out of it and you!

[@boisegameshowguy]

Jacksfilms has this advice for weed smokers: “Don’t smoke anything just breath in air finish.” (YGS)

[@DedraAmbroseandSnow]

I have a service dog for my diabetes & seizures and many other issues I've got. It really does suck that your mom does you that way. My mother claims I don't need a service dog nor that anything is really wrong with me. She tells me I'm faking it all, when I'm actually not.

[@TheNekoMimiGamer]

It's really jarring for me when the end of one story slowly transitions to another because your voice talks over itself. It's fine if you want to do a transition, especially if you didn't have any dialogue in between, but make sure you have 1-2 seconds of silence instead of having the audio overlap.

[@sweetluvgurl]

“You can’t put a family photo up and not pay for others to have a photo. That’s rude!” By that logic, if anyone liked anything you owned, you’d have to buy them one, too. That’s insane.

[@mariaherlihy2380]

You did a good job other than overlapping the endings of some of the stories. Kinda hard to tell if you finished the stories.👍.

[@ladylilith06]

Wait, tree house? Fall, coma, puppy who barked and the disappeared (snowball?) em left, years later wakes bk up in 20s, news comes, em returned she never spoke with her, never saw dog again....um this was a crap story time from few years bk

[@nataliejulich4637]

i thought the same thing, glad im bot going crazy or apmething

[@lauriemeyer7030]

Poster should charge for the babysitting. With a surcharge for emergency time.

[@OoiYunKai]

i love how you got gradually unhinged towards the end plus the random singing of conversation XD

[@itjustmemanning8441]

OP isn't going to be watching kids all day. OP is lucky EM didn't try and drop off CB for OP to babysit any time of the day or night.

[@Cheepchipsable]

She probably thought no one would notice her gone. In EM's mind it was 5 minutes.

[@supercali413]

Can we talk about the fact that one of the OP’s was taught a death glare by their mother to use against their dad??? Lmao I’m dying over here

[@adrianneisaacson8056]

To the OP who had the EM who tried to poison OP'S cat: please send more stories about this psycho!! They're interesting.

[@galacticalove]

You do realize they can't see this and if they did, it'd be a rare chance right?

[@jakevex4198]

The cops probably would have also charged her with desecration of a corpse as well

[@katherinestahl7845]

I got fired because I had seizures,. Due to aftermath of a coma. Wow. Mine. Only lasted 3weeks, then 2weeks of waking up. Prayers with the person in this story

[@blazethecat363]

I hope you sued your employer. as that's an ADA violation

[@nilianstroy]

I don't trust people that claim they don't get angry often, we all do it a lot of times, some deal better with it than others tho.

[@Your_daily_edit]

Aww 😔 Slightly disappointed. There was an Aussie story and Markee didn't go full on Aussie. It was such a good opportunity!!

[@trini_m]

The one with the EM trying to poison the cat I wouldn't have even bothered talking to her before tackling her to the ground.

[@BrolyOrAurak]

Am I the only one who watched this all the way through?

[@mhkeith829]

I'm about 95 minutes in and am very sure I'll be watching till the end! Good narrator, good post choices, just good overall. The only problem is, I might fall asleep 'cause his voice is kinda soothing......

[@Elganymede]

No. I watched it all...help.

[@quentinstayskull2464]

I appreciate the musical segments in this episode

[@GargiJD]

the toilet paper story: call me stupid but will somebody please explain to me why people were buying out tons of toilet paper when the pandemic began? i've been wracking my brains for the past 2 years to find a rational behind this action.

[@lemguins7031]

They all heard a social media rumor that it was gonna be scarce, so all the dips panicked and made it a self-fulfilling prophecy...

[@smh4960]

When the cat picked up the treats to share had me 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[@fcold9402]

It is not that she smoked weed. But she smoked weed and drove. That is just as bad as drinking and driving.

[@giselleyfish3612]

Uhm...disagree Lol not even close. Not even comparable. Zero similarity. The only way your statement is true is when referring to the law, which, as per usual, was created in ignorance. If anyone disagrees, before saying so, research and find out for yourself. Just make sure the things you read for information are peer reviewed, because if what you read is not peer reviewed, it is basically worthless and cannot be trusted as truth/ fact. Hopefully this is already known. Hopefully I am preaching to the choir...

[@fcold9402]

@@giselleyfish3612 Spoken like someone who believes smoking weed is "good for you" and not the consumption of a foreign substance that slows brain function and reflexes. A long time ago there were "studies" and doctors that said smoking tobacco was "good for you" that it "expanded lunch function". Be careful with "science" that is pushing an agenda or a current fad. But hey i don't actually think drugs like weed should be illegal. It does have some medicinal effects such as pain relief that work better than and is less addictive than some perscribed dugs. That a drug works to aid pain relief does not make it "good for you", it makes it a tool that can be helpful if used responsibly. But hey (again) you are an adult, and can make your own decisions about what forieng substance you ingest. Just DO NOT DRIVE and put other people in danger with your slowed reflexes and that altered brain function that makes you feel so good dude.

[@paden1865able]

People who drive after smoking weed tend to be paranoid about speeding, so drive ten or more miles under the limit. By doing this, they become a hazard to other drivers.

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

@@paden1865able depends on what you're smoking....people put weed in this little fucking box. It's alot more complicated...there's weed that has no THC in it...while some do. Some are stronger than others. It's all about WHAT YOU GET. Example: cheap weed can make you either throw up and it smells like skunk. While expensive weed can actaully sell very suttle...and ralther pleasant. Some weed has no smell at all...or takes ALOT to build a smell up. Weed in general can have different effects...its about not only as I keep saying What you buy but also the person and how they react to it.

[@thedarkestkinghtstar]

@@giselleyfish3612 I feel like you've read the overview of the articles instead of the entire article. For example; is it comparing alcohol vs weed in regards to motor function/driving? Well, there are a lot more studies regarding alcohol than weed based on legality over the years. Until fairly recently as legality increases and yes, weed vs alcohol could mean weed is better than alcohol if you're going to make the unwise choice to drive impaired. It might be more accurate to compare it to medication while driving; you can get in trouble for driving under the influence of perfectly legal medications. It's like telling a women smoking a pack or more a day that it's healthier to continue smoking than stop. Which is "true". It can cause a lot more stress if she tries to completely stop smoking, which can cause a lot of development issues for baby. However, comparing a women who doesn't smoke vs a women who does; the women who doesn't smoke is more likely to have a healthy pregnancy; even with the claim it was healthy at one point to smoke (you could have smaller babies, not really worth the risk). I feel the same is here. It might be safer to smoke weed than drink alcohol and drive but driving without an impairment is better than driving with one.

[@aquasomethingyouknowwhatever]

the story with the kid who was in the coma for 6 years actually made me cry

[@rebeccaprater8814]

My narc mother literally caused me to go into a seizure and when I confronted her about it she couldn't even say "sorry" only replied with "I caused nothing" so shes been out of my life for a couple months now and causing drama with everyone and saying shes depressed because I want her out of my life and playing victim over every thing. Told my grandmother I was done with narc mother she's not even allowed in my childs life when I have him 🤷🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️ she could've just said sorry and all would have been forgiven but it's all her fault and I dont feel guilty especially with the history of abuse shes done over my 20 years of living

[@missterygirl16]

Lord “hide and go screw yourself” took me out 😂

[@asherael]

I bet the "dresser" was a tilt-top desk

[@UndeadEyes]

In one shot, I heard 3 different accents for one character. That made my day. lol

[@Audiogeek-kf2ez]

Wow, some people are just plain crazy .

[@Kimmie_78]

thumbs up to the guy who did the maths to his entailed aunts about the chosen partners

[@allynotfound4208]

Me during the first story: Happy gay noises

[@skeltonslay8er781]

42:12 Only difference between grave robbing and archeology is how old the grave is, and if there is any living relatives

[@apiian]

Love this video! Thanks for all the great content. :)

[@koykage11]

I listen to these reddit stories when going to sleep, and you have a wonderfully calming voice for this, however you really need to work on your transition from one story to the next. Feels like getting whiplash lol

[@millerlucerojames]

... Wow .. Theses ep's need to be put on their own island ... Heh better make sure their are stuff to eat and well ~ Jurassic EP's the long dead people

[@jauneork278]

Someone needs to call child protective services for story 2

[@chasing_royalty4019]

1:00:00 this story, idk if the same person posted it, but almost an identical one is posted on youtube by a person telling their first hand experience about it.

[@UwUnotewew]

"I'm not gonna read that!" That broke me 😂

[@christianmarshal6117]

I’ll say this much, if I had a pregnant girlfriend and her mother tells me, “Here’s what’s going to happen, my daughter is going to have an abortion and you’re going to disappear!” There is absolutely no way I’m going to leave them alone unless my girlfriend says it’s alright. She has made it clear she wants my unborn child dead, she wants me gone and she doesn’t give half a cent what her daughter wants for herself! I’m not abandoning my girlfriend and unborn child to whatever this crazy witch comes up with!

[@SpAc3__]

My parents threw away my legal documents when I said I wanted get a job. Luckily my aunt had them all

[@giselleyfish3612]

You almost ran my ANGLE over lol Omg not her angle!! I thought markee would at least recognize and say correctly what OP actually meant (angel)! 😂

[@ramonah66]

Angle is the same as Angel, it depends on where you are from.

[@kandi5137]

Angle is geometry and math. An Angel is a heavenly being. The ankle is between your legs and feet. They're all very different. They meant ankle. The other 2 would be very difficult to run over with a quad 😂

[@stevelemur6113]

Regarding EM that slapped your wine glass: I realize it is too late now, but you really should have reported this vigilante to the police. Unless set down hard she will continue to menace everyone, and she probably made her own report about you to the college. ⭐️🌟