r/EntitledParents - KAREN EXPECTS US TO LOOK AFTER HER KIDS FOR FREE!

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[@susanlosey9511]

I worked in nursing homes as a nurse. That story of that son putting his mother in a nursing home and not visiting her is so true! That happens so many times.

[@supergeeky7529]

I stayed in a transitional care home for 3 weeks (I am 39) after a bad bout of cellulitis and, being one of the youngest ones there kind of got adopted as one of the grandbabies of all the old people there. Who they REALLY adopted tho was my husband. He was there to visit me 3-4 times a week (sadly it was a bit of a drive and he still had to go to work or he would have been there more) and damn, those older ladies LOVED him. No matter where I was when he arrived I knew instantly cause word would spread and someone would tell me he had come. It was great. If I was in therapy he'd chill with any of the old ladies there and chat with them and it made their day. So many of them never got visitors so him chatting with them was everything to them. It was precious beyond words.

[@derwolfgaming7775]

21:14. You know what's funny? If this Karen ran a business and fired someone for being gay she would have not just a lawsuit on her hands but the WORST PR disaster on her hands.

[@LuisRebelo]

I'm glad you kept reading the comments, it's what differentiates your channel from other reddit storytellers the most. (and i love it!)

[@Markee]

Glad you stick around for it 😇

[@WobblesandBean]

@@Markee I also really like how you give well-thought out, nuanced responses to the AITA stories. Even if I don't agree with your verdict some of the time, I really respect your fairness and amount of thought you put into it before making a decision.

[@lara2937]

@@Markee the comments definitely make it better. Also golden is when you add a lil spice to what you're reading.

[@valzeppelin5153]

The toilet paper story: That guy's response is what the world needs sometimes. "I have diarrhea!" 🤣💀 Epic

[@rosesinamber]

“So there I was, barbecue sauce on my oo...” I caught that 😂

[@steffismile14]

Is that some kind of joke I don't get? :'D I'm confused

[@crayolaclouds2696]

@@steffismile14 it's from a vine. Just look up "bbq sauce on my titties" and it's safe, even if the name is wonky. I don't get why it was so funny but hey, there ya go

[@supergeeky7529]

From what I saw it was originally from Orange is the new black then quoted on Vine. Not sure but that's what the interwebz is telling me anyways.

[@toyairy7612]

I would love to hear from the family member of that EM who stole the insulin pump and had to bail her out of jail for that nonsense. Oh and her lawyer has to be hating his job that day.

[@brenkrasmer]

10:05 I know... this is a binge compilation, and that you've slapped several videos together for people like me, but god damn... that "Or it would be if we didn't have 20 minutes left" Gave me a heart attack. I thought I missed 2 hours of video and just... had a stroke. Funniest thing to happen to me all month once I put 2 and 2 together.

[@dreamfired]

I love the little personal human touches you put in your videos. So many reddit readers just read with no emotion or, worse, have a computer program read it for them. Thank you so much for the effort you put in!

[@ataurusinabookshop2063]

As a person with diabetes AND a pump, I know that feeling of it being pulled out and start bleeding and THE UTTER RAGE I feel toward EM is real

[@deupree29]

I've heard other stories about people thinking a pump was something else and yanking it. I'm not diabetic. Is this common?

[@ataurusinabookshop2063]

@@deupree29 the mistaking the pump for something else is common (mine was mistaken for a beeper or cellphone many times, the yanking it out hasn’t happened to me but I wouldn’t be surprised if people do it often

[@deupree29]

@@ataurusinabookshop2063 that just makes me super sad 😥. It's really not hard to tell it's a medical device. I've seen people with them that I've known personally and didn't know at all. Never once thought it was anything but medical. The first time I saw one I didn't know it was for diabetes, but definitely new it wasn't a beeper or cellphone

[@rebecca32602]

In one of the stories, OP said more than once I’m not an ATM. But says I’m giving you till next year then no more $$ (after 8 years) It sounds like volunteering to be there ATM for another 10 or 11 months. That makes little sense to me 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@D-me-dream-smp]

Sadly when you have been indoctrinated your whole life to capitulate to narcissistic, manipulative people then it’s really really really hard to break out of that pattern of behaviour. Standing up to a narcissist is extremely exhausting which is why most people find going low or no contact is the only solution. Narcissists are also very adept at targeting people who are vulnerable to their manipulation tactics - empathetic/naive/non confrontational. These are power dynamics that are firmly entrenched so while it seems like an obvious and easy thing to just say NO it practice it can be a lot more challenging. Bear in mind that they will often use other family members/vulnerable people as well. The classic is “…I need ___ for my children. Do you want them to suffer/go hungry/be homeless?” The dynamics of abusive relationships are very complex and are based on unhealthy behaviour and bonds.

[@Mimino55-y5k]

Exactly. OP is hilariously delusional in her pride. She was an ATM, probably still an ATM to other users right now.

[@clydedisney6569]

I have no empathy for the OP who has given a roomate money for 8 years! She is just as nuts as the gal who is doing all the asking.

[@darianchristie3260]

When I use the phrase "Can I speak to your manager" it's usually to tell the manager directly that the staff member that was helping me was doing an exemplary job and they were really helpful over and above the call of duty. Usually I don't say this to the staff member beforehand and the look on their face is generally well worth it.

[@shannonfbc1]

Lol I had to call my bank and ask for the manager I was having account issues and unfortunately only the manager would be able to correct it as there was $3600 in fees. My call went hi I need to speak to the manager please I'm not being a Karen I just really need his assistance and why the person laughed and got him on the phone.

[@lolo-ve9rd]

WTF?!

[@WobblesandBean]

Me too! I also like to call those "how am I driving?" toll-free numbers you see on commercial trucks. The dispatchers are always audibly shocked that anyone would call in to say something nice, lol. They have to endure so much negativity and verbal abuse on the job, so I hope my calls make their day suck just a little less. Plus, commercial truck drivers don't get NEARLY enough credit for what they do, and they deserve the recognition of a job well done. I have no idea if the positive feedback I give gets back to the driver or their bosses, but I like to think it does.

[@happylistener4628]

OP needs to charge witch entitled Karen for assaulting/spitting in OP’s face. Prison is too good for these witch Karens.

[@MichelleThelwell]

This arrived at the perfect time to listen to for a long night if not being able to sleep! Thanks Aussie dad!

[@slipknotenthusiast6541]

Lol. Karen: "Because K is special." *Me:* LOL.... Special K....

[@KE-hr4sb]

Story about the diabetic: Get a taser. I read another video where an EM grabbed a girl and tried to steal her mask, she tased the Karen and set her on her ass. I was cheering!

[@allfordogs4421]

Unless your brother wore a sign saying he was autistic then your mother was in the wrong

[@susanlosey9511]

The gay story was hilarious! Good for the three of you!

[@LilBluSky0417]

I think that the OP in the switch lite story meant "Use the money for lessons on manners". I suspect that the "many" was a typo. 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇨🇦

[@earlinejackson8151]

Amanda Summers due to my personal experiences, I believe it was due to a rabid spellcheck! lol

[@Mimino55-y5k]

The atm roommate story is amazing. Where can I find people like this ? Who gives thousands over a decade to a stranger ? Hilarious how op is so proud for finally stopping that nonsense, not ashamed that she was taken advantage of for a decade.

[@rmhartman]

"that duck is a mother, and I will treat you kids the way they are treating hers." that is such a great line!

[@ember612]

The one about the "nice guy" 2:03:35 To be honest that's not okay to say or ask regardless of sexuality, gender or anything at all, him wanting her to change her sexuality just makes it worse, my ghosh.

[@shentino]

Story 1: I'd have just banned her on the spot. No discussion, no appeals, and she'd have 5 minutes to get the F*** off my property or I'm having the cops MAKE her leave, dragged off in cuffs if necessary. Some customers just aren't worth the trouble.

[@minagica]

Omg Entitled Muslim Aunt 🤣🤣🤣 "No compulsion in religion" huh? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 She is living in such a bubble,so oblivious to the gaslighting, I almost love her 🤣 I actually love NU and CC for real, though, they're so sweet and chill

[@QueenOfTheZombieApocalypse]

Celiac here - it sucks. Had emergency abdominal surgery at 6 because I was in so much pain they thought my appendix must have ruptured (it was not even infected). I have been told by a number of people that it “isn’t real”. Or equally bad the “if I couldn’t eat bread, I would k-- myself” … fun stuff

[@lexyshannon9428]

19:47 I cackled when I heard this because I imagine EA clawing at the door to be let in 😂

[@immortalsofar5314]

Okay, my brain is shorting out like yours, Markee. "My mother thought it would be a good idea to go back to the Dominican Republic and marry my third cousin." Damn, dude, how many cousins are you going to marry????

[@fallensparrow6402]

"try to not hit people" screw that, self defence is self defence

[@kirstenornelas881]

I was a photographer for awhile at a chain that was known for family photos and specialty photo frames for kids yearly photos. The Russian parents were awful to their little ones. I almost wanted to cry for this one little guy, he was 4 or 5 and I took what was pretty much the most amazing photos I had taken in the, at that point, 6 months I had worked there so far and he was freaking adorbs. I put together one of the frames that had a spot for 3 different photos and was very popular to put on the wall by the little bed or somewhere in their bedroom at that point in time early 2000s. She literally hated the photos! Was it because she didn't like the poses? No. Because she hated the way I took the photos or how they served up after they were developed (film so during development at times things could go wrong) ..? Nope this woman YELLED at the child, making him cry mind you, because he smiled too much. I seriously wanted to hit this woman. She would look at each photo saying "this would be perfect if you had not ruined it by smiling"! She also told him how ugly his smile was, she did finally spend quite a bit and I actually won a contest at work for the trio frame I had put together but I just couldn't be as happy about it all knowing that the poor little guy was made to feel so badly. IDK if it was a culture thing but literally every Russian mom was the same, so often so that I would make sure not to tell the Russian kids to smile and in fact took only serious shots.

[@blazethecat363]

hope you reported that bullshit to CPS. that's straight up abuse

[@susanlosey9511]

I love “Tree Law” stories.

[@staylor3483]

The aunt showed up at this person's door with a knife... carves his door with it yet he DOESN'T call the cops!!?? WTF??!!

[@susanlosey9511]

Put a peek hole in your door so you can see who it is before opening door. Also might be a good idea to put a locked screen door also. Double protection!

[@zoedujour]

Peep*

[@valzeppelin5153]

Borrowing money: Do not let people borrow any more than $300 per family. If they do not pay it back in full, they don't get anymore. Lessons learned. If you don't stand up for yourself and get the first loan back, people see you as an ATM and will abuse your kindness. Never gift money (max $50) for anything other than a Birthday or Christmas, that also turns you into an ATM.

[@minagica]

Kid with entitled abusive dad going through their files and then slapping them: I'm so sorry for them, I hope they can get out soon 😭😭😭

[@chloecook4511]

I don't agree that those who are stocking shelves should not be expected to answer questions about locations of various items in the store or to reach for something that is shelved too high. The customer service person is there for returns, problems,etc and doesn't have time to deal with everyone who cannot locate items. I had a knee replacement last year and have the other one scheduled next week. The extra walking involved in going to the service desk every time can't locate something is prohibitive. I don't want to use the motorized carts either as there are those who need them more than I do. The person stocking shelves is also more likely to know where an item is as well. I do agree that you should not touch the person to get their attention. That is just rude as well as inappropriate during a pandemic. The fact that the person in this post was deaf is another issue. I suppose if she didn't respond to verbal cues, I would look for someone else for help. I certainly would not poke her or shake her. That is beyond rude, it is assault.

[@TheNormExperience]

“If you love me like I love you” Now I have “Maps” but the Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs stuck in my head...

[@WobblesandBean]

Hey, at least it's a good song! Karen O is a goddess and I will die on that hill

[@skyedebbie]

Loved the TP one. You are so stinking cute reading these. Thanks for the entertainment.

[@leighnisbett9691]

To op whose dad likes to snoop through your school files ,report this to your school ,including the physical abuse ,slapping your face ,and ask for a password to be put on your school files and the school to report the abuse to the appropriate authorities.

[@fcold9402]

He park on private property and was warned not to park there and his answer is to escalate. How did he think that was going to go? Towing was the next obvious step. I guess obvious isn't always obvious until its obvious.

[@valzeppelin5153]

Actually, the "native bloodline law" is actually a thing, not within families though. They don't actually have to marry either, they are picked up and forced to breed, mostly pures with pures. They don't have to stick around and care for the children or anything, it is just a transaction. Any time the elders want another generation, the tribal members are required to abide, it is their tribes law. I had a discussion about this recently with a few natives. Apparently the larger tribes are very into arranged blood lines. They will call on any person to breed, when the leaders want it to happen. LoL it is crazy.

[@annageorge8406]

For what types of natives?

[@beastshawnee]

My parents had 20 acres in the woods-They built a log house in the very center -surrounded by large trees. Behind them was Farmer Johnson and his wife (real names lol!) They were great neighbors and had an L shaped property with their house behind us down a gravel road and a field with cows next to us. Well Old Johnson’s son wanted to move back home (sort of reluctantly) and convinced his Dad he would help with the farm after years of not being interested if He could build his own small house on the Johnson’s property. So he starts building and Dad keeps hearing saws and hammering and thinks they sound too close but doesn’t wanna doubt mr Johnson an honorable man- but eventually it bugs him enough so he has himself a walk thru his woods and sees Jr. Johnson has a house already half built...right on the property line Dad thinks. So Dad gets a bit miffed as his markers are clear- but anyway he asks Jr. to please get it resurveyed because he is sure the house is right on top the line. Jr gets huffy and rude but Elder Johnson says “no-that’s fair-I told him that was maybe too close” and makes jr pay for the surveyors who tell jr the bad news...So now Jr will either have to somehow move the house back about 7 feet or tear it down and start over . Jr’s steps and porch were already over onto our property. His front drive he planned would be fully on our property...Or he could stop being huffy and beg my parents for an easement...He lost his huffiness alright and begged. He told Them he would rearrange his house -front door to face his parents property instead of theirs, cut the driveway on the other side but could he pay for a yearlhy easement so he didn’t have to wreck what he built already? My mom convinced my reluctant dad to just sell him a small strip so that the house could stay as a favor to the elder Johnson’s. So that’s what they did. Jr lost his attitude, admitted his errors and all was settled with Jr paying a minimal amount for a strip off the back 20 acres. He was grateful for the grace rather than getting what he deserved. He was lucky my mom was more rational than my Dad who valued the privacy of his woods and still felt jr,s house was too damn close. Jr turned his house plans the other direction. They all continued to get along. Elder Johnson’s blind beagle named “Ugly” continued to hunt rabbits on our property. Because he was blind if they sat still he couldn’t chase them-only if they moved and also he could catch their scent. He was so funny. The bunnies would freeze and he would snurf around and around real closely sometimes but he had no clue they were right there. I guess he had just enough visual acuity to generally avoid the large trees but he did tear himself up a bit on the gooseberry bushes. At his age he rarely caught one now but still liked to relive his glory days...

[@TheTiggerpoo1]

I HATE IT when I go to sites that just read the stories. It's like "what's the point?" PLEASE read all the responses you can.

[@krystalfloods6197]

I really like that you give your own opinion on the post and that you read some of the comments! I don’t know why but it bugs me when other channels just read the post only and that’s it and then move onto the next.

[@beckyryan407]

I hate any prejudice. It shows their ignorance.

[@JC-lz7oy]

I haven't heard a story as fake as the Claire's Karen story since I thoroughly reviewed how local stepmoms have been getting stuck in washing machines

[@illuminatipolice213]

Lol I usually play animal crossing while listening to your videos!

[@karinapique7118]

Your mom should marry her because you don't want to lol

[@normajeanmarchegiani9829]

Yes. Please read the comments. I always feel that I’m left hanging when there are no comments or edits.

[@kathysabry8613]

My daughter has an insulin pump, there is no needle attached to the tubing. The tubing is attached to a port which has a plastic tube in the subdermal layer of skin to administer insulin. Pulling off the port, which has to be changed weekly at most has a drop or two of blood like a pin prick. The story was exaggerated if it transpired at all. Also the pump doesn't look like a game, it kind of resembles a pager. It costs around 5k after insurance, so if she damaged it it would be very costly.

[@earlinejackson8151]

Your Dominican mom, aunt, and cousin and you , too haven’t looked into legalities! Marriage to an American does NOT give you citizenship or a legal green card! She can apply for a student visa and go to nursing school if she has the funding, but they changed the ‘marriage to an American to get citizenship’ years ago! All you get for marrying your first cousin here is arrested because it is illegal, just like marrying your sister! So, rethink your plans, you don’t want to ruin your life and her chances of ever getting here. I know these things because my daughter was married to a non citizen and it cost thousands and thousands of $, and took 3 years, to get him to ‘legal to live here permanently status’, and he is not a citizen, just a legal permanent resident. Edited for spellcheck.

[@cheesedemon88]

The insulin pump story seems dubious. You don’t leave the needle in when inserting the part that goes into your body, you pull the needle out once it’s pierced the skin leaving only a plastic tube to deliver the insulin. Also how long was this lady at the store? Even with the most fast working insulin the blood sugar wouldn’t stat to immediately go up the second the insulin is cut off. It is also fairly rare to start bleeding if the tube is pulled out since it’s inserted into fatty tissue, though it can happen.

[@marybean2231]

There are more permanent pumps that remain under the skin though. It doesn't seem like a lie to me.

[@cheesedemon88]

People still use those? Anyway even with the fastest acting insulin, it still takes some time before you start feeling your blood-sugar rise, like 20 minutes on the fast working ones, and even longer for it to get critically high. Story just seems off to me.

[@flamiaminu5536]

The fighting kid story: yeah that happened 🙄

[@mckaidenchristensen2884]

Thanks for exposing everyone on plane

[@stephjovi]

I love entitled Aunty updates :)

[@Audiogeek-kf2ez]

What is with these entitiled mothers.

[@danacarter9147]

Good question, that's what I want to know.

[@angelastice5516]

Lmao the sword fighting kid is the most made up self inflated piece of work. He forgot to include how evertone clapped and nice guys never get the girls b.s.

[@geriwilliamson1967]

YES!!! 3&1/2 hours solid stories. Loved it and I like your comments. Keep it up you are doing great😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤👵👵👵👵

[@christinac5131]

Her friend needs to get over herself. Just because one wants to get healthy and the other just uses excuses.5 yrs of friendship over one working out and causing the others anxiety and depression to act up. That's on her. I would keep getting healthy. A needs to stop being a child.

[@MaybeEnvious]

The cousin marriage one is wrong by legal standards. You cannot marry anyone and them become a citizen in a year. You also cannot marry someone and bring them on the next flight. They still need to recieve permission to go to the states and the married couple could be in separate countries during that time. The waiting period alone is a few years of marriage. You also must convince someone during an interview that its not for the reason of gaining citizenship and instead out of love. Depending on how close of a cousin and the place you live the marriage may not count in the eyes of the state anyway. If she wants to go to school there she can get a school Visa.

[@mysterylovescompany2657]

Mrs Karenova... _doesn't_ want to talk to your Manager? Huh.

[@hirokiangel7399]

23:40 Me- Ok, hol up. Pauses the video and grabs my pride sash. Me- Les go!

[@hirokiangel7399]

I meant 22:40 lol

[@rebeccagrimm2643]

At 4:00 when she made the ridiculous idea to make a different parent come get their child I would have told her that she had officially abandoned her child and I am now calling the police. *click* (I don't play around with idiots. This IS a criminal offense.)

[@danacarter9147]

Same here. That would definitely prompt someone to speed-dial CPS.

[@xenoband444]

Deadly phobia of ketchup that's new

[@Allantitan]

2:27:41 smart move on ops part for taking their handbag with them especially when traveling alone

[@WobblesandBean]

59:20 Uh, yes, he did. He totally knew. If he's smart and capable enough to navigate his way home all by himself like that, then he's smart enough to understand that he isn't entitled to other people's personal property. If I were the other mom and I saw OP's brother attack my child and wrestle their toy away from them, I'd probably get physical with him, too. Isn't it funny how families of autistic children love to white knight for them like OP is doing, yet they're the first ones to throw them under the bus in order to avoid taking any responsibility for their actions? You can't have it both ways; either he's a helpless, instinct-driven, animalistic simpleton incapable of comprehending foundational human concepts like consent, or he's an actual human being who should be treated with respect and held to the same basic standards of decency as everyone else. Having autism may be an explanation for that kind of entitled behavior, but it is NOT an excuse. Yes, I am aware that it requires a great deal more patience, time, and energy to raise a well-adjusted autistic child than a neurotypical one, but it is _literally your job as a parent to do that._

[@nyteshayde1197]

My daughter is high on the spectrum. She would never think to do something like that. And if this kid was so short on social behaviors, WTH was he doing on his own? Where the hell was OP and mom when all of this happened?

[@markedwards3647]

re abandoned child fantasy answer: "OK, K has about 50 pounds of usable meat, and is young, so probably tender. How much do you want for it?"

[@mdlizzy]

The sword fight story sounds like a fantasy.

[@miminana-hd6nf]

sorry, I live in the US and store employees are available to help customers. Stockers do have the responsibility to help customers and if they can't they need to find someone who can. I can understand OP's concern about someone touching his deaf sister but get real, she works in a public facing job and is going to come in contact with people.

[@ghostofthefallenvalkyrie3320]

22:53 I had to laugh at that part XD Honestly it's ridiculous XD

[@stephjovi]

Dar christian Karen, Atheist here, I`ve never had covid. Didn't quite work out with cleansing the non believers :D These old videos are such a window into 2020. You forget so fast.

[@JanieBgrand]

Omg these babies that think they fit a label… well, it’s just sad to me that a 15 yr old haas to call herself ‘asexual’. And has a boyfriend? More than likely, she should just be called a young lady.

[@grannydyess]

Tell Karen to take her child home or better yet turn child over to cps because she abandoned the child

[@kimmygrules]

The Big E has a lot to do with the National FFA organization. The regional competitions for the organization go through there. I was a state officer one year and got to go all dressed up and represented my state.

[@tnick123]

The story that plays around 15 monutes doesnt seem true to me, i wear an insulin pump and a sensor. The part that attaches to you via the pump has no needle after you put it in cause it leaves a small tube inside. Its very tiny and off my memory its called a cannula. Basically a portable iv setup is the best way to imagine it. The needle is only the thing that gets the tubing in your body. So no needle to "stab someone with" or get hurt with.

[@christallh24]

I don't think "Celiac's" is a real disease either.

[@terrancemuzic5157]

2:02:07 WRONG. if you're sticking shelves you're an associate witch means CUSTOMER SERVICE you are indeed required to help customers or get someone who can

[@Softnsweetbb]

ATM girl, you played yourself. Lol

[@KB-tg7pf]

Love the acting you did in this one! Bravo!

[@asherael]

I mean, it IS a trend for people without Celiac to avoid gluten, which...honestly, should annoy people with celiac more, given that's EXACTLY why these people think their very serious illness is a fad

[@ambersimms6246]

asherael more demand for gluten free food means there are more options for celiacs

[@asherael]

@@ambersimms6246 That's a beneficial outcome, though most food now labeled "gluten free" is stuff that NEVER had gluten in it, like fat-free candy, it's a total con job. And people who have no need to go gluten free making a fad or food fetish out of removing it from their diets are why people think these folks with very valid reasons for avoiding gluten are just being "difficult"

[@weezylone]

I don't know if this word is still in common use but the woman in the first story exemplifies nye kulturny.

[@obsidiandwarf]

I'd make the guy marry his cousin for hating 'Sweet Home Alabama'! Brilliant song. (And yes, I have heard the supposed meaning of the words. To the best of my (according to Skynnard), it's bollocks. I just think its a great song)

[@Dohyden2]

Peter Quill is not chubby, what the hell.

[@irvinochoa4476]

Gooooo ROCKET LEAGEU!!!... THIS IS ROCKET LEAGUEEEE!!!

[@jaclynsmith4323]

Yeah, some of this stories just...didn't happen. At all.

[@minagica]

Bible study? Sounds more like lessons in how to explain away uncomfortable bits to non-christians

[@cutelilkitten96]

LESLIE IS A HERO

[@BH-sn7ws]

Many years ago I lived in Enfield, Connecticut for 3 years and we used to go to the Eastern States Expo every year. We loved it. We lived in Boston before that for 4 years and I used to work at Filene’s and eat lunch at Friendly’s everyday. You bought back memories. 😊

[@burntblonde2925]

Do you ever wish someone would get an electrical shock when they are behaving like an ahole?

[@annelisewegner1411]

About the waiter story of the couple on nye and just 20 min waiting: If I understood correctly the couple touched OPs face. If someone would do that with me i probably would slap there hands away. Even so I am quit introverted I really don´t like people touching me. It took me years to become more comfortible with people outside my family exchanging more than handshakes even close family-friends so I wouldn´t be surprised if I would do more than even the slapping away of the hands. I mean who do they think they are to be allowed to touch my face?

[@tunatofu63]

Does the op know that marrying and getting paid for a green card is seriously illegal?

[@kirstenornelas881]

I went into the local grocery store just in time to miss a similar situation that happened to a friend of mine. She was getting groceries and being newly single, her ex decided to be an ass but that's another story altogether, anyways she has her 6 month old and toddler with her and only had them in the store because again it was just her at this point. She was getting some apple sauce from the very end of an isle and did not need to actually go up the isle to grab it and was not going to walk up the rest of the isle for anything else. She was wearing her mask ect. A large elderly, young enough he could have caused harm and had a booming voice to the point a worker next isle over heard him, he yelled at her about going against the arrow but he was not even there until she was already standing there picking out the apple sauce so he could not have known if she walked through the isle the correct direction or not or at all. It was awful, both the kids were scared and crying and she was shaking. Ppl need to calm tf down over the arrow thing sheesh

[@fireflymedic10]

I like when comments are read.

[@shmuli9]

The mum who wants her son to marry a 3rd cousin just for a "green card" is just INSANE. Bread has come back in droves (as have toilet paper), but I was just amazed at how the bread aisle was completely trashed... (Really, if people REALLY wanted to eat bread, it is QUITE simple to make it... and it tastes better than "store-bought" bread.

[@marydaly1603]

Insulin story. When in a similar situation make as much fuss as poss.

[@emo7636]

It baffles me how many people perpetuate the incorrect and offensive stereotype of 'Alabama and incest'. No, I'm not from Alabama nor have I ever lived there. If you insist on continuing such stereotypes simply for a good laugh, West Virginia has an astronomically higher rate of incest.

[@FictionalRen]

Markee, friend, I think this is a repeat video? I remember listening to it just the other day.

[@horseluver4ever623]

It's a compilation of his previous videos into a giant 3:30 hour mashup

[@FictionalRen]

@@horseluver4ever623 friend, I know, which is why I'm confused. I heard all of these before in the same video. I don't understand if there's been any editing or changes but I haven't noticed any. I am very confused.

[@horseluver4ever623]

@@FictionalRen Ah. Then I'm not sure. Maybe so.

[@mrdarkevilme]

9:52 "what he deserves? dear you don't want me to give him what he deserves, and he doesn't neither if he values chewing solid food and walkin'"

[@Audiogeek-kf2ez]

Straight, but oh man , congrats ladies . I love your way of kicking Karen in the ass. Bravo ladies Bravo

[@riinak7212]

Friendly's? I think most of them are closed now. Good memories, though!

[@staylor3483]

Lock your files with a password and don't give dad the password..